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"Waifu" - While we know and accept the true original meaning of waifu in the anime culture, we commonly use it in a non-serious form to describe all kinds of 'waifuing' of all levels. Don't be foolish to take it seriously.

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 No.225629[Last 50 Posts]

/sp/orts and /fit/ness edition

 No.225632

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 No.225636

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 No.225638

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>>225633
Yeah. Ages ago I did.

 No.225639

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>>225630
Oh…..oh I didn't mean to make you cry. I'm sorry! No pears I promise!

>>225631
I vote yes. It'd be a good change of pace from the usual meanness.

Don't call me that! He's not cool!

>>225633
What kind of dog are you aiming to get? I know I want a Corgi so bad! The internet's favorite kind of dog!

 No.225640

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 No.225641

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>>225622

That was a serious question. She looks different in that pic.

 No.225643

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>>225639
Hmm… Alright. You deserve it.

S-stay away from me. I'm not a pedo

 No.225644

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>>225638
Oh cool. So you know GMT?

>>225639
I'm not sure. Probably a miniature schnauzer because they've been in my family for a long time and I love them.
I also like bigger dogs though, like a German Shepard or Husky maybe

 No.225645

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>>225641
I didn't really notice a difference, I think it is just angle.

 No.225647

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>tfw picture with waifu

 No.225650

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>>225647
That boy is gonna have the fap of his life. I wonder if Chloë knows how that kid must have fapped to her prior to this photo.

 No.225651

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>>225647
He hasn't fainted yet, why does he hate her so much?

 No.225652

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 No.225653

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>>225643
Yay! This should be fun :) Also, nice Boxxy. So pretty!

Oh….ok. I'll stay away ;(

>>225644
A mini would be nice and so would a Husky. Huskys are so cool! My brother had a Rottweiler at one time and they're really good too.

>>225640
Das nice

 No.225654

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>>225653
Her Hatsune Miku cosplay :3

N-no. Im kidding

 No.225655

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>>225647

Lucky little fucker

 No.225656

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>>225650
hahaha, hes probably hiding the boner when taking that picture
Also what is that? Oo

>>225651
haha, would you faint? Wouldnt you try and keep your cool

>>225652
He's the guy that always makes the threads
Anyone titled NEW THREAD BOXXY/CAITE is always him. He's pretty cool.
I dont really waifu boxxy at all, I think she makes good youtube videos but im not attracted to her much. But I like the trips in the thread

>>225653
Saw one outside the shops the other day. Grey and white Husky puppy with blue eyes ♥

 No.225657

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>>225639

My dog is a corgi. He's one cheeky cunt.

>>225645

She looks more… handsome? than usual in that pic.

 No.225658

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>>225654
Awwww I love it! I could just kiss her all day :D

Thanks for letting me stay, mister. I promise I'm not bad!

>>225656
Oh my god! How did you not take it home!?

 No.225659

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>>225647
brace yourselves

 No.225660

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>>225659

Some QG looking motherfucker in the background

 No.225661

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>>225656
I'd say it's likely I would faint during or after, depending how long I was with near her. Most likely I wouldn't be able to approach her, I'd be too scared. Then I would be beyond miserable for a very long time out of regret.

>>225657
>Handsome
Why that word?!

 No.225662

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>>225661

>1. Pleasing in form or appearance, especially having strong or distinguished features.

>a handsome man; a woman with a handsome face.

 No.225663

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>>225656
If only you could.

You'll have to prove it somehow that you're not

>>225656
Was that his name? It sorta seems familiar.. I sort of just posted sometimes in them. I didn't really waifu her. Just thought she was cute and liked her yt videos too.

Her new stuff is shit though. The animalia stuff.

>>225660
Not very dark to be QG is it?

 No.225664

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>>225657
but they're so cool!

 No.225665

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 No.225666

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>>225663

Glasses though

 No.225668

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>>225658
I really want to haha, but it already had an owner :(
I'd love one though

>>225661
I'll have to be there with you to push you forward to make sure you get an autograph and picture :)

>>225663
GMT
Yeah :/ My fav was just her Catie vlogs

>>225666
I'd let her punish me

 No.225669

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>>225668

Frankly I would do the same

 No.225670

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>>225664

I never said being a cheeky cunt was a bad thing.

>>225665

What?

 No.225671

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>>225668
You must be eager to drive me to the hospital.

 No.225672

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>>225670
That of all the words you could have chosen to describe beauty you chose that one that has masculine connotations.

 No.225673

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>>225668
Awww dang. We could do a Corgi/Husky puppy party when we get some!

>>225670
Then I take that as another good thing about Corgis.

 No.225674

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K did you see Jordyn's snapchat story yesterday?

>>225671
haha, but you'd leave hospital regret free ^^

>>225673
Yes! Puppy party sounds like the best thing

 No.225675

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what would you do if she challenged you to a fight? she is a black belt in tae kwon do even if she's 5'3"

 No.225676

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>>225674
I think I would feel even more regret…

>>225675
Laugh at her and walk away.

 No.225677

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>>225675

She is small, a massive difference in size will always trump technique and being smaller. I would RKO her

 No.225678

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>>225674
But who'll visit who? I've always wanted to go to the UK. We still need to do hooligan things!

>>225675
>what would you do if she challenged you to a fight?
Obviously, I would let her beat me up.

>>225677
>RKO
Get out of here Randy.

 No.225679

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>>225672

What I really meant is that her face looks less full, less round and flatter. It's the best pic of her that I've seen so far. That is why I asked if she had lost weight or the picture was taken with a favorable lens.

>>225673

My favorite thing about the little cunt is how he acts like a complete dumbass most of the time but when he needs things to go his way he becomes a MENSA genius. He's really handsome, not goofy looking like most of the corgis I see on the internet, which is especially cool because we got him for $150.

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 No.225681

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>>225676
>>225677
>>225678
what if she caught you off-guard and went straight for a kick to your nuts?

 No.225682

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>>225681

I would cry like a little girl while she kicked me on the ground

 No.225683

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>>225679
This is how I would want my Corgi to act. Because it would be all cute and stuff. My Corgi better be handsome too, but sadly, I think I'll have to pay more than $150 for one…

>>225680
She can't sell at all! and his RKO sucked.

>>225681
I would enjoy this, but I hope she would laugh at me

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>>225675
Maybe she could get me in one of those tight Judo holds on the ground, all sweaty

>>225676
Nahhh

>>225678
Haha true! We can do both :)

 No.225685

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>>225681
Pretty much this.
>>225682
Except while crying I would probably be calling her extremely mean names that I won't say here interspersed with curses of pain.

 No.225686

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>>225683

What do you except, she is a woman!

It wasnt that baddd

>>225685

Wow, thats mean! you gotta take yo lumps

 No.225687

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>>225684
It would be too embarrassing, so yes.

>>225686
Maybe Kiki shouldn't kick me in the balls for no reason.

 No.225688

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>>225687

Yeah but what if you like it?

 No.225689

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>>225687
Aww Emps ♥

 No.225690

>>225656
That is a drawing Max did and Chloë liked it.

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>>225684
Yes and bring the dogs in a puppy carrier while we destroy things! That sounds like a good time to me!

>>225686
Very true.

It was like a 5/10 RKO.

I would love to put my face there…

 No.225692

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>>225675
She'd obviously aim for the balls as women always do. I'd twist her clit.

 No.225693

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>>225691

Awwww come on, give them some credit. probably hard to do!

a man can dream

 No.225694

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>>225690
Sure its her? If so what a lewdie :O

>>225691
haha, sounds like a blast

 No.225695

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>>225688
I don't like being kicked in the nuts…

 No.225696

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>>225695

True, but what if she did it really slowly and softly?

 No.225697

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>>225696
Then she's just resting her foot against my crotch, and since it's Kiki, I'm still uninterested.

 No.225698

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>>225697

Wowwwwwwww, I wouldn't be complaining

 No.225699

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>>225697
>foot against my crotch

 No.225700

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>>225693
Fine. I'll give them a little bit of credit, but they need to work on it. The girl really does.

I dream about it a lot…

>>225694
:)

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 No.225702

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>>225699
Shoes, socks or barefoot?

 No.225703

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>>225700

Yeah her acting sucked

dont we all, some day its gonna happen though, I know it

 No.225704

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>>225701
She can look at me like that at the same time hhhnngg

>>225702
Barefoot is best, socks is good. Not shoes though

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>>225703
Women…

It's good to keep up that positive mental attitude. I believe Chloe will sit on my face some day

 No.225706

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>>225705

Chloe is my favorite woman

I know she will!

 No.225707

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 No.225708

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>>225706
Bailee is my favorite, but Chloe is so lovely

I wish she would. But that picture gives me feels. I would enjoy kissing her feet

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 No.225710

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>>225708

I like this Bailee of yours

I dunno about feet, if she asked me to I would but not if I didnt have to

 No.225711

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/chloe/ - Chloe

 No.225712

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>>225710
She's such a great girl and very lovely. Your Chloe is nice too.

Not into feet? I love them, so Chloe wouldn't even have to ask. Now I would also love to tuck her into bed

 No.225713

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>>225712

Awwwww waifus make the world go round

You gotta be in bed with her too though!

 No.225714

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>>225713
Yes they do! Waifus are amazing and make life better.

I'll get in bed once I put the blanket over her. Then we'll enjoy an embrace

 No.225715

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>>225714

There has been war over waifus though, they are powerful things

 No.225716

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 No.225717

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>>225715
Yeah waifus are dangerous weapons. I don't see myself getting into a war over waifus but if I do, I'll be ready!

