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"Waifu" - While we know and accept the true original meaning of waifu in the anime culture, we commonly use it in a non-serious form to describe all kinds of 'waifuing' of all levels. Don't be foolish to take it seriously.

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 No.218833[Last 50 Posts]

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 No.218838

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First

 No.218839

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Dead sisters is sooo last year. We're already past that trend.

 No.218840

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>>218812
Good :)

>>218813
Lewis ♥

>>218816
She looked a lot better in that recent pic
I fell in love lol

>>218817
S-sorry ♥

>>218821
I was missing a question mark

 No.218841

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>>218838

>not even the rillest

 No.218842

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>>218836
It might be the case that a sacrifice is necessary so that a large amount of waifu essence can be gathered into a single entity.

 No.218843

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>>218840
You're not even sorry. Everyone except me.

 No.218844

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>>218830
Perhaps the very fact that you're not a waifuist is the very reason you are the most enlightened of us.

 No.218845

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>>218842
So waifus are indeeda kind of vampire. It was obvious already.

 No.218847

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 No.218848

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>>218840
Oh i agree. I just have more at home. I think i posted all i have

 No.218849

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>>218846

You've got a tiger by the tail.

Don't waste this opportunity to get a tattoo on the inside of your lip.

 No.218850

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>>218846
Oh that sucks. I know I need to fix a filling. Why you boycotting?

 No.218851

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>>218841
You should want a bad chick like this

>>218843
Im playing League, so rushing posts sorry :(

>>218846

Oh cool, I need to do that

Why? :O

 No.218853

File: 1425692990686.webm (7.8 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, lipgloss.webm)

>>218851

I forgot the rest of the song because I have a different one stuck in my head.

 No.218854

File: 1425692976448.jpg (109.07 KB, 640x360, 16:9, happy psychopathic canniba….jpg)

God I love how happy he looks when he's eating.

You know how hard he's worked for every meal.

 No.218855

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>>218852

Waifu Life

This annoying rich girl that used to have sex with everyone in my class got Thug Life tattooed on the inside of her lip.

 No.218857

File: 1425693333573.jpg (51.95 KB, 640x640, 1:1, debbyr.jpg)

Looks like Debby is wearing no pants or underwear and is begging to get her ass hole eaten out.

 No.218858

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>>218852
Poor K. He would be mad but he might be 2 high to notice

 No.218859

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>>218840
y-yeah I slept pretty well

>>218846

I didn't know I could wear my latex to the dentist

why?

>>218857
It looks like that is exactly what's happening

 No.218860

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Winners don't use drugs

 No.218862

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>>218861
>

 No.218863

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>tfw bf

 No.218864

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>>218857
Hey Lewdbro. That doesnt even look like her at first glance. Hot pic though

 No.218866

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yay I found my veganfu folder

>>218863
does that make you the gf?

>>218865

n-no

 No.218867

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>>218863
I can't even tell who that is from the picture.

 No.218868

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 No.218870

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>>218868
… yeah even after reverse image searching I still have no idea who this is.

 No.218871

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>>218852
Dont be mean :P

>>218853
Fancy is my fav by her

would chase after school

>>218859
good

>>218863
no bf ;-;

 No.218873

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>>218870
it's ausbanji

>>218871
do you usually hang around outside of schools chasing little girls?

 No.218874

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 No.218875

File: 1425694478239.jpg (101.66 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1420452121470.jpg)

>putting cheddar cheese on pizza

 No.218876

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>>218866
>>218873
Isn't she that girl who posts pictures of her asshole on tumblr?

 No.218877

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>>218875
>putting cheese on food

>>218876
wow no you pervert

 No.218878

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>>218872
Nah you're a softie

>>218873
Its my favourite hobby

 No.218879

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>>218873
>banji

oh that explains why I don't know anything about her

 No.218880

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>>218876
Slava ♥

 No.218881

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Ugh. I dislike waking up.

 No.218882

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 No.218883

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>>218881
I like it when you've woken up though.

 No.218884

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>>218877

>only eating banancakes and drinking shamrock smoothies.

 No.218885

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>>218877
I'm pretty sure she does.

>>218880
>>218882
Ohayou Gozaimasu.

 No.218887

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>>218881 (You)
… and hello, everybody.

>>218883
That makes one of us.

 No.218888

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>>218878
hnnnnnnnng

would you chase me after school?

>>218879
it seems like something you might be into

>>218884
the two food groups

>>218885
post proof then

>>218881
good morning dtv

 No.218889

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>>218885
Just woke up again?

>>218886

I think you would be

>>218888
I'd chase you all day. Until you collapsed in a sweaty heap

 No.218890

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 No.218891

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>>218887

Morning

 No.218892

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>>218888
I don't remember her tubmlr, but from what I can recall, she was pretty lewd and also kind of bitchy.
Must be a vegan thing.

>>218889
You know it.

 No.218894

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>>218889
s-sounds like a fun game :3

>>218887
that >(you) really really confused me for a little while, I thought there was some server screw up that confused our ips or something

>>218892
she didn't post her own butthole

epic

 No.218895

File: 1425695271983.jpg (1.39 MB, 1993x3000, 1993:3000, Chloe Moretz at the Carrie….jpg)

>>218891
Hey. Yes, I know. Let's not bring that up.

 No.218896

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>>218894
That was just my way of saying I'm greeting everyone.

 No.218897

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Ohohoho, yeeees. I just don't know why they're doing it in the summer instead of in February as usual.

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/horrorrelatednews/news/?a=116288

 No.218898

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>tfw you will never see Kiernan play a psychopathic teenaged killer
>you'll never see her torture grown men while sexually teasing them before she kills them

I just want to see her play that kind of character once.

 No.218899

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>>218892
>not inviting me to sleep with you
:(

>>218893

Yes :3
Like a teddy bear

>>218894
The funnest

 No.218900

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>>218897
>tfw final 7 episodes of Mad Men easing us into Hannibal Season 3
>Hannibal to take us through the summertime

I can't wait for next month.

 No.218901

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>>218898
How about having sex with them after she kills them? The killer loli thing has been done several times already. How about a necro loli?

 No.218902

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>>218901
She is too old to be a killer loli. I just want her to play a sadistic character because of my femdom fetish.

 No.218903

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>>218898
Wait until she's a little older and all things are possible.

>>218899
n-no homo, r-right?

 No.218904

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>>218900
>january jones

Is she good in the series? Because in X-Men she was fucking awful.

 No.218905

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>>218903
>get rekt
>don't reply

 No.218906

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>>218902
>tfw Chloë kind of already did the necro loli in let me in

Would you fuck an undead vampire loli?

 No.218908

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>>218906
that was ok because she was really a thousand year old vampire right?

 No.218909

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>>218903
S-sure j-just a little snuggle

>>218904
Shes beautiful though

>>218907

I do too, ill have to hug you some time :3

 No.218910

File: 1425696171330.jpg (Spoiler Image, 863.89 KB, 3000x1995, 200:133, nig.jpg)

Meds are kicking in. Gotta try to sleep now. See you later.

>>218908
300.

 No.218911

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>>218904
In the series she is a bitchy character, I didn't like her much in it although a lot of guys said they find her sexy. Kiernan has even said she doesn't like working with January despite her playing her mother for 8 years.

The best actresses on the show in my opinion are Elizabeth Moss and Christina Hendricks. Moss especially plays a very good character.

 No.218913

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 No.218914

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>>218910
Wow, forgot to spoiler that. Some mod do it for me pls. Jesus. Anyway, bye.

 No.218915

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>>218905
How did I get rekt?
I thought about replying but you would have got even more mad at me than you already are.

>>218909
:3

>>218910
What the fuck…

 No.218916

File: 1425696275356.jpg (14.43 KB, 299x282, 299:282, Cute Sleepy Chloe.jpg)

>>218914
Done. Night.

 No.218917

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>>218915
because of how super duper wrong you were I'm not mad nerd

 No.218918

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>>218903
I'm sure she will do something like that when she's older. Kiernan is the type of girl to challenge herself.

>>218906
>undead

Only if she drinks my blood

>>218910
>>218914
nighty night

 No.218919

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>>218910
Too lewd! :S

Good night ♥

>>218912

Sounds good!

>>218915
u-unless y-you wanted to

 No.218920

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aww she deleted her tumblr ;_;

>>218918
>blood

yeah

>>218915
also taytay is pretty

 No.218922

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>>218917
I'm not wrong.
I know for a fact she posts lewd pics of herself.

>>218918
Yeah. She's a good actress. I can see her getting a lot of good roles.

>>218919
At least buy me dinner first.

>>218920
Thanks.

