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"Waifu" - While we know and accept the true original meaning of waifu in the anime culture, we commonly use it in a non-serious form to describe all kinds of 'waifuing' of all levels. Don't be foolish to take it seriously.

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 No.168374[Last 50 Posts]

No spamming pls
Only waifus

 No.168380

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 No.168381

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 No.168386

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 No.168387

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only 3 posts and all of them shitposts…

 No.168388

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 No.168389

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>>168387
Wow.. I swear she use to be so much prettier like 4 years ago.

 No.168390

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>>168387
Hey! Mine wasn't shitposting..

 No.168391

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>>168387
>Implying photos of Chloe can ever be shit

>>168388
>

 No.168392

Embedding error.
Taking it all the way back to 2005.

Here's The Bravery with An Honest Mistake.

I got an interview for a radio job. Not really but it would be fun.

 No.168394

How did you get the thread pinned?

 No.168395

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>>168391
lol m8

 No.168396

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>>168389
I think it was just a bad day for her

>>168390
>>168391
if you say so :^)

 No.168397

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>>168394
With the power of Joey..

 No.168399

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>>168392
In retrospect it's probably good that decade ended.

>>168394
moar mods now

 No.168400

Embedding error.
This is for my Aussie bros.

My favourite Aussie band.

 No.168401

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>>168400
I'm not sure what I just listened to..

 No.168402

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>>168394
Magic.

>>168396
Yeah, you're probably right.

>>168400
Cheers maite.

 No.168404

Embedding error.
>>168401

That song won best new single at Australia's version of the Grammys. In 1995.

 No.168405

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>168400
>>168403
I have a favourite Amerigan song

 No.168406

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Boys get on steam

 No.168408

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>>168407
Someone showed me that once, amazing.

 No.168410

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>>168409
Much better

 No.168412

Embedding error.
>>168409

I do that every day anyway.

Me and OuterHeaven talk about it on Skype at least 3 times a week.

 No.168413

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>>168411
You're right, it would vastly superior.

 No.168416

>>168414

No, I live in Orange County.

It's like America really lost the Vietnam War.

 No.168417

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>>168415
>ywn go back in time and give ak47s to the confederate soldiers

 No.168418

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>>168417
The North had rightness on their side, they couldn't have lost.

 No.168421

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 No.168422

>>168418

Rightness and 100,000 Irish that showed up one day.

 No.168423

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>>168421
>typicalconfederate.gif

>>168422
Ireland is the most righteous country of course

 No.168424

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 No.168425

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 No.168427

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>>168426
Love ya too bro, goodnight..

 No.168428

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>>168425
h-how did you get my picture?

>>168426

night night, sweet dreams

 No.168429

>>168426
Love you Stevis <3

 No.168430

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>>168426
The South will rise again!

 No.168431

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That sudden urge to spam Chloë.

 No.168432

>>168426

See ya tomorrow.

 No.168433

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>>168428
I typed 'typical Melbournian' into Google.

 No.168434

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>>168431
Doitdoitdoitdoit

 No.168435

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>>168434
thisthisthisthis
last thread was all Joey spam, moar Chloe!

 No.168436

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>>168431
>how chloefags feel every second of the day

>>168433
sure stalker

 No.168437

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>>168436
>how chloefags feel every second of the day

 No.168438

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>>168437
dammit, it wasn't meant to be a compliment…

 No.168439

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>>168435
>>168434
Yes, we need more of the one true goddess of all waifu. The standard waifu. The one that IS beautiful as a fact and not as an opinion.

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 No.168441

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>>168434
>tfw trip is suddenly not there

>>168439
>

 No.168442

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Question:

Would you rather get hit by a bucket of shit or a bucket of cum?

 No.168443

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>>168442
Which one's older

 No.168444

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>>168442
ask a difficult question question for once

 No.168445

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>>168442
Shit all the way..

 No.168446

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>>168442
Like having it poured on me or having someone throw the bucket at me?

 No.168447

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>>168442
Probably the shit.

 No.168448

>>168445
I think I see a trend forming in your responses when it's to do with shit…

 No.168449

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>>168442
Cum because it doesn't smell like shit and I could easily wash it off. Anything liquid for the matter. Shit would get stuck in my skin and…uuuurgh.

I cum on my belly when I fap. I never shit on myself. So cum is easier to deal with.

 No.168451

>>168443
The shit, the cum would still be hot.

>>168446
Thrown, like they're trying to put out a fire.

 No.168452

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>>168451
Cum probably.

 No.168453

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>>168451
Ooh, on a cold day that'd be perfect

 No.168454

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>>168445
>>168447
weird

>>168452
you only like hot cum?

>>168453
lewd…

 No.168455

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>>168454
You so interested in being covered in shit?

 No.168456

>>168453

I didn't think it got cold in Australia.

 No.168457

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 No.168458

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>>168456
We have ski resort places.

 No.168459

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>>168454
I just don't wanna be cold!

>>168456
I don't imagine I'd be faced with this anywhere but America, so over there now in the winter, perfect warmth

>>168457
Are you the scat man?

 No.168461

>>168458

I didn't you had mountains.

 No.168462

>>168461

didn't know*

 No.168463

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>>168454
Empy only drinks the finnest hot cums

 No.168464

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>>168455
lol, absolutely not, just amused by the extra information you needed

>>168459
cuddles are a bit more mainstream

>>168463
a connoisseur is he?

 No.168465

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>>168459
Not really, I'd just rather be covered in shit than sticky cum..

 No.168466

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>>168461
I think Kosciuszko is the largest.

 No.168467

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>>168461
More like real big hills

>>168464
I mean, if I have no other choice…

>>168465
But you'd drink shit water? :P

 No.168468

>>168466

>Kosciuszko


What is that Polish?

 No.168469

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>>168467
What are jokes?

 No.168470

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>>168468
Named after some Polish guy, though I have no idea why. I don't remember being told he lived here or anything.

 No.168471

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>>168469
Nooo you were 100% serious I know

>>168470
He discovered it, perhaps? I dunno either

 No.168472

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How can a woman be so HNNNNG?

 No.168473

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 No.168474

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>>168472
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tadeusz_Ko%C5%9Bciuszko
No, but he does seem pretty awesome. So he can keep the mountain.

 No.168475

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>>168473
No man. It's more in the nose. The perfect nose.

 No.168476

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>>168469
>h-heh, I was only pretending

>>168467
yeah I'm sure it's not your first choice

>>168473
they're a big part of it

 No.168477

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>>168471
Ohh ok only Joey's but shhhh

 No.168478

>>168474

Polish born, General in the American Revolution who gets a mountain named after him in Australia.

Very curious.

 No.168480

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>>168478
Apparently the person who named the mountain was Paweł Strzelecki, those damn Polacks are conspiring against us all.

 No.168481

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>>168474
Well there you go, what a bro

>>168475
Her face as a whole is amazing. Fo' real tho those lips

>>168476
I guess not, but I'm always prepared to choose from two bad options heh

Lipsssss

>>168477
Lol, sureeee

 No.168482

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>>168481
Lewd! hentai pedo! Just a little girl.

 No.168483

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>>168481
As a whole? Come on, man. The shape of her face is awful.

 No.168484

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>>168481
tongue too, the whole mouthular area

>>168482
>EXTREMELY ROUGH SEX

 No.168485

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>>168480

Like Kiki, I'm half Polish and half-Irish.

I don't take any offense, my family hasn't been either of those nationalities for well over a century.

 No.168488

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>>168482
You're a little girl!

>>168483
Her chin's pointy point but I really love her nose and eyes and mouth sooo

>>168484
Exactly!

 No.168490

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>>168484
It's an expression of my deep and passionate love for her, violence that is.

>>168488
pls, compared to Kiki, Chloe's chin doesn't exist.

 No.168495

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 No.168497

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>>168490
I knew you still wished to brutalise poor Chloe whilst fucking her :<<<

I'm not saying it's bad, I love her face a lot.

 No.168499

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>>168490
>>168497
you two should be ashamed

 No.168501

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>>168497
I gave my perfectly valid reasons in the past and you would never accept them, now go talk to someone you love.

>>168499
Why?

 No.168502

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I'm off to bed, see you beauties later.

 No.168503

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>>168499
Of what? :o

>>168501
If she was okay with it, but if you were to damage her too badly I would find you and rip you apart.

Having said that, I do love you! :p

 No.168504

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>>168502
Goodbye.

 No.168505

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>>168502
Night night scat man ;)

 No.168510

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 No.168512

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>>168501
>>168503
your lewd thoughts

 No.168513

>>168510
I know you'd do the same if ever I hurt her… I'd only expect it of someone who truly loves Clawie!

>>168512
Bah! Not super lewd at least not yet

 No.168515

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>>168512
She's the love of my life though

 No.168517

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>>168513
I wouldnt want to know what you consider super lewd then

>>168515
WWRT what would rowan think is a good measure for acceptable behaviour

 No.168518

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>>168517
Once you've seen enough stuff, you gotta push the boundaries to make it interesting I'm kidding I'm totes vanilla

 No.168519

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>>168513


>>168517
I don't know or care who that is, why would her opinion on it matter?

 No.168520

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>go check for new kinney pics in tumblr
>see all that drama and crap
>mfw

 No.168521

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>>168520
>tumblr

 No.168522

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>>168519
So, you don't love poor Chloe enough to come to her aid!?

 No.168523

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>>168521
Its usually less creepy than stalking facebooks and instagrams.

 No.168524

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>>168520
What drama is that?

I love her music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS7hcivUCJU

 No.168525

>>168520

People are still mad about Beth?

 No.168526

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 No.168527

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>>168524
Beth. And not having sex with Daryl, apparently.

>>168525
Yes, very. Lots of 'death threats are not trolling!' warnings. aoaskdoaskd creepy fandoms, stfa.

 No.168528

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>>168526
I guess you don't :/ I love her, I'd be there for her.

 No.168529

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>>168528
Tell me more about myself.

 No.168531

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>>168529
Okay uhmmmmm, you're a qt, and you don't like jews, and you'd engage in urophagia, and you like the blues, and you really like cuddles

I think most of those are correct

 No.168533

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>>168531
0/5, impressive.

 No.168534

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>>168533
I can tell you you're a bit grumpy

 No.168537

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Rate my to watch list:
Babadook
Liquid Sky
Grave of the Fireflies (saw too long ago)
Miss Meadows

 No.168538

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>>168537
Babadook was pretty cool, best australian film I've seen for a long time

 No.168539

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>>168533
What would you call good ol' TVZ? Funk?

>>168537
Ooooh, Babadook was good man. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

 No.168540

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>>168538
>>168539
I was stalling it, but then some friends commented it and I noticed it has Essie Davis ♥, gotta watch it.

 No.168541

File: 1420365328762-0.gif (938.74 KB, 500x258, 250:129, melisandre swag.gif)

File: 1420365328762-1.webm (162.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mel.webm)

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Oh damn I missed the redhead thread.

 No.168542

File: 1420365330921.jpg (716.74 KB, 2186x3500, 1093:1750, 1363658066706_chloe_moretz….jpg)


 No.168544

>>168540
You should defo watch it soon my love

>>168542
I'm not 0/5 though, as you were quick to state.

Closer to 3/5, 4 when you're in ebin meem le joos mode :P

 No.168545

File: 1420365605582.jpg (164.83 KB, 1156x768, 289:192, tors.jpg)

Also, The Family:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwZNypYmPFE

Its directed and screenplayed by Luc Besson. Oddly I only saw something about it when looking up his IMDB page…

>>168544
Already downloaded, watching tonight.

 No.168546

File: 1420365683896.jpg (28.31 KB, 300x293, 300:293, 1391684813978.jpg)

>>168545
Excellent. Maybe I should watch it again with you :D I do enjoy a good scurry film.

 No.168555

>>168545
she's such a slut

I like it

 No.168556

File: 1420366052671.jpg (201.42 KB, 1222x817, 1222:817, 1387472739967.jpg)

>>168555
Lewd banjo is lewd

How are ya bruh? Still not charred?

