Waifuist Thread #416 forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:12:40 No. 226828 [Last 50 Posts]
Happy 15th Birthday Jordyn Jones!
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:15:17 No. 226832
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:15:44 No. 226833
You didnt have to, I was gonna suggest we do the next one but thanks anyway
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:16:23 No. 226834
>>226833 Jordyn's birthday takes precedence above everything else.
Sorry I forgot about it.
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:16:55 No. 226835
>>226826 Hey
>>226827 Sorry :(
Every other waifu gets a bday thread!
>>226830 Hey Shoon!
>>226831 Shes never done drugs!
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:18:40 No. 226840
>>226838 Thats not an addiction!
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:19:34 No. 226841
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Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:20:05 No. 226842
>>226840 It was the first of many.
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:20:21 No. 226843
>>226838 oh no! what kind of pill is she taking?
The Sophisticated Quiet-Grace 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:20:39 No. 226844
>>226835 Not that I mind anything JJ themed! I have 2 chapters to finish by the weekend!
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:20:40 No. 226845
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Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:21:26 No. 226848
>>226843 The kind that makes you feel good.
The kind that lets you dance for hours…
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:21:44 No. 226849
JJ pls
>>226846 Pills aren't as fun as they seem tbh
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:22:38 No. 226850
>>226849 Tell that to my liver pls.
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:22:53 No. 226851
>>226849 but doing them with JJ would be fun
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:23:08 No. 226852
>>226849 You done drugs?
wow im disappointing red
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:23:15 No. 226853
>>226841 Eh, not much. Had doctors appointment today, was pretty stressful
>>226842 My waifu is not a druggie!
>>226846 I would do anything with her, but I'd rather she didnt become a druggie
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:23:17 No. 226854
>>226848 sounds like mdma
>I agree with Orange on this onealthough
>>226849 >not snorting them instead
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:24:05 No. 226855
>>226854 >snorting anything I cant even watch it, makes me feel icky
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:24:02 No. 226856
>>226853 That sucks, everything good?
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:26:24 No. 226857
>>226853 I'm just saying it could be fun with her. After
you could always hold an intervention for her
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:27:09 No. 226858
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:27:19 No. 226859
>>226850 Liver pls stahpo hurting BBB
>>226851 She's hyper as is, she might have a heart attack
>>226852 You're not disappointing, silly!
>>226854 Not enough time to shove 'em up nose when out partying hard
>>226855 Lucky you don't have to :3
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:28:24 No. 226860
>>226859 Oh wow good one, did you boyfriend tell you that one?
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:28:50 No. 226861
>>226856 Eh not great
>>226856 Oh it might be fun
intervention?
>>226859 I do sometimes though..
>>226860 Nice kiki
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:29:52 No. 226862
>those candies Kaylyn gave me are making me feel weird!
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:30:27 No. 226863
>>226859 I didn't think about that. Having 911 on speed dial would be useful.
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:31:05 No. 226864
>>226862 >fantasizing about underaged girls drugging each other you're a terrible man!
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:30:59 No. 226865
>>226861 That sucks, I hope you are fine man
I know dat aint for me
I only post the best kiki
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:32:26 No. 226866
>>226860 ;) i just told you so
>>226861 O-Oh? You mean weed? I'd love to smoke with you sometime >>226862 Are you feeling more excited and happy and fun, sweetheart?
>>226863 Very useful, in case bad stuff happens
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:35:14 No. 226867
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>>226864 I hope that wasn't the scooter JJ fell off of.
>>226866 but then they'd wonder why she overdosed on pills. Now I'm debating if doing pills with JJ is actually a good idea.
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:35:35 No. 226868
>>226864 >fantasizing about a group of little girls running you over with their scooters
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:35:46 No. 226869
>>226866 Wait a second………..
You wanna smoke Deazy? gay ha
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:36:59 No. 226870
>>226864 I would like to scooter with JJ :3
>>226865 Thanks, we'll see. GP appointment just seems to rushed and hes so direct I cant answer his questions easily
What aint?
:3
>>226866 No I was talking about snorting
But yes I would smoke with you
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:37:33 No. 226871
First 15 picture :3
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:38:09 No. 226872
>>226867 Well, make sure she doesn't OD!
>>226869 N-No
>>226870 Wha? You have to snort stuff?
:3 yay
The Sophisticated Quiet-Grace 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:38:23 No. 226873
ok, anyone would know why my computer is acting up this much that it keeps turning my volume off?????!!!!!!!!
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:39:37 No. 226874
>>226870 Doctors can suck sometimes
the "Oh it might be fun
intervention?" thing
>>226871 I like her jumper
>>226872 Ewwwwwwwww
>>226873 Turn down for what?
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:39:53 No. 226875
>>226871 Still cute :)
>>226872 I can't control her. She's 15. If she wants to take lots of pills, then she can!
>>226873 Stop hitting the mute button!
What are you watching that you need volume
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:39:53 No. 226876
>>226868 A-Are you an esper!?
>>226870 >>226867 It might have been. And I would too, although she might be scared of scooters now.
>>226873 … is that a donut?
>>226871 she looks like a beautiful and sophisticated underaged lady.
Widge 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:42:12 No. 226877
>>226873 It doesn't approve of your music tastes obviously
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:42:38 No. 226878
>>226876 One of the lyrics in the webm is "twerking", but we have no JJ twerking video. This is a sad world.
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:43:02 No. 226879
>>226872 No I dont, but I have to watch people do it
I know its pussy but snorting just makes me feel weird
>>226874 Oh that was supposed to be a reply to Orange
>>226857 >>226861 >>226875 I hope forever
>>226876 I'll make sure she doesnt fall
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:43:46 No. 226880
Is 5 years too big a gap, what do you guys think?
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:44:27 No. 226881
>>226878 We never got a surfing video either.
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:45:43 No. 226882
>>226879 I gotchuuuu
>>226880 what about 5 inches 8)
Widge 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:45:47 No. 226883
>>226880 Just take the age gap and multiply it by the length of the prison sentence and you'll get the percentage of how moral the decision is :^)
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:47:06 No. 226884
>>226861 It might be. I'm sure it could be turned into fun.
>>226879 JJ will be cute forever! No doubt about it.
>>226881 JJ needs to step it up this Summer. Also bikini pictures please. Also,
I'm enjoying that picture
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:47:48 No. 226885
>>226874 Don't ewwwwwwwwww me!
>>226875 Lol, that's very unresponsible of you :P
>>226879 Oh I see, yeah I understand :s I've never done it
You're not a pussy… Just a cutie
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:48:35 No. 226886
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:49:38 No. 226887
>>226885 IMA EWWWW EVERYONE
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:51:30 No. 226889
>>226882 I got way more than that to offer >>226883 haha. Shes 1 year of 16, I can wait
>>226884 I hope so!
>>226885 If you say so :/
>>226886 Nice
Also 15 to 20 sounds big, 18 to 23 doesnt sound anything near as big. I guess the older you get the less the gap matters
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:52:40 No. 226890
>>226889 Well I do too! but I was trying to make it sound clever, I swear!
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:53:49 No. 226891
>>226885 Sorry, but I'm just letting her have some fun with her yummy pills! :)
>>226889 Yeah, the gap does not matter. If you want a girl 5 or 10 years younger than you, then go for it!
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:55:14 No. 226893
>>226887 ;_;
>>226889 What do you mean? You're not a pussy at all… Being adorable doens't mean weakness or anything
>>226891 She would be very fun on them… Very hyper
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:56:26 No. 226894
>>226892 ;-;
>>226893 YOU ALREADY POSTED THAT PICTURE
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:59:09 No. 226895
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 21:59:10 No. 226896
>>226891 Thanks for that :)
>>226893 Depends on who you ask
>>226894 I kid :)
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:00:38 No. 226897
>>226894 Oooooops
>>226896 Well I'm asking myself, and I say
You're perfectly cute and not a pussy, i-in that way
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:01:36 No. 226899
>>226897 I dont even know why I show up
the call quality just went to shit for me
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:03:25 No. 226900
>>226898 I'm sure it makes all the chicks go wow
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:04:45 No. 226901
>>226900 Literally no one has ever seen it
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:05:36 No. 226902
>>226899 Awwww :( At least you tried?