 No.218923

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>>218921
Yeah. They broke up though :D :D

>>218922
O-ok, I can do that

 No.218924

File: 1425696827210.jpg (82.52 KB, 640x478, 320:239, Lauren Mayberry Sleeping.jpg)

I'll come back later maybe unless I successfully sleep the whole day or the rest of my life off.

Good night.

 No.218925

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>>218906
>tfw you will never fuck an undead vampire loli

 No.218927

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>>218926
He's exactly that. His fan girls are all bitches towards Lia too. Sooo happy when she got rid of him

 No.218928

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>>218924
Goodbye.

 No.218930

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>>218929
That might be a tad extreme. They are all just jealous that Lia is so beautiful

There was some post I laughed out loud at. It was like Lia is not hot enough for him.
I was like ROFL that guy is not hot enough for Lia!!

 No.218931

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>>218929

 No.218933

File: 1425697597689.gif (1.59 MB, 317x250, 317:250, 1336624461246.gif)

>>218930
>Lia is beautiful

 No.218934

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>>218924
have a good nap

>>218925
iktfb

 No.218935

In Let Me In, wasn't she supposed to be a castrated male

 No.218936

File: 1425697774110.jpg (34.7 KB, 574x551, 574:551, 1422403477771.jpg)

Is this Let Me In movie good? I haven't watched any Chloe movies in ages.

 No.218937

File: 1425697931961.webm (1.69 MB, 1280x718, 640:359, 1425177988554.webm)

>>218936

It's alright.

Close enough to the original to not be a train wreck.

 No.218938

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>>218932
Pretty much

>>218933
Shut up Emps..

Even if you dont like her you can say shes not a beautiful girl

 No.218939

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>>218935
Only in the Swedish version, naturally glorious 'merica made it less faggoty.

>>218936
I obviously like it a lot.

>>218938
Like maybe 3/10, would bang. But that's it.

 No.218940

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>>218939
You're just trolling me now

 No.218942

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>>218941
I would love that, but shes probably out of my league

 No.218943

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>>218940
Yes, but I am entirely indifferent to her. Maybe a 5/10. I like these pictures though, but that's it.

 No.218945

File: 1425698612962-0.gif (2.6 MB, 500x300, 5:3, stefanie hamburger.gif)

File: 1425698612962-1.jpg (163.51 KB, 426x640, 213:320, stefanie cat.jpg)

Hello friends.

 No.218946

File: 1425698690991.jpg (10.62 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 0.jpg)

I tought Lia was a stupid dumb slut

 No.218947

File: 1425698697059.webm (2.35 MB, 800x720, 10:9, 1399728330111.webm)

>>218945
Hail victory.

 No.218948

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>>218943
You can be indifferent to her, but shes no less than an 8/10. 10/10 for me

>>218944

haha

>>218945
Hey Heaven ♥

>>218946
Kill yourself :)

 No.218950

File: 1425699047219.webm (5.55 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Food Network.webm)

This show is hilarious. It just makes you hungry!

 No.218951

File: 1425699006003-0.jpg (103.89 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, stefanie did you like it.jpg)

File: 1425699006003-1.webm (1.37 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1400583762754.webm)

File: 1425699006003-2.webm (1.73 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, quiet waifu.webm)

File: 1425699006003-3.webm (2.95 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, quiet thumbs up_.webm)

>>218947
I was sure I had an extended version of that where it actually shows her sneaking around.

 No.218952

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>>218922
no lewder than the pics ava posts…

>>218925
I'm pretty sure it's just chloe you want

>>218927
who is he that he has fans?

>>218930
lis is hot enough for my benis

 No.218953

File: 1425699121085-0.jpg (1.19 MB, 2100x3304, 75:118, 1404573000094.jpg)

>>218948
WAY too old for 8/10, sorry.

>>218952
Yes, but any vampire loli will do fine too.

 No.218954

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>>218949
Thanks for the kind words but I will always have 0 confidence

>>218952
Some shitty youtube vlogger
https://www.youtube.com/user/lifewithJc

Lewd!

>>218953
-.-

 No.218955

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>>218935
that's sounds so fucking hot

>>218945
hi gamergirl poster

>>218946
sounds like your kind of girl

>>218953
tfw not a vampire loli who will always be a little girl

 No.218956

File: 1425699229887.webm (1.47 MB, 500x280, 25:14, 1405275776895.webm)

>>218951
I have this?

>>218952
Ava has never posted her private parts.
She's a saint.

 No.218958

File: 1425699350716.jpg (54.53 KB, 498x375, 166:125, 1368850897391.jpg)

>>218956
and neither has veganfu

>>218954
he's pretty obviously gay

 No.218959

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>>218951
Please for the love of Christ tell me your name doesn't start with a K

 No.218960

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>>218948
Hey friend didn't notice you saying hello.

>>218955
>hi gamergirl poster
I don't understand what that means.

>>218956
Hahahaha. I found it though.

 No.218961

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>>218959
My name starts with a B.

 No.218962

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>>218948
:( ok

>>218955
hey sounds like you, maybe you are Lia

 No.218963

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>>218954
W-what?

>>218955
I-if you were I could h-help you…

 No.218965

>>218961
Barry?

 No.218966

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>>218960
you're always posting that qtpi

>>218962
wow, too mean

>>218963
h-how do you help with that?

>>218961
bartholemeau?

 No.218967

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>>218958
If you say so.

>>218960
>>218961
She's so adorbs.

 No.218968

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>>218957
><
You're too nice

>>218958
I think hes a total faggot but idk
seems like all the girls I like go for that kind of guy

>>218960
How are you?

>>218963
Shes only 18! She is young

 No.218969

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>>218961
Thank God. I have a friend in real life who is also similarly obsessed with Stef Joosten like you are, and he's also a nazifag. It would just be weird if my friend happened to browse this board. I'm just happy you aren't him.

Btw, did you preorder a collectors edition yet?

 No.218971

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>>218966
W-well you're just a little girl, m-maybe I can get you blood and stuff

>>218968
>18
Literally a granny, please get her in the nursing home before she breaks a hip :)
If you get a high res photo of her I can probably see the lines and roughness of skin.

 No.218972

>>218966
Sorry cutie pie♥

 No.218973

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I love you guys so much. Sorry I'm such a douchebag.

 No.218974

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>>218973
>loving people

what a fag

 No.218976

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>>218973

screw you pedofag

 No.218977

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>>218964
>>218965
>>218966
Yeah, always posting her. That's why my trip is QUIET. I don't get gamergirl but "game girl" I would get.

And you will never, ever guess my name.

>>218967
The most adorbs. Did you watch the Lets Play series she was in?

It's 5 and a half 25 minute episodes of her staring at a camera reacting to scary things with her kind of cute friend. She plays in the first part then her friend takes over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-oN_F_3UTY

>>218968
I'm drinking tonight so I'm gonna be good.

>>218969
I'm a PC faggot so Kojima decided to fuck my ass double-time with no special edition and 2 weeks delay.

>>218973
Sorry I never post Cara anymore my friend.

 No.218978

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>>218976
given the choice to pick one and only one, would you molest a little boy or a little girl?

 No.218980

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>>218970
Awww, im so glad you think that way ♥♥♥
I do like to make sure everyone is welcome and happy

>>218971
Same age as Chloe :D :D
We can visit them in the nursing home together!

>>218973
You're not a douchebag at all
And I love you tons too ♥♥♥

>>218977
Ah good, I have been too. Flagging a bit now its 4am

 No.218981

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>>218977
:O
No I have never seen this.
Thanks so much.
I'm gonna watch it now.

 No.218982

>>218978
None. a little girl

 No.218983

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>>218979
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

no

>>218980
I'm JUST GETTING STARTED!

>>218981
Enjoy.

 No.218984

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>>218973
You're forgiven <3

>>218980
N-no SHUT YOUR HOLE, still a little princess. N-not like I'm less attracted to Chloe or anything

Silly deazy, princesses live in castles :3

 No.218986

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>>218985
Hey, I was nice too, why don't I get gushing praise?

 No.218988

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>>218982
>little girl

Good choice.

 No.218989

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>>218987
no u

 No.218992

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I don't want to make Pratai feel bad or anything but seeing what Saoirse turned into makes me sad as hell. Like what the fuck are those candids even?

 No.218993

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>>218990
I see how it is.

 No.218994

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>>218992
>tfw your saoirse ronan folder is called "biggirl"

 No.218995

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>>218967
classic

>>218968
you should become a total fag then, f-for girls

>>218971
what a sweety :3

>>218973
it's ok, I'm used to douchebags

 No.218997

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>>218992
post pictures of her plox

 No.218999

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Is there a reason you haven't been on Steam, Emps?

 No.219000

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>>218977

It's okay. I'm sure eventually you'll rush back to her warm embrace.

