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"Waifu" - While we know and accept the true original meaning of waifu in the anime culture, we commonly use it in a non-serious form to describe all kinds of 'waifuing' of all levels. Don't be foolish to take it seriously.

File: 1426281159836-0.webm (7.63 MB, 853x480, 853:480, banji.webm)

 No.226828[Last 50 Posts]

Happy 15th Birthday Jordyn Jones!

 No.226832

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 No.226833

File: 1426281344163.jpg (199.85 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, 1414590677428.jpg)

You didnt have to, I was gonna suggest we do the next one but thanks anyway

 No.226834

File: 1426281383216.jpg (102.54 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1424440779575-0.jpg)

>>226833
Jordyn's birthday takes precedence above everything else.

Sorry I forgot about it.

 No.226835

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>>226826
Hey

>>226827
Sorry :(
Every other waifu gets a bday thread!

>>226830
Hey Shoon!

>>226831
Shes never done drugs!

 No.226837

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 No.226838

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 No.226840

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>>226838
Thats not an addiction!

 No.226841

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>>226835

Hi, sup

 No.226842

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>>226840

It was the first of many.

 No.226843

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>>226838
oh no! what kind of pill is she taking?

 No.226844

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>>226835
Not that I mind anything JJ themed! I have 2 chapters to finish by the weekend!

 No.226845

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>>226843

Viarga

 No.226846

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>>226840
If JJ was addicted to pills, I'd do some with her…

 No.226847

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>>226845

I spelt it wrong

 No.226848

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>>226843

The kind that makes you feel good.

The kind that lets you dance for hours…

 No.226849

File: 1426281704869.jpg (46.56 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 513470876.jpg)

JJ pls

>>226846
Pills aren't as fun as they seem tbh

 No.226850

File: 1426281757971.png (848.05 KB, 1025x613, 1025:613, happy bday.png)

>>226849

Tell that to my liver pls.

 No.226851

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>>226849
but doing them with JJ would be fun

 No.226852

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>>226849

You done drugs?

wow im disappointing red

 No.226853

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>>226841
Eh, not much. Had doctors appointment today, was pretty stressful

>>226842
My waifu is not a druggie!

>>226846
I would do anything with her, but I'd rather she didnt become a druggie

 No.226854

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>>226848
sounds like mdma

>I agree with Orange on this one


although

>>226849
>not snorting them instead

 No.226855

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>>226854
>snorting anything
I cant even watch it, makes me feel icky

 No.226856

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>>226853

That sucks, everything good?

 No.226857

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>>226853
I'm just saying it could be fun with her. After you could always hold an intervention for her

 No.226858

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 No.226859

>>226850
Liver pls stahpo hurting BBB

>>226851
She's hyper as is, she might have a heart attack

>>226852
You're not disappointing, silly!

>>226854
Not enough time to shove 'em up nose when out partying hard

>>226855
Lucky you don't have to :3

 No.226860

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>>226859

Oh wow good one, did you boyfriend tell you that one?

 No.226861

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>>226856
Eh not great

>>226856
Oh it might be fun
intervention?

>>226859
I do sometimes though..

>>226860
Nice kiki

 No.226862

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>those candies Kaylyn gave me are making me feel weird!

 No.226863

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>>226859
I didn't think about that. Having 911 on speed dial would be useful.

 No.226864

File: 1426282264962.webm (6.63 MB, 1138x640, 569:320, I'm So Fancy.webm)

>>226862
>fantasizing about underaged girls drugging each other

you're a terrible man!

 No.226865

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>>226861

That sucks, I hope you are fine man

I know dat aint for me

I only post the best kiki

 No.226866

>>226860
;) i just told you so

>>226861
O-Oh? You mean weed? I'd love to smoke with you sometime

>>226862
Are you feeling more excited and happy and fun, sweetheart?

>>226863
Very useful, in case bad stuff happens

 No.226867

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>>226864
I hope that wasn't the scooter JJ fell off of.

>>226866
but then they'd wonder why she overdosed on pills. Now I'm debating if doing pills with JJ is actually a good idea.

 No.226868

>>226864

>fantasizing about a group of little girls running you over with their scooters

 No.226869

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>>226866

Wait a second………..

You wanna smoke Deazy? gay ha

 No.226870

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>>226864
I would like to scooter with JJ :3

>>226865
Thanks, we'll see. GP appointment just seems to rushed and hes so direct I cant answer his questions easily

What aint?

:3

>>226866
No I was talking about snorting
But yes I would smoke with you

 No.226871

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First 15 picture :3

 No.226872

>>226867
Well, make sure she doesn't OD!

>>226869
N-No

>>226870
Wha? You have to snort stuff?

:3 yay

 No.226873

File: 1426282703827.jpg (69.03 KB, 640x640, 1:1, jpeg.jpg)

ok, anyone would know why my computer is acting up this much that it keeps turning my volume off?????!!!!!!!!

 No.226874

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>>226870

Doctors can suck sometimes

the "Oh it might be fun
intervention?" thing

>>226871

I like her jumper

>>226872

Ewwwwwwwww

>>226873

Turn down for what?

 No.226875

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>>226871
Still cute :)

>>226872
I can't control her. She's 15. If she wants to take lots of pills, then she can!

>>226873
Stop hitting the mute button!

What are you watching that you need volume

 No.226876

File: 1426282793721.webm (4.62 MB, 960x540, 16:9, YOU KNOW WE SO PERFECT.webm)

>>226868
A-Are you an esper!?