 No.168558

File: 1420366131748.jpg (275.56 KB, 1142x1600, 571:800, roonroons-003.jpg)

>>168555
She's just freespirited

 No.168561

File: 1420366342347-0.jpg (55.03 KB, 930x620, 3:2, cara asleep.jpg)

File: 1420366342347-1.gif (1.15 MB, 250x183, 250:183, tumblr_mjql3aebTu1s0icgno3….gif)

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File: 1420366342347-3.gif (1.77 MB, 300x300, 1:1, cara kiss (2).gif)

>>168558
I used to be one of the biggest fans of Rooney. That's where I remember you from. Halfchan Rooney threads.

 No.168562

File: 1420366353771.jpg (133.25 KB, 365x500, 73:100, lewds.jpg)

>>168555
Not vulgar, so I likes it too.

 No.168563

File: 1420366392475.jpg (214.3 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 1383920267243.jpg)

>>168562
A slut that is wise enough to avoid vulgarity, now that's a girl I need

 No.168566

File: 1420366561339.jpg (427.19 KB, 980x1473, 980:1473, roonroons-001.jpg)

>>168561
oh really? Did you have a name?

I want to be that cloth cara is umm… rubbing

>>168563
What slutty things are not vulgar? just curious what you mean

 No.168568

File: 1420366650656.jpg (73.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, IMPRESSIVE.jpg)

>>168533
IMPRESSIVE!

 No.168570

File: 1420366687009.jpg (78.92 KB, 333x500, 333:500, 1383483234885.jpg)

>>168566
Well, simply being a slut but behind closed doors, and acting in an intelligent, respectful manner otherwise

No slutty clothing or getting fingerbanged by dudes in clubs against a wall

 No.168571

File: 1420366687484.png (749.47 KB, 600x694, 300:347, 1419764121349.png)


 No.168573

File: 1420366982491.jpg (86.34 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault (5).jpg)

Miley Cyrus = Vulgar.
Cara, Torresani, Browning, etc.. = Not vulgar.

You could say vulgar is just sexy done by people who don't understand it and just throw everything at you.

Like, a girl with a nice cut or transparent dress VS a girl pulling her blouse up and shaking her milk makers.

 No.168574

File: 1420367071442.jpg (65.95 KB, 604x608, 151:152, 1387733816326.jpg)

>>168573
Doc understands, Doc always understands

Nahh but real, I'm hesitant to even call the elegant sluts 'sluts'. I'd just call them healthy, sexually active women.

 No.168575

File: 1420367156841.jpg (1.45 MB, 2076x3014, 1038:1507, roonroons-012.jpg)

>>168570
so anything goes in private?

>>168571
so this is slutty and not vulgar? obviously its unbelievably hot

>>168573
makes sense to me

 No.168578

File: 1420367273067.png (67.8 KB, 184x194, 92:97, hahaha.png)

>>168573
>Torresani
>not vulgar

 No.168579

File: 1420367300924.jpg (199.74 KB, 1531x2343, 1531:2343, 1388165567169.jpg)

>>168575
Hmm. Depends what she gets MOIST over :3

 No.168585

File: 1420367483976.jpg (134.56 KB, 450x620, 45:62, alessandra-torresani0.jpg)

>>168578
She's on the very edge, I agree. But nah, she's not really vulgar.

 No.168586

File: 1420367620916.jpg (114.21 KB, 527x623, 527:623, o grito.jpg)

>>168585
Not always at least. The different is that she is vulgar sometimes but she's mostly just an actress. Cyrus is "LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE!" 100% of the time.

 No.168589

File: 1420367879753.jpg (152.25 KB, 612x612, 1:1, afe1c45091c511e2938522000a….jpg)

>>168586
And you can see she does it for her own enjoyment. Its not like say, gamer girls and stuff that are vulgar as a cry for attention or something, she is just crazy and fun.

 No.168590

File: 1420367897123.jpg (62.99 KB, 1116x742, 558:371, Dakota Fanning.jpg)


 No.168592

File: 1420368150531-0.jpg (699.19 KB, 936x1403, 936:1403, 936full-dakota-fanning (2).jpg)

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 No.168593

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 No.168594

File: 1420368335245.jpg (781.21 KB, 2100x3150, 2:3, 1401341338437.jpg)


 No.168595

File: 1420368444790-0.jpg (707.91 KB, 1908x3000, 159:250, df011.jpg)

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[Cara bought everyone, like I said. - Anti Flood]

 No.168602

File: 1420368993260.jpg (271.14 KB, 867x1222, 867:1222, roonroons-029.jpg)

am bored, pls halp

 No.168603

File: 1420369143653.jpg (52.71 KB, 615x682, 615:682, 1413688054212.jpg)

>>168602
im watching cricket

 No.168604

File: 1420369221575.gif (2.84 MB, 440x360, 11:9, roons-g-0002.gif)

>>168603
I want to be less bored…

 No.168605

File: 1420369248627.jpg (877.8 KB, 1613x3123, 1613:3123, chloe_moretz_julianne_moor….jpg)

Hey everyone :)

 No.168606

File: 1420369259290.jpg (300.68 KB, 1600x1600, 1:1, kiernan shipka elle women ….jpg)


 No.168607

File: 1420369286755.jpg (353.06 KB, 1769x1327, 1769:1327, DakotaGym12thJanuary201200….jpg)


 No.168608

File: 1420369293364.jpg (53.28 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1413507878592.jpg)

>>168604
cricket is good m8

 No.168609

File: 1420369323589.jpg (163.74 KB, 650x450, 13:9, Charizardo.jpg)

>>168605
Hello Danny.

 No.168610

File: 1420369398485.jpg (49.77 KB, 665x445, 133:89, 1384184710602.jpg)

>>168605
Hello hello!

>>168604
Cricket's not that bad

What do you normally do to ease boredom?

>>168606
Also hi random person

 No.168611

File: 1420369393241.jpg (123.34 KB, 1072x1600, 67:100, roonroons-022.jpg)

>>168605
good morning

>>168607
kinda cool

>>168608
lies

where are they playing? it cant be australia surely

 No.168612

File: 1420369396490.jpg (17.81 KB, 276x288, 23:24, danny.jpg)


 No.168613

File: 1420369486367.jpg (333.68 KB, 844x1222, 422:611, 1412338653194.jpg)

>>168605
Hey Dan

>>168606
Oh thanks I didn't have that picture :3

 No.168614

File: 1420369573451.jpg (200.7 KB, 1183x1440, 1183:1440, 1407162828814.jpg)

>>168611
The BBL on channel 10

 No.168615

>>168566
No, I never had a name.

 No.168616

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 No.168617

File: 1420369671725.jpg (Spoiler Image, 571.18 KB, 1708x2160, 427:540, PnM4Egg.jpg)

>>168609
>>168610
>>168611
How you all doing?

>>168613
I've seen it before. Those pics appear in Google images when you search for her feet LOL

 No.168618

File: 1420369745676.jpg (73.13 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1387895400575.jpg)

>>168616
Musicless videos are fantastic yo

>>168617
Pretty swell. And I'd say lewdddd but I mean, are feet even lewd?

 No.168619

File: 1420369844184.jpg (216.29 KB, 1177x1767, 1177:1767, oSAg7U8.jpg)

>>168610
I'm fine with cricket, so long as no one makes me watch it

any number of things

>>168616
thanks!

>>168618
>are feet even lewd?

you can do lewd things with them

 No.168620

File: 1420369849320.jpeg (63.17 KB, 384x480, 4:5, 1418587573524.jpeg)

>>168617
I don't search for her feet. I want pictures of her.

 No.168621

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 No.168622

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>>168619
Taking it easy, could bombard you with stuff and recommendations til you were busy well into 2016.

But that's not really how one fights boredom, I guess. Its just a distraction.

 No.168623

File: 1420370009383.jpg (1.34 MB, 2603x3000, 2603:3000, CPMlhXB.jpg)

>>168618
Depends who's looking at them, I guess. In my case, yes.

>>168620
You do like her feet though, right?

 No.168624

File: 1420370054734.jpg (1015.86 KB, 2600x3900, 2:3, FDQu07R.jpg)

>>168622
my plan in life is to find enough distractions so I dont have to dwell on the emptiness

 No.168625

File: 1420370095911.jpg (274.08 KB, 1699x1133, 1699:1133, lJ8bbaf.jpg)

>>168623
what makes feet lewd from your point of view?

 No.168626

File: 1420370185302.jpg (1.21 MB, 2848x4271, 2848:4271, 1382922357015.jpg)

>>168619
Lol, it is good to watch though!

Like? Examples pls

Well yes, but I mean, is it worth a spoilerage? hehe

>>168620
Sure

>>168621
:D

>>168623
I suppose you have a point.

 No.168628

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 No.168629

File: 1420370321092.jpg (519.01 KB, 2082x2568, 347:428, FjDjZ1T.jpg)

>>168625
Well sexually they are just as powerful to me as any of the secondary sexual characteristics. So even just thinking about giving a girl a foot massage is a lewd thought for me.

 No.168630

File: 1420370411232.jpg (25.93 KB, 316x314, 158:157, 1383491467071.jpg)

>>168629
My word :o Does that mean you're an excellent foot massager?

 No.168631

File: 1420370436272.jpg (2.99 MB, 2360x2988, 590:747, 1418043363266.jpg)

>>168623
Love her feet. Won't go out of my way to look for only feet though.

I only like a few girls feet.

 No.168632

File: 1420370588005.jpg (966.73 KB, 3000x3000, 1:1, 7yyn7H3.jpg)

>>168630
Shit yeah, I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.

 No.168633

File: 1420370647933.jpg (271.5 KB, 800x911, 800:911, 1387384172072.jpg)

>>168632
Damn, a pro. Ladies must love you!

 No.168634

Man I just checked out /mai/ and it's pretty disappointing that it has so little traffic.

 No.168636

File: 1420370781139.jpg (Spoiler Image, 31.27 KB, 280x260, 14:13, 0.jpg)

>>168633
H-heh heh… Yeah…

 No.168638

File: 1420370860482.jpg (1.01 MB, 4200x3000, 7:5, jNlXMW9.jpg)

>>168626
games if im in the mood
films
qts
other things…

>>168629
must be difficult being outside in summer for you

>>168633
>cwnmtflayp

 No.168639

File: 1420371025982.jpg (1.19 MB, 2549x3600, 2549:3600, PeytonList_2013PortraitsSh….jpg)

>>168634
>2dpd

peypey is amused

 No.168641

File: 1420371103585.jpg (177.91 KB, 1093x1459, 1093:1459, 1379019969374.jpg)

>>168636
Go tell a girl you wanna rub her feet for hours, she can't possibly decline

>>168638
What films you like?

other things, mysterious ;)

What do those letters mean omg

 No.168642

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 No.168643

File: 1420371108109.jpg (214.48 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, AnnaSophia-Robb-Feet-13227….jpg)

>>168638
Outside is fine. Inside is the problem when you work in an office…

 No.168644

File: 1420371116189.jpg (246.36 KB, 1279x1706, 1279:1706, 1413517845556.jpg)

>>168634
They don't want to post here either because of "3DPD"

 No.168647

File: 1420371503487.jpg (113.73 KB, 640x640, 1:1, feet.jpg)

>>168643
Are you a footfag, Dan?

 No.168648

File: 1420371496245.jpg (547 KB, 904x1182, 452:591, PeytonList_KontrolGirl_Spr….jpg)

>>168643
cooped up inside all day, all those sweaty toes on show, must be torture

>>168641
I enjoy the films of Wes Anderson

wouldn't you like to know

 No.168649

>>168648
Ah yes, you said that when I asked about the interestingness

Well, yeahhh

 No.168650

File: 1420371639871-0.jpg (520.1 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, quiet perfection.jpg)


 No.168651

>>168650
2 dimensions only dimensions

You live in 3 dimensions? Wow fatty

>Needing depth lol

 No.168652

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 No.168654

File: 1420372007065.jpg (278.08 KB, 1015x1222, 1015:1222, Peyton-list-1375901007.jpg)

>>168649
but lots of stuff, I got into psychological/supernatural horror fairly recently but the good stuff is few and far between. I really love Charlie Kaufman and Spike Jonze.

