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"Waifu" - While we know and accept the true original meaning of waifu in the anime culture, we commonly use it in a non-serious form to describe all kinds of 'waifuing' of all levels. Don't be foolish to take it seriously.

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 No.224485[Last 50 Posts]

'Bout that time to toss it up

 No.224486

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 No.224489

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I want thread #415 please!

 No.224490

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>>224488
Roaches are grossssssss, I understand completely

 No.224491

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>>224485
So Banji

 No.224492

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>>224490
They terrify me

 No.224493

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>>224492
My little bro's the same, has a fear of 'em. I just don't like them much, they make noise when you sleep and break into your food

 No.224494

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>>224493
Disgusting things. If I had a bad roach problem, I'd be cool with all my spiderbros living in my house except for funnel webs and redbacks, fuck those guys.

 No.224496

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>>224493
>>224494
>Letting spiders live
You two have some issues.

 No.224498

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>>224494
Well lucky for you, those guys aren't house dwellers, for the most part. just outside under your front steps and in your old flowerpots

Funnelwebs are so fascinating

>>224496
It's different over here, bub. They're cool creatures, plus they keep bad bugs at bay

 No.224499

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rip qick reply

 No.224500

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>>224498
>cool creatures
They make me sick when I see them. I could kind of understand having them kill off bad bugs, but I wouldn't be able to deal. All bugs who enter my home must be destroyed in horrible ways. That's my stance.

>>224499
Hello Zamp Man

 No.224501

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 No.224502

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>>224498
I know roachbait helps

Ehhh.

>>224499
Yo, Hotwheels is fucking with it.

 No.224503

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>>224499
Haiiiiiiiii

>>224500
;_; How could you be so cruel!?

People fear spiders, I understand. I just love 'em because they're so damn interesting

>>224502
Bvottom of a shoe too

I could be an entomologist, I'm that fascinated with them

 No.224504

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>>224500
hej orange

>>224501
Hi

>>224502
who is that?

>>224503
said hi to you on steam.

 No.224505

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>>224499
Hi, Zampy.

 No.224506

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>>224504
A second hello too much? :o

 No.224507

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>>224503
Because they bug me. Get it?

The fact that you find them interesting makes me worry. What spiders need is a good smashing.

>>224504
How are you?

 No.224508

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>>224504
Zamps you never answered my question.

Who do you think is the handsomest actor?

 No.224509

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>>224504
Admin of the site…

 No.224510

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>>224507
S-Such good puns -_-

No! No no no, poor bloody things, they don't mean you no harm!

 No.224511

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>>224505
Hiii

>>224506
you spoil them filthy peaseant

>>224507
I'm good thank you, how is you?

>>224508
I don't remember getting that question from you I am afride.

but that's a trick question, I remember I loved Michal C. Hall as Dexter Morgan in the show called Dexter when it went on tv.

>>224509
Never heard of this asshole.

 No.224512

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>>224511
Meanie! :o

 No.224513

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 No.224514

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>>224510
You don't even have to say it. I know I'm super funny. The pun master is what they call me.

They're trespassing and they have babies on my walls. No thanks.

>>224511
Good. Up to anything fun?

 No.224515

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>>224514
Sooooooooo punny it hurts

They just want a comfy place to live… They might even love you!

 No.224516

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 No.224517

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>>224512
maybe I went too far.

>>224513
thas him?

>>224514
drinking coffee and eating cake bread, aka fika in swedish

 No.224518

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>>224515
>it hurts
Feels good*

If they loved me, they'd stay away or let me set them on fire without trying to run away…

>>224516
The best.

>>224517
Now that sounds delicious. I want some.

 No.224519

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>>224516
that's actually harder than it looks… she must be well fit

 No.224520

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>>224517
No….

>>224518
The best?!

 No.224521

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>>224517
:3 It's okai I forgive you

>>224518
Hurts so gooooooooooooooooooood

>set them on fire

You best be joking bb!

 No.224522

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>>224519
Of course my princess is fit.

 No.224523

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 No.224525

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Well, he seems to have put the (You)'s back.

 No.224526

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>>224518
Come and have a fika with zampy :)

>>224521
thank you <3

 No.224527

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>Never heard of this asshole.
>thas him?
rofl my sides
Hey Zamps

 No.224528

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>>224518
Come and have a fika with zampy :)

>>224521
thank you <3

 No.224529

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>>224520
Was I suppose to say not the best?

>>224521
Indeed

Not a joke. I've set a few on fire in my past.

 No.224530

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 No.224531

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>>224527
Hai again :3 Lunch nice?

>>224528
Any time!

>>224529
;)

;_; Jellyfish how could you? That's so mean, goodness

 No.224532

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 No.224533

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Losers, good morning

 No.224534

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 No.224535

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>>224533
What up broooooooooooooooo?

 No.224536

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>>224533
Hello.

 No.224537

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>>224531
It was yeah

>>224533
You know, im gonna stop saying good morning if you keep calling me a loser ;(

 No.224538

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>>224533
Why're you always leaving me out? But, good morning to you anyway.

 No.224539

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>>224511
>dexter instead of hannibal
>picking the lesser psychopath

I expected better of you Zamps

 No.224540

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FUCK

 No.224541

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 No.224542

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>>224535
>>224536
Hey guys……..zupppp

I am goodie

>>224537
Oh, I'm sorry. Clearly I meant everyone else but you

>>224538
Because life. Morning

 No.224543

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 No.224544

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>>224531
Not my fault they're trespassing. If they want a home they should go get a job. They're not living here for free. Did you mean Jellyfish in a mean way? If you did, then more spiders will die

>>224533
No you are.

 No.224545

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>>224540
I would love to Chloe

>>224542
haha
Alright good morning then ♥

 No.224546

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 No.224548

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 No.224549

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>>224533
hey emperor qg

 No.224550

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>>224537
What did you have to eat?

>>224542
Nawt much bub, nawt much

I'm glad. Sleep well?

>>224544
They do have a job! Eating the bad biugs in your house!

In the nicest cutest way possible :3

 No.224551

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 No.224552

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 No.224553

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>>224544
Not even close bucko!

>>224545
Morning ;)

>>224549
I like that. call me that from now on plzzzzzzzzzzz! lol Hey

>>224550
Si, Well enough I suppose

 No.224554

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>>224527
Pls do not bully!

>>224529
that fucker from New Vegas?

>>224533
ey sucker

>>224539
Dexter have 135 confirmed kills. How many does Hannible have?

 No.224555

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>>224545
For some reason, I like that pic.

 No.224556

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 No.224557

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>>224553
do you like emperor more? president? or perhaps your QGness?

 No.224558

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>>224556
Blow me.

 No.224559

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>>224555
Sometimes Darren, I wonder if you think that if you post that picture of Chloe's legs on the 555 get enough times, Chloe's legs will grow even longer somehow.

 No.224560

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>>224553
Excellente, sleep's pretty good at times. Work today?

>>224558
Daym so mean

 No.224561

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>>224555
>For some reason
Perfect hair?
Perfect face?
Perfect nose?
Perfect body?
Perfect feet?
:P

 No.224562

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>>224554
Hey buddy, sup

>>224557
Hmmm King QG is fine, thank you

 No.224563

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>>224550
But my home is clean of bugs. Spiders are the only ones that are here. So basically, they're just trying to live here for free and do nothing. Not going to happen. You're defending these gross things way too much!

That's why I like you :)

>>224551
Sleazy Deazy

>>224553
You got me there.

 No.224564

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>>224562
Oh my god this is the cutest Ice Bucket Challenge in the world!

 No.224565

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>>224558
wow lewd. If you insist :o

>>224562
That webm my gosh! awwww :3

If you are King QG, do i get to be a Prince?

>>224563
C-chloe was hitting on m-me!

 No.224566

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>>224561
needing something to post to get 555, you forgot that one lol

 No.224567

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>>224559
>grow
Fuck no….

>>224561
I dunno. If I were Quiet-Grace, I'd guess that I (DVT) like it cause of her hair.

 No.224568

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>>224560
Like I care… no one likes me and I don' t like them.

>>224565
Sure.

 No.224569

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>>224568
>no one likes me and I don' t like them.
Thats a lie

 No.224570

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>>224563
Spiders keep the bugs away, thus, you think there are none! If spiders go, bugs come

<3 You a cool bro

>>224568
I like you, silly…

 No.224571

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>>224554
>>224564
Respond please.

>>224562
I'm good brah

 No.224572

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>>224560
a few hours, yes

>>224563
Lol, you get spiders? NY is known for roaches so that is what we get

>>224564
Aint it? She's 2 adorable for words. A mini Kiki I think

 No.224573

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 No.224574

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I was told that a customer at the resto had a negative comment today. It was during breakfast. He said that it was annoying that the pancakes had too much syrup. We don't put syrup on our pancakes (DUH). The fucker was given the bottle.

>>224569
Wow…. That post could give me diabetes.

 No.224575

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 No.224576

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>>224565
Oh, then go get her, Deaz!

>>224570
Maybe, but spiders are creepy. Still, every bug is treated to a good crushing or the flame. That leads to a nice bug free home. If you ever need a bug free home, just let me know.

♥ :D

>>224572
I do and it's gross. Roaches and spiders are gross. Bug are gross. SO GROSS!

 No.224577

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>>224554
>>224571
>135 kills

Wow. This is literally nothing. Hannibal has been killing and eating people on a regular basis since he was a young teenager, and he's literally still practising it all the time well into his 60s. Hannibal would probably make a nice set of appetizers out of Dexter's hearts for a dinner party.

 No.224578

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 No.224579

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>>224572
Gotta live, and it's how we live amirite?