>>218980

I am. I just hope I act this way because of the crap I'm dealing with in real life and I'll be who you deserve when it passes.

I think stevis is right about you btw. Lia would be so much better off with you than with any of the men she's going to date, but you chose to waifu that kind of girl lol.

>>218992

May we see?

 No.219001

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>>218997
You mean Sersh? You mean presently or previously?

>>218998

I said you'll never get my name. No one here will ever fucking guess my name. Just consider me Rumpelstiltskin.

 No.219002

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>>218992
>>218994
I'll make you sad to see me fuccboi

 No.219004

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>>219002
Don't take it the wrong way! I like Saoirse Ronan, she is one actress I would love to see get bigger.

 No.219005

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>>219002
>>219004
>I like Saoirse Ronan, she is one actress I would love to see get bigger.
Uh yeah I like Saoirse too but I completely disagree with that. Please go back to being at least moderately petite.

 No.219006

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>>219004
ok I forgive you

 No.219007

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>>218983
What are you drinking?

>>218984
I didnt say she wasnt a princess! You pedo!

Ok we can visit Princess Chloe and Princess Lia in their castles :3

>>218985

You really are too kind.
I do need to build up my confidence for real life stuff but im working on it

>>218995
J-just f-for the girls y-yeah

>>219000
That might be affecting you, real life shit always affects people on here. But calling yourself a douchebag is not right. You're a nice and interesting person. Being opinionated is part of character

Thats really nice of you to say. ♥

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Night lovers and fuckers

nice games deazy you noob

 No.219009

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>>219008
nighty night

 No.219010

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>>219008
Good night ♥

I carried you so hard today ^^

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>>219008
I hope you die in your sleep and don't show up tomorrow.

Sleep well!

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>>219007
Whiskey and coke.

>>219008
Goodnight you silly Swede.

 No.219013

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>>219007
lia is such a cute pussy :3

 No.219015

>>219011
I'm not dvt but thanks anyway

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>>218996
I'm not good at talking about myself like that unless I'm drunk. I-i mention things I like… sometimes

>>218999
None really. Just more distracting than the chan is.

>>219001
Presently, is that right now in the third picture? S-she doesn't look that bad, maybe a few too many cheeseburgers.

>>219007
Good! Sorry, I can't help it, she's still perfect but I feel far less lust than I once did. Even with Chloe it's noticeable, with other women… most might as well be men for how attractive I find them.

I hope they build armies and fight each other.

>>219008
See ya bby

 No.219017

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>>219014
>if you put yourself out there and work hard for a girl, you'll get one no doubt. You just got to BELIIIIIIEVE

 No.219019

>>219016
Yes, more or less. She just looks so "sweatpants". Like that candid set alone is just really unflattering to me. But I still think she should lose some weight. It feels like such a fall from grace.

She was like this flawless petite ethereal being before.

 No.219021

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 No.219022

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>>219012
Never really got into whiskey, I should probably try it

>>219013
The cutest :3

>>219014

But I have a crippling fear of putting myself out there, but I get what you're saying ♥

>>219016
Its fine, some people just have a preference for younger girls. You just gotta date young looking 16 year olds

Haha. Waifu War 1

 No.219023

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>>219018
I've been drunk plenty of times since then.

>>219020

S-sorry, it wasn't bad advice…

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>>219022
Like Clawie was! :3 Except they're rare, most sixteen year olds are2old4me

 No.219025

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>>219021
why are women starting to think it's ok to be fat now?

 No.219026

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 No.219027

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>>219025
Laziness…I mean being proud of your body!

 No.219029

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>>219027
on the job?

 No.219030

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>>219024
She doesnt look that much different from 16 to 18 really. I think shes gone a lot quieter in public, but thats probably because shes just sick of the press
Find the rare ones :)

 No.219031

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>>219025
Feminism.

 No.219032

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 No.219033

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>>219032
What do you post from exactly? I'm always curious as to how you're finding free time to lurk in the background at work.

 No.219034

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>>219028
I understand, I just have terribly bad anxiety which makes it near impossible to do that I can talk more tomorrow with you, im falling asleep now though

 No.219035

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>tfw you stumble upon the instagram account of a teenage argie who loves frida, listens to lana del rey and posts 19th century art

 No.219036

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I'm off to bed good night much love ♥

 No.219038

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>>219033
Mi phone. Just hanging in the lobby waiting for drunk girls to come in lol

 No.219040

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>>219031
umm, I think it's more an acceptance of people's flaws. I don't know many tumblrites that are proficient in game theory

>>219034
sleep well then <3

 No.219041

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>>219028
Wait, when are we talking about?

I don't know, I don't often seem to be talking to you while I'm drunk. It might be because you're sleeping when I get drunk.

>>219030
To me she looks very different, very very different.

>>219036
Goodbye.

>>219035
Going to marry her?

 No.219044

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>>219042
great boobs but that moozac is turrible

 No.219045

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>>219035
sounds like future gf material for you. you should try to link up with her

>>219036
rip deazus

>>219038
drunks girls on a nightly basis? that sounds fun, but I imagine it's especially so given that it's friday. do you have a shift tomm too?

>>219040
You do realize game theory was sort of created over john nash observing how people hooked up in bars, right? you've seen a beautiful mind, haven't you? even if people don't understand game theory, they often behave according to it to fit whatever best suits their interests

 No.219047

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>>219043
I don't remember talking about anything important in the last three weeks…

Maybe 2am LA time.

 No.219048

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>>219045
now that I did not know. I haven't seen a beautiful mind but I am interested in game theory especially from an economics perspective

>>219046

good taste

 No.219050

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>>219036
Night

>>219045
Or whatever random stuff college kids do. But they are all pretty good kids most of the time

 No.219051

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>>219041
>>219045

She doesn't look that young. And I'm still 20. I'm going to try to get in touch tomorrow, I'll be asking for advice. Never tried this before but I have to at least talk to her.

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>>219049
I still don't remember what you're referring to.

Uhhh, um, John
November 15
2.5 children

 No.219053

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>>219035
>tfw you stumble upon the tumblr account of a 20 year old Aryan virgin girl who loves Goebbels, National Socialism and 19th century art
>tfw she deletes all accounts associated with her

 No.219054

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>>219053
>tfw you stumble upon the tumblr account of a 20 year old slutty vegan girl
>tfw she deletes all accounts associated with her

 No.219055

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>>219048
>I am interested in Game Theory but haven't watched the movie about Game Theory that won Best Picture and Best Director

you need to check it out sometime man

>>219051
Just talk to her about things you have in common

>>219053
>that was like, almost definitely a dude man

>>219050
does your job mostly consist of sitting there and letting people in?

>>219054
that one wasn't a man, simply a girl who started enjoying meat again

 No.219056

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>>219055
I will

fuck yourself

 No.219057

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>>219052
;-; worst day ever

 No.219058

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>>219055
no way, friend

I won't believe it

 No.219059

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Your waifu offers to let you kiss her, but only if she gets to stab you in the chest right after; she promises not to hit any vital organs!

Would you kiss her?

 No.219060

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>>219059

Only if she loved me.

 No.219061

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>>219057
S-sorry.

>>219059
Americans don't know geography, seems dangerous to trust her knowledge of anatomy

But probably.

 No.219063

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>>219060

How does her mother look?

Kiki is a ticking timebomb if you've seen her mommy…

 No.219064

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>>219055
My particular job, no. It's not what I was hired to do. Im just here to keep an eye on them/things while the office is closed. Like I just dealt with a noise complaint a few minutes ago

 No.219065

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>>219064

Do you ever get to hear any sex going on?

 No.219066

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>>219062
You've never told me your birthday or name, so I can't be blamed.

 No.219068

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>>219065
Lol no, at least not yet. Though as soon as I started my floor check, i bumped into two dudes kissing then on the very next floor, ended up walking behind a girl that was dripping wet in only a towel so the job has its pros and cons lol

 No.219070

File: 1425708050195.jpg (113.78 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, chloe_moretz_elle_style_aw….jpg)

>>219067
I barely read posts not directed towards me and pay almost no attention to steam chat.

 No.219072

File: 1425708167009.jpeg (94.86 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1425697694519.jpeg)

>>219069
Ya, black guy and rape. What could go wrong? Lol

 No.219074

File: 1425708215910.jpg (16.3 KB, 378x292, 189:146, 1360068809971.jpg)

>>219072
>>219073
stevis is right, she either has a rape fetish or not so thats a 50/50 shot right off

 No.219075

File: 1425708366329.jpg (1.28 MB, 1841x2999, 1841:2999, chloe_moretz_elle_style_aw….jpg)

>>219071
True excuses though.

