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"Waifu" - While we know and accept the true original meaning of waifu in the anime culture, we commonly use it in a non-serious form to describe all kinds of 'waifuing' of all levels. Don't be foolish to take it seriously.

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 No.189555[Last 50 Posts]

How big will the Waifuist Army grow????

 No.189558

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>>189554
And I agree. That Sabs is very very cute

 No.189559

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 No.189560

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 No.189561

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>>189559
Still wana adopt her? She might kick your ass!

 No.189562

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>>189558
>>189556
Such a cutie!

 No.189563

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The waifuist army never stops growing!

 No.189564

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>>189563
We do need more Sabs. I kinda been failing in that department

>>189563
That's what I like to hear

 No.189565

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Not an avocado thread. 10/10 disappointed :P

 No.189566

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>>189564

You posted Frida!

>>189565

Avocados are literally grass + water.

 No.189567

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>>189561
haha yes! She taken up boxing now? Oo

 No.189568

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>>189566
Then glass + water tastes damn good!

 No.189569

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>>189568
grass*

 No.189570

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>>189565
shit, i keep failing you!

>>189566
I thought it would wake you up. plus I really like that pic

>>189567
>Yes. training to take out the guys who want to ask her out!

 No.189571

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>>189568
>>189569

I haven't tasted glass yet… hopefully I never will.

My mom loves avocados but I just don't understaaaand.

>>189570

Well congratulations, you successfully manipulated me. I'm posting.

 No.189572

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>>189570
Rowan needs to take those classes so she can knock out the guys who want to date her…

 No.189573

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>>189570
haha good. She can beat up everyone but me ^^

>>189571
hey Elleh ♥

 No.189574

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>>189571
lel..yea, eating glass isn't exactly a good idea.
And i guess Avocado is just one of those things that really divides opinions
>>189570
That's okay. You're on a diet and willing to work out. That's more than i could ask, really. I'm a proud coach today. lel

 No.189575

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>>189571
I was once the same way but then I had really good guacamole and I realized it isn't bad. and Thanks! I like her smile btw

>>189572
Lol well she can easily climb away from them!

>>189573
implying you wouldn't let her beat you up a little :P

>>189574
Lol, speaking of boxing, that is what I want to do. That and probably yoga. I always have back issues and I have to do something about it

 No.189576

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>>189575
Maybe a tiny bit

 No.189577

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>>189575
Yeah, I think she'll be ok. She should still have some weapons from Spy Kids…

 No.189578

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>>189576
That's my boy
>You earned a Rowan eyebrow raise!

>>189577

Now that is even more useful lol. Btw, haz dis link! plenty of Rowan and new webms so you dont have to make them http://eat.awiki.org/cel/res/1164.html

 No.189579

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>>189575
Mb you should try Pilates. Can be good for you back issues..
>yoga
tfw QG wearing yoga pants

 No.189580

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>>189575
>that is what I want to do
I was actually thinking today I wished I still did some kind of martial arts :(

>>189578
d-damn thats hot

 No.189581

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>>189573

Hi deazy!

>>189575

You would have to be a monster to not like it.

>>189578

W-wow. She's growing up fast.

 No.189582

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>>189578
Oh! Thank you very much for the link! Some good stuff on there. I still want to do some webms though. I need my Rowan days :) I just need to find some videos.

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>>189579
pfft, I'm doing it at home. Naked yoga! lol. nah i'll look up pilates. maybe it can be for my inbetween days

>>189580
seeee just listen to me! lol. shhhhh dont call her hot or OJ will kill you!

>>189581
true true and yes she is

>>189582
np, i got a lot of pics myself from there. that one u posted is cute as well

 No.189584

>>189582

what a nice lil duo

 No.189585

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>>189583
I just ripped the entire page to my collection :D This is so nice. I'll have to sort through and see which ones I have. Thanks again, but I have to hop off for an hour.

 No.189586

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>>189584
I know right? So cute.

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>>189585
ok bro, see you then and no problem

 No.189588

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>>189583
LOLOLOL ewww

 No.189589

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>>189588
Lmao. nah, I will try it. probably starting next week. Im just waiting on my schedule change which I should get before the week is over

 No.189590

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This is really impressive. Also there is a cute loli at the end.

http://imgur.com/gallery/IIc7W

 No.189591

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>>189589
Thats ma boy!

 No.189592

>>189583
haha its the truth though!

>>189585
cya later

>>189587
that body

 No.189593

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>>189591
;) like you said, how else am I gonna get them teens :P

>>189592
Lol and them pits. mi gawd so nice and smooth!

>>189590
That is really cool! always jealous of someone on that level of creativity. cute loli

 No.189594

>>189586

she does model sets too? =o

 No.189595

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>>189593
whats so nice about pits in your opinion

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>>189595
It's the one I can't explain. I really don't know honestly. Maybe because it's a usually unexposed spot? Or something with the connection with if it's been exposed, there must be a level of comfort the person has with you (not in the case of pics obviously but in real life) but there is something strangely amazing about erotic about it. In saying that, I googled it and there is a deeper theory about the fetish

 No.189597

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 No.189598

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>>189596
thats interesting, I see what you mean. Doesnt really do anything for me though

 No.189599

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>>189598
U gay now?

>>189597
Hola again. Nice Willa

 No.189600

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>>189595
I don't know, but they're usually so smooth and soft. I think their protected position keeps them like that.

 No.189601

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>>189599
rofl shut it you

 No.189602

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>>189600
Yeahhh and it is an erogenous zones so even the thought of using it to i guess please a girl is always nice

>>189601
hehehe :P

 No.189603

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Hi guys and grills.

 No.189604

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>>189603
Hey, K. Does K stand for Katheryn and you are secretly my waifu?

 No.189605

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>>189604
I-it might do. Don't tell anyone! I've got to keep the charade up

 No.189606

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>>189603
hey K ♥
sup?

 No.189607

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>>189603
Hey hey Kay

 No.189608

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>>189602
not to mention it's moist…

>>189603
hai~

>>189604
no it stands for kaylyn

 No.189609

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>>189599
She is totally grabbing her boob.

 No.189610

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>>189606
Hai dz, not a whole lot just killin' time before I go out in an hour or so.

>>189608
>Kaylyn
That's not all that stands for Kaylyn. ( ° ʖ °)

 No.189611

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>>189608
sure, after I'm done with it :P

>>189609
Willa is adventurous! and that is why we like her!

 No.189612

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>>189610
many things stand for her I think

>>189611
I hope you aren't being lewd…

 No.189613

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>>189612
Not many things stand after she's through though..

 No.189614

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>>189599
>>189611

Why do you keep calling Thea "willa"?

 No.189615

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>>189612
uhhh, no? them Selena feet. had to ruin herself huh?

 No.189616

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>>189614
Willa is her alter-ego

 No.189617

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>>189613
theres at least one thing still standing

>>189615
she's ruined?

 No.189618

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>>189616

Oh okay.

 No.189619

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 No.189620

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>>189619
hahaha

 No.189621

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>>189617
Bleh, Justin Beaver. I just can't. I use to waifu her hard. Like top Kiki level hard. but she got dropped when he showed up. I'm happier now though!

>>189618
No but seriously, you know that's her name? Willa? You mentioned it before and I assumed you were kidding

 No.189622

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>>189621
>Like top Kiki level hard
I would never have guessed she was your type

 No.189623

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>>189619
Lol, he is recruiting new members for this thread!

 No.189624

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>>189619

I may have stayed on 4chan if those threads didn't get deleted in seconds.

>>189621

Her name is Thea. Who the hell is Willa?

 No.189625

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>>189619
I can't help it ;-;

Those threads always made me laugh. Too bad they get deleted so quick.

 No.189626

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>>189624
We are grateful you didn't. Willa is her name! I'm telling you I know! She told me!

 No.189627

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I'm off to bed guys, good night much love ♥

 No.189628

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>>189627
Goodnight.

 No.189629

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>>189626

I discovered her with Arrow and she's a pretty good actress so she will always be Thea for me.

>We are grateful you didn't.


Aww. Thanks.

>>189627

Night deazy.

 No.189630

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>>189621
aww :(

It's a pity seeing waifus go that way, she's still cute though

>>189624
you like being verbally abused by cute girls?

 No.189632

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>>189629
>I discovered her as Kaitlin Cooper and so she is always a spoiled bratty teen…That I would like to sample!

>>189630

It is but it's cool. I can admit she is still pretty and I like seeing pics of her

>>189627
Night!!!!!!

I knew you would. My peepz, I'm call it as well. 2 cold to stay up when my bed is warm and comfy lol

Luv yaz! Peace Out! Good night

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>>189631
Special good night to you cuz you just came on

 No.189634

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>>189632
Goodnight, QG

 No.189636

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>>189631
hi stevis

>>189627
>>189632
goodnight you two

 No.189638

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>>189627
>>189632
Goodbye my 2 loves <3

>>189637

Hi steviz

 No.189639

>>189630

I don't know. Haven't tried that yet. Why do you ask?

>>189631

>>189635
>>189637

Hi stevis.

>>189632

She is spoiled in Arrow too, but not bratty, Thea is nice and kindhearted. Night.

 No.189641

>>189637
preety good, woke up after noon and just had coffee and muffins. how about you?

>>189638
dat butt

>>189639
>Why do you ask?
>hey numbnuts, do me a solid and ask the waitress for 2 mojitos, do it and we'll buy you one the next round, come on don't be a pussy ass bitch

 No.189643

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>>189640
I'm not too bad, feeling a bit iffy. Gotta go out in 10 minutes too.