>>224573
No u

I love u

>>224576
What I need is for you to appreciate spiders! Poor damn spideys

love you too I guess or somethin' <3

 No.224580

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>>224579
SURE! Love everyone BUT ME!

 No.224581

>>224577
Dexter did that too but he didn't eat them… there are lots of people he killed we don't know about. I told you the confirmed ones.

brb dinner time

 No.224582

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>>224580
I never said i didn't love you though…

 No.224583

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>>224576
Lol yeah they are pretty gross. I don't blame you. Would you kill one for a lady or would you run away??

>>224579
Sadly, yes

>>224580
are you a girl?

 No.224584

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>>224579
Leave me alone, let me die. I want it more than anything. pray for it. Just let it fucking happen

 No.224585

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>>224582
HMPH.

>>224583
Did you want a daughter?

 No.224586

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>>224584
Cuz you want it, it won't happen.

>>224585
I don't want kids right now. But you are kinda acting like a needy gf. Just Saying

 No.224587

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 No.224588

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>>224583
I know right… If only money appeared in my bank account without me doing anything!

>>224584
No. Live. Please.

>>224585
Hmmph what?

 No.224590

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>>224579
No! Why don't you tell your little spider friends they wouldn't die if they took the bug spray around my house as a hint. If it makes you feel better, I wouldn't kill Spider Man.

We're just showing each other some bro love ♥
>

>>224583
Of course I'd kill one for my waifu or a pretty lady. They'd want to hug me after.

 No.224591

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>>224586
>I don't want kids right now.
I'll have to disagree. Also, I'm not sure if you know I was kidding or if you're kidding right now.

>>224588
Hmmmpha loompa.

 No.224592

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>>224586
Great.

>>224588
No, even why? No reason, good, fuck off.

 No.224593

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It must be tough being famous.

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 No.224595

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>>224590
Your pest free house is owed to them! Respect authoritahhhhhhh

Ain't nothing wrong with that :3

>>224591
-_- Silly

>>224592
I want you to live.

 No.224596

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>>224595
Why? Really, why?!

 No.224597

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>>224588
Yes! GTA style! get away with one heist and be done with it! I am kidding FIB, I do not want to perform any heist nor am I trying to convince any member of waifuist to do a heist. God Bless America!

>>224590
Yeah me 2. unless it's some crazy gigantic Australian bug!

>>224591
Yes, dvt, I do

>>224593
Karan should know

>>224592
I like you as well, just so you know

 No.224598

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>>224595
More like owed to my hand and napkins. I'll have to recommend that you see a therapist about your spider love. It's pretty creepy. Almost as creepy as the bugs are.

Not at all :P

 No.224599

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>>224597
Poor Karen and Amanda

 No.224600

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>>224596
I appreciate your company, I believe you deserve a chance at a fulfilling life. I believe you sell youself too short.

>>224597
Lol, if only it was that easy to make epic bank… I'd do it

>>224598
You're injust! Cruel! Heartless! They're creatures who wanna live! :p

<3333333333333333333

 No.224601

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>>224597
That's why you need a Swiffer Sweeper. They're flat on the bottom which makes killing bigger bugs at a distance easier. See, I know these things so I can impress the ladies.

>>224600
Ouch! That hurt my feelings man. I'm only trying to protect my home.


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>>224600
Yeah, sure..

 No.224603

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Guys

What TV shows have the best girls to stare at in them?

I'm getting tired now of all these serious shows with intense plotlines at the moment. I just want to see girls now.

 No.224604

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>>224599
that made me laugh lol

>>224600
Shit me 2. In a heart beat. But then I guess others would as well

>>224601
True. I have one of those…somewhere. I just get a big bottle of bug spray and throw it at them. I think that is how it works

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 No.224606

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>>224601
You know, maybe they're trying to protect your home too!

Lucky all this love is around, keeping my cool :)

>>224602
Yes. Sure.

>>224604
It's too tempting, really. We're just fickle beings caught up in what is trivial and material :p

 No.224607

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>>224603
Um, not so serious, that is tough. Everything I would recommend is pretty much dramas though obviously not as serious as those shows

 No.224608

>>224606
Good to see you agree, never talk to me again.

 No.224609

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>tfw older cousin got his doctorate and is getting married to a beautiful pharmacist while you're still posting waifus on the internet

 No.224610

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>>224608
I can't do that though Emps, I like you too much to leave you alone :)

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 No.224612

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>>224603
Check out Disney shows. Lots of those kinds of shows.

>>224604
Lesson one is to never throw things. You must smash! That's how things get done!

>>224606
I do a pretty good job at that by myself. If I need their help, I'll hire someone. Your arguments are not working with me. No peace for the spiders.

I wouldn't want to see you angry! Must show more love ♥♥♥♥♥

>>224609
There's no shame in that!

 No.224613

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>>224609
I'm ot you, but why does it matter?

>>224610
No, just let it happen. Please, fuck! Let me die.

 No.224614

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>>224607
I'm actually fine with that. I can enjoy dramas as long as there are cute girls there to distract me from the fact that there's a plotline.

How do you think I grinded through 80+ episodes of Mad Men so effortlessly?

 No.224615

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I'm off to bed. Good night, much love. ♥

 No.224616

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>>224615
goodnight

 No.224617


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 No.224619

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>>224603
Animu, obviously

>>224612
At least let them live! Put them outside or something ;_;

You're walking a fine line, boi <3

>>224613
Nop nop, I wouldn't let it happen

>>224615
-_- goodnight dvt ya weirdo

 No.224620

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>>224613
It doesn't really. I'm happy for him. It's just hard not to look at my life sometimes and wonder why I didn't achieve as much as he did. He's a great guy.

 No.224621

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>>224615
haha ^^
good night sleep well ♥

 No.224623

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>>224606
Yeah blah, that is life. Gotta make due with my little moneyssssz

>>224609
Just aint your time yet.

>>224612
Oh man, when I had them big roaches, you should have seen me. I was like The Terminator! lol

>>224614
There's The Fosters I mentioned before. Carrie Diaires has a lot of cute girls and only 2 seasons and I think under 30 episodes so you can finish it fast. And it's actually pretty good. Skins is good for that but it's pretty dramatic but good. and one of my favorites, South of Nowhere, which isn't on Netflix but should be is very good. I miss that show

>>224618
Lol

>>224615
Night dvt

 No.224624

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>>224623
That's QGnator, I'll look into these.

 No.224625

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>>224619
Why do you hate me?

 No.224626

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>>224619
No can do. They would try and run and escape what I have them in. Plus they wouldn't say thank you, so that's pretty rude of them.

Oh noes! Don't get mad at me!

>>224623
That is gross! Move away from that place!

 No.224627

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>>224623
haha, just get better at what you do and make more!

>>224625
The literal, exact opposite, is what I do, in reference to you.

>>224626
They don't speak our language! Jeez you're so narrow-minded! :P

W-Well love me more bwehehehe

 No.224628

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>>224627
Shouldn't, you should just let it end.

 No.224629

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>>224624
cool, Skins though, since they change characters every 2 seasons give you more bang for your buck as far as cute girls

>>224626
Lmao. No it's fine. Not an issue anymore

>>224627
It aint that simple! I don't see getting raises happening here anytime soon

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 No.224632

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>>224628
I don't wish for that to happen…

>>224629
Nahhhhh man, work at it, get hired by other, better places, work your way up, be on security detail for Kiki

Okai babes, it's been fun but goodnight. Much love! :3

<33333333333333

 No.224633

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>>224632
Very cruel of you then.

Goodbye.

 No.224634

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>>224632
good night ♥

 No.224635

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Ok, not working today woop woop

>>224632
Hehehe that's the plan!!!! Niggght buddy

 No.224636

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>>224627
It's true! I am! If you want these spiders so bad, then come pick them up and take them home with you.

Fine! I'll love you more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

>>224629
Good. Because then I would start to question your cleanliness.

>>224632
Night.

 No.224637

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>>224635
>not working today

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 No.224640

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>>224636
d-dont do that. Ok I'm a little messy! But nah, this really hit when I first moved in. The apartment was lived in before but no one lived there for like a year so I had to deal with their mess

>>224637
Lol, yes! I feel like I didn't say hi to you today so hi.

 No.224642

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>>224640
Alright. I won't make fun of you being messy. Dirty perv. Good thing I moved into a newly built home, because if I seen bugs in here, I would have gone crazy and moved.

 No.224643

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>>224640
Hey :)
Its fine, im not posting much because I'm working

 No.224644

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>>224642
Pfft, it's my families apartment so nope, paying for free at the time or being homeless….hmmmmmm. lol. No, it wasn't as bad as it sound

>>224643
Oh ok, well don't work so hard ;)

 No.224645

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>>224644
But gross bugs are gross! I'm not sure I share the same opinion lol

 No.224646

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>>224645
I guess I don't have the same feel about bugs. No phobia or anything with them

 No.224647

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>>224646
> No phobia or anything with them
Teach me your ways! I hate them so much!

 No.224648

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>>224644
Nice set ^^

 No.224649

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>>224647
I'm the one with the dead animal phobia! unless it's deep fried So trust me I understand

 No.224650

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>>224648
I had forgotten that I had saved tons of her photos then found it last night. Thanks

 No.224651

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>>224649
Dead animal phobia?

 No.224652

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>>224651
packaged chicken scares me!

Lol no, I don't like to be near dead animals at all. I've gotten better but like if there was a dead mouse next to me right now, I wouldn't be in this room until someone else moved it. I just can't…On the occasion that I had to pick up a dead mouse, It took me about an hour, a lot of bags and a shit load of thinking and breathing. It is actually pretty ridiculous. I'm thankful I never had to dissect anything in science cuz I would have failed lol

 No.224653

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hi

 No.224654

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>>224652
I hate touching cold chicken. Freaks me out.