>>168650
I dont get it, she has no features, her skin is flat and too flawless

 No.168655

>>168652
>foot fetish suspect
B-But feet is really tame of a fetish in comparison…

 No.168656

File: 1420372065593.png (116.58 KB, 506x620, 253:310, 1370920896986.png)

>>168648
>Foot fetish suspect arrested

 No.168657

File: 1420372064894.gif (992.72 KB, 500x279, 500:279, welcome to the rice fields….gif)

>>168652
Then you're welcome.

 No.168658

File: 1420372068449.jpg (837.18 KB, 2700x3900, 9:13, PeytonList_OALosAngeles_Ju….JPG)

>>168655
footrape however is not so tame

 No.168659

File: 1420372130253.jpg (297.09 KB, 1253x2000, 1253:2000, 1406688672321.jpg)

>>168650
>Asuna
what plebs. Who would want to waifu that slut.

Version for 3D waifu's please

 No.168660

File: 1420372237318.jpg (399.31 KB, 1263x2928, 421:976, DdtPgsl.jpg)

>>168655
Just the kind of persecution we have to face everyday, friend.

>>168659
>Version for 3D waifu's
That is the future I want to live in.

 No.168661

>>168654
Aww nice, I approve heartily! A good horror film is brilliant

>>168658
Now that'd be something…

>>168659
Like a 3D waifu printer?

>>168660
i don't geddit, footlovers aren't anywhere near weird…

 No.168663

File: 1420372460033.jpg (181.13 KB, 1410x2000, 141:200, 1406001749568.jpg)

>>168660
I want the future to be here already.

>>168661
I'd like one of those too.

 No.168664

File: 1420372461935.jpg (179.72 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 6495473337_5f3b621db6.jpg)

>>168661
>3D waifu printer



>Now that'd be something…


I didn't think you were into feet…

 No.168666

>>168663
It'd sure be nice

>>168664
Lol, EXTREME

nahh I'm not, footrape is just an odd idea to consider

 No.168667

File: 1420372637917.jpg (148.1 KB, 1600x1199, 1600:1199, BackTTFuture_067Pyxurz.jpg)

>>168663
Get in, Marty!

 No.168668

File: 1420372720476.jpg (21.74 KB, 471x459, 157:153, le lexee face.jpg)

>>168661
>Like a 3D waifu printer?

sign me up

 No.168670

>>168668
I know right

Patent pending

Special offer for true waifuists

 No.168671

File: 1420372946650.jpg (1.42 MB, 2036x3000, 509:750, 1403502025916.jpg)

>>168670
C-can I get a free one?

 No.168672

File: 1420373040134.jpg (265.23 KB, 1100x1428, 275:357, chloe_moretz_vogue_uk_04.jpg)

>>168671
Nope, and it's really expensive so you can only get one in your lifetime.

Man, right now I would pick Chloe but it's not like she's my first obsession. I wonder if she will be the last…

 No.168673

File: 1420373087339.jpg (116.81 KB, 1320x1709, 1320:1709, zZSf1CC.jpg)

>>168668
who would you print first?

>>168666
so you would consider it?

>>168671
I think when it comes to a waifu replica price would be no objection

 No.168674

>>168672
>it's really expensive so you can only get one in your lifetime
>would waste his one shot on chloe
terrible idea

>>168673
That is something id need to think long and hard about especially if I only get one.

c-can you be lewd with it?

 No.168676

File: 1420373281799.jpg (185.02 KB, 1317x2000, 1317:2000, 1404705999772.jpg)

>>168672
I'd choose Kiki without a second thought.

>>168673
Good point, I'd happily pay any amount that I could for Kiki.

 No.168677

>>168671
You might get an extra special deal :3

>>168673
I wouldn't say no ;)

>>168674
'Like life' is the tagline, so yes

 No.168678

File: 1420373312891.jpg (1.96 MB, 2652x3900, 17:25, chloe_moretz_on_set_of_goo….jpg)

>>168674
>Chloe replica
>waste

You know what? Fuck you. I'm going to use mine to make Chloe and have her kill your replica. How'd you like that you son of a bitch?

 No.168679

File: 1420373339267.jpg (355.93 KB, 1000x1446, 500:723, ngQN3Zf.jpg)

>>168674
well it's a perfect replica, you can do anything with it you could do to your actual waifu

>>168676
pay me enough and I'll get her for you

 No.168680

>>168678
B-B-Built in aggression suppressor in every model! :<

 No.168681

File: 1420373378563.jpg (297.93 KB, 1424x2000, 89:125, 1411287071945.jpg)

>>168679
H-how much? She has to love me too though

 No.168682

>>168677
>>168679
a few options come to mind but I would have to spend a few good weeks working out what one option id want to go with.

>>168678
>hit girl chloe shows up at my door
fug

 No.168684

File: 1420373618338.jpg (397.57 KB, 1280x1918, 640:959, 642599790_A138837026443715….jpg)

>>168680
can I get an agression booster model? f-for reasons…

>>168681
oh, ill need to finish my hypnosis course first then

 No.168685

File: 1420373703638.jpg (501.28 KB, 1527x2290, 1527:2290, chloe_moretz_armani_prive_….jpg)

>>168676
One of the benefits of knowing in your heart that she's your waifu, I guess.

>>168680
B-but what if you want a little aggression? In the bedroom.

 No.168686

File: 1420373711199.jpg (1.21 MB, 2671x3339, 2671:3339, 1408416725558.jpg)

>>168684
I'll pay for it all provided you can guarantee me Kiki.

 No.168687

>>168682
That's it, make triply sure you know what you want

>>168684
Pay extra for that module bb

>>168685
Extra ;)

 No.168688

File: 1420373794344.jpg (434.87 KB, 700x1050, 2:3, chloe_moretz_vogue_ukraine….jpg)

>>168682
Who is your waifu btw?

 No.168689

File: 1420373888966.jpg (13.05 KB, 331x283, 331:283, 0.jpg)

>>168687
>tfw you try to mod her yourself and she kills you

 No.168690

File: 1420373916831.jpg (Spoiler Image, 76.64 KB, 582x1024, 291:512, 1418489171403.jpg)

>>168688
I find it very hard to pick just one

>>168687
and it can be absolutely anyone right?

 No.168691

File: 1420374024128.jpg (101.82 KB, 850x850, 1:1, 30a2d8ecaa3211e3b7b012675d….jpg)

>>168687
im not terribly rich, how would I afford all this?

 No.168692

>>168689
That's, uhm, protection against voiding your warranty :p

>>168690
Anyone and everyone are capable of being printed, yesh

>>168691
Hmm… How's your credit history?

 No.168693

File: 1420374148372.jpg (169.9 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, chloe_moretz_victoria_will….jpg)

>>168691
Hmm, maybe we'll all have to put money in, agree on a waifu to generate and share her.

 No.168694

File: 1420374211598.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.44 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, iZU8V3NB3BQae.jpg)

>>168692
>Anyone and everyone are capable of being printed,

n-no pedo

 No.168695

File: 1420374211980.jpg (19.23 KB, 304x291, 304:291, 1412333666162-0.jpg)

>>168693
>share my waifu

 No.168696

>>168693
Sharing… Yeah…

>>168694
Anyone, brother. It's only a doll of sorts so no uhm, judging.

 No.168697

File: 1420374410333.jpg (1.12 MB, 3744x5616, 2:3, chloe_moretz_jennifer_roch….jpg)

>>168695
>>168696
Better than not having her at all, right? Anyway, we may not agree on Kiki.

Also, don't you trust everyone here to treat her right? Maybe we can agree on installing an alarm to prevent any kind of lewd behavior.

 No.168698

File: 1420374420884.jpg (146.14 KB, 850x850, 1:1, 10245918_628179640601374_1….jpg)

>>168693
that sounds… interesting

>>168692
I try to pay my debts

 No.168699

>>168697
I feel like we'd never agree

Not for a second hehehe

>>168698
Good ^^

 No.168700

File: 1420374445649.jpg (155.56 KB, 1273x707, 1273:707, 1404816135169.jpg)

>>168696
>installing an alarm to prevent any kind of lewd behavior.

then whats the point?

 No.168701

File: 1420374608463.jpg (489.5 KB, 1134x1544, 567:772, 1406002918509.jpg)

>>168697
I'll fund Kiki myself if I have to i'll take out a loan.

 No.168702

>>168701
Well, it depends how much you're prepared to uhh, loan…

 No.168703

File: 1420374800108.jpg (1.18 MB, 4260x2676, 355:223, 1406648320206.jpg)

>>168702
I'm not sure what you're implying. Money is not a concern if this were possible.

 No.168704

File: 1420374836171.jpg (96.44 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Kira Kosarin 07.jpg)

>>168701
you could rent her out, youll make back your money and then some

 No.168705

File: 1420374906352.jpg (1.4 MB, 2381x3600, 2381:3600, 1406889483631.jpg)

>>168704
>rent her out
;__;
I don't want to pimp her out.

 No.168706

File: 1420374897042.png (91.89 KB, 332x368, 83:92, 1405948286221.png)

>>168704
but is there really a market for guys who want to rent young attractive girls for a short amount of time?

 No.168707

>>168703
Depends on how much these things are gonna cost too :/

>>168704
A genius idea! :o

>>168706
A budding one, i would imagine

 No.168708

File: 1420375007386.jpg (85.34 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Kira Kosarin 03.jpg)

>>168706
sure its a radical idea but I have a feeling it could take off

 No.168709

File: 1420375041448.jpg (783.96 KB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1405596637733.jpg)

>>168707
It'd be worth it. No matter the cost.

 No.168710

File: 1420375156955.png (215.68 KB, 313x320, 313:320, 1404296580800.png)

>>168709
>hey K, why is your kiki bot so sweaty?

 No.168711

>>168708
You gonna fund the venture?

>>168709
You might run outta stuff to loan against :/

 No.168712

File: 1420375274478.jpg (457.86 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 1409910701856.jpg)

>>168710
I-it's just the sweety mod that I got. I swear.

>>168711
Mortgage out the home again. Sell my car. Loads of money.

 No.168713

File: 1420375331234.jpg (970.65 KB, 1067x1571, 1067:1571, Sabrina Carpenter 05.jpg)

>hey K, why is your kiki bot so sticky?

 No.168714

>>168710
>What are those odd stains?

>>168712
>Again
Lol. maybe you're devoted enough :D

 No.168715

File: 1420375499324.webm (2.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Kick the thrones.webm)


 No.168716

File: 1420375516518.webm (734.15 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1406926092828.webm)

>>168714
I … I dont know how those stains got there

 No.168717

File: 1420375536985.jpg (37.96 KB, 264x330, 4:5, 1383488170112.jpg)

>>168716
wtfffffffffffffffff I should watch more disney

 No.168718

File: 1420375641750.jpg (114.29 KB, 604x604, 1:1, 1410467462975.jpg)

>>168713
Shhhh!!!

>>168714
Make it happen Red. I'm depending on you.

>>168716
The first prototype works well.

 No.168719

File: 1420375654446.jpg (245.28 KB, 891x1222, 891:1222, events_2011_MP13thbirthday….jpg)

>>168716
ryry please…

 No.168720

File: 1420375677765.jpg (303.11 KB, 500x900, 5:9, carrie_japan_photoshoot_09.jpg)

>Chlobot 2000 at your service, sir.

 No.168721

>>168718
I'll work my magic all for you babe

>>168720
What would your first command be?

Actually here's a question: At what AGE would your waifu be, in 3D printed form?

 No.168723

File: 1420375795496.jpg (52.38 KB, 480x720, 2:3, 1416582146989.jpg)

>>168721
Does she age, or is she that age forever?

 No.168724

File: 1420375831822.jpg (1.04 MB, 1194x1617, 398:539, 1389719484869.jpg)

>>168723
Oh, yeah, that age forever, my bad

 No.168725

File: 1420375967018.jpg (65.12 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 10406715_10152958730754923….jpg)

>>168724
>Oh, yeah, that age forever,
awesome

 No.168726

File: 1420376023550.jpg (2.95 MB, 2564x3621, 2564:3621, 1413514681243.jpg)

>>168724
14 year old Kiki is fine thanks.

