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"Waifu" - While we know and accept the true original meaning of waifu in the anime culture, we commonly use it in a non-serious form to describe all kinds of 'waifuing' of all levels. Don't be foolish to take it seriously.

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 No.213873[Last 50 Posts]

TUNTZ TUNTZ TUNTZ BABY
Post last edited at 2015-02-28 04:46:57

 No.213875

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 No.213876

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>>213830
>being mean to miss piggy

Who would do such a thing?

 No.213877

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 No.213878

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>>213877
>ASMR

Yes, please.

 No.213879

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 No.213880

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>>213878

There is a thread on /younglove/ that got derailed into asmr discussion. May want to check it out.

>>213879

Elle Fanning after being hit by an eighteen wheeler.jpg

 No.213881

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>>213880

>waifus covered with moles

 No.213882

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>>213881

I love moles.

 No.213883

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 No.213884

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Hola dead comrades..

 No.213885

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>>213884
>tfw still alive

 No.213886

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>>213884
Hi.

>>213885
It's awful….

 No.213887

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>>213885
Thanks for reminding me..
>>213886
How's it going?

 No.213888

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>>213887
Well, this is prolly post 213888.

 No.213889

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>>213887
You reminded me first.

 No.213890

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>>213888
h-how?! Are you God?
>>213889
My bad, it wasn't my intention..

 No.213891

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>>213890
If I were a god, I wouldn't have created myself.

 No.213892

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>>213891
I come here to chill, not to get more depressed..

 No.213893

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>>213892
Okay. Here.

 No.213894

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>>213891
If you were a God you could will yourself to be happy.

>>213892
S-sorry.

 No.213895

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 No.213896

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>tfw your waifu gets sad when you get sad

 No.213897

>>213894

He can do that right now. So can you.

 No.213898

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>>213897
>just be urself, dude!

 No.213899

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>>213894
I didn't think of that. That's a freakin' good idea. Now, I wish I were a god.

 No.213900

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>>213896

RIP in peace.

 No.213901

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 No.213902

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>>213900
best sci-fi character in my opinion. and the man himself just seemed to be an awesome person. I'm legitly sad in a way other celeb deaths haven't gotten to me.

Saddest since MJ died for me.

 No.213903

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>>213902
Everybody was expecting Christopher Lee to die first.

;-;

 No.213904

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I honestly thought Nimoy was 90 or close to it.

But still, he lived a full life.

 No.213905

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chuchuru

 No.213906

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I'm off to bed, see ya cuties later..

 No.213907

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>>213905
Heya, Aidz.

 No.213908

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>>213905
Ohayo Okarin!

 No.213909

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>>213906
Goodbye.

 No.213910

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>>213906
Good night, Lewis.

>>213908
Heya, K.!

 No.213911

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 No.213912

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>>213907
heya

>>213908
>>213911
english dub is superior

 No.213913

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>>213912
You sicken me!
>

 No.213914

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 No.213915

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>>213906

>dose feet

 No.213918

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>>213915
Hi, Nautie.

 No.213920

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 No.213921

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>>213915
Hey N. Don't you have an account on Steam?

 No.213923

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 No.213924

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Hope you guys who watched with me enjoyed the Kiernan movie for what it was worth.

Goodnight friends.

 No.213925

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>>213924
Goodnight.

 No.213926

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>>213924
Night.

 No.213927

>>213924

wait what movie? an where was this group enjoyment demonstration taking place?

>>213921

not really, why?

 No.213928

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This part takes so damn long.

 No.213929

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>>213928
I'm liking the graphics on this mod though.

 No.213930

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I'll be back if I feel like it.

 No.213931

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>>213927
We have a group on Steam and talk there every day. It's our chat. Feel free to join whenever you want if you want.

 No.213933

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tfw resort to watching the porn saved on your phone

 No.213934

p-please respond

 No.213935

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 No.213936

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>>213935
how are things?

 No.213937

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>>213936
Pretty good. Really tired though, trying to stop myself from going back to bed.

How are you? Just got done masturbating?

 No.213938

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>>213937
im ok, mostly because im coming home tomorrow, and no I wasnt pervert… anyway im not exactly able to at the moment

 No.213939

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>>213938
Where've you been? I remember you saying you were going somewhere but I've forgotten.

 No.213940

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>>213939
I cant believe you forgot about me :(

look at the flag

 No.213941

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>>213940
I can't believe you left without saying bye to me.

Oh, I didn't even notice the flag. What are ya doin' in Fiji?

 No.213942

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>>213941
if I did it was probably because you were mean to me or something

im here to see my cousin married, which happened earlier today

 No.213943

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>>213942
I'm not mean to anybody!

Oh cool. Have you done anything fun?

Nice gif…

 No.213944

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>>213943
I cant have forgotten then

mostly swum around or sat in the sun. you can snorkel and see so many beautiful fish less than a hundred metres from the shore.

I thought it was nice enough to share

 No.213945

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>>213944
Sounds amazing. I bet the food is nice too.

 No.213946

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>>213945
nothing I can eat really…

 No.213947

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>>213946
Why not?

 No.213948

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>>213947
I dont eat animal products

 No.213949

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 No.213950

>>213949
fuck off

 No.213951

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 No.213952

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 No.213953

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Good evening.

 No.213954

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>>213953
Hello.

 No.213955

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 No.213956

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 No.213957

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It's time to convince my parents that the living room needs an upgrade:
http://goo.gl/psqYuv

 No.213958

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 No.213959

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Good morning gents.

 No.213960

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 No.213961

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>>213956
I like Chloe's glasses here.

 No.213962

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Goodnight Emps.

 No.213963

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>>213959
Hey, fym.

How are you?

 No.213964

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>>213959
Good morning.

 No.213965

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>>213963
>>213964
Having coffee, moving through the morning motions. How about you guys?

 No.213966

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 No.213967

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>>213965
I'm gonna sleep soon.

 No.213968

>>213965
In bed playing vidya. Too tired to do anything else.

>>213966
HHHHNNNNGGGGHHHNNNNNNNNNNN

 No.213970

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>>213969
Hello.

 No.213971

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broadcasting breaking bad for a few hours if anyone cares to watch with me

http://connectcast.tv/mhmdzl

 No.213972

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Good morning, Ellehu.

 No.213973

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>>213972

Morning.

 No.213974

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 No.213975

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 No.213976

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>>213974
Hi, FC.

 No.213977

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>>213975
Not much. Just watching some things on Youtube. Might watch some episodes of Workaholics. What are you up to?

>>213976
Hello, dvt

 No.213978

>>213977
how deep into workaholics are you? I've never watched it. I was relaxing around myself.

 No.213979

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I'm glad I finally get to finish Half-Life. This Black Mesa mod makes it better too.

 No.213980

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>>213978
I've seen every episode of the current season, a few episodes of the first season and a couple other episodes that Stevis gave me. It's a really funny show. Fits my sense of humor. Same. Got more snow headed my way tonight which is going to suck big time. No other plans?

 No.213981

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>>213979
I think I beat this game shortly after HL2 came out. Great series.

>>tfw HL3 never

 No.213982

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>>213980
All I'm doing is studying for a midterm on Monday, watching Breaking Bad and applying for jobs. I would file my taxes but there's one last receipt I need to arrive in the mail.

I feel like streaming movies or something now whenever there's people willing to watch since I figured out how to get a stream working.

 No.213983

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>>213982
>tfw everyone watches Breaking Bad except me
Why so productive on a Saturday!? Makes me feel bad that I'm being lazy.

I'd watch stuff with you guys, but I never find the time to join in on the streaming fun.

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 No.213991

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>>213983
>everyone watches Breaking Bad except me
Nope. At least, not yet… maybe….

Anyways, I've got my grand opening tomorrow. So, good night, y'all!

 No.213992

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>>213991
Goodnight, good luck with the Grand Opening.

 No.213993

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Someone here watched a Kiki movie with out me! I wont name any names though

Morning

 No.213994

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>>213993
Oh no!

 No.213995

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>>213994
Was it you?!

 No.213996

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>>213995
It couldn't of been me. I've never seen a movie or show Kiki has been in!

 No.213997

>>213931

it doesnt allow access until you purchase games

i downloaded dota 2 an it still didn't let me join

i already told elluh about this months ago, maybe use one of the million other non-jewish chat room options?

 No.213998

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>>213996
so cute there. that set made me really appreciate her cuteness. but ok fine, you are off the hook!

