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Waifuist Thread #416 forward, young man!AnneKSh6Ps 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:12:40 No.226828 [View All]

Happy 15th Birthday Jordyn Jones!

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Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:29:27 No.227367

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>>227364
unbutton them and slide them down

Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:30:04 No.227368

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>>227366

Stevie showed up too, that's nice of her.

K.!iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:31:24 No.227369

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>>227366
Larsen got invited but not Kaylyn.

Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:33:28 No.227370

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>>227369

Too pleb for her.

K.!iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:35:15 No.227371

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>>227370
But Jordyn could've gotten a stripper for free then.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:37:50 No.227372

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>>227371
She could shake it all up and down

Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:38:05 No.227373

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>>227371

The recent evidence is pretty clear that Jordyn doesn't bend that way.

Jethro!Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:39:41 No.227374

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>>227372
She definitely could.

K.!iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:40:02 No.227375

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>>227373
She still would get one for Chloe and Lexee's enjoyment.

>>227372
I'm sure she could shake very well.

L'Empereur!Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:40:17 No.227376

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>>227367
to see the cutest little girl panties ever

Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:43:12 No.227377

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>>227375

I bet at this point, Jordyn likes Jiff more than Chloe, Lexee, or and other banji for that matter.

K.!iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:44:17 No.227378

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>>227377
You're probably right. She is holding Jiff in her birthday picture. Ergo she must love Jiff more than Chloe or Lexee.

Widge 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:45:08 No.227379

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Good morning <3

K.!iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:45:46 No.227380

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>>227379
scarn' on cunt?

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:46:35 No.227381

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>>227376
White cotton? :o

>>227379
Hello Sammy <3

Jethro!Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:47:31 No.227382

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>>227379
Hello. How are you doing this morning?

L'Empereur!Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:47:47 No.227383

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>>227379
Hello.

>>227381
Yes.

Widge 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:50:08 No.227384

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>>227380
Woke up, looked over my shoulder to the other side of my bed to see still no gf

Other than that I'm alright I guess, how are you bud?

>>227381
<33333 hi

>>227382
Heya, I'm okay thanks, sorry I went quiet on that little scientific observation yesterday. I don't like getting too lewd on a board. m-maybe somewhere else we could do investigate further

How are you?

>>227383
Morning, what's going on?

K.!iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:51:51 No.227385

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>>227382
Such a cute asr.

>>227384
Naww :( iktfb

I'm not too bad. Just watching some chinese cartoons with some bud.

L'Empereur!Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:54:10 No.227386

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>>227384
Nothing, just sitting here.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:54:51 No.227387

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>>227383
ywn push them to one side and taste skittles

>>227384
What are you investigatin'?~

pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:54:51 No.227388

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>smoking marijuana cigarettes

Jethro!Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:55:29 No.227389

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>>227384
Where else could we take our investigations? No need to apologize, sure you antagonized me, but I ended up taking it to the extreme by suggesting we impregnate them and chain the two young ladies in a warehouse. For research

K.!iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:56:14 No.227390

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>>227388
If you try that the filter absorbs all the thc silly.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:56:35 No.227391

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>>227388
What are you up to, pervin' on that butt there?

pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:57:24 No.227392

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>>227390
that sounds a lot safer than letting the toxins DIRECTLY INTO YOUR LUNGS!

L'Empereur!Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:58:25 No.227393

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>>227387
>cfw

pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:58:20 No.227394

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>>227391
that's my favourite lia right there :3

no… I was trying to carry noobs in dota but it's not easy.

K.!iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:58:53 No.227395

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>>227392
I'm not smoking it though. I'm vaporizing it.

Pity it's not a lethal toxin.

Widge 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:00:08 No.227396

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>>227385
Sounds comfy :3

>>227386
Fun. I should try that sometime

>>227387
Science n stuff~

>>227388
Good morning <3

>>227389
Oh I don't know, I think the research is important though. But I'm still not sure why the warehouse is so critical… s-steam?

pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:00:11 No.227397

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>>227395
is that like star trek technology?

>suicide talk

guess I'll come back later

L'Empereur!Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:01:06 No.227398

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>>227396
Don't, it's awful.

K.!iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:01:46 No.227399

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>>227397
Pretty much. I got it off the Millennium Falcon.

Bye then.

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:03:16 No.227400

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>>227393
You mean
>cfw

>>227394
I know right, so darn cute

Oh man, they just too heavy on your back? Need a massage?

>>227395
No is good for you, shush

>>227396
Whaaat? ;)

L'Empereur!Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:03:26 No.227401

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>>227395
>ywn be vaporised by your local suicide booth for 25 cents

Jethro!Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:07:27 No.227402

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>>227396
I guess I'll have to fully explain why the warehouse aspect is so crucial in Steam chat. The conversation doesn't have to be all research, though, obviously some friendly chat would be fine, too.

I have a Steam, but I don't have all the ID bullshit set up and I need to get a mic. Send me your ID and when I get it all set up in a minute I'll add you.

L'Empereur!Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:08:58 No.227403

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>>227400
N-no she would be confused.

Widge 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:09:09 No.227404

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>>227400
I only ever seem to smoke when I'm drunk. I've had about 3 puffs of a cigarette in my life and last week when I was drunk I asked a girl if I could borrow hers.

It was herbal >.<

>>227402
Oh okay, well if you can explain then that'll be fine…

Jethro!Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:16:48 No.227405

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>>227404
Add me: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jethro_69/

I've never actually played or chatted with anyone else on Steam before.

Widge 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:18:33 No.227406

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>>227405
Just use it for vidya then?

Thats kinda the opposite of how I got started with it

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:21:01 No.227407

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>>227403
Confused and adorable

>>227404
Heh, I'm mostly the same, somehow I find myself with a pack when I'm wiped.

Sounds yuckkkkkk

L'Empereur!Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:24:18 No.227408

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>>227407
Her confusion and timidness is what would be hot

Jethro!Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:24:39 No.227409

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>>227404
I've only smoked when I'm drunk, too. One time I was with a friend and we smoked like five cigars each and for a whole 6 months I wanted nicotine but I toughed it out, of course.

>>227406
I don't really even have a working mic right now, I got cash to get one, though. You can provide me some suggestions, right?

Storybr0-!9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:26:04 No.227410

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