I'll take 1 as soon as its ready.

 No.168728

File: 1420376189330.jpg (84.47 KB, 689x960, 689:960, 1389185444491.jpg)

>>168725
Which age?

>>168726
Excellent choice sir, your order has been placed, we will keep in touch.

 No.168729

File: 1420376327498.jpg (1.75 MB, 2170x3254, 1085:1627, 1413267126441.jpg)

>>168728
Is there an ETA on my order by any chance?

 No.168730

File: 1420376365931.jpg (89.89 KB, 641x960, 641:960, 1420100846239.jpg)

>>168728

im just saying if they dont age thats good

wouldnt have been much point if they aged

 No.168731

File: 1420376431110.jpg (540.34 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, Chloe Moretz in a 2013 Jap….jpg)


 No.168732

File: 1420376499874.jpg (421.27 KB, 675x900, 3:4, 1383394300838.jpg)

>>168729
Hmm. Well the machine itself hasn't even been designed yet

But we will let you know

>>168730
Mhmm, Good indeed

Can't have your waifu getting old, can we?

 No.168733

File: 1420376569891.jpg (1.43 MB, 4000x3000, 4:3, chloe_moretz_let_me_in_jap….jpg)

>>168721
17

I'd ask her if there was anything she would like to do, and if not I would take her to a huge, beautiful park where we can have a long walk together. We'd just talk and talk until it was dark, and have our first kiss under the stars.

 No.168734

File: 1420376663964.jpg (306.03 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, tumblr_naz4ocj8rL1qzt880o5….jpg)

what about transforming models that could change age at will?

 No.168735

>>168733
Spoken like a true vanilla romantic! Oh how lovely that sounds.

>>168734
Shit, might be bending the boundaries of modern science here…

 No.168737

File: 1420376868112.jpg (361.31 KB, 1333x2000, 1333:2000, 1403088702029.jpg)

>>168732
T-thank you.

>>168733
Awww cute :3

>>168734
Y-you could always buy a new one.

 No.168738

File: 1420376894440.jpg (144.71 KB, 640x502, 320:251, 1395616802375.jpg)

>>168733
>and have our first kiss under the stars

jeez pervert, way to cross the line

 No.168739

File: 1420376899712.jpg (113.23 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10844016_748430211912930_4….jpg)

>>168732
no we certainly can not

 No.168740

File: 1420376963111.jpg (795.81 KB, 2400x3600, 2:3, chloe_moretz_the_equalizer….jpg)

>>168735
I know, I'm a boring, old-fashioned romantic :(

 No.168741

>>168737
We'll update you on the process when major changes occur, and when you decide on her attire and such. We also have a range of emotion modules for you to choose from, including lovestruck, cuddly, giggly, and if you so desire, lewd.

Would you have need of the last module, sir?

>>168740
Noooo not boring! It's actually refreshing to see someone want the more vanilla pleasures ^^

 No.168742

File: 1420377070302-0.jpg (522.93 KB, 1221x1076, 1221:1076, chloe_moretz_japanese_tv_s….jpg)

File: 1420377070302-1.jpg (985.8 KB, 1912x1080, 239:135, chloe_moretz_japanese_tv_s….jpg)

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 No.168743

File: 1420377230547.jpg (203.07 KB, 640x960, 2:3, chloe_moretz_for_aeroposta….jpg)

>>168742
This is actually Japan displaying their prototype Chlobot.

 No.168744

File: 1420377243053.jpg (2.71 MB, 2705x4066, 2705:4066, 1403510205180.jpg)

>>168741
I'll get one of each, just to test them all out. F-for science of course. D-don't tell H about the last one

Can I get multiple outfits? I want one of them to be this one.

 No.168745

File: 1420377368490.jpg (310.29 KB, 834x1222, 417:611, 1413771602752.jpg)

>>168744
why not just take your kikibot shopping?

she has a natural inbuilt fashion component im sure

 No.168746

File: 1420377409083.jpg (137.17 KB, 867x685, 867:685, chloenator.jpg)


 No.168747

>>168744
Science, yes, we often receive that reason for our customers ordering the lewd module. Do you intend on using it frequently?

You may choose from a variety of garments and our designers will create them perfectly, as a starting point. You can of course take your bot shopping.

 No.168748

File: 1420377547507.jpg (236.43 KB, 1300x1882, 650:941, 1410840162471.jpg)

>>168745
Good point. I'll just take advantage of that and let the fashion computer handle the rest.

>>168747
O-only once…

I'll just go shopping with her then for clothes.

 No.168750

File: 1420377641762.gif (1.36 MB, 320x160, 2:1, 1420341152970.gif)

Cute.

 No.168751

>>168748
Once? Sir, if I may, the module is our most expensive module, and I would recommend you not buy it only to use once. Extended use guarantees value for money.

 No.168752

>>168750
Aww look cute she…

just kidding, yuck

>>168751
I would use it every>>168751
day :3 whatever it is…

 No.168753

File: 1420377839806.jpg (40.43 KB, 612x517, 612:517, sad.jpg)

>>168748
>you will never take kiki shopping

 No.168754

>>168753
thank god

 No.168755

File: 1420377942022.jpg (125.71 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, 1406800307096.jpg)

>>168750
Lol

>>168752
Ohey Zamps. Read back then silly!

 No.168756

>>168755
haaai
nah too lasy, life too short, etc etc.

 No.168757

File: 1420378052818.jpg (218.27 KB, 1274x2000, 637:1000, 1409908974082.jpg)

>>168751
Just sell me the module pls. I-i'll use it more than once.

>>168753
;_; I'll at least get to take my Kiki bot shopping

 No.168758

File: 1420378082141.png (209.56 KB, 369x413, 369:413, 1366257361101.png)


 No.168760

>>168756
Well you're just an impatient thing ain'tcha?

>>168757
Of course, just making sure your money is well spent :DDD

 No.168762

>>168758
On laptop so couldent find a appropriate pic to use as a response…

>>168760
>tfw no Red to take me go shopping naughty clothes for me

 No.168763

File: 1420378661616.jpg (1.41 MB, 1961x2946, 1961:2946, 1409023145681.jpg)

>>168762
Why naughty? :o

 No.168764

File: 1420378955281.jpg (175.45 KB, 552x586, 276:293, 1416951789667-1.jpg)

>>168763
Sounds like you're doing some naughty things with zampy.

 No.168765

File: 1420379086417.jpg (18.51 KB, 323x278, 323:278, 1412333737495-0.jpg)

>>168764
I dunno where the word naughty came into it lol

 No.168766

File: 1420379107289.jpg (100.47 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1418071658146.jpg)

Hola guys

 No.168767

File: 1420379127603.jpg (100.18 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 1415173274771.jpg)

>>168766
Hayyy QG

 No.168768

>>168766
Yo yo!

So tell me

If you were able to get a 3D printed waifu, which would it be?

 No.168769

File: 1420379240207.jpg (73.55 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 1920117_10152958727669923_….jpg)

>>168766
hello QG!

 No.168770

File: 1420379218139.gif (1.31 MB, 245x150, 49:30, kinney dc.gif)


 No.168771

File: 1420379269538.jpg (211.39 KB, 731x1024, 731:1024, 1418043459277.jpg)

>>168768
I 2 would get a Kikibot. I can practice kissing with her. Hopefully she wont eat my face

 No.168772

File: 1420379291735.jpg (4.26 MB, 2790x3905, 558:781, chloe_moretz_let_me_in_por….jpg)

>>168766
Hey :)

 No.168773

File: 1420379330851.jpg (18.39 KB, 331x279, 331:279, 1412333666162-1.jpg)

>>168771
Hehe. 14 year old like kay? Orders are coming in quick, can't miss this chance

 No.168774

File: 1420379396603.jpg (163.11 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1417812818735.jpg)

>>168767
>>168769
>>168770
Hey guys, cute girl Banjo and cute gif Doc

>>168772
Sup Dannyboy

>>168773
Yes sure. I will take that model please. Can mine be brunette?
Post last edited at 2015-01-04 13:48:24

 No.168775

File: 1420379417155.jpg (233.83 KB, 964x643, 964:643, w964.jpg)

>>168771
Hubots don't eat people's faces. That's racist.

 No.168776

File: 1420379529778.jpg (1.76 MB, 2128x3000, 266:375, Rowan_Blanchard-056.jpg)

>>168775
Good good. I was worried about that.

 No.168777

File: 1420379572090.jpg (17.43 KB, 302x273, 302:273, 1412333666162-2.jpg)

>>168774
Of course! :P

How ya doin'?

 No.168778

File: 1420379601960.jpg (61.91 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 10411971_10152958730309923….jpg)

>>168774
>cute girl Banjo
its the girl you posted with laneya

 No.168779

>>168763
>>168765
because I can be pretty naughty like that

 No.168781

File: 1420379763896.jpg (1.02 MB, 1530x2161, 1530:2161, call-of-juarez-bound-in-bl….jpg)

>>168774
Playin' this. It's actually bretty gud.

What you up to?

 No.168782

File: 1420379795948.gif (3.9 MB, 192x252, 16:21, 1417927337664.gif)

>>168777
I'm good. Just settling into the morning.

>>168778
Oh is it? Sorry, sometimes I'm blind.

 No.168783

File: 1420379995034.jpg (51.12 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1417642684771.jpg)

>>168781
Nothing, was in bed watching Youtube until I said let me join you bros. Now I am here and thinking about what I should do with my time

 No.168784

File: 1420380093928.jpg (257.15 KB, 1536x1024, 3:2, 1409834440650.jpg)

>>168779
Lordy

>>168782
Awesome stuff my friend.

 No.168785

File: 1420380202865.jpg (2.03 MB, 1918x3000, 959:1500, 1406197291531.jpg)

>>168784
Kinky. I didn't know you swung that way Red. Zampy has made it all too clear what your real feelings are.

 No.168786

File: 1420380302789.jpg (101.13 KB, 404x462, 202:231, 1409906611636.jpg)

>>168785
-_- pls, I'm the victim here

 No.168788

File: 1420380468114.png (1.25 MB, 751x699, 751:699, 1405685618885.png)

>>168786
Sureeee you areeee. ;^)

 No.168789

File: 1420380534026.jpg (9.41 KB, 255x225, 17:15, 1420338314289.jpg)

>>168784
Yes! Party time!

 No.168791

File: 1420380599933.jpg (162.67 KB, 639x1000, 639:1000, bird nest hair 2.jpg)


 No.168792

File: 1420380745542.jpg (877.34 KB, 2100x3150, 2:3, 1391360174284.jpg)

>>168785
I think its pretty obvious how red thinks, and zamp is an insatiable

>>168771
good morning there. you raise a good point, what about the inevitable robopocalypse?

 No.168793

File: 1420380754277.jpg (194.21 KB, 1451x2000, 1451:2000, 1409908717716.jpg)

>>168788
-_______-

>>168789
Party time 24/7 babyyyy

 No.168794

>>168785
>>168788
pls, I have better taste than that…

 No.168795

File: 1420380857479.jpg (72.61 KB, 720x960, 3:4, Sleeping in Public.jpg)

Love y'all. Good night. <3

 No.168797

File: 1420380888634.jpg (111.23 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1411036395643.jpg)

>>168793
>Party time 24/7 babyyyy
fuck yeah bruh lets hit the pingers

>>168795
goodnight

 No.168798

>>168792
>hair on arm
Eww

>>168795

Good night

 No.168799

File: 1420380910532.jpg (1.48 MB, 2224x3000, 278:375, 1407108377833.jpg)

>>168795
Goodnight Dvt <3

>>168794
So mean! Red is a pure australian hunk. You dunno what you're missing out on.