 No.219076

File: 1425708418330-0.webm (2.57 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, quiet combat.webm)

File: 1425708418330-1.jpg (58.77 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10903626_950734478277604_1….jpg)

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>>219059
Yes, fuck. You just specified no vital organs. That's child's play.

 No.219077

File: 1425708482377.jpg (4.75 MB, 2667x4000, 2667:4000, 1421024663913.jpg)

>>219072

What's the worst that could happen?

I once grabbed a drunk girl's fanny at a party, it didn't take and she just went running off…right into a glass door

 No.219078

File: 1425708491769-0.jpg (710.25 KB, 2903x3195, 2903:3195, 1406503739549.jpg)

>>219076
She would only make you bleed internally if she really loved you. You have to earn her love!

 No.219079

File: 1425708538375.jpg (45.84 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 1363825884473.jpg)

>>219077
you grabbed her cunny?

 No.219080

File: 1425708599119.webm (3.34 MB, 854x480, 427:240, tell lies.webm)

>>219074
WAIT WAIT WAIT
So you're saying I could rape Chloe and there's a 50/50 chance she would love it and fall in love with me?!

 No.219081

File: 1425708657549.jpg (42.96 KB, 413x427, 59:61, 1359441131106.jpg)

>>219080
I think it's worth a try

 No.219082

File: 1425708698018.jpg (235.61 KB, 1024x1259, 1024:1259, bcba4311.jpg)

>>219074
>>219073
Good thing i dont have that kind of fetish!

>>219077
Lmao. Poor girl

 No.219083

File: 1425708703471-0.jpg (88.71 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10724867_563901693756297_1….jpg)

File: 1425708703471-1.jpg (82.77 KB, 1024x769, 1024:769, 1400581377736.jpg)

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File: 1425708703471-3.gif (1.97 MB, 500x230, 50:23, quiet warning colouration.gif)

File: 1425708703471-4.jpg (694.33 KB, 900x900, 1:1, quiet sketch.jpg)

>>219078
Right so maybe she stabs me and I'm on the verge of death but not really…

I'm fine with being stabbed and being on the verge of death.

I wish my waifu's maodel would take a knife and plunge it into my chest. That would be romantic.

 No.219084

File: 1425708778517.gif (1.84 MB, 300x295, 60:59, I love you.gif)

>>219081
You're the best friend ever! Thanks for the great advice.

 No.219085

>>219084

You never know until you try.

Girls with tattoos are generally more open to the d.

 No.219086

File: 1425708917643.gif (891.93 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 1393397917622.gif)

>>219082
hnng qtpi

>>219084
well I mean you would enjoy it wouldn't you?

>>219085
also nose/lip rings

 No.219088

File: 1425708911619-0.jpg (1.32 MB, 2185x2941, 2185:2941, 1419025405465.jpg)

Goodnight.

 No.219089

>>219088

see ya

 No.219091

File: 1425709197844.png (46.3 KB, 636x717, 212:239, 1423548967869.png)


 No.219092

relevant

www.c-s-s-a.com/?p=6864

 No.219093

File: 1425709191161.gif (147.84 KB, 71x50, 71:50, 1415135331152.gif)

>>219091
Doesn't exactly work as well as the other ones

 No.219094

File: 1425709196463-0.jpg (88.71 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10724867_563901693756297_1….jpg)

File: 1425709196463-1.jpg (58.77 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10903626_950734478277604_1….jpg)

File: 1425709196463-2.jpg (69.92 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10860096_1540201509561476_….jpg)

>>219091
Jesus Christ…

 No.219095

File: 1425709413083.jpg (91.58 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, 1425487534150.jpg)

>>219086
I know. Wish I had more. Shes really my type 2!

>>219087

I like to be but...you know...when she wants it!

>>219088
Night night

 No.219096

File: 1425709522199.jpg (219.67 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1420362246149.jpg)

>>219088
goodnight canuckbro

>>219095
young and tight?

 No.219099

File: 1425710017436.jpg (27.5 KB, 597x600, 199:200, 1336942072695.jpg)


 No.219100

File: 1425710068355.jpg (133.84 KB, 500x333, 500:333, 1347157461864.jpg)

>>219099
oh I just got that…

 No.219101

File: 1425710029647.webm (402.06 KB, 744x612, 62:51, muhclawie.webm)

>>219086
Yes.

>>219087

I… probably won't remember, but I might.

>>219088
Goodbye.

 No.219103

File: 1425710316935.jpg (66.63 KB, 750x600, 5:4, jiFfM.jpg)

>>219096
Y-yes….and tan lol

>>219097

Then I failed with life for letting her go!

Ugh. A hour left in this place and this guy keeps calling to complain about the noise ppl in the kitchen are making. Blah!

 No.219106

File: 1425710473374.jpg (57.95 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 1425402289874.jpg)


 No.219108

File: 1425710651156.jpg (1.17 MB, 1993x3000, 1993:3000, chloe moretz variety 5th a….jpg)

>>219102
I really can't promise that.

 No.219109

File: 1425710893166.png (572.98 KB, 497x760, 497:760, 1369035017630.png)

>>219103
and almost naked… but yeah she is crazy hot

>>219101
well just think is she probably as slutty as you? If she is then she would probably love it.

 No.219110

File: 1425710889631.webm (2.61 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 1425695718015.webm)


 No.219114

File: 1425711152981.jpg (39.2 KB, 604x453, 4:3, 1425354824177-0.jpg)

>>219110
Chloe plz…..I haz yoga with u?

 No.219115

File: 1425711176694.jpg (1.24 MB, 2100x3132, 175:261, chloe_moretz_variety_power….jpg)

>>219109
She's not slutty at all, she is pure.

>>219111

Okay okay maybe

 No.219116

File: 1425711251724.jpg (197.95 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, m_4574039_4dRWUHwcZw3C.jpg)

>>219114
Hey, QG-chan.
Did you take a look at that filename thing?

 No.219117

File: 1425711364354.jpg (Spoiler Image, 345.42 KB, 1000x669, 1000:669, 140789062117329338_cfake.jpg)

>>219114
would you help her warm up?

 No.219119

File: 1425711788180.webm (1.86 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Black Israelites.webm)

>>219118
I will twy!

 No.219121

File: 1425712008523.jpg (105.1 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1424046139538.jpg)

>>219117
Y-yes. I will make sure her chakras are inline

>>219116
Im sorry. I forgot in all my running around. Ill try to check now.

 No.219122

File: 1425712102043.jpg (33.79 KB, 814x814, 1:1, SFPhotoshoots_Set021_001.jpg)

>>219121
Thanks. :)

 No.219123

File: 1425712260584.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.35 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1425269006501.jpg)

>>219121
she's seems quite flexible already

>>219122
cute shorts

 No.219124

File: 1425712446164.webm (1.69 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 10742018_724316337656081_….webm)

>>219123
Cute tights.

 No.219125

File: 1425712448411.jpg (617.72 KB, 2848x4288, 89:134, chloe_moretz_nims_island_p….jpg)

>>219120
Very special :3

 No.219127

File: 1425712688778.jpg (864.21 KB, 3840x4097, 3840:4097, _45A7363.jpg)

>>219124
c-cute dance

 No.219128

File: 1425712735789.jpg (95.8 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1425307143250.jpg)


>>219123
Oh yisss

>>219122
I checked, I dont see anything in the options for that. Sorry

 No.219129

File: 1425712900526.webm (1.42 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 10745230_1492068457738690….webm)

>>219127
>

>>219128
Aw. That sucks. :(
Thanks for looking though.

 No.219130

File: 1425713063945.jpg (918.83 KB, 3512x5221, 3512:5221, _45A7378.jpg)

>>219129
I feel guilty for saving these >.<

 No.219131

File: 1425713124118.jpg (391.67 KB, 1638x2048, 819:1024, 2-IMG_1160.jpg)


 No.219133

File: 1425713193635.jpg (486.71 KB, 1819x2700, 1819:2700, chloe_moretz_nims_island_p….jpg)

>>219131
He's fapping to them

 No.219134

File: 1425713375371.jpg (63.06 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10514082_1408391012739956_….jpg)

>>219133
Pratai would never be that lewd, right?

 No.219135

File: 1425713520594.jpg (1.81 MB, 3840x4418, 1920:2209, _45A7415.jpg)

>>219131
cause she's too cute :s

>>219133
stop being lewd!

>>219134
of course I'm not

 No.219136

File: 1425713611437.jpg (103.89 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 7314_587782134588372_89241….jpg)

>>219135
Then why feel bad?
It's not wrong to save cute things.

 No.219137

File: 1425713977222.jpg (106.83 KB, 970x1280, 97:128, KatrinaWear_037.jpg)

>>219136
I'm not sure..