>>226870
>>226867
It might have been. And I would too, although she might be scared of scooters now.

>>226873
… is that a donut?

>>226871
she looks like a beautiful and sophisticated underaged lady.

 No.226877

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>>226873
It doesn't approve of your music tastes obviously

 No.226878

>>226876
One of the lyrics in the webm is "twerking", but we have no JJ twerking video. This is a sad world.

 No.226879

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>>226872
No I dont, but I have to watch people do it
I know its pussy but snorting just makes me feel weird

>>226874
Oh that was supposed to be a reply to Orange
>>226857
>>226861

>>226875
I hope forever

>>226876
I'll make sure she doesnt fall

 No.226880

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Is 5 years too big a gap, what do you guys think?

 No.226881

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>>226878

We never got a surfing video either.

 No.226882

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>>226879

I gotchuuuu

>>226880

what about 5 inches

8)

 No.226883

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>>226880
Just take the age gap and multiply it by the length of the prison sentence and you'll get the percentage of how moral the decision is :^)

 No.226884

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>>226861
It might be. I'm sure it could be turned into fun.

>>226879
JJ will be cute forever! No doubt about it.

>>226881
JJ needs to step it up this Summer. Also bikini pictures please. Also, I'm enjoying that picture

 No.226885

>>226874
Don't ewwwwwwwwww me!

>>226875
Lol, that's very unresponsible of you :P

>>226879
Oh I see, yeah I understand :s I've never done it

You're not a pussy… Just a cutie

 No.226886

>>226880
Nope. 5 is good.

 No.226887

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>>226885

IMA EWWWW EVERYONE

 No.226889

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>>226882
I got way more than that to offer

>>226883
haha. Shes 1 year of 16, I can wait

>>226884
I hope so!

>>226885
If you say so :/

>>226886
Nice

Also 15 to 20 sounds big, 18 to 23 doesnt sound anything near as big. I guess the older you get the less the gap matters

 No.226890

>>226889

Well I do too! but I was trying to make it sound clever, I swear!

 No.226891

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>>226885
Sorry, but I'm just letting her have some fun with her yummy pills! :)

>>226889
Yeah, the gap does not matter. If you want a girl 5 or 10 years younger than you, then go for it!

 No.226892

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 No.226893

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>>226887
;_;

>>226889
What do you mean? You're not a pussy at all… Being adorable doens't mean weakness or anything

>>226891
She would be very fun on them… Very hyper

 No.226894

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>>226892

;-;

>>226893

YOU ALREADY POSTED THAT PICTURE

 No.226895

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 No.226896

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>>226891
Thanks for that :)

>>226893
Depends on who you ask

>>226894
I kid :)

 No.226897

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>>226894
Oooooops

>>226896
Well I'm asking myself, and I say You're perfectly cute and not a pussy, i-in that way

 No.226898

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>>226896

T-thanks

 No.226899

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>>226897

I dont even know why I show up

the call quality just went to shit for me

 No.226900

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>>226898
I'm sure it makes all the chicks go wow

 No.226901

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>>226900

Literally no one has ever seen it

 No.226902

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>>226899
Awwww :( At least you tried?

>>226901
You wanna change that tonight?

 No.226903

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>>226901
Send us a pic then

 No.226904

File: 1426284613221.jpg (9.39 KB, 240x280, 6:7, ya_need_jesus_.jpg)

>>226902

Trying and failing is not worth trying

>>226902
>>226903

You some thirsty fuckers

 No.226905

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>>226904
I-im j-just supporting you

 No.226906

>>226904
Totally is! You're still in here right?

You know you want to

 No.226907

>>226904
>qg's mom.jpg

 No.226908

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 No.226909

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>>226905

I can see one part of my body you are trying to support….

>>226906

Nahhhhhhh

Mehhhhhhh, nottttt really

 No.226910

>>226876
turkey leg

 No.226912

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>>226909
Its what bros do, t-totally not gay

 No.226913

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 No.226914

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 No.226915

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>>226909
Shooby pls, just get it over and done with

>>226914
Forniiiiiiiii

 No.226916

>>226904
>>226907
My mom is skinny punk!

 No.226917

File: 1426284988222.jpg (101.74 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1417484865892.jpg)

>>226914
Hey Forni ♥

 No.226918

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>>226893
Just how I want her

>>226896
:)

>>226914
Hi

 No.226919

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>>226912

Sureeeeeeeeeeeee, you do that with Red?

>>226915

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im what

>>226916

Your mum is a skinny punk?

 No.226920

>>226919
this mf……

IMA GO. BYE LOVEZ

 No.226921

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>>226918
What are you suggesting you're to do with her, hmm?

>>226919
You know what to do, quick and easy

 No.226923

>>226920
Buh byeeeeeeeeeeee

 No.226924

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>>226919
Weekly check ups ofc. You dont do that with you friends too?

 No.226925

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>>226920

CYA!

>>226921

Im not doing it! you dont even have the courtesy to ask me in voice chat, wow

>>226924

No, should I?

 No.226926

File: 1426285197948.webm (2.01 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, JJS Kiernan 02.webm)

>>226920
see ya QGnator

>>226914
hiya

 No.226927

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>>226920
You leave too much.

>>226921
Nothing…… I'll just have fun with her is all.

 No.226928

File: 1426285242840.jpeg (2.57 MB, 2560x3200, 4:5, 1418001796150.jpeg)

>>226920
Bye lovely ♥

>>226922

Stevis I got a question for you. Did you listen to the new Drake mixtape that came out this month?