>You'll never be licked by Chloe

Lewd

 No.225718

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>>225717

I have my weapons at disposal

Thats pretty lewd right there

 No.225719

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>>225718
Always ready to fire. Destroy the world with waifus.

It is, but I'd allow it.

 No.225720

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>>225719

I would allow the fuck out of it

 No.225721

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Goodnight everybody <3

 No.225722

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>>225721
>7:20 am
Goodbye.

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 No.225724

>>225721
Night!

 No.225725

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>>225720
Lewd things with Chloe should always be allowed.

 No.225726

>>225725

True, they should be encouraged

 No.225727

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 No.225728

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>>225726
I support that.

 No.225729

>>225694
It's her instagram, man. lol

 No.225730

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>>225721
Sleep well buddy

 No.225731

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 No.225732

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Hey guys. How's it going?

I know I've been missing on a lot of shit here, but I just had the best date with plenty of making out with an awesome 16-year-old American metalhead girl. I'm so fucking happy.
It was our first date lol.

She's fucking crazy but I love her.

 No.225733

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>Payday 2

 No.225734

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 No.225735

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>>225732
Wait wait, is this a different sixteen year old girl or the same one as before?

 No.225736

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>>225734
There are a lot of things wrong with me, but my impeccable taste in video games is not one of them.

 No.225737

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>>225732

Well luckyyyy you

 No.225738

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>>225736
Sir, I am very disappointed in you. There's something wrong with your taste my friend.

 No.225740

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>>225737
Thanks man.

>>225735
Different. I met this one a week ago.
She's American. The other one was Lebanese.

She has black hair, pale skin, and blue eyes. Perfect black metal stuff.

 No.225741

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>>225738
Maybe it gets better when you unlock more stuff, but I don't wanna spend all that time on one game.

 No.225742

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>>225741
Yeah, it gets better once you unlock things.
Payday 2 will miss you.

 No.225744

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>>225740
Why is this 16 year old American girl in the UAE to begin with?

 No.225745

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>>225732
Hey Fawzi ♥ Nice to see you
Damn, sounds good ^^

>>225733
Oh you didnt like it huh?

 No.225746

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>>225744
Dat booty

 No.225747

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>>225744
90% of the UAE's population are expatriates form other countries, including other Arab countries and Europe and the US and Canada. Her parents work and live here, as many other Americans and Westerners do.

 No.225748

File: 1426195853488.gif (725.11 KB, 245x172, 245:172, jontron sweat.gif)

>mfw ivana sugar

that accent… my god

 No.225749

File: 1426195923571.jpg (596.31 KB, 767x1024, 767:1024, Beauty (22).jpg)

>mfw I realized I just kissed my first white girl
She's a way better kisser than my ex was.

>>225745
Hey deaaaz <3 I miss you.
I'm so fucking happy!
How are you?

 No.225750

File: 1426195971207.jpg (251.4 KB, 1067x1600, 1067:1600, 1424277327087.jpg)

>>225732
that's pretty great dude

 No.225751

File: 1426196123198.webm (577.29 KB, 862x1046, 431:523, 1420254826016-0.webm)

>>225747

And they all ride camels, right?

 No.225752

File: 1426196166432.jpg (112.2 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1393352514711.jpg)

>>225749
Missed you too buddy :3
I'm doing alright, same as always really. Uni work and not much else.

 No.225753

File: 1426196412709.jpg (35.4 KB, 439x368, 439:368, Radical Islam.jpg)

>>225750
Thanks man.
Hope you're doing well.

>>225751
Yes.
>

>>225752
Uni stuff is good too.
I'm so happy :D

 No.225754

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>We made out to this song.

 No.225755

File: 1426196721774.jpg (507.36 KB, 2100x3150, 2:3, threegenerations_onset_dec….JPG)

>>225754

Yeah well I made out to the Final Fantasy XIII soundtrack. With Frida.

 No.225756

File: 1426197250138.jpg (436.8 KB, 3000x2000, 3:2, 0.jpg)

>>225745
Nah. Did you download it? I still have it installed if you want to try it some time.

 No.225757

File: 1426197415977.jpg (132.14 KB, 612x612, 1:1, CkPQrlg.jpg)


 No.225758

File: 1426197536600.jpg (88.03 KB, 478x319, 478:319, fuck it let it burn.jpg)

>tfw it takes you over an hour sometimes to fap now

I don't even know what's wrong with me anymore.

>>225757
lol I read about that kid. Kind of sad that some kid felt so out of place in a first-world, western society that he felt the need to go hang out with a bunch of terrorists and convert to islam to feel accepted.

 No.225759

File: 1426197586823.jpg (31.4 KB, 483x450, 161:150, Salafist Metal 6.jpg)

>>225757
VERY KVLT

 No.225760

File: 1426197586689.gif (1.81 MB, 333x194, 333:194, 1425019056071.gif)

>>225757
He would be from Melbourne

 No.225761

File: 1426197640207.jpg (205.77 KB, 817x1222, 817:1222, 1 - SONcGrD.jpg)

>>225758
>Taking an hour
I go in less than 5 minutes! You're a pro!

 No.225762

File: 1426197644514.jpg (772.13 KB, 3500x2645, 700:529, 1420720813176_Chloe_Grace_….jpg)

>>225758
How often do you?

 No.225763

File: 1426197663088.jpg (663.66 KB, 2848x4288, 89:134, 0.jpg)

>>225758
That's because you're still fapping it to straight porn even though you turned gay.

 No.225764


 No.225765

>>225732
What a loser.

 No.225766

File: 1426197734782.jpg (857.75 KB, 3735x1500, 249:100, 1401312072944.jpg)

>>225758
Maybe take a week off, buddy.

>tfw you'll never kiss and nuzzle Elle's tummy

 No.225767

File: 1426197833041.png (198.35 KB, 972x1136, 243:284, Hue Hue Face.png)

>>225765
Nigger.

 No.225768

File: 1426197925203.jpg (709.41 KB, 800x1202, 400:601, 936full-ryan-newman (31).jpg)

>>225758
I had that problem after I started taking meds

yeah, feel bad for his family

>>225760
good one

 No.225769

File: 1426197978286.webm (2.86 MB, 624x352, 39:22, kiki_likes_to_watch.webm)

>>225761
>>225762
You guys don't even know. I miss the days when I was still a padawan to fapping. I could bust so easily in less than 10 minutes. Now I've had times where I nearly fall asleep in the act because I'm just getting tired. I fap maybe 1-3 times a day depending on how much time I have… I think I've just watched too much porn in my life.

>>225763
>>225764
lol it doesn't even matter if it's gay or straight porn, same thing tends to happen. watching porn in general just sucks, it's better to be with someone.

>>225766
I'm pretty sure I'd just be angry at people who see me so I'd rather not do that.

 No.225770

File: 1426198037285.gif (484.63 KB, 500x270, 50:27, Love-and-Other-Drugs.gif)


 No.225771

File: 1426198069654.jpg (1.49 MB, 3142x4714, 1571:2357, 1426185438575_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>225768
Thank you, I put a lot of effort into repeating the same ebin memes daily.

>>225769
Not a problem for me I don't really watch porn

 No.225772

File: 1426198202889.jpg (28.31 KB, 268x265, 268:265, stare cat.jpg)

So what are you guys talking about?

 No.225773

File: 1426198226439.jpg (40.6 KB, 504x504, 1:1, B77TVFoIEAEQYMF.jpg)

>>225769
1-3 times a day? That's what I do in a week. Maybe that's why your fapping sessions are so long. Try once a day or once every other day, because ever since I started doing that, I'm done fast. Multiple times a day, I'd be going forever.

>>225769
You could always hire someone…

>>225772
Stuff and things

 No.225775

File: 1426198499287.jpg (154.25 KB, 900x1286, 450:643, the hunt.jpg)

>>225763
Oh by the way, I wanted to watch The Hunt. Thanks for reminding me about it!

it's a movie where Mads gets charged with being a child molester

>>225773
idk man, I just get horny all the time. just riding on the bus makes me feel like beating off as soon as I get home because I always spot good looking girls on the bus. i'm just a super pervert, always will be I guess. i suppose I should try to tone it down

 No.225776

File: 1426198607248.jpg (36.25 KB, 604x453, 4:3, interview with the vampire.jpg)

>>225775
You and Shaman could become a serial killer by any minute.

 No.225777

File: 1426198640741.jpg (474.6 KB, 1116x1454, 558:727, ibbQTESt4d0p2H.jpg)

>>225771
It really shows

 No.225778

File: 1426198724116.jpg (850.97 KB, 1920x3975, 128:265, Yes, I got a pedicure this….jpg)

>>225776
I honestly don't know much about Shaman. We have something in common?

 No.225779

File: 1426198743665.jpg (1.73 MB, 3456x5184, 2:3, 1426185750962_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>225777
I'll take those trips as confirmation.

 No.225780

File: 1426198828713-0.jpg (1.15 MB, 1563x2088, 521:696, 1391381464792.jpg)

File: 1426198828713-1.jpg (1.39 MB, 4576x3524, 1144:881, 1399388772800.jpg)

Kiss Elle's tummy or be smothered by her thighs?

 No.225781

File: 1426198894635-0.jpg (1.22 MB, 2314x2999, 2314:2999, 1_r.jpg)

File: 1426198894635-1.jpg (1.8 MB, 2324x3000, 581:750, 4_r.jpg)

Why does this tramp turn me on so much?

 No.225782

File: 1426198930426.jpg (21.54 KB, 396x398, 198:199, Shitd.jpg)

>>225778
Not much.

He is just a caucasian male, single, late 20's, loner, angry all the time, a little odd. He fits the profile very well.