I'm like that with certain animals. Mouses would be an issue for me because I'm a man lol :)

>>224653
Hi Shoon

 No.224655

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>>224654

Yoo, sup

 No.224657

>>224655
Just playing some games. You?

 No.224658

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>>224657

Music and stuff, normal stuff really

 No.224659

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>>224654
Smh….the judging starts. I will kill the bugs, you pick up the dead mice, we will be perfect together!

>>224653
HHHHHHHHey

 No.224660

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>>224653
>>224654
I would talk to you guys about stuff, but I'm watching Breaking Bad atm. So pardon me if I take a long time to reply.

How are you guys doing?

 No.224661

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>>224659

Hiiii QG

>>224660

Thats a pretty viable excuse for slow replies

Doing ok, pretty bored though, how far you into BB?

 No.224662

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>>224658
Stuff and things. Glad to have you on.

>>224659
Lets not go that far. I'm perfectly fine with killing bugs, but I'm not picking up mice regularly.

>>224660
Have fun watching the show, dude bro!

 No.224663

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>>224662

Stuff and things are the best, glad to be here

 No.224664

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>>224662
Oh, I see….I thought…I guess you weren't the person I thought you were…

 No.224665

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>>224663
Indeed. Especially with zombies.

>>224664
That's some deep judgement…

 No.224666

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>>224665
Sorry, the devil made me do it

 No.224667

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New picture! Gorgeous!

 No.224668

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>>224667
Her lips are so nice… HI!

 No.224669

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 No.224670

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>>224668
hej hej

 No.224671

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>>224670
what on earth, I tried to post at least 4 pictures!

 No.224672

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>>224669
Rude!

>>224670
How goes it?

Stays home from work, everyone disappears…I see how it is!

 No.224673

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>>224671
The chan is acting up. Hotwheels is rebuilding. That might be why

 No.224674

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>>224672
It's kinda true though…

 No.224675

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 No.224676

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>>224644
So who is this cutey?

 No.224677

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>>224674
Yeeeeah it is! lol

>>224675
Lol, looks like it. But they aren't. All men are ephebophiles because we are naturally designed to want to mate with a girl that is capable of giving you the best off spring

>>224676
Just known as Tippi from what I know

 No.224678

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>>224675
Ooooh. This looks very interesting

 No.224679

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>>224677
It's just another harsh fact of life.

 No.224680

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>>224672
it goes, bud

 No.224682

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>>224679
and I cry every time!

>>224680
Cool

Guys, Scientists has discovered that junk food is healthy you if you only eat one type of it. You can only have either salty junk food or sweet junk food. Which do you pick?

 No.224684

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>>224665

Very true

>>224682

Salty, pretzels for life

 No.224685

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>>224682
Me too. Me too. Actually, I'm crying right now…

 No.224688

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>>224684
soft pretzels???

>>224685
No tears! Nice webm. Her skins looks nice

 No.224689

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>>224688

Never had a soft one, only the hard ones

 No.224691

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https://archive.today/MT2Tl

Holy fucking shit.

This is why every man should just have a waifu.

 No.224692

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>>224688
Alright. I'll save the tears for my pillow again. Her everything looks nice…

 No.224694

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>>224689
That's what she said

 No.224695

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 No.224696

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>>224691
Shit, yes, I have to agree

>>224692
This is true

>>224695
Hehe, I kid, I kid

 No.224697

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>>224696

You and your jokes, unbelieavableeeeeeee

 No.224698

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>>224696
But watch yourself. She may be my waifu…

 No.224699

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File: 1426106396189-1.jpg (521.95 KB, 2419x1728, 2419:1728, 1424285117797-1.jpg)

I should take a massage therapy class.

And then post ads around local college campuses stating that I'm a massage student looking to freely practice foot massages on willing participants to help me 'study' for my exams.

 No.224700

>>224699
You are a smart man. I think I might steal this idea.

 No.224701

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>>224697
WHAT?!

>>224698
Until then……………………

>>224699
C-can I be your assistant? there will be a long line and you dont want to keep the customers waiting!

 No.224702

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>>224701
Alright fine. You can be lewd. Actually, I don't think I'd mind the lewd talk about her if she does become my new waifu.

 No.224703

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>>224701

I jokeeeeeeeeeee, your jokes are like the best

 No.224704

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>>224702
Goooddddd, cuz I will have some things to say hehehe

>>224703
Now I don't believe you!

 No.224705

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>>224704
I'm sure whatever you have to say is very lewd…

 No.224707

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>>224705
I'm pure and innocent so nope

 No.224708

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>>224704

Well you gotta trust me, take my handdddd

 No.224710

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>>224707
>QG
>Pure
>Innocent
Yeah…..no. lol

 No.224711

File: 1426107335565-0.jpg (143.45 KB, 1286x1800, 643:900, i_215_3_5.jpg)

>>224708
O-ok….don't hurt me mister

 No.224712

File: 1426107419711.jpg (964.03 KB, 2100x3000, 7:10, chloe_moretz_landing_lax_5….jpg)

>>224711

How could I hurt you, im just a frail little pale person

 No.224713

File: 1426107698028-0.jpg (101.59 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10899151_917054511672765_1….jpg)

>>224710
Yeah, my fingers didn't even want to type that

>>224712
pfft, lies. You probably have big muscles and shit

 No.224714

File: 1426107838341.jpg (861.7 KB, 2289x3000, 763:1000, chloe_moretz_equalizer_set….jpg)

>>224713

Pshhhh im 60kg and about 5ft10 and like 13% body fat, there aint much on me lol

 No.224715

File: 1426107872391.jpg (61.17 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 922719632496594630_1435890….jpg)

>>224713
I'm surprised you didn't explode after typing that. But I had to call the pure part out lol.

 No.224716

File: 1426108105157-0.jpg (108.75 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1424123999494-4.jpg)

>>224714
Not bad lol. I dont think we have any really short waifuist here

>>224715
You guys know me 2 well

 No.224718

File: 1426108264074.jpg (101.64 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 124807888357887293_1435890….jpg)

>>224716
Yes we do and we know how your mind is full of lewdness.

 No.224719

File: 1426108306546.jpg (815.98 KB, 2411x3000, 2411:3000, chloe_moretz_equalizer_set….jpg)

>>224716

Could be betterrrrrr.

I know of a certain waifuist that is short, but his identity will remain secret

 No.224720

File: 1426108673660.jpg (255.57 KB, 1463x2048, 1463:2048, MB_FALL14_OG-020.jpg)

>>224718
>This is what I get for being so open…

>>224719
>Should I just list each waifuist here then when i post the right person, just say YUP????
Post last edited at

 No.224721

File: 1426108784688.jpg (147.5 KB, 1004x596, 251:149, slide5~1.jpg)

>>224720
blah, mistakes mistakes lol

 No.224723

File: 1426108831797.jpg (127.11 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 414417011_14358906.jpg)

>>224720
I think we're all a little too open around here…

>>224721
You fucked up! You fucked up! You fucked up!

 No.224724

File: 1426108881936.jpg (97.87 KB, 500x476, 125:119, Snusmumriken.jpg)

I am returned.

 No.224725

File: 1426108909680.jpg (138.4 KB, 740x490, 74:49, tumblr_m6d7gfVStG1qaaytso2….jpg)

>>224723
This is our basement, away from our wives where we talk about all the things we dont want them to hear!!

SHUT UP

 No.224726

File: 1426108975769.jpg (41.38 KB, 560x720, 7:9, 376312_364420426963605_288….jpg)

>>224724
Hi beautiful

 No.224727

File: 1426109023496.jpg (111.32 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 128425718458421168_1435890….jpg)

>>224724
Zamp! Welcome back!

>>224725
So this is our man cave? I thought we were supposed to talk about sports in the man cave.

:O That is such a rude thing to say…

 No.224729

File: 1426109200461.gif (363 KB, 300x225, 4:3, bath2.gif)

>>224726
:3 Hi~

>>224727
Thank you thank you

in the man cave we talk about manly things. what kinda manly things have you done today?

 No.224730

File: 1426109325885.jpg (355.35 KB, 766x1024, 383:512, 1384534972742.jpg)

>>224727
I dont watch sports though….

love ya!

>>224729
Zup?

 No.224731

File: 1426109370531.jpg (30.77 KB, 350x468, 175:234, 1372838984366.jpg)

Good evening

 No.224732

File: 1426109575789.jpg (108.61 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 141328215543975798_1435890….jpg)

>>224729
☻ ♥

>>224730
Then I guess girls are the topic!

>>224731
Evening!

 No.224733

File: 1426109641723.jpg (48.39 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1384917418743.jpg)

>>224731
heyyyyyyyyyyyyy bro

 No.224735

File: 1426109675473.png (69.26 KB, 240x200, 6:5, blows harmonica.png)

>>224730
I decied to visit my bf so took my bike and went over there, this is apprently suppoes to be his birthday today anyway so… It was nice and cosy at the beginning but later something went wrong the fun kinda disapeard :(

>>224731
evening mate

>>224732
what's the ♥ for?
Hi

 No.224736

File: 1426109766367.jpg (116.94 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 129836504049323343_1435890….jpg)

>>224735
Just showing some bro love lol

 No.224737

File: 1426109879114.jpg (55.84 KB, 600x600, 1:1, armin2.jpg)

>>224736
is that what you consider manly, faggot?