 No.213999

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>>213993
Lol I'm sorry QG, I thought you said you had already watched Flowers in the Attic!

It's not that great of a movie. If you want, I can make .webms of the good scenes

 No.214000

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>>213998
It is such a cute set. tfw I'll never play pool with my daughterfu. Good, because I had nothing to do with it. I'm never up for the streams anyway.

 No.214001

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>>213999
Dude, come on…I am the one that started the Kiki revolution! I saw it the week it debuted lol. I just would have watched again with you guys. I could have told ya what kind of movie it was though.

>>214000
Aww that pic 2. did I miss that episode? I don't remember that. I wish I could play pool with her. and It's okay. I found the culprit.

 No.214003

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>>213993
HA! You thought I was gone! Gotcha. I'll name'em: Fym, K., dvt555, Red, Triple B, Lewis(?).

>>214000
That's cute.

I just finished my… er… pre-sleep ritual. So, good night for real this time.

 No.214004

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>>214003
Thanks dvt! I will use this new info wisely! Good night, good luck tomorrow!

 No.214005

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>>214001
dvt has repeatedly stated that he wants to be her brother now

>>214003
>pre-sleep ritual

If that isn't a euphemism for fapping, I don't know what else it could mean.

goodnight

 No.214006

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>>214001
It's the Girl Meets Master Plan episode from January. It was a good episode. You're not allowed to play pool with her sorry. We should of known it was fym! He's a sneaky one!

>>214003
The cutest

 No.214007

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>>214002
Lmao…tmw you have to date that girl just to get close to Kiki….

 No.214008

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>>214005
And ya wonder why I don't discuss her around him!! Messing up years of work here lol

>>214006
Hmmm, maybe I missed one. I'ma check

 No.214009

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>>214008
>Years of work

What were you working on for years? I'm not sure if I understand…

 No.214010

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>>214009
Don't you worry your pretty little head about it young grasshopper. How goes it other wise?

 No.214011

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>tfw best Chloe was just a few minutes away from where you live yesterday

If only I was getting drunk at the Cheesecake Factory instead of grocery shopping. Such a missed opportunity.

 No.214012

>>214011

would you have groped her?

 No.214013

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>>214010
Basically I'm studying a bunch of stuff about structural detailing in between trying to apply for jobs. I've been procrastinating on those two things for too long… But mostly I've just been watching Breaking Bad.

>>214011
>Such a missed opportunity.

To get arrested?

 No.214014

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>>214011
Aw, lucky dog you. Or unlucky you

 No.214015

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>>214008
It has Shawn in it. I was being such a fanboy about it.

 No.214016

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>>214012
Lewd! No.

>>214013
I could have put my plan where I save her from a mugger into action. I bet I could have gotten a special thanks mention in her vlog.

 No.214018

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 No.214019

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>>214016
I bet you could have made some middle-aged soccer moms real uncomfortable.

 No.214021

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>>214013
Oh I see, sigh, I don't miss homework at all. The marathon sounds more interesting lol

>>214015
Yeah, I definitely didn't see that. I didn't know he returned again

 No.214022

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>>214019

They're all too pilled out to notice.

 No.214024

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 No.214025

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>>214021
It is more interesting! Jesse Pinkman reminds me a lot of my older brother.

 No.214026

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>>214020

Where are you going this time?

The Tar Pits?

 No.214027

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>>214020
w-we miss you!!

 No.214028

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>>214021
If only other people could understand my excitement about this stuff!

>>214020

Farewell. I hope you return to tell us what it's like in the outside world.

>>214024
Nice lewd

 No.214029

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>>214025
I never watched, I'm aware of the show though cuz I'm a geek.

>>214026
oh sweet webm with so many of my fetishessss

 No.214031

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Flood detected; Post discarded.

 No.214032

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>>214029

>having a mildew fetish

 No.214034

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>>214029
What have you been watching lately? I figured out how to stream so we can watch pretty much anything now.

>>214026
I don't know how you guys can make it through these vids…

 No.214035

>>214034

the inability to make it thru is the entire point, both their videos or pic sets

which is why when you do, its the time when you then move on

 No.214036

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>>214032
Lmao, you crazy

>>214034
Nothing, I'm kinda busy to watch stuff. I just watch The Fosters mostly.

What you mean? Is there not a hot girl we like in it? That is how. Unless you mean without fapping then I'd say endurance

 No.214037

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 No.214038

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>>214036
>>214035
I'm saying all the banji vids are so annoying to me I usually end up closing them in about 10 seconds. Not really interested in any of them tbh.

What is Fosters about?

 No.214039

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>>214038
It's not for everyone then. You know, taste and opinions and all that jazz

Just a family drama about a lesbian couple that has foster kids that takes in a juvie girl and her brother. Good stuff for something that is ABC Family.

 No.214040

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>>214038

>Not really interested in any of them tbh.


Hand over your pedo card.

 No.214041

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 No.214042

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>>214040
>

>>214041
That bun.

Shit, I forgot it's Saturday. gotta leave earlier cuz of these stupid trains

 No.214043

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>>214040
Do I require a card if I only like Lexee?

 No.214044

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>>214042
RoRo is a pro with her hair.

Leaving us again? You fail.

 No.214045

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>>214044
No no, not for 3 hours. Just reminding myself to not be 2 lazy lol. Cuz I will get caught up here and then it will be 5:45 all of a sudden and I will say OH NO, I have 15 minutes which isnt enough time, then I will be late and will annoying looks from my Saturday supervisor as well as possibly less time to run into my crush. See the chain reaction of events just cuz I'm here talking to you guys!

 No.214046

>>214045
will get annoying*

 No.214047

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>>214040
They're not sophisticated enough for me, sorry.

>>214039
>family drama about lesbian couple

I dunno if I would want to watch this kind of show. Is it funny or a serious drama?

 No.214048

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>>214045
3 hours is not enough time, but I guess it's understandable if it's to creep on your crush. :)

 No.214049

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>>214047
homophobe, plz leave!!!! I kid, it's a serious drama. Has comedy elements like most shows

 No.214053

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>>214052
This is exactly what I needed. I could watch her do her makeup all day.

 No.214054

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>>214048
Pfft, creep, you mean seduce!!! and by seduce, I mean just wait by her door until she comes out……….lol

>>214050

>>214051
>>214052
Something tells me that won't work or it would have by now lol

 No.214055

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 No.214056

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>>214055
W-well….that webm works for me…lol

 No.214057

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>>214054
>just wait by her door until she comes out……….
Oh, now I get it. You're not creeping on her, you're stalking her in the workplace. That is much better than creeping :)

 No.214058

>>214038
>>214037

also all these stills are from one of chloe's vids, but its sped up so im having to take screencaps of each frame to be able to appreciate and "try to make it"

theres a ton more but im eating now, will update later

 No.214059

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>>214057
That pic

So anywho, NO! It is making sure everything on that floor is going well! That is what I get paid to do! stop making it something it's not mister!

 No.214060

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>>214050
>>214051
>>214052
>>214058
So, is there a reason you're spamming me with videos of boring 13 year olds applying make up on their faces?

>>214049
I'll give it the three episode rule.

 No.214061

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>>214059
Don't creep on my daughterfu!

Hey, I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just calling it what it is. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me! How do you get one of those stalking jobs?

 No.214062

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>>214060
That might be enough. I mean you said yourself that you liked shows with cute girls in it and that has enough of it I think. I would have shown you a trailer but the trailers IMO don't do it justice. I almost didn't watch cuz of the trailer.

>>214061
Y-yes sir. Timing and luck really. I'm just really good at interviews. The only job I interviewed for that I didn't get was McDonalds and trust me, I did not want that job and I think she knew it

 No.214063

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>>214062
and when will you make the move and hook up with this girl?

 No.214064

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its ok everyone Im here now!!

 No.214065


 No.214066

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>>214064
YAYYYYYYYYY! it's been a while

>>214063
Idk, when I stop being a punk and stop thinking of only the worst result. I'm confident in so much other things involving her but not so much this

 No.214067

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>>214064
MajorJaco! Welcome back!

>>214066
I'm telling you, the secret admirer thing will work! Just don't forget about us once you get with her

 No.214068

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>>214065
KStew is one sexy bitch… You cant deny it!!

>>214066
Hey QG how the fuck are you bro!!?

 No.214069

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>Amerifags

 No.214070

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 No.214071

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>>214067
Agent Orange!!

