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Waifuist Thread #385 dvt555™!CHLOE6iOUo 02/18/15 (Wed) 14:58:44 No.208061 [View All]

We've so much threads, our waifu can turn them into jeans.

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prátaí 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:20:44 No.208998

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>>208992
wait, which one was that? I forget

>>208994
well it might be nice to help her moisturise, keep it soft

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:21:51 No.208999

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>>208998
O-Oh… It would be so nice, and she'd love it so much~

K.!iieRnanB/M 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:24:12 No.209000

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>>208997
Normal milk too silly. special milk later

>>208998
I meant "if i told you".
I missed a letter. oopsies.

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:24:13 No.209001

>>208997
S-so do guys…

Sena lover pls

*all years
Fixed.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:26:06 No.209002

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>>209000
Lewd… So much special milk for her

>>209001
Yes, so do guys. Red wine is like, super refined when guys drink it :)

;_; I-I'm just saying if you were a girl!

W-Well… All?

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:28:03 No.209003

>>209002
-_-

Yes?

K.!iieRnanB/M 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:28:09 No.209004

>>209002
It's her favourite kind.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:31:32 No.209005

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>>209003
Why that face!?

Well, surely there's a 'too young'…

>>209004
How much does she like to have of a night?

K.!iieRnanB/M 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:32:13 No.209006

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>>209005
One face full

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:34:35 No.209007

>>209005
Because it feels sarcastic.

No? Not for Chloe. I would marry her at any age. If I could be ninety, I would marry her when she's 87. I'm not saying I would sex her at any age, jeez…

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:35:25 No.209008

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>>209006
O-Only her face?

K.!iieRnanB/M 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:38:35 No.209009

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>>209008
It's only to keep her milky complexion up.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:40:08 No.209010

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>>209007
I can't win ;_; I try and be happy and fun and it's sarcasm, I try and be genuine and srs and it's the same, I need another avenue to explore

I'm saying more i-in her infancy…

>>209009
She needs to be milky and delicious all over though…

K.!iieRnanB/M 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:42:24 No.209011

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>>209010
I'll have to try and cover everything then. It might be a bit hard though..

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:44:09 No.209012

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>>209011
You'd n-need help?

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:44:49 No.209013

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>>209010
It's just the way you describe it, I would take it as sarcastic from anyone. So it's difficult to tell when you are or are not being sarcastic, it's text based medium after all.

I think a betrothal would be more fitting for any age before twelve, I would like her to remember our wedding :3

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:49:30 No.209014

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>>209013
See, I try to make it clear when I'm bantering and when I'm serious. It's why I use emotes and spam letters on the end of words and stuff.

Just marry qt 14 year old Clawie

K.!iieRnanB/M 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:51:01 No.209015

>>209012
I think so. Are you going to help then?

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:51:51 No.209016

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>>209014
Well, it's all very confusing for an autist like me.

I would marry any age after twelve, betrothal before twelve. W-why wait until fourteen?

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:53:00 No.209017

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>>209015
Yesh pls…

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 12:54:06 No.209018

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>>209016
You're not an autist…

I mean, iunno, she's hella qt?

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:08:15 No.209019

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>>209018
Sort of am…

She's even cuter at 12?

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:09:54 No.209020

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>>209019
Not even!

God, she's fucking adorable ;_;

dvt555™!CHLOE6iOUo 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:10:52 No.209021

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>>208993
>>208994
Okay then. Let's watch it tomorrow.

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:12:21 No.209022

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>>209020
Kind am..

C-can't you imagine her in a white wedding dress?

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:15:37 No.209023

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>>209022
Not even. I've interacted with them and you don't qualify.

Too pretty to imagine cuz I wouldn't do her justice

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:19:15 No.209024

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>>209023
The only difference is that in person I restrain myself from saying things that will come across as too retarded.

>tfw no 12 y/o in her wedding dress on her wedding night to do completely non-lewd things to

dvt555™!CHLOE6iOUo 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:22:15 No.209025

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>>208930
http://www.pqigroup.com/prod_spec.aspx?mnuid=1286&modid=138&prodid=1070

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:25:29 No.209026

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>>209024
Is that true, or is it just you self-deprecating again?

T-The implications of that, omg

>>209025
Still don't need eht

dvt555™!CHLOE6iOUo 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:26:33 No.209027

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>>209026
If you have it, I'll tell you what you won't need: iTunes.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:27:15 No.209028

>>209027
To be able to transfer to another device I don't have? You what

dvt555™!CHLOE6iOUo 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:29:42 No.209029

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>>209028
If you want something from your friend's phone or laptop, there's no need to send it to your computer just to pass it through iTunes and put it in your phone.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:30:11 No.209030

>>209029
But I don't :) Cuz they all plebs

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:33:33 No.209031

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>>209026
It's true, I'm shit at social interaction. I'm never not surprised that I somehow made friends in the last three years of high school.

D-do they still come in during the morning to see if the bride has had virginity taken?

dvt555™!CHLOE6iOUo 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:34:29 No.209032

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>>209030
I don't either but… I dunno….

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:36:07 No.209033

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>>209031
I think you sell yourself short.

I-I dunno, but what would they find with you?

>>209032
Why is that picture called what it is?

dvt555™!CHLOE6iOUo 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:38:54 No.209034

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>>209033
I just saved it over the other.

L'Empereur!VlEOySKFl6 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:39:08 No.209035

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>>209030
Y-you don't want my music, red-kun?

>>209033
I think I'm really shit and stupid.

NOTHING! I'm not the bride, you Communist.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:41:38 No.209036

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>>209034
Now you have no giant Chloe picture though

>>209035
You have ihpone now?

I think that's completely not true!

N-No, I meant what would they find with you and her cuz you said non-lewd things would occur! No implicarions

K.!iieRnanB/M 02/19/15 (Thu) 13:42:48 No.209037

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