 No.224738

File: 1426109902152.jpg (127.65 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1388092067132.jpg)

>>224732
and the best topic

>>224735
aww, sorry to hear that. It happens i guess

 No.224739

File: 1426110007850.jpg (54.08 KB, 500x357, 500:357, armin3.jpg)

>>224738
too often

 No.224740

File: 1426110010172.jpg (84.17 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 910515157581237398_1435890….jpg)

>>224737
Yeah man! That's manly!

>>224738
Totally! We're girls!

 No.224741

File: 1426110185598.jpg (298.09 KB, 553x371, 79:53, lets-get-some-peperoni-jal….jpg)

>>224740
you think you are manly ey? not Ricky and Julian manly!

 No.224742

File: 1426110313606.jpg (289.74 KB, 1902x1047, 634:349, bubbles-shed-n-breakfast.jpg)

>>224741
I'm more of a Bubbles kind of manly. Is that good?

 No.224744

File: 1426110370347.jpg (54.75 KB, 500x375, 4:3, the trailer park boys.jpg)

>>224742
Yes :3

Cocksucker

 No.224746

File: 1426110528048.jpg (1.06 MB, 3144x1918, 1572:959, 4130.trailerparkboys.jpg)

>>224744
Yay :D

Not yet

 No.224747

File: 1426110652894.jpg (1.39 MB, 2828x4272, 707:1068, 1369580368120.jpg)

>>224732
>>224733
>>224735

How are you guys? :)

 No.224748

File: 1426110690078.jpg (398.56 KB, 1450x2175, 2:3, Bailee-Madison--China-Anne….jpg)

>>224747
Very good. How are you?

 No.224749

File: 1426110798922.jpg (726.61 KB, 1829x1278, 1829:1278, 1372081866921.jpg)

>>224748
I'm alright ty

Got myself a new mic and recording software/hardware today :3

 No.224751

File: 1426110882372.jpg (100.95 KB, 750x720, 25:24, 0105-1387604657665.jpg)

>>224739
Sorry then. That is the worst feel

>>224740
wait what? Those thighs though…………

>>224747
Good, just finished eating. Now I am a new man

>>224749
I need a mic!

 No.224752

File: 1426110981751-0.webm (2.28 MB, 854x363, 854:363, 1398380748429.webm)

>>224553
I really like that webm.

 No.224753

File: 1426110992651.jpg (731.87 KB, 1853x3000, 1853:3000, 1369576011265.jpg)

>>224751
This one sounds pretty nice and clean I must admit, I like it!

Watcha eat?

 No.224754

File: 1426111122853.jpg (219.03 KB, 817x1222, 817:1222, 01 - YVe64Wf.jpg)

>>224749
oooooh! Sounds nice! Do you make music or podcasts?

>>224751
I mean…
Yeah those thighs are beautiful. So touchable

 No.224755

File: 1426111260383.jpg (188.4 KB, 720x1008, 5:7, snufkin (17).jpg)

>>224746
I finished watching all the seasons now :(

dw one day u will

>>224747
>>224735

>>224751
yes, but i'm getting better now, gonna watch Wolf of Wall street now since I haven't watched the whole movie yet…

 No.224756

File: 1426111341592.jpg (872.33 KB, 2434x3000, 1217:1500, chloe_moretz_equalizer_set….jpg)

>>224720

Go for it!

>>224724

Hi returned

 No.224757

File: 1426111365140.jpg (26.29 KB, 402x402, 1:1, tumblr_nb5lnd8pBe1tolmkoo1….jpg)

>>224752
Thanks
>mfw your loli will never tuck you in at night and sleep in your arms

>>224753
Just left over chicken and rice. I know I will be hungry later. Gotta wait til tomorrow to get paid

>>224754
The right kind of thickness

 No.224758

File: 1426111438902.jpg (53.2 KB, 640x640, 1:1, BaileeBoat.jpg)

>>224755
I'm super excited for the new season! Can't wait!

Hopefully it's a cute trap one…

>>224757
Exactly why I love them so much. Love thighs!

 No.224759

File: 1426111439542.jpg (1.44 MB, 2600x5041, 2600:5041, 1372316185216.jpg)

>>224755
w-what happened mate?

I've got that to watch tomorrow night too! Tell me how it goes :3

>>224754
Nahh just vocaroo's for now

I just want something I can talk clearly on and maybe do some singing on too

>>224757
Just think of that delicious succulent pay check with extra fries

 No.224760

File: 1426111596616.jpg (138 KB, 1024x1536, 2:3, 1421880028044.jpg)

>>224755
Takes about three days to watch the whole thing. Enjoy!

>>224758

I just had some. Chicken thighs are the best! Wait………….oh nevermind….

>>224759
Yes yes, i keep thinking the day needs to go by so i can get my money!

 No.224761

File: 1426111826907.jpg (3 KB, 160x160, 1:1, images.jpg)

>>224756
Hi Josh

>>224758
:333

>>224759
Ugh hard to explain >< Just disapointed and stuff…

tell you have what goes?

>>224760
did you like it?

 No.224762

File: 1426111883854.jpg (840.26 KB, 2774x3900, 1387:1950, Bailee2014.jpg)

>>224759
Very nice man. I wish I had your mic :(

>>224760
lol. Bailee thighs are the best!

 No.224763

File: 1426111924622.jpg (67.57 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, 1421880179300.jpg)

>>224761
I actually didn't see it. I just know of it. especially that it is long

 No.224764

File: 1426111967382.jpg (873.58 KB, 1965x3000, 131:200, 1367793025634.jpg)

>>224761
Wolf of Wall street

Aw okay, well if you need to suddenly get it off your chest just say.

I feel like I owe it to you based on how nice you were to me ^^

>>224762
It's bretty nice, I'll vocaroo something if anyone can give me a line.

 No.224765

File: 1426111974083.jpg (699.2 KB, 2427x3000, 809:1000, chloe_moretz_equalizer_set….jpg)

>>224761

Hi friendo, how are you today

 No.224766

File: 1426112093393.jpg (160.39 KB, 550x775, 22:31, 0136-1389743415348.jpg)

>>224762
pfft, Kiki's are but I'll let you believe that!

 No.224767

File: 1426112224069.jpg (1.48 MB, 2526x3000, 421:500, chloe_moretz_equalizer_set….jpg)

My internet is dying, cya all tommorow

 No.224768

File: 1426112246031.jpg (209.55 KB, 681x1024, 681:1024, Bailee HBO Luxury Lounge A….jpg)

>>224761
:)

>>224764
Well I'm not good at lines, so hopefully someone else will give you something :)

>>224766
Debatable. I say Bailee's are. So juicy…

 No.224769

File: 1426112319446.jpg (1.37 MB, 1952x3264, 61:102, 1345159954321.jpg)

>>224767
awwww, okay, night buddy

 No.224770

File: 1426112392315.gif (812.1 KB, 272x322, 136:161, 1378653329821.gif)

Ugh

I await a very smug Deazy to come along

 No.224771


 No.224772

File: 1426112581763.png (6.83 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1426026046324.png)

>>224763
well I think it's good so Imma watch!

>>224764
Sure I can tell you that but it's almost 3 hours long

Aww you're too sweet ♥
but you don't owe my anything.

>>224767
Ok :(
bye

>>224770
When he does, tickle him for me pls.

 No.224773

File: 1426112677885.gif (4.85 MB, 210x250, 21:25, 1351238284801.gif)

>>224768
>mfw :P

>>224770
I know he said he was working. should be around soon

 No.224774

File: 1426112709036.gif (483.05 KB, 500x285, 100:57, tqiDg.gif)

>>224772

<3 thx you too

He shall be tickled

 No.224775

File: 1426112806085.jpg (197.68 KB, 574x574, 1:1, 0111-1387702654177.jpg)

>>224774
SO CUTE! KSTEW PLZ

 No.224776


 No.224777

File: 1426113293111-0.jpg (114.38 KB, 551x507, 551:507, 1391633499326.jpg)

File: 1426113293111-1.gif (1.59 MB, 317x250, 317:250, Laugh.gif)

>mfw Chelsea

 No.224778

File: 1426113345085.jpg (137.85 KB, 466x594, 233:297, 1378714487262.jpg)

>>224777
yeah… hi

 No.224779

File: 1426113467050-0.gif (870.02 KB, 245x250, 49:50, 1394993327346 (1).gif)

>>224778
Why hello there Widge

 No.224780

File: 1426113546858.gif (109.99 KB, 344x505, 344:505, 1372869783733.gif)

>>224779
Hai

y-yeah, good result eh?
How r u mate?

 No.224781

File: 1426113664968-0.jpg (236.61 KB, 1023x1358, 1023:1358, 1393192465197.jpg)

>>224780
I usually want English teams to do well but you guys played disgusting football and were awful in all areas

I'm doing alright thanks

 No.224782

File: 1426114006556.jpg (528.71 KB, 2213x3230, 2213:3230, 1372452909815.jpg)

>>224781
Gooodie good

It's aight, there's still the league and now I can root for BVB to win the CL :3

 No.224783

File: 1426114163685-0.jpg (84.72 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1393002562117.jpg)

>>224782
Yeah you guys should still win the League

Bayern Munich won 7-0 tonight also :O

 No.224784

File: 1426114298848.jpg (170.47 KB, 620x387, 620:387, Clarkson_3228924b.jpg)

>Chelshit
>eplshit
>clarkshit
>football's reputation and decency in general

 No.224785

File: 1426114437970-0.jpg (56.19 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1402501477294.jpg)

>>224784
>>football's reputation and decency in general
It was a really terrible game. Worst referring in years, dont think he got anything right.
Zlatan shouldnt have been off, Costa should have been

 No.224787

File: 1426114615173.jpg (71.38 KB, 415x640, 83:128, 1384462221811.jpg)

>>224784
Please say that was tonight.