And did anyone else?

>>226925
Yes ofc
You show it to your bros, they mirin'

 No.226929

>>226924
W-We have weekly check-ups?

>>226925
I just did!

>>226927
What kinda fun?

 No.226931

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>>226928

Some guy played Drake in the sixth form room and everyone told him to turn it off

I dont think they would be mirin

>>226929

Wasnt very persuading

 No.226932

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>>226929
Whatever kind of fun she wants to have. Go out on a scooter, dance, things.

 No.226933

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>226929
You keep missing your appointment

>>226930

What did you think? I didnt like the album over all. Most of the tracks arn't great, I really this one though

>>226931
The newest album? Its pretty whack, only a few good tracks

I doubt that

 No.226934

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 No.226935

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>>226931
Shoooooby, just do it pls

I'll reciprocate, how's that?

>>226932
What are these things? :3

>>226933
You never remind me! When's the next one, what day?

 No.226936

File: 1426285769742-0.jpg (1.07 MB, 2848x3000, 356:375, 1418749748546.jpg)

>>226934
♥♥♥

 No.226937

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>>226933

he must have been smoking some whacky tobbacy

>>226935

Why do you wanna see so much!

I dont want a pic of yours

 No.226938

File: 1426285916277.png (781.13 KB, 612x613, 612:613, lexee jordyn.png)

>>226936

>oops my hand slipped

 No.226939

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>>226935
I don't know…. it might be lewd but it depends on how you'd view the idea :)

 No.226940

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>>226935
I'll have to check my appointments book, I'm pretty busy

 No.226941

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>>226938
Lexee being naughty. No surprise there.

 No.226942

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>>226937
Shooby just let it happen pls <3

Yeah you do

>>226939
Fine with me, mister :o

>>226940
This weekend, any openings?~

 No.226943

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>>226937
He's just trying to act all hard now because everyone criticises him for being soft. Its dumb as fuck, all his "soft" tracks are actually good music

>>226938
Maybe Lexee can join me and Jordyn, for a special birthday gift

>>226942
I think I can squeeze you in

 No.226944

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>>226942

Stop tryna manipulate me!

nahhhhhhhh

>>226943

Im pretty hard if you ask me

What is with the amount of homoeroticness tonight

 No.226945

File: 1426286409230.gif (1.92 MB, 373x372, 373:372, 1383445755714.gif)

>>226943
I hope we have a large timeslot for my check-up…

>>226944
>I'm pretty hard
Perfect for what is needed then, no manipulations!

 No.226946

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>>226945

GET OFF MA DICK

 No.226947

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>>226942
Thank you for not finding it creepy.

 No.226948

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>>226944
You in the Spanish Mafia or something?

>>226945
5 min quick session
30 min medium session
1 hour long session

 No.226949

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>>226948

I RUN THE SPANISH MAFIA

 No.226950

File: 1426286796096-0.jpg (113.14 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1420444316165-0 (1).jpg)

>>226949
oh shit nigga

 No.226951

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>>226946
I ain't on it!

just do itt

>>226947
:3 Quite the opposite

>>226948
Can i have the hour session? I-I'll pay

 No.226952

File: 1426286862834.jpg (393.19 KB, 1391x2000, 1391:2000, doMOiY7.jpg)

>>226950

I aint no nigga!

>>226951

You are so on it

Why do you want me to do it, legit reason plz

 No.226953

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>>226915
>>226917
>>226918
>>226926
Hello my little sweethearts.

 No.226954

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>>226951
For being so cool I'll fly JJ to you and let her take pills for you!

 No.226955

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 No.226956

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>>226951
What time shall I pencil you in for?

>>226952
Yes you are, I've seen you

 No.226957

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>>226956

Im the whitest fucker around

 No.226958

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>>226952
Nop nop, you wish

I'm just curious, nothing wrong with curiosity between bros

That's legit

>>226953
How are you my love?

>>226954
Only one, maybe two, I don't want her losing it too bad. If she had a surplus of energy it might be useful…

>>226956
Later at night might be good. Is it mutual, I give you a check up too?

 No.226959

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Wendy's, A&W or Union Burger. What should I eat for dinner?

>>226957
>Spain
>white

 No.226960

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>>226958

Dont turn this around on me!

curiosity killed the cat! you wanna kill cats huh?

>>226959

Outside is scary

 No.226961

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>>226957
Arn't you like brownish living in Spain?

>>226958
Ok 8pm?
This is an official check up, its not mutual

>>226959
I've only heard of Wendys. Arn't the all just burger places? You gonna go there or takeout?

 No.226962

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>>226958
I'm okay. Did an exam today for an english course. I was nervous.

 No.226963

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>>226959

Wendy's because it is relevant.

>>226961

What the hell is chipotle?

 No.226964

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>>226961

lol no, I never take my shirt off so I stay nice and pure and white. Over the summer I will probably just sit outside shirtless, get sumin going there

 No.226965

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>>226963
i'm ok with this. maybe i'll get a pretzel cheeseburger or something

>>226961
those were the three burger joints within walking distance

alright i'll see you guys after I eat a hamburger

 No.226966

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>>226963
Some fast food place in America

>>226964
Sitting on the front porch, top off, six pack glistening, bitches mirin?

>>226965
Ah ok
Have a nice dinner

 No.226967

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>>226958
Good luck keeping her on a limited amount. I bet she'd go crazy and not in a good way.

