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Blackfuist Thread #372 K.!iieRnanB/M 02/07/15 (Sat) 16:21:27 No.198792 [View All]

It's QG's Australian Birthday!

And soon to be QG's real Birthday! So get in here to celebrate!

Bring the grape soda, fried chicken and watermelon I asked in the last thread please.

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L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:42:24 No.199468

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>>199465
>Work
Check out the blue pill on this goy

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:42:46 No.199469

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>>199463
Wouldn't you want her to let you in?

>>199464
It's all you!

>>199465
Later bruv, enjoy

Lewis J.K.!SHiPKA2dLU 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:43:45 No.199470

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>>199462
Ahh. Well I'll say happy birthday on the next thread.
>>199465
Laters bro..

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:44:23 No.199471

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>>199469
I didn't do shit, can you seriously deny that you imagining this?
>>199405
>>199428

dvt555™!CHLOE6iOUo 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:44:50 No.199472

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>>199470
It's his Feb. 8 now but do what you wish.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:45:52 No.199473

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>>199471
U-Uhm

Lewis J.K.!SHiPKA2dLU 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:48:08 No.199474

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>>199472
He won't see it if I post it now since the thread is well passed the 600 posts.

NautieMiller!!oNpktBXRrE 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:48:51 No.199475

>>199464

as kiki comforts her pretending to be sad

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:48:21 No.199476

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>>199473
It's okay, just let the perfection that is 12 y/o Chloe into your heart.

Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:49:52 No.199477

Kiki would have been way better for 50 Shades of Gray than Dakota Johnson.

I never even heard of her.

dvt555™!CHLOE6iOUo 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:49:51 No.199478

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>>199474
Trust me, he will. But, as I said, you're free to do whatever you wish.

NautieMiller!!oNpktBXRrE 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:50:10 No.199479

>>199477

kiki should have been in nymphomaniac

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:51:27 No.199480

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>>199476
You wanna do more than just that though

What character is she required to play? I've never read the books

Lewis J.K.!SHiPKA2dLU 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:51:58 No.199481

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Happy Birthday QG! <3

NautieMiller!!oNpktBXRrE 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:52:07 No.199482

>>199436

she is so sexy there

The Filipino Quiet-Grace 02/08/15 (Sun) 05:57:32 No.199483

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>>199481
Thank you!

The Phallic Prátaí 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:01:02 No.199484

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>>199476
I don't really get it, the propertions of her so young just aren't attractive

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:05:32 No.199485

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>>199480
>Implying you don't
She's just so pretty.

I assume the second part was not directed at me…

>>199482
Unbelievable pretty

>>199484
They are to me. Besides, I've never cared for body anyway, face is where it's at.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:06:19 No.199486

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>>199484
Solution: Post more Seeyorseeee

The Phallic Prátaí 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:06:59 No.199487

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>>199485
that's more what I meant, it's a little gawky no offense, just because she's young

>>199486
I will do just that

Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:07:55 No.199488

>East coast waifus

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:08:22 No.199489

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>>199486
>Red hates me, w-why, I try to be nice and to smell good for him

>>199487
I like cute, she is cute and soft. Perfectly aged.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:08:04 No.199490

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>>199485
Oh oopsie, sure wasn't. unless you know all there is to know about 50 Shades?

Lewis J.K.!SHiPKA2dLU 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:08:38 No.199491

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>>199483

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:09:24 No.199492

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>>199490
No, I have never read it. I read Twilight though.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:10:35 No.199493

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>>199487
:3

>>199488
East coast least coast?

>>199489
Abby actually loves me dearly

>>199492
Well, when I have a question related to Sparklephires, I'll know who to come to

dvt555™!CHLOE6iOUo 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:10:20 No.199494

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L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:10:26 No.199495

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>>199487
Also how can this be gawky, it's the prettiest face ever.

Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:10:54 No.199496

>>199490

It's fanfiction tier.

The type of fanfiction where you can tell the writer didn't go to college.

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:11:25 No.199497

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>>199493
>The solution to Abby is to post Seahorse
You hate her!

NautieMiller!!oNpktBXRrE 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:12:46 No.199498

>>199487

dat hair
dat face

NautieMiller!!oNpktBXRrE 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:13:14 No.199499

>>199496

thats exactly what it was

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:13:21 No.199500

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>>199496
Ah. profuse use of the words 'dripping member', I suppose.

How did it come to such acclaim?

>>199497
I was only fixing Pratai's problem!

fym 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:13:44 No.199501

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Sometimes I wonder what you guys have done to me.

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:14:30 No.199502

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>>199496
Apparently the author did go to university though. I checked.

>>199500
By hating Abby!

>>199501
W-what has happened to you?

Lewis J.K.!SHiPKA2dLU 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:15:23 No.199503

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>>199501
It's ok bro, just embrace it.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:16:36 No.199504

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>>199501
Did someone draw on that cameltoe in paint?

>>199502
I don't hate Abby you hate Abby how could you

>>199503
Daym, prettiness

Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:17:42 No.199505

>>199500

Basic bitches getting into entry level depravity.

Yes, overuse of the same vaguely sexual descriptions.

Not from 50 Shades, but the most memorable description of a man's penis I can recall is a woman describing two different men she'd slept with:

>it was like an elephant's trunk compared to her husband, who was more like a mouse's tail.

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:19:23 No.199506

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>>199500
>Ah. profuse use of the words 'dripping member', I suppose.
That's more of a problem with writing erotic fiction than anything else. You're essentially describing very similar scenes over and over, so you either repeat adjectives like that or risk running into the 'I just picked up a thesaurus for this shit' territory. Well written erotica is about build up more than anything else, but people nowadays don't have the patience for anything like that. So a lot of stuff produced now is garbage.

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:21:15 No.199507

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>>199504
I don't hate Abby, you take that back!

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:21:59 No.199508

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>>199505
Such basic bitches…

Mousetail bro must be real self-confident

>>199506
You have a very good point there. It's so much more about building the tension and laying out the stage, rather than simply writing about how big he felt as he pushed inside.

>>199507
No take-backs

Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:23:41 No.199509

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>>199508

He was a pharaoh

Lewis J.K.!SHiPKA2dLU 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:25:32 No.199510

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>>199504
Damn rite..

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:27:45 No.199511

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>>199508
U-unless it was about this Chloe. She's so small, a-anyone would be huge

Why? ;_; You know I love her.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:31:16 No.199512

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>>199509
Ah, I figured it'd be a woman of Hindu belief. She might have given the well-endowed dude the nickname Ganesha.

>>199510
She's really grown up, wow

>>199511
L-Lewd

And you know I love her! You take back then i will

Lewis J.K.!SHiPKA2dLU 02/08/15 (Sun) 06:32:12 No.199513

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