>>226901 You wanna change that tonight?
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:05:42 No. 226903
>>226901 Send us a pic then
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:10:13 No. 226904
>>226902 Trying and failing is not worth trying
>>226902 >>226903 You some thirsty fuckers
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:11:16 No. 226905
>>226904 I-im j-just supporting you
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:11:51 No. 226906
>>226904 Totally is! You're still in here right?
You know you want to
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:12:41 No. 226907
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:13:20 No. 226909
>>226905 I can see one part of my body you are trying to support….
>>226906 Nahhhhhhh
Mehhhhhhh, nottttt really
The Sophisticated Quiet-Grace 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:13:35 No. 226910
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:15:01 No. 226912
>>226909 Its what bros do, t-totally not gay
Fornication 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:15:47 No. 226914
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:16:05 No. 226915
>>226909 Shooby pls, just get it over and done with
>>226914 Forniiiiiiiii
The Sophisticated Quiet-Grace 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:16:22 No. 226916
>>226904 >>226907 My mom is skinny punk!
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:17:08 No. 226918
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Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:17:46 No. 226919
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>>226912 Sureeeeeeeeeeeee, you do that with Red?
>>226915 nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im what
>>226916 Your mum is a skinny punk?
The Sophisticated Quiet-Grace 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:18:20 No. 226920
>>226919 this mf……
IMA GO. BYE LOVEZ
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:18:28 No. 226921
>>226918 What are you suggesting you're to do with her, hmm?
>>226919 You know what to do, quick and easy
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:18:58 No. 226923
>>226920 Buh byeeeeeeeeeeee
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:18:53 No. 226924
>>226919 Weekly check ups ofc. You dont do that with you friends too?
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:19:25 No. 226925
>>226920 CYA!
>>226921 Im not doing it! you dont even have the courtesy to ask me in voice chat, wow
>>226924 No, should I?
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:19:58 No. 226926
>>226920 see ya QGnator
>>226914 hiya
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:20:00 No. 226927
>>226920 You leave too much.
>>226921 Nothing…… I'll just have fun with her is all.
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:20:43 No. 226928
>>226920 Bye lovely ♥
>>226922Stevis I got a question for you. Did you listen to the new Drake mixtape that came out this month?
And did anyone else?
>>226925 Yes ofc
You show it to your bros, they mirin'
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:21:19 No. 226929
>>226924 W-We have weekly check-ups?
>>226925 I just did!
>>226927 What kinda fun?
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:23:17 No. 226931
>>226928 Some guy played Drake in the sixth form room and everyone told him to turn it off
I dont think they would be mirin
>>226929 Wasnt very persuading
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:24:01 No. 226932
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>>226929 Whatever kind of fun she wants to have. Go out on a scooter, dance, things.
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:26:43 No. 226933
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>226929 You keep missing your appointment
>>226930What did you think? I didnt like the album over all. Most of the tracks arn't great, I really this one though
>>226931 The newest album? Its pretty whack, only a few good tracks
I doubt that
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:27:59 No. 226934
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Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:28:55 No. 226935
>>226931 Shoooooby, just do it pls
I'll reciprocate, how's that?
>>226932 What are these things? :3
>>226933 You never remind me! When's the next one, what day?
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:31:36 No. 226937
>>226933 he must have been smoking some whacky tobbacy
>>226935 Why do you wanna see so much!
I dont want a pic of yours
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:32:07 No. 226939
>>226935 I don't know….
it might be lewd but it depends on how you'd view the idea :)
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:32:28 No. 226940
>>226935 I'll have to check my appointments book, I'm pretty busy
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:32:35 No. 226941
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>>226938 Lexee being naughty. No surprise there.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:33:45 No. 226942
>>226937 Shooby just let it happen pls <3
Yeah you do
>>226939 Fine with me, mister :o
>>226940 This weekend, any openings?~
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:35:09 No. 226943
>>226937 He's just trying to act all hard now because everyone criticises him for being soft. Its dumb as fuck, all his "soft" tracks are actually good music
>>226938 Maybe Lexee can join me and Jordyn, for a special birthday gift >>226942 I think I can squeeze you in
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:37:36 No. 226944
>>226942 Stop tryna manipulate me!
nahhhhhhhh
>>226943 Im pretty hard if you ask me
What is with the amount of homoeroticness tonight
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:40:09 No. 226945
>>226943 I hope we have a large timeslot for my check-up…
>>226944 >I'm pretty hard Perfect for what is needed then, no manipulations!
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:43:24 No. 226947
>>226942 Thank you for not finding it creepy.
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:43:43 No. 226948
>>226944 You in the Spanish Mafia or something?
>>226945 5 min quick session
30 min medium session
1 hour long session
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:45:44 No. 226949
>>226948 I RUN THE SPANISH MAFIA
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:46:46 No. 226951
>>226946 I ain't on it!
just do itt
>>226947 :3
Quite the opposite >>226948 Can i have the hour session? I-I'll pay
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:47:42 No. 226952
>>226950 I aint no nigga!
>>226951 You are so on it
Why do you want me to do it, legit reason plz
Fornication 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:49:36 No. 226953
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Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:50:44 No. 226954
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>>226951 For being so cool
I'll fly JJ to you and let her take pills for you!
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:52:07 No. 226956
>>226951 What time shall I pencil you in for?
>>226952 Yes you are, I've seen you
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:53:08 No. 226957
>>226956 Im the whitest fucker around
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:53:43 No. 226958
>>226952 Nop nop, you wish
I'm just curious, nothing wrong with curiosity between bros
That's legit
>>226953 How are you my love?
>>226954 Only one, maybe two, I don't want her losing it too bad. If she had a surplus of energy it might be useful…
>>226956 Later at night might be good. Is it mutual, I give you a check up too?
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:53:47 No. 226959
Wendy's, A&W or Union Burger. What should I eat for dinner?
>>226957 >Spain >white
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:55:14 No. 226960
>>226958 Dont turn this around on me!
curiosity killed the cat! you wanna kill cats huh?
>>226959 Outside is scary
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:56:19 No. 226961
>>226957 Arn't you like brownish living in Spain?
>>226958 Ok 8pm?
This is an official check up, its not mutual
>>226959 I've only heard of Wendys. Arn't the all just burger places? You gonna go there or takeout?
Fornication 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:56:45 No. 226962
>>226958 I'm okay. Did an exam today for an english course. I was nervous.
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:57:04 No. 226963
>>226959 Wendy's because it is relevant.
>>226961 What the hell is chipotle?
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:57:53 No. 226964
>>226961 lol no, I never take my shirt off so I stay nice and pure and white. Over the summer I will probably just sit outside shirtless, get sumin going there
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:58:33 No. 226965
>>226963 i'm ok with this. maybe i'll get a pretzel cheeseburger or something
>>226961 those were the three burger joints within walking distance
alright i'll see you guys after I eat a hamburger
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:59:40 No. 226966
>>226963 Some fast food place in America
>>226964 Sitting on the front porch, top off, six pack glistening, bitches mirin?
>>226965 Ah ok
Have a nice dinner
Orange 03/13/15 (Fri) 22:59:42 No. 226967
>>226958 Good luck keeping her on a limited amount. I bet she'd go crazy and not in a good way.
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:00:36 No. 226968
>>226966 lol I dont have a porch, I have a terrace with a bench on it. Also no six-pack sadly
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:01:47 No. 226969
>>226968 Hit the gym now for summer then, rock that terrace
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:03:05 No. 226970
>>226969 Ima do it all at home, got my pull up bar and shit. Gonna be cash
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:05:08 No. 226972
>>226959 Wendy's, only because I recognise it
>>226960 Am not!
Noooo
I just wanna see >>226961 Oh gosh… Is it very thorough?