 No.226968

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>>226966

lol I dont have a porch, I have a terrace with a bench on it. Also no six-pack sadly

 No.226969

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>>226968
Hit the gym now for summer then, rock that terrace

 No.226970

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>>226969

Ima do it all at home, got my pull up bar and shit. Gonna be cash

 No.226972

>>226959
Wendy's, only because I recognise it

>>226960
Am not!

Noooo I just wanna see

>>226961
Oh gosh… Is it very thorough?

8pm is fine…

>>226962
How'd you go?

 No.226973

>>226972
Good. Still rusty.

 No.226974

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>>226970
You ever try burpees? Never thought those would be such a hard cardio workout until I did them.

 No.226975

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>>226972

WHY THOUGH

 No.226976

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>>226973
What's the exam for, a course you're doing?

>>226975
Shooby just understand that it's for curiosity! Is there more needed!

 No.226977

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>>226974

I have in the past yeah, they are pretty tough. I like running for my cardio

>>226976

I get it but I dont wanna show my dick to the world

 No.226978

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>>226970
Thats what I do to, Ive got a free weights set at home and a running machine

>>226971

No Tellin' I like, Preach and 6PM in New York

>>226972
Extremely through, highly rated service

>>226974
Yes, they are hard.
We used to get them as punishment in cadets all the time ><

 No.226979

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>>226976
I'll start a course next week hopefully. Just to add something to my CV.

 No.226980

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 No.226981

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>>226980
oh shit I didnt look at that image. Y-you d-dont think it means that do you? ;-;

 No.226982

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>>226978

Thats the best, I dont want people looking at me while I exercise

 No.226983

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>>226977
The world? Noooo just me…

>>226978
W-What does it normally involve?

>>226980
>>226981
Utilised their spare time well I imagine

 No.226984

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>>226981

He's a quick shot?

fucking dropped, again

 No.226985

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>>226983

Well thats just selfish, im not doing it red

 No.226986

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>>226982
Same :/
My flatmate has been bugging me for weeks now to come to the gym with him but I cant really build up the confidence to go, even though I want to

>>226983
I dont reveal my methods

>>226983
>>226984
FFS dont do this to me :'(

 No.226988

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>>226986

Well if it is with a mate that would be cool, would be fun to do it.

 No.226989

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>>226985
I told you we'd share! ;_; It's not selfish

>>226986
I hope your methods can cope with all manner of things, of all shapes and sizes

 No.226990

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>>226977
I like running outside, but the only time I'm able to is at night and I don't really wanna do that in my area.

>>226978
I do around 15 burpees, rest 30 seconds, 15 again, rest and one more set of 15 and even that little amount is pretty brutal.

I wish I could find this picture without the damn name at the bottom.

 No.226991

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>>226990

tfw she's not fuzzy anymore

 No.226992

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>>226989

I dont wanna get one though, I see enough dicks

>>226990

That sucks, also yeah dont get stabbed

 No.226993

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>>226988
I know yeah, its just other people :/

>>226990
Thats pretty good. For cardio I usually go on running machine twice a week

 No.226994

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Was Jordyn's birthday the Six-Flags trip Chloe was talking about in her vlogs?

I remember Jordyn posting pictures of Six-Flags already.

So many questions.

Will Chloe and Lexee be invited to Jordyn's party?

 No.226995

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>>226984
You dropping her for real?
And I need to know the truth, what does it mean?

 No.226996

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>>226993

mehhhhhhhh fuck em, I just like doing it in my house as I live so far away from everything.

As long as the place isnt full of dickheads which it probably wont be, then people wont even glance at you

 No.226997

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>>226994
Six flags was last time wasnt it?

 No.226998

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>>226991
Dammit, ASR, just embrace the fuzz.

>>226992
The area I'm in isn't too bad, but I always wanna run further and the areas around me aren't as nice. Some weird dude started running next to me one time and said his girlfriend threw him out of her car, he said he was from a different state and wondered where the highway was…maybe that was legit, but still kinda freaky when you're running at 2 am and some stranger starts following you and talking to you.

>>226993
I never liked the machines, I used to do cross country and we'd go to this cool wooded path a few times week, we'd use the machines on really bad weather days and I hated it.

 No.226999

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>>226998

Thats pretty weird

 No.227000

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>>226995

I dropped when she didn't bring Chloe and Lexee back for Lipgloss.

 No.227001

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Ima go to bed, cya all tommorow

 No.227002

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>>227001
Good night.

 No.227003

File: 1426290044839.gif (438.54 KB, 500x271, 500:271, bye.gif)


 No.227005

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>>226996
Yeah maybe. And we'll go at a quiet time. Still nervous though

>>226998
I get you. I'm not really that confident to run outside though

>>227000
Thats a shame
More Jordyn for me

>>227001
good night ♥

 No.227006

File: 1426290696215.gif (2.6 MB, 500x300, 5:3, joosten burger.gif)

wendy's burgers are delicious but god their fries are so thin and substandard. a&w has them beat in the fries department.

 No.227007

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>>227001
later bro

 No.227009

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>>227001
Bye Hoooooons

 No.227010

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>>227005
Honestly, I'm not really that confident to to run outside either. In cross country the wooded path we were on was deserted enough where I wouldn't see anyone. It was also nice to run at like 3 am in my area when almost no one was out, until you think someone's gonna rob you.

>>227006
I had a triple baconator with large fries there like a year ago, I was so full and it was so expensive, but it was so good.

 No.227012

>>227007
>that vein

 No.227013

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>>227010
>triple baconator

that just sounds like the precursor to a triple bypass

 No.227014

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>>227013
Its sooooooo good.