 No.225783

File: 1426198950632.jpg (366.71 KB, 1450x2175, 2:3, Bailee-Madison--China-Anne….jpg)

>>225775
I totally get that. I'm still the same way, but because I'm now used to only fapping a couple times a week, I don't get the urge to fap all the time. It's hard getting out of the schedule, but once you do it's pretty good. Just takes time, but you could always just cut it to once a day. Then if you want to do it less, slowly cut a day at a time.

>>225781
Because you like tramps?

 No.225784

File: 1426199044060-0.jpg (2.82 MB, 4632x3000, 193:125, 2_r.jpg)

>>225783
Not usually…

 No.225785

File: 1426199115055.gif (954.33 KB, 320x240, 4:3, wtfs.gif)

>mfw someone from a prison in São Paulo just called me

 No.225786

File: 1426199117860.jpg (184.39 KB, 1450x1945, 290:389, Bailee-Madison--China-Anne….jpg)

>>225784
Maybe you just need a dirty girl every once in a while.

 No.225787

Tfw your give your boss' kid a bunch of balloons and she floats away and gets stuck in a tree

 No.225788

File: 1426199215679.jpg (223.55 KB, 600x450, 4:3, feety (3).jpg)

>>225786
Oooooh I need a dirty woman…

Ooooooh I need a dirty girl!

 No.225789

File: 1426199213461.jpg (53.2 KB, 640x640, 1:1, BaileeBoat.jpg)

>>225780
If it were Bailee, it'd be the smothered by thighs…

 No.225790

File: 1426199231338.jpg (2.08 MB, 2196x3555, 244:395, 1426186424972_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>225787
One day something crazy will happen and no one will believe you because of all these outlandish tales.

 No.225791

File: 1426199298481.jpg (36.81 KB, 640x480, 4:3, homosick.jpg)

>>225790
Jesus christ those pants are just fucking horrible.

 No.225792

File: 1426199335854.jpg (1021.8 KB, 2234x3000, 1117:1500, 5EoZ0Hi.jpg)

>>225788
Too many piercings!

 No.225793

File: 1426199351755.jpg (Spoiler Image, 4.3 MB, 10000x7514, 5000:3757, 1426143321732.jpg)

>>225781
tramps can be cute

 No.225794

File: 1426199436539.jpg (23.22 KB, 400x500, 4:5, icame.jpg)

>>225792
That's the fun.

And dirt.

 No.225795

File: 1426199494064.webm (5.92 MB, 640x360, 16:9, banji, banji.webm)

>feel depressed
>watch banji video again
>life feels worthwhile once more

>>225782
I'm not a caucasian male, I'm Guyanese. Also I wouldn't call myself "angry all the time". I'm more like "horny all the time", those are two very different things! As for whether I'm a loner, I'm definitely more introverted but friends invite me out and such on a fairly regular basis.

I'm not like those crazy white folks, blowing up schools and stuff.

>>225783
It's not even like I don't like fapping, it's like at this point I'm like "Fuck… I could be doing better things with the last hour rather than watching people fuck." And if it's one of those 3x days, I'm like "how much of my waking time today was I just beating off.."

 No.225796

File: 1426199500184.jpg (1.98 MB, 2311x2999, 2311:2999, 3_r.jpg)

>>225786
I dunno… I'm not really into lewdness…

>>225792
Yeah. Absolutely disgusting.

>>225793
Maybe that's it. The delicate balance between cute and trampy. Where do you fall?

 No.225797

File: 1426199540355.jpg (330.04 KB, 1200x1717, 1200:1717, 1391631067433.jpg)

>>225756
Not yet, ill d/l it tomorrow

 No.225798

File: 1426199576236.gif (814.66 KB, 245x270, 49:54, serious.gif)

>>225795
That is why I said "not much".

 No.225799

File: 1426199623015.jpg (1.82 MB, 1221x1835, 1221:1835, 1425932205244_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>225795
You're an odd one.

 No.225800

File: 1426199716815.webm (128.39 KB, 810x720, 9:8, face.webm)

>>225798
then I'm just confused over why you'd say we could both become serial killers!

>>225799
I'm not crazy! You're the one that's crazy!

 No.225801

File: 1426199758066.jpg (Spoiler Image, 3.73 MB, 10000x7514, 5000:3757, 1426145008263.jpg)

>>225796
what are you implying? I'm 100% cute!

 No.225802

File: 1426199811744.jpg (70.79 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10537904_1791403927750555_….jpg)

>>225795
I LOVE the way JJ sings the word Banji. It's cute :)

I seriously had those thoughts too until I switched to my current schedule. It really has to do with how much you're doing it. Just don't go NoFap, because that sucks. I'm telling you, once a day will fix these thoughts.

>>225796
>I'm not really into lewdness…
You liar!

I can enjoy a good piercing, but not that many.

 No.225803

File: 1426199879198.jpg (1.76 MB, 2835x4252, 2835:4252, 1426098927304_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>225800
I only meant how the banji video makes you happy, it does the exact opposite for me.

 No.225804

File: 1426199943114-0.gif (773.56 KB, 245x173, 245:173, gaynope.gif)

File: 1426199943114-1.png (79.49 KB, 250x238, 125:119, wtfamireading.png)

>refusing hot woman because of piercing

 No.225805

File: 1426199974132.webm (6.63 MB, 1138x640, 569:320, I'm So Fancy.webm)

>>225803
is the fancy video an improvement?

 No.225806

File: 1426200078534.jpg (2.87 MB, 3456x5184, 2:3, Odeya-Rush-Feet-1628146.jpg)

>>225797
Just let me know whenever you want to play.

>>225801
Even the cutest girl wants to get a little trampy sometimes.

>>225804
>implying they don't invalidate the hotness

 No.225807

File: 1426200106000.jpg (2.43 MB, 2393x3260, 2393:3260, 1421863977831_24E84DF10000….jpg)

>>225805
Equally awful.

 No.225808

File: 1426200207556.webm (2.99 MB, 852x480, 71:40, ballet time.webm)

>>225807
Hmm, perhaps it's just not your style. I think if you're the type of guy who prefers young girls, you would like young girls dancing. I guess it's just not you're kind of music.

Maybe you'd enjoy watching videos of young girls performing ballet to chamber music or something. I'm sure there's something out there for you.

 No.225809

File: 1426200302744.webm (2.22 MB, 1260x1080, 7:6, 1406802034767.webm)

>>225808
Little girls should be out playing hula hoop and wearing pretty dresses like Kiernan, not rapping.

 No.225810

File: 1426200346241.jpg (29.23 KB, 223x310, 223:310, sewer nemesis.jpg)

This shit is crazy.

 No.225811

File: 1426200504004.jpg (226.77 KB, 817x1222, 817:1222, 1426085918858.jpg)

>>225810
is it banned yet?

>>225809
>not liking someone who can be both a bad girl and a goody good

 No.225812

File: 1426200535693.jpg (15.71 KB, 480x420, 8:7, thumbsup.jpg)


 No.225813

File: 1426200548137.jpg (710.86 KB, 2850x3005, 570:601, 2_281929~20.jpg)

>>225810

damn you have to get rid of that the next turn

 No.225814

File: 1426200589308.png (Spoiler Image, 879.69 KB, 702x526, 351:263, 1426161121074.png)

>>225806
I suppose I could make a sacrifice for the right person, if thats something they wanted

 No.225815

File: 1426200614239.png (262.85 KB, 600x660, 10:11, germans.png)

>>225811
I don't know, probably not. Magic has several OP cards that aren't banned in most formats just because you can "easily" get around them with removal. That guy there is a huge bait for removal.

IF he had Trample, then yeah. He would probably be fucking top notch.

 No.225816

>>225807

Maybe you're in a bad mood because your waifu life is stagnant with only Chloë.

Branch out a bit.

FYM was pretty moody when he got here, but he branched out into Kiki and banji.

Now look at him. Talking cheerfully, hosting streams, eating ruffles…

 No.225817

File: 1426200731020.jpg (90.18 KB, 500x524, 125:131, Samuel Rosa mostrando a qu….jpg)

>>225816
You think he's in a bad mood because he has good taste? Yeah, maybe.

 No.225818

File: 1426200774279.jpg (153.03 KB, 1280x686, 640:343, 1420562534588_vlcsnap-2015….jpg)

>>225816
I'm not in a bad mood.

 No.225819

File: 1426200871094.png (731.82 KB, 500x700, 5:7, JExa2Ig.png)

>>225814
That's very selfless of you. That person would be very lucky. And I'm sure they'd be willing to do things you're into in return.

 No.225820

File: 1426201174689-0.webm (187.8 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Jordyn Jones - Photoshoot….webm)

File: 1426201174689-1.png (898.12 KB, 760x880, 19:22, anne hathaway lol2.png)

>>225816
fuck me man…. you actually made me laugh out loud

maybe being a polywaifuist really is the answer. i at least like building a hierarchy. I still love Annie though!

kiki and the banjis definitely have a healing power though

 No.225821

File: 1426201266362.jpg (Spoiler Image, 26.43 KB, 470x470, 1:1, 1426159722158.jpg)

>>225819
wouldnt it be a lucky coincidence if I happened to like being trampy.

>>225820
I just stick to one waifu and a number of temporary crushes, I dont consider them waifus though

 No.225822

>>225821

Do you consider Cara, Taylor, and Karlie temporary crushes?

Poly pride.

 No.225823

File: 1426201480552.jpg (110.5 KB, 720x960, 3:4, ebinest vomit meme.jpg)

>polywafuism

 No.225824

File: 1426201676950.jpg (74.78 KB, 893x946, 893:946, NuxTHJB.jpg)

>>225821
I guess you'll just have to try it some day.