 No.224788

File: 1426114833444.jpg (398.79 KB, 640x3792, 40:237, 1367816561367.jpg)

>>224787
He was at the game mateo

>>224785
I have no words

 No.224789

File: 1426115113789.jpg (200.55 KB, 1024x729, 1024:729, 6UvA4Qw.jpg)

All this football talk

 No.224790

File: 1426115127499.jpg (985.22 KB, 1920x1280, 3:2, 1386449826568.jpg)

>>224788

Really? Jesus Christ

 No.224792

File: 1426115181002-0.jpg (1.02 MB, 2550x3493, 2550:3493, 1391631015459.jpg)

>>224789
haha sorry. Big Champions League game on tonight
Hey Orange ♥
Whats up with you?

 No.224793

File: 1426115286912.jpg (26.18 KB, 441x441, 1:1, 1422274043924.jpg)

>>224790
Yer Im p sure he's a fan

>ywn get 600,000+ people to support your buffoonery

 No.224794

File: 1426115322281.jpg (184.09 KB, 1066x1600, 533:800, QdjNz3S.jpg)

>>224792
I was enjoying it actually :)
Hi Sleazy ♥
Not much. Playing TF2 with a friend. Eating. You?

 No.224795

File: 1426115532037.gif (430.04 KB, 500x278, 250:139, fapo.gif)

What is up you faggots?

 No.224796

File: 1426115538797-0.jpg (1.23 MB, 2560x1600, 8:5, 1391627705642.jpg)

>>224794
Well just finished watching the game, probably gonna play some League. Is the script's QR still bugged for you?

 No.224797

File: 1426115599813-0.jpg (330.04 KB, 1200x1717, 1200:1717, 1391631067433.jpg)

>>224795
Hey Forni ♥
>>224796

Whats up with you?

 No.224798

File: 1426115607197.jpg (725.89 KB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1373365702381.jpg)

>>224795
Was literally just watching that actually

Are you outside my window?

 No.224799

File: 1426115698093.gif (836.71 KB, 160x185, 32:37, 9878454654.gif)

>>224795
Hey Forn

 No.224800

File: 1426115818041.jpg (156.36 KB, 742x1024, 371:512, kroxEuT.jpg)

>>224796
I don't use the script so I'm not sure. Have fun with your game :)

 No.224801

File: 1426115862710.jpg (817.83 KB, 1072x1600, 67:100, Bleach_cover_45.jpg)

>>224798
All day all the time, Widgy.

>>224797
Boring day. Forced myself to sleep. Now I'm waiting till it's 4 AM and the new chapter of Bleach comes out. 8 more hours to go.

 No.224803

File: 1426115984648.jpg (60.09 KB, 640x381, 640:381, allgoodman.jpg)

>>224795
Iam wething Worf af Wallstreets

 No.224804

File: 1426116123893.gif (Spoiler Image, 2.81 MB, 450x298, 225:149, 1368370028544.gif)

>>224801
I knew I shoulda closed the windows earlier tonight…

 No.224805

File: 1426116174315.webm (2.95 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 1399760376689.webm)

>>224798
>tfw cringe humor makes me feel too uncomfortable to watch that show

I wanna pause like every minute and tell myself it's just a TV show.

 No.224806

File: 1426116407396.png (62.41 KB, 240x240, 1:1, f6d1b46679ebde41ac6dc2124e….png)

So my stalkfu's best friend accepted me on instagram. Now I have access to the pics and vids they take together that my stalkfu won't post on her account. I wanted to add her on FB too but I think that would be too harsh and it would expose me.

>>224804
I won't forget the things I saw.

>>224803
Do you like kinky movies?

 No.224808

File: 1426116448867.jpg (658.7 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 1372145437304.jpg)

>>224805

I'd say there's more cringworthy stuff in the office, that has moments where I really wanna look away.

>>224806
w-what did you see?

 No.224809

File: 1426116501673.jpg (19.53 KB, 306x306, 1:1, e52968ace8fa11e2b78a22000a….jpg)

>>224805
I'd like to see you watching The Office. But yeah, I know that feel man.

 No.224810

File: 1426116580522.jpg (33.43 KB, 600x338, 300:169, cory-and-trevor-i15.jpg)

>>224806
you bet bby

 No.224811

File: 1426116678412-0.jpeg (84.38 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 0eb43c4411e4f9ef5ca4f848f….jpeg)

>>224804
Gosh she does so many lewd scenes :o

 No.224812

File: 1426116744345.jpg (51.31 KB, 633x637, 633:637, 1399664826425.jpg)


 No.224813

File: 1426116802005.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.82 KB, 946x484, 43:22, 1367840157927.jpg)

>>224809
I doubt you'd find that very enjoyable… it's just me on my bed staring at my screen and every now and again cringing in between giggling or laughing.

>>224811
h-hey its not that many. I think On the Road & Welcome to the Reilly's stand out for me

 No.224814

File: 1426116923187.jpg (296.53 KB, 1628x2000, 407:500, KiernanShipka_MoC_20150109….jpg)

>>224813
I like

 No.224815

File: 1426117195620.webm (2.9 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1400300382649.webm)

>>224808
>>224809
It's unfortunate for me that beheading videos are easier to watch than cringe most of the time. I'll try and watch The Office one day.

>>224812
I can't wait for the next season.

 No.224817

File: 1426117815194-0.jpg (154.93 KB, 765x1024, 765:1024, 1332014058988.jpg)

>>224813
Its ok that you have a Lewdfu Widgey

 No.224818

File: 1426117820620.gif (2.1 MB, 300x334, 150:167, 1393211715258.gif)

>>224815
>I can't wait for the next season.
same I dont care if it will never be able to live up to the exceptional S2
I will get hype and be disappointed later

 No.224820

File: 1426118432973.jpg (Spoiler Image, 68.5 KB, 615x411, 205:137, 1379423716963.jpg)

>>224817
Nu uh have not!

 No.224821

File: 1426118501788-0.jpg (182.85 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1394035649993.jpg)


 No.224822

File: 1426118501723.webm (801.28 KB, 492x450, 82:75, PresentWhimsicalEgg.webm)

>>224818
Totally agree. I don't know if they'll ever be able to top those last few episodes of the last season.

 No.224824

File: 1426118884232.gif (1.79 MB, 213x255, 71:85, 1405980490624.gif)


 No.224825

File: 1426119017763.mp4 (879.75 KB, 480x480, 1:1, D54E0D9D209857470662717562….mp4)

>>224824
AJ plz lol. What is even going on there?

 No.224826

File: 1426119025348.gif (1.94 MB, 346x231, 346:231, 1394677457347.gif)

>>224824
So ripe..

 No.224827

File: 1426119196990.mp4 (7.54 MB, 360x360, 1:1, Jennifer_Selter_-_GYM_-_Je….mp4)


 No.224828

File: 1426119226035.jpg (100.81 KB, 350x352, 175:176, herp derp.jpg)

>>224810
Why are you such a sinner, zamps?

>>224808
Things words can't describe.

 No.224830

File: 1426119391454.jpg (238.01 KB, 494x788, 247:394, 418_kick_post.jpg)

>>224828
I'm just enjoying the lewd life our Lord gave us

 No.224831

File: 1426119411281.webm (2.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, layla gropes her butt at ….webm)

>>224826
She jiggles and she jaggles

>>224825
Layla is applying sort of fancy inverted pin that gives her licence to be a lesbo

 No.224833

File: 1426119580428.jpg (282.51 KB, 817x1222, 817:1222, Kaitlyn-Dever-kaitlyn-deve….jpg)

>>224831
Oh shit that ass squeeze! I see! Layla always seemed like she goes in that direction!

>>224832

Look who has returned to us

 No.224834

File: 1426119592814.jpg (175.53 KB, 500x681, 500:681, 1379665506659.jpg)

>>224832
sup!

 No.224835

File: 1426119680924.gif (1.84 MB, 300x295, 60:59, 1383397646392.gif)

>>224832
Hai mister Stevie

Also hi guys

 No.224837

File: 1426119692906.gif (4.31 MB, 177x200, 177:200, 1422818983978.gif)

>>224827
Yes, quite ripe.

 No.224838

File: 1426119732471.jpg (420.02 KB, 1607x2500, 1607:2500, 1395693727666.jpg)

>>224835
yay it's red :3

 No.224839

File: 1426119796327.jpg (250.32 KB, 698x1024, 349:512, Kaitlyn-Dever---2013-LA-Fi….jpg)

>>224835
Hey you!

>>224837
lawd, damn CM PUNK! A guy shouldn't be that lucky

 No.224840

File: 1426119806054.gif (719.74 KB, 500x208, 125:52, excitement.gif)

>>224830
My Lord did not give me a lewd life.

 No.224842

File: 1426119913762.jpg (46.17 KB, 480x713, 480:713, 1413837036307.jpg)

She is such a shit eater
I love it

 No.224843

File: 1426119940645.jpg (97.16 KB, 612x612, 1:1, kaitlyn_dever_good_morning….jpg)

>>224841
For everyone. I think we all dropped it. Really I just miss the arrows lol. but the show post options at least allows you to still embed videos

 No.224844

File: 1426119992177.jpg (42.25 KB, 604x453, 4:3, 1383437049499.jpg)

>>224838
Wooooooooooo, hello qt

>>224839
What up my main man? My man with the plan?

>>224840
You're the Lord of Lewd, mister Forns

>>224841

Yes, mine too, though if you turn off Quick Reply in the settings it works for me, give it a try

 No.224846

File: 1426120274252.jpg (5.32 MB, 4444x2500, 1111:625, 1383188914139.jpg)

>>224844
ooh i shall try that. I am good bro. Today would have been such a perfect day to go out and I stayed my ass in!