Who puts mayo on your burger and if you do, why are you so white?

 No.227015

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>>227014
I didn't realize mayo was a white people thing. But yeah, I hate mayo. BBQ sauce, mustard, relish or anything else is better.

I had a baconator once and just never wanted to eat it again lol

 No.227016

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>>227013
>>227014
It is good, just the amount of grease that was emanating from that thing may have taken a couple months from my life, but it was worth it. Probably won't get it again, though.

 No.227017

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Good morning.

 No.227018

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>>227014

Because I'm argentinian.

 No.227020

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>tfw you literally don't feel like fapping to anything besides blonde white girls

maybe I do fetishize whites now. i'm such a stereotypical darkskin now, hunting after white girls.

>>227017
hey darren, you wanna watch casino royale?

 No.227021

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>>227010
I have a wood near me I could run in, it would have to be light though

 No.227022

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>>227014
Asians, at least the Japanese, really seem to like Mayo as well. They have pizza with mayo on it.

>>227017
Hey!

 No.227023

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 No.227024

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>>227015
Mayo on burgers is a white thing! I usually get double or triple burger though.

>>227016
Yessss, you know what good eating is! Lol

>>227018
Oh, yeah.

>>227017
Hii

>>227022
Bleh. I just like it on sandwiches and tuna

 No.227025

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Ugh. I woke up too early. I feel like crap.

>>227020
Hi. I'd love to but I gotta leave soon.

>>227018
Ellehu, I turned off the WiFi and only lost 1% last night. Though, there was a Windows update last night so I dunno.

>>227024
Hi.

 No.227026

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… and and happy birthday to Jordyn. Is her birthday the 14th or 13th? If it's the first, she and my driver were born on the same say.

 No.227027

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>>227021
It's nice running out in nature, the path we used had a sweet river running by it.

>>227024
I don't mind mayo on burgers, but I prefer just ketchup and mustard. The only sandwich I like mayo on is a BLT… You know in parts of Europe they dip their fries in Mayo.

 No.227028

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>>227024

I would be banished if I didn't look and act white.

>>227025

So the network adapter may have been the culprit? Interesting.

>Ugh. I woke up too early. I feel like crap.


Lol you're backwards. Usually people feel bad in the morning if they wake up very late.

>>227027

>ketchup and mustard


You mean both in the same burger?

 No.227029

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>not putting ketchup and mustard on banana pancakes

 No.227031

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>>227026
Hey dvt ♥
13th

>>227029
>banana pancakes
>banana anything

 No.227032

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 No.227033

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>>227031
Heya. Oh, they're not the sane. Thanks.

>>227028
This used to happen before when I leave it connected to the 5GHz band of my WiFi. 2.4GHz would only drain like 5. I hope this gets fixed by some update.

 No.227034

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>>227028
Yeah, both condiments living together on the same burger.

Is that heresy?

 No.227035

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>>227027
Mustard n Ketchup. Only on hotdogs!

>>227028
Pfft. Im the blackest and look at me! Lol

 No.227036

File: 1426293629535.jpg (137.87 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Chloe East, Jordyn Jones, ….jpg)

>>227035
He's right, Ellehu! He's our basketball pro!

 No.227037

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>>227036
In your dreams

 No.227038

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>>227035
Ketchup on a hotdog? It's best with just mustard(yellow or spicy) and onions.

 No.227039

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>>227031

You don't like bananas?!

>>227034

I wouldn't call it heresy but I will call it disgusting.

also who the hell are you

>>227035

But I'm talking about argentina, not this board. We have about 100 blacks total and they are all street merchants desperately trying to make enough money to not starve to death. And we couldn't care less.

>>227036

>QG

>basketball

Nah. He probably prefers tennis or golf.

 No.227042

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>>227039
Well, when /cel/ went down I started lurking here a lot more heavily and I decided to revive my old /tv/ trip from 2011.

And you?

 No.227043

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>>227037
I gotta say I've not had that one yet.

 No.227044

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>>227038
Hmm, i either do both or just ketchup. And sauerkraut. Maybe relish or onions but usually sauerkraut

>>227039
Ohhhh i see what you mean

 No.227045

File: 1426294712456.webm (1.41 MB, 376x668, 94:167, 1426214709290.webm)

Lexee

Please!

 No.227046

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>>227042

Oh. Awesome. I've seen you post pics of Elle before, you like her?

>And you?


I'm just a 4chan immigrant who stumbled upon this board. Had no idea anything like this or /cel/ existed, now I'm here 24/7.

 No.227047

File: 1426294935808.jpg (113.96 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 304005_10150279341816527_4….jpg)

Geeze. When my parents ask me to call someone to resolve something for them, the first thing they ALWAYS say is "Don't fight with them".

 No.227048

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>>227046
Definitely yes, Elle is really quite the beauty.

 No.227049

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 No.227050

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>>227048

Is she you are wi-fi? Do you have multiple waifus or just one? Tell us everything.

 No.227051

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 No.227052

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>>227045
My words exactly

 No.227054

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>>227031
>not liking banana

 No.227055

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>>227039
>>227054
Yeah, I cant stand them. Its werid, I like nearly everything and always try new and exciting foods. But theres just a couple staple things I cant stand, mushrooms and bananas

 No.227056

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>>227055
those are like, two of the best foods.

well, I don't particularly like eating banana, but they're great in baking

 No.227057

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>>227055
Cauliflower for me. Never will eat it. Banana candy i cant eat

 No.227058

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>>227050
Hmmmmm… How should I put this? I don't know if I've found my waifu yet(or if she's found me). I have a number of fluctuating crushes on certain actresses like Elle, ASR, young Emma Watson, Kiernan and I used to crush on VJ and Hayden Panettiere(during Heroes).