 No.219138

File: 1425714090357.jpg (600.54 KB, 1950x3000, 13:20, chloe_moretz_nims_island_p….jpg)

>>219134
Of course he would, he's a monster.

>>219135
pls Autie is hot as fuck

 No.219139

File: 1425714102795.jpg (104 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10919130_739859072788492_2….jpg)

>>219137
>>219138
You both sound like monsters to me…

 No.219140

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 No.219141

File: 1425714377793.jpg (97.13 KB, 970x1280, 97:128, KatrinaWear_034.jpg)

>>219138
s-she's very cute

>>219139
I'm not doing anything ;_;

 No.219142

File: 1425714431695.jpg (94.79 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10537942_1511171155784497_….jpg)

>>219140
You're a lewd guy. Also, you're mean to KayKay.

>>219141
If that were true you wouldn't have a problem with saving her pics, lewdster.

 No.219143

File: 1425714432406.jpg (52.08 KB, 1118x715, 86:55, FreestyleFrida_Stills031.jpg)

>>219142
s-stop bullying me all the time :((

 No.219144

File: 1425714671399.jpg (655.54 KB, 1425x2000, 57:80, 1422220245513.jpg)

[woofs internally]

 No.219145

File: 1425714714426.jpg (55.73 KB, 480x720, 2:3, Photoshoots_set5_007.jpg)

>>219144
that's a big dog

 No.219146

File: 1425714777507.png (830.29 KB, 855x469, 855:469, emmar.png)

>>219142
Aawwww

 No.219147

File: 1425715297370.jpg (485.6 KB, 2303x3300, 2303:3300, 1424597265790-0.jpg)

Hello kiddles

 No.219148

File: 1425715331577.jpg (402.9 KB, 1907x1381, 1907:1381, 1424059181525.jpg)

>>219145
That's an average size cunny

 No.219150

File: 1425715468000.webm (2.78 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, pokerhouse.webm)

>>219142
Who the fuck is kaykay?

>>219147
Hello PEDO STOP THAT PHOTO

 No.219151

File: 1425715479059.jpg (71.43 KB, 884x356, 221:89, 1423379643396-0.jpg)

>>219149
Steeeeeeeeeeeevie

>>219150
Says pedo then posts that webm

Hello Empy baby

 No.219153

File: 1425715718944.jpg (34.81 KB, 299x446, 299:446, chloe_moretz_shigeo sugita….jpg)

>>219151
It is all my hnnnnnnnng

 No.219154

File: 1425715880992.jpg (85.84 KB, 960x858, 160:143, Photoshoot_Set14_016.jpg)

oh no, the normies have found us. everbody hide!

>>219148
are there any 'big' cunnies?

>>219150
you're probably the second biggest hypocrite I know

 No.219155

File: 1425715926280.gif (1.9 MB, 252x255, 84:85, 1421227466241.gif)

>>219152
Stevie is pretty cool you know

>>219153
Empy stahp this lewdness omggg

>>219154
;_; You say hurtful things when all I do is love

 No.219156

File: 1425716003396.jpg (36.7 KB, 313x470, 313:470, chloe_moretz_shigeo sugita….jpg)

>>219154
You're a normie

How am I a hypocrite?

 No.219158

File: 1425716072669.jpg (3.64 MB, 2790x3906, 5:7, chloe_moretz_let_me_in_por….jpg)

>>219155
>tfw I watched it on repeat for the last five minutes, equal parts parts mesmerised, delirious and aroused

 No.219159

File: 1425716343009.jpg (23.72 KB, 526x526, 1:1, 10402632_10152491036566328….jpg)

>>219154
Not that Im aware of

 No.219160

File: 1425716345472.jpg (906.11 KB, 2480x3548, 620:887, 1423838437932.jpg)

>>219157
You know, you're a good guy, mister. Keep it up.

>>219158
L-Lewd! So lewd so lewd So hawt…

 No.219162

File: 1425716602155.jpg (1.49 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, chloe_moretz_alvin_and_chi….jpg)

>>219160
It's the hottest scene in film, Sharon Stone ain't got shit on eleven year old Chloe

I can't be held responsible for anything I've said, I'm very sick at the moment.

 No.219163

File: 1425717010555.gif (1.94 MB, 249x260, 249:260, 1383835484292.gif)

>>219161
Fuckin' love you, guy <3

>>219162
She's so cute and cuddly a-and other stuff

Awwwh empy :(

 No.219164

File: 1425717160395.jpg (985.18 KB, 2700x4200, 9:14, chloe_moretz_alvin_and_chi….jpg)

>>219163
O-other stuff?

Awful day.

 No.219166

File: 1425717322734-0.webm (681.79 KB, 854x480, 427:240, quiet thumbs up.webm)

File: 1425717322734-1.webm (2.57 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, quiet combat.webm)

File: 1425717322734-2.webm (1.37 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1400583762754.webm)

Hahahahaha… Holy fuck… This has become a situation where only the most accessible/ready waifus are accepted… Damn… Things have gone crazy.

I'm going to participate without being crazy and simply adding .webms to the mix.

 No.219167

File: 1425717450575.jpg (56.87 KB, 279x356, 279:356, 1389186509262.jpg)

>>219164
I-Inappropriate stuff

Dat sucks. bad cold?

>>219165

All dis love, too much to handle I'm gonna asplode

>>219166
Whatcha mean?

 No.219169

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File: 1425717512544-1.jpg (88.71 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10724867_563901693756297_1….jpg)

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File: 1425717512544-3.jpg (163.51 KB, 426x640, 213:320, stefanie cat.jpg)

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>>219166
I can refer and yet this is a non-waifu made account… I'm going to make a rebellious waifu account to fuck with the main boss… I hope the ideas fuck with him.

 No.219170

File: 1425717622330.jpg (18.56 KB, 444x473, 444:473, 1383678145709.jpg)

>>219168
More like, me in general, not just my butt

>>219169
Are you on drugz

 No.219172

File: 1425717695696.jpg (1.02 MB, 2700x4200, 9:14, chloe_moretz_alvin_and_chi….jpg)

>>219167
W-why would you do that? Just look at how cute this photo is

Surprisingly bad, headache, delirious, coughing fits, constant sneezing.

 No.219173

File: 1425717799346.jpg (716.66 KB, 2111x3000, 2111:3000, chloe_moretz_500_days_of_s….jpg)

>>219171
I'm gonna say no, to that question, pretty resounding no lol

>>219172
She gives cute a new definition!

Fug. Ingested medicine to combat it?

 No.219175

File: 1425717975417.jpg (1.89 MB, 3400x4800, 17:24, chloe_moretz_the_astronaut….jpg)

>>219173
tfw she will never be the PERFECT little girl ever again

Yes, a few hours ago. Don't have anymore I don't think, I will have to check. It didn't do much.

 No.219176

File: 1425718317300.gif (341.95 KB, 300x212, 75:53, fishtank.gif)

Good morning.

 No.219177

File: 1425718377221.jpg (810.8 KB, 2420x3600, 121:180, chloe_moretz_500_days_of_s….jpg)

>>219174
-_- Stevie you a cray person

>>219175
>tfw she isn't your Chloli

Ah man, sucks to hear :( Should go get more

>>219176
Hai Dumbo!

 No.219178

File: 1425718478718.jpg (66.26 KB, 895x717, 895:717, Photoshoot_Set14_049.jpg)

>>219155
I only half mean them <3

>>219156
am not

you're the most pedo here well top 5ish at least

>>219163
what is other stuff?

 No.219179

File: 1425718440005.jpg (1.16 MB, 1885x3000, 377:600, chloe_moretz_charlottes_we….jpg)

>>219176
Hello.

>>219177
;_;

I found some of the cold and flue lemon drink thing, it expired last month though. It's probably fine.

 No.219181

File: 1425718603309.jpg (355.71 KB, 2002x3000, 1001:1500, chloe_moretz_charlottes_we….jpg)

>>219178
Then who?

W-who beats me in that department?

 No.219183

File: 1425718587452.png (499.92 KB, 649x873, 649:873, MiscAutiPersonalPictures04….png)


 No.219184

File: 1425718677729.jpg (49.3 KB, 404x402, 202:201, 1378064040550.jpg)

>>219183
WHAT THE FUCK

 No.219185

File: 1425718712672.jpg (66.87 KB, 415x600, 83:120, chloe_moretz_hellboy_2_pre….jpg)

>>219178
I guess you're only like half hurtful then :3

Hmm. U-Uhm… lots of bouncing

>>219179
Life is unfair!

