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Waifuist Thread #358 The Sophisticated Quiet-Grace 01/29/15 (Thu) 00:04:17 No.189555 [View All]

How big will the Waifuist Army grow????

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JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:15:27 No.190202

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>>190201
Just escort wanna be celebrities around or work a few concerts escorting the big names around mostly making sure no one fucks with them. I would kill to be Chloes EPA

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:17:26 No.190204

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>>190201
>>190202
But that's all side just side job stuff. I spend most of my time in the studio as an armature audio engineer. I mix and master everything I do.

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:23:20 No.190206

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>>190203
Maroon 5, Tim McGraw, Dane Cook, Jillian Michaels and Gerardo Ortiz

Orange 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:24:48 No.190207

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>>190201
Very nice. Seems like you have everything all planned out for the future. Even without a band you could go into the business as an engineer, which would be fun. Do you play any other instruments besides guitar or is that your only thing?

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:25:12 No.190208

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>>190205
Really!! I've always wanted to get mine but I'm afraid Ill start hating it if it starts top become more of a "job"

fym 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:27:43 No.190209

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>>190206
are you a big guy?

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:28:54 No.190210

>>190209
6'3" 250lb, 265 with all my gear on

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:31:16 No.190212

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>>190209
Here is a pic of my tac vest, my body armor is off to the left

>>190211
what??

fym 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:31:51 No.190213

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>>190210
makes sense

>>190211
why is 6'3" a "NOO" thing?

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:32:50 No.190214

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>>190212
Not quite as cool as Hit-Girls but it will do lol

fym 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:35:22 No.190216

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>>190215
why are taller people the most obsessed with height lmfao

>>190212
Chloe has you beat but it's a pretty legit vest still.

Orange 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:35:46 No.190217

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>>190211
I'm jealous of your skills. I want your skills so I can do cool things! Wow, didn't know you were from LA. That'll be a great place to go back to for music. I'm sure you'll do some big things once you get going, man.

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:35:55 No.190218

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>>190215
dry your tears Mr.

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:38:07 No.190219

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>>190211
Pretty much man I did armed security for a while then met some people and made some contacts so now they call me whenever they need me. I have turned down a few gigs due to crowd and / or pay.

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:38:59 No.190220

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I fucking love Jared LOL

fym 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:46:21 No.190222

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why does kanye keep doing this shit on ellen's show? lol

http://ellentube.com/videos/0-jlgg2w4s/

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:46:29 No.190223

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>>190221
I don't think I will ever get a chance to. In order to work with celebs of that caliber you gotta have an outstanding portfolio and several years military or law enforcement experience, as well as trust you. So I don't think Ill get to provide EP for her any time soon…

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:47:58 No.190224

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>>190221
Understandable…

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:48:53 No.190225

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But fear not because…

fym 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:51:55 No.190227

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>>190226
Is that really a thing still in American high school? I don't think anyone ever cared that I was 5'8" in high school or college. It was more you'd make fun of people for being fatasses.

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:51:59 No.190229

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>>190226
Everyday…

Yea I can definitely relate to that bro… I was always a chubby kid getting teased but now Im tall and built

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:53:18 No.190230

>>190227
>>190226
My point exactly…

Orange 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:55:18 No.190232

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>>190221
I didn't know you were lol. All your practicing will surely lead to something though. Just remember us me more :) when you hit it big time with an awesome band.

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 20:57:28 No.190233

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>>190231
Honestly…

I would thank her for all she does and all the sacrifices she makes to entertain us. I would ask for a pic and tell her that she is a true inspiration to a lot of people in the world. Then I would thank her again and walk away…

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:02:28 No.190236

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>>190234
With all the things I said and how sincere she would see me to be.. I think she would offer one to me… If not I will not ask

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:06:52 No.190238

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>>190237
Lol what did she do…

fym 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:09:03 No.190239

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>>190237
I didn't know you met Lauren, was she nice in person?

Orange 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:08:43 No.190240

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>>190234
lol It's all good. I can't remember stuff I've said on here either. Hopefully I haven't revealed anything too bad. This board has also become a good chunk of my life. I think it's obvious since we've been talking for hours now lol. What kind of genre are you looking to hit it big in? I can't remember if you said.

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:10:54 No.190242

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>>190241
Ha ha wasome!!

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:17:27 No.190244

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Orange 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:26:16 No.190245

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>>190243
I'd aim for that Hardcore Punk band. You could tour around the country and destroy stuff and be crazy! Then again, you should probably do two projects since you're multi talented with instruments and have interests in different genres.

>>190244
I'd have the same face…

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:27:13 No.190246

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JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:30:37 No.190247

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Orange 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:32:41 No.190248

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JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:33:34 No.190250

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fym 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:37:07 No.190252

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>>190243
Good to hear you had a good experience.

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:38:43 No.190253

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Orange 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:41:50 No.190255

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>>190249
Wow, you're very creative. Visuals are pretty key today with live performances, but you have a creative idea that would help get your band some more exposure.

>Bailee legs are so good!

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:49:17 No.190257

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>>190249
I would love to collaborate with you someday bro…

fym 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:54:57 No.190259

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If anyone is interested, I made a few .webms of Chloe's 30 rock appearances. Just the altercations with Alec Baldwin.

a.pomf.se/bewgcw.webm

a.pomf.se/qoflsn.webm

a.pomf.se/giawtq.webm

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:58:40 No.190262

>>190258
There is one more thing I didn't show you…

https://soundcloud.com/chlobro-jaco

Orange 01/29/15 (Thu) 21:59:08 No.190263

>>190261
Bye bye!

JACO 01/29/15 (Thu) 22:02:32 No.190264

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>>190261
Later bro

fym 01/29/15 (Thu) 22:02:31 No.190266

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>>190261
see you later

Orange 01/29/15 (Thu) 22:03:52 No.190267

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>>190258
That skull part in the video is pretty awesome! Would be sick seeing a Punk band doing it though. I'm sure there'd be some more interesting being projected on it lol.

>>190259
These are good, man. Love that first one. Dat Chloe look at 57 seconds in

fym 01/29/15 (Thu) 22:11:52 No.190268

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>>190267
I'd honestly like it if Chloe was on a TV comedy show and played a really bitchy character. There's a lot of potential for her in that kind of role, I think.

Orange 01/29/15 (Thu) 22:14:54 No.190269

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>>190268
She could pull that off. I just want Chloe to star on any kind of show really. She's been doing well with movies, but she has potential to be a big tv star as well.

The Sapphic Prátaí 01/29/15 (Thu) 22:17:59 No.190270

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good morning and goodbye, see you in 4 hours <3

Orange 01/29/15 (Thu) 22:19:26 No.190271

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>>190270
Good morning and bye!

K.!iieRnanB/M 01/29/15 (Thu) 22:33:49 No.190274

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New thread friends

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