Maybe I'll find her one day, I'm just more of an admirer of beauty, though.

 No.227059

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>>227057
because it's white?

racist…

>>227058
elle is an excellent choice

 No.227060

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>>227056
>>227057
Even since a baby I havent liked them. My mum always says I ate everything but bananas as a baby

Cant stand banana anything

 No.227061

File: 1426296530863.webm (740.24 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, elle2.webm)

>>227055
>>227060

There must be something wrong with your taste buds. Banana is love, banana is life.

>>227057

>Cauliflower


That I can understand.

>>227058

I'm a bit like that too. I do have two waifus but I also have a folder with lots of pictures of other pretty girls who I don't consider waifus.

 No.227062

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>>227059
Y-yes…

It's a little weird. Looking at it just grosses me out. Idky.and i love broccoli 2

 No.227063

File: 1426296589545.jpg (21.14 KB, 340x214, 170:107, double kiss.jpg)

This board is in desperate need for some goold old Chloë Grace Moretz.

 No.227064

File: 1426296684105.webm (1.94 MB, 640x640, 1:1, Chloë & Liana.webm)

>>227063
Hi, Forni.

 No.227065

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>>227059
Elle definitely has all the qualities one would want in a top-tier waifu.

>>227061
Who are your two waifus?

 No.227066

File: 1426296782647.jpg (2 MB, 3000x4200, 5:7, Victoria Justice 22.jpg)

>>227062
I know what you mean though, I think a lot of people have grown up eating cauliflower cooked terribly, need to know how to prepare it so its not awful

 No.227067

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>>227066

Cauliflower pancakes?

 No.227068

File: 1426297164718.jpg (1.86 MB, 2487x3600, 829:1200, Victoria Justice 11.jpg)

What a great little outfit

>>227067
let me know how that turns out

 No.227069

File: 1426297208993-0.jpg (2.08 MB, 2832x4256, 177:266, premieres_2014_maleficent_….jpg)

File: 1426297208993-1.jpg (4.8 MB, 3084x4223, 3084:4223, 2~49.jpg)


 No.227070

File: 1426297355620.jpg (2 MB, 2473x3600, 2473:3600, Victoria Justice 04.jpg)

>>227069
good and evil

 No.227071

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>>227066
>>227066
Yeah n i just have bad memories of them feeding that to us at school and it just looking really bad

 No.227072

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>>227069
Nice choices. Elle's eyes looks even more beautiful in such a resolution.

 No.227073

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>>227070

Lawful and chaotic good*

>>227072

Thanks.

 No.227074

File: 1426298347615.jpg (2 MB, 2473x3600, 2473:3600, Victoria Justice 04.jpg)

>>227073
oh my mistake

 No.227075

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 No.227077

File: 1426298528341-0.jpg (24.66 KB, 336x401, 336:401, Maltese.jpg)

>>227071
Which waifu would be a Maltese if she turned into a dog?

 No.227078

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 No.227079

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>>227078
Perfect.

 No.227080

File: 1426299098928.jpg (2.25 MB, 2442x3600, 407:600, Ariel Winter at the Young ….jpg)

>>227078
>Triple Baconator
Yum!

 No.227081

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 No.227083

File: 1426299367806.jpg (68.06 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1426286225436-1.jpg)

>>227077
I wanted to say ASR lol

 No.227084

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>>227078

Chloe works just as well because she is also small and pure white.

 No.227085

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>>227084
>brown hair
>pure white

 No.227086

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>>227085

Your waifu has brown hair…

 No.227087

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>>227086
N-no, s-shut up

 No.227088

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>>227087
She looks qt as brown

 No.227089

File: 1426300090423.jpg (788.08 KB, 3000x3600, 5:6, Kiernan Shipka 05.jpg)

Post a waifu and how you view her embodiment through a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV6TYtxiXGo

 No.227091

File: 1426300208374.jpg (741.97 KB, 2100x3150, 2:3, 1374421162783_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>227088
Y-you saying my waifu is a shitskin?

 No.227092

File: 1426300255728.jpg (132.83 KB, 800x800, 1:1, fridagustavsson02.jpg)

>>227087

You chose to waifu a mountain jew.

>>227089

No one will listen to the songs.

 No.227093

File: 1426300344513-0.jpeg (662.83 KB, 2560x3200, 4:5, 1422222701111.jpeg)

>>227091
lol
No seriosuly, I like that set a lot

 No.227094

File: 1426300401023.jpg (7.1 MB, 2670x3726, 445:621, 1423241334402.jpg)

>>227088
dat ass

>>227091
I think you said that

 No.227095

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>>227089
I'm not good at matching music to things.

>>227092
At least she isn't an albino.

>>227093
It's cute, she was cute.

>>227094
Nope.

 No.227096

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>>227094
I-i want to do lewd things to it

 No.227097

File: 1426300649966.jpg (422.9 KB, 1000x636, 250:159, Kiernan Shipka 08.jpg)

>>227092
I will

>>227095
I probably wouldn't have been able to if I wasn't listening to that while looking at pictures of her. Dunno, it just felt right.