 No.224847

File: 1426120397919.jpg (113.75 KB, 1405x1052, 1405:1052, 1387804724665.jpg)

>>224846
Man you shoulda got out and did something! Strutted your stuff, experienced NYC, lived!

Inside's good too though

 No.224850

File: 1426120506732.jpg (70.57 KB, 539x720, 539:720, 1383440534759.jpg)

>>224848
Haha, well it's not too big a deal to miss it, but yeah seems to be fine without QR for me

In her cute little Lauren voice? :3

 No.224852

File: 1426120621441.jpg (241.27 KB, 852x1136, 3:4, 138471405043.jpg)

>>224848
Ditto, but I just noticed from messing around

>>224847
aww dat Chloe. so pretty, I should have rode my bike today, it was literally perfect for that. well I will next time the weather is nice

 No.224853

File: 1426120626696.gif (484.2 KB, 230x201, 230:201, samuel.gif)

>>224844
Are you calling me a whore?

 No.224854

File: 1426120639453-0.jpg (238.02 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, 1392668713020.jpg)

>>224832
Hey Stevis ♥

>>224835
Hey red ♥

 No.224857

File: 1426120835397.jpg (303.11 KB, 500x900, 5:9, 1387040222570.jpg)

>>224851
Text edits I'm not sure, I've never edited anything. Can I even, not being mod?

Ahhhhh so cute!

>>224852
Chloe the prettiest

You gotta take all the opportunities you can man!

>>224853
I'm saying I love you with every part of me that I can love you with ;3

>>224854
Ello Deazu <3

 No.224858

File: 1426120964199.gif (898.57 KB, 512x384, 4:3, forksjyv4.gif)

>>224840
but you choose not to have one, that's diffrent.

I didn't choose the lewd life, the lewd life choosed me.

 No.224861

File: 1426121101339.jpg (209.74 KB, 1333x1000, 1333:1000, 1383438395235.jpg)

>>224858
Do you love the lewd life?

>>224859

Ohh, yeah, seems like the normal userscript box has those, yessss

 No.224862

File: 1426121104973-0.jpg (1.29 MB, 1998x1827, 222:203, 1391634461369.jpg)

>>224859
Not too bad, you?

 No.224863

File: 1426121179067.gif (1.88 MB, 300x248, 75:62, 1366926321769.gif)

Dont marry her fuck me

 No.224864

File: 1426121223165.jpg (1.05 MB, 3276x2457, 4:3, 1372238262875.jpg)

Alright so I just got the waifu extension

w-whats no pedo?

 No.224866

File: 1426121321647.jpg (758.11 KB, 1997x3000, 1997:3000, 1380726858154_okay9.jpg)

>>224857
Not when there's snow around! Im not trying to crash again!

>>224859

Yeah Ima do the same

>>224864
Just a joke. I think it's a hide option

 No.224868

File: 1426121453961.jpg (474.19 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, slide_385972_4627826_free.jpg)

>>224864
good advice?

 No.224870

File: 1426121514012.jpg (81.36 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1402945851976_923988_14257….jpg)

>>224865
ah

>>224865

>>224866
ohhh cool, I never knew that. That would make it easier to browse chilling with my flatmates

>>224867

Yeah it suckss! Really want it back ;-;

 No.224872

File: 1426121609239.jpg (532.6 KB, 1067x1600, 1067:1600, 19444811.jpg)

>>224867
I know! we so basic now lol

>>224870
pfft, they like all the things you like. you are just man enough to admit it!

 No.224874

File: 1426121749684.jpg (358.09 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 1383676346738.jpg)

>>224865
Lame-o, it's so broked right now

I'm loving this Lauren meme :3

>>224866
Snow? Fug, I'd be outside alla time, sounds so awesome!

>>224870
Your flatmates don't like cute grils?

 No.224875

File: 1426121785876.jpg (1.48 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1381927879051.jpg)

Goodnight waifu pals ^_^

 No.224876

File: 1426121804012.jpg (35.04 KB, 500x700, 5:7, 1391972668810.jpg)

>>224871
>>224872
>>224874
They know I like Chloe but we do post girls of questionable age her sometimes..
I aint explaining Jordyn

 No.224878

File: 1426121832425.jpg (1.56 MB, 2936x4404, 2:3, 1393168964776.jpg)

>>224875
Good night widge ♥

 No.224879

File: 1426121906411.gif (1.99 MB, 370x322, 185:161, 1405502121898.gif)

>>224875
It's L8 huh

 No.224880

File: 1426121917066.jpg (597.84 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, hokuto.jpg)

Hello Stevis.

>>224858
You can say no to lewdness whenever you want.

 No.224882

File: 1426122055049.jpg (1.89 MB, 1402x2348, 701:1174, 1393417829279.jpg)

>>224879
Pretty late

>>224881

I do have legal waifus to post. It's just I cant control what anyone else is posting

 No.224883

File: 1426122131865.jpg (380.88 KB, 1066x1600, 533:800, 13842184625.jpg)

>>224873
Lol, I see how it is…ok….*Sniff*

>>224874
No, no its not!

>>224875
NIGHT!

>>224876
Lol, yeah, I hear you there

 No.224884

File: 1426122166234.jpg (1.43 MB, 1200x1699, 1200:1699, 1383744099149.jpg)

>>224875
Night qtttt

>>224876
I'm sure they'll understand, it's just your passion for dance!

>>224880
>tfw I pour my heart and soul out for my Forni and he doesn't reciprocate ;_;

>>224881

Gay as many things that are very gay

Is that a shoop of Lauren's head onto Lauren?

 No.224885

File: 1426122240122.jpg (34.98 KB, 400x267, 400:267, tsunshark.jpg)

>>224881
What's with this beer shit?

>>224884
I can't be too availabler. Or else you won't value my presence.

 No.224886

File: 1426122370908.jpg (68.25 KB, 960x697, 960:697, 1392262954040.jpg)

>>224883
Although we were watching Mad Men the other day and he asked would you fuck Keirnan as a joke, this was back when she was really young in the show. I was like
E-errrrr n-no

>>224884
haha t-thats r-right

 No.224888

File: 1426122524022.png (141.79 KB, 500x372, 125:93, O.png)

that's my beer!

 No.224889

File: 1426122593443.jpg (65.65 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1392312413925.jpg)

>>224887
I wasnt saying we should. Exactly, I just didnt know it was an option, its a good idea

 No.224890

File: 1426122668444.jpg (5.12 MB, 2832x3429, 944:1143, 1387491854881.jpg)

>>224886
Lmao seeeeeeeeeee. they are pervs like you! also ive he comes here, I will ban him!

>>224887

Uh huh lol

 No.224892

File: 1426122803928.jpg (104.55 KB, 1024x708, 256:177, totallyelle_events_2015_wi….jpg)

I survived a 28 hours long power outage.

I am your new god.

also what did i miss

 No.224893

>>224883
It is to me! I only seen snow once, I think it'd be real swell

>>224885
I love you too much for you to play these games with me!

>>224886
Would you do it though? :o

Dancing girls, nothing wrong with that

>>224887

Lol, what is even straight anymore!?

:D

 No.224895

File: 1426122977401.jpg (223.02 KB, 962x802, 481:401, 1425599174411.jpg)

>>224880
>implying I don't

 No.224896

File: 1426122981487.jpg (311.09 KB, 1268x1920, 317:480, 1392081568173.jpg)

>>224890
haha!
The other day he randomly bought up a topic we were talking about on the chan the other day and it really weirded me out. I was like holy shit, maybe he was lurking ><

>>224892
Damn thats painful, glad you made it

>>224893
Not below 14

 No.224898

File: 1426123171810.png (1.75 MB, 1536x1093, 1536:1093, 1382241475702_MIAU_October….png)

>>224891
Fine ;)

>>224892
Idk about new god, but I admire you!!!! and not much, new bros and us, posting pics and talking about shit

>>224893
One day my friend. it was just annoying this year

>>224896
I know that feel actually. I questioned if my friend was a Chlobro when he bought some HitGirl things lol

 No.224900

File: 1426123432303.jpg (48.87 KB, 624x567, 208:189, 1383584365002.jpg)

>>224896
T-That's a good age for it

>>224897

It's totally straight to say ILY Stevie

You're logical 100% of the time

>>224898
Hectic snowed in, were you?

 No.224902

File: 1426123526632-0.jpg (1.27 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, scarlet witch.jpg)

File: 1426123526632-1.gif (1.57 MB, 500x250, 2:1, tumblr_ninvcbFzRD1s9rx9zo1….gif)

Man, I'm not any big fan of superhero movies or of Elizabeth Olsen for that matter but I'm feeling so hyped for Avengers 2 purely because of Scarlet Witch. She's got the coolest powers and is a total haggard looking witchy qt. That's gonna be my little secret respite when I eventually see it.

You ever see a movie with other people that has your waifu in it and felt like it was a secret little thing just for you? Like they have no idea how much you're relishing every moment she's on screen.

 No.224903

File: 1426123728938.jpg (319.11 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, thelostroom_ep1cap072.jpg)

>>224898

That is definitely something I missed.

>>224902

You're adorable.

 No.224904

File: 1426123750130.gif (4.67 MB, 350x256, 175:128, 1384693870094.gif)

>>224899
You crossed the line with drizzle! You can't call me that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>224900
a lot of it, bad conditions etc. but we are past it now

>>224902
Dark Shadows. I even saw it again with my ex just so i could see her scenes again…Not that i paid for it…a second time

 No.224906

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 No.224907

File: 1426123997248.jpg (422.02 KB, 1473x1080, 491:360, 1382311552693.jpg)

>>224901
Hahaha! Love it. Silly Lauren, will she ever find her beer?