 No.168800

>>168799
what's a hunk? o_O

 No.168801

File: 1420381013481.gif (1.86 MB, 255x173, 255:173, fap time.gif)

>Carrie White is broken. Her Momma is dead, and now she is living with someone that made her life horrible. But, just how close of a bond will Carrie form with Sue? It might be stronger, than anything anyone has experienced. CARRIE X SUE FEMSLASH

 No.168802

File: 1420381049392.jpg (224.65 KB, 543x703, 543:703, 1419692702329.jpg)

>>168792
I guess being killed by my Kikibot would be kind of poetic. Being killed by the one thing you truly loved.

>>168793
Woo Hoo!

>>168795
Night!

>>168798
Shhhh, I think its kinda cute. Don't judge her!

 No.168803

File: 1420381105635.jpg (1.29 MB, 1952x2688, 61:84, 1387208374219.jpg)

>>168800
someone sexy and manly, ie a stud

a little armhair is fine

 No.168804

File: 1420381079609.jpg (421.75 KB, 1000x670, 100:67, 1403147193432.jpg)

>>168800
hunk = attractive man who's normally built and has a good tan I guess.

 No.168805

>>168792
What is this gang warfare against me omg

>>168794
M-Muh heart

>>168797
double drop babyyyy

>>168801
Oh, Forni… Whatever would we do without you

>>168802
:P I bet you're a party animal from way back mate

 No.168807

File: 1420381175089.jpg (2.81 MB, 2911x4168, 2911:4168, 1404811967752.jpg)

>>168798
nothing wrong with a little bit of fuzz

 No.168808

File: 1420381211197.jpg (1.59 MB, 3498x4898, 1749:2449, chloe_moretz_dark_shadows_….jpg)

>>168795
Night :)

 No.168809

File: 1420381234230.jpg (135.92 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1420071910801.jpg)

>>168807
Best fuzzfu coming through.

 No.168811

File: 1420381254216.jpg (321.51 KB, 1200x1822, 600:911, 1400001989131.jpg)

>>168809
cant argue

 No.168813

File: 1420381258749.jpg (1.79 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, chloe_moretz_carrie_portra….jpg)


 No.168814

>>168792
wait, what do you mean with "insatiable"?

>>168801
if you gonna green text something, you better do it right…

>>168802
yea I was jokeing, she is super cute :3

>>168803
>>168804
you know how he looks like?

>>168805
Sawwy <3

 No.168815

File: 1420381462256.jpg (1.01 MB, 2400x3507, 800:1169, 1391642229934.jpg)

>>168814
I didnt mean anything in particular…

I was just explaining what a hunk is though im sure he's a fine specimen

 No.168816

File: 1420381474081.jpg (135.35 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10748372_322250894629806_1….jpg)

>>168805
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiit, We use to spin on cardboard and break dance back in the day! You guys don't know what partying is!

>>168814
Oh, I know some that really dont like it. lol

 No.168817

>>168815
just not sure what the word means lol

:3

>>168816
it's prettier when shaved.

 No.168818

File: 1420381669835.jpg (100.07 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1413945365177.jpg)

>>168814
;-; *cries*

>>168815
Oh stahp

>>168816
Can't beat that bro, never had a hope!

 No.168819

File: 1420381697954.jpg (53.29 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10725090_857834007583098_1….jpg)

>>168817
True, but idk, I like something natural and others not. I'm weird like that

 No.168820

File: 1420381779597.jpg (913.5 KB, 1231x1679, 1231:1679, 1415678480010.jpg)

Goodnight friends.

 No.168821

>>168818
*huggles*

>>168819
what, arent people natural when they are shaved? o_o

 No.168823

>>168820
Night hunky <3

 No.168824

File: 1420381867090.jpg (74.03 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1415584341868.jpg)

>>168820
goodnight

 No.168826

File: 1420381942033.jpg (1.76 MB, 1419x2132, 1419:2132, 1415067995066.jpg)

>>168820
Nighto spud

>>168821
new word alert hehe

 No.168827

File: 1420381972926.jpg (870.27 KB, 1997x3000, 1997:3000, chloe_moretz_nylon_young_h….jpg)

>>168820
Night :)

 No.168828

File: 1420382002811.jpg (109.93 KB, 1136x640, 71:40, 1420083349041.jpg)

>>168820
Night KayKay

>>168821
No. Natural in that they let things grow. Like Kiki eyebrows are natural because she doesnt do anything to them but her underarms might not be cuz she shaves or waxes or whatever

 No.168829

File: 1420382130718.jpg (3.16 MB, 2400x1587, 800:529, 16.jpg)

>>168817
haha, hard to please, or hungry… in a way

 No.168830

>watching King Kong
>mfw those big bugs O_O

>>168826
its not new lel

>>168828

I like shaveing me self

>>168829
I am hungry? hungry for what…?

 No.168831

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 No.168832

File: 1420382343681.jpg (90.18 KB, 640x640, 1:1, tumblr_ndm49otssC1s7ml0yo1….jpg)

>>168829
Hmmm, Miranda, I don't see her enough around these parts. Dat ass…

>>168830
King Kong. Good movie.

Shaving what sir???

 No.168833

>>168830
:p

>>168831
Haiiii

>>168832
if you got hair in your cake you ain't gonna eat dat, amirite?

 No.168834

>>168832
tought maybe you would like that movie.

Dont have so much hair to shave, mostly around my private parts I shave.

 No.168835

File: 1420382610040.jpg (28.37 KB, 358x400, 179:200, 1418422992585.jpg)


 No.168836


 No.168837

File: 1420382658486.jpg (1003.31 KB, 1200x1587, 400:529, 12.jpg)

someone asked about this a few days ago and i just came across this thread

http://boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/6713828

>>168830
I loved that scene, there was something like that in the new hobbit that was almost shot for shot.

smooth legs are fun :3

>>168832
ill post more of her, she was my modelfu for years

 No.168838

File: 1420382659706.jpg (624.32 KB, 2800x3729, 2800:3729, anne hathway feet 07.jpg)

I want to worship her feet!

 No.168839

>>168837
Disgusting!

 No.168840

File: 1420382708496.gif (1.27 MB, 245x245, 1:1, tumblr_n2ug5uyPmb1reh41so1….gif)

>>168833
Idk, I like it visually. It adds a nice contrast to a girls body but I mean obviously it's easier to eat cake shaved. I still would if it wasn't

>>168834
It's 2 long though. I mean 3 hours? geez. It's not perfect but It's a fun movie

 No.168841

File: 1420382770386.jpg (3.05 MB, 2832x4256, 177:266, 1416326210972.jpg)

>>168833
Um, hello.

>>168835
Why am I looking at this Jewess?

>>168836
Hello.

 No.168843

File: 1420382810879.jpg (1.06 MB, 1200x1587, 400:529, 18.jpg)

>>168840
>shaving cakes
>america

 No.168844

File: 1420382811331.jpg (1.38 MB, 1424x2464, 89:154, Amanda Seyfried Out in Hol….jpg)


 No.168846

File: 1420382819647.jpg (104.97 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1419070304136.jpg)

>>168841
Close your eyes then

Or would that be too problematic..?

 No.168847

File: 1420382867862.jpg (377.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1371932246335.jpg)

>>168837
>Search Chloe
>2 results

 No.168848

File: 1420382905423.jpeg (3.59 MB, 2560x3200, 4:5, s297432744175751496_p154_….jpeg)

>>168831
Hey Emp

>>168834
trim. Shave is a lot of damn work lol

>>168837
Works for me! I use to have a folder but then i realized I barely saved pics

>>168843
But but, I really wouldnt WANT them 2 personally. I wouldn't want a forest either lol

 No.168849

File: 1420382943307.jpg (214.06 KB, 712x1222, 356:611, chloe_moretz_leaving_casti….jpg)

>>168846
My keyboard in in braille.

 No.168850

>>168835
Ello looserr

>>168837
That thread lol

>>168840
Wait what, I'm talking about the baked good what's going on

I agree lol

>>168841
Sup bbqurl

 No.168851

File: 1420382926723.jpg (32.99 KB, 348x512, 87:128, chloe_moretz_carrie_portra….jpg)


 No.168852

>>168837
I can just imgageing my self getting slowly trapped by them totally defensless me for them to do what ever they want with me ><

hehe :3 or hairy manly legs <3

>>168840
good thing I got loads of time to waste

>>168848
o-okey

>>168849
wut

>>168846
subby!

 No.168853

File: 1420383087930.jpg (392.34 KB, 1680x2525, 336:505, chloe_moretz_leaving_casti….jpg)

>>168848
Hey

>>168850
I can never tell if that is a question because there is no question mark.

>>168851
I watched both

 No.168854

File: 1420383198618.jpg (66.39 KB, 918x800, 459:400, 1389015001058.jpg)

>>168853
I'm not sure what else it'd be, my love.

>Looking at other people tributing Clawie

How could you?!

 No.168855

>>168849
You can't ever look at Chloe again

>>168850
Hello

>>168852
!

 No.168856

File: 1420383216329.jpg (100.19 KB, 851x999, 23:27, slide_209872_702232_free.jpg)

>>168850
Lol

>>168852
But you also have a partner to think about. I'm sure I would be paying more attention to such things if I was dating someone

 No.168857

File: 1420383238422.jpg (1.13 MB, 1618x2197, 1618:2197, chloe_moretz_variety_studi….jpg)

>>168853
Why would you do that?

 No.168858

File: 1420383280592.jpg (1.13 MB, 1500x2250, 2:3, pics0002.jpg)

>>168852
im sure you would hate that

 No.168859

File: 1420383349880.jpg (65.29 KB, 826x580, 413:290, 1388078835977.jpg)

>>168855
SupSup?

>>168856
I'm just too funny sometimes

 No.168860

>>168855
Ahhh!!!

>>168856
He has no time for little me~

>>168858
:$

 No.168861

File: 1420383363618.jpg (830.14 KB, 2888x2905, 2888:2905, chloe_moretz_first_annual_….jpg)

>>168854
It wasn't clear without the question mark, that's all.

J-just to see, jeez. Not like her purity is being tainted in real life.

>>168855
She's sitting right next to me telling me what is on screen because my eyes are closed.

>>168857
Why not?

 No.168863

>>168861
you really need to get a girl friend…

 No.168864

File: 1420383504259.jpg (70.18 KB, 396x594, 2:3, 1384082893473.jpg)

>>168861
I'll be sure to feature it from now on!

I bet you've paid her tribute yourself too, baka

 No.168865

File: 1420383502936.jpeg (2.57 MB, 2560x3200, 4:5, s297432744175751496_p153_….jpeg)

>>168859
SOMETIMES!

>>168860
Aww, trouble in paradise?

 No.168866

>>168860
Don B. A. Jerk.

 No.168868

File: 1420383654823.jpg (537.39 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, miranda-kerr-634937.jpg)

>>168861
I bet you were the one posting

 No.168869

>>168865
Idk he is just weird sometimes~

>>168866
Wh-whaa? :0

 No.168870

File: 1420383685579.jpg (1.33 MB, 3264x4896, 2:3, chloe_moretz_veuve_clicquo….jpg)

>>168863
Eugh, fuck no. Why would I want a broken dishwasher that eats money and complains constantly? gib qt bf pls

>>168864
As to what I'm doing, I'm drinking fortified wine, lots of it. Somehow it will cure me of my illness so I can begin my new year resolution.

No.

 No.168872

File: 1420383718780.jpg (1.44 MB, 2423x3635, 2423:3635, chloe_moretz_veuve_clicquo….jpg)

>>168868
I don't have a camera

 No.168873

>>168870
I would treat you good, promies~

 No.168874

>>168859
Nothing as usual, back living alone though

>>168860
Why all the screaming..

>>168861
That still wouldn't make being blind worth it

 No.168876

File: 1420383774766.jpg (147.5 KB, 1004x596, 251:149, slide5~1.jpg)

>>168869
Oh I see. Guess that is how it is sometimes

 No.168877

File: 1420383883724-0.jpg (24.2 KB, 319x480, 319:480, 105.jpg)

File: 1420383883724-1.jpg (54.99 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 217.jpg)


 No.168879

File: 1420384023853.jpg (44.68 KB, 612x610, 306:305, Mi Gusta.jpg)

>>168877
And a good morning to you H

 No.168880

File: 1420383997711.png (1.75 MB, 1536x1093, 1536:1093, chloe_moretz_miau_magazine….png)

>>168873
:3

>>168874
I would trade my eyes to be with Chloe for the rest of my life. Her body is already seared into my mind, and one day they may invent bionic eyes.