>>189641
D-don't look at my waifu's butt!

 No.189644

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 No.189645

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>>189644
Black sails was bretty good. I liked the first ep back. Still don't like what's his face.. the guy that went with flint he like stands out so bad like a sore thumb.

 No.189647

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>>189640

I'm doing fine. Remember how I told you my therapeutic companion was going to quit? Well, it's finally happening. Tomorrow is the last day. It's fine though. We'll find a new one. And in any case I don't need one nearly as much as I used to.

>>189641

Oh, that's not why I liked those threads, I liked them because for some reason I get along with waifuists and pedos.

>>189644

Can you fucking stop posting this picture? Jesus christ. It's not funny, it's just fucking gross.

 No.189648

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>>189642
work is for suckers, be neet instead

>>189643
its not my fault she was pulling her skirt like that

 No.189649

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>>189646
Just everything I guess.

>>189647
It's kinda funny.

>>189648
She has to to get into the car! Or else her skirt might ride up. We don't want that.

 No.189650

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>>189645

I like the new villains for this season, I wonder who that girl they took off the ship is?

The flashbacks were interesting too.

I felt bad for Calico Jack.

 No.189651

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>>189650
Yeah same, as much a cunt that guy is. I still felt back for him.

The flashbacks are really interesting. Cool to see into flints past like that.

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>>189651

Calico Jack is my favorite character.

It's funny that by most accounts of the time, they thought he was gay because he was educated.

 No.189654

>>189652

Not
Employed
Educated
Trained

 No.189655

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>>189647
heh, I wonder what drew you to them ;)

what does a therapeutic companion do?

>>189649
don't we? would it really be that terrible if her skirt was a little higher, her naked thighs against the seat…

 No.189656

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>>189652
eh, yes/no. Part of it..
Anyway I better go.

>>189653
Lol yeah, it's great. I like that girl in the hat she's my favourite.

I'll be back soon.

 No.189659

>>189657
exactly what it says, someone who is unemployed and not at school or learning a trade or anything.

 No.189660

>>189657

It's term the Japanese use for unmotivated young men.

 No.189664

>>189652

>has she helped you with some things to while she was your therapeutic companion to make you a better person at least?


I didn't even know how to tie my shoes before I met her.

>>189655

Well, what does a companion do? I think it's a bit self-explanatory though not a lot of people are familiar with the profession. They follow you around, chat with you, and help you function. The idea is that eventually you won't need the help.

 No.189665

File: 1422500583886-0.jpg (479.62 KB, 1280x1680, 16:21, tumblr_n8cvofy84A1rq03t7o5….jpg)

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>>189663
It's generally a result of social difficulties than just not wanting to work, but I'm studying anyway so I'm not a real neet, just in spirit.

 No.189667

File: 1422500937073-0.jpg (846.25 KB, 2400x3600, 2:3, gomez-0042.jpg)

File: 1422500937073-1.jpg (1.44 MB, 2774x4160, 1387:2080, gomez-0049.jpg)

File: 1422500937073-2.jpg (1.53 MB, 2996x3360, 107:120, 1406847184092.jpg)

butts

>>189664
A friend of mine had something similar for a while after he developed agoraphobia. What's your trouble if you don't mind me asking?

>>189666

well that depends on your circumstance as far as I know. I looked to see if I could get benefits while studying but for a number of reasons like my parents income and where I live I wasn't eligible.

 No.189669

File: 1422501226718.png (242.48 KB, 409x527, 409:527, 1408738325592.png)

>>189664

Ugh I keep forgetting to choose a pic. Sorry.

>>189666


No, that is not all she did. But it's a good example.

>>189667

Social anxiety. I talked about it yesterday: >>188530

 No.189671

File: 1422501650397.png (480.48 KB, 553x549, 553:549, 1421040595254-0.png)

>>189669

>Elle


that's a great picture

 No.189672

File: 1422501781407-0.jpg (839.32 KB, 2476x3549, 2476:3549, SelenaGomezIschiaGlobalFes….jpg)

File: 1422501781407-1.jpg (2.31 MB, 2235x3592, 2235:3592, Selena_Gomez_2013 (7).jpg)

>>189669
oh I remember reading that, I had a similar 3 months that finally convinced me to see a doctor and start properly being treated.

>>189668

well I was correctly ineligible, my parents support me and the way university works here I'm not heavily out of pocket

 No.189674

File: 1422502117468.jpg (785.02 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, premieres_boxtrollsla270.jpg)

>>189670

I never said I didn't! It's just that I don't know if we'll be able to find someone as good as her. But we discussed that and what she told me is true: if I don't know what I'm going to get, that means the new companion may be even better. I think I'm being a bit pessimistic and scared which is not how I usually am but it's to be expected since this person that I've known for several years and that I really appreciate is leaving my life.

>>189671

Now you're being nice?! Maybe I should keep lashing out at you until I tame you.

>>189672

What happened to you?

 No.189676

File: 1422502455551.jpg (137.19 KB, 634x1054, 317:527, 1105-be22.jpg)

>>189672

>tfw Cara rekt that


And now Selena doesn't answer her calls. :(

 No.189677

File: 1422502535929.jpg (154.18 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, 1411863741712.jpg)

>>189676

Cara has terrible taste.

 No.189679

File: 1422502887273-0.jpg (229.23 KB, 690x690, 1:1, 1386224969003.jpg)

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>>189677

Rude.

Who's next?

 No.189680

File: 1422503011160-0.jpg (1.21 MB, 1245x1920, 83:128, 1383908363476.jpg)

>>189673
23

>>189674
had trouble dealing with life after high school, dropped out of uni

>>189676
wish she would rek me ;_;

 No.189681

File: 1422503009133.jpg (333.64 KB, 784x637, 16:13, 57577568.jpg)


 No.189684

File: 1422503136952.jpg (34.71 KB, 456x608, 3:4, 1457573_440140672757489_18….jpg)

Hello comrades.

 No.189686

File: 1422503158079-0.jpg (1.75 MB, 2376x3520, 27:40, 1420149956471.jpg)

>>189684

Hello, I'm assuming Lewis

 No.189688

>>189686

tfw no jr victoria secret pagent

 No.189689

File: 1422503464569.jpg (55.53 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1234656_429089957195894_49….jpg)

>>189685
Hai!
>>189686
You sir are correct..

How's it going?

 No.189690

File: 1422503603011.jpg (56.59 KB, 1000x670, 100:67, 36.jpg)

>>189679

>Rude.


I know you're joking and we're talking about taste in girls which is not something that matters but I think this is a good time to make something clear. Cara is quite flawed and she admits to it. So I'm not going to be a delusional fuckwad and claim she is perfect in every way like some people do. Doesn't mean I don't adore her.

>>189681

wut
who is that
why is one of her parents called warrior
wut

>>189684
>>189689

Hi lewis. You post on other boards often?

 No.189691

File: 1422503623504-0.jpg (97.13 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1420173374503.jpg)

>>189689

My neck hurts, which is giving me a headache.

 No.189693

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>>189683
summer break now, but I go back in about a month

>>189684
hello

 No.189695

File: 1422503888845-0.jpg (1.26 MB, 1707x2596, 1707:2596, 1420778329937.jpg)

Question:

What was the last song that got stuck in your head?

Today, it was Hot and Cold by KP

 No.189696

File: 1422503977957.jpg (51.68 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 994337_429093163862240_124….jpg)

>>189690
Yep
>>189691
That sucks man, did you took any meds for it?
>>189692
Cool

 No.189698

File: 1422504215912.jpg (3.5 MB, 3072x4608, 2:3, 1412504132261.jpg)

>>189695

I couldn't get that song out of my head back when it was new. Last one was Bad Blood. All of 1989 is incredibly catchy but that song is hellspawn.

>>189696

Which ones? You don't seem like a /pol/fag.

 No.189699

>>189690
>>189690

she wears a choker to hide her throat bulge :3

 No.189700

File: 1422504318311-0.jpg (56.51 KB, 424x594, 212:297, 1421485587582-0.jpg)

>>189696

Just some ibuprofen

 No.189701

File: 1422504482701.jpg (36.68 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 935991_429100173861539_881….jpg)

>>189697
Yeah, I'm a pretty repetitive person.
>>189698
I go there only when it's habbening, but yeah, I wouldn't call myself a /pol/fag..
>>189700
Ahh, well hopefully it'll start doing its stuff soon.

 No.189702

File: 1422504688559.jpg (1.9 MB, 2062x3000, 1031:1500, 1420862238507.jpg)



[Alice bought Joey, just like your momma! - Anti Flood]

 No.189704

>>189663
>soooooo, you're just pretty much a lazy twat?
Y-you too.

 No.189705

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>>189694
about halfway

>>189699
I'd make her throat bulge

>>189702
welcome back

 No.189707

File: 1422504920010.jpg (1.12 MB, 2400x3000, 4:5, threegenerations_onset_nov….jpg)

>>189699

You mean an adam's apple?

>>189702

>oily shoulders


0/10 may as well not exist.

>>189704

Hi emp.

 No.189708

>>189703
That we do, but what?

 No.189709

>>189706
B-but I don't…

 No.189710

File: 1422505104966.jpg (267.64 KB, 1300x1533, 1300:1533, 1410729676821.jpg)

>>189705
>>189706
T-thanks guys.

>>189707
Leave her perfect shoulders alone!