 No.225825

File: 1426202139783.jpg (Spoiler Image, 168.66 KB, 1338x2236, 669:1118, 1425802205911.jpg)

>>225822
Yeah I suppose, there are some that last almost indefinitely

>>225823
heathen scum

>>225824
>some day

yeah…

 No.225826

File: 1426202202288-0.jpg (Spoiler Image, 398.36 KB, 2495x1663, 2495:1663, 1.jpg)

File: 1426202202288-1.jpg (Spoiler Image, 204.95 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, 2.jpg)

File: 1426202202288-2.jpg (Spoiler Image, 217.88 KB, 1187x811, 1187:811, 3.jpg)

File: 1426202202289-3.jpg (Spoiler Image, 642.77 KB, 2244x1403, 2244:1403, 4.jpg)

Night everyone.

 No.225827

File: 1426202220472.jpg (229.78 KB, 1920x800, 12:5, jack.jpg)

>>225825
Isn't it more a heresy since we're all waifuists?

 No.225828

File: 1426202232589.jpg (175.3 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, haaaaahaha.jpg)

>>225826
Oh my god that first pic.

 No.225829

File: 1426202275349.jpg (6.23 KB, 183x200, 183:200, not so slow dude.jpg)

>>225827
>we're all waifuists
>we
>all
>all
>all

 No.225830

Why does Sophie have the best fakes, bros?

 No.225831

File: 1426202348711.png (97.08 KB, 250x243, 250:243, phitchens3.png)

>>225829
Okay, everyone except you, Mr. Snowflake

 No.225833

File: 1426202432629.jpg (728.07 KB, 1928x3000, 241:375, chloe_moretz_azzaro_store_….jpg)

>>225832
Hello.

 No.225834

File: 1426202436915.jpg (55.48 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10755918_856391511059156_1….jpg)

>>225832
Hello Steve Harvey

 No.225835

File: 1426202437295.jpg (504.4 KB, 1500x2000, 3:4, anne hathaway back 02.jpg)

>>225826
These fakes are impeccable.

Goodnight.

 No.225836

File: 1426202455182.gif (341.73 KB, 245x180, 49:36, 1415827906498.gif)

>>225832

hi

 No.225837

File: 1426202471548.jpg (57.11 KB, 171x191, 171:191, thumbs-up.jpg)

>>225831
Thanx for the inclusion.

>>225832

Hi baby boy. How are you? How's everything going with the gf?

 No.225838

File: 1426202553426.jpg (Spoiler Image, 495.12 KB, 3000x2226, 500:371, 1425805745242.jpg)

>>225830
theyre real

>>225827
oh yes i suppose it is, need to work on my waifutheology

 No.225839

File: 1426202613627.jpg (167.8 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, 1391976025106.jpg)

>>225826
Very Lewd! :S
Good night ♥

>>225832

Hey Stevis ♥

 No.225841

File: 1426203153992.jpg (Spoiler Image, 4.48 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1425804447880.jpg)

>>225840
like cuddles and movie dates?

 No.225843

File: 1426203451787.jpg (1.37 MB, 1955x2429, 1955:2429, 1400233906945_71271aeb27fc….jpg)

>>225840
Pretty meh. I just worked out for the first time in a while so that feels good

 No.225845

File: 1426203552333.jpg (103.77 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 334149638132927575_1435890….jpg)

>>225840
But I like to think you are :)
I'm good. How are you?

 No.225846

File: 1426203621492.jpg (41.19 KB, 600x488, 75:61, ohg.jpg)

>>225840
>we've been doing

Oh my god, has it happened already? TELL ME TELL ME

 No.225848

File: 1426203888644.jpeg (182.83 KB, 960x838, 480:419, 5055_9e53_960.jpeg)

>>225842
cute

>>225847

quick before she friendzones you like yhe internet has told me

 No.225849

File: 1426204081209.jpg (138.7 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1421440747633-2.jpg)

>>225847
Yeah, when I get in there, it feels great, I really enjoy it. Self improvement I guess

>>225848
Are you up early?

 No.225850

>>225847
Oh. Good. I thought I was missing out.

 No.225851

File: 1426204086699.jpg (77.5 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 696575113603911512_1435890….jpg)

>>225847
but do you host Family Feud?
Same. Been waking up at 5am this week so I can go to work at 6. The less amount of sleep has been a killer.

 No.225852

File: 1426204128117.gif (2.04 MB, 450x322, 225:161, FGR6DeE.gif)

school is the worst thing ever invented

 No.225853

File: 1426204205209.jpg (16.01 KB, 173x207, 173:207, nanomachines.jpg)

>>225852
Religion.

 No.225854

File: 1426204207097.jpg (959.42 KB, 1350x1719, 150:191, 1425819160105-0.jpg)

>>225849
well its almost 11 now but I got up to come to work

>>225852
better than working

 No.225855

File: 1426204321726.gif (889.61 KB, 245x150, 49:30, JAPN.gif)

>>225854

Atleast you get paid to work

>>225853

nahhhhhhhhhhh school by far

 No.225856

File: 1426204329907.jpg (34.46 KB, 500x753, 500:753, 299896-500w.jpg)

>>225854

Work is the worst thing ever invented, school is work.

 No.225857

File: 1426204371083-0.jpg (90.19 KB, 594x594, 1:1, anne hath in bed.jpg)

>>225852
>a place full of young women with plenty of spare time
>a bad invention

nice to see you shoon

 No.225858

File: 1426204419718.jpg (89.54 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1418748252427.jpg)

>>225852
Its not all bad. I think homework is what makes it shit.

>>225854
You at work now? Whats your job?
Great butt also

 No.225859

File: 1426204492244.jpg (420.49 KB, 2336x1746, 1168:873, 1403979647917_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>225857

>plenty of spare time

>doing work from 10pm till 5am
>I love all this free time

Hi

>>225858

That and dumb extra things on top of your course like CAS

 No.225860

File: 1426204522085.gif (2.98 MB, 255x445, 51:89, 1376656868479.gif)

Sup, whats going on guise?

 No.225862

File: 1426204742298.jpg (71.98 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 702218940930919790_1435890….jpg)

Alright. Wrestling time.

>>225861

Well, I guess that'll be the next thing I call QG. The host of Family Feud. Thanks for the idea :)
lol So you've gone back to taking middle school naps?

 No.225863

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>>225859
What are you studying? I try to get by putting in as little work into school as possible. Somehow I'm still passing 6 courses. You're right, work is better cause you get a paycheque at the end.

>>225860
nice to see you widge. is it midnight there?

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>>225861
Is it full of waifu?

 No.225865

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>>225859
CAS?

>>225860
Hey Widge ♥
Just worked out. How was your day?

>>225861

I didnt know that, interesting. I guess that explains it. I'm working out because im at home atm, and I've got all my weights. I need to build up the confidence to go to the gym with my flatmate when im at uni.

 No.225866

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>>225852
You should go to a technical college and get a trade. That's what I'm planning to do after this semester.

That's where all the job opportunities are at, unlike post-college McDonald's work.

 No.225867

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>>225855
>>225858
I volunteer

thanks ive been doing my squats

>>225856
doing things is the worst thing

>>225861

the right time is when my dick is hard amirite?

 No.225868

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>>225863
y-you too
yeah it is, I just watched The Big Lebowski for the first time, pretty cool and funny. 8/10 would rewatch
How are you?

>>225865
Getting dem gainz? My day was alright, that pizza I was talking about was really good, pretty pleased with myself without trying to sound smug ^^

 No.225869

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>>225863

Im still in highschool or whatever you call it, so I have 6 different classes

>>225865

This retarded system for IB, you have to do 50 hours of a service, 50 hours of creative things and 50 hours of active stuff. Its so fucking stupid because everyone just makes it up and no one does it legit, but if you dont do it you fail the entire course, I seem to be heading that direction, if I fail because of this bullshit, no joke, fucking killing myself.

>>225866

Im in highschool

 No.225871

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>>225869
oh boy, well I didn't realize that. That does sound like a bit of a grueling program you have to be into… in college you can skip more classes, so look forward to it!

I'm envious though, I miss high school girls..

 No.225872

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>>225869
>complaining about highschool

best time of my life, sat around doing fuck all for hours surrounded by qt teens in tiny plaid skirts

 No.225873

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>>225870
I've been in the mood for that for a while interestingly

>>225871
>>225872
>not having a job where you still get to work with qt teens in tight black trousers

 No.225874

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>>225872
oh please, don't tell you went to a catholic school! I'll be so jealous! I used to ask my mom if we could convert to Catholicism so that she could send me to one of those, but she always said that she wouldn't be tricked into paying tuition for that theistic nonsense.

I used to dream about being surrounded by skirts, kneesocks and those sexy catholic school outfits.

>>225873
>trousers

good lord britain I know it's late but please try to think of the rest of us.

 No.225875

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>>225871

Meh, they all ignore me anyways so I dont really care

>>225872

I live in Spain, its the Somalia of Europe, I hate this country and everyone in it

 No.225877

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… I think I need to take a break guys.

 No.225878

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>>225867
Thats cool
Haha, im sure your butt is great

>>225868
Kinda. Nah, you should always show off cooking skills, you make them from scratch? I should really get an instagram or something for cooking pictures

>>225869
Rofl, that is the dumbest thing I have heard.

>>225870

Sounds like an interesting class
I dont have anything to show off lol

>>225871
>>225872
>tfw boys school

 No.225879

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>>225874
w-what do you mean by that?