8pm is fine…
>>226962 How'd you go?
Fornication 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:05:59 No. 226973
>>226972 Good. Still rusty.
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:06:00 No. 226974
>>226970 You ever try burpees? Never thought those would be such a hard cardio workout until I did them.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:08:35 No. 226976
>>226973 What's the exam for, a course you're doing?
>>226975 Shooby just understand that it's for curiosity! Is there more needed!
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:10:55 No. 226977
>>226974 I have in the past yeah, they are pretty tough. I like running for my cardio
>>226976 I get it but I dont wanna show my dick to the world
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:11:00 No. 226978
>>226970 Thats what I do to, Ive got a free weights set at home and a running machine
>>226971No Tellin' I like, Preach and 6PM in New York
>>226972 Extremely through, highly rated service
>>226974 Yes, they are hard.
We used to get them as punishment in cadets all the time ><
Fornication 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:11:21 No. 226979
>>226976 I'll start a course next week hopefully. Just to add something to my CV.
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:14:08 No. 226981
>>226980 oh shit I didnt look at that image. Y-you d-dont think it means that do you? ;-;
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:14:46 No. 226982
>>226978 Thats the best, I dont want people looking at me while I exercise
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:15:09 No. 226983
>>226977 The world? Noooo just me…
>>226978 W-What does it normally involve?
>>226980 >>226981 Utilised their spare time well I imagine
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:16:17 No. 226984
>>226981 He's a quick shot?
fucking dropped, again
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:16:52 No. 226985
>>226983 Well thats just selfish, im not doing it red
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:17:26 No. 226986
>>226982 Same :/
My flatmate has been bugging me for weeks now to come to the gym with him but I cant really build up the confidence to go, even though I want to
>>226983 I dont reveal my methods
>>226983 >>226984 FFS dont do this to me :'(
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:18:50 No. 226988
>>226986 Well if it is with a mate that would be cool, would be fun to do it.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:19:06 No. 226989
>>226985 I told you we'd share! ;_; It's not selfish
>>226986 I hope your methods can cope with all manner of things, of all shapes and sizes
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:19:49 No. 226990
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>>226977 I like running outside, but the only time I'm able to is at night and I don't really wanna do that in my area.
>>226978 I do around 15 burpees, rest 30 seconds, 15 again, rest and one more set of 15 and even that little amount is pretty brutal.
I wish I could find this picture without the damn name at the bottom.
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:20:49 No. 226991
>>226990 tfw she's not fuzzy anymore
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:22:21 No. 226992
>>226989 I dont wanna get one though, I see enough dicks
>>226990 That sucks, also yeah dont get stabbed
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:25:20 No. 226993
>>226988 I know yeah, its just other people :/
>>226990 Thats pretty good. For cardio I usually go on running machine twice a week
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:29:22 No. 226994
Was Jordyn's birthday the Six-Flags trip Chloe was talking about in her vlogs? I remember Jordyn posting pictures of Six-Flags already. So many questions. Will Chloe and Lexee be invited to Jordyn's party?
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:29:42 No. 226995
>>226984 You dropping her for real?
And I need to know the truth, what does it mean?
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:30:27 No. 226996
>>226993 mehhhhhhhh fuck em, I just like doing it in my house as I live so far away from everything.
As long as the place isnt full of dickheads which it probably wont be, then people wont even glance at you
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:30:47 No. 226997
>>226994 Six flags was last time wasnt it?
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:30:51 No. 226998
>>226991 Dammit, ASR, just embrace the fuzz.
>>226992 The area I'm in isn't too bad, but I always wanna run further and the areas around me aren't as nice. Some weird dude started running next to me one time and said his girlfriend threw him out of her car, he said he was from a different state and wondered where the highway was…maybe that was legit, but still kinda freaky when you're running at 2 am and some stranger starts following you and talking to you.
>>226993 I never liked the machines, I used to do cross country and we'd go to this cool wooded path a few times week, we'd use the machines on really bad weather days and I hated it.
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:32:28 No. 226999
>>226998 Thats pretty weird
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:34:09 No. 227000
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>>226995 I dropped when she didn't bring Chloe and Lexee back for Lipgloss.
Shoon !exy5Bbb6HM 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:39:10 No. 227001
Ima go to bed, cya all tommorow
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:43:38 No. 227005
>>226996 Yeah maybe. And we'll go at a quiet time. Still nervous though
>>226998 I get you. I'm not really that confident to run outside though
>>227000 Thats a shame
More Jordyn for me
>>227001 good night ♥
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:51:36 No. 227006
wendy's burgers are delicious but god their fries are so thin and substandard. a&w has them beat in the fries department.
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:54:03 No. 227010
>>227005 Honestly, I'm not really that confident to to run outside either. In cross country the wooded path we were on was deserted enough where I wouldn't see anyone. It was also nice to run at like 3 am in my area when almost no one was out, until you think someone's gonna rob you.
>>227006 I had a triple baconator with large fries there like a year ago, I was so full and it was so expensive, but it was so good.
Fornication 03/13/15 (Fri) 23:58:44 No. 227012
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:02:22 No. 227013
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>>227010 >triple baconator that just sounds like the precursor to a triple bypass
QGracie 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:06:16 No. 227014
>>227013 Its sooooooo good.
Who puts mayo on your burger and if you do, why are you so white?
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:10:15 No. 227015
>>227014 I didn't realize mayo was a white people thing. But yeah, I hate mayo. BBQ sauce, mustard, relish or anything else is better.
I had a baconator once and just never wanted to eat it again lol
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:10:43 No. 227016
>>227013 >>227014 It is good, just the amount of grease that was emanating from that thing may have taken a couple months from my life, but it was worth it. Probably won't get it again, though.
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:11:59 No. 227017
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Good morning.
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:12:02 No. 227018
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>>227014 Because I'm argentinian.
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:13:51 No. 227020
>tfw you literally don't feel like fapping to anything besides blonde white girls maybe I do fetishize whites now. i'm such a stereotypical darkskin now, hunting after white girls. >>227017 hey darren, you wanna watch casino royale?
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:15:05 No. 227021
>>227010 I have a wood near me I could run in, it would have to be light though
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:15:12 No. 227022
>>227014 Asians, at least the Japanese, really seem to like Mayo as well. They have pizza with mayo on it.
>>227017 Hey!
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:16:47 No. 227023
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QGracie 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:17:03 No. 227024
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>>227015 Mayo on burgers is a white thing! I usually get double or triple burger though.
>>227016 Yessss, you know what good eating is! Lol
>>227018 Oh, yeah.
>>227017 Hii
>>227022 Bleh. I just like it on sandwiches and tuna
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:20:28 No. 227025
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Ugh. I woke up too early. I feel like crap.
>>227020 Hi. I'd love to but I gotta leave soon.
>>227018 Ellehu, I turned off the WiFi and only lost 1% last night. Though, there was a Windows update last night so I dunno.
>>227024 Hi.
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:22:10 No. 227026
File: 1426292530270.jpg (237.07 KB, 1350x1719, 150:191, Jordyn Jones California Ki….jpg )
… and and happy birthday to Jordyn. Is her birthday the 14th or 13th? If it's the first, she and my driver were born on the same say.
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:24:57 No. 227027
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>>227021 It's nice running out in nature, the path we used had a sweet river running by it.
>>227024 I don't mind mayo on burgers, but I prefer just ketchup and mustard. The only sandwich I like mayo on is a BLT… You know in parts of Europe they dip their fries in Mayo.
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:26:27 No. 227028
>>227024 I would be banished if I didn't look and act white.
>>227025 So the network adapter may have been the culprit? Interesting.
>Ugh. I woke up too early. I feel like crap.Lol you're backwards. Usually people feel bad in the morning if they wake up very late.
>>227027 >ketchup and mustardYou mean both in the same burger?