>>214070
Hey Dan!!

 No.214072

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>>214067
What am I? Stevis?! Love you S lol Nah, I cant go that route. I have to do this. Have to get past the insecure fear or I wont become better at this stuff

>>214068
Pretty good. thinking about food so that means I'm in a good place lol. you?

>>214069
don't be jealous

 No.214073

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>>214067
Its good to be back!!

Last day in the studio for our next EP that drops on Friday the 6th!!

 No.214074

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>>214072
Last day of mixing for our "As She Calls" EP dropping on Friday!!

So Im very happy

 No.214075

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>>214072
Also I am now working on my Celica so hopefully Ill have my dream car soon!

 No.214076

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>>214071
:)

>>214072
You could be! Please don't get a life like he did! If you don't want to go that way, then I have no tips :)

>>214073
It's good to have you back.

I want to hear it!

 No.214077

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>>214074
You do seem more chipper. Congrats then. Always good to know waifu can inspire something a little more than fapping or feels lol.

 No.214078

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>>214076
It will be finished (hopefully) today. If your on twitter PM me your email address and Ill send you the tracks!!

 No.214079

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>>214076
How very helpful of you…….

Nah I got this. I got this far and the sky hasn't fallen. You would think I never asked a girl out or something. Geez lol

 No.214080

>>214066

tfw no foot tasting party

 No.214081

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>>214077
Yes, yes indeed!!!

Although I must say the fapping and the feels are VERY important as well

 No.214082

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>>214081
Hello Jaco

>>214080
Now this is the kind of party I can get into

 No.214083

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>>214080
sad life to live

>>214081
Yeah that is true. Better than weed sometimes when it comes to inspiration lol

 No.214084

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>>214082
Whats good!?

 No.214085

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>>214083
>fapping as a source of inspiration

Do people really do this?

 No.214086

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>>214083
Waifu + Weed = Never Ending Inspiration

 No.214087

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>>214085
Hormones do lead to better sex scenes for me so yes lol

>>214086
So I hear. 2 bad I don't smoke huh?

 No.214088

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>>214087
You must try!

 No.214089

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>>214088
nah, I mean while my opinion of weed has changed, I don't think I should. I mean I wouldn't turn down some brownies though lol.

 No.214090

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I think this may be the single most Canadian thing I've ever owned.

 No.214091

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 No.214092

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 No.214093

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>>214089
Those are amazing!!

 No.214094

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>>214090
I thought that was a Transformer! lol. I was just thinking about you, no homo. Do you eat currant rolls? or what pastries do you eat? Just curious

 No.214095

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>>214078
What's your Twitter?

>>214079
I have other ideas, but they might be too much…

Well, we're all waiting for the day it goes down!

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 No.214097

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>>214094
A transformer? lol no, that is a Canadian monument built by the Natives years back. Also the bag is a reuseable President's Choice grocery bag, Canadians are obsessed with not wasting plastic!

Currant rolls? I don't even know what those are to be honest. I am not a big pastry person. I like to think I stick to "real foods" most of the time lol. No offense.

>>214091
>>214087
fapping for me just helps me relieve stress. usually i do it right before I have to do some big math/physics assignment or something like that, a freshly fapped mind is a focused mind.

 No.214098

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>>214095
Tell me, I don't care. The thing is even in the bad ideas I pick up good ones. The creative mind of QG works well

>>214093
Yeah but my years of keeping friends who don't do those kinda things haven't helped me in that department! lol

>>214097
Oh I see. well, NY has tried to be more green under our last mayor. it didn't work lol.

Slowly you lose you West Indian card lol. Thanks anyway

It is a stress reliever. I may have spoke incorrectly. I don't do it why I'm writing. The edge helps.

 No.214099

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>>214097
Oh, I thought you were shocked at fapping to waifus. Do you fap to Anne?

I fap to Chloe because it's important to have a healthy and active sex life with your waifu.

 No.214100

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>>214096
Alright. I followed you.

>>214098
Ok, so hear me out. I was thinking, you could write a love story book starring you two and then give it to her. Or, write her a poem and then perform it for her at work. See, I'm good at this stuff. You can thank me later.

 No.214101

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>>214099
Shhhhhh, you are so sinful!

>>214100
>can't even ask a girl for her number
>sure, let me write a poem and perform it
But hey, maybe one day I will though

 No.214102

>>214100
Did I follow you back??

 No.214103

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>>214101
No, it is everyone else that is wrong!

 No.214104

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>>214101
Well then keep those ideas for when you do. They always fall for the poem! I am not responsible for any failed relationships caused by my tips. All Rights Reserved

>>214102
Doesn't say that you did.

 No.214105

>>214104
K just did

 No.214106

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>>214098
Oh these kinds of things! My mother used to make the coconut ones when I was younger, but I don't really eat them anymore. And yeah, last time I went to New York, as interesting as it was, I missed how clean Toronto and the GTA is lol.

Alright I'm gonna go grocery shopping. See y'all perverts later.

 No.214108

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>>214103
I don't know. I've heard both sides of it from my years of dealing with these chans. I see myself not fapping to Queen Ki but maybe possibly to others. I get the why and why nots.

>>214104
Lol, I'm not good at poems anyway

>>214106
Bleh, shredded coconut. I miss them though. I want one now. See you soon

 No.214109

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>>214105
Now that's done. Can't wait to hear the music!

>>214108
Me either. I hate them.

 No.214110

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>>214107
I've fapped to Lauren.

>>214108
Yeah, I can see both sides I just know which one I fall on.

 No.214111

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>>214109
I dont hate them myself but I'm more interested in telling stories how I do.

>>214110
The lewd side! That Chloe. Dat pit.

 No.214112

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>>214111
actually one last thing before I go. since you're the expert, what are some more lewd Kiernan movies I should be aware of?

 No.214113

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>>214111
We all go a little lewd sometimes.

 No.214115

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>>214113
>lewdness
>bad

 No.214116

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>>214111
If only she were bi, then you could write a lesbian sex story. Now THAT could work.

 No.214117

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>>214112
None, that was her first "major" movie. She has like 3 coming out soon in the theaters before the year is up.

>>214113
Yes....yes we do.

>>214114

STEVIS!!

 No.214119

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>>214117
fair enough, i've read about the other movies coming out. i'll probably post some lewd .webms before the night is done. later

 No.214120

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>>214114
>

>>214115
So do you fap to Anne or what?

 No.214121

File: 1425159921123.jpg (504.4 KB, 1500x2000, 3:4, anne hathaway back 02.jpg)

>>214120
I've fapped to many people. I'm a polyfaporist. And Anne is on that list.

 No.214122

File: 1425159999215.gif (1.24 MB, 450x337, 450:337, 1402436584011.gif)

>>214116
You see…I don't quite know if she is or isn't. Maybe she is and she will love my novel lol.

>>214118

What's happening??

>>214119
cool, see you and them later!

 No.214123

File: 1425160041388.jpg (609.45 KB, 2935x3729, 2935:3729, anne-hathaway-104755vo0.jpg)

>>214121
Mine too. This pic.

 No.214124

File: 1425160136018.webm (Spoiler Image, 3 MB, 1280x688, 80:43, anne hathaway whips a boo….webm)

>>214123
One last post just for you.

 No.214126

File: 1425160332089.jpg (16.79 KB, 300x228, 25:19, 1402855752482.jpg)

>>214124
that birthmark...

>>214125

How's life fool?

 No.214127

File: 1425160411698.jpg (55.16 KB, 321x332, 321:332, 1388355252574_it.jpg)

hi

 No.214128

File: 1425160441470.jpg (1.11 MB, 1538x1000, 769:500, 0.jpg)

>>214124
Goddamn she has great tits.

>>214125

You wanna fap to her together some time?

>>214126
It's just makeup for the scene. That's why she's showing it.

>>214127
Hey.

 No.214130

File: 1425160551473.jpg (299.78 KB, 1050x1600, 21:32, chloe_moretz-having-a-lemo….jpg)

>>214128

Eyo, sup

 No.214131

File: 1425160592300.jpg (97.47 KB, 306x869, 306:869, chloe_moretz_julianne_moor….jpg)

>>214129

Nothinggggggg, you?

 No.214132

File: 1425160674550.jpg (1.38 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 0.jpg)

>>214129
No homo.

