Waifuist Thread #389 The Sophisticated Quiet-Grace 02/22/15 (Sun) 20:45:02 No. 210970 [View All]
50 Shades of Hair
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Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:05:16 No. 211461
>>211456 She looks stunning there, dont lie
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:05:37 No. 211462
>>211459 I-i thought I could see something through that dress for a second.
Maybe, at least she is no longer orange.
>>211461 Ehhh, if you say so…
forward young man !AnneKSh6Ps 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:08:24 No. 211463
>waifu wars
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:10:08 No. 211464
>>211459 When they are banned.
>>211460 That post may have made me sound angrier than I actually am. The game felt to me like an exact copy of Q3A which is good because I enjoyed that game, and I had the best score in the match anyway. Always remember that having the highest KDR equals victory, it doesn't matter if your team lost!
>>211462 Oh god what was he thinking? You're supposed to trim your beard unless you want to look like a hobo.
K. !iieRnanB/M 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:10:13 No. 211465
>>211462 P-perv!! You and your lewd mind!
That is also a plus.
>>211464 kek
Orange 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:12:04 No. 211466
>>211463 Yes, lets all make love………..
to our waifus, not with each other.
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:11:58 No. 211467
>>211463 Hippie pls
>>211464 Yeah, but hobos don't where tuxedos.
>>211465 I-it's not, can you see it too?!
K. !iieRnanB/M 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:15:00 No. 211468
>>211467 I see nothing but perfection!
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:16:39 No. 211469
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>>211468 Y-yeah, s-sure. Just in case you ever need a pure waifu, Chloe is always available for worship.
K. !iieRnanB/M 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:19:45 No. 211470
>>211469 But I already have a pure waifu silly.
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:23:42 No. 211471
>>211470 I approve of her handwriting at least.
forward young man !AnneKSh6Ps 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:29:15 No. 211472
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>>211470 >kiernan writes cursive I'm glad to know I'm not the only person who still does this
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:30:47 No. 211473
>>211469 >>211470 Neither seem "pure" to me. And they aren't fun either. Everyone has terrible taste except me.
K. !iieRnanB/M 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:31:46 No. 211474
>>211472 She's very cultured. Her parents have brought her up well.
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:32:17 No. 211475
>>211473 Could you be more pleb? Also Chloe is fun as hell, what are you even talking about.
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:39:21 No. 211476
>>211474 But I dropped out of school at 13 and I write in cursive.
>>211475 Not the Cara kind of fun though.
forward young man !AnneKSh6Ps 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:40:57 No. 211477
>>211473 >accuses other people's waifus of not being pure >posts the 2nd .webm now i'm just confused man
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:43:34 No. 211478
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>>211476 That's a good thing, I don't want her to be the Cara kind of fun. Also what about Elle? She doesn't seem like the Cara kind of fun either.
>>211477 >What do I do now KEK
K. !iieRnanB/M 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:43:35 No. 211479
>>211476 I never write in cursive. I didn't know you dropped out so young. What made you drop out so early?
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:45:15 No. 211480
>replicon waifus
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:50:52 No. 211481
>>211480 Those boobs make her impure.
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:50:43 No. 211482
>>211477 >>211478 Cara is fun. Elle is pure. It's kind of impossible to find someone who is both things. That is why I have two waifus.
>>211479 Bullying. By the time I dropped out I had already developed psychological disorders so I couldn't just start attending a different school.
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:53:45 No. 211483
>>211482 Your definition of a fun person is habitual drug use and lesbianism?
K. !iieRnanB/M 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:54:41 No. 211484
>>211482 Oh i'm sorry to hear that :(
Is there anyway you could go to adult classes now or uni?
forward young man !AnneKSh6Ps 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:56:48 No. 211485
>>211480 hey
>>211478 it was the second best part of that episode
http://a.pomf.se/stizyp.webm >>211482 So I see. But even then, the fascination people have with 'purity' has always escaped me.