 No.168882

File: 1420384111044.jpg (137.48 KB, 1000x500, 2:1, Life dismissed.jpg)

>>168874
Cos I am crazy?

Why all the.. uhh. Bitching?

>>168876
Yepp :/ now I'm alone, sick and locked inside. Lucky to have you guys to talk too.

 No.168883

File: 1420384222063.jpg (85.66 KB, 910x1280, 91:128, 1419475216560-1.jpg)

>>168882
Aw. Nice to have you here to talk 2 as well. I know that feel.

 No.168884

File: 1420384326655.jpg (1.57 MB, 2093x3140, 2093:3140, anne hathaway security.jpg)

I want to sniff Anne Hathaway's bum

 No.168885

File: 1420384438462.jpg (69.75 KB, 612x486, 34:27, Untitled.jpg)


 No.168886

>>168865
100% of the time ahaaaaa

>>168870
Excellent, sounds fun. What is your resolution?

Sureeeeee

>>168874
You are? Shoulda said, I would have wished you a safe trip :>

>>168877
Haytchy!

 No.168887

File: 1420384478601.jpg (60.01 KB, 500x496, 125:124, birthdays.jpg)

>>168884
Only Chloë's bum is worth sniffing.

 No.168888

>>168880
Even her naked body?

>>168882
I has a sad

 No.168890

File: 1420384599424.jpg (1.44 MB, 2730x3898, 1365:1949, s_ah_love_and_other_drugs_….jpg)

>>168887
i think that's very arguable

 No.168891

File: 1420384599220.jpg (357.37 KB, 1248x1600, 39:50, MirandaKerr_HarpersBazaarM….jpg)

>>168870
dont we all want that

>>168885
hahahaha

 No.168892

File: 1420384604137.jpg (443.46 KB, 1830x3000, 61:100, 1382811140826.jpg)

>>168886
I can't tell you that. You might laugh. Like you did last time! Though that was not a resolution, but whatever.

>>168888
I've seen enough to figure it out.

 No.168894

>>168883
:) thank you~ <3

>>168884
>>168885
haha I was just gonna do that!

>>168888
Naww cum'ere! *Huggles*

wanna play league laters?

 No.168895

File: 1420384762426.gif (680.83 KB, 245x160, 49:32, 1376016677390.gif)

>>168882
> now I'm alone, sick and locked inside. Lucky to have you guys to talk too

 No.168896

File: 1420384736497.jpg (56.31 KB, 480x720, 2:3, 1383436272320.jpg)

>>168892
I will not laugh, I swear!

 No.168897

File: 1420384791800.jpg (601.16 KB, 2050x1536, 1025:768, VanityFair2014_001.jpg)

>>168885
Lmao

>>168886
Hmmm, so full of himself :P

 No.168899

File: 1420384912882.jpg (605.64 KB, 2294x3000, 1147:1500, 1390050828741.jpg)

>>168896
You did laugh last time, I remember. So, what are you doing?

 No.168900

File: 1420384960609.jpg (346.94 KB, 1006x1222, 503:611, anne-hathaway-rio-screenin….jpg)

>>168885
I bet he's shocked to have such a gorgeous woman coming through.

 No.168901

>>168886
It was safe

>>168892
If you were an amazing artist you could paint a picture of it

>>168894
Not sure, I might be busy. I don't know how I'll feel later..

 No.168902

>>168897
Comedians need confidence, don't they say?

>>168899
Nonsense.

I am eating salt and vinegar chips and watching youtube vids, as well as talking to you, my love

>>168901
I am so very glad ^^

 No.168903


 No.168904

File: 1420385146638.gif (17.1 KB, 354x369, 118:123, virtual hug.gif)

>>168895
>

>>168897
he sure is

>>168899
oh god the crappy version I did fast before anyone else made it before me :o

>>168901
are you sick too? What happend yesterday btw?

>>168902
>vinegar chips
fancy~

 No.168905

File: 1420385226744.jpg (57.7 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10809485_632187270238139_1….jpg)

>>168902
You may have a point lol

 No.168906

>>168904
Not sick, no. I was a couple days ago.

What happened with what?

 No.168907

File: 1420385287028.jpg (722.14 KB, 2379x1200, 793:400, 1390158872797.jpg)

>>168901
I guess I could draw it, but I don't want to. It was ages before I was even willing to draw her clothed out of fear of making the slightest mistake. I guess no drawing if I have no eyes, and I would actually have to learn braille to read, fuck.

>>168902
But you did laugh, I remember.

You should watch a movie instead.

>>168904
:3

I has more.

 No.168908


 No.168910

>>168906
Then what is iiit?

You said something about never look forward to summer again before I went to sleep, whats up thaat?

>>168907
More crappy stuff I made? ;_;

 No.168911

File: 1420385597834.jpg (1.23 MB, 2560x1600, 8:5, 1390049219053.jpg)

>>168910
I don't think I would have saved it if it was crappy.

>>168903
>>168908
Hmmm.

 No.168912

File: 1420385683596.jpg (82.36 KB, 422x594, 211:297, 1387363068641.jpg)

>>168904
Yummy!

>>168905
And that's why all those assholes that think they're funny can be assholes, as it's just 'confidence' lol

>>168907
I wouldn't laugh at your New Year's Resolution.

What movie?

 No.168914

File: 1420385778296.jpg (930.79 KB, 1667x3000, 1667:3000, chloe_moretz_never_say_nev….jpg)

>>168912
No, you just laughed at something more precious!

I dunno, I was going to watch something but can't think of anything.

 No.168915

>>168910
What was what? o-o

I told Deazy after, it was just a quote

 No.168917

File: 1420385848823.jpg (83.59 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1419669917767.jpg)

>>168912
True. and why all those assholes get girlfriends, fuck my life

 No.168918

>>168904
C-can DVT have one…?

 No.168919

File: 1420385954860.jpg (34.55 KB, 378x267, 126:89, what the fuck.jpg)

>>168888
What a waste of perfectly good quads

 No.168920

File: 1420386001269.jpg (624.32 KB, 2800x3729, 2800:3729, anne hathway feet 07.jpg)

Do you think she let's men sniff her high heels after she's worn them?

 No.168923

>>168914
Like what? :<

Would you like to watch something with me? If we can agree on something.

>>168917
Many, many girls like blokes that aren't cunts, you know :)

 No.168924

File: 1420386105346.jpg (33.12 KB, 580x435, 4:3, japs.jpg)

>>168920
>jew feet

 No.168925

>>168911
o-okay :')

>>168914
watch "It's such a beautiful day"
It's like the best animated movie I have watched.

>>168915
idk, you said you was feeling sad and lonely.

>>168918
From me or…?

 No.168927

File: 1420386232007.jpg (107.3 KB, 640x640, 1:1, tumblr_ng59w3ba5H1qah5ozo1….jpg)

>>168923
Can you send them to me? and let them be cute college girls that like geeky guys lol

 No.168928

>>168925
It can happen without a reason. The loneliness is expected, since I am alone, no?

 No.168929

File: 1420386285851.jpg (289.54 KB, 995x1024, 995:1024, 1373745928574_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>168920
Maybe, but guaranteed someone has without asking.

>>168923
I said I wouldn't mention it again because it was private and I never should have said anything.

Sure. I don't know what you have watched or what interests you though. I was kinda leaning towards watching a movie that would probably bore the shit out of you.

>>168925
I'll look into it :3

 No.168931

>>168928
You are never alone <3

>>168929
:3
It's psychological but in a funny way

 No.168932

File: 1420386476895.jpg (85.31 KB, 553x674, 553:674, 1420300793924.jpg)

>>168725
An alien! ayyy lmao

 No.168933

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 No.168934

>>168932
:D lmao!!! xoxo

 No.168935

File: 1420386552838.jpg (139 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1412977496145.jpg)

>>168928
>Isn't everything amazing

 No.168936

>>168927
I'll be sure to, though I don't know if they're willing to spend that much on a plane ticket

>>168928
:(

>>168929
If you don't I'll most likely just think about it until I remember

I see. Which one did you have in mind?

 No.168937

>>168935
watch the movie and you will see.

 No.168939

File: 1420386659823.jpg (26.48 KB, 439x255, 439:255, 1420258036697.jpg)

>>168807
That girl is hairier than me

 No.168940

File: 1420386684463.jpg (149.41 KB, 1280x855, 256:171, tumblr_ndyei6TXdk1qa42jro1….jpg)

>>168936
Might just, I wouldnt mind a cute Aussie girl

 No.168941

>>168931
How so? Seems like a lie to me :p

>>168935
Cute and cuddly

>>168936
:c

 No.168942

File: 1420386870574.jpg (163.18 KB, 716x519, 716:519, BeautifulDay5.jpg)

>>168941
You just have to believe my dear subby~

 No.168943

File: 1420386845562.jpg (151.89 KB, 531x360, 59:40, anne hathaway feet fake.jpg)

>>168924
Annie isn't a jew, neither of her parents are jewish and she was a catholic schoolgirl who wanted to become a nun before she became an actor. And besides, who can deny plenty of jewish women have small beautiful feet that are just begging to be rubbed and kissed?

>>168929
I would probably get arrested for trying to sniff her shoes if I got the chance.

 No.168945

File: 1420386950361-0.jpg (346.09 KB, 1157x2041, 89:157, Sabrina4.jpg)

File: 1420386950361-1.jpg (1.75 MB, 1986x3000, 331:500, Sabrina3.jpg)

I'll leave these here and make like a tree

 No.168946

File: 1420386938675.jpg (631.39 KB, 850x1063, 850:1063, 1383664416051.jpg)

>>168936
No need to tell you if you will think of it.

>>168937
I will.

>>168941
I have never felt loneliness in my life. You could learn from me.

 No.168947

>>168942
Believe in..? ._.

>>168946
I could learn a lot more than that

 No.168948

>>168940
I'll make sure to tell them to take time off work and book a ticket to the Big Apple

>>168941
I love ya.

>>168945
Kinda cute

>>168946
I suppose I shall.

 No.168949

File: 1420387214687.gif (3.96 MB, 500x316, 125:79, 1367385629908_nylon_03.gif)

>>168947
Yes, you can learn to not fear death, and how to make apple cider! But that's it, that's all I know.

 No.168950

File: 1420387250911.gif (911.78 KB, 500x279, 500:279, Its-Such-A-Beautiful-Day.gif)

>>168946
>

>>168947
In me maybe?

 No.168952

File: 1420387347688.jpg (114.31 KB, 1280x679, 1280:679, tumblr_nhilvfAOF51sa6u20o7….jpg)

>>168948
Please do!!! I will show them all around town!
Post last edited at 2015-01-04 16:01:00

 No.168953

File: 1420387600014.jpg (66.46 KB, 375x500, 3:4, 138464838115.jpg)

Good morning/afternoon

 No.168954

File: 1420387606557.jpg (218.05 KB, 681x1024, 681:1024, Emilia Clarke Marie Claire….jpg)

>>168925
Yeah…?

 No.168955

File: 1420387645951.jpg (110.02 KB, 800x800, 1:1, johaninpublic.jpg)

>>168953
Hello.