 No.189712

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>>189707
>talking about oiliness
>posting elle

>>189708
slackerbros4life

>>189706

business/finance

 No.189713

>>189711
Besides playing drums which you already knew there's nothing interesting about me. What about you mr. californiafag?
>>189712
lol

 No.189714

File: 1422505410229.jpg (2.56 MB, 2497x3745, 2497:3745, 1421280130862.jpg)

>>189711
Much the same as before, still not great. But i'm getting by I guess.

 No.189715

File: 1422505468641-0.jpg (1.1 MB, 2448x2448, 1:1, 1421169516083.jpg)

>all these non-virgin waifus

smh

 No.189716

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>>189711
I have…
I don't think they're too interested in a 21 year old with no experience who struggles to even the leave the house.

 No.189717

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 No.189720

File: 1422505729007.jpg (208.14 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, 1420074992216.jpg)

>>189719
Living.

 No.189721

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>>189707
Hey

>>189715
Chloe is still pure.

>>189719

I don't know, it has been three years, so lots of places. I don't have a license, so that's limiting.. I haven't bothered in months

 No.189722

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>>189719
Nah. I used to play with a bro a couple of years ago but he moved out of state.

 No.189723

File: 1422505892237-0.jpg (94.5 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 1419804509698.jpg)

>>189721

I thought you were a builder/miner/fisherman of some kind?

 No.189725

File: 1422506012742.jpg (1.29 MB, 2832x4256, 177:266, Elle_Fanning_62.jpg)

>>189710

Okay they look a lot better in that pic.

>>189712

>dissing elle

>posting juana perez

>>189716
>>189721

I think you should try to find a physical job. They won't ask for a PhD or decades of experience and actually moving may do you some good.

>>189718


>This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a sick beat.


Lmao.

 No.189726

File: 1422506064867.jpg (69.06 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1421430345993.jpg)

>>189724
I'd rather be a dead man

 No.189727

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>>189715
is that pic related?

>>189720
not much you can do about that

 No.189728

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>>189723
Why did you think that? Red does manual labour occasionally, but is now studying at university.

>>189724

I gave up because it seemed pointless and was mostly a disheartening waste of time, not that I was eligible for most anyway. Didn't even get a response usually…

>>189725
I'm not sure how or where, all of those kind of jobs have requirements. And if you mean stacking shelves or something, I've tried.

 No.189729

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>>189725
Also I have seen bunch of jobs that required me to have prior experience in 'stock replenishment'

 No.189730

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>>189728
Dont do that then youll have no job experience when your like 24 and hiring managers will think your weird for having nothing on your resume. I was in the same boat for a while but then i got lucky with friends who helped me get a job and have jobs available for me should i want to move in with them.

 No.189732

File: 1422506293085-0.jpg (1 MB, 1277x1920, 1277:1920, 1420984876581.jpg)

>>189728

When we were in chat the other day, one of the Australians was talking about operating heavy machines and the other was talking about having to club a marlin to death.

 No.189733

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>>189724
Hopefully we are still friends by the time I hopefully can move over there. Maybe we can get something going..

 No.189734

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>>189727
Maybe there is.

>>189731

Lol. As funny as those are I don't think it'd help.

 No.189735

File: 1422506413065.png (95.54 KB, 241x228, 241:228, 1419814993901.png)

>>189730
I know, I sort of expect to kill myself though, so, ehh

>>189731

>Calling them
I really can't do that…

>>189732
I don't know then. I think Red operates machines though.

 No.189736

File: 1422506461185-0.jpg (51.21 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1382950043959.jpg)

>>189725
I love elle, but she is very well lubricated

>>189734
>>189726
>>189735
Please don't say that :(

 No.189738

File: 1422506535457-0.jpg (376.46 KB, 1101x1495, 1101:1495, 1420428451730.jpg)

>>189735

That's right.

I actually met my first wife through phone calls.

I was working for one bank and my boss would need to call her boss frequently, and eventually we got to know each other.

 No.189739

File: 1422506555932.jpg (544.39 KB, 1433x2048, 1433:2048, 1421370058018.jpg)

>>189736
S-sorry.

>>189737

Of course not. I still love Kiki <3.

 No.189741

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>>189739

Mmhm.

Alright K.!!aylynB/M

 No.189742

>>189737
lol. yeah us..

 No.189743

File: 1422506732832.gif (5.45 MB, 320x320, 1:1, ball.gif)

>>189737
The last time I tried calling was an awful experience. I really don't think I can, not for so many jobs so many times.

>>189738
What wife are you on now?

 No.189744

File: 1422506748217.jpeg (63.17 KB, 384x480, 4:5, 1418587573524.jpeg)

>>189740
Nope. That'd probably make me feel better if that were to happen.

>>189741
Lol. Kaylyn can't even hold a candle to Kiki :3

 No.189745

File: 1422506872030.jpg (1.13 MB, 1134x1792, 81:128, 1416092162425.jpg)

>>189729

First world countries are fucked up sometimes.

>>189731


There are SJWs in the comments claiming it is "cultural appropriation". What the fuck.

>>189734

Oh yeah, you can kill yourself. That is how you win. It's what the real winners do. They hang themselves while crying. Yep.

>>189735

Get your shit together already.

>>189736

Elle doesn't have oily skin, she shines.

>>189738

Uhm. You had multiple wives?

 No.189746

File: 1422506910937-0.png (495.92 KB, 614x613, 614:613, illuminati.png)

File: 1422506910937-1.png (673.71 KB, 606x608, 303:304, larsen kaylyn.png)

>>189743
in between 1 and 2

still paying off the first one

>>189744
>implying Kaylyn doesn't have servants to hold her candles

 No.189748

File: 1422507123867.jpg (2.08 MB, 3048x4440, 127:185, 1412954038260.jpg)

>>189745
Sweet. I'll do just that. Minus the crying. I'll be happy to win.

>>189746
Hahah good point. Kaylyn wishes she was as fashionable as Kiki.

>>189747

No.

 No.189749

File: 1422507127459.gif (4.76 MB, 292x297, 292:297, winnerloser.gif)

>>189745
Did you step out of the 1950s? I don't think it will matter very much whether he is a winner or a loser if he is dead.

Y-yes sir

>>189747

Unfortunately.

 No.189750

File: 1422507152472.jpg (97.58 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10784904_597334743729338_1….jpg)

>>189735
I understand, you should still try to get a job though it will help in the future no matter what you chose to do.

 No.189751

File: 1422507262074.png (834.9 KB, 1440x810, 16:9, Yozora-old.png)

>>189748
>That back exposure
God, what a harlot. Definitely going to Miley at 18, sorry m8.

>>189750
Yes, I should. I will try today. Not in person though

 No.189752

File: 1422507429825.jpg (1.03 MB, 1108x1471, 1108:1471, 1419921147419.jpg)

>>189751

I don't think she'll go the way of Miley.

She's probably smart enough to be an expensive piece of arm candy for some rich older guys/ladies.

 No.189753

File: 1422507434090-0.jpg (26.43 KB, 364x650, 14:25, JXiAJ2A.jpg)

>>189745
heh, if you say so

>>189748
there's always hope, don't give up so early in life

>>189749
I think, hope, he's being sarcastic

 No.189754

File: 1422507465737.jpg (310.29 KB, 834x1222, 417:611, 1412338653184.jpg)

>>189751
She's too classy to do that.

 No.189755

File: 1422507682279.jpg (96.46 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1738807_1482740388645994_1….jpg)

>>189754
Sally draper spin off when

 No.189756

File: 1422507615699.gif (986.86 KB, 500x244, 125:61, kobato1.gif)

>>189752
You don't think she will be successful enough to have her own arm candy rather than being the arm candy?

>>189754
Probably true.

 No.189758

File: 1422507875159.jpg (131.45 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 559395_289960044442220_154….jpg)

>>189747
Yeah, it'd be really cool..

 No.189759

File: 1422507914278.jpg (1.38 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1418043363246.jpg)

>>189755
Nawww. ASR is so cute.

I-i'd watch that if there was a spin-off.

>>189757

Maybe another time. Don't worry. I'll just stop talking about all this. Shouldn't have said anything to start with.

 No.189760

File: 1422507916570.jpg (1.92 MB, 1996x3000, 499:750, 1417502253691.jpg)

>>189756

Well, they didn't even have her come back for the second part of the incest movie…

 No.189761

File: 1422507936483.jpg (378.33 KB, 1050x700, 3:2, 1413389310990.jpg)

>>189757
Wouldn't I need to go to a gym to do that?

 No.189762

File: 1422507987276.jpg (157.93 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1416421716567-0.jpg)

>>189760
She's got some movies lined up this year which will be nice to see. She was a good VA in Korra too.

 No.189763

File: 1422507987225-0.jpg (153.39 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, bvaf92o.jpg)

File: 1422507987225-1.jpg (90.36 KB, 600x800, 3:4, YPv01R9.jpg)

>>189760
they're making a second film?

Should have waited till kiki is 18

 No.189765

File: 1422508186014.jpg (760.24 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 1391104723666.jpg)

>>189760
I've never seen her act, so maybe you're right.

>>189764

Wouldn't it require expensive and large pieces of metal to lift up and down? I don't know if I can afford it.

 No.189767

Over Christmas, my sister was watching some talk show on the gay/women network. They were talking about women with BRF or 'bitchy resting face'.

As much as I enjoy Kiki, she has crazy eyes resting face.

 No.189768

File: 1422508276139.jpg (801.33 KB, 2400x2400, 1:1, ks009.jpg)

>>189767
I don't see it. But maybe i'm biased.

 No.189769

File: 1422508260052.jpg (108.99 KB, 675x946, 675:946, 10556_289960104442214_8720….jpg)

>>189764
Mostly tech death/progressive stuff.