>>225876

I really liked Snow White when I watched it the other day. I hardly ever get the time to relax and do something like watch a waifu movie but it was sweet :3

 No.225880

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>>225873
not everyone can traffic underage polish prostitutes for a living

 No.225881

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>>225875
Can't be that bad, I've been going to a community college in a slum for semester. All the girls are basically dirty Indians, blacks or Asians(not the cute kind) with cystic acne

 No.225882

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>>225878

Whoever invented it needs to get a fucking slap for being a massive cunt

>>225881

Everyone here is Spanish, nuff said

 No.225883

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>>225882
>i'm in a place surrounded by spanish teenagers on a daily basis where the age of consent is 13.

You literally live in heaven.

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>>225878
Yeah I did, made the bread and kneaded it and everything.

I could do that too

>>225880
I told you to keep that between us
you get no benefits anymore

 No.225885

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>>225883

Yeah but dont forget, im a loser so I dont even think about that

 No.225886

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>>225882
I just had to do 4 A levels, extra curricular shouldnt be assessed really..
Although tbh, its good anyway for Uni entry

>>225884
Wow thats cool, looks really tasty

We can be each others first follower :3

 No.225887

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>>225885
lol sorry I was a very awkward teenager myself, so I completely relate. Spain just sounds like such a nice place though, mostly because of that AoC.

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>>225886

There should just be one system, show you are smart on tests and bam uni

>>225887

The fucking people man, they just talk about how great Spain is, when in reality its a shit hole with a corrupt government and a 30% unemployment rate.

 No.225890

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>>225887
I think legislation passed to raise it to 16 this year actually

>>225889
What are the 6 courses you are taking?

 No.225891

>>225886
Sure :3

I can't stop listening to this especially after booking my tickets today^^

 No.225892

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>>225890

Spanish, Maths, Business, Economics, Biology and English

 No.225893

>>225891
>Widge in charge of embedding

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 No.225895

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>>225891
>>225893
Try again :P

>>225892
Nice mix. I did Economics A-level but none of the others
Is English like a foreign language course?

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>>225890
oh… so then if what shoon is saying is correct, it's just a ghetto canada now…

interest lost.

>>225892
you thinking of studying business in college? or were you thinking of anything at all?

 No.225898

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>>225895

Economics is hard man, I dont get it.

Its first language, language and literature

>>225896

I have already applied, gonna do Hospitality Management and got some offers too

 No.225899

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>>225878
is that why you became a girl? to make friends at school.

 No.225901

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>>225898
>>225896
>>225895
You guys are making me feel guilty for not sticking uni out pls stop

 No.225902

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>>225901
Will it make you feel better if I tell you college is a scam? Well, it is here in good ol US of A.

 No.225904

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>>225898
Is that like managing hospitals and nursing homes? sounds like a solid program bro.

 No.225906

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http://a.pomf.se/gdwelp.mp4

Flood detected; Post discarded.

 No.225907

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>>225894
Thats not too bad
Starlight is my favourite Muse song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgum6OT_VH8

>>225896
Italy and Germany are 14 so thats next best :)

>>225897

In n Out always sounds so good! I need to try it!

><

That image keeps popping up randomly on 4chan and 8chan lol. People in animu always post it when I post :(

>>225898
Yeah it was my hardest. Politics and History were easier for me
Ah I see. Is Spanish first or foreign language? You speak and write it fluently right?

>>225899
I-i d-didn't become a girl Pratai pls .///.

>>225901
You shouldnt feel that way about me lol. I hardly ever go and im always on the edge of failing

 No.225908

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>>225902
It's something that has the potential to give you a boost or cripple you. All depends on what you wanna take out of it and what course etc

Girl in my class at school did 3 years of drama and deaf studies, now she's doing exactly the same job as me. I dont think she knows what she wants really. neither do I

I mean, Im glad I kind of didn't stick to the course I was going to be on because I wouldn't have enjoyed it and still be stuck with nearly 40K of debt.

Maybe if I went back with a more career based course.

 No.225909

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>>225904

Hospitalityyyyy not hospitals, hotels and stuff

 No.225910

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How come no one criticizes swift for being shallow? The video for Style is all about her face and a male model's face and the song is about her lips, her body, his eyes… but nobody seems to mind. In fact I haven't seen anyone get called shallow or vain in a very long time. Maybe that is what is in these days.

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>>225909
that's still pretty solid. i have heard of people making good money off of running hotels.

>>225907
I've been to both places, both are great but I think I'd rather go back to Italy. Beautiful women, amazing food and wine. Seems like a nice place for a vacation.

>>225910
uhh dude being superficial has been a thing since like… tens of thousands of years ago. everybody wants to look better than everyone else, that's not new at all.

 No.225913

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>>225908
After this semester I'm going to a technical college my friend is attending, gonna take a two year program in machinist work. I wanna specialize in CNC work, though, it's pretty much no hands on stuff, just programming and designing shit.

College is bullshit here because everyone fell for the fact that you have to go, so everyone and their uncle has a degree, that's why there's so many McDonald's jobs in a graduates future. No one young is going into trades and it's filled with old people who are (supposedly) soon to retire.

 No.225914

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>>225907
just a feminine boy who wore skirts then?

>>225898
economics is great, is it mainly micro at your level?

 No.225916

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>>225907

I guess thats why you chose your course then

Foreign language, Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh close enough

>>225912

Ima be making dat cash

>>225914

We actually do a good mix of both micro and macro

 No.225917

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>>225913
P much, thing is Im not qualified or hugely skilled in any trade so I'd have to start at the bottom which isn't massively appealing.

Unless you can get a work based apprenticeship around waifu posting/archiving skills?

 No.225918

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>>225910
Taylors not exactly known for music videos. I like the song though.
My fav music video of hers is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1oM3kQpXRo
Its so cute :3

>>225911

I always hear good things

Ugh. When I first posted it some random anon said he wanted to suck on my nipples, that was weird

>>225912
I've been to both too and prefer Italy aswell. Italian food is the best imo. Im a big pizza and pasta person. Also Italian Coffee!

>>225914
I didnt wear skirts!.///.

>>225915

the names? Its a new feature with the latest update. I like it, but you can turn it off in the options

>>225916
Exactly

 No.225919

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>>225912

Of course. But when I was younger people disliked obvious shallowness and would call it out. Nowadays it seems everyone is on the bandwagon.

 No.225920

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>>225917
oh lord.. if there was some kind of job all about documenting pictures and information about waifus, everybody here would have careers for life!

 No.225921

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Sports and fitness!

 No.225922

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>>225920
Who was it here that said they really needed to just pay someone to sort all their folders out?

Why don't we just take turns on each other?

 No.225924

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>>225917
Everyone's gotta start somewhere.. and waifu posting, like most labors of love, is done best without promise of compensation.

 No.225927

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>>225921
Sports waifus!

Hey Heaven

 No.225928

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>>225918
we definitely have the Italian cuisine thing in common. literally all I ate today was pizza and lasagna with some fruits in between lol. and of course coffee throughout the day, though I prefer arabica myself. the pizza in italy I think was the best I ever had, and the girls over there were amazing. I wish I wasn't only there for two days, I wanted to stay longer.

>>225919
I guess you could say narcissism and sexuality has become more acceptable in pop music over the last couple decades.

>>225921
thank you for staying in line with the thread theme! and how are you outerheaven? christ I just remembered I haven't preordered collectors yet!

>>225922
dunno… mine is pretty neatened out

>>225924
so we're all interns here at the waifu firm?

 No.225929

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Oh and this is a good Taylor music video :3

 No.225930

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>>225929
my 3 year old niece loves this song lol

 No.225931

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>>225928
If you think we're bumping and posting and supplying ad revenue for 8chan whilst not making any profit ourselves… that is exactly what we're doing.

 No.225932

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>>225927
Hello!

>>225928
Shooting is sort of a sport too… I'm fine except you just reminded me I'm a PC peasant who Kojima has deemed not good enough for a collector's edition.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how hype are you?

>>225929
I like this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnR5KknFffU

 No.225933

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>>225931
The people here are voluntarily making 8chan a much more beautiful place. I'd like to think of it as like planting flowers, and trees on the internet, if that makes any sense.

 No.225934

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>>225928

No, I don't think it's exclusive to pop music. Look at the selfie craze. Selfies are not a new thing but nobody cared about them up until a couple years ago, now people work their asses off to look good in each one of the ten they upload every day. Half the videos being uploaded to youtube these days are makeup tutorials. Something is definitely happening.

>>225930

D'awww. She has better taste than stevis already!

 No.225935

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>>225926
Yes, I didnt think anyone would save it. ><

Looks like this to me, is that what you mean?

>>225928
We have a pretty big Italian community where I live, and so theres so many nice cafes and restaurants, its pretty great.

>>225930
We have something in common then :3

>>225932
haha! That was great. Radio 1 always does the best stuff, have you seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Ezruu1oeQ

 No.225936

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>>225931
I wish I was making a profit! Lol, hey guys

 No.225937

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>>225936
QG ♥
Whats good?

 No.225939

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>>225933
That's a sweet analogy. Wold we have a little pond and stuff in the waifu garden of peace?

>>225936
Hai, wassup?

 No.225940

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>>225936

hi qg, did ya get the glasses

 No.225941

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>>225937
>>225938
>>225939
>>225940
Hey guys. Nothing. Eating. And no glasses yet. Tomorrow they come in.

 No.225942

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>>225941

Damn, they need to step their glasses level up

 No.225944

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>>225932
Absolute 10. I have never in my entire life been more hyped for a video game.

And you are speaking to a man who on October 26, 2004, as a 13 year old boy, suffered his first panic attack when his mother threatened not to buy him San Andreas on Day 1 if he didn't stop talking about the game.

