Waifuist Thread #379 K. !iieRnanB/M 02/13/15 (Fri) 08:35:12 No. 204403 [View All]
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EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/13/15 (Fri) 22:55:50 No. 205006
>Today I had to work in a different store than I usually do (I work for a retail chain), and a coworker asked if there were "any cute girls where you work", obviously referring to attractive coworkers that may be working at my usual store. Without thinking, I responded with "Sometimes, but when you work these weekday shifts they're all at school." He uttered an odd "ohhh…". I didn't realize my mistake until much later. Good ol /younglove/.
prátaí 02/13/15 (Fri) 22:58:48 No. 205007
whats up?
prátaí 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:00:26 No. 205008
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fym 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:03:08 No. 205010
>>205006 >>205007 >>205004 >>204999 >>204995 >>204992 what's up bros?
Also laughed at that story Elleh
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:04:14 No. 205012
>>205007 Hi pratai.
>>205009Hi. Who is this?
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:08:15 No. 205014
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>>205013 You're new, right? I don't remember any americans waifuing maisie.
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:10:40 No. 205016
>>205015 I hate when people do this.
prátaí 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:10:28 No. 205017
>>205010 >>205012 >>205009 hey
still im bed cause getting up is lame
>>205013everyone is a little bit special
prátaí 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:12:23 No. 205018
>>205016 you hate everything though
except little girls
prátaí 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:16:12 No. 205020
>>205019 I will in a second, just relishing the comfiness a little well except for chloefriends theyre a dime a dozen
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:19:02 No. 205021
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>>205018 I like a lot of things. I just adapted to hate on everything because that is what most people here do now. You know doc wasn't entirely wrong.
>>205019I'm not exactly a Holmes.
Zamphire !V6RX1B45SE 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:22:35 No. 205023
>>205007 that looks like me
fym 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:24:53 No. 205024
>>205020 leave people alone, there's nothing wrong with loving chlomo. but you should get out of bed, at least make yourself some coffee.
>>205011I'm still watching That's So Draper, what are you up to?
>>205021 what are you up to Elleh?
>>205022>Coffee in bed you don't like to sit down at a computer or something while you have the coffee?
>>205023 you look like a face full of yogurt?
Waifuist 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:36:04 No. 205027
why is the name bar missing from every other thread right now?
prátaí 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:36:08 No. 205028
>>205021 I still think that's a load of nonsense, you're much more disagreeable than most people here.
>>205022I don't really do coffee in bed, once I'm having coffee it's getting up time for me
>>205023 r-right now?
>>205024 ok Im up with coffee now
>>205025I'd say something about your laptop but I'm worried I'll get in trouble
Waifuist 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:37:19 No. 205030
>>205029 i did
Banji and Bri's threads dont have it
Waifuist 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:38:14 No. 205031
prátaí 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:40:24 No. 205033
>>205030 I get a name in bribri's but yeah the banji thread is missing it for some reason
I didn't even know you could do that
>>205032bed is pretty comfy, I do tea in bed sometimes :3
s-sorry for being so unoriginal
prátaí 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:48:06 No. 205035
>>205034 tea for me is what I drink between coffees. is your mum stylish with no substance? :^) god maisie is so dam cute :3
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:49:51 No. 205036
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>>205024 Nothing really. Just tryna stay alive.
>>205025Wait, did you drop lauren?
>>205028 Well yes I'm better at it than the others lol. But it's not nonsense, it's true that a few months ago the board had a lot more actual conversations and we didn't feel the need to conform to 4chan culture. That said, I don't know if that is objectively
better , and it certainly doesn't justify his childish behavior.
>>205033 Why didn't I have these pics?
prátaí 02/13/15 (Fri) 23:54:33 No. 205040
>>205036 fair enough, being new I can't exactly comment on what happened before I was here I've only known it the way it is now
maybe you just don't love her like I do
>>205039why does everyone think you have to drop your waifu to post a couple of pics?
just haven't had a chance or do you not get along?
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:00:34 No. 205042
>>205039 That is the answer I was expecting lol. But you made me doubt for a second.
>>205040 Everyone was ridiculously friendly and nice and there were lots of emoticons and rainbows and ponies. The first couple posters that came from 4chan adapted to that culture, but after the big wave of immigrants we kind of took over and then the board ended up looking like /tv/. That is what doc was talking about.
>maybe you just don't love her like I doFuck you.
>>205041u mirin
prátaí 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:13:20 No. 205045
>>205041 sometimes she is, sometimes she's a little thicker
>>205042 b-but I love emoticons ;_;
Waifuist 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:15:37 No. 205046
>>205045 Who is this semen demon?
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:18:26 No. 205048
>>205043 >I'm just doing what people tell me Good goy.
>>205045 Well then start using them :). Be less edgy and irreverent. Maybe we can bring some people back.
>>205046 Cara Delevingne. I thought she was well known in the US?
>>205047Are we going to do this, stevis?
prátaí 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:19:59 No. 205049
>>205046 cara delevingne
>>205047I've heard people say they like her boyfeet
>>205048 o-ok, I'll try my best ^_^
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:20:01 No. 205050
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>>205048 Surprise! It was me all along.
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:23:07 No. 205051
>>205050 Why is everyone doing this today?!
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:26:18 No. 205053
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>>205051 I don't know why.
When did the names come back?
prátaí 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:27:05 No. 205054
>>205052 upskirts aren't edgy they're cute :3
>>205050 haha! what a great ruse!
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:30:11 No. 205056
>>205054 So how's Australian Valentine's Day going?
>>205055You and half the Victoria's Secret models.
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:30:41 No. 205057
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forgot image
prátaí 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:32:49 No. 205059
>>205055 so that's it? You've seen her vag and now you're finished with her or something?
>>205056 I've had coffee and now I'm set to go on my date with dota for the next 12 hours
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:34:46 No. 205060
>>205058 I would say it's unintentional 85% of the time. Cara really looks nothing like her mother.
prátaí 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:37:34 No. 205062
>>205058 you don't like being teased? There's more to sex than just getting straight to the pussy
>>205060 well he's talking about the one that's from a photoshoot. If you ask me there should be more intentional upskirts
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:37:45 No. 205063
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>>205056 >You and half the Victoria's Secret models.Let her have her fun. Not many girls get that chance.
>>205059 >12 hours of DotA 2That would be the best way to get information out of me.
prátaí 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:39:45 No. 205064
>>205048 oh also, I was worried about using too much cutesy stuff because it might annoy people and be too much of a circlejerk. I didn't realise it was the other way around…
>>205061fair enough, the only thing I really dont care for are her tattoos
>>205063 heh
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:40:00 No. 205065
Oh Cara, I know cocaine and alcohol are a fantastic mix; but they will give you bloating.
prátaí 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:43:10 No. 205069
>>205065 hnng those tiny bottoms
prátaí 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:45:53 No. 205070
>>205068 I would prefer she do it in person, but her teasing me from a distance is all I can get >.<
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:49:46 No. 205072
>>205071 >using cheap paper Try pearl or semi-gloss next time.
prátaí 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:57:31 No. 205075
>>205071 >cara sucking you off >not spitting in your face and calling you a sissy while you cry and fap
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:58:36 No. 205076
According to a reliable source, Ali Lohan has been banging Taylor's double secret boyfriend since November.
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/14/15 (Sat) 00:59:16 No. 205078
>>205075 All dat ass hanging out
Zamphire !V6RX1B45SE 02/14/15 (Sat) 01:01:04 No. 205079
>>205028 Nah I'm that messy :P just played some GTA V