 No.189770

File: 1422508322485.jpg (730.55 KB, 1996x3000, 499:750, 1413653371490.jpg)

>>189747

Yeah it is terrible for the chinks trying to profit off of art they didn't create.

>>189748
>>189749

My point is that it's such a pathetic way to go. Even falling to your death in the shower is a glorious death compared to killing yourself. Don't be such a pussy. You are better than that. Every time I talk about suicide it reminds me of those fuckwads that would vote to surrender in every AoW2 match that my team was losing. Little bitches.

>>189759

I don't mind it.

>>189767

I think kiki looks smug and uppity but nobody will agree with me lol.

 No.189771

File: 1422508355399.png (3.02 MB, 1723x1000, 1723:1000, 1408563638492.png)

So clajzy

 No.189772

File: 1422508449382.jpg (83.17 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1414252357764.jpg)

>>189771
None at all! Can't you just see the love that's pouring out of her eyes?

 No.189773

File: 1422508566405.jpg (49.6 KB, 400x394, 200:197, rainbow 1.jpg)

>>189767
She looks normal to me.

>>189770
Then I'll be a huge pussy.

>>189772
Nice picture. She has a pleb eye colour though

 No.189774

File: 1422508592938.jpg (43.72 KB, 400x406, 200:203, rainbow 4.jpg)


 No.189775

File: 1422508616931.jpg (176.06 KB, 634x713, 634:713, 1410983471294.jpg)

Is it so hard to imagine she has a Baretta duct taped to her back?

 No.189777

File: 1422508666064.jpg (239.89 KB, 1495x2000, 299:400, 1419442490273.jpg)

>>189773
Hazel is still alright, but I do agree. They suit her though.

 No.189778

File: 1422508730153.jpg (200.75 KB, 1331x2000, 1331:2000, 1421054042298.jpg)

>>189775
I hope she does so she can protect herself from the really weird fans.

 No.189779

File: 1422508773003-0.jpg (183.51 KB, 774x1024, 387:512, 012.jpg)

>>189773
blue eye master race :3

>>189771
I can see it, there's a kind of twinkle

 No.189780

File: 1422508840893.jpg (151 KB, 547x597, 547:597, 1406647727445.jpg)

>>189778
That's why she got her black belt in Taekwondo.

 No.189781

>>189776
Tons of blast beats, double bass, and fast drum fills.. Pretty much this..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e7uhSvVpJ0

 No.189783

File: 1422509138879.jpg (82.84 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 579024_289962374441987_850….jpg)

>>189782
I used to before me and the folks had to move to an apartment. I've been playing on a practice pad for the last 2 years..

 No.189784

File: 1422509178740-0.jpg (34.12 KB, 694x214, 347:107, does mascara only go on to….jpg)

File: 1422509178740-1.png (97.51 KB, 369x165, 123:55, CIAfu.png)

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 No.189785

File: 1422509179611.jpg (2.18 MB, 3264x4928, 51:77, 1415676273096.jpg)

Hey aidz if you're still here. What's up with /cel/ atm?

 No.189786

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>>189779
whatevercolourchloe'saremasterrace

>>189780
I don't know how helpful that will be against Tyrone and his dindu nuffin friends. She should get a firearm like all true patriotic Americans.

 No.189787

File: 1422509290665.jpg (1.62 MB, 2340x3462, 390:577, summer-glau-19863.jpg)

>>189784
Marry all four because I am a Turkish sultan.

 No.189789

File: 1422509377366.jpg (1.44 MB, 1740x2352, 145:196, 1417678149543.jpg)

>>189786
Good point. I'm sure her parents will just rely on the bodyguards they will no doubt hire to protect her from all those harsh people.

>>189784
Kill, Kiss, Marry, Fuck

 No.189790

>>189789

>killing best Chloe

 No.189791

File: 1422509433939.jpg (1.63 MB, 2668x4000, 667:1000, 1413921857940.jpg)

>>189773

You won't. You're going to grow up and stop being a little tard and change your mind. Which is good because I like you.

>>189775

>Baretta is an American detective television series which ran on ABC from 1975 to 1978.


Beretta?

>>189779

Blue eyes are boring. Literally everyone in hollywood has them. Her eyes are actually one of the things I like about kiki.

>>189787

That is cheating!

 No.189792

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 No.189793

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>>189790
Oh fuck. What have i done?! ;-;

I didn't recognise her eyes!

 No.189794

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>>189788
Yep..

 No.189795

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 No.189797

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>>189789
>Not already having a bodyguard
God, it's like Kiki's parent's want her to be brutally ravaged by Trayvon and his group of disadvantaged urban youths.

>>189791
lol, good joke.

 No.189798

>>189791

A minor misspelling.

The star of Baretta, Robert Blake actually murdered his wife, I remember the highly publicized trial.

 No.189799

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>>189786
her's are weird, like grey/green

>>189784
who is three?

>>189791
blue eyes are rarer generally though

 No.189800

>>189796
I sold them on march 2013 so close to 2 years..

 No.189801

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>>189797
Fuck. I'll have to get incontact with her parents and let her know right away! I'm worried for her safety.
How can they let such an angel walk unattended in public.
>>189799
3rd is the Dorner i'm pretty sure.

 No.189802

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>>189799
A perfectly unique colour for a perfect princess.

 No.189804

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>>189785
The url changed to eat.awiki or something thats what the admin told me

 No.189805

>>189801

Just look at her. Something is definitely off.

>no one knows I stole the panties from the store, nobody but Kiki

 No.189806

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>>189798

I wasn't sure it was a typo. "Baretta" sounded like a real italian word so I googled it.

>>189799

Not in the media. We see more people with brown or hazel eyes face to face, but in the tv, movies, magazines, everyone has blue eyes. I grew tired of them.

 No.189807

File: 1422510192085.jpg (2.5 MB, 1640x2464, 205:308, 1421280130816.jpg)

>>189804
Easy. Now it works. I didn't even realise. I thought /cel/ was deded.

>>189805
No way! Those soft innocent eyes. Don't besmirch her!

 No.189808

File: 1422510281897.gif (1.96 MB, 161x120, 161:120, madnegroid.gif)

>>189803
…yep

 No.189809

>>189807

>I'm wearing Jessica's bra right now and she looked right at me and she doesn't even know I took it. What a rush!

 No.189810

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>>189807
She looks crazy in that photo

 No.189811

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>>189809
Stop it! She's an angel.

>>189810
Just caught her mid expression.

 No.189813

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>>189811
I think BBB was right now, the more I look, the more I see a kinky sex deviant.

 No.189814

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>>189813
Asif this angel would ever even have lewd thoughts.

 No.189815

>>189814

>stole Jon Hamm's belt to strangle herself with, later.

 No.189816

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>>189814
She's probably the kinkiest waifu posted here. Makes Dormer look vanilla.

 No.189817

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>>189801
oh I can kind of see it now, didn't recognise her at all though

>>189797
It's always brutal ravaging with you.

Maybe her parents suggested it but she refused?

>>189802
It is cute when you look at them and can't say exactly what they are

>>189806
They're just giving the superior colour the attention it deserves

 No.189818

>>189812
I plan on buying a cheap electric one when I get my taxes.

 No.189819

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>>189816
Pfft. None at all. She doesn't even know the p-word.

>>189817
Yeah, she looks a bit different there. The first time I thought it was sophie turner.

 No.189820

File: 1422510813226-0.jpg (2.16 MB, 1706x2047, 1706:2047, 1417840725541.jpg)

>>189816

Kiki/Cara gay affair soon.

 No.189821

>>189813
>>189815
>>189816
I like this

>>189808
oh that's rough :(

One of the problems with being a drummer

 No.189823

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>>189821
I don't like you anymore.

 No.189824

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>>189817
Brutal ravaging is all that Trayvon, Tyrone and DeShawn do. Need more money fo' dem programs.

Maybe. Or maybe they can't afford it

It's a softer colour than Saiorse's too, warmer.

>>189819
My waifu is so pure she doesn't know men exist!

>>189820
As soon as a photo of them is seen together I'll take it as proof.

 No.189825

>>189822
Better than the alternative..

 No.189827

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Any other aussies finding the knighthood thing hilarious?

>>189824
no racism pls

>not wanting an ice queen waifu


>>189823

n-no please, I was just trying to fit in ;_;

 No.189828

File: 1422511329993-0.png (87.89 KB, 609x423, 203:141, Kiki.png)

The question is, what wouldn't she do?

 No.189829

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>>189827
Too late. You've done it now.

I don't even really know what happened to the knighthood thing. Care to give me a summary?

>>189828
Nothing lewd of course.

 No.189830

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>>189827

Does witchfu look like Sersha, or is it just me?

 No.189831

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>>189827
I only heard about it second, I don't really watch or read the news. People seem pretty butthurt though.

>>189827
Is it racism if it is true?

>Not wanting a warm, kind, enlightened Empress waifu

 No.189832

>>189826
jdimsa

Abbot gave it to the Queen's husband for some reason and now everyone hates him.

>>189830
maybe a little

 No.189833

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>>189829

Oh, don't be mad at him. It's my fault.

Just tit for tat because of all the lewd things you've said about Lexee ;)

 No.189835

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>>189834

see you tomorrow

 No.189836

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>>189833
Haha I know. B-but I haven't said things as lewd as you have!!

>>189834

Goodnight Stevis. Love you too bro.

 No.189837

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>>189834
Goodbye.