 No.227100

File: 1426301045719.jpg (1.19 MB, 2400x2433, 800:811, 1423078290423.jpg)

>>227095
I'm just teasing, we can all see she isn't brown she's orange

>>227096
what a surprise…

 No.227101

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>>227100

#shotsfired

 No.227102

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 No.227103

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>>227100
She isn't orange you lying Jew

 No.227104

>>227102

How do you make the link like that?

 No.227105

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>>227104

I was thinking of Cara like 30 seconds into the song the very first time I heard it lol.

 No.227106

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>>227103
yes, good goy, your waifu is white

 No.227107

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>>227100
I just meant kiss it !

 No.227108

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>>227105
I see where you're coming from, it seems like it's more than just the lyrics, though..this song has a nice sound/vibe to it that furthers the connection to her.

Or am I just over-analyzing?

 No.227110

File: 1426301798452.jpg (1.39 MB, 3103x4654, 3103:4654, Victoria Justice 129.jpg)

>I'm such a nerd!

>>227107
while she's wearing those pants or not?

 No.227111

File: 1426301843741.jpg (2.33 MB, 3456x5184, 2:3, 1426097026572_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>227106
Whiter than yours.

 No.227112

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>>227111
2white4u

 No.227113

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>>227110
I might take them off

 No.227114

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>>227113
w-well at least she's wearing panties under them probably…

 No.227115

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>>227112
Irish are the niggers of Europe, sorry

 No.227116

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>>227115
>last true europeans
>not white

 No.227117

File: 1426302048174.jpg (300.7 KB, 1151x1077, 1151:1077, 1420159348508.jpg)

Name a whiter waifu without a genetic disorder.

protip: you can't

 No.227118

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>>227116
HA. next you're going to try and tell me that slavs are white.

>>227117
Elle

 No.227120

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 No.227121

>>227118
>>227120

>brown nipples

>white

pick one

 No.227122

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>>227108

No, that is a valid observation.

>has pics of cara too


We're going to get along great.

I have to make dinner (hamburgers with milanesas in them, because I don't play by the rules). Brb.

 No.227123

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>>227121
How do you know?

 No.227124

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>>227123

I saw Malificent.

 No.227125

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>>227118
>>227120
^

>>227121
that just means you have to whiten them yourself

 No.227127

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>>227124
Why would you do that to yourself?

>>227125
Still not white

 No.227129

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>>227124
Is that worth watching for reasons?

 No.227130

>>227127
>>227129

It had magic, extended flight sequences, and plenty of gun-camera footage.

Also Elle.

 No.227131

File: 1426303003247.webm (7.64 MB, 853x480, 853:480, Love in Motion 02.webm)

I think I've watched this music video at least 15 times today.

 No.227132

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>>227114
I'll take them off too

 No.227133

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>>227131
doesn't it get sore?

 No.227134

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>>227124
I've seen some videos of her in a sort of a sheer dress, and they didn't look brown to me.

I never saw Maleficent, though.

 No.227136

File: 1426303267641.webm (6.63 MB, 1138x640, 569:320, I'm So Fancy.webm)

>>227133
>not watching music videos just to groove to them

 No.227139

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 No.227140

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>>227132
o-oh my what type of panties do you think she has on?

>>227136
fancy does have a funky beat

 No.227142

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>>227122
Interesting… Are you enough of a rule breaker to try this burger? It's a pretty popular burger at a local joint in my city.

 No.227145

File: 1426304023427.jpg (94.7 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1419845385747-1.jpg)

Do you think Jordyn will have a party? Do you think she will invite Kaylyn?

 No.227146

File: 1426304075599.gif (936.74 KB, 500x281, 500:281, penis.gif)


 No.227147

File: 1426304142950.jpg (584.55 KB, 2100x3150, 2:3, Elle 05182014 P2 018.jpg)

I don't believe you, Triple B, I'm sorry… There's no way Elle has brown nips.

Someone of her skin pigmentation having brown nipples is about as much of an anomaly as a black person having blue eyes.

 No.227148

File: 1426304187177.jpg (74.13 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1424715755481.jpg)

>non-virgin
>white

 No.227149

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>>227148
>virginity

 No.227150

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>>227147

Of course they're pink.

It's just common sense.

Not like those werewolf girls. That could go any which way.

 No.227151

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>>227148
Jordyn is not white

>>227149
typical citizen of Melbourne.jpg

 No.227153

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 No.227155

File: 1426304740170.jpg (1.31 MB, 1859x2350, 1859:2350, 1402760761539.jpg)

>>227146
It's three hamburger patties, three fried eggs, fourteen slices of cheese, ten slices of bacon, and two grilled cheese sandwiches.

>>227150
I thought you were being serious there for a second, that's a relief.

 No.227156

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>watches basketball
>white

 No.227158

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>>227140
Cute white stripy ones

 No.227159

File: 1426304858177.webm (1.91 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 1410085206301.webm)

>>227145
If Kaylyn were invited, what do you think she'd bring with her to the party?

 No.227161

File: 1426304937964-0.jpg (553.01 KB, 1997x3000, 1997:3000, 002.jpg)

brown or not?

 No.227162

File: 1426305011197.jpg (96.78 KB, 640x640, 1:1, sua yoo money store girl.jpg)

tfw jenny death in 3 days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY

now I have this shit stuck in my head

 No.227163

File: 1426305015004-0.jpg (160.06 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1421399059249.jpg)

I'm off to bed, good night much love ♥

 No.227164

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>>227163
rest in peace deazus

 No.227165

>>227163
sweet dreams nothing lewd

>>227159
a stripper

 No.227166

File: 1426305077208.webm (1.07 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, shake it off 3.webm)

>>227163

see you tomorrow

 No.227169

File: 1426305145771.webm (2.28 MB, 854x363, 854:363, 1398380748429.webm)

>>227163
Night.