I have absolute faith that Kojima will create the game that will top Metacritic on PS4 and possibly PC for perhaps this whole 8th gen. Never have I been more prepared to day things like take time off work or whatever just to prepare for a game. I will studying my 5th semester when that game drops but I'll probably not go to class at all.

Muslims have things like going to Hajj where they take time off work and everything else to travel to Mecca to pray at the Ka'aba. For me the Phantom Pain feels more like a religious event I've waited for my entire life, the last delivery of the saviour of video games, Kojima himself. His final gospel… until he decides to come back and remake MG1+2 on FOX Engine.

 No.225945

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>>225942
Lol. Its cuz it gets shipped to a different part of town then back

 No.225946

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>>225938
Sometimes it has 2 yous for me, sometimes not. Its weird

>>225941
Cool cool

 No.225948

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>>225939
That sounds nice.. We should have an apple tree, too, so when the weather starts changing and the leaves start falling,, we could enjoy some delicious cider when posting waifus.

 No.225949

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>>225945

This is 2015 not 1985!
They arent taking it on horse back

 No.225950

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Alright, back to work soon, need to get my sleeping schedule sorted out.

Night boys

 No.225951

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>>225936
What's up bro?

>>225935
Ahh I'm jealous. There must be cute Italian girls around there as well.

>>225950
Night

 No.225953

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>>225950
Have a good sleep.

 No.225954

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>>225950
Good night sleep well ♥

>>225951
A few yeah :)

 No.225955

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 No.225956

>>225955

okay i get it i'm sorry i insulted your waifu

 No.225957

File: 1426209833271-0.jpg (663.46 KB, 2048x1366, 1024:683, diet-coke-003.jpg)

>>225956
I never felt that you did, dont worry

 No.225958

File: 1426209871515-0.gif (1.97 MB, 500x230, 50:23, quiet warning colouration.gif)

File: 1426209871515-1.webm (2.86 MB, 640x360, 16:9, sniper deprived of her wo….webm)

>>225944
it's going to be so beautiful ;_;

Now I'm almost thinking I should just buy the collector's edition and play it on my uncle's PS4 and live at his house for a while. Not like I won't get a PS4 eventually. Hell, maybe I'll have one by the time it comes out. If they would make the MGS5 PS4 available in NA I'd pick up the console then…

God, 2 fucking weeks delay, what am I going to do. I guess I could just pretend it doesn't exist…

I'm pretty happy anyway because when MGSV drops I'm not just getting what will probably be the greatest game ever made but I'm about 98% sure I'll finally have my one and only forever-waifu. I just hope that when she inevitably dies it's you the player killing her. If my love is going to die I'd better be able to kill her with my own hands. I want it to at least be an intimate thing.

 No.225959

File: 1426209959977-0.jpg (30.78 KB, 362x272, 181:136, stefanie joosten kojima.jpg)

>>225958
There are alternate endings to the game, so I imagine there could be some where you lose Quiet, and others where if you save her you might see something different happen.

 No.225960

File: 1426210127134.jpg (1.19 MB, 2155x3000, 431:600, 99310_Image0001_123_23lo.jpg)

I dunno how many of you realize it, but ASR, of all the waifus, would probably be the greatest wife to have children with.

Every time I remember her wide birthing hips, furry exterior and Christian sensibilities, I'm reminded of this fact.

 No.225961

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>>225949
Lmao, they are. Its what i get for going to the cheaper closer place.

>>225950
Niiiight

>>225951
Nothing much, same shit

 No.225962

File: 1426210237510.jpg (Spoiler Image, 4.22 MB, 9801x7364, 9801:7364, 1426146692299.jpg)

>>225960
what does a furry exterior have to do with childbearing?

 No.225963

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>>225961

Go big or go home man!

 No.225964

File: 1426210725061.gif (1.39 MB, 325x320, 65:64, 1391147124213.gif)

>>225962
That's the question of the day, isn't it?

 No.225966

File: 1426211560825-0.jpg (160.06 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1421399059249.jpg)

I'm off to bed, good night much love ♥

 No.225967

File: 1426211589637-0.jpg (529.29 KB, 1751x2178, 1751:2178, 1424168633142-1.jpg)

>>225966
gnight

 No.225968

File: 1426211682657.jpg (664.76 KB, 3600x2393, 3600:2393, 5IkLAPV.jpg)

>>225966

Nighttttttttt

 No.225969

File: 1426211733833.jpg (93.7 KB, 1363x569, 1363:569, equalizer2.jpg)

Im out too, gnight

 No.225970

File: 1426211875686-0.png (81.66 KB, 490x593, 490:593, anne impossible.PNG)

>>225969
goodnight

 No.225971

File: 1426212402063.jpg (54.88 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 851033568548032256_1435890….jpg)

>>225870
Yeah, but you have the name for it.
So it is like middle school naps lol. The classes are boring so you sleep except this kind of school is highly important lol. I take it they don't show cool movies in your class.

 No.225972

File: 1426212888217-0.gif (2.46 MB, 391x220, 391:220, ride lol.gif)

>tfw you get the first comment on a new death grips video for the first time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY

 No.225974

File: 1426212942099.jpg (916.1 KB, 2421x3390, 807:1130, 1424266017764.jpg)

faggots

 No.225976

File: 1426213045208-0.webm (128.39 KB, 810x720, 9:8, face.webm)

>>225974
why is this nerd here?

 No.225977

File: 1426213158248.jpg (274.31 KB, 842x1222, 421:611, 936full-ryan-newman (26).jpg)

>k talking about himself again

 No.225978

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>>225973
I have no idea what those things are…

>>225974
That's a rude thing to say.

 No.225981

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>>225975
I'm not lost! I don't want to go to your board

>>225976
You wish dawg.

>>225978
It wasn't directed at you!

>>225977
W-why did I use a plural then :o?

 No.225983

File: 1426213371341.webm (2.38 MB, 800x450, 16:9, 1403183281106.webm)

>>225981
you have multiple personalities all of them faggots

>>225978
tfwn waifu cuddles

 No.225984

File: 1426213425370-0.webm (1.98 MB, 640x640, 1:1, RyRy Fluid Druid.webm)

File: 1426213425370-1.jpg (74.66 KB, 641x641, 1:1, 1406021769128.jpg)

>>225977
fuck RyRy why you gotta be so delicious

 No.225985

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>>225980
Good! I'm way past wanting to learn things.

>>225981
Oh, well then I'm ok with you saying this.

 No.225986

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>>225982
Pffft. Get outta town.

>>225983
You wish. none faggots

>>225985
I'm not mean to the jellyfish.

 No.225987

File: 1426213814404.jpg (94.37 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1408913078643.jpg)

>>225984
when the hell is the thing from that vid coming out? god I want ryry to give me a private dance

>>225985
not even learning how to love?

 No.225989

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>>225986
Yeah totally. You have NEVER been mean to me in the past regarding first posts…

>>225987
I'm open to learning how to love…

 No.225990

File: 1426214078463-0.webm (1.55 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, JJS Kiernan 03.webm)

>>225985
who is this qt?

 No.225991

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>>225990
It's the totally cute Bailee Madison

 No.225992

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>>225988
Exactly! No reason.

>>225989
Not even once. You must be imagining anything.

 No.225993

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>>225992
Yeah. Maybe I am. You're usually right.

 No.225995

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>>225993
♥♥
When am I going to get to rekt you in War Thunder?

 No.225996

File: 1426214685572.jpg (27.29 KB, 333x485, 333:485, B8FP-2jCUAAX2-Y.jpg)

>>225995
♥♥
I'm still learning, but I am open to playing whenever you want. Just not right now, because sleep :)

 No.225997

File: 1426214814519.jpg (256.27 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 46SDBZs.jpg)

>>225996
H-how about right n-. Oh…

I'm still learning too. I'm so shit lol.
That's okai :3

 No.225998

File: 1426214994275.jpg (1.24 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, Hanratty Newman 07.jpg)

>>225989
even learning how to love special girls?

 No.225999

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>>225997
Don't be a smarty pants, boy.

Me too! I can get a kill or two per match, but most of the time I'm just dodging planes :)

 No.226000

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>>225998
Oh, of course I'd be up for that.

 No.226001

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>>225999
S-sorry.

The dog fighting mode is pretty fun. I'm so much better at the planes than tanks.

>>225998
>special girls

 No.226003

File: 1426215353237.webm (1.58 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 1426213808839.webm)

Pretty

 No.226004

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>>226001
It's ok.

Don't think I've played that yet. Just been jumping into the normal game mode and flying around confused. I haven't tried playing the tanks yet. Planes are my thing. I'll totally #rekt you in the game even though I lack experience

 No.226005

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>>226003
I like that……

 No.226006

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>>226004
I'm not really sure about much. I only ever played with H. and he did all the game mode fixing shit.
hahaha I thought you've only been playing tanks. You silly goose.

It's a game we both lack experience though!!

>>226005
I know you do :3

 No.226007

File: 1426215510984-0.jpg (1.01 MB, 2224x3040, 139:190, 1399837111969.jpg)

>>225998
RyRy is never not asking for it.

 No.226008

File: 1426215579398.jpg (103.02 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1426203659431-2.jpg)

>no HR of this
Why even live.

 No.226009

File: 1426215662562.jpg (99.76 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1426190239240-2.jpg)

;_;

 No.226011

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>>226006
>I'm not really sure about much
I could make a joke about this…
I don't know if I've been playing dogfighting mode now or not lol. I just click the button and jump into a game. This is proof that I have no idea what I'm doing yet lol. Not sure how to do upgrades or anything. I truly am a silly goose.

So. I'm a game master. I pwn fools

:D JJ splits does things for me. I thank you for sharing!