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:27:43 No. 227029
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>not putting ketchup and mustard on banana pancakes
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:29:52 No. 227031
>>227026 Hey dvt ♥
13th
>>227029 >banana pancakes >banana anything
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:31:06 No. 227032
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dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:32:54 No. 227033
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>>227031 Heya. Oh, they're not the sane. Thanks.
>>227028 This used to happen before when I leave it connected to the 5GHz band of my WiFi. 2.4GHz would only drain like 5. I hope this gets fixed by some update.
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:34:18 No. 227034
>>227028 Yeah, both condiments living together on the same burger.
Is that heresy?
QGracie 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:35:12 No. 227035
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>>227027 Mustard n Ketchup. Only on hotdogs!
>>227028 Pfft. Im the blackest and look at me! Lol
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:40:29 No. 227036
>>227035 He's right, Ellehu! He's our basketball pro!
QGracie 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:42:33 No. 227037
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Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:44:48 No. 227038
>>227035 Ketchup on a hotdog? It's best with just mustard(yellow or spicy) and onions.
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:45:03 No. 227039
>>227031 You don't like bananas?!
>>227034 I wouldn't call it heresy but I will call it disgusting.
also who the hell are you
>>227035 But I'm talking about argentina, not this board. We have about 100 blacks total and they are all street merchants desperately trying to make enough money to not starve to death. And we couldn't care less.
>>227036 >QG>basketball Nah. He probably prefers tennis or golf.
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:51:20 No. 227042
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>>227039 Well, when /cel/ went down I started lurking here a lot more heavily and I decided to revive my old /tv/ trip from 2011.
And you?
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:51:42 No. 227043
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>>227037 I gotta say I've not had that one yet.
QGracie 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:53:24 No. 227044
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>>227038 Hmm, i either do both or just ketchup. And sauerkraut. Maybe relish or onions but usually sauerkraut
>>227039 Ohhhh i see what you mean
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 00:58:32 No. 227045
Lexee Please!
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:00:22 No. 227046
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>>227042 Oh. Awesome. I've seen you post pics of Elle before, you like her?
>And you?I'm just a 4chan immigrant who stumbled upon this board. Had no idea anything like this or /cel/ existed, now I'm here 24/7.
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:02:16 No. 227047
Geeze. When my parents ask me to call someone to resolve something for them, the first thing they ALWAYS say is "Don't fight with them".
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:10:13 No. 227048
>>227046 Definitely yes, Elle is really quite the beauty.
Waifuist 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:12:19 No. 227049
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:12:45 No. 227050
>>227048 Is she you are wi-fi? Do you have multiple waifus or just one? Tell us everything.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:14:37 No. 227051
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QGracie 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:16:41 No. 227052
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Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:20:22 No. 227055
>>227039 >>227054 Yeah, I cant stand them. Its werid, I like nearly everything and always try new and exciting foods. But theres just a couple staple things I cant stand, mushrooms and bananas
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:21:46 No. 227056
>>227055 those are like, two of the best foods.
well, I don't particularly like eating banana, but they're great in baking
QGracie 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:23:27 No. 227057
>>227055 Cauliflower for me. Never will eat it. Banana candy i cant eat
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:24:01 No. 227058
>>227050 Hmmmmm… How should I put this? I don't know if I've found my waifu yet(or if she's found me). I have a number of fluctuating crushes on certain actresses like Elle, ASR, young Emma Watson, Kiernan and I used to crush on VJ and Hayden Panettiere(during Heroes).
Maybe I'll find her one day, I'm just more of an admirer of beauty, though.
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:24:50 No. 227059
>>227057 because it's white?
racist…
>>227058 elle is an excellent choice
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:26:28 No. 227060
>>227056 >>227057 Even since a baby I havent liked them. My mum always says I ate everything but bananas as a baby
Cant stand banana anything
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:28:51 No. 227061
>>227055 >>227060 There must be something wrong with your taste buds. Banana is love, banana is life.
>>227057 >CauliflowerThat I can understand.
>>227058 I'm a bit like that too. I do have two waifus but I also have a folder with lots of pictures of other pretty girls who I don't consider waifus.
QGracie 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:28:46 No. 227062
>>227059 Y-yes…
It's a little weird. Looking at it just grosses me out. Idky.and i love broccoli 2
Fornication 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:29:49 No. 227063
This board is in desperate need for some goold old Chloë Grace Moretz.
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:32:30 No. 227065
>>227059 Elle definitely has all the qualities one would want in a top-tier waifu.
>>227061 Who are your two waifus?
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:33:03 No. 227066
>>227062 I know what you mean though, I think a lot of people have grown up eating cauliflower cooked terribly, need to know how to prepare it so its not awful
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:34:38 No. 227067
>>227066 Cauliflower pancakes?
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:39:25 No. 227068
What a great little outfit
>>227067 let me know how that turns out
QGracie 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:47:15 No. 227071
>>227066 >>227066 Yeah n i just have bad memories of them feeding that to us at school and it just looking really bad
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:48:43 No. 227072
>>227069 Nice choices. Elle's eyes looks even more beautiful in such a resolution.
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:50:42 No. 227073
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>>227070 Lawful and chaotic good*
>>227072 Thanks.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 01:59:26 No. 227075
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:02:08 No. 227077
>>227071 Which waifu would be a Maltese if she turned into a dog?
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:11:39 No. 227080
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>>227078 >Triple Baconator Yum!
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:14:54 No. 227081
QGracie 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:16:07 No. 227083
>>227077 I wanted to say ASR lol
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:18:47 No. 227084
>>227078 Chloe works just as well because she is also small and pure white.
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:24:27 No. 227086
>>227085 Your waifu has brown hair…
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:25:30 No. 227087
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Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:27:07 No. 227088
>>227087 She looks qt as brown
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:28:10 No. 227089
Post a waifu and how you view her embodiment through a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV6TYtxiXGo
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:30:08 No. 227091
>>227088 Y-you saying my waifu is a shitskin?
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:30:55 No. 227092
>>227087 You chose to waifu a mountain jew.
>>227089 No one will listen to the songs.
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:32:24 No. 227093
>>227091 lol
No seriosuly, I like that set a lot
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:33:21 No. 227094
>>227088 dat ass
>>227091 I think you said that
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:34:52 No. 227095
>>227089 I'm not good at matching music to things.
>>227092 At least she isn't an albino.
>>227093 It's cute, she was cute.
>>227094 Nope.
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:36:13 No. 227096
>>227094 I-i want to
do lewd things to it
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:37:30 No. 227097
>>227092 I will >>227095 I probably wouldn't have been able to if I wasn't listening to that while looking at pictures of her. Dunno, it just felt right.
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:44:05 No. 227100
>>227095 I'm just teasing, we can all see she isn't brown
she's orange >>227096 what a surprise…
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:46:56 No. 227103
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>>227100 She isn't orange you lying Jew
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:48:05 No. 227104
>>227102 How do you make the link like that?
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:51:51 No. 227105
>>227104 I was thinking of Cara like 30 seconds into the song the very first time I heard it lol.
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:53:21 No. 227106
>>227103 yes, good goy, your waifu is white
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:55:10 No. 227107
>>227100 I just meant kiss it !
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:55:40 No. 227108
>>227105 I see where you're coming from, it seems like it's more than just the lyrics, though..this song has a nice sound/vibe to it that furthers the connection to her.
Or am I just over-analyzing?
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:56:38 No. 227110
>I'm such a nerd! >>227107 while she's wearing those pants or not?
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:57:24 No. 227111
>>227106 Whiter than yours.
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:58:07 No. 227112
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pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:59:47 No. 227114
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>>227113 w-well at least she's wearing panties under them
probably…
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 02:59:58 No. 227115
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>>227112 Irish are the niggers of Europe, sorry
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:00:33 No. 227116
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>>227115 >last true europeans >not white
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:00:48 No. 227117
Name a whiter waifu without a genetic disorder.protip: you can't
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:03:03 No. 227118
File: 1426302183267.jpg (1.5 MB, 2835x4252, 2835:4252, 1426098864075_chloe_moretz….jpg )
>>227116 HA. next you're going to try and tell me that slavs are white.