 No.189838

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>>189831
I'm mostly enjoying it as someone who'd like to see him go.

it's even more racist, we must protect them from the truth of their situation

>>189833
t-thanks for sticking up for me

>>189834

sweet dreams <3

 No.189839

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>>189834
Goodnight baby, see ya tomorrow.

 No.189840

>>189836

>you'll never smell Lexee's rose, spread her petals and taste her sweet nectar

 No.189841

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I have risen~

 No.189842

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>>189838
But he stopped the boats or whatever, you damn socialist Green voting hippie.

>>189840
That's erotic fan fiction tier.

>>189841
Jesus?

 No.189843

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>>189840
;-; JDIMSA

>>189841
Welcome back to the world of the living.

 No.189844

>>189841
Hey Doc, how's it going?

 No.189845

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>>189842
Waifu Jesus.

>>189844
Took a good nap. Feels good, now I'm going to rip some webm shit.

 No.189846

File: 1422512816819.webm (1.07 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1408413327403.webm)

>>189845

Can you do some Swifty for me?

I need some for the Superb Owl this Sunday.

 No.189847

File: 1422512897182.gif (959.32 KB, 474x400, 237:200, what.gif)

>>189846
I don't really know her stuff. I got Very Good Girls to rip some proper stuff from it since nobody is doing it.

Not watching the movie, tho.

 No.189848

File: 1422513263298.png (26.83 KB, 633x265, 633:265, 1422434107456.png)

>inb4 enormous hand maymay

 No.189849

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>>189845
You should make some TCD webm's in 1080

 No.189850

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>>189848
I've already used it once when Dvt showed me that tweet.

 No.189851

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 No.189852

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>>189850

Is that why he's not been around?

 No.189853

>>189850
Stop triggering him..

 No.189854

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>>189852
Lol that picture. But na, you'd have to ask him since I don't want to speak on his behalf.

>>189853
Shit. I should've added a trigger warning.

 No.189855

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>>189852
Her hands are cute you evil man.

 No.189856

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>>189855
if only her hands and boobs were swapped

 No.189857

>>189855

Fakers. A gift from her plastic surgeon daddy?

 No.189858

File: 1422514330184.gif (1.07 MB, 512x288, 16:9, slap.gif)

>>189856
Big boobs are disgusting.

 No.189859

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>>189857
Haaa, you're hilarious.

 No.189860

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>>189855
Where did those come from? I've never seen Chloe with those before.

 No.189861

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>>189858
I agree

 No.189862

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>>189860
They're small, they're not non existent…

>>189861
Finally someone who agrees!

 No.189863

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>>189862
Yeah, but in that gif they look a lot bigger than I thought. Must be a lot of padding.

Small boobs > big boobs anyway

 No.189864

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I'm outtie 5000, see ya beauties later.

 No.189865

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>>189862
>tfw no saoirse flat chest

 No.189866

File: 1422515117592.jpg (2.87 MB, 3744x5616, 2:3, chloe_moretz_jennifer_roch….jpg)

>>189863
N-no.

That's something only a pedo would say, you sicken me.

>>189864
Goodbye.

>>189865
At least they aren't big. Ariel Winter is pig disgusting

 No.189867

File: 1422515130538.jpg (987.27 KB, 2371x3538, 2371:3538, 1421884837891.jpg)

>>189864
Night Lewiz

>>189865
>tfw Kiki is sprouting

 No.189868

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 No.189869

File: 1422515262158.jpg (2.32 MB, 1728x2592, 2:3, 1406096316357.jpg)

>>189866
Ariel Winter is Titcow 3.0

 No.189870

File: 1422515430852.jpg (1.84 MB, 3483x4716, 387:524, 1405378721017.jpg)

>>189869
She should get reduction surgery so she doesn't have back problems in a few years.

 No.189871

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>>189866
>being this low test

 No.189872

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>>189866
oh I didn't mean that, I'm just sad they aren't mine ;_;

>>189867
to be honest I'm pretty ok with either

 No.189873

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 No.189874

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>>189871
>tfw ASR grows a better beard than me

>>189872
Oh

 No.189875

File: 1422515725254.jpg (95.19 KB, 674x631, 674:631, 1372090141595.jpg)

>>189873
Kiki appears to be on some kind of illicit substance.

 No.189876

>>189875

more likely the woman's right hand that's out of frame

 No.189879

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 No.189882

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 No.189883

File: 1422517298977.gif (994.26 KB, 500x364, 125:91, lucy.gif)

What's up?

 No.189884

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>>189879
Is that your favourite picture?

 No.189885

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>>189884
What does Sapphic stand for? I know its porn related.

 No.189886

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>>189885
Shieet, I only just realised he changed to that.
I knew you were a lesbian pratai.

 No.189888

File: 1422518529357.jpg (36.96 KB, 500x332, 125:83, 138690012378.jpg)

So much nice kota in Very Good Girls.

 No.189889

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>>189885
Relating to the poet sappho, I'm sure Momsen would know of her.

>>189886
I'm an admirer of the female form

 No.189890

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>>189889
I actually heard of sappho.

Still don't understand what 'sapphic' means. Just lesbian?

 No.189891

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>>189890
She was from the island of Lesbos if that's what you mean

 No.189892

>>189889
Is that what they're calling it these days?

>>189890
The word sapphic just means: of or relating to lesbians or lesbianism.
As google says. And also to Sappho.

 No.189893

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>>189891
Yeh, I know that. But isn't it something more specific than just lesbianism?

That would be like calling a pedo "jacksonhic".

 No.189894

>>189890

Sappho was a teacher, one that only taught the most attractive young female students.

 No.189895

File: 1422519534731.jpg (317.2 KB, 965x1400, 193:280, Gantz v24 c265 - 004.jpg)

Oh you, Gantz.

 No.189896

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>>189893
I'm not sure it means much else. Jacksonhic?

>>189892
There's a special technique to it

>>189895
what am I looking at?

 No.189897

>>189896
Can you teach me this technique?

 No.189898

File: 1422519803763.jpg (320.01 KB, 965x1400, 193:280, Gantz v24 c265 - 023.jpg)

>>189896
Yeah, 'like michael jackson'. Its like 'freudian'? Akin to the thoughts of~

A page from Gantz, with a giant woman made of naked women being fucked in the face.

 No.189899

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>>189898
oh Michael Jackson, I getcha.

hahaha that's incredible

>>189897
I'd be more than happy to show you~

 No.189900

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>>189899
I-is that how I learn it? When can you show me then??

 No.189901

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>>189899
It has a non-stop stream of cool shit in it at some points.

 No.189902

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>>189900
I think it's the most fun way :3

whenever you like qt

>>189901
The japanese are different, I'll give them that

 No.189903

File: 1422520808197.jpg (3.46 MB, 2098x3000, 1049:1500, 1406889318195.jpg)

>>189902
I-if it's fun at the same time of course.

N-now???

 No.189904

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>>189903
It's fun for everyone involved i-if you want

 No.189905

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 No.189906

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>>189904
I'll be over in a second

Be bak later boys.

 No.189907

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>>189906
see you soon~ <3

 No.189908

File: 1422522883493.jpg (2.39 MB, 2711x4074, 2711:4074, 1406493490639.jpg)

Evening m8s

 No.189909

File: 1422523128434.jpg (1008.88 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 1421247368693-0.jpg)

>>189908
Hello.

 No.189910

File: 1422524812971.jpg (101.83 KB, 535x640, 107:128, 1392657816701.jpg)

Dead tonight

 No.189913

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 No.189923

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 No.189925

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>>189908
G'day

>>189910
>>189913
maybe if you posted cuter waifus more people would come :^)

 No.189933

File: 1422527724659.png (260.28 KB, 358x310, 179:155, fortykeks.png)

>>189925
>Says the person posting Mrs. Potato

 No.189936

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 No.189943

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>>189933
>says the self described homo

 No.189948

>>189943
I'm not gay. I just seek out sex with men, I only have relationships with women. 100% straight.

 No.189950

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>>189948
makes sense to me

 No.189951

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 No.189952

File: 1422532581621-0.jpg (128.29 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, maiwaifu-irish-film-televi….jpg)

>>189951
welcome back!

 No.189953

File: 1422532682850.jpg (74.48 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1406649065812.jpg)

>>189952
M-miss me?

 No.189954

File: 1422532842161.png (768.49 KB, 1195x714, 1195:714, Untitled.png)

>>189953
I didn't know I was playing as you, K

 No.189955

File: 1422533103388.jpg (70.21 KB, 612x612, 1:1, mMx9S4f.jpg)

>>189953
m-maybe a little

>>189954
sick burn

 No.189956

File: 1422533136000.jpg (74.03 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1414254838940.jpg)

>>189954
Oi You take that back!

Oh man, I just realised some of the 'big' things that you still are yet to find out!
End of UBW has some big revelations m8.

>>189955
:3 I missed you too o-of course.

 No.189957

File: 1422533351316.jpg (50.89 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Kira Kosarin 01.jpg)

>>189954
what game is that anyway?

>>189956
im about to sleep so you'll have to miss me some more

 No.189958

File: 1422533410721.jpg (858.81 KB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1406688450308.jpg)

>>189957
;-; B-but it's only 11pm!

 No.189959

File: 1422533435826.png (1.47 MB, 1197x896, 171:128, Untitled.png)

>>189956
That Kiki face
so cute

Don't say that, I'm already enjoying the shit out of it.
Also, this game has some great moments if you take them out of context

 No.189960

File: 1422533570342.png (766.92 KB, 1196x900, 299:225, saberexcalibur1.png)

>>189957
It's called Fate/Stay Night.
But you might want to watch the chinese cartoon Fate/Zero first. I'm glad I did.