>>226008
:(

 No.226012

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>>226007
she needs it so bad

>>226000
maybe someone will teach you someday

>>226001
best girls

 No.226013

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>>226012
I hope so. I want to learn that!
>tfw Bailee is not a special girl who could teach me

 No.226014

File: 1426215908648.webm (1.49 MB, 376x668, 94:167, 1426214666121.webm)

>>226011
T-thank you for not!
Hahah. Thankfully I have some idea with upgrades. sort of but probably not really

You're a GM? You're cheating as well :o?

I think it does things for everyone…

 No.226015

File: 1426215976528.jpg (67.92 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1425959314418.jpg)

>4'10

 No.226016

File: 1426216159763.jpg (78.34 KB, 880x691, 880:691, Raptors Game.jpg)

>>226014
I couldn't be mean to a nice person :)
I'm going to try and learn some tomorrow because I need to get better planes which I don't know how to do. I guess just by playing? Fuck this game confuses me :I

Don't go ratting to people that I use cheat codes

It should. You might be a little funny if it doesn't…

>>226015
Nice eyes

 No.226017

File: 1426216195696.jpg (134.43 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1418526364100.jpg)

Is this chloe next to JJ for comparison?

 No.226018

File: 1426216196202.gif (2.97 MB, 299x437, 13:19, 1418259899741.gif)

>>226015
>75 lbs

>>226013
that would be so cute, she has such lovely thighs :3

 No.226019

File: 1426216369783.webm (1.41 MB, 376x668, 94:167, 1426214709290.webm)

>>226016
All my niceness has paid off :3
I think just by playing? Same as other games. Just learning shit slowly over time.

Maybe if you pay me off…

Perfect ocean blue eyes.

>>226018
Easy to throw around.

 No.226020

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 No.226022

File: 1426216480055.jpg (82.65 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 2.16.jpg)

>>226018
Bailee would make such a great special girl :)
I agree, her thighs are so lovely! I want to feel them :D

>>226019
It has :D
Good because I unlocked a plane and had no idea how I did it. I need to get better with the aiming though. I am stank at that.

Do you accept credit card?

Indeed. Lovely to stare into before a kiss.

 No.226023

File: 1426216665226.jpg (95.03 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1424932860092.jpg)

>>226022
Hahaha. How do you struggle to aim with planes?! There's literally a marker of where to aim to hit them :P

I do. That is fine with me

>tfw you'll never kiss her ;-;

 No.226024

File: 1426216784149-0.png (737.48 KB, 610x610, 1:1, Screen Shot 2015-03-12 at ….png)

this guy don't sit right with me…

 No.226025

File: 1426216801896.jpg (2.44 MB, 2257x3415, 2257:3415, Mackenzie Foy at the 20th ….jpg)

Good morning.

 No.226026

File: 1426216817067.jpg (66.63 KB, 750x600, 5:4, jiFfM.jpg)

Well that happened. Fire alarm right as 100s of ppl were leaving a concert. And of course I manage to be one of the ppl to check if there's smoke. Fml

 No.226027

File: 1426216864399.jpg (73.08 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 9.jpg)

>>226023
I'm bad at aiming it right on the marker :( Don't make fun of me, I'm still a rookie pilot!

Ok, I'll send you the info in a few days.

>tfw you'll never have a passionate kissing session with her on the beach at sunset

The feels man! :(

I should probably head to bed soon.

>>226024
Take him out…

 No.226028

File: 1426216888327.jpg (56.06 KB, 472x508, 118:127, 14100182969341.jpg)

I haven't posted on 8ch in quite a while.
Hello /waifuist/, you were the first board I ever posted on frequently. Too bad you have been infested by tripfags. Looks like I'll be leaving as fast as I came.

 No.226029

File: 1426216971584.jpg (245.29 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1425891731819.jpg)

>>226024
Lexee gettin' prettier. especially with that 'special' picture lately of her feet

>>226027
Are you a rookie with a mouse too?? hehe

I'll be looking for it

Awwww. M-making me sad.

>>226028
>implying it wasn't always
Cheers m8.

>>226025
hai dvt

 No.226030

File: 1426217024977.webm (2.17 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1405894359434.webm)

>>226019
you could put her anywhere you wanted

>>226022
they're so smooth :3

>>226025
hiya

>>226024
it looks like some sort of living soft toy.

those kinds of dogs are fucked up, they're bred to look more like fetuses basically

 No.226031

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>>226029
>implying it wasn't always
It really wasn't though.

 No.226032

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>>226029
I am… Is that a bad thing?

Just take a little bit of money out. Don't be greedy

Sorry! I won't do it again.

>>226026
Stop messing with alarms!

 No.226033

File: 1426217167887.jpg (55.55 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Bailee Beach.jpg)

>>226030
and delicious :)

 No.226034

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>>226028
Considering we always had trips, Im not sure what you are talking about. But adios?

 No.226035

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Oh wow! I thought the name thing would be awesome but it's just putting up so much clutter. Maybe, it's better without the tripcode included.

>>226029
>>226030
Hello.

>>226031
It depends what you mean. If you meant that everyone had a trip, it has always been this way. If you mean that there're more people now in general, then, yes.

 No.226036

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>>226031
my tartarfu

 No.226037

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>>226030
An any position.. she's very flexible.

>>226031
But it has anon. From the start it was a small circlejerk of trips. The board was pretty much for the people of /bros/ from chlomo.

>>226032
Oh dear… You need some practice then Just turn your sensitivity down silly!

I'll take a small portion to make up for it

N-no. It's okai.

 No.226038

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 No.226039

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>>226034
I had a dream I don't fully remember. All I remember was boarding off a plane. Before its exit, they were already checking passports I couldn't find mine so I kept looking. I eventually did when it was one person left before me. The passport checking people weren't a happy bunch either.

 No.226040

File: 1426217529303.jpg (121.3 KB, 696x960, 29:40, 9F7.jpg)

>>226032
Wasn't me!

 No.226041

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File: 1426217618687-1.gif (739.34 KB, 500x282, 250:141, Peace Out.gif)

>>226037
I'll try. I must follow your pro advice.

Small better be small.

Thank you for accepting my apology. I'd never want to hurt your feelings.

>>226040
Lies!

Ok. I'm out.

 No.226042

File: 1426217677724.gif (180.6 KB, 268x367, 268:367, Bye Bye.gif)

>>226041
Good night, FC.

 No.226043

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File: 1426217727033-1.jpg (217.25 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1419096416522.jpg)

>and then she said she loved me too. Just as we were about to kiss, I woke up

 No.226044

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>>226041
It works for me. Low sens seems to help for the planes. But maybe it's just cause I like low sens because of cs too

Well… no guarantees It could be large

T-thanks. ♥

Goodnight to you bro. Sleep well.

 No.226045

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>>226038
>o-ok anon, I got dressed up as a doll, now what do we do?

 No.226046

File: 1426217810296.jpg (114.29 KB, 604x604, 1:1, 1410467462975.jpg)

>>226045
>tfw you'll never own a ryry doll

 No.226047

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>>226041
Goodnight.

>>226024
>>226025
Well this is convenient. Two of my favourite people just showed up at the same time.

 No.226050

File: 1426218330659.jpg (102.9 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1384841793816.jpg)

>>226046
>ywn turn ryry into your own personal living sex doll

 No.226051

File: 1426218524038.gif (860.39 KB, 245x170, 49:34, Crying Carrie.gif)

Guys,
I need help trying to solve a problem or solving my own paranoia:

I've always had Waifuist opened on my Windows 8.1 tablet when I go to sleep so that when I wake up, it updates from where I left off and I can see what I missed.

I usually just lose about 5% of my battery at night but that's just cause my WiFi's on. Sometimes, my battery would drain faster but a Windows update would always solve it.

Now, for the longest time, my battery drains like 15-20% at night instead of 5%. Yesterday's update didn't solve it. I keep wondering if it's cause of the site or the script. But, I know everything's supposed to not be operating in sleep mode especially since when I unlock the tablet, I see that that's the only time Chrome updates Waifuist.

This morning, it was down to almost 50% which is even worse. Even though I know it logically isn't, I can't help but wonder if it's cause the script and site were changed.

Is anyone else on a mobile device, leaving the site on, and experiencing drastic power problems?====

 No.226052

File: 1426218567294.jpg (21.17 KB, 406x414, 203:207, Crazy Greeting.jpg)

>>226047
Hi, Fym. I'm sure they're nice people.

 No.226053

File: 1426218710749.jpg (1.07 MB, 2186x3000, 1093:1500, 1402780725902.jpg)

>>226051

Are you sure the battery is not slowly losing capacity?

 No.226054

File: 1426218787021.jpg (125.77 KB, 557x960, 557:960, 1420195160168-4.jpg)

>>226050
I'd get this edition of the her.

 No.226055

File: 1426218816912.png (209 KB, 534x478, 267:239, Concern.png)

>>226053
Yeah. Yesterday, I lost less than 15. Today, I lost almost 50. It's too drastic.

 No.226057

File: 1426219193041.jpg (178.7 KB, 961x1280, 961:1280, 1420483119105-0.jpg)

>>226055

You should probably try disabling the script and/or using Firefox instead. See if it keeps happening or not.

 No.226058

File: 1426219296651.jpg (62.99 KB, 1116x742, 558:371, Dakota Fanning.jpg)

>>226057
I guess I'll save the specific URL on notepad, close Chrome, and just paste it in the morning. I'll see if that works?

Well, I guess nobody else really leaves it outside of their PC. Thanks for trying, Ellehu.