Oh Lemsip or something? I'm sure it'll be okay

>>219180

THE COOLIEST

>>219183
78% Is pretty good :o

 No.219187

File: 1425718798379-0.jpg (88.71 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10724867_563901693756297_1….jpg)

File: 1425718798379-1.jpg (58.77 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10903626_950734478277604_1….jpg)

File: 1425718798379-2.jpg (75.93 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10963861_1407738889525610_….jpg)

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File: 1425718798379-4.jpg (91.75 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1411376826464.jpg)

>>219170
>>219171
>>219173
WHAT THE FUCK?????

 No.219188

File: 1425718870352.jpg (673.67 KB, 2336x3504, 2:3, chloe_moretz_unaccompanied….jpg)

>>219185
I want a Chloe lgf more than anything.

Something like that, different brand though.

 No.219190

File: 1425718930262.jpg (139.27 KB, 790x1024, 395:512, chloe_moretz_unaccompanied….jpg)

>>219189
Goodbye.

 No.219191

File: 1425719094805.jpg (128.71 KB, 970x1280, 97:128, KatrinaWear_052.jpg)

>>219181
definitely elleh and forni otherwise I'm unsure

>>219184
I'm not sure

>>219185
b-bouncing sounds nice

y-yeah, it's not too bad :3

>>219186

your name - girls name analyze

>>219189

goodnight lovely <3

 No.219192

File: 1425719180001.jpg (627.99 KB, 1580x2200, 79:110, chloe_moretz_unaccompanied….jpg)

>>219191
They do like younger than me, so I'll take my bronze medal. Yay!

 No.219194

File: 1425719274455.jpg (73.2 KB, 450x600, 3:4, 1389281597339.jpg)

>>219187
Lol what you on bro?

>>219188
I want her cute-sized and adorable ;_;

Ahh okie. Hopefully it makes a differnece.

>>219189

<333333333333333333

>>219191
L-Lots of bouncing, gets very sticky…

Lucky you!

 No.219195

File: 1425719563875.jpg (79.11 KB, 960x739, 960:739, SFPhotoshoots_Set023_010.jpg)

>>219193
w-wow I didn't realise there were orgasms…

>>219192
i-its not a medal!

>>219194
sticky is fun :3

 No.219197

File: 1425719617384.jpg (46.81 KB, 644x648, 161:162, Untitled.jpg)

YUS

 No.219199

File: 1425719680130.jpg (1.5 MB, 3840x5760, 2:3, _45A7395.jpg)

>>219197
nice photoshop nerd

 No.219200

File: 1425719695771.jpg (1.13 MB, 2130x3277, 2130:3277, chloe_moretz_legend_of_zor….jpg)

>>219194
T-too much lewdity would occur

Maybe, I doubt it. Didn't before

>>219195
Why no medal? ;_;

>>219198

I KNOW

>>219199
Actually not, I think this link will work
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Empy!Chlo%C3%AB

 No.219201

File: 1425719782543.gif (1012.7 KB, 500x242, 250:121, 1382243384271.gif)

>>219195
Sticky and warm, p-pretty good combo :>

>>219197
HA!

http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Storybro!Chloe

 No.219202

File: 1425719811078.jpg (1.19 MB, 2336x3504, 2:3, chloe_moretz_dreamer_premi….jpg)

>>219201
Damn you! She's meant for me.

 No.219203

File: 1425719886872.png (547.93 KB, 500x657, 500:657, 1387813924041.png)

>>219200
S-So much cream filling

I hope it does this time <3

 No.219205

>>219204
Lol what the fuck :o

 No.219206

File: 1425719923515.jpg (171.81 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, http://41.media.tumblr.com….jpg)

All of yall are crazy, good night!

 No.219207

File: 1425720007058.jpg (140.71 KB, 760x1024, 95:128, 1424316775872-2.jpg)

>>219201
>>219200
chloe just has a slutty vagina I guess

>>219206
its scientifically proven

 No.219209

File: 1425719979081.jpg (597.03 KB, 1960x3008, 245:376, chloe_moretz_nanny_mcphee_….jpg)

>>219203
Before school, after school... during school

>>219204

Of course they would have an amazing time, she's a Goddess

>>219206
Goodbye.

 No.219210

File: 1425720031105.jpg (1.29 MB, 2513x3770, 2513:3770, chloe_moretz_the_astronaut….jpg)

>>219207
It actually proves her purity.

 No.219211

File: 1425720131047.jpg (113.38 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Wq7XHS5.jpg)

>>219210
of course it does sweety

 No.219212

File: 1425720192610.jpg (1.65 MB, 2832x4256, 177:266, chloe_moretz_7th_teen_vogu….jpg)

>>219206
You were lurkin' :o

Sleep tight bro!

>>219207
She's got the Ubervag

>>219208

Baiiii

>>219209
D-During!? Explain

 No.219213

File: 1425720200775.jpg (722.98 KB, 1635x3000, 109:200, chloe_moretz_the_astronaut….jpg)

>>219211
At least my waifu isn't a landwhale.

 No.219214

>>219201
Chloë's vag is fit for anyone.

 No.219215

File: 1425720264156.png (498.34 KB, 500x650, 10:13, 1379648869567.png)

>>219214
You try it and see, for ultimate confirmation

 No.219216

File: 1425720329609.png (61.06 KB, 151x177, 151:177, bla.png)

>>219215
>implying i haven't

 No.219217

File: 1425720351627.webm (7 MB, 922x1058, 461:529, 1414457254350.webm)

>>219213
how long do you think till she has a tramp stamp?

 No.219218

File: 1425720403873.jpg (282.07 KB, 1440x1002, 240:167, chloe_moretz_by_dave_abel.jpg)

>>219217
How long before Seahorse's celebrity Biggest Loser appearance?

>>219212
I-i don't know.

 No.219219

File: 1425720552262.jpg (743.47 KB, 2024x3000, 253:375, chloe_moretz_let_me_in_ny_….jpg)

>>219216
What were da results?

>>219218
H-How would you bounce? Maybe she has to go retrieve something from you at the front gate in your car?

 No.219220

File: 1425720642343.jpg (313.51 KB, 1023x1421, 1023:1421, 1421773112575.jpg)

>>219219
Y-yes, she forgot her pencil case. and then goes back to class drippping

 No.219221

File: 1425720877313.jpg (1.94 MB, 3708x4947, 1236:1649, 1393859665212.jpg)

>>219220
Lucky you brought it to her.

L-L-Lewd! Didn't even clean her up!

 No.219222

File: 1425721070716.jpg (180.45 KB, 608x810, 304:405, 1377420058608_925491_1099.jpg)

>>219221
N-no one will see it.

 No.219223

File: 1425721210379.jpg (Spoiler Image, 152.76 KB, 1003x668, 1003:668, Suri097.jpg)

>>219178
>>219181
>>219191

Pretty sure I'm the most pedo here.
Get on my level.

 No.219224

>>219222
W-What if she's uncomfy? At least pack her a change of panties

>>219223
Is everything a competition with you? :p

 No.219225

File: 1425721794458.jpg (462.95 KB, 1316x2584, 329:646, chloe_moretz_dreamer_premi….jpg)

>>219223
You win if you want to.

>>219224
Good idea. Into the pencil case they go

 No.219226

File: 1425721911981.jpg (Spoiler Image, 85.93 KB, 671x960, 671:960, 1369319691704.jpg)

>>219224
N-No. ;_;

>>219225
Yay!

 No.219227

File: 1425722005353.jpg (186.26 KB, 302x432, 151:216, BTS016.jpg)

>>219218
how long till you're the president of gayland?

>>219223
I'd rather not

 No.219228

File: 1425722081076.png (270.99 KB, 594x456, 99:76, 1383394141339.png)

>>219225
Quite the ingenious thinker, you are :3

They better be cute ones

>>219226
Toootally

>>219227
He already is though

 No.219229

>>219227
You live Melbourne and you're a vegan, if I somehow became President of Gayland, you would still be its King, faggot.

>>219228
What kind?

 No.219230

File: 1425722835094.jpg (148.85 KB, 790x522, 395:261, 1383242212463.jpg)

>>219229
Hmm. Pink stripey ones!

 No.219231

File: 1425722968248.jpg (142.09 KB, 459x612, 3:4, Girl-Meets-World-08.jpg)

>>219229
I'd be the first lady

>>219230
cute :3

 No.219232

File: 1425722999445.jpg (482.86 KB, 2090x3000, 209:300, chloe_moretz_let_me_in_ny_….jpg)

>>219231
T-The cutest. Daddy'd buy 'em for his qt, you know

 No.219233

File: 1425723323988.jpg (52.08 KB, 1118x715, 86:55, FreestyleFrida_Stills031.jpg)

>>219232
you'd probably buy your little girl all kinds of cute things :3

 No.219234

>>219230
And the cute little bow on the front:3

>>219233
Like a riding crop, thong and heels

 No.219235

File: 1425723544350.jpg (41.94 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1389262160651.jpg)

>>219233
Whatever her little heart desires! A-As long as the price tag isn't too much for Daddy :p

>>219234
ah mah gad yes, so kawaii it hurts to think about

 No.219236

File: 1425723783807.jpg (51.68 KB, 481x722, 481:722, Photoshoot_Set14_063.jpg)

>>219234
e-exactly like that

>>219235
so generous :3

of course she would never ask for too much

 No.219237

>>219235
>Not spending your whole salary on cute liitle dresses, accesories and lingerie for your little Chloë princess
It's like you hate her.