>>227117 Elle
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:05:48 No. 227121
>>227118 >>227120 >brown nipples>white pick one
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:06:12 No. 227122
>>227108 No, that is a valid observation.
>has pics of cara tooWe're going to get along great.
I have to make dinner (hamburgers with milanesas in them, because I don't play by the rules). Brb.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:06:54 No. 227123
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Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:08:06 No. 227124
>>227123 I saw Malificent.
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:08:15 No. 227125
>>227118 >>227120 ^
>>227121 that just means you have to whiten them yourself
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:10:21 No. 227127
>>227124 Why would you do that to yourself?
>>227125 Still not white
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:12:03 No. 227129
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>>227124 Is that worth watching for reasons?
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:13:42 No. 227130
>>227127 >>227129 It had magic, extended flight sequences, and plenty of gun-camera footage.
Also Elle.
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:16:43 No. 227131
I think I've watched this music video at least 15 times today.
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:17:16 No. 227133
File: 1426303036560.jpg (342.34 KB, 1000x1410, 100:141, Saoirse-Ronan-dress-UK-Pre….jpg )
>>227131 doesn't it get sore?
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:17:59 No. 227134
>>227124 I've seen some videos of her in a sort of a sheer dress, and they didn't look
brown to me.
I never saw Maleficent, though.
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:24:25 No. 227139
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:24:59 No. 227140
>>227132 o-oh my
what type of panties do you think she has on? >>227136 fancy does have a funky beat
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:31:09 No. 227142
>>227122 Interesting… Are you enough of a rule breaker to try this burger? It's a pretty popular burger at a local joint in my city.
Lethal !BonerOC6Jc 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:33:43 No. 227145
Do you think Jordyn will have a party? Do you think she will invite Kaylyn?
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:35:43 No. 227147
I don't believe you, Triple B, I'm sorry… There's no way Elle has brown nips . Someone of her skin pigmentation having brown nipples is about as much of an anomaly as a black person having blue eyes.
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:36:27 No. 227148
>non-virgin >white
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:39:16 No. 227150
>>227147 Of course they're
pink .
It's just common sense.
Not like those werewolf girls. That could go any which way.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:39:30 No. 227151
>>227148 Jordyn is not white >>227149 typical citizen of Melbourne.jpg
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:42:31 No. 227153
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:45:40 No. 227155
>>227146 It's three hamburger patties, three fried eggs, fourteen slices of cheese, ten slices of bacon, and two grilled cheese sandwiches.
>>227150 I thought you were being serious there for a second, that's a relief.
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:46:03 No. 227156
>watches basketball >white
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:47:38 No. 227159
>>227145 If Kaylyn were invited, what do you think she'd bring with her to the party?
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:48:58 No. 227161
brown or not?
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:50:11 No. 227162
tfw jenny death in 3 days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY now I have this shit stuck in my head
Deazy !77l9HlWtVQ 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:50:15 No. 227163
I'm off to bed, good night much love ♥
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:50:49 No. 227164
>>227163 rest in peace deazus
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:51:06 No. 227165
>>227163 sweet dreams
nothing lewd >>227159 a stripper
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:54:51 No. 227170
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:56:15 No. 227172
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/14/15 (Sat) 03:57:06 No. 227173
>>227163 Good night, Deazy.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:01:57 No. 227177
>>227155 I could eat that.
>>227161 Positively sub-saharan.
>>227163 Goodbye.
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:01:58 No. 227178
File: 1426305718693.jpg (67.29 KB, 800x533, 800:533, Elle Fanning Bella Heathco….jpg )
>>227172 this place has really gotten to you
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:02:29 No. 227179
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:04:29 No. 227180
>>227178 it's not like my irl friends want to talk about teenaged girls all day.
n-not that I've tried or anything and yes, it has. triple b pointed it out
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:06:58 No. 227182
File: 1426306018761.jpg (114.99 KB, 1024x719, 1024:719, Elle Fanning Eighth Annual….jpg )
>>227180 you need better friends then
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:07:52 No. 227183
>>227180 Really, why go outside and interact with them when you can spend all day behind the computer talking about cute girls.
aJoeyfag. !JOEY.J9IWI 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:09:47 No. 227186
Hola!
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:10:42 No. 227188
>>227186 Hey Lew.
Eat any plantains today?
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:11:34 No. 227189
>>227186 hey lulu, hows puerto rico?
>>227182 >>227183 honestly yeah tho
you make a joke about picking up a 14 year old girl and my friends are all like "dude… that's not cool. 14 year olds are minors!". what a bunch of squares. i need a friend who will be that one guy who's like "too old".
Waifuist 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:12:53 No. 227190
>>227186 Hello.
>>227177 Are you sure you can stomach it? I accidentally posted the double coronary, not triple.
aJoeyfag. !JOEY.J9IWI 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:14:22 No. 227191
>>227187 >>227190 Heya bros!
>>227188 Not yet, probably tomorrow.
>>227189 Good so far..
How's everyone doing?
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:14:28 No. 227192
>>227190 Dammit, I'm having issues with 8chan, my quick reply keeps resetting me to anonymous for some reason.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:15:32 No. 227193
File: 1426306532410.jpg (273.86 KB, 718x960, 359:480, chloe_moretz_for_aeroposta….jpg )
>>227189 You should get friends like that then, it's a pretty nice thing.
>>227190 I think I probably can, I've eaten things similar in size while less hungry before. Right now I'm fucking starving.
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:20:08 No. 227194
>>227193 Yeah, I have only one friend from high school and he thinks most of the actresses that I post here are too old. It is pretty nice.
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:21:50 No. 227196
>>227193 I have two friends I've confessed my admiration for Kiernan to. One of them seems to think relationships with teens is fine as long as it's consensual, the other seemed weirded out by the fact but didn't really care. Depends on the person I guess.
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:24:15 No. 227197
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:25:08 No. 227198
File: 1426307108541.jpg (153.04 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, chloe_moretz_for_aeroposta….jpg )
>>227194 I don't know anyone who would actually think that, but the people I know will say or laugh about anything.
I've never actually told them, though I doubt they would care either. >>227196 How did you express this admiration? Strange that he would be weirded out.
aJoeyfag. !JOEY.J9IWI 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:29:21 No. 227201
>>227196 My mom found my Joey stash. The explanation was awkward as fuck..
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:31:09 No. 227203
>>227183 or pretending to be a cute girl?
>>227189 >tfw no wingman for when you go down to the school bus stop to pick up >>227197 I want more pictures from that night
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:32:18 No. 227204
>>227201 >Michael, why do you have a smiling picture of a girl who looks to be about 14 as your wallpaper? You never told me about a girlfriend! >why do you have 7 music videos with underaged girls dancing on your desktop? just imagining that conversation with my mother is nightmarish
>>227203 it's ain't easy flying solo
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:32:27 No. 227205
File: 1426307547111.jpg (1.18 MB, 2081x3000, 2081:3000, Elle_Fanning_20140814_04.jpg )
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:33:10 No. 227206
>>227201 Please do tell. I don't know what I would say if someone discovered all the Chloe stuff I have, or all the photos of her, or all the photos of cute little girls.
>>227203 That's even better.
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:33:48 No. 227207
>>227199 You reminded me of a dream I had about Kiernan a while back… I saved this text in a file because I didn't wanna forget it.
>At the movies, get in a fight with someone who's being really loud and taunting me>Get separated, movie restarts >Now sitting next to Kiki(it's her, but I don't know her as the actress) >She asks why I beat the guy up >"I really wanted to see this movie in peace." >She puts her arm around me, her head on my shoulders >Tells me I'm "exquisitely handsome" >I wrap my arm around her back, put my hand on her hip >I feel so warm, nearing pure bliss >Doubt creeps in, I think "This can't be real." >Just like that, the dream is over and I'm in my bed It's clearly not as lewd as yours, though.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:35:11 No. 227208
>>227204 >Empy-chan desu~ why do you have thousands of photos of this child >Why is this your wallpaper right now? Prescient, it would mirror my expression closely.