 No.226059

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>>226054
I'd get the edition taht sucks cock

 No.226060

File: 1426219518130.jpg (335.56 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, elle-fanning-asos-magazine….jpg)

>>226058
>worst fanning

 No.226061

File: 1426219764432.jpg (1.73 MB, 876x1200, 73:100, model-mothers-in-vogue-014.jpg)

>>226058

You could do that yes, but why not try what I suggested first? Even if you can't live without the script or chrome you'll at least know if one of them is causing the problem.

>>226060

I feel bad for Dakota, she is not ugly at all, she was just unlucky enough to have a ridiculously attractive, younger sister.

 No.226062

File: 1426219794958-0.jpg (205.26 KB, 641x610, 641:610, 1424169396465.jpg)

why aren't you on steam darren

 No.226063

File: 1426219805118.gif (3.04 MB, 516x586, 258:293, 1403182156954.gif)

>>226059
That's every edition silly.

 No.226064

File: 1426219876156.jpg (304.9 KB, 799x1024, 799:1024, Elle Fanning 04.jpg)

>>226063
perfect

>>226061
I wouldn't mind having a ridiculously attractive younger sister

 No.226066

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>>226065
>memays

 No.226068

File: 1426220141794.jpg (2.38 MB, 2194x3100, 1097:1550, Elle Fanning 22.jpg)

>>226067
where did you post it anyway?

 No.226070

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>>226068

Literally too much ass

 No.226071

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>>226061
Oh. I thought my way was hitting your two birds with one stone. I'll do it this afternoon then try another tonight if it doesn't work.

>>226062
Zzzzz….

>>226064
For what purposes…?

 No.226072

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>>226053
That Alexandra

>>226039
A little too broad for my talents. There seems to be a theme of change and finding yourself.

 No.226073

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 No.226074

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>my mom says I'd forget my own butt if it weren't so big

>just kidding, it's regular

 No.226075

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 No.226076

>>226075

>OMG it smells so bad!

 No.226077

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>>226074
your obsession with pancakes is so deep rooted, I don't know if your neurosis will ever be cured!

 No.226078

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 No.226079

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her eyes BOTHER me so much in this movie. I like my brown Kiernan eyes!

 No.226080

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>>226079
She looks beautiful with blue eyes too.

 No.226082

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>>226079
Her natural brown eyes are nice, they almost look a bit hazel, too.

 No.226084

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>>226080
>>226082
I like what I like

 No.226085

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a bit crazy

 No.226086

File: 1426223776326-0.webm (6.4 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, milkface.webm)

>>226085
only a bit? I like a lot of crazy with my waifus!

 No.226088

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>>226087
Night Stevis <3

 No.226089

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>>226087
Good night. Farts.

 No.226090

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 No.226092

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 No.226093

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 No.226096

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who is you're mummyfu?

 No.226097

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 No.226098

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>>226096
I guess if this is your husbandu, he's your mummyfu too.

 No.226099

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>>226096
I don't have one

 No.226100

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>>226097
nice, she would be one sexy mum

>>226098
lol

>>226099
why not?

 No.226101

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>>226100
Why do I want one?

 No.226102

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>>226100
>sexy mum
Hmmm…. I guess Alyson Hannigan.

 No.226103

File: 1426230229422.webm (1.66 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1399408584481.webm)

>>226100
Have you seen her in Bates Motel? She seems like a good mom just based on that show alone.

 No.226104

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>>226101
So, you could have loving sex…. Duh! I mean that's what Pra's thinking, not I.

 No.226105

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>>226101
exactly what dvt said

>>226102
not bad

>>226103
yes I watch some of the first season of that, it was really umm, confusing… I suppose

 No.226106

File: 1426230488014.gif (1.14 MB, 266x480, 133:240, 1420197873140-1.gif)

>>226105
Is Ryry old enough?

 No.226107

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>>226105
Just to be clear with what you mean by mummyfu though: were you asking who's a mom already and you find hot, or were you asking who would you want to go, "How's your day dear? Awwww…. Were you bullied again? Wanna have sex to feel better?" :|

 No.226108

File: 1426230654614.jpg (2.23 MB, 4999x2521, 4999:2521, 1388958507530.jpg)

>>226105
It's not really a good show, the slow-build incest stuff is pretty okay, though.

I hear in Japan it's normal for a mom to take her son's virginity, it's supposed to be good luck.

 No.226109

File: 1426230732059.jpg (101.66 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1420452121470.jpg)


>>>/mommyfuist/

 No.226110

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>>226106
hmm, a little improbably but I'll allow it

>>226107
The second one

>>226108
>I hear

from your anime comics?

 No.226111

File: 1426230876314.jpg (241.65 KB, 1023x728, 1023:728, Ubisoft.jpg)

Good evening to you, Empy.

So, Steam's having Watch Dogs on sale. I already finished it and am not sure if the multiplayer's worth it (or if it even exists). Do I wanna buy it or just keep the R.G. Mechanics copy?

>>226110
THAT'S BAD! I wish I was 13 years younger than Lily Collins then.

 No.226112

File: 1426230907730.jpg (1.81 MB, 3210x5184, 535:864, 1426185778828_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>226109
Too much ass?

 No.226113

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>he doesn't want maria to give him a gentle handjob in the bath

 No.226114

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>>226111
It's just fantasy :3

 No.226115

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>>226111
Pretty cheap, guess there couldn't be any harm in buying it. And yes, apparently it does have multiplayer, it seems meh.

>>226113
Eww, she looks like the Argentine President.

 No.226116

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>>226110
Are you telling me my Cambodian comics aren't being truthful?

Lena Headey would make a good dominatrix mom.

 No.226117

File: 1426231233202.jpg (1.28 MB, 2096x3000, 262:375, Lily Collins's Open Legs a….jpg)

>>226114
So is Lily Collins naked with a gift bow.

>>226115
>meh
I think I know what you're really trying to say. Haha.

 No.226118

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>>226112

You know me too well

 No.226119

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>>226115
>le attracted to children meme

>>226116
There may be some slight exaggeration happening

she would, she has cute nips too

>>226117
that would be very nice

 No.226120

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 No.226121

File: 1426231419824.gif (2.06 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Cutest Christmas Laugh.gif)

>>226119
… and for the sadist types, a crossbow instead.

 No.226122

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>>226119
She looks the Argentine President, deal with it

 No.226123

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I think these two would make great sisters.

 No.226124

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>>226119
>tfw prat posts some delicious kneepits just before I leave for work

 No.226125

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>>226123
Will she take after her sister with the nude pictures too?

 No.226126

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>>226124
Good morning. It's quite early.

 No.226127

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>>226123
would you help her stretch and prepare for gymnastics?

>>226125
she's like 5…

>>226124
what on earth is happening there?

 No.226128

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>>226127

cupping

it's like acupressure

 No.226129

>>226127
I don't mean now. Just in the future.

 No.226130

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 No.226131

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>>226126
Yeah, got ready for work and had 10 minutes to spare.

>>226127
I dunno but I like that it exists.

Gotta go, see you all later.

 No.226132

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 No.226133

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>>226125
Prolly one day, she's learning from clearly the lewdest.

>>226127
I'd be up at the crack of dawn with her everyday. After I'm done stretching and coaching her we could take a hot bath together. I hear that's good for muscle recovery.

 No.226134

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>>226129
creep…

>>226128
but why?

>>226131
I don't know how that could be attractive, have fun at work though

>>226132
top tier mummyfu

>>226133
what a good brother you are

 No.226135

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>>226134
how so?!

 No.226136

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>>226134

It relieves pain, supposedly.

 No.226137

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>>226131
See ya.

 No.226138

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 No.226139

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>>226135
it just is

I love how she's sitting there

>>226136
it looks pretty painful tbh

 No.226140

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>>226134
The most difficult thing would be helping her get out of her depression when she realizes she can't compete at the Olympic level anymore.

I'd have to do all sorts of brotherly things to get her out of the funk. I'd make her breakfast, give her a massage, get her exercising again. When I'd awake to her crying at night, I'd go to her bed, get in a spoon position with her, run my fingers through her hair softly, rub her neck and whisper sweet things into her ear until she falls asleep, I'd give her a quick kiss and fall asleep with my arms tightly wrapped around her.

 No.226141

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>>226139
Then i guess you won't look at them when they come out.

Her gymnastics has paid off.

 No.226142

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>>226140
w-wow, I was not expecting feels…

>>226141
I am interested for lily's eventual nudes though…

 No.226143

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 No.226144

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>>226143
she can leave the choker on though

 No.226145

File: 1426234306334.jpg (39.28 KB, 640x852, 160:213, 1411853736625.jpg)

>>226143
This pretty little provocateur knows exactly what she's doing.

 No.226146

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 No.226147

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File: 1426234387999-1.jpg (85.09 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1423365613592-0.jpg)

>>226144
She'll leave it on just for you then

>>226145
Oh i'm glad she does.

 No.226148

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>>226145
why are her thighs wrapped around the neck of a much older man?

>>226147
such a good girl :3

 No.226149

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 No.226150

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Woah! I want the Black Widow one! Though, the Iron Man one looks awesome as well!

http://blog.gsmarena.com/this-marvel-avengers-themed-limited-edition-samsung-galaxy-s6-edge-looks-hot/

 No.226151

File: 1426235173352.jpg (658.7 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 1372145437304.jpg)

Good Morning

 No.226152

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 No.226153

File: 1426235285393.jpg (1.06 MB, 3800x1000, 19:5, lilyrosebikini.jpg)

>>226148
That's obviously her boyfriend, silly.

>>226151
Hello.

 No.226154

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 No.226155

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Damn.

 No.226156

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>>226152
>>226153
>>226154

How art thou fellas?

 No.226158

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