 No.189961

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do you guys play many vn's?

>>189958
Im tired from staying up late the past few nights and need to get up in the morning ;-; unless of course there was something worth sticking around for

 No.189962

File: 1422533770335.jpg (307.23 KB, 942x1744, 471:872, 1415634227524.jpg)

>>189959
Sooo cute. Similar to this one too.

Shirou is such a bitch. Fuck that cunt.

>>189960
Did you know F/Z was made after F/sn too?

>>189961
I've played a couple, there's some really good ones out there.

Aww if you gotta get up in the mornin' then it's okai :3

I-it is a bit quiet here atm too.

 No.189963

File: 1422533791266.jpg (650.82 KB, 936x1404, 2:3, 1411824590353.jpg)

>>189962
I meant this one!

 No.189964

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>>189960
sorry I only watch japanese cartoons

>>189963
cute :3

 No.189965

File: 1422534063130.jpg (501.63 KB, 1800x1834, 900:917, kikif2.jpg)

>>189961
This is my first one, tbh.

>>189962
Shirou is a faggot, I have to agree. Though his father became one of my favorite characters in any form of fiction.
I did knew F/Z was made after, yes. Which makes them all the more amazing IMO.

>>189963
Yes! I love that one!

 No.189966

File: 1422534278406.jpg (1.64 MB, 1498x2251, 1498:2251, 1415067916891.jpg)

>>189965
I concur with that statement. Kiritsugu is one of my favourite characters too… I-i actually have considered buying a figure of him and Saber But never have.

If only he was as awesome as his father was…

If you want some other VN's to play I can tell you a few names.
G-Senjou no Maou is excellent.

 No.189967

>>189966
>G-Senjou no Maou
noted
Thanks

 No.189968

File: 1422535288326.jpg (84.71 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Kira Kosarin 04.jpg)

goodnight /yfu/ <3

 No.189969

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>>189968
Cyaaa Pratai! Sleep well qt :3

 No.189970

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>>189968
Bye!
g'night!

 No.189973

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 No.189975

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hai

 No.189976

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>>189975
H-hello.

 No.189977

File: 1422538943449.png (332.07 KB, 1168x719, 1168:719, Untitled.png)

>>189975
Hello!

>>189973
Oohhh, he SO felt her naked tits

 No.189978

File: 1422539272299-0.jpg (208.92 KB, 816x1222, 408:611, 1403189966719.jpg)

>>189975
Hello zampy. How are you qt?

>>189977
Shirou wishes he had the balls to do that.

 No.189979

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 No.189980

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>>189978
Have you played or seen any of the scenes of the original/uncensored version?

 No.189981

File: 1422539513001.gif (460.41 KB, 245x245, 1:1, 1418326009530.gif)

>>189976
:3

>>189977
who is Shirou?

>>189978
Hai qt :3
I'm good thanks, feeling a bit up you could say ^^
how about you?

 No.189983

>>189981
Some lucky faggot
that's Fate/Stay Night visual novel

 No.189984

File: 1422539820822-0.jpg (294.77 KB, 1164x1744, 291:436, 1406085851240.jpg)

>>189980
I can't remember them really. I've seen lots of pics though. Whai's that?

>>189981
a bit up hey? Lewdie :P How come you're like that ey?
I'm okay I suppose.

 No.189985

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>>189984
No reason, just curious.

 No.189986

File: 1422539972047.jpg (56.05 KB, 456x611, 456:611, punk chloe.jpg)

>>189984
N-no reason

that's nice to hear :)

 No.189987

File: 1422539979840-0.jpg (2.99 MB, 2360x2988, 590:747, 1418043363266.jpg)

>>189985
Archer vs Berserker?

 No.189988

>>189987
YES!
Don't now why but it reminded me of Obryn vs. The Mountain from Game of Thrones
just archer is not stupid

 No.189989

File: 1422540124066-0.jpg (97.67 KB, 1000x667, 1000:667, 1418863191067.jpg)

>>189986
Sadly.

Punk Chloe looks weird.

 No.189990

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>>189989
Nu-uh! Kiki looks weird

 No.189991

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>>189988
Except Berserker has 12 lives or whatever it is.
I didn't really get that feel, but maybe that's because the first time I saw it they hadn't made that part in GoT yet.

>archer is not stupid

MUST. NOT. SPOIL.

>>189990
Angels aren't weird.

 No.189992

File: 1422540684590.jpg (1.09 MB, 2372x3150, 1186:1575, 1420983226093-0.jpg)

>>189991
>Except Berserker has 12 lives or whatever
This is exactly why it reminded me or Oberyn's fight. The Mountain suffered not only several wounds, but several wounds from a poisoned weapon and he's still alive.

No spoilers

>>189990
What do you guys call that thing in her ear? Don't know why, but I find that so stupid and ugly. Specially the larger ones

 No.189993

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>>189992
ehhhhh I can see the parallels from it. Only difference is that berserker has to die each time!

Of course of course! I wouldn't spoil.

They're called stretchers.

 No.189994

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>>189992
I don't know but I just tought it was a big black diamond. But yea I think those streached holes in your ears looks weird too.

 No.189995

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>>189993
>stretchers
I see. The exact same name if translated to hue language, what we call them here.
Thanks

>>189994
That Chloe is too cute!

 No.189996

File: 1422541210563.jpg (38.64 KB, 612x612, 1:1, chloffee.jpg)

Morning gents…

 No.189997

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 No.189998

>>189996
Mornin m8. Whats up?

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 No.190000

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>>189999
Nice quads

 No.190001

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 No.190002

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 No.190003

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>>190001
So how are things in the land down under??

 No.190004

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>>189999
>>190000
Quad Brothers
Post last edited at 2015-01-29 14:29:05

 No.190005

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>>190003
Dark at the moment.

 No.190006

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>>189996
Hello my good gentelman, good morning to you!

>>190001
check em!

 No.190007

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>>190006
Morning Z

 No.190008

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>>190003
Nothing interesting, I still feel hungover.

Where do you live in America?

 No.190009

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>>190004
Oh shoot. I forgot my name…

 No.190010

File: 1422541911768.jpg (139.27 KB, 2048x1365, 2048:1365, chloe_moretz_the_poker_hou….jpg)

>>190009
Guessed it was you anyway.

 No.190011

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>>190008
Arizona, or as I call it "Satan's Asshole"

 No.190012

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>>190011
But Arizona has desert, and desert is the best.

 No.190013

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>>190010
Thanks for remembering me. How are you?

 No.190014

File: 1422542565969.jpg (31.67 KB, 599x337, 599:337, B8hgKncCYAAMXDJ[1].jpg)

>I think i've found my ideal job
ASR ass supervisor :1

 No.190015

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>>190012

>desert is the best


Its not for me… I fucking hate the desert…

 No.190016

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>>190014
Oh you! I'd like that kind of job too

 No.190017

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[Hailee attained my feels. - Anti Flood]

 No.190018

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>>190013
Hungover. I was going to do something but I'm pretty tired, so probably tomorrow. You?

>>190015
But desert is glorious, gorgeous, dry, hot, clean. Out of all the US states, and out of the few I would bother to visit, Arizona would be one of them. Also Washington, Texas, Alabama, Alaska, New York, and D.C.

>>190014
Not her beard trimmer?

 No.190020

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Goodnight guys.

Hopefully I don't wake up this time

 No.190021

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>>190020
A bit early for you, but goodbye.

I hope neither of us do

 No.190023

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>>190018
You're a better man than I, I suppose. I am moving to Oregon in a year or two for a nice change of scenery. (besides the death metal scene is more prominent up there)

 No.190024

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>>190020
Night K!

>>190018
Just having a boring morning. Watching a few Tourettes Guy videos though, which makes me laugh.

 No.190025

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>>190023
I know nothing about metal or Oregon and even I know lots of US metal bands seem to come from there.

>>190024
Not bad then.

 No.190026

File: 1422543835144.jpg (59.35 KB, 500x533, 500:533, Death Metal.jpg)

>>190025
Yup yup… Portland!!

 No.190027

File: 1422543918193.jpg (173.72 KB, 727x570, 727:570, Hit-Girl vs Punisher.jpg)

????

 No.190028

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>>190025
Not bad at all. Also, dat Chloe.

>>190027
Hit-Girl obviously.

 No.190029

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 No.190030

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>>190028
You sure??… Final answer??

 No.190031

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>>190029
So lovely. Dem legs.

>>190030
Yes, final answer.

 No.190032

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>>190030
If you get to have sex with the winner, you had better hope it is Hit Girl. You do have sex with the winner, right?

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 No.190034

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>>190033
Yay! Always bet on Hit-Girl.

 No.190036

File: 1422544780737.jpg (83.13 KB, 706x379, 706:379, Abby VS Blade.jpg)

Now????

 No.190038

File: 1422544922301.jpg (759.58 KB, 3080x2054, 1540:1027, Abby.jpg)

>>190036
I'll go with Abby.

 No.190039

File: 1422544986351.jpg (35.71 KB, 352x344, 44:43, 1422142135345.jpg)

>>190036
>not just letting Abbeh feed off your blood

 No.190040

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>>190036
Abby, because I shoot Tyrone before he can hurt my loli vamp waifu :3

 No.190042

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>>190041
Hello.

 No.190043

File: 1422545831558.jpg (940.82 KB, 1000x1385, 200:277, 1394302888327.jpg)

>>190041
Hello, Stevis. How are you?