 No.214133

File: 1425160738527.jpg (912.55 KB, 1350x1719, 150:191, 1_1155380_ZM_ROSE_A.JPG)

>>214122
She'd be crazy not to love it!

>>214128
>You wanna fap to her together some time?
This has escalated.

 No.214134

File: 1425160808267.jpg (24.58 KB, 320x317, 320:317, 1403219301703.jpg)

>>214127
Hey bud.

>>214128
Oh…shit…never mind lol

>>214129

Oh, typical american life I see.

>>214133
We will see my friend

 No.214136

File: 1425161049937.jpg (1.84 MB, 2623x3000, 2623:3000, chloe_moretz_julianne_moor….jpg)

>>214134

Wazzup

>>214135


Nope, we are boring people. Mine is kinda changing on Thursday

 No.214138

File: 1425161172736.jpg (509.22 KB, 1977x3000, 659:1000, 0.jpg)

>>214133
Yeah, I guess it's too much. It would be like gangbanging her.

>>214135

Balls wouldn't have touched.

 No.214139

File: 1425161130711.jpg (760.13 KB, 1532x2000, 383:500, 1406023531601_EleGIRL814_2….jpg)

>>214135
Sure sure. Lay it on me

>>214136
Nothing, it's that time I begin to get ready for work so I can kinda relax instead of rush

 No.214140

File: 1425161181054.jpg (208.04 KB, 477x702, 53:78, 4634646.jpg)

>>214099

this man gets it

 No.214141

File: 1425161275487.jpg (1.58 MB, 3456x5184, 2:3, chloe_moretz_julianne_moor….jpg)

>>214137

Yupppppp, but its my birthday on thursday woooo

>>214139

Nice, relaxing is the best

 No.214142

File: 1425161365563.gif (2.76 MB, 300x243, 100:81, 1406777884093.gif)

>>214141
I would say so! though having the day off? even better!

 No.214143

File: 1425161440587.jpg (1.13 MB, 3216x2400, 67:50, chloe_moretz_julianne_moor….jpg)

>>214142

True, thats the best feeling getting up in the morning when you know you dont have school or whatever

 No.214144

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>>214138
I don't think it's too much, I just thought your conversation had escalated pretty fast.

>>214134
Let me know if you need more tips!

 No.214145

File: 1425161551712.jpg (72.17 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1406909881595.jpg)

>>214144
That first class a

You got it bud.

>>214143
YES! but I dont have off until Tuesday so what can I do?

 No.214147

File: 1425161811887.jpg (1.52 MB, 3456x5184, 2:3, chloe_moretz_julianne_moor….jpg)

>>214145

Ummmmmmm, pull the fire alarm!

>>214146


YEAH HUH

 No.214148

File: 1425161875749.gif (1.28 MB, 329x533, 329:533, 1407022292276_dat-jetski.gif)

>>214146
Take your time. If anything I will hear it whenever you are done

>>214147
Lol, and deal with the paper work? No thank you!

 No.214149

File: 1425161968972.jpg (3.59 MB, 2772x3600, 77:100, chloe_moretz_julianne_moor….jpg)

>>214148

Well dont get caught!

 No.214150

File: 1425162006236.jpg (1.09 MB, 1350x1719, 150:191, 1_1155215_ZM_SAPP_BACK.JPG)


 No.214153

>>214152

just click update

 No.214154

File: 1425162324441.jpg (165.62 KB, 840x1150, 84:115, 30-Jenna-Black.jpg)

>>214152

check your script options

 No.214155

File: 1425162387010.jpg (993.74 KB, 2070x3000, 69:100, 0.jpg)

>>214152
I think the site was updated. Have you tried clearing your cache?

 No.214156

File: 1425162419462.gif (1.28 MB, 186x238, 93:119, 1409020604291.gif)

>>214150
>mfw

>>214151

sound very zelda video gamey. I like

 No.214158

File: 1425162505557.jpg (500.13 KB, 2381x3000, 2381:3000, chloe_moretz_if_i_stay_set….jpg)

>>214151

School is the worstttttt

 No.214160

File: 1425162701937.jpg (497.63 KB, 1350x1717, 1350:1717, 1_1154745_ZM_DEBL_B.JPG)

>>214156
That was my face too. Dat booty looks good in Blue

 No.214162

File: 1425162926429.jpg (451.57 KB, 2179x3000, 2179:3000, chloe_moretz_if_i_stay_set….jpg)

>>214161

Well I suck at a few of them and there wasnt much choice as to what I could pick

 No.214163

File: 1425162934634.jpg (93.83 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1409509445079.jpg)

>>214159
Interesting. Well get me the HD version! lol

>>214160
Oh yes. and over here igniting my back fetish! lol

 No.214164

File: 1425163042047.jpg (1018.29 KB, 1350x1719, 150:191, 1_1155319_ZM_PINK_BACK.JPG)

>>214163
Laneya, stop being such a cutie!

I have that fetish too. Stop stealing my fetishes

 No.214166

File: 1425163143378.jpg (944.12 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, chloe_moretz_out_with_trev….jpg)

>>214165

I always do my best okay thats a lie

 No.214167

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>214159
it's that time again

 No.214168

File: 1425163234156.png (563.85 KB, 620x559, 620:559, 1410481091687.png)

>>214164
she can't!

yeah that pic... I gotta do something real quick!

>>214165

Lol, that's that next level shit. you not ready for that!

 No.214169

File: 1425163398078.jpg (1.1 MB, 1350x1719, 150:191, 1_1155154_ZM_BACK.JPG)

>>214168
And I wouldn't want her to!

That is so lewd

 No.214171

File: 1425163496882.jpg (1000.76 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, chloe_moretz_out_with_trev….jpg)

>>214170

lol, I live the chilled life

 No.214173

File: 1425163775504.gif (2.43 MB, 216x280, 27:35, 1410906591248.gif)

>>214169
But I didn't say anything!

 No.214174

File: 1425163873811.jpg (807.91 KB, 1350x1719, 150:191, 1420961703619-2.jpg)

>>214173
You were implying something lewd!

 No.214175

File: 1425163991391.jpg (925.85 KB, 2409x3372, 803:1124, 0.jpg)

>>214173
We can read your mind.

Is it just me or does Kiernan really overact? Though I haven't seen her in anything, only gifs like this so maybe I can't really comment.

 No.214177

>>214176
It's working for me.

 No.214178

File: 1425164080237.jpg (275.1 KB, 2317x3085, 2317:3085, chloe_moretz_allure_magazi….jpg)

Its getting awful faptastic up in here…

 No.214179

File: 1425164140494.jpg (1.01 MB, 2048x1427, 2048:1427, 0.jpg)

>>214178
Join the orgy.

 No.214181

File: 1425164339314.jpg (235.61 KB, 1024x1259, 1024:1259, bcba4311.jpg)

>>214175
no no, ok I will sound biased so bare with me. She was really mad in that scene cuz her father wouldn't let her stay with him, plus shes like ten there. I'd let the video prove it before I decide to ban you but i cant find it.

>>214174
shhhh

 No.214182

File: 1425164358860.jpg (894.58 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, chloe_moretz_out_with_trev….jpg)

>>214176

What would you call it?

 No.214183

File: 1425164487716.jpg (95.76 KB, 640x640, 1:1, u4deG8g.jpg)

>>214178
The way it should be.

>>214180

Be jealous of my update button of course!

>>214181
I got you. Lets smoothly move on and pretend nothing lewd was implied...

 No.214184

File: 1425164486216.jpg (102.69 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 11018505_362262510626368_1….jpg)

ok guys, i gotta go, have fun, see you guys later. adios!

 No.214185

File: 1425164530370.jpg (1.33 MB, 2550x2967, 850:989, 1416323670985.jpg)


 No.214186

File: 1425164482540.jpg (710.23 KB, 1581x2372, 1581:2372, 0.jpg)

>>214181
>before I decide to ban you

lol

>>214184
Bye.

 No.214188

File: 1425164680232.jpg (91.58 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, chloe_moretz_davis_factor_….jpg)

>>214179
OMFG if she said that to me…

 No.214189

File: 1425164670280.jpg (1.81 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, chloe_moretz_on_the_set_of….jpg)

>>214187

You calling me simple?