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:36:03 No. 227209
>>227207 >Doubt creeps in, I think "This can't be real." ;_;
>>227206 It is good innocent fun..
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:36:48 No. 227210
>>227205 >not wanting your waifu to describe how grassy your manly chest hair feels against her soles >not being a high-test alpha >>227201 oh dear lord. I'm sorry to hear that happened to you.
if it makes you feel any better, my mom found a printed out picture of lindsay lohan under my mattress when I was like 13 >>227208 It's really a horrifying thought.
>>227207 Oh jeez, that dream is a real heartbreaker. Sounds like you had a moment with her in your dreams.
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:37:49 No. 227211
>>227210 >chest hair had this picture been 'used'?
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:39:15 No. 227212
I had a daydream yesterday, about Lexee hugging ASR's butt.
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:40:25 No. 227213
File: 1426308024002.jpg (1.81 MB, 1667x2500, 1667:2500, Chloë Moretz Rock Climbing….jpg )
I HATE HANGING BRIDGES! Before we do anything else crazy, you should know that I love you guys
and Chloë .
>>227186 Hey, Lewis.
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:42:50 No. 227214
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Is it really that weird to save pictures of a celebrity? I've mentioned my folders before.
>>227207 >I feel so warm, nearing pure blissI love that feeling.
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:43:06 No. 227215
>>227209 >>227210 There was a moment in that dream of real bliss, and there was like a rhythmic warmth coating my entire body… Then the moment that I realized it wasn't real, it was pretty much in slow-motion, there was a sinking feeling there…
Overall the good feeling was strong enough to make the dream worth it.
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:44:33 No. 227217
>>227214 Other people do not obsessively worship celebrities the same way waifuists do. this is pretty much a fact.
>>227215 It's good to have dreams like that now and then.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:44:38 No. 227218
File: 1426308278427.jpg (2.67 MB, 2230x3328, 1115:1664, chloe_moretz_advanced_scre….jpg )
>>227214 It's weird to have thousands of photos of just one celebrity who is mostly underage in them..
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:46:53 No. 227219
>>227218 I wonder if Luda got to rub those feet.
since he is a confessed p
o dophile
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:47:03 No. 227220
File: 1426308422763.jpg (6.34 MB, 2708x4150, 1354:2075, chloe_moretz_advanced_scre….jpg )
>>227213 What did hanging bridges do to you..
aJoeyfag. !JOEY.J9IWI 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:47:04 No. 227221
>>227206 I told her the truth. I told her I liked her and that I was a fan.. Her face was a face of confusion and disappointment.
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:47:40 No. 227222
>>227213 we love you too darren
aJoeyfag. !JOEY.J9IWI 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:48:09 No. 227224
>>227213 Hey bro, how are ya?
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:50:34 No. 227226
>>227216 :P >>227217 That's one of the only dreams I've had like that… I wonder where that level of ecstasy came from, because I've certainly never felt it that intensely in real life.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:51:59 No. 227227
File: 1426308718837.jpg (1.09 MB, 2407x3000, 2407:3000, chloe_moretz_doing_a_photo….jpg )
>>227221 H-he is?! I hope my cupcake wasn't molested by him .
>>227221 Are you sure about the disappointment? That seems a strange one to have.
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:52:33 No. 227228
>>227226 you can definitely feel more intense feelings in a dream than you can in real life. some times I've had an erotic dream about someone I'm friends with in real life, and then when I wake up I think, "Did I really always feel that way about them? I just suddenly felt like they were the sexiest person." But then you meet them in real life and it was just that: a dream. Even if you have feelings for them to an extent, it's not nearly as intense as the dream.
Dunno what I'm saying her exactly, just that dreaming in general is a really bizarre thing.
aJoeyfag. !JOEY.J9IWI 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:53:25 No. 227230
>>227227 I don't know, that's what I saw. It was like a "really" face.
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:56:11 No. 227231
>>227217 No they don't but I seriously doubt this would seem too weird to the masses. Celeb crushes have been a thing forever and so have fandoms.
>>227218 You don't have to tell them you have thousands…
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 04:59:54 No. 227232
>>227228 I've had romantic dreams of girls I kinda liked in high school, and for about a week after I usually have a crush on them, until it just wears off.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:00:26 No. 227233
File: 1426309226487.jpg (802.59 KB, 2111x3000, 2111:3000, 1406907358767_chloe_moretz….jpg )
>>227231 I wouldn't tell them anything, I assumed you meant they discovered the collection on their own
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:01:16 No. 227234
File: 1426309276238.jpg (38.06 KB, 610x814, 305:407, Upcoming Joey King Photosh….jpg )
>>227220 They're high….
>>227224 I almost died and am now having barbeque pork.
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:01:32 No. 227235
aJoeyfag. !JOEY.J9IWI 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:02:34 No. 227236
>>227234 What happened?!
>>227235 Marry
Fuck
Kill (not sure who she is)
Kiss
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:05:05 No. 227237
>>227234 I guess…
>>227235 Kill
Kill
Kill
Kill
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:05:58 No. 227238
>>227233 Oh no, that is different. Could be a nightmare depending on what kind of pics you save and how judgmental the person is. You shouldn't care though. There is nothing wrong with waifuism.
>>227235 Stop this. Murder is not okay.
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:07:25 No. 227239
File: 1426309645606.jpg (159.13 KB, 1000x1362, 500:681, cara-delevingne-by-simon-p….jpg )
>>227231 Pre-internet, people used to have pretty huge celebrity pictures and poster collections all over their walls, like all the walls were filled. Now people keep them in their computers. It's not really strange.
How was your no rules hamburger?
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:09:43 No. 227240
>>227232 Oh yeah, I've been there. I remember back when I was that age I had this really sexy dream about having a three-way with these two girls who used to bully me in middle school. It was weird, I hated those two girls in real life because they were such vapid bitches, and yet in this dream they were sexy as hell and liked me for some reason.
Genuinely glad I never even tried to do anything with either of them, since they're both single mothers now (since like 17). And certain chicks were just known to be slutting it up, so god knows if they had VDs or something. Sometimes a dream is best left a dream.
>>227235 Literally this:
>>227237
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:14:52 No. 227242
File: 1426310091920.jpg (681.02 KB, 1935x3000, 129:200, chloe moretz i am number f….jpg )
>>227241 She doesn't have huge hands, baka!
aJoeyfag. !JOEY.J9IWI 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:18:04 No. 227243
Later cuties..
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:19:23 No. 227245
File: 1426310363057.jpg (657.91 KB, 2067x3000, 689:1000, chloe moretz i am number f….jpg )
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:19:35 No. 227246
File: 1426310374941.jpg (151.76 KB, 900x1327, 900:1327, Annasophia-Robb-Teen-Vogue….jpg )
>>227240 Tons of girls I knew from high school are single moms now, and one girl I had a crush on now just whores herself out on instagram, posting lewd videos of her smoking marijuana.
>>227243 See ya.
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:21:12 No. 227248
>>227247 Oh God, she's starting to transform!
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:22:28 No. 227249
>>227239 I'd say it tasted like something that a lazy 20 year old made up one night. It wasn't great, but it was good enough.
>>227243 Night lewis.
>>227246 >looking up your crusheswhy.jpeg
QGracie 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:29:43 No. 227250
>>227248 Lmao, oh BBB
How's everyone tonight?
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:31:14 No. 227251
>>227249 I don't know why I do it… It's pretty much always a mistake.
>>227250 Doing well enough, just listening to music and browsing the internet… How are you?
QGracie 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:33:14 No. 227252
>>227251 >>227251 Pretty good. Just waiting for the night to end. Decent work day 2day
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:33:38 No. 227253
Wus good niggers?