 No.219238

File: 1425724113200.jpg (10.64 KB, 386x335, 386:335, 1383577720690.jpg)

>>219236
Oh well in that case, she'd be showered in all lovely cute stuff for her to wear a-and play with

>>219237
How am I gonna buy stuff to eat? Pay for the house/bills? Hmmmm?

 No.219239

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>>219238
isn't she a little old to be playing with toys?

emp is a little gold digger, don't worry about him

 No.219240

>>219238
Go into debt.

 No.219241

>>219239
W-Well, there are toys for all ages, you know…

>>219240
But then we are out on the street, that's not conducive to letting my princess be happy

 No.219242

File: 1425725082770.jpg (131.29 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Events_KARTvDanceAwards009.jpg)

>>219241
you mean like books?

 No.219243

>>219241
W-win the lottery?

 No.219244

File: 1425725166435.jpg (27.38 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1391267945068.jpg)

>>219242
Hmm… If my angel liked books, I'd buy her any she wanted. But no, not books…

>>219243
I could give it a go, but it's better to straight up live fine, a comfy home and nice food is a gift to her in and of itself

 No.219245

File: 1425725100676.jpg (105.83 KB, 612x612, 1:1, AutieMisc_Instagram412.jpg)

>>219241
>>219243
>out on the street

there's really only one option then

 No.219246

File: 1425725199103.jpg (134.95 KB, 970x1280, 97:128, KatrinaWear_022.jpg)

>>219244
w-what would she play with then?

 No.219247

File: 1425725347210.jpg (69.95 KB, 1136x640, 71:40, 1421662066329.jpg)

>>219245
N-No… if I'm thinking what you are, I wouldn't let it happen D:

>>219246
Well, I mean, uhm, when she's old enough, y-y'know… Something that causes lovely feelings in her private parts

 No.219248

>>219244
Fine then, be sensible.

>>219245
What?

 No.219249

File: 1425725869113.jpg (601.52 KB, 1178x1601, 1178:1601, IMG_0214.JPG)

>>219248
I would want the best for muh cutie!

 No.219250

>>219249
T-think the government of France would be interested in parting with the palace of Versailles?

 No.219251

File: 1425726344037.jpg (25.93 KB, 316x314, 158:157, 1383491467071.jpg)

>>219250
No, they'd understand completely if it's for a true princess :3

 No.219252

>>219251
Yay! Now I just need to win the lottery every day for the next twenty years or so.

 No.219253

File: 1425727305966.gif (734.97 KB, 160x160, 1:1, 1383576797967.gif)

>>219252
Or get one of those scratchies that gives you like one hundred thousand dollars a year for twenty years

More achievable, relatively.

 No.219254

>>219253
I need more money than that, a lot more.

 No.219255

>>219254
Become a super-villain and steal billions?

 No.219256

>>219255
Too hard, I'll just squat there instead

 No.219257

File: 1425728791871.png (376 KB, 600x565, 120:113, 1383094004099.png)

>>219256
No, squatting isn't very fun for little girls :/

 No.219258

>>219257
I just won't tell her, I'll make it out to be an elaborate game.

 No.219259

>>219258
Poor thing might get mighty cold and hungry…

 No.219260

>>219259
Naaaah.

 No.219261

File: 1425729572822.jpg (162.62 KB, 578x630, 289:315, 1382927073059.jpg)

>>219260
;_; poor poor little cutie

 No.219262

File: 1425729966042.gif (548.54 KB, 500x366, 250:183, snusmumriken.gif)

Did Empy ever go to bed even?

 No.219263

File: 1425730033255.jpg (336.86 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1379023550313.jpg)

>>219262
He never sleeps

Hai

 No.219264

>>219262
I woke up twelve hours ago.

>>219263
Not by choice -_-

 No.219265

File: 1425730188009.jpg (7.93 KB, 258x195, 86:65, is this nigga srs.jpg)

>>219263
Haiii

>>219264
I woke up like 3 hours ago

 No.219266

File: 1425730216286.jpg (83.07 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1425728323109.jpg)

>

 No.219267

File: 1425730303408.jpg (105.93 KB, 322x306, 161:153, 1383752504086.jpg)

>>219264
I know dat feel, sleep is a waste of time

>>219265
Howwww are you?

 No.219268

>>219267
I want to sleep..

 No.219269

File: 1425730463398.jpg (304.24 KB, 1187x1650, 1187:1650, 1383395003576.jpg)

>>219266
The ubervag likes phallic food

>>219268
W-Well, you get some rest then. You're unwell after all, I just thought you were saying you didn't like sleeping

 No.219270

File: 1425730602983.jpg (1.83 MB, 2746x4090, 1373:2045, Cara_Delevingne03.jpg)

>>219269
phallic chocolate*

 No.219271

>>219269
I can't, I never can. I don't like sleeping, but I would like to more than I do.

 No.219272

File: 1425730832908.jpg (1.77 MB, 4272x2828, 1068:707, 1382309322638.jpg)

>>219270
I-Is chocolate not a food? She knows how to handle the shape, either way

>>219271
Oh. M-Maybe you'll be able to if you're sick?

 No.219273

File: 1425730891105.png (341.3 KB, 500x344, 125:86, what is duty really.png)

>>219266
I love that choclatebanana :D

>>219267
>sleep is a waste of time
It's not wasting, we are dreaming

I'm good today, stayed up last night drinking and playing league with Deazy

>>219272
lol no

 No.219274

>>219272
Seems like it would be harder, I'll just sit here until I'm so tired that I fall asleep.

 No.219275

File: 1425731037893.jpg (86.65 KB, 400x560, 5:7, summer_snufkin_by_bhansith….jpg)

>>219271
that is exactly why you should stop drinking and start working out and taking care of your self more

 No.219276

>>219275
ehhhhh

 No.219277

>>219273
Dreams are nice…

Yeah, I noticed you stayed up way late. Get drunk? :p

Well my mistake then!

>>219274
I find that if I'm sick and drugged sleep comes easily… Either way I hope you can soon

 No.219278

File: 1425731133901.jpg (1.5 MB, 1997x3000, 1997:3000, Cara Delevingne 02 (2).jpg)

>>219272
its a specific type of food

chlobros are so lewd about their waifu, you should be ashamed

>>219273
you would ;)

 No.219279

File: 1425731210594-0.jpg (749.22 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, kiki and a friend.jpg)

Good morning, Aussie hour.

 No.219280

>>219277
I find that if I'm so exhausted I can barely move or think, sleep still won't come

>>219279
Hello.

 No.219281

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 No.219282

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>219276
Ehh you lazy son of a bitch

>>219277
what are your dreams Red? :)

We got a bit tipsy :S it was fun even without Shoon and Subs

>>219278
I sure as hell would

>>219279
Good morning young man!

 No.219283

>>219278
Food's food, especially peen-shaped

:3 M-Maybeh but you are too, qt

>>219279
Hey champ

>>219280
Gosh… maybe there is such a thing as being overtired?

>>219282
Hmm. I have a lot, and they're about a range of fun things, I can just hardly remember them :/

Oh fun times :3 Any other fun happen?

 No.219284

>>219283
I don't know, I don't care either

 No.219285

File: 1425731639875.jpg (58.24 KB, 486x471, 162:157, 1419973305543.jpg)

>Darren posted once to say he was going back to bed, didn't post again.

 No.219286

File: 1425731684678.jpg (19.86 KB, 360x374, 180:187, 1383918941693.jpg)

>>219284
Awwh Empy <3 Feel better soon bub

 No.219287

File: 1425731706825.png (214.01 KB, 500x281, 500:281, handsome mads.png)

>>219283
>>219282
>>219281
>>219280
hows the weather over there?

 No.219288

File: 1425731659963.jpg (1005.38 KB, 2222x1744, 1111:872, Cara Delevingne 02 (1).jpg)

>>219283
I a-am not >.<

>>219284
hope you feel better soon sweetcheeks <3

 No.219289

File: 1425731765375.jpg (59.63 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1399988133880.jpg)

>>219270
Are you a fan of phallic chocolate, tato?