 No.214190

File: 1425164760365.jpg (24.77 KB, 395x374, 395:374, 1378513650067_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>214180
… not my waifus, not impressed …

 No.214192

File: 1425165039132.jpg (1.1 MB, 2698x3600, 1349:1800, chloe_moretz_greeting_fans….jpg)

>>214191

Alright then

 No.214194

File: 1425165062949.jpg (22.47 KB, 397x347, 397:347, 1378513666607_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>214191
… nope nothing down there …

 No.214196

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
She needs to be our drummer!!!

 No.214197

File: 1425165332255.jpg (1.06 MB, 2343x3600, 781:1200, chloe_moretz_greeting_fans….jpg)

>>214195

Its true

 No.214200

File: 1425165506576.jpg (666.04 KB, 2047x3600, 2047:3600, chloe_moretz_greeting_fans….jpg)

>>214198

You sound like emps

 No.214202

File: 1425165691406.jpg (2.32 MB, 1728x2592, 2:3, kiernan eating fries.jpg)

>tfw your mom comes down and buys you a double cheeseburger at wendy's

how are y'all perverts feelin'?

 No.214203

File: 1425165790874.jpg (91.47 KB, 640x640, 1:1, THSTkNI.jpg)

>>214202
Feeling hungry. How about you share that double cheeseburger.

 No.214204

File: 1425165837666.jpg (1.05 MB, 2411x3600, 2411:3600, chloe_moretz_greeting_fans….jpg)

>>214201

Emps has a great mind? new to me

 No.214206

File: 1425165991052.jpg (954.23 KB, 1277x1280, 1277:1280, 1280-55kr29n9rn5zyh68fz9tw….jpg)

>>214198
Last time I checked…

>>214199

He favors the snare

 No.214207

File: 1425166053678.jpg (99.97 KB, 634x840, 317:420, chloe_moretz_on_jimmy_fall….jpg)

>>214205

He just sits there all day ranting about jews

 No.214208

File: 1425166268894.jpg (710.25 KB, 2903x3195, 2903:3195, kiki lol.jpg)

>>214203
>tfw you can't transfer food over the internet

I wish I could.

 No.214210

File: 1425166386813.jpg (132.98 KB, 729x1024, 729:1024, chloe_moretz_on_jimmy_fall….jpg)

>>214209

In his eyes he is using it to full potential

 No.214211

File: 1425166486342.jpg (3.07 MB, 6208x8280, 776:1035, 07 - 6zKv0jZ.jpg)

>>214208
It's nice knowing that you would if you could. You're too kind

 No.214213

File: 1425166884318-0.jpg (1016.41 KB, 3000x4500, 2:3, Charlize Theron and Kriste….jpg)

File: 1425166884318-1.jpg (394.15 KB, 2048x1366, 1024:683, 1410698266266_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>214209
I have learned to share her with KStew… They are sister Waifus

 No.214215

File: 1425167419459-0.jpg (1.78 MB, 1536x2048, 3:4, 1411057534185_Chloe_Moretz….jpg)

File: 1425167419459-1.jpg (110.47 KB, 560x840, 2:3, Charlize Theron and Kriste….jpg)

File: 1425167419460-2.jpg (70.73 KB, 467x638, 467:638, tumblr_nf1msvOjPp1tq6pkxo1….jpg)

>>214214
No in this order (there is another)…

 No.214217

File: 1425167737408-0.jpg (161.35 KB, 449x600, 449:600, normal_HQPICS_Lorde_Photos….jpg)

>>214216
She is my secret love… Everything she puts out is stunning. Her voice is absolute sex…

 No.214218

File: 1425168369819.jpg (45.34 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 795785073956556259_1435890….jpg)


 No.214220

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 No.214222

File: 1425169399164.jpg (1.75 MB, 2928x4956, 244:413, chloe moretz gossip girl 1….jpg)


 No.214223

File: 1425169833577.jpg (1.84 MB, 2353x3000, 2353:3000, chloe_moretz_gossip_girl_1….jpg)


 No.214224

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 No.214226

File: 1425170125989-0.jpg (275.1 KB, 2317x3085, 2317:3085, chloe_moretz_allure_magazi….jpg)

>>214219
I tend not to post her as often as the other 2

 No.214228

File: 1425170617554.jpg (7.69 MB, 2700x4065, 180:271, chloe_moretz_gossip_girl_1….jpg)

>>214224
Subtle

>>214225

Hello.

 No.214229

File: 1425170827698.gif (852.45 KB, 500x283, 500:283, h5i9Icu.gif)


 No.214230

File: 1425170953354-0.jpg (48.14 KB, 594x396, 3:2, Lorde Lorde Performs in NY….jpg)

>>214227
And I do, Im not sure why I do not post her as much…

 No.214232

File: 1425171293536.jpg (353.01 KB, 1094x1500, 547:750, this exists.jpg)

dear god what am i looking at…

 No.214234

File: 1425171452998.jpg (607.62 KB, 1530x2308, 765:1154, chloe_moretz_ariving_at_la….jpg)

>>214231
Not sure…

 No.214235

File: 1425171502843-0.jpg (32.5 KB, 760x760, 1:1, Lorde-Bikini-Photos_-2014-….jpg)

Affirmative!!

 No.214237

File: 1425171704186.jpg (1.43 MB, 2106x3000, 351:500, chloe_moretz_hick_premiere….jpg)

>>214236
A lot of things, none of them particularly interesting or important.

 No.214238

File: 1425171717299.gif (1.95 MB, 500x448, 125:112, af3JRLB.gif)

>>214236
Incredible

 No.214240

>>214232
pepe's first kiss

 No.214241

File: 1425172007727.jpg (153.91 KB, 687x1000, 687:1000, chloe_moretz_arriving_at_l….jpg)

>>214239
A few days ago, yes.

>>214238
>>>/s/63

 No.214242

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>214239
I don't know how to thank you.. take this, I hope it allows you to lead the right path of life

 No.214244

File: 1425172368440.gif (424.26 KB, 480x270, 16:9, tumblr_mqei41LD0j1sc7s90o1….gif)

>>214241
>>214243
I only have 100GB of space left and counting, you're trying to kill my laptop; I know it.

 No.214246

File: 1425172468538.jpg (214.06 KB, 712x1222, 356:611, chloe_moretz_leaving_casti….jpg)

>>214243
Gandalf, I even bothered to use charcoal.

>>214244
Get an external hard drive, they don't cost much.

 No.214248

File: 1425172666797.jpg (392.34 KB, 1680x2525, 336:505, chloe_moretz_leaving_casti….jpg)

>>214247
Maybe one day.

 No.214250

File: 1425172779370.jpg (121.3 KB, 696x960, 29:40, 9F7.jpg)

Booooorrred

 No.214251

File: 1425172742458.jpg (345.26 KB, 599x846, 599:846, 1422544235794.jpg)

>>214245
Teens are the best ^^

>>214246
I don't even know what I would put on it. Definitely not porn.

All your business with the court finished yet? Any plans on what to do with the $ you got from it?

 No.214252

File: 1425172809479-0.jpg (1.34 MB, 1333x1812, 1333:1812, Kristen-Stewart-Elle-Magaz….jpg)

>>214250
Faaaaaapppp

 No.214254

File: 1425172943905.jpg (79.26 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1422826168219.jpg)

>>214252
Not at work!

>>214253

Heyhey

 No.214255

File: 1425172997791.jpg (1.05 MB, 2026x3000, 1013:1500, chloe_moretz_variety_power….jpg)

>>214249
One of the Chloë probably, not sure which, there's probably nearly a hundred now of her, or more.

>>214251
Why not porn?

No, I have to return on Monday again, they still haven't selected a jury.

It was a couple hundred dollars… so nothing.

>>214250
Get drunk.

 No.214257

It's 22:22 PM and the temperature is 22.2 C.

How about that.

 No.214258

File: 1425173068628-0.jpg (211.26 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, Kristen-Stewart-2.jpg)

>>214254
just go to the handicapped stall and go nuts (no pun Nintendo)

 No.214260

File: 1425173149849.jpg (82.81 KB, 770x1158, 385:579, 4DQpjUtzLUwmJZZCza4MDTF2Tk….jpg)

>>214259
Maaaaybe one day.

 No.214262

File: 1425173226678.gif (1.85 MB, 231x246, 77:82, fuck the police comin stra….gif)

Alright, later homies. I'm going to a shisha bar with some buddies.

See y'all perverts later.

 No.214263

File: 1425173300480.jpg (88.5 KB, 630x946, 315:473, 10968522_876845709034126_4….jpg)

>>214261
I-i don't want to…

>>214262
Goodbye.