QGracie 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:36:05 No. 227254
>>227253 >>227253 Oh, youre here….I guess Ill go now
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:36:10 No. 227255
File: 1426311370556.jpg (1.56 MB, 3257x4894, 3257:4894, 1406050104793_chloe_moretz….jpg )
>>227250 Exhausted.
>>227253 Hello.
QGracie 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:37:47 No. 227256
>>227255 I hear you. Me 2. At least I have nothing to do before tomorrows work
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:51:24 No. 227258
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:56:28 No. 227261
>>227260 N-no. You're not invited.
QGracie 03/14/15 (Sat) 05:57:28 No. 227262
>>227261 Oh ok…I c….fine…..
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:04:30 No. 227263
>>227262 no don't listen to K he's a loser, you should watch with us
even on your phone or whatever
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:08:09 No. 227265
File: 1426313289575.jpg (1.07 MB, 3257x4894, 3257:4894, 1406050051383_chloe_moretz….jpg )
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:18:21 No. 227266
>>227243 Good night.
>>227253 Hey, K.! I've something to show you as soon as my phone and WiFi cooperate with each other.
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:21:54 No. 227267
>>227265 I wanna touch her thighs.
OuterHeaven卍 !QUIET/o.g6 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:23:44 No. 227268
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:29:04 No. 227271
OuterHeaven卍 !QUIET/o.g6 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:34:13 No. 227272
>>227271 That's…
That's just embarrassing.
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:38:14 No. 227276
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:38:50 No. 227277
>>227272 Keek, in general, is embarrassing.
OuterHeaven卍 !QUIET/o.g6 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:40:07 No. 227279
>>227277 what the fuck is keek anyway VJ is obviously attractive but that webm man goddamn it turned me off…
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:44:38 No. 227280
>>227278 That's a good one. I've never seen that webm.
>>227279 Just another failed social media platform that VJ was paid to use.
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:46:24 No. 227281
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:49:39 No. 227282
File: 1426315779008.jpg (1.82 MB, 1221x1835, 1221:1835, 1425932205244_chloe_moretz….jpg )
>tfw no orange gf
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:51:11 No. 227283
>>227282 So stoopid of her
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:51:23 No. 227284
File: 1426315883438.jpg (1.15 MB, 2400x2908, 600:727, 1423182439651_chloe_moretz….jpg )
>ywn lick fake tan off Chloë
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:54:05 No. 227286
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:54:18 No. 227287
>>227283 It was cuddly ;_;
>>227285 >ywn watch Lexee lick fake tan off Chloë
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:55:33 No. 227288
>>227283 We need to teach these girls to be proud of their whiteness. This 'tanning' fad needs to end.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:57:05 No. 227290
>>227288 The fad of cutting holes in nice dresses also needs to die in a fire.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 06:58:43 No. 227291
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>227286 I like to imagine her singing along to this song
>>227287 I guess, still too orange
>>227288 Especially when they go get sprayed literally orange ;_;
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:00:06 No. 227292
File: 1426316406185.jpg (1.14 MB, 2188x3000, 547:750, chloe_moretz_variety_power….jpg )
>>227291 She's not orange anymore…
She's just tattooed
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:00:57 No. 227293
>>227291 She is singing along. You can hear her at the end.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:03:10 No. 227294
>>227292 I like orange absence, and tattoo isn't so bad :3
>>227293 No but, the song I posted hehe
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:04:12 No. 227295
>>227294 >She will always be an adult Can't fix that one
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:04:16 No. 227297
File: 1426316656720.jpg (155.59 KB, 533x800, 533:800, tfw no vanilla choco three….jpg )
>>227288 we need to teach these white girls to be more interested in interracial dating
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:05:37 No. 227298
>>227297 I don't agree with your sentiments, as I'm not some sort of assorted chocolate person, like yourself.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:05:38 No. 227299
File: 1426316738704.jpg (716.66 KB, 2111x3000, 2111:3000, chloe_moretz_500_days_of_s….jpg )
>>227295 Kawaii/10 right here though
>>227296 Bwehehehe, she'd be such a good little gangsta rappin' banji
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:06:01 No. 227300
>>227297 Rabbi, what are you doing here?
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:08:08 No. 227302
>>227300 He's just a mere tool of the Rabbi, they let him into Canada to enrich those poor canucks.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:09:43 No. 227303
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>>227301 I almost like it being over, God look at her in that latest set
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:11:11 No. 227304
>>227300 don't worry, I'm not the merchant.
simply a darkie who likes brown eyed white girls for some reason. >>227298 >wanting to fuck someone who might as well be your sister interracial couples make the best babies anyways. i want to mix some gene pools together.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:13:29 No. 227305
>>227302 >In Vancouver >Chloe is the only white girl >>227303 What does that mean?!!!!!
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:14:54 No. 227306
>>227305 >vancity come on dude, her and trevor are the only non-chinese or korean people in the whole 20 mile radius.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:15:03 No. 227307
>>227304 My mistake! Carry on then
, Rabbi
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:15:57 No. 227308
>>227305 It means Chloe now is beyond beautiful
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:16:11 No. 227309
>>227304 100 years ago I coulda slapped your shit legally for saying that whiled married to a qt 14 year old, too.
We have to go back
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:17:29 No. 227310
>>227307 honestly, if being friends with jews means more white girls find black/brown guys more attractive, I'm all for it.
so is qg, he admitted it .
>>227309 >being mad that interracial sex is happening you should give blacked.com a visit
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:19:33 No. 227311
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>>227308 I thought you were saying you were glad it's nearly over because she's so ugly.
>>227310 ewww
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:22:58 No. 227312
>>227310 I'm not mad, can't handle the bantz? It's just I live near a slum and it's clear to me that people that aren't white are usually ugly. I want them far away from me.
I like being surrounded by beauty, obviously why I come here.
Waifuist 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:23:55 No. 227313
what is the most intimate part of your waifu
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:25:03 No. 227314
>>227311 Noo no no, She's gorgeous
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:28:03 No. 227317
>>227312 i am not particular about any race, but for some reason all of my waifus are white. I blame hollywood, there are probably tons of asian/black waifus just being help back by the evil white man.
>>227313 >
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:27:59 No. 227318
>>227314 Keep it that way, punk
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:33:20 No. 227320
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forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:33:59 No. 227321
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:36:54 No. 227324
>>227321 Can't believe her feet are so well intact with all that ballet.
>>227322 Prove it.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:37:27 No. 227325
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pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:37:36 No. 227326
>>227324 >look at any other point in history >they're all terrible provened
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:37:41 No. 227327
>>227324 She takes care of herself.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:38:33 No. 227328
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>>227326 80s was better, checkmate atheist.
Waifuist 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:39:17 No. 227329
>>227328 i was also born in the wrong generation
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:39:22 No. 227330
>>227326 The classical period in Ancient Athens was a better time than right now.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:40:04 No. 227331
>>227329 At least I have my classical music and Dawkins, christfag
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:41:05 No. 227332
>>227325 > >>227326 Duhh, the future will be the best
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:43:15 No. 227333
Cheers for streaming fym
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:43:50 No. 227334
>>227328 why? because chloe was -18 years old? :^)
>>227330 that's delusional, I'd rather live in republican rome and still that would have sucked
forward, young man !AnneKSh6Ps 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:47:15 No. 227336
Goodnight.
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:47:54 No. 227337
>>227332 best chloe
>>227335 I thought so
>>227336 seeya, sleep well <3
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:48:58 No. 227339
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>>227336 Goodbye.
>>227337 It didn't even make sense.
>>227338 >
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:50:48 No. 227341
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>>227334 What do you wanna compare the greatness of a society by? The literature, the philosophy, the arts, the governments it created? Or do you wanna base it on living standards? Because America had better living standards and were wealthier, pre-2008 crash, so 2007 was clearly a better period to be alive than 2015, if you were an American.
>>227336 Night, man.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:51:21 No. 227342
>>227337 You think so? :3
>>227339 >
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:55:54 No. 227343
>>227341 I'd say 2007 is basically the same era as 2015. I don't really have a narrow definition, but think about modern film, music and philosophy are the best they've ever been.