 No.190044

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>>190043
>ywn pick Chloe up by her legs to help her reach something on the shelf fuck ladders and then "accidentally" drop her cute little butt onto your face

 No.190046

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>>190044
I know your feel because I really want that to happen to me :(

>>190045

Same. Relaxed kind of morning just listening to some stuff and hanging out here.

 No.190047

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>>190045
I just ate burnt toast that I made taste better by lathering in a disgusting amount of butter.

Not even a morning fap+coffee?

 No.190048

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>>190039
O I would happily die the most painful death if that were the case

 No.190049

File: 1422546314622.jpg (1.55 MB, 2174x3600, 1087:1800, chloe_moretz_variety_power….jpg)

>>190046
Why live if she will never sit on my face?

 No.190051

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>>190049
It's a depressing thought. I'd do anything if she'd sit on my face as a reward. plz Chloe!

>>190050

What are you listening to?

 No.190052

File: 1422546539796.jpg (1.12 MB, 1939x3000, 1939:3000, chloe_moretz_variety_power….jpg)

>>190050
>I just popped a 12" in the turntable
So hipster it hurts. Though at first I thought you got a twelve inch boner and it hit a round table of some kind.

>Breakfast

I don't get why people do this.

 No.190053

File: 1422546614025.jpg (518.6 KB, 2100x3150, 2:3, 1390239109167.jpg)

>>190051
Or let me suffocate myself between her thighs.

 No.190055

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>>190053
Yes! I want to suffocate between her lovely thighs. Glad I'm not the only one. I'd also like it if she'd let me smell her feet.

>>190054

That is some interesting taste in music. If it were me, I'd have some heavy metal playing.

 No.190056

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>>190054
A dick that big might be bad, actually.

>You're suppose to eat breakfast so that you start up your digestion system. Because when you're sleeping, it shuts down; you don't digest anything while you sleep.

Such broscience, and not true either.

>>190055
There is NOTHING I wouldn't want her to do to me, you name it and it's a fetish I have for Chloe.

 No.190057

>>190056
Breakfast exists as a convenient feeding time between sleep and work.
As a neet, you have no use for it.

 No.190060

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>>190056
Yeah, Chloe is one of the few girls I would do absolutely anything with. Nothing would be off limits. How does Chloe have this much power?

 No.190061

File: 1422547585189.jpg (1.19 MB, 2100x3304, 75:118, 1404573000094.jpg)

>>190057
I wouldn't bother even if I did work, but thanks for the clarification.

>>190058

No, it's not true. Your stomach continues to function normally while asleep, it will digest food you ate right before going to sleep.

>>190060
She's so gorgeous, obviously. Nothing could be disgusting if it involved someone this cute.

 No.190065

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>>190058
Some good picks. You have an interesting taste in music.

>>190061
That's true. Doing anything with Chloe would be the best because of that.

 No.190067

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>>190062
You said it didn't digest at all.

>>190066

You're a hipster in EVERYTHING, not just music.

 No.190069

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>>190066
Sometimes I wish I had a more open taste on music, but nothing interests me outside of Metal. I've always been so picky with the music I listen to. It's quite ridiculous.

 No.190072

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>>190068
O-okay.

I can't promise others won't.

>>190069
That girl is cuuuute.

 No.190073

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>>190069

>nothing interests me outside of Metal


Do you wear black leather trenchcoats?

 No.190075

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>>190071
I haven't heard of a 5 of those genres. That shows you how much I don't pay attention to other genres.

Heavy Metal is the main one, but I also like Black metal, Death metal, Nu metal, Viking metal, Dark metal, Power metal, Speed metal, Thrash metal and some medieval and doom metal.

>>190072
Sabrina Carpenter is her name and she is very cute. She's looks so good on Girl Meets World, but me and QG may be the only two guys here that watch that.

>>190073
No. I've never worn a trenchcoat in my life. I wouldn't be able to rock it properly like the cool dudes can.

 No.190077

File: 1422549965285.jpg (Spoiler Image, 50.56 KB, 600x515, 120:103, Cock Burn.jpg)

Just out of curiosity…

What's your fap count today boys??

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>>190076
lol I haven't heard of any of those! You are truly a hipster :D I wouldn't even be able to remember all of those genres.

Alot of my favorites would be bands everyone would say. I have a few not so known ones, but Slipknot, Slayer, Metallica, Dragonforce (only a little bit of their stuff), Spineshank, Cannibal Corpse, Satyricon, Xerath (Extreme Metal band so I guess add that to the list), Edge of Sanity, Dethklok, Viking Skull, Bobaflex and so many more that I can't remember. Do you have any favorite metal bands?

>>190077
0. Maybe I'll get one in later.

 No.190080

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>>190077
Two. Woke up twelve hours ago.

 No.190081

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>>190078
I cannot function with out at least 1 as soon as I wake up
>Cannibal Corpse
>Dethklok
I like your style Mr. Orange

>>190079

Get to it lol

>>190080
my nigga…

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>>190077
>>190081

Is this why you weren't welcome at chlomo?

 No.190083

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>>190081
That used to be me. I would get up, fap and then shower and go on with my day. I managed to get myself out of it somehow. I actually haven't fapped in a few days which isn't normal for me.

Thank you :) Those two bands kick ass. I wish I could see them, but they never come to my city.

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>>190082
No but I feel like I can be a bit more free here with my lingo… After all

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>>190083
Yea I really think about it sometimes and yea I really cant function and I tend to lose my temper very quickly if I don't do it at least 4 times a day…

Really? Where are you at?? I met George Fisher last summer at the Mayhem fest out here in AZ

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>>190084
Completely understandable

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>>190085

That is fine.

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>>190090
> I don't like dicks

 No.190093

I thought that this was a good find..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71od-Iv_GKo

 No.190095

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>>190090
>Watching porn

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>>190084
I know there alot of smaller sub genres in Metal, so maybe I should give a few a try. I could probably find some of those gems and expose myself to new styles.

Oh god, I can't stand Metalcore either. I haven't found a Metalcore band that I enjoy. It's just bad. I don't find myself much into the atmospheric stuff, but your taste in Black Metal is great. Darkthrone is a band I recently got into and of course Behemoth is one I listen to alot. lol You can't possibly bore me with metal talk!

>>190086
4 times a day? I'm good for like 1 a day. Rarely I'll fap twice in a day, but the time is probably to blame for that. When I was younger though, I would do it until it hurt the next day.

Columbus, Ohio. Cannibal Corpse comes here every once in awhile, but I've never gone. Dethklok has been here once I think. Wow! I'd love to meet George. We could talk video games!

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>>190094

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>>190097
I don't have eyes

 No.190100

>>190094
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/9Wl_uQOABxg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 No.190101

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>Mfw Cyanide in LCS

 No.190102

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Shit how do I post a YouTube vid on here??

 No.190103

>>190102
u could just link it ^^

 No.190104

>>190102

Under the "comment" box, click on embed, then paste the URL there. Not the embedding code, the address on your browser's URL bar.

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>>190105
Not my fault I'm going blind

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 No.190109

>>190108

No no, you pasted it into the comment box. You have to paste it in the new box that appears after you click on "Embed".

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>>190105
That's some good advice. I'll do that.

I feel so bad for you. Owning a The Devil Wears Prada would kill me. Yet, they have so many fans. It's sad to see really.

I heard Furor Divinus off their new album. It sounded really good and brutal. I'm just bad with keeping up with new records. Takes me awhile to get around to listening to new stuff. The last album I got was Slipknot's latest.

 No.190112

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I understand… It cant be on "quick reply"

Got it…

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>>190112
and now I want to watch Tommy Boy…

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>>190116

I should've told you you can't do it with the QR lol. Sorry.

 No.190120

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>>190118
Thanks!!

>>190119
Its all good you pointed me in the right direction.

 No.190122

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>>190121
Didn't go to school for music but I have been musically inclined all my life. My dad was an Opera singer but then became a Cop lol

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>>190117
I can tell :) I will let you know if I need some ideas.

This is terrible to read. It's ok though. You got over that terrible, terrible music. We all forgive you for your past mistake.

Damn! That's how you sell an album right there! Slipknot has been all over the place since Vol 3. It's understandable to not get into them, but I love them almost as much as I love System of A Down.

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>>190123
Mostly heavy Death Metal, but I have been in classic rock and country bands throughout the years…

 No.190127

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>>190126
I started playing the guitar when I was 12 but stopped a few years ago. Now all I do is vocals

 No.190128

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hola muchachos

 No.190130

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>>190126
:) That and the cuties!

At least you made up for it with being into some good bands. In school I was pretty much only into what my local rock station would play, which had some bad bands on it. Then again, the rock bands on the radio were better than the Country music I listened to when I was a kid…

I love a good live show DVD. For awhile, I was pretty much just listening to live albums. Ewwww Limp Bizkit! I don't agree with your opinion on Slipknot, but I do understand it. Deftones are another band I'm really into. I got into them when Diamond Eyes came out. Then I got really into their old stuff. Such a good band, that again rarely plays in my city.

>>190128
Hey, fym. How are you today?

 No.190131

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>190124
>I love System of A Down.

You need to hear this atrocity in that case…

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>>190128
Hello.

 No.190134

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>>190131
You might beat me down for this, but I actually like the cover. Serj can do no wrong in my opinion.

 No.190135

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>>190129
Yea my band is working with 2 record labels and an internet radio at the moment… We are getting a lot of attention!!!