 No.168956

File: 1420387682246.jpg (39.03 KB, 874x463, 874:463, tumblr_ne2k6mzUI71rc0osuo2….jpg)

>>168953
Hey LBloom

 No.168957

File: 1420387877281.jpg (787.43 KB, 2400x3000, 4:5, chloe_moretz_billboard_mus….jpg)

>>168953
Hey :)

 No.168959

File: 1420387917326.jpg (769.34 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 138524338865.jpg)

I'm gonna finish watching Franklin and Bash. Stay safe people

 No.168961

File: 1420388001860.png (217.81 KB, 500x269, 500:269, tumblr_ngt3z0Yrp51sxnedvo1….png)

>>168959
See ya soon bud

 No.168962

File: 1420388005056-0.jpg (1.17 MB, 2400x3000, 4:5, dathair.jpg)

File: 1420388005056-1.jpg (53.76 KB, 680x538, 340:269, 1411531327573.jpg)


 No.168963

File: 1420388013660.jpg (30.08 KB, 160x192, 5:6, 1387814535917.jpg)

>>168953
>>168959
A truer definition of 'just passing through' could not be found

 No.168964

>>168949
That's not something you can learn, I'm sure of it
(the death thing)

>>168950
Believe in you to do what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9nDkSk7-Tg

 No.168965

File: 1420388108942-0.jpg (85.41 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1404396239265.jpg)

>>168964
Nonsense, people learn to overcome their fears all the time.

 No.168966

File: 1420388326253.gif (995.19 KB, 245x325, 49:65, RDJ-giggle.gif)

>>168962
>>168963
Lol agreed with both here

 No.168967

File: 1420388342471.jpg (1.02 MB, 1280x1601, 1280:1601, 1419082728875.jpg)

>>168965
Falling asleep last night I was gripped by fear of it, I just went downstairs and found my cat then forgot about it :p

Healing powers ^^

 No.168968

File: 1420388498363.jpg (1.31 MB, 2295x3382, 2295:3382, chloe_moretz_billboard_mus….jpg)


 No.168969

File: 1420388574668-0.jpg (41.2 KB, 500x583, 500:583, 1335307256307.jpg)

>>168967
Falling asleep, I'm gripped by the fear that I WILL wake-up. Terrifying stuff.

I have no cat to help me get over his fear ;_;

>>168968
Those hands are so deliciously large.

 No.168970

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>168965
Also please enjoy

 No.168971

File: 1420388708635.png (16.45 KB, 834x99, 278:33, subtlepls.png)

>>168970
S-sublte-chan, pls

 No.168972

File: 1420388724085.jpg (54.77 KB, 500x417, 500:417, Blobcat.jpg)

>>168969
Yours sounds worse :c

Take it!

 No.168973

File: 1420388792283.gif (996.58 KB, 500x250, 2:1, tumblr_mrykj1OO3v1s5f9ado4….gif)

>>168970
dat Debussy though.

>>168972
>

 No.168974

>>168971
Just don't go on r/anime, it's terrible and the people there are insufferable.

But occasionally you find something nice.

 No.168976

File: 1420389267249.jpg (47.65 KB, 440x586, 220:293, 1419062630285.jpg)

>>168973
Literally me.. except not in a tracksuit

 No.168977

You guys enjoy whatever's happening right now, though a room would be suggested, just quietly ^^

 No.168978

File: 1420389448780.gif (966.58 KB, 500x250, 2:1, tumblr_mrykj1OO3v1s5f9ado2….gif)

>>168976
>tfwnocat to hug and that occasionally scratches you.

>>168977
wut

 No.168979

File: 1420389467541.jpg (93.97 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 1420383760354-3.jpg)

>>168977
Lol, should they lock the door as well?

 No.168980

File: 1420389470268.jpg (83.65 KB, 510x535, 102:107, 1417037162511.jpg)

>>168954
why? Because he needs it yes but…

>>168964
to believe that you are not alone ofc :)

>>168977
what room?

 No.168982

File: 1420389552135.jpg (98.11 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Emily Kinney's Instagram S….jpg)


 No.168983

File: 1420389563371.jpg (256.59 KB, 2048x1366, 1024:683, 1419079300153.jpg)

>>168980
I need to believe in you to believe that I'm not alone?! Sense you are not making.. and that's too much believing for a while

 No.168984

>>168978
Careful, he's only small, you might need to go slow

>>168979
Yes

 No.168987

File: 1420389837166.jpg (6 MB, 3744x5616, 2:3, chloe_moretz_instyle_party….jpg)

>>168984
I don't get it.

 No.168988

>>168982
Idunno if I wanna…

>>168983
I believe that it's true

at lest it works for me…

>>168984
>>168980

 No.168989

File: 1420389968796.jpg (315.64 KB, 1597x1597, 1:1, Sophie Turner at ASOS Oct.….jpg)

>>168988
Oh I see.

 No.168990

>>168987
I'm sure you will if you consider it

>>168988
A room with a bed and closed curtains

 No.168991

File: 1420390024746.jpg (1.93 MB, 2026x3000, 1013:1500, chloe_moretz_spike_stream_….jpg)

>>168990
Can't be bothered.

 No.168992

>>168989
is that bad? why dont you send it?

>>168990
that's my room :0 w-wanna come in?

 No.168994

File: 1420390242453.jpg (1.38 MB, 1424x2464, 89:154, Amanda Seyfried Out in Hol….jpg)

>>168992
Nah. It's understandable especially after what happened. Send what?

 No.168997

>>168994
Yes… But atlest it's ok now.
Send the virtual hug.

 No.168999

File: 1420390463527.jpg (268.07 KB, 1048x1600, 131:200, Sophie Turner at Rooftop F….jpg)

>>168997
Oh. It would be better from you. I'm just some anon who noticed your post. But, it's fine. I was just curious.

 No.169001

>>168999
you think so?

>just some anon

you're not dvt are you?

 No.169002

File: 1420390648615.jpg (2.48 MB, 2560x3200, 4:5, 1419125893505-2.jpg)


 No.169005

File: 1420390743691.jpg (52.69 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1420370444453.jpg)

>>169002
Must be a holiday like Christmas if you are posting Jordyn lol

 No.169007

File: 1420390832428.jpg (654.71 KB, 1927x3000, 1927:3000, Saoirse Ronan at Moet Brit….jpg)

>>169001
I think so.
Why would I be? Haha.

 No.169008

File: 1420390910105.jpg (27.84 KB, 611x458, 611:458, natalia-poklonskaya.jpg)

>>169005
I just like that photo
>Face not too visible
>Those delicious legs
>Cute little girl shoes

 No.169011

>>169007
ok, maybe it will happen.

I apologies mostly for deaz sakes
I don't know him so maybe he would pull a trick like that

 No.169013

File: 1420390962504.jpg (180.31 KB, 700x985, 140:197, 1419082497264.jpg)

>>168988
>>168990
Thank you anyway :p

 No.169017

File: 1420391234205.jpg (404.11 KB, 2000x1333, 2000:1333, Sophie Turner at FNAC Mon….jpg)

>>169011
Did he fight with him too?

 No.169024

File: 1420391658329.jpg (311.26 KB, 940x1280, 47:64, sasaki02_24.jpg)

>>169013
Is she wearing a wig?

 No.169026

File: 1420391791691.jpg (111.43 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1417531700129.jpg)

>>169024
No I think just a lot of hair spray, and underwear. ^^

 No.169030

>>169017
not that I know of

 No.169031

File: 1420392378426.gif (180.6 KB, 268x367, 268:367, Bye Bye.gif)

>>169030
Well, there's a reason he reacted that way. Maybe, he saw you as a nice guy to talk to and that Snuffkin you keep posting helped relax his mind from time to time. He just never admitted it Maybe he was happy to see you that time that when you said what you said, since it came from you, it hurt him a little bit more than it would've coming from others. So, he reacted that way more as a combo of sadness and anger than just deep hate.

>>169030
I bet my whole family's life he'll appreciate that virtual hug. ;)

Anyways, I've to go. Bye-bye.

 No.169032

File: 1420392653632.gif (122.86 KB, 362x356, 181:178, 1420303954156.gif)

>>169031
Bye dvt

 No.169034

File: 1420393183405.jpg (31.91 KB, 540x720, 3:4, 138480535757.jpg)

And I'm here again.

 No.169035

File: 1420393286070.webm (209.84 KB, 590x777, 590:777, 1397947621867.webm)

Hi

 No.169036

File: 1420393259018.jpg (429.79 KB, 1200x1650, 8:11, 1414441972190.jpg)


 No.169038

File: 1420393543713.jpg (136.44 KB, 620x939, 620:939, asp_620_erzsi.jpg)

>>169035
Hey Spain

 No.169039

File: 1420393584091.webm (209.84 KB, 590x777, 590:777, 1397947621867.webm)

>>169038

Hey bogan

 No.169040

File: 1420393638079.jpg (129 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1411503420705.jpg)


 No.169041

File: 1420393694450-0.png (Spoiler Image, 581.95 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2015-01-04-62.png)

File: 1420393694450-1.png (Spoiler Image, 587.73 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2015-01-04-224.png)

Chloe nooooooo!

 No.169042

File: 1420393755688.jpg (69.57 KB, 721x528, 721:528, 1343273225546.jpg)

>>169039
I am not a bogan.

>>169040
I just wanted to post Emilia Clarke.

>>169041
I was almost worried.

 No.169043

File: 1420393791606.webm (564.19 KB, 235x205, 47:41, 1398082739073.webm)

>>169042

Lierrrrrrrrr

 No.169044

File: 1420393917547.jpg (140.46 KB, 1920x800, 12:5, 1384894580283_Hick_67.jpg)

>>169043
I don't think you understand what a bogan is, it would be like me calling Subtle a chav.

 No.169045

File: 1420394021398.gif (970.37 KB, 245x145, 49:29, 1398806564395.gif)

>>169044

Yeah but you are special

 No.169046

File: 1420394047625.jpg (676.09 KB, 1280x852, 320:213, 138452005762.jpg)

>>169042
I approve that.

 No.169047

File: 1420394156711.jpg (127.9 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1420326273192[1].jpg)


 No.169048

File: 1420394180149.jpg (623.99 KB, 1994x3000, 997:1500, 1415212699544.jpg)

>>169045
I am not sure what to feel. Should I be insulted?

>>169046
Not enough of her in these threads.

 No.169049

File: 1420394225014.gif (1.67 MB, 777x532, 111:76, 1398806861414.gif)

>>169048

Its a compliment

 No.169050

File: 1420394284050.gif (2.71 MB, 310x300, 31:30, 1416957650293.gif)


 No.169051

File: 1420394351285.gif (2.83 MB, 304x264, 38:33, 1367100624978.gif)

>>169048
Not someone I personally like but if you're into her you should post more in my opinion.

 No.169052

File: 1420394359848.gif (839.56 KB, 500x215, 100:43, 1398806914534.gif)

>>169050

You dont know that?

 No.169053

File: 1420395173435.webm (639.9 KB, 480x720, 2:3, 1410463171532.webm)

Why is everyone so quiet?

 No.169054

File: 1420395493916.jpg (741.62 KB, 1996x3000, 499:750, 1420123768976.jpg)

>>169051
She's okay

>>169052
Bogan is never a compliemnt

>>169053
Sorry, away smoking

 No.169055

File: 1420395743481.png (759.28 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 1410420841047.png)

Do you guys use Spotify? What are your favorites playlists?

>>169054
It's fine.

 No.169056

File: 1420396117341.jpg (105.52 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1420350787576.jpg)

I backies

 No.169057

File: 1420396309269.jpg (573.12 KB, 2400x3558, 400:593, anne hathaway feet 09.jpg)

Every single night for months now I have vivid fantasies of having the privilege of getting to massage, rub and kiss Annie's feet while she teases me for being such a rotten pervert and calling me every filthy name under the sun. I dream about her biting my ears with her gorgeous, pearly white teeth and whispering that she hasnt changed her socks all week, just for me to enjoy the scent of a millionaire, Oscar winning actress' feet. I always imagine her with an arching back, moaning in pleasure, lying down, nipples perky and relaxing with her beautiful dark hair flowing out while I work diligently on massaging her feet and legs. An expression of pure serenity forms across her face as she enjoys her pampering at my hands, an occasional giggle when I just can't help myself and give them a kiss, savouring her scent. My payment for all my services? I get the exclusive right to be Annie's urinal, letting her pee directly on my face while she grins naughtily and asks me if it smells nice. I dream about being able to have one of her used pairs of shoes to sniff and lick, all to myself.