>>224904
Good good bro. Weather can be a cruel mistress.

Dark Shadows Chloe so damn hot

 No.224909

File: 1426124242494.jpg (77.72 KB, 640x640, 1:1, totallyelle_events_2015_wi….jpg)

>>224906

There is no way that is an actual language.

>>224908


How have you been stevis? I'm sorry if it seems like I don't care, I should ask that question more often but the last few weeks have been very turbulent and I forget that you guys are people with lives too.

 No.224910

File: 1426124303603.jpg (1.29 MB, 3558x3000, 593:500, 1387686824959.jpg)

>>224905
Ok fine <3

>>224907
and it was. She was pretty much perfect

 No.224911

>>224887
That vooooooice.

 No.224912

File: 1426124383035-0.jpg (1.13 MB, 2126x2953, 2126:2953, winona bathtub.jpg)

File: 1426124383035-1.gif (1.83 MB, 260x180, 13:9, winona bathtub.gif)

>>224903
hey, thanks pal

>>224904
>>224907
Depp has a couple comical lines in that movie but for me it's all about Eva. Without Eva Green I wouldn't be able to watch it. That's almost another subject entirely in and of itself: movies you can only stand watching for that kind of reason.

Oh speaking of "waifu movies" relating to my original question, Beetlejuice is such a colossal "waifu movie". It's a good movie in general but my god, it's just a feast of Winona after Winona after Winona. And in a role that was like *the* waifu role for her.

 No.224913

File: 1426124384188.jpg (52.32 KB, 926x490, 463:245, chill.jpg)

>>224909
I tried to translate it, see file name

 No.224914

File: 1426124451182.jpg (234.78 KB, 1280x1152, 10:9, breastfee.jpg)

>>224906
What demoniac language is that?

 No.224916

File: 1426124596120.jpg (201.42 KB, 1222x817, 1222:817, 1387472739967.jpg)

>>224908
Maybe it's a soul searching journey for her, and 'finding her beer' means so much more than simply finding a beer

>>224910
So lewd too :o

>>224912

 No.224917

File: 1426124644118.jpg (70.27 KB, 810x1000, 81:100, bella-heathcote-makeup-bri….jpg)

>>224912
Hmm, it was Chloe for me but I really liked Bella after I saw it. Eva was just the cherry on top.

Yes, I remember liking Winona then when I watched as a kid. That was my movie then. Good times. I would figure Heathers would be that role

>>224915

Lmfao, wow, so rude yet so nice

 No.224919

File: 1426124905337.jpg (413.18 KB, 1200x1500, 4:5, Bella_Heathcote_FInal.jpg)

>>224918
Yeah yeah sure sure!

Would you ever join a band like Chrvches? Were you were just on the side and the girl was the star?

 No.224920

File: 1426124911018.jpg (1.51 MB, 1257x2395, 1257:2395, 1395229338825.jpg)

>>224918
You are her beer! :ooooooo

 No.224922

File: 1426125207950.jpg (322.55 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 1~39.jpg)

>>224914

The site's domain is .pl so it may be polish? I find it hard to believe any modern language looks like that. Though this would explain their surnames.

>>224915


I'll be okay. I'm glad things are going well for you.

 No.224923

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 No.224925

File: 1426125476070.jpg (125.88 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, IMG_20131019_212105.jpg)

>>224921
You could be the DJ/producer. I could see you in the music videos lol



>Random but why not, this is me. My friend sent me the pic. was maybe 3 years ago

 No.224926


 No.224927

File: 1426125630706-0.jpg (243.71 KB, 1025x613, 1025:613, ss (2015-03-12 at 01.57.42….jpg)

File: 1426125630706-1.jpg (26.88 KB, 550x535, 110:107, 1392312456032.jpg)


 No.224929

File: 1426125736798.jpg (2.45 MB, 2470x3600, 247:360, totallyelle_events_2015_wi….jpg)

>>224923

Yeah.

>>224924


She is a good girl. Works with severely disabled children and adults, AFAIK I'm her only "easy" patient. Also she's an even bigger hippie than the previous one lol.

 No.224930

File: 1426125742103.mp4 (2.21 MB, 640x640, 1:1, Bella shake.mp4)

>>224927
HEY! MISTER! This is a feels free zone!

>>224928

>>224926
Like I would post my face lol

 No.224931

File: 1426125809205-0.jpg (102.54 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1417476305672.jpg)

>>224930
O-ok ;-;

 No.224932

File: 1426125873775-0.jpg (248.72 KB, 700x509, 700:509, 1422228027843-1.jpg)

>>224930
I just cant help going through their instagrams and getting all depressed

 No.224934

File: 1426126098818-0.jpg (97.86 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1425747927681.jpg)

>>224925
Thats a cool pic, looks busy

 No.224935

File: 1426126159124-0.webm (509.91 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1415126957856.webm)

File: 1426126159124-1.mp4 (1.5 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 10716797_1528397514041351_….mp4)

>>224931
>>224932
I know I know. Ditto. well, it doesn't bother me as much as it it was Karen Shipcah but it I understand the feel. Please have this Laneya and Harley to make you feel better!

>>224933

Not here. maybe one day on Skype or something

 No.224936

File: 1426126366592.gif (880.43 KB, 500x188, 125:47, 1386195121428.gif)

>>224925
Big daddy Queue Gee walking the streets, a real Human of New York, lookit him go

>>224933

You would post dat pic lol

 No.224937

File: 1426126387414-0.jpg (154.65 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 1417477925417.jpg)

>>224935
Thanks :)
I should probably start a Laneya folder

 No.224939

File: 1426126441602.jpg (1.34 MB, 1996x3000, 499:750, events_2014_maleficent_pre….jpg)

>>224933

No weed smoking, but she talks to her plants. I think she qualifies.

>>224932

Were you planning on dating Jordyn?

>>224935

Such a cute poppeh.

 No.224941

File: 1426126486810-0.jpg (72.59 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1422410938269.jpg)

>>224939
Yes :(

 No.224942

File: 1426126489853.jpg (184.81 KB, 1450x2019, 1450:2019, 1382246519398.jpg)

>>224938
:oooooo You trolin me rite nao?

>>224939
Are they nice plants, at least?

 No.224944

File: 1426126576942-0.jpg (60.37 KB, 1021x1400, 1021:1400, 1365995432244_chloe-moretz….jpg)

>>224934
It's Times Square and It came out really good, I don't even think he thought it would come out that good from his crappy little phone

>>224936
See, that is where the furry fetish stops lol. I should add that pic to the site!

>>224937
No prob ;)

>>224938

Nah, 2 public here. anywhere but here.

 No.224945

File: 1426126668801.webm (6.63 MB, 1138x640, 569:320, I'm So Fancy.webm)


 No.224946

File: 1426126683419-0.webm (1.18 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1398753115251.webm)

>>224939
Lol poppeh

 No.224947

File: 1426126690872.png (208.21 KB, 280x346, 140:173, 1383438765944.png)

>>224943
Yeah, inside joke seems like a better thing to call it :p

>>224944
I love WereChloe! She da coolest, I wonder if she'd be soft and fuzzy

Better show me your head too, I ain't getting left out!

 No.224949

File: 1426126719546.gif (994.95 KB, 1024x752, 64:47, snufkin (2).gif)

finally time to sleep and rad my book and forget about this day

good night

 No.224951

File: 1426126821993.webm (4.62 MB, 960x540, 16:9, YOU KNOW WE SO PERFECT.webm)

>>224949
Good night.

 No.224952

File: 1426126846244.webm (1.07 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, elle4.webm)

>>224940

I dunno, I talk to dogs when I walk past them. I can't judge.

>>224941

And you thought you actually had a chance?

>>224942

I'm sure they love the one human who talks to them.

 No.224953

File: 1426126855557.jpg (294.18 KB, 1663x2970, 1663:2970, 1383400964891.jpg)

>>224948
I know I know, you a good boi and I believe ya

>>224949
<3 Night night

>>224950

Lol shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>224951
Eyy fym, sup?

 No.224954

File: 1426126915721.jpg (123.1 KB, 486x594, 9:11, 1383394800701.jpg)

>>224952
There was all that study about playing music to plants and talking to them, right? Must be conclusive, of course plants have ears.

So who's this girl to you?

 No.224955

File: 1426127022412-0.jpg (23.41 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1368461859128_6396d2067e25….jpg)

>>224947
m-maybe if she was cuter??? idk....stop trying to make me a full on Furry!!

No worries! I would show you guys orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr if my book is done and published, you would know who I was anyway

>>224945
Hey Fancygirl

>>224948

shhhhhhhhhhhh no one was suppose to know!

>>224949
NIGGGHHHT

 No.224956

File: 1426127036801-0.jpg (146.74 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1422228027843-0.jpg)

>>224944
The lower quality almost makes it better, blurred colours and stuff

>>224949
Night ♥

>>224952
No. Thats why I'm feeling feels

 No.224958

File: 1426127179791-0.jpg (181.16 KB, 1640x2400, 41:60, 1368076240507_chloe-moretz….jpg)

>>224950
Hope you can count a long time I mean cool, it will happen soon!

>>224956
Yeah, Im glad he sent it. He had another one from my back….you think he is gay and secretly was watching me?

 No.224960

File: 1426127269083-0.jpg (223.81 KB, 1286x1800, 643:900, 1415573280995.jpg)

>>224958
He was checking out that ass, and saving it for later ^^

 No.224961

File: 1426127293635.webm (4.74 MB, 632x480, 79:60, Kiernan goes full 'Mommie….webm)

>>224953
>>224955
I'm just posting some .webms

 No.224962

File: 1426127326209.jpg (1.27 MB, 1280x1854, 640:927, 1384956078239.jpg)

>>224955
I ain't doing anything of the sort m8, she is cute!