 No.214264

File: 1425173326819.jpg (201.13 KB, 1280x854, 640:427, Chloe's Beautiful Smile.jpg)

Good morning.

 No.214266

File: 1425173371125-0.jpg (168.31 KB, 1650x1238, 825:619, kristen-stewart-hq-photosh….jpg)

>>214264
Hey DVT!! Im here!!

 No.214267

File: 1425173371514.jpg (170.48 KB, 1000x1521, 1000:1521, wikhrnhcm-0.jpg)

>>214264
Hello.

 No.214268

File: 1425173395454.jpg (124.89 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1424144011364-1.jpg)

>>214256
Just another day in the life of me. You guys almost made me Chloe-relapse earlier! But i shall not do it!

>>214255
No! Well it might help with the whole crush thing…

>>214258
Lol, dont give me any ideas!

 No.214270

File: 1425173489416.jpg (298.21 KB, 556x800, 139:200, meika_woollard_11.jpg)

>>214257
It's a sign.

>>214265

I would be more inclined to do that than post them here, but still, not at the moment.

>>214268
Crush thing?

 No.214271

File: 1425173519049.jpg (93.72 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10997716_939630959388580_8….jpg)

>>214264
Good Morning

>>214262
Good night

>>214269

Good lawd…fine. At least Im not home to drift back into her world

 No.214272

File: 1425173604892.png (1.26 MB, 1280x532, 320:133, 1425125928342.png)

>>214270
I like Meika. Post her more. Yeah just the girl i like.

 No.214274

File: 1425173656032.gif (991.85 KB, 500x281, 500:281, l-lewd.gif)

>>214272
I'm sure you do like her, baka!

 No.214275

File: 1425173717966.jpg (299.19 KB, 925x1200, 37:48, emily-bdidonato-bby-bjean-….jpg)

>>214270

Maybe God is trying to say you need 2 cheer up :).

 No.214276

>>214264
Hey Darren, I'll talk to you later. Heading out now.

 No.214277

File: 1425173808446.jpg (19.57 KB, 192x176, 12:11, Awesome.jpg)


 No.214278

File: 1425173845487.jpg (89.32 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1424146570497-0.jpg)

>>214273
Work

>>214274
What?! She is a cute Aussie is all lol

 No.214279

File: 1425173789550.jpg (60.66 KB, 403x604, 403:604, utfm0_22z6c.jpg)

>>214275
A-and how would I do that?

 No.214280

File: 1425174061467.jpg (78.87 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 445623981517377497_1435890….jpg)


 No.214282

File: 1425174201431.jpg (105.25 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1345010853081.jpg)

>>214278
That better be all you think!

 No.214283

File: 1425174222793.jpg (98.84 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Buk6WjRCUAAgOZd.jpg)

>>214279

Honestly I have no idea. I must have some kind of superpower to not have killed myself yet.

 No.214284

>>214270
stumbled across some russian preteen model bots on twitter looking her up

creepy

 No.214285

File: 1425174342883.jpg (101.32 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1425160011844-2.jpg)

>>214280
That Bailee. That issue that I own…you guys are doing it on purpose! Just say no to Chloe!!

>>214281

Its going. Thats for sure. Where? Idk

>>214282
O-of course! Though that bikini pic b4 was nice…

 No.214286

File: 1425174452070.jpg (29.35 KB, 747x479, 747:479, Get Out of My Way.jpg)

>>214284
Why's it the 3rd month already?!?

 No.214288

File: 1425174498015.gif (180.6 KB, 268x367, 268:367, Bye Bye.gif)

I'm off to the resto. I'll be here when I get there.

 No.214289

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>>214283
The superpower of not being unhappy.

>>214284
Strange for you, there's nothing disreputable about her or anything, she was even featured on some Australian morning news show a while back.

>>214285
Y-yes, nice.

 No.214290

File: 1425174543260.gif (5.71 MB, 350x510, 35:51, ntz0.gif)

>>214255
Anyone ever finding the stuff on there would be too horrible to justify. ^^

Sounds.. inefficient

 No.214291

File: 1425174690984.jpg (447.86 KB, 1500x2230, 150:223, Summer Glau 1_2.jpg)

>>214288
Goodbye.

>>214290
It's just porn…

It is, but I still get paid.

 No.214292

File: 1425174706508.jpg (83.39 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 469456406026456626_1435890….jpg)

>>214285
I just seen it and knew I had to post it here. But say yes to Chloe!

 No.214293

File: 1425174867871.jpg (93.77 KB, 537x807, 179:269, http://40.media.tumblr.com….jpg)

>>214287
Nah, well maybe. But Im just sitting around cuz nothing is going on atm

>>214289
Ill be saving it later

>>214292
You were smart to do it. And No!

 No.214294

File: 1425174914736.jpg (133.82 KB, 1250x1882, 625:941, Summer Glau - Comic Con 20….jpg)

>>214293
fuggin paedophile, someone should gas you.

 No.214296

File: 1425174967439.webm (1.09 MB, 846x756, 47:42, 1424753995873.webm)

>>214291
But keeping GBs and GBs of it is kinda weird.

So you actually ended up getting paid for 2 days due to them postponing things, or it would've taken 2 days anyway?

 No.214297

File: 1425175046937.jpg (250.7 KB, 936x1344, 39:56, full-emily-didonato-171309….jpg)

>>214289

You make me feel proud of myself.

 No.214298

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>>214289
holy shit, I just found the girl on American sniper

 No.214299

File: 1425175362865.jpg (125.68 KB, 1500x1999, 1500:1999, summer-glau.jpg)

>>214296
Encrypt it then, no guy who sees it would care anyway, they'd probably be impressed.

It shouldn't have taken two days, third day on Monday, but I get paid anyway. So soon to be $330 dollars for listening to music for a few hours and not doing anything.

>>214297
You should be, most people in your situation become apathetic and suicidal.

>>214298
I saw that yesterday. So much batriotism and freedom :DDD

 No.214300

File: 1425175711152.jpg (95.68 KB, 640x640, 1:1, http://36.media.tumblr.com….jpg)

>>214294
Lmao, and who will be your leader??

>>214295

Fucking hell no. I literally just saw her roommate though. If only she could make it easy and say she knows I like her and then go tell her I wouldnt have to do this!

 No.214301

File: 1425175825986.jpg (122.7 KB, 800x1202, 400:601, Alisa-Bragina3969122.jpg)

>>214300
I hadn't considered that, if all the pedos here were gassed there would be maybe two users. They can fight to the death for the glory of being board owner I guess.

 No.214303

File: 1425176425009.jpg (2.62 MB, 2301x3457, 2301:3457, 1424073152210.jpg)

>>214301

Exactly! We must stay alive to fight the good ol waifuist fight!

 No.214310

File: 1425177913352.jpg (131.86 KB, 549x800, 549:800, chloe_moretz_arriving_king….jpg)

>>214303
Making the world a better place one waifu post at a time. gib nobel peace prize now pls.

 No.214313

File: 1425178671328.jpg (1.16 MB, 2378x3600, 1189:1800, 1424737937124.jpg)

>>214310
With an image of Chloe on the medal?

 No.214314

File: 1425178869977.jpg (130.65 KB, 540x800, 27:40, chloe_moretz_arriving_king….jpg)

>>214313
She's so cute, so yes.

 No.214317

File: 1425179928841.png (482.03 KB, 400x580, 20:29, 1402765994539.png)

I just killed a spider.

 No.214318

File: 1425180354448.jpg (114.08 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 57545477.jpg)


 No.214322

>>214317
What did the spider do to you?!

 No.214324

File: 1425181146764.gif (493.16 KB, 500x213, 500:213, M3aVyQu.gif)

>>214322

It was born.

 No.214326

File: 1425181260100.jpg (48.27 KB, 528x720, 11:15, 1424561753880.jpg)

tfw a waifu bashes you over the head with a rock and steals your car

 No.214328

File: 1425181419715.jpg (217.38 KB, 1450x2176, 725:1088, 1425177673077.jpg)

>>214314
That she is!

>>214316

I dont really want to "cheat" my way in unless it happens naturally. I did just see her n her roommate leaving n i did just only ask her how she was doing while mistakenly ignoring the roommate completely lol

 No.214330

>>214324
Poor spiderfriend.