 No.169058

File: 1420396358213.jpg (105.34 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10914334_1535568526730280_….jpg)

:3

 No.169059

File: 1420396383759.jpg (51.61 KB, 623x908, 623:908, 139308907187.jpg)

>>169057
Everyday?

 No.169060

File: 1420396379084.jpg (552.49 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, chloe_moretz_if_i_stay_new….jpg)

>>169056
Hey :)

 No.169061

File: 1420396432992.jpg (130.4 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1740281_287075271450975_12….jpg)

>>169057
Yea. We know, dude

 No.169062

File: 1420396563127.jpg (281.16 KB, 1200x1557, 400:519, anne hathaway legs.jpg)

>>169059
Every single night fantasizing about Annie shoving her feet into my face is the only thing that helps me fall asleep.

 No.169063

File: 1420396639539.jpg (3.11 MB, 2143x3000, 2143:3000, chloe_moretz_julianne_moor….jpg)

>>169062
Funny, thinking about Chloe keeps me awake.

 No.169064

File: 1420396698544.jpg (70.57 KB, 960x636, 80:53, 8995825f.jpg)

>>169058
Aww pretty Alice

>>169060
Hola ;)

>>169062
Well could be worst lol

 No.169065

File: 1420396814204.jpg (230.46 KB, 1282x972, 641:486, 1408586458552.jpg)

>>169062
Okay but doesn't mean you need to post about that everyday.

 No.169067

File: 1420396867309.jpg (81.93 KB, 532x663, 532:663, anne hathaway back.jpg)

>>169065
ok if it makes you guys happier I won't post it everyday.

 No.169068

File: 1420396895379.jpg (654.67 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 1397072521158_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>169055
Never used it

>>169056
Heyhey

>>169057
2muchtext4me

 No.169069

File: 1420396992043.gif (1.21 MB, 245x214, 245:214, tumblr_n929phlQqJ1tokdxco2….gif)

>>169068
U still up? not sleeping today?

 No.169070

File: 1420397044231.jpg (160.75 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1405450186207.jpg)

>>169067
It's up to you so do whatever you want. Just saying my opinion

 No.169071

File: 1420397131410.jpg (1.71 MB, 1500x2003, 1500:2003, 1351002662793.jpg)

>>169069
The god of this universe dictates that if Empy sleeps for four hours, he must be awake for at least forty.

 No.169072

File: 1420397233413.jpg (959.14 KB, 2248x3224, 281:403, chloe_moretz_mtv_movie_awa….jpg)

>>169067
You should fantasize about some other scenarios. It's not healthy to dwell on one thing.

 No.169074

File: 1420397280193.jpg (107.67 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10802976_368016993369636_1….jpg)

>>169071
Oooooh, I didnt know that. Ok cool, Rock & Roll dude!

 No.169075

File: 1420397420967.jpg (804.5 KB, 1580x2035, 316:407, chloe_moretz_out_in_beverl….jpg)

>>169074
Y-yeah, rock and roll… I wish I could sleep

>>169072
I'm healthy-ish and I focus on only one thing

 No.169076

File: 1420397405667.gif (1.99 MB, 200x241, 200:241, anne hathaway legs.gif)

>>169072
Imagine being at some gala red carpet premiere event and Annie's all dressed up and bringing you along as a date and during all the photo posing she leans over to you and says "I have to go" and then just pulls her expensive dress up to her waist and motions you to kneel in front of her and slowly positions to squat over your mouth, letting little bursts of piss escape her as she's doing this since she's really excited to go.
Then she blasts piss into your mouth and you have to guzzle it down fast so it doesn't splash and spill over your clothes so you end up gulping it down barely faster than she's pissing it out. After a couple of minutes of this she just makes a couple of wiping motions over your face to clean herself up and lowers the dress and continues smiling and posing like nothing happened.

 No.169077

File: 1420397502242.jpg (82.1 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10788018_314856945375812_6….jpg)

>>169075
Alcohol doesnt help?

 No.169078

File: 1420397483293.jpg (539.47 KB, 2048x1366, 1024:683, 141644443471.jpg)

>>169075
What do you focus on if you don't mind me asking?

 No.169079

File: 1420397523865.jpg (1.81 MB, 3149x4677, 3149:4677, chloe_moretz_teen_choice_a….jpg)

>>169075
Chloe is more than a thing.

 No.169080

File: 1420397708319.jpg (232.98 KB, 1000x667, 1000:667, vJSsqzu.jpg)

>>169077
Alcohol helps if I drink enough of it, so naturally I drink lots.

>>169078
Well, as Dan said
>>169079

 No.169081

File: 1420397769583.jpg (104.61 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10852996_424198837736375_2….jpg)

>>169080
never saw that Chloe. I likes it.

you dont seem drunk!

 No.169082

File: 1420398093417.jpg (5.66 MB, 2832x4256, 177:266, chloe_moretz_as_hit-girl_i….jpg)

>>169081
It takes… a lot.

 No.169083

File: 1420398159285.jpg (9.73 KB, 480x360, 4:3, snuffkin.jpg)

>>169031
Holy crap you're right! What am I doing…

goodnight!

 No.169084

File: 1420398391443.jpg (81.09 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10802906_384050908437290_1….jpg)

>>169082
Save some for me, I could use a drink or 3
Post last edited at 2015-01-04 19:05:35

 No.169085

File: 1420398578913.jpg (14.56 KB, 500x281, 500:281, its-such-1.jpg)

alright trip back

 No.169086

File: 1420398619124.jpg (341.08 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, chloe_moretz_hugo_premiere….jpg)

>>169084
Fortunately I have more than 3dozen to spare, so I'd say we're set :P

 No.169087

>>169085
or maybe not…

 No.169088

File: 1420398693375.jpg (11.72 KB, 600x350, 12:7, 03_smirnoff_schierlitz.jpg)

>>169086
Can I has vodka for me pls?

 No.169089

File: 1420398709324-0.jpg (77.72 KB, 640x640, 1:1, non-cosher.jpg)

File: 1420398709324-1.jpg (63.71 KB, 421x567, 421:567, purity dropping.jpg)

Just re-watched Grave of the Fireflies. Not as evil as Tokyo Magnitude, but kinda non-sense.

 No.169090

File: 1420398725931.jpg (36.17 KB, 600x399, 200:133, 05RDP_ITSSUCH_SPAN-article….jpg)

would glady join you if I could…

 No.169091

File: 1420398867303.jpg (89.22 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10808763_1518210128457705_….jpg)

>>169086
That is what I like to hear!

>>169089
Elle is being so lewd I like it I need to watch a movie or something

 No.169092

File: 1420398908960.jpg (26.36 KB, 950x426, 475:213, everything-will-be-ok-orig….jpg)

>>169089
is that good or…?

 No.169093

File: 1420398941434.jpg (2.21 MB, 2463x3500, 2463:3500, chloe_moretz_hugo_premiere….jpg)

>>169088
Of course you can, but not Smirnoff.

>>169090
B-but of course you can.

 No.169094

>>169093
What can you offer me, then?

 No.169095

File: 1420399010933-0.jpg (201.45 KB, 594x410, 297:205, karen chii.jpg)

>>169092
Overhyped.

 No.169096

File: 1420399041304.jpg (294.54 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, chloe_moretz_hugo_premiere….jpg)

>>169094
On my scale of cheap and effective, Russian Standard.

 No.169097

File: 1420399102053.png (614.36 KB, 1200x504, 50:21, anne hathaway star wars.png)

anne should be in star wars

 No.169098

File: 1420399141845.jpg (48.53 KB, 637x806, 49:62, 1370187271696.jpg)

>>169097
>Wanting your waifu to be in a dead series

 No.169099

File: 1420399144077.jpg (99.47 KB, 683x430, 683:430, original.jpg)

>>169093
b-but my sickness… :(

>>169094
drink beer fagget lel

>>169095
what did you think of The Wind Rises?

 No.169100

File: 1420399235812.png (630.13 KB, 620x461, 620:461, anne hathaway lol.png)

>>169098
she already colonized a planet in interstellar, she should learn how to use the force next.

>>169099
real niggas drink whiskey and gin

 No.169101

File: 1420399308366.jpg (3.84 MB, 3744x5616, 2:3, chloe_moretz_04.jpg)

>>169099
You say it like we would hold such a party before you got better :o

 No.169102

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 No.169103

File: 1420399448307.jpg (129.46 KB, 465x252, 155:84, Det_blaser_upp_6.jpg)

>>169100
you Canadians crack me up… I actually have a unopen bottle of Canadian whiskey here but it's not mine…

>>169101
Well everyone else around me does! >:o

 No.169104

File: 1420399476755.jpg (1.81 MB, 2935x4000, 587:800, chloe_moretz_julianne_moor….jpg)

>>169102
>buying games

 No.169105

File: 1420399522025.jpg (103.76 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1412353864111.jpg)

>>169102
Lmao. we needs a new thread. I needs to work on that

 No.169106

File: 1420399564750.jpg (303.27 KB, 640x962, 320:481, chloe_moretz_dsquared2_col….jpg)

>>169103
Probably not intentional.

>>169104
>Playing games

 No.169107

>>169102
nice meme

>>169104
I think he meant wasting all your time on playing instead of becoming something

 No.169108

>>169104
>>169106
>2015
>Not being a gaymer

 No.169109

File: 1420399650886.png (116.78 KB, 320x263, 320:263, 1407163272264.png)

>>169108
>Video games

 No.169110

File: 1420399650718.jpg (437.21 KB, 652x980, 163:245, AnneHathawayMarkSeligerPS5.jpg)

>>169103
is it crown royale? we have a lot of that in canada really cheap but barely anyone drinks it. people would rather have scotch like johnny walker or something.

>>169102
i have too much vidya. in the past month I've probably spent like $500 on video game related stuff.

 No.169111

File: 1420399682882-0.gif (935.2 KB, 245x160, 49:32, tumblr_nhm3jdxIoD1u5efb4o1….gif)

>>169099
A bit on the boring side. My fave ghibli stuff are Mononoke, Howl's, Chihiro, From Up on Poppy Hill… But I haven't seen all of them.

 No.169112

>>169089
Good lawdddd
:1

 No.169113

File: 1420400265663.jpg (68.98 KB, 980x530, 98:53, The_Wind_Rises.jpg)

>>169110
no nothing with royal… I dont remember its name and too lasy to check

>>169111
I know what you mean but it's made by a 70 year old… Can't except that much action from it. I enojoyed the whole movie though.

 No.169114

>>169113
enjoyed*

 No.169115

File: 1420400416996.jpg (51.37 KB, 637x365, 637:365, HYPOCRITE.jpg)


 No.169116

File: 1420400447081-0.jpg (175.28 KB, 1024x699, 1024:699, Jaimie Alexander Premiere ….jpg)

>>169113
I'm not asking for action, just some good storytelling instead of 'beautiful portray'.

Those are enjoyable as they are, but shouldn't be placed in the same basket (or above of) richer stories.

 No.169117

File: 1420400592722.jpg (50.47 KB, 510x552, 85:92, 1356140115000.jpg)

>>169115
My waifu is pure, yes.

 No.169118

File: 1420400649420.jpg (54.01 KB, 550x825, 2:3, chloe_moretz_incheon_inter….jpg)

>>169117

………….

 No.169119

File: 1420400654264.jpg (1.96 MB, 1996x3000, 499:750, chloe_moretz_if_i_stay_por….jpg)

>>169115
"Europa Universalis IV"

HAHA THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOME NERDY SHIT

 No.169120

File: 1420400718291.jpg (67.67 KB, 550x825, 2:3, chloe_moretz_incheon_inter….jpg)

>>169119

Its boring as fuckkk

 No.169121

File: 1420400797366.png (327.4 KB, 1024x282, 512:141, the_wind_rises___commentar….png)

>>169116
I tought it was pretty nice since it's a true story too :)

>>169119
>>169120
lol

 No.169122

File: 1420400958702.jpg (1.87 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, chloe_moretz_saturn_awards….jpg)

>>169120
It's like you think your opinion on anything matters, cute

 No.169127

File: 1420401684498.jpg (28.27 KB, 500x500, 1:1, understanding gaze.jpg)




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