Haha, either way? Gonna have a writer's picture of you on the inside of the back cover, sitting on a stool with your cool glasses on and a turtleneck?

>>224957

Lol sillyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>_>

 No.224964

File: 1426127489071.webm (6.23 MB, 853x480, 853:480, jon hamm's greatest actin….webm)

see you guys later

 No.224965

File: 1426127581291.jpg (62.36 KB, 421x630, 421:630, events_2014_maleficent_pre….jpg)

>>224954

>So who's this girl to you?


I believe I explained what a therapeutic companion is before.

>>224956

Uhm, that is the reason you shouldn't be feeling feels. It was never going to happen, so let her be happy. The kid doesn't come off as a douche or anything.

>>224957


Usually I greet them and ask them how they are doing. Sometimes I give them compliments.

 No.224966

File: 1426127599435.jpg (34.51 KB, 787x564, 787:564, 1383928073608.jpg)

>>224963
I could be! You never know! This could all be one big ruse

>>224964
Later champ

I gotta bounce too for a while, so kids like QG, night night if I don't catch you before I return!

 No.224967

>>224965
I must have been absent when that happened. Fair enough though.

 No.224969

File: 1426127728305-0.webm (322.38 KB, 808x490, 404:245, 1415943957603.webm)

>>224957
I'll think about it

>>224959

<3

>>224960
Shit…. I should have known

>>224962
Lmao, I think it will just be that pic!

>>224966
>>224964
BYEEEEEEEEEEE

 No.224970

File: 1426127786289-0.jpg (48.44 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1425765250507.jpg)

>>224964
Cya ♥

>>224965
Yeah, I've got nothing against the two of them. They're cute. Its just more that i'll never have something like that, but I dont really want to dwell on it

>>224966
cya later

 No.224971

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I'm off to bed, good night ♥

 No.224973

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>>224971
byyeeeeeeeeeeee goood night

>>224972

eww

more than you know

 No.224975

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>>224974
ooooooh yeahhhhhhhhhh, i forgot about that!

 No.224976

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>>224967

Basically, for most patients (who suffer from anxiety, problematic phobias, etc) it's about helping them learn to function outside of their homes, for patients with severe developmental disabilities/mental illnesses it's more about making their day and gently pushing for a little progress.

>>224968


The former. I don't know why this is so important to you lol.

>>224970

Don't. Night.

 No.224977

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Evening jive turkeys

 No.224978

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God my feet hurt so much. I spent the last day and a half pacing around the house not knowing what to do without electricity. Now I'm dealing with the consequences.

 No.224980

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>>224977
Hhhhhey

>>224978
I thought you were just lurking the either time. What did you do? not even read or anything?

 No.224981

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>>224979
I guess I dont categorize you as the guy who doesn't know how 2.
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 No.224982

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>>224979
>>224980

How'd you know it was me?

 No.224984

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>>224982
magic

>>224983

as Stevis!

 No.224985

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>>224979

Do I get the stevis seal of approval for mental health then?

>>224980

I don't read, that is for nerds. Though I'll admit that 26 hours into it I gave in and picked up the first Conan of Cimmeria book from my bookcase.

 No.224986

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Good morning.

 No.224987

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Wow, the script is screwing up really bad for some reason. Specifically when I try to use the quick respond.

Was there any changes to the board recently?

 No.224989

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>>224986

Morning dvt. Will you ever get tired of chloe?

>>224987

Default 8chan QR has a few new features.

 No.224990

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>>224985
seeeee. Couldn't resist

>>224986
MMMorning

>>224987
yeah, some updates causes some issues

 No.224991

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>>224987
Turn it off for now.

>>224988

Hi, Stevis.

>>224989
Hi, Ellehu. All she does is sleep and be cute at night. And she's always on time when I fetch her from school. So, it's not too tiring.

>>224990
Hi, father.

 No.224992

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>>224988
In a word. Yes.

 No.224993

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>>224990

That was after ~14 hours of pacing throughout two days though. And it was Conan.

>>224991

I'm worried that one day you're going kidnap a teenage girl and pretend she's chloe.

On an unrelated note, I know I posted this pic a couple times already but I like it, leave me alone. I'm going to keep posting the one of her sipping tea too.

 No.224994

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>>224993
Shit, that must really suck! and no worries. its a cute pic and I never saw it before

 No.224996

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>>224993
Please don't worry. I'm a perfectly normal and stable fellow.

 No.224997

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2hot

 No.224998

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>>224994

Oh the outage was nothing. Having to ask my mom to please eat food over and over is what really sucks. Earlier today I was looking at old pictures of her as a teenager and at her wedding and she looked so lively and happy…

>>224995


Thought this was joey for a sec.

>>224996

Uh huh.

 No.225000

its cute.

 No.225001

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>>224997
Heya, K.!

>>225000
Hi, Forni!

 No.225002

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>>224997
Ello

>>224998
Hmmm yeah, I know that feel actually. Dealt with my grandma in that kinda of way. Sorry about that

 No.225003

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>>225001
You didn't reply to me on Steam. :(

 No.225004

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>>225003
I'm not yet on. I'm on my phone now, semi-still asleep. And, if you're talking about "I wanna talk to you", check again. I replied.

 No.225005

>>225004
Oh. Steam didn't alert me.

 No.225006

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>>225002

She looked like me when she was younger. I've seen those pictures before but I never realized that before today. She wasn't the best mother but I hope this doesn't end badly.

>>225003
>>225004
>>225005

I want to know what you're talking about.

 No.225008

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>>225006
But it's only you caring for her?

 No.225009

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Hola

 No.225011

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>>225009
Aloh Lu, zuuuup?

 No.225012

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>>225009

Why is she so lewd bros?

 No.225013

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>>225010
Eyy!
>>225011
Doing ok.
>>225012
Hey!!! Shut it!

 No.225015

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>>225014
I'm ok bro, you?

 No.225016

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>>225009
Heya, Lewis!

 No.225017

I'm in a lab can't talk.

 No.225019

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>>225008

It doesn't matter, she rejects all and any help or advice regardless of who it comes from. Right now she looks like she weighs 80lbs or so. One of her friends is already in talks with her psychiatrist to get her back into the psychiatric hospital.

>>225017

Okay. Do you want a million dollars?

 No.225020

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>>225016
Heya bro, how are ye?
>>225018
What was it on?

 No.225022

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>>225013
Ditto, just watching the Youtubes and junk

>>225019
Oh man I'm sorry. That is tiny. Seems like the best option if it takes that much out of you

 No.225023

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>>225011
looked like sideboob from the thumbnail..

 No.225024

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>>225017
Enjoy. Please figure out how to turn Chloë back 15 and keep her that way for me! Thanks, K..

>>225019
Hahaha. Nice.

>>225020
Hey. Not to good. I had my hopes up I was getting a free arm yesterday. They just renewed my cast. It's all QG's fault, leaving his kids at the stairs.

 No.225025

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>>225023
Heya, Prátaí.

 No.225026

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>>225021
Sounds interesting.
>>225022
Cool
>>225024
Damn it QG, stop being an irresponsible parent..

 No.225027

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>>225024
You can lead a dvt to the stairs but you can't make him drunk as hell and fall down it

>>225023
It actually does. Hey

 No.225028

>>225006
Little secrets between dvt and I.

 No.225029

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tfw you accidentally punch someone while playing that stupid Just Dance video game

 No.225030

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>>225028
Everybody knows you guys are just planning a meet-and-fuck.
>>225029
Hahaha, is he/she alright?

 No.225031

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>>225030
>puerto rico

So you finally decided to show your true face?

 No.225032

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>>225030
>joey trying to be Sierra

How cute.

 No.225033

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>>225031
>implying I was hiding it.
kek
>>225032
She's better than Sierra in every way.

 No.225034

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>>225030

She's fine. My reputation took the bigger hit.

 No.225035

>>225034
Put some ice on that..

 No.225036

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>>225034
Aww, poor violent BBB

 No.225037

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>>225027
Yeah, you can't. How'd you do it?

>>225028
>>225030
It's so secret that not even I know. I'm on Steam and Forni's not telling me. O_o

 No.225038

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If Kiernan was a dog, what breed would she be?

 No.225039

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>>225033
>in every way

Except in beauty.

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 No.225041

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>>225038
She'd be a bitch.

 No.225042

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For the record, I think she'd be a golden retriever.

 No.225043

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>>225038
Hey, Fym.

 No.225044

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>>225042
Would you watch her taking the knot?

 No.225045

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>>225042

>dogfus with dyed coats

 No.225046

Who would win in a kiss fight?

Joey or Lexee?

 No.225047

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>>225046
It'd be the spectators.

 No.225048

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>>225044
>implying I wouldn't want to somehow become a dog and give her the knot myself

>>225040
Nah, those are too harmless to be Kiki.

>>225043
Hey Darren.

>>225045
S-She's just a very dark shade of golden retriever, that's all! That pic made me laugh btw.

>>225047
this guy gets it

 No.225049

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>>225039
Sierra is only cuter in your eyes. The eyes of a pleb

 No.225050

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>>225038
>>225042
I like his answer

 No.225052

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Who wants to make the new thread? I want thread #415.

 No.225053

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>>225042
I think she'd be an Afghan Hound. An elegant lady should be an elegant breed.

 No.225054

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 No.225055


 No.225056

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>>225053
Hello.

But you're forgetting that Kiernan is a black belt in tae kwon do

 No.225057

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>>225054
>>225056
Hey! I need to get more actress reaction pictures. My reaction folder in general is very small.

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