>>214326
>Waifu is a chav
Should have seen that one coming

 No.214331

File: 1425181986333.jpg (160.63 KB, 1050x1600, 21:32, 1418839802236-1.jpg)

>>214328

too much ass

 No.214332

File: 1425182057370.jpg (101.33 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1425092425328.jpg)

>>214331
Pfft, i think its fine! Though Elles is just right

 No.214334

>>214331
You saw American Sniper, didn't you?

 No.214337

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>>214332
Elle is taking advantage of the situation.

Now Cara and Taylor have it on lock.

>>214334
I did.

 No.214338

>>214337
And did you like it?

 No.214339

File: 1425182413637-0.jpg (90.31 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 126-ts.jpg)

>>214338
I thought it was one the most realistic depiction of PTSD.

But speaking as a whole I did like it.

 No.214340

File: 1425182558923.jpg (821.5 KB, 1350x1719, 150:191, 1424107519400-0.jpg)

>>214337
Theirs arent bad but I like mine a little bigger

 No.214342

>>214339
I liked it too, except maybe the occasional blind patriotism displayed by Kyle.

 No.214344

File: 1425183058704.mp4 (7.8 MB, 630x350, 9:5, smalle.mp4)

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 No.214345

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>>214342

I didn't much care for the segments of family drama, but they were pretty essential for the type of movie Eastwood was trying to deliver. Also I'm given to believe that the parts with the Iraqi sniper were a fabrication, not by Kyle but by the screenwriter.

 No.214346

File: 1425183125831.jpg (21.79 KB, 470x459, 470:459, 1405179100971.jpg)

>>214342

do you think i should watch it

 No.214348

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 No.214353

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>>214348
Lulu plz! Lol

>>214349

True. I feel like though by inadvertently ignoring her roommate, I may have made it clear i like her which I think works for me

 No.214355

>>214345
They weren't too long, and they were essential, so I was okay with them.

That doesn't surprise me, it is a movie after all. There were some very memorable scenes regadless though, like the one with the little boy trying picking up the rocket launcher thing.

>>214346
Doubt it, it's one of the least war glorifying films I've seen, but it is soldier glorifying. Not to mention especially earlier on it's like Chris Kyle just got his patriotism chip switched on.

 No.214357

>>214348
*_*7 pour one out for our fallen bro

 No.214358

File: 1425184177895.jpg (108.75 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1424123999494-4.jpg)

>>214354
>>214354
We shall see. Ill consider it

 No.214360

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>>214359
Of course. You are the Love Guru himself! I checked the name like 2 hours ago just to be sure lol

 No.214362

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>>214361
>>214361
I know. Timing really is the only issue. I mean if the cameras worked, id just wait til they left their room then run to "bump" into them lol

 No.214366

File: 1425186067709.jpg (84.01 KB, 400x600, 2:3, 1416584373788-2.jpg)

>>214364

Chloe laughs a lot.

 No.214369

File: 1425186151776.jpg (20.7 KB, 640x480, 4:3, atcine.jpg)

>ohHVaginaI

 No.214371

File: 1425186196272-0.jpg (112.09 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10948710_345615695638733_1….jpg)

File: 1425186196272-1.jpg (144.21 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10983653_1062974703801100_….jpg)

eryytu

 No.214372

File: 1425186285820-0.jpg (393.79 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 1423540277858.jpg)

>>214366

I like her more than that sickly looking brunette.

 No.214374

File: 1425186284172.jpg (60.21 KB, 602x301, 2:1, Freudstein.jpg)

Oh shit. Now that you mentioned Chloë I recalled that yesterday I had another Chloë dream. But it was shared with someone else.

I dreamt that I was killing Chloë AND my "girlfriend". I interpreted that dream as an impulse of mine to get rid of relationships or emotional atachments. And it felt so good. I wonder what mah gurl would say if I tell her that I dreamt that I was killing her and I loved it.

 No.214375

File: 1425186351591.gif (930.29 KB, 200x133, 200:133, lol.gif)

>>214373
What? Why? That trip was perfect. If you won't use it anymore, give it to me. I don't even mind if you know my trip. I trust you.

 No.214376

File: 1425186436926.jpg (341.57 KB, 1280x827, 1280:827, Brando.jpg)

>>214362
Whose feet are those?

 No.214378

File: 1425186650732.jpg (6.55 MB, 4996x2764, 1249:691, 1414690909920.jpg)

>>214372

What sickly looking brunette?

 No.214380

File: 1425186921685.jpg (50.67 KB, 423x423, 1:1, 1358232509066.jpg)

>>214369
>Fornication

 No.214381

>>214377
>exposing a trip

 No.214382

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>>214377
>forni
>having a father

Do you even psychoanalysis? Anyone can tell I didn't have a father, man. ;-;

And now that you posted the tripcode here for everyone to see you rent it useless. I don'r trust you anymore. This gif is for you. </3

 No.214383

>>214378

The Scottish one with the big butt.

 No.214384

http://a.pomf.se/hgsxjj.mp4



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 No.214386

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 No.214387

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>>214385
Is that why you're always seeking women's approval?

 No.214389

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>>214376
>>214376
If Im not mistaken, Amber Montana

 No.214390

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>>214383

Lauren? She doesn't look sickly to me, more like creepy. Like a girl who pretends to be normal but one night she stabs you to death for fun.

 No.214391

>>214385

 No.214393

File: 1425187652374.jpg (67.24 KB, 250x309, 250:309, tumblr_mt8s84Irs51rsr6wqo7….jpg)

>>214388
I don't seek their approval. I seek their company. I was raised in a family of women by women. I feel more comfortable around women than men. In high school I had more female friends than male ones.

 No.214395

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>>214099
I know this was hours and hours ago, but I kind of like this approach, even though lewdness makes me feel bad.

That is all.

 No.214396

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>>214393
> I feel more comfortable around women than men

Guess who always said the same thing lel

 No.214398

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>>214394
I don't know how anybody works and I don't care about pussy honestly. I am actively refusing sex right now with this girl I know. In real life I'm different from who I am on the internet. Sex to me is just fantasy. The physical thing is boring and I don't like it. Every time I had sex it just felt like masturbation with someone else's body and it was horrible because there was another person in there. It wasn't just me. It makes me feel violated somehow. Later I found out that is all because of the disorder and it made me feel more comfortable with it. More normal.

>>214396
Am i supposed to know who that guy is?

 No.214399

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>>214397
Sometimes. ;_;

 No.214400

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 No.214402

>>214386

did u see this one?

>>214344

 No.214403

File: 1425188419189.jpg (136.84 KB, 640x640, 1:1, bcc61de2371011e3b4cb22000a….jpg)

Hallo kameraden..

 No.214404

>>214399
I do too. But I mean your waifu not mine because I actually have respect for my waifu

 No.214405

File: 1425188550531.jpg (424.72 KB, 1280x1842, 640:921, 1420790792069.jpg)

>>214400
:(

>>214401

I feel bad about it tho. Makes me feel like a degenerate.

>>214404
;__________;

 No.214407

File: 1425188540935.jpg (111.62 KB, 239x244, 239:244, dfgdfg.jpg)

>>214398
If you pay literally any attention to the internet you absolutely should know who christian weston chandler is

 No.214408

File: 1425188728688.png (95.45 KB, 465x343, 465:343, 1393132704865.png)

>>214401
I think about it too. A lot. Just don't feel like actually doing anything.

>>214407
Then I don't.

>>214402
Now I did. Good, good. Where is it from?

 No.214410

File: 1425188916819.png (140.66 KB, 559x556, 559:556, 1369466228810.png)

>all these degenerates fapping to their waifu

 No.214411

File: 1425188939068.jpg (96.34 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10979636_1553904471554656_….jpg)

>>214407
Is he still on jail?
>>214406
Hey bro, how's it going?

 No.214412

>>214410

Don't place all the blame on them.

Each man has his limits when confronted with almost non-stop lewdity.

 No.214413

>>214411
Nah he had a court date a few weeks back though

 No.214414

File: 1425189022105.jpg (584.18 KB, 1280x1291, 1280:1291, ts_cosmo-france-1414706312.jpg)

>>214409
That feel. Do you still feel bad or did it go away? How does other people being lewd about her make you feel?

 No.214415

>>214414
I think lewd thoughts about my waifu sometimes but when other people do it I get angry and leave my pc for awhile

 No.214416

File: 1425189268509.jpg (116.01 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1043911_145683862299198_31….jpg)

>>214409
Me too but when it comes to the real thing it just feels so boring to me. And uncomfortable. I can't deal with having somebody else there. I would prefer if they were mindless zombies.