 No.219290

File: 1425731718211.jpg (528 KB, 1800x2700, 2:3, 1424597557327.jpg)

>>219287
Warmish. There?

>>219288
You are so, mister lewdie lewd~

 No.219291

>>219286
We both know it will never happen.

>>219287
Mild. So nice.

 No.219292

File: 1425731836286.jpg (311.88 KB, 1047x1572, 349:524, red kiernan.jpg)

>>219290
>>219291
that's nice

it's cold and bitter like it generally always is here

 No.219293

File: 1425731887460.jpg (79.19 KB, 1024x405, 1024:405, moomin1990_snufkin_summer_….jpg)

>>219283
>I can just hardly remember them
lol tell me when you do

And yes subby is pissed
no luck

>>219285
Maybe because he went to bed?

>>219287
It's a little cloudly but it's ok :) better than yesterday at least

>>219288
Oh comone you are the lewdest one

 No.219295

File: 1425731936519.jpg (312.99 KB, 2222x1552, 1111:776, k (13).jpg)

>>219287
it's night time, so night weather

>>219289
I prefer phallic vanilla to be perfectly honest

>>219290
am not, I don't spam these threads with bouncing and cream and all sorts of shenanigans liek that

>>219293
you wish

 No.219296

File: 1425731941873.jpg (99.72 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1387733179831.jpg)

>>219291
You'll become not sick sometime soon, that's kinda a given…

>>219292
Sounds like nice weather all round

>>219293
If i remember one I'll make sure to tell you straight away :3

W-Why?

Aww damn, did you try?

 No.219297

>>219292
But that means you can get comfy.

>>219296
I didn't mean that..

 No.219298

File: 1425732010554.jpg (85.08 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1380781034789.jpg)

>>219295
Good girl.

 No.219299

File: 1425732046005.jpg (44.1 KB, 500x706, 250:353, 1386158353093.jpg)

>>219295
I guess… Still mister lewd though ^^

Shit really is all about sex and sexual connotations and sexual implications, ain't it?

Wasn't like that to begin with, curious

>>219297
O-Oh. :(

 No.219300

File: 1425732158318.jpg (147.08 KB, 800x539, 800:539, k (9) (1).jpg)

>>219298
I try :3

 No.219301

File: 1425732325559.jpg (180.64 KB, 1800x1200, 3:2, iSnufkin_by_Moomin_Man.jpg)

>>219295
you think I'm lewd?

>>219296
Gewd :3

little hard to explain here

I might have but you know didn't wanna spoil the moment

 No.219302

File: 1425732405354.jpg (39.45 KB, 640x443, 640:443, 1383676800325.jpg)

>>219301
^^

W-Well talk to me somewhere else then!

 No.219303

File: 1425732343481.gif (981.5 KB, 500x180, 25:9, mads kiss 01.gif)

well i suppose I'll finish watching season 2 of Sexy/Evil Psychiatrist Man

 No.219304

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 No.219305

>>219299
I don't want to be here anymore, bye.

 No.219306

>>219305
Night night Empy, lahve you

 No.219307

>>219303
hawt

>>219305
try get some sleep buddy

 No.219308

File: 1425732932061.jpg (79.53 KB, 504x504, 1:1, 1396182216767.jpg)

>>219305
see ya buddy

 No.219309

File: 1425732901737.jpg (278.27 KB, 840x1120, 3:4, cara-delevingne-nude-allur….jpg)

>>219304
why is she laughing?

 No.219310

>>219309
maybe she just finished dinner

 No.219311

File: 1425733125210.gif (496.95 KB, 500x278, 250:139, saoirse.gif)


 No.219312

File: 1425733133910.jpg (303.83 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 7206335.jpg)

>>219310
Is dinner humorous for you? man I must be missing out when I eat then

 No.219313

File: 1425733147124.jpg (735.98 KB, 2810x1913, 2810:1913, k (4).jpg)

>>219310
no bully

 No.219314

File: 1425733210682.jpg (137.62 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1422016751596-0.jpg)

>>219312
No I just imagine she is the type of person who takes more than the usual joy in eating

 No.219315

File: 1425733269495.webm (1.02 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Dr Lecter goes Gay.webm)

>>219307
here's the whole thing (basically) for you

 No.219316

File: 1425733379158.jpg (212.25 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1271164961.jpg)

>>219314
I like a girl that enjoys food :3

 No.219317

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 No.219318

>>219315
actaully it's mostly weird and awkward but still nice :)

 No.219319


 No.219320

File: 1425733739756.jpg (130.46 KB, 800x537, 800:537, k (7) (1).jpg)

>>219319
tfw manlet

 No.219321

File: 1425733835292.jpg (632.35 KB, 2400x1600, 3:2, 1424857544709.jpg)

>>219320
Saiorse is patting the Green Goblin on the head, she's fearless

 No.219322

File: 1425733947197.jpg (346.94 KB, 1006x1222, 503:611, anne-hathaway-rio-screenin….jpg)

>Go on /tv/ everyday
>there's always a thread about Annie up, guaranteed
>either they're discussing whether she's the best actress in Hollywood or whether her career's dead.

I love how there are no in-betweens with these people, you're either the best in the industry at what you do, or a washed up nobody.

>>219320
high five fellow manlet bro. don't worry I'm 5'8", you'll be able to reach

>>219318
>not liking awkward weird kisses

 No.219324

File: 1425734247853.jpg (1.56 MB, 2832x4256, 177:266, 1421592716240.jpg)

>>219323
Is that you Darren? Or have we a new filipino brother in our midst?

 No.219325

File: 1425734270662.jpg (55.84 KB, 600x600, 1:1, armin2.jpg)

>>219322
ok the webm was laging at first, the way he touches his face…

 No.219326

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 No.219327

>>219324
dvt probs

 No.219328

File: 1425734573066.jpg (1.46 MB, 2000x1185, 400:237, c (5).jpg)

>>219326
where are you from? you can tell me i'll keep a secret

 No.219329

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 No.219330

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 No.219331

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 No.219332

File: 1425735124334.jpg (992.08 KB, 1325x3584, 1325:3584, 1422093911149.jpg)

>>219330
Bahaha, what a boss

>>219331
Wide

Hips

 No.219333

File: 1425735058489.jpg (96.66 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1420555163977 (1).jpg)

>>219329
>jealous pratai in the background

 No.219334

File: 1425735171148.jpg (193.02 KB, 1014x1324, 507:662, 1 (3).jpg)

>>219332
very wide…

 No.219335

File: 1425735216444.jpg (1.08 MB, 1280x1917, 1280:1917, 1422020158382-1.jpg)

>>219333
Who wouldn't be jealous

>>219334
Most likely soft and squishy

 No.219336

File: 1425735323481.png (873.41 KB, 622x727, 622:727, kanye tried.PNG)

>tfw you realize you're addicted to celebrity gossip

why is making fun of famous people's lives so much more amusing than facing the problems in our own?

 No.219337

File: 1425735606611.jpg (170.42 KB, 1663x2500, 1663:2500, SaoirseRonan_TheGrandBudap….jpg)

>>219335
definitely soft
Post last edited at

 No.219338

File: 1425735742064.jpg (1.77 MB, 1731x2048, 1731:2048, 1422017680213-3.jpg)

>>219337
I want to fondle

 No.219339

File: 1425735917655.jpg (160.38 KB, 882x1024, 441:512, 491394471_saoirse_ronan_vi….jpg)

>>219338
please >.<

she's too sweet for that

 No.219340

File: 1425736041847.jpg (421.63 KB, 2000x1130, 200:113, 1422015557850.jpg)

>>219339
Please whaaat?~

She's such a qt

 No.219341

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>>219340
please no lewd thoughts…

 No.219342

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>>219341
S-Sowwy ;_;

 No.219343

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Why is she so silky smooth?

Hey everyone.

 No.219344

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>>219343
Cuz she a cutie patootie

Hello, Daniel

 No.219345

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>>219343
>>219343
superior irish genes

 No.219346

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>>219343
because you know.. make up and photoshop

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>>219344
>>219345
>>219346
How are you guys doing? I'm so bored.

>>219346
>photoshop

You gonna take that shit, Prat?

 No.219348

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>>219343
howdy

airbrushing

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>>219348
>implying she isn't a natural beauty

Hey fym.

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>>219347
Not bad bro, not bad. Been awake for 20 hours lol, kicking on, beer in hand.

How's life?

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>>219347
im alright, wow its late I should sleep

he just wants attention

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>>219350
Was that Zamp's idea?

Life's ok in general I guess.

Except for Chloe's new tattoo.

>>219351
What a loser.

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>>219352
Hmm? No, these are after-work beers, 13 hour shift today :D

ok is better than not ok!

:/ Aww bud. It's just ink, doesn't change a thing.

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