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>>190134
No no… Its ok you like what you like. That is what makes music so powerful

 No.190138

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>>190137
Yup!! We just released our 3rd EP, have 1 album in production and have 4 other albums be written currently.. SUPER BUSY lol

 No.190139

Embedding error.
Haha all of my kek

 No.190141

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>>190136
Exactly

>>190137

:)

lol You two would be perfect together then. You and her could stay up discussing your favorite bands. I would like to go see Deftones. They're very good live and their stage presence is great. Ever hear of Turbonegro?

 No.190142

>>190140
You have a twitter account??

 No.190144

>>190140
I don't know if Im ready to share it on here… You know don't want anything to get back to me or the band…

 No.190146

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>>190143
Well if you're looking for a new band, you should check them out. They're good, but they aren't for everyone. Fuck the World is my favorite song from them. Scandinavian Leather is their best album.

 No.190147

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I had a pretty weird conversation about a job yesterday. This lady who works at an engineering firm wanted me to apply as an entry-level structural forensics site investigator. Basically the job is supposedly about investigating buildings that have collapsed or places where there's been a fire, literally crawling into destroyed buildings to take shots and trying to figure out what happened to make the building collapse. Sounded like an interesting job, I didn't even know that kind of career path existed, but she seemed to like me.

>>190130
>>190132
>>190133
Great to see you folks.

 No.190149

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>>190147
Are you going for the job?

It's always great to see you, fym.

>>190148

Yeah, they're a bit out there. Their lyrics are more comedic. Not for everyone.

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>>190145
I don't want anyone to know that I post here…

 No.190153

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>>190152
Just wanna make sure everyone here is trust worthy that's all…

 No.190155

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>>190150
Their popularity is pretty big in Norway. They haven't found too much success outside of there. They occasionally come to the States, but they have their fanbase. I know guys like Bam Margera helped them get a name here. I'm not sure if it's that good to be associated with him, but he has lots of fans.

 No.190156

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>>190154
Here is some of our work that I have done for Chloe

https://soundcloud.com/jaco666

 No.190157

>>190154
This guy is correct!

 No.190158

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>>190149
I very likely will, it's a small company and it seems like they need young guys willing to do crazy shit who have a background in civil engineering. Sounds like it's up my alley.

>>190153
If you're one of us, you're one of us.

 No.190159

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>>190154
>>190157
>>190158
Thanks guys that really means a lot

 No.190161

>>190159
Where are you from bruh?

 No.190162

>>190161
Arizona

 No.190164

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>>190158
Should be some good money with that kind of job.

>>190160

It's worked for them though lol. I don't even know if they've gotten in any trouble for that name, but they've been around for so long I don't think people even care anymore.

>>190159
One of us!

 No.190165

>>190162
Damn it, why do all the amerifats live so far away. Nice meeting you, now back to class.
>>190163
I'm bored on my lunch break but I gotta go back to class now so bye.
love ya <3

 No.190168

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>>190166
Classic Anal Cunt! Their song titles are the best. I love me some offensive material.

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>>190167
>Death Metal Chloe music

Please someone link me to this so I can hear it with my own ears

 No.190174

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>>190169
Thanks for posting this.

 No.190176

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>>190173
Dude! That is some great stuff! Thank you for linking me to them. I listened to the first song and now I want to finish the whole thing.

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>>190179
Its a bother figuring out the exact configs for best quality under 8mb for a long-ish webm.

 No.190181

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>>190178
Now I have a new band to check out. I like how the video for the song has just random shots of a dog running around lol. You play guitar? Are you any good?

 No.190182

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Hey guys sorry I was putting the finishing touches on my side project.. Let me know what you think!! All songs were inspired by Hit-Girl, Abby and of course Chloe Grace Moretz!!!

https://jakjak.bandcamp.com/album/the-dead-man

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 No.190184

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>>190183
>>190182
This is all legit as fuck

I like it!

 No.190187

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>>190186
Yes here is our page

https://unholyquest.bandcamp.com/

 No.190189

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>>190188
Damn near every song…

 No.190191

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>>190185
Feel free to throw some names out there if you want.

That's cool, man. I was asked to be the drummer for a death metal band once, but I have no talent with instruments so I declined. Being in a band would be fun.

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>>190190
Vocals

 No.190193

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 No.190194

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mandatory post…

 No.190195

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>>190183
Great songs man!

 No.190197

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>>190195
Thanks bro that really means a lot!!

>>190196

Never, before I started gutturals I read The Art Of Screaming

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>>190196
Quickly checked out all three of those bands. Loved them all. You're brilliant with these bands!

Any plans to start or join a band? Sounds like you have the experience to be in the music industry. Another good song you linked by the way.

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>>190198
Executive Protection

 No.190202

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>>190201
Just escort wanna be celebrities around or work a few concerts escorting the big names around mostly making sure no one fucks with them. I would kill to be Chloes EPA

 No.190204

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>>190201
>>190202
But that's all side just side job stuff. I spend most of my time in the studio as an armature audio engineer. I mix and master everything I do.

 No.190206

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>>190203
Maroon 5, Tim McGraw, Dane Cook, Jillian Michaels and Gerardo Ortiz

 No.190207

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>>190201
Very nice. Seems like you have everything all planned out for the future. Even without a band you could go into the business as an engineer, which would be fun. Do you play any other instruments besides guitar or is that your only thing?

 No.190208

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>>190205
Really!! I've always wanted to get mine but I'm afraid Ill start hating it if it starts top become more of a "job"

 No.190209

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>>190206
are you a big guy?

 No.190210

>>190209
6'3" 250lb, 265 with all my gear on

 No.190212

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>>190209
Here is a pic of my tac vest, my body armor is off to the left

>>190211

what??

 No.190213

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>>190210
makes sense

>>190211

why is 6'3" a "NOO" thing?

 No.190214

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>>190212
Not quite as cool as Hit-Girls but it will do lol

 No.190216

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>>190215
why are taller people the most obsessed with height lmfao

>>190212
Chloe has you beat but it's a pretty legit vest still.

 No.190217

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>>190211
I'm jealous of your skills. I want your skills so I can do cool things! Wow, didn't know you were from LA. That'll be a great place to go back to for music. I'm sure you'll do some big things once you get going, man.

 No.190218

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>>190215
dry your tears Mr.

 No.190219

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>>190211
Pretty much man I did armed security for a while then met some people and made some contacts so now they call me whenever they need me. I have turned down a few gigs due to crowd and / or pay.

 No.190220

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I fucking love Jared LOL

 No.190222

File: 1422564381636.gif (2 MB, 245x207, 245:207, sasha grey lol.gif)

why does kanye keep doing this shit on ellen's show? lol

http://ellentube.com/videos/0-jlgg2w4s/

 No.190223

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>>190221
I don't think I will ever get a chance to. In order to work with celebs of that caliber you gotta have an outstanding portfolio and several years military or law enforcement experience, as well as trust you. So I don't think Ill get to provide EP for her any time soon…

 No.190224

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>>190221
Understandable…

 No.190225

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But fear not because…

 No.190227

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>>190226
Is that really a thing still in American high school? I don't think anyone ever cared that I was 5'8" in high school or college. It was more you'd make fun of people for being fatasses.

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>>190226
Everyday…

Yea I can definitely relate to that bro… I was always a chubby kid getting teased but now Im tall and built

 No.190230

>>190227
>>190226
My point exactly…

 No.190232

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>>190221
I didn't know you were lol. All your practicing will surely lead to something though. Just remember us me more :) when you hit it big time with an awesome band.

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>>190231
Honestly…

I would thank her for all she does and all the sacrifices she makes to entertain us. I would ask for a pic and tell her that she is a true inspiration to a lot of people in the world. Then I would thank her again and walk away…

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>>190234
With all the things I said and how sincere she would see me to be.. I think she would offer one to me… If not I will not ask

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>>190237
Lol what did she do…

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>>190237
I didn't know you met Lauren, was she nice in person?

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>>190234
lol It's all good. I can't remember stuff I've said on here either. Hopefully I haven't revealed anything too bad. This board has also become a good chunk of my life. I think it's obvious since we've been talking for hours now lol. What kind of genre are you looking to hit it big in? I can't remember if you said.

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>>190241
Ha ha wasome!!

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>>190243
I'd aim for that Hardcore Punk band. You could tour around the country and destroy stuff and be crazy! Then again, you should probably do two projects since you're multi talented with instruments and have interests in different genres.

>>190244
I'd have the same face…

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>>190243
Good to hear you had a good experience.

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>>190249
Wow, you're very creative. Visuals are pretty key today with live performances, but you have a creative idea that would help get your band some more exposure.

>Bailee legs are so good!

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>>190249
I would love to collaborate with you someday bro…

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If anyone is interested, I made a few .webms of Chloe's 30 rock appearances. Just the altercations with Alec Baldwin.

a.pomf.se/bewgcw.webm

a.pomf.se/qoflsn.webm

a.pomf.se/giawtq.webm

 No.190262

>>190258
There is one more thing I didn't show you…

https://soundcloud.com/chlobro-jaco

 No.190263

>>190261
Bye bye!

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>>190261
Later bro

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>>190261
see you later

 No.190267

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>>190258
That skull part in the video is pretty awesome! Would be sick seeing a Punk band doing it though. I'm sure there'd be some more interesting being projected on it lol.

>>190259
These are good, man. Love that first one. Dat Chloe look at 57 seconds in

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>>190267
I'd honestly like it if Chloe was on a TV comedy show and played a really bitchy character. There's a lot of potential for her in that kind of role, I think.

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>>190268
She could pull that off. I just want Chloe to star on any kind of show really. She's been doing well with movies, but she has potential to be a big tv star as well.

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good morning and goodbye, see you in 4 hours <3

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>>190270
Good morning and bye!

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