>>227342 maybe another year into her, but she's pretty adorable
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:57:56 No. 227344
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>>227343 What about this li'l sweetheart?
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 07:58:41 No. 227345
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. ~~
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:00:35 No. 227346
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pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:01:11 No. 227347
why is she so lewd bros?
>>227345 >le moe >>227344 too 13 for me
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:01:51 No. 227348
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Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:03:18 No. 227350
>>227343 We're gonna have to agree to disagree, pal, which is fine. I think Ancient Greece's literature, it's philosophy, it's art, all that birthplace of democracy shit was way more important than anything we're doing right now.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:04:00 No. 227351
>>227347 Lewdie incarnate
>?
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:04:23 No. 227352
>>227348 hnnng what's she wearing
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:05:36 No. 227353
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>>227352 Jeans, tank top, cardigan, scarf?
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:07:58 No. 227354
>>227353 It's all 2cute4me
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:08:53 No. 227355
Saxon > AnnaSophia
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:12:05 No. 227358
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>>227356 ywn strip off her clothes and taste every inch of her
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:13:03 No. 227359
>>227355 Saxon is a whore you would abandon your children if she was a wife, while the lovely, and perfect ASR(who was clearly put on this Earth to be fruitful and give you many children) would love you and your children, give you many good years of marriage, be there with you all the way to your deathbed(Saxon would be blowing other men while you're on said deathbed).
Also, ASR is prettier
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:15:04 No. 227362
>>227359 As if she wouldn't have gone back to her home planet by then.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:17:35 No. 227363
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>>227358 L-Lewd oh Lord I wanna taste
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:26:09 No. 227365
>>227362 >Not wanting a qt Christian Alien with a large, fit rear Your loss.
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:26:30 No. 227366
Chloe and Lexee pushed all the way to one side
Triple Baconator !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:30:04 No. 227368
>>227366 Stevie showed up too, that's nice of her.
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:31:24 No. 227369
>>227366 Larsen got invited but not Kaylyn.
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:33:28 No. 227370
>>227369 Too pleb for her.
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:35:15 No. 227371
>>227370 But Jordyn could've gotten a stripper for free then.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:37:50 No. 227372
>>227371 She could shake it all up and down
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:38:05 No. 227373
>>227371 The recent evidence is pretty clear that Jordyn doesn't bend that way.
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:39:41 No. 227374
>>227372 She definitely could.
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:40:02 No. 227375
>>227373 She still would get one for Chloe and Lexee's enjoyment.
>>227372 I'm sure she could shake very well.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:40:17 No. 227376
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>>227367 to see the cutest little girl panties ever
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:43:12 No. 227377
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>>227375 I bet at this point, Jordyn likes Jiff more than Chloe, Lexee, or and other banji for that matter.
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:44:17 No. 227378
>>227377 You're probably right. She
is holding Jiff in her birthday picture. Ergo she must love Jiff more than Chloe or Lexee.
Widge 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:45:08 No. 227379
Good morning <3
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:46:35 No. 227381
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>>227376 White cotton? :o >>227379 Hello Sammy <3
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:47:31 No. 227382
>>227379 Hello. How are you doing this morning?
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:47:47 No. 227383
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Widge 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:50:08 No. 227384
>>227380 Woke up, looked over my shoulder to the other side of my bed to see
still no gf Other than that I'm alright I guess, how are you bud?
>>227381 <33333 hi
>>227382 Heya, I'm okay thanks, sorry I went quiet on that little scientific observation yesterday. I don't like getting too lewd on a board.
m-maybe somewhere else we could do investigate further How are you?
>>227383 Morning, what's going on?
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:51:51 No. 227385
>>227382 Such a cute asr.
>>227384 Naww :(
iktfb I'm not too bad. Just watching some chinese cartoons with some
bud.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:54:10 No. 227386
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>>227384 Nothing, just sitting here.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:54:51 No. 227387
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>>227383 ywn push them to one side and taste skittles >>227384 What are you investigatin'?~
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:54:51 No. 227388
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>smoking marijuana cigarettes
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:55:29 No. 227389
>>227384 Where else could we take our investigations? No need to apologize, sure you antagonized me, but I ended up taking it to the extreme by suggesting we impregnate them and chain the two young ladies in a warehouse.
For research
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:56:14 No. 227390
>>227388 If you try that the filter absorbs all the thc silly.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:56:35 No. 227391
>>227388 What are you up to, pervin' on that butt there?
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:57:24 No. 227392
>>227390 that sounds a lot safer than letting the toxins
DIRECTLY INTO YOUR LUNGS!
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:58:20 No. 227394
>>227391 that's my favourite lia right there :3
no… I was trying to carry noobs in dota but it's not easy.
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 08:58:53 No. 227395
>>227392 I'm not smoking it though. I'm
vaporizing it.
Pity it's not a lethal toxin.
Widge 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:00:08 No. 227396
>>227385 Sounds comfy :3
>>227386 Fun. I should try that sometime
>>227387 Science n stuff~
>>227388 Good morning <3
>>227389 Oh I don't know, I think the research is important though. But I'm still not sure why the warehouse is so critical…
s-steam?
pratai 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:00:11 No. 227397
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>>227395 is that like star trek technology?
>suicide talk guess I'll come back later
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:01:06 No. 227398
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>>227396 Don't, it's awful.
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:01:46 No. 227399
>>227397 Pretty much. I got it off the Millennium Falcon.
Bye then.
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:03:16 No. 227400
>>227393 You mean
>cfw >>227394 I know right, so darn cute
Oh man, they just too heavy on your back? Need a massage?
>>227395 No is good for you, shush
>>227396 Whaaat? ;)
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:07:27 No. 227402
>>227396 I guess I'll have to fully explain why the warehouse aspect is so crucial in Steam chat. The conversation doesn't have to be all research, though, obviously some
friendly chat would be fine, too.
I have a Steam, but I don't have all the ID bullshit set up and I need to get a mic. Send me your ID and when I get it all set up in a minute I'll add you.
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:08:58 No. 227403
>>227400 N-no she would be confused.
Widge 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:09:09 No. 227404
>>227400 I only ever seem to smoke when I'm drunk. I've had about 3 puffs of a cigarette in my life and last week when I was drunk I asked a girl if I could borrow hers.
It was herbal >.<
>>227402 Oh okay, well if you can explain then that'll be fine…
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:16:48 No. 227405
>>227404 Add me:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jethro_69/ I've never actually played or chatted with anyone else on Steam before.
Widge 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:18:33 No. 227406
>>227405 Just use it for vidya then?
Thats kinda the opposite of how I got started with it
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:21:01 No. 227407
>>227403 Confused and adorable
>>227404 Heh, I'm mostly the same, somehow I find myself with a pack when I'm wiped.
Sounds yuckkkkkk
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:24:18 No. 227408
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>>227407 Her confusion and timidness is what would be hot
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:24:39 No. 227409
>>227404 I've only smoked when I'm drunk, too. One time I was with a friend and we smoked like five cigars each and for a whole 6 months I wanted nicotine but I toughed it out, of course.
>>227406 I don't really even have a working mic right now, I got cash to get one, though. You can provide me some suggestions, right?
Storybr0- !9Red..saw. 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:26:04 No. 227410
>>227408 She would be all clumsy and cute :3
Widge 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:28:13 No. 227411
>>227409 Funnily I really don't get a craving for nicotine at any other time than when I'm drunk. Probably a good thing I guess
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:29:52 No. 227412
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>>227410 And constantly look up to you for approval.
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:31:34 No. 227413
Does anyone want to make the new thread?
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:32:03 No. 227414
>>227413 Doesn't it already exist?
L'Empereur !Chloe.6.mk 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:32:40 No. 227415
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/14/15 (Sat) 09:33:04 No. 227416
>>227414 O-oh… I didn't even realise.. Well i'll unlock it then.
>>226757 >>226757 >>226757 >>226757 >>226757