 No.214417

File: 1425189290164.jpg (121.56 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 647c2350af8011e39e5e1253aa….jpg)

>>214415
Who is your waifu?

 No.214418

File: 1425189367051.jpg (849.29 KB, 2800x1867, 2800:1867, 494851095.jpg)

>>214415
I usually stay at my computer and call them names.

 No.214421

Oh my God.

dat kiss at the end

I was not expecting that.

 No.214422

File: 1425189636951.jpg (677.84 KB, 1280x1806, 640:903, 6PYVJzP.jpg)

>>214420
>I'm getting better at taking shit like that as a grain of salt
This is something I'm trying to learn and failing miserable at. :(

 No.214423

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>214421

Forgot embed

 No.214424

File: 1425189760858.jpg (97.05 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 477f2dc4107011e3b1f822000a….jpg)

>>214420
Cool. Feeling nostalgic?

 No.214425

>>214417
Emma Watson

>>214418
what kind of names?

 No.214426


 No.214427

File: 1425189822568.jpg (195.4 KB, 843x1595, 843:1595, OBCb8.jpg)

>>214420
I know what you mean. I love that feeling but at the same time I don't. I can't deal with the invasion. Like…I can't really connect, you know? Emotionally. It feels apathetic. I don't feel connected. I don't feel what I was supposed to feel. Just the adrenaline, etc. I don't feel the intimacy and a big part of the pleasure.

 No.214428

File: 1425190120165-0.png (165.62 KB, 451x176, 41:16, aurora.png)

File: 1425190120165-1.jpg (19.91 KB, 551x187, 551:187, ayy lmao.jpg)

File: 1425190120165-2.png (281.59 KB, 701x326, 701:326, keep it civil lads.png)

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 No.214429

File: 1425190131111.jpg (93.19 KB, 1020x1080, 17:18, 211_1414633348302-1.jpg)

>>214425
Nice..
>>214426
That tweet gave me a weird mixture of feelings. Thanks.

 No.214431

File: 1425190253734.jpg (82.45 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 33bafba4e43a11e299de22000a….jpg)

>>214428
Marry
Kiss
Kill
Fuck
>>214430
Yeah, I've heard of it.

 No.214432

File: 1425190292193.jpg (133.2 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 11021082_948499898501686_7….jpg)

>>214430
>>214430
Oh was Amanda so much my first waifu. Good times. Good times.

 No.214433

File: 1425190452395.jpg (437.24 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 1420749763458.jpg)

>>214425
Well, not names specifically. I usually just say "fuck off" or "kill yourself".

>>214430

I dunno. Whereas you seem to get down about it, I react angrily. It sucks and I've been this way for a while.

 No.214434

File: 1425190415510.jpg (101.94 KB, 540x720, 3:4, 1466272_175505379317046_11….jpg)

>>214430
It's me, not them. They're fine. They are more than fine. It's just that I can't really feel the thing. I wish I could though. But then I wish I don't because that would make me weaker. In the sense that I would crave for people, which I don't even like to think about.

Now I have this girl wanting to be my girlfriend and have a serious thing with me and I keep running from her. She wants the D and she wants it hard. We have a thing since we were 15. But now that she wants it to get physical and a relationship, I just can't.

 No.214435

File: 1425190575888.png (2.75 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2015-02-19-12-0….png)

Johnny Walker Double Black is delicious.

Hope you bros are having a good night.

 No.214436

File: 1425190668890-0.jpg (290.43 KB, 1063x1198, 1063:1198, 1420195596918.jpg)

>>214435

>Double Black


Those bastards killed off my favorite, the Green Label for that.

 No.214437

File: 1425190667422.jpg (103.3 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1421958300760.jpg)

>>214435
Heeey bro! Going ok so far..

 No.214438

>>214433
That's not very nice

 No.214439

>>214435
Really? I didn't much like it when I tried it.

 No.214440

File: 1425190791504.jpg (1.12 MB, 3418x2279, 3418:2279, Barbara-Palvin-Feet-133082….jpg)

>>214435
Laters

N hey Lue

 No.214441

File: 1425190805485-0.jpg (336.62 KB, 1374x1754, 687:877, 1421283960822.jpg)

tfw Kiki wrote a bunch of lewd shit all over your waifu's naked body

In permanent marker too

 No.214444

File: 1425190878873.gif (2.99 MB, 211x222, 211:222, 1394025495628.gif)

>>214435
Kind of good. Spilling my guts out with Stevis for some reason.

How are you doing tonight, sir?

 No.214445

File: 1425190955717.jpg (109.48 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1421325889691.jpg)

>>214440
Laters bro..
>>214442
Ed Edd & Eddy and Scooby Doo were my shit. Spent way too much time watching those..

 No.214446

File: 1425190979799.jpg (813.88 KB, 3011x4524, 3011:4524, 1420842222274.jpg)

>>214438
Being lewd isn't nice!

>>214441
w-what?

>>214442

Well it's good you feel you've improved. I definitely haven't. I don't know how to.

 No.214448

File: 1425191275103.gif (1022.83 KB, 450x338, 225:169, shadegang.gif)

>>214444
>four fours

 No.214449

>>214448
illermenati confirmed

 No.214451

>>214444
I-it's okay, I've understood and agree with everything you have said about sex so far. You're not the only person

 No.214452

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 No.214453

>>214446
Keep trying you'll get there

 No.214454

File: 1425191679862.jpg (114.86 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10963950_343838885824390_1….jpg)

>>214450
I don't remember that one. Most of the episodes didn't made any sense.

 No.214455

File: 1425191644695.jpg (1.66 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1421010201909.jpg)

>>214450
I've given it plenty of time and I've been exposed to it plenty though. :(
I am trying alternative reactions. It's very difficult to remember in the heat of the moment though and reacting angrily is just so instinctual. I'll keep at it though.
>its up to you if you want to do something about it, cause you're the only person that can change you
Very true.
I appreciate you writing this to help me. <3

>>214453
:)

 No.214456

File: 1425191663943.jpg (12.21 KB, 334x255, 334:255, dude_1.jpg)

>>214451
Why do you feel that way?

 No.214457

File: 1425191934878.jpg (816.98 KB, 1350x1719, 150:191, 1422977406060.jpg)

>>214445
>>214443
Huh? I wasnt leaving silly rabbits. At least not yet

 No.214458

File: 1425192064934.jpg (188.72 KB, 853x1280, 853:1280, 1424349546193-2.jpg)

>>214442
Man was i?! I use to record All That on VHS. Just her episodes lol

 No.214459

File: 1425192086857.jpg (127.19 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, B-aMhO7CMAAxzrG.jpg large.jpg)

>>214457
My mistake, sir.. hi <3

 No.214460

>>214456
Well, it is a little different. I simultaneously crave love and intimacy, but it also terrifies me. I suspect it is something I would hate so I have never gone looking for it and don't plan to.

As to why I feel that way, I have no idea. I hate emotional intimacy of any kind, not just the romantic kind. Emotional people make me very anxious and uncomfortable. So unlike you I prefer to hangout with guys, they usually are more stoic. Women just make me uncomfortable.

 No.214462

File: 1425192461126.jpg (126.5 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1422519285208.jpg)

>>214459
Lol its cool. Hey

>>214461

Lol Idk, like 27? She went batshit crazy but sometimes Id watch old episodes and just remember the good times

 No.214463

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>>214461
CKND was pretty good. The only show I really really watched as a kid was The Simpsoms. Fucking loved that shit, even made my mom decorate my room with Simpsoms stuff.
>>214462
How's it going bro?

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>>214458

Guess who didn't attend Lexee's birthday party?

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>>214463
Bored as hell. When the most recent highlight of the night was addressing a noise complaint in the residence, you know things are dull lol

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>The Simpsoms

Pardon my retardation.
>>214465
I know bro..

 No.214467

>>214463
Something has confused me for a while, why isn't Joey in your trip?

>>214465
Doesn't that mean you're basically being paid to post here? Sounds amazing, pls hire

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>>214460
> I simultaneously crave love and intimacy, but it also terrifies me

This. It's partially because I can't feel it. I have desperate need to be alone and I can't really connect with other people. Even friends. And sometimes they notice that.

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>>214467
Because I was a kikifag when I first came here.

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>>214470
I wish you would have remained that way.

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