I would almost feel compelled to say most of my waifus I'm interested in due to a particular lack of 'purity', and with a stalwart sense of freedom and liberation in its stead. I would say such a thing, if I wasn't scared of offending people here. Also you could still go to college as an adult if you wanted to.
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:57:59 No. 211486
Good morning.
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:59:23 No. 211487
tfw you throw a whiskey bottle at all the ducks in your back yard and the ducks start attacking you
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 02/24/15 (Tue) 00:59:58 No. 211489
>>211485 Pure waifus are the best
it's also why little girls are the best slutty waifu = bad
>>211486 Hello.
>>211487 You just did this? I didn't even know ducks could attack people.
forward young man !AnneKSh6Ps 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:00:50 No. 211490
>>211487 I actually burst out laughing at this
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:04:25 No. 211491
>>211483 That is the definition, not just mine. As a rule of thumb if /pol/ hates it it's fun.
>>211484 Yes, I'm free to sign up for adult classes whenever I wish to. But I don't want to. Maybe later.
>>211485 I waifu cara and yet you thought I wouldn't understand that?
>>211486 Morning dvt.
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:05:42 No. 211492
>>211491 ebin /leftypol/ meme xD
K. !iieRnanB/M 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:05:48 No. 211493
>>211487 Hahah that sounds so funny.
>>211486 Hi
>>211491 Yeah, i understand that feeling.
forward young man !AnneKSh6Ps 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:07:53 No. 211494
>>211491 I didn't think you'd not understand, in fact, the people I'm worried about offending aren't you at all.
>>211489 Back at my old university, once it was goose nesting season the geese would practically take over the campus for a month. they'd be fucking everywhere, you had to be careful when opening a door or they might even try to run into the dorm. it was pretty bad, bird shit everywhere, and if you walk to close to them or harass them, literally 20 of them will gang up on you. we had signs everywhere on campus warning people, "DO NOT PROVOKE THE GEESE"
also they started selling these shirts after nesting season every year. dealing with angry birds actually became a part of campus culture.
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:09:43 No. 211495
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L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:11:35 No. 211496
>>211494 I think a shotgun could solve your pest problem.
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:13:49 No. 211497
I'm off to therapy. Then, I'm prolly going to the restaurant after.
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:14:26 No. 211498
>>211492 That board is even
worse . They are reverse /pol/fags who believe socialism and communism work.
>>211494 The school in front of my house has peacocks. It's always funny when someone asks about the sounds they make because I've lived in this house my entire life and I'm so used to their call that I don't hear them anymore. They seem like chill birds, nothing like geese.
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:15:15 No. 211499
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forward young man !AnneKSh6Ps 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:16:47 No. 211500
>>211497 later alligator
>>211498 peacocks are fun, geese are just assholes. i think the temperament of animals sometimes has to do with the climate they're born in.
>>211496 well, i'm not attending UW anymore lol. there are few birds to speak of on the college i go to in toronto.
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:17:43 No. 211501
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>tfw such a loser your waifu would never even speak to you >tfw your waifu wouldn't even like you if she had to speak to you
forward young man !AnneKSh6Ps 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:22:05 No. 211502
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>>211501 nigga you have a chance
forward young man !AnneKSh6Ps 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:25:24 No. 211504
>>211503 you're taking it the wrong way man!
I'm saying if she would take a picture with that guy, surely she would at the very least be willing to talk with you.
chloe would probably just enjoy being treated like a human being by her fans, I imagine.
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:24:39 No. 211505
>>211503 iktfb
All of the times I've met the banjis they wouldn't even look up from their phones.
L'Empereur !VlEOySKFl6 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:30:40 No. 211507
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>>211504 Maybe, but she probably hates losers.
>>211505 Goddamn technology.
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:48:47 No. 211509
oops
Fornication 02/24/15 (Tue) 01:49:59 No. 211511
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