 No.227170

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 No.227172

File: 1426305374443.webm (7.63 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Elastic Heart.webm)


 No.227173

File: 1426305426075.jpg (144.19 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, Chloë Grace Moretz at the ….jpg)

>>227163
Good night, Deazy.

 No.227177

File: 1426305716001.jpg (1.38 MB, 2848x4272, 2:3, chloe_moretz_kick-ass_uk_p….jpg)

>>227155
I could eat that.

>>227161
Positively sub-saharan.

>>227163
Goodbye.

 No.227178

File: 1426305718693.jpg (67.29 KB, 800x533, 800:533, Elle Fanning Bella Heathco….jpg)

>>227172
this place has really gotten to you

 No.227179

>>227178

[fart noise]

 No.227180

File: 1426305869531.webm (2.08 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, JJS Kiernan 05.webm)

>>227178
it's not like my irl friends want to talk about teenaged girls all day. n-not that I've tried or anything

and yes, it has. triple b pointed it out

 No.227182

File: 1426306018761.jpg (114.99 KB, 1024x719, 1024:719, Elle Fanning Eighth Annual….jpg)

>>227180
you need better friends then

 No.227183

File: 1426306072867.jpg (143.88 KB, 640x960, 2:3, chloe_moretz_for_aeroposta….jpg)

>>227180
Really, why go outside and interact with them when you can spend all day behind the computer talking about cute girls.

 No.227186

File: 1426306187400.jpg (96.31 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10576172_325963584234142_4….jpg)

Hola!

 No.227187

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>>227186
Heyhey

 No.227188

File: 1426306242029.jpg (307.25 KB, 796x1147, 796:1147, 24-Penelope.jpg)

>>227186

Hey Lew.

Eat any plantains today?

 No.227189

File: 1426306294255.webm (2.01 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, JJS Kiernan 02.webm)

>>227186
hey lulu, hows puerto rico?

>>227182
>>227183
honestly yeah tho

you make a joke about picking up a 14 year old girl and my friends are all like "dude… that's not cool. 14 year olds are minors!". what a bunch of squares. i need a friend who will be that one guy who's like "too old".

 No.227190

File: 1426306373099-0.webm (1.85 MB, 1280x544, 40:17, 1426095721758.webm)

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>>227186
Hello.

>>227177
Are you sure you can stomach it? I accidentally posted the double coronary, not triple.

 No.227191

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>>227187
>>227190
Heya bros!
>>227188
Not yet, probably tomorrow.
>>227189
Good so far..

How's everyone doing?

 No.227192

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>>227190
Dammit, I'm having issues with 8chan, my quick reply keeps resetting me to anonymous for some reason.

 No.227193

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>>227189
You should get friends like that then, it's a pretty nice thing.

>>227190
I think I probably can, I've eaten things similar in size while less hungry before. Right now I'm fucking starving.

 No.227194

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>>227193
Yeah, I have only one friend from high school and he thinks most of the actresses that I post here are too old. It is pretty nice.

 No.227196

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>>227193
I have two friends I've confessed my admiration for Kiernan to. One of them seems to think relationships with teens is fine as long as it's consensual, the other seemed weirded out by the fact but didn't really care. Depends on the person I guess.

 No.227197

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 No.227198

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>>227194
I don't know anyone who would actually think that, but the people I know will say or laugh about anything. I've never actually told them, though I doubt they would care either.

>>227196
How did you express this admiration? Strange that he would be weirded out.

 No.227199

File: 1426307204657.jpg (121.75 KB, 749x1000, 749:1000, sally.jpg)

>>227198
i told him I had a dream about sally draper placing her feet on my chest and rubbing me with her soles

 No.227201

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>>227196
My mom found my Joey stash. The explanation was awkward as fuck..

 No.227202

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>>227199
O-oh, jesus…

 No.227203

File: 1426307469122.jpg (2.38 MB, 2194x3100, 1097:1550, Elle Fanning 22.jpg)

>>227183
or pretending to be a cute girl?

>>227189
>tfw no wingman for when you go down to the school bus stop to pick up

>>227197
I want more pictures from that night

 No.227204

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>>227201
>Michael, why do you have a smiling picture of a girl who looks to be about 14 as your wallpaper? You never told me about a girlfriend!
>why do you have 7 music videos with underaged girls dancing on your desktop?

just imagining that conversation with my mother is nightmarish

>>227203
it's ain't easy flying solo

 No.227205

File: 1426307547111.jpg (1.18 MB, 2081x3000, 2081:3000, Elle_Fanning_20140814_04.jpg)

>>227199
>chest

 No.227206

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>>227201
Please do tell. I don't know what I would say if someone discovered all the Chloe stuff I have, or all the photos of her, or all the photos of cute little girls.

>>227203
That's even better.

 No.227207

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>>227199
You reminded me of a dream I had about Kiernan a while back… I saved this text in a file because I didn't wanna forget it.

>At the movies, get in a fight with someone who's being really loud and taunting me

>Get separated, movie restarts
>Now sitting next to Kiki(it's her, but I don't know her as the actress)
>She asks why I beat the guy up
>"I really wanted to see this movie in peace."
>She puts her arm around me, her head on my shoulders
>Tells me I'm "exquisitely handsome"
>I wrap my arm around her back, put my hand on her hip
>I feel so warm, nearing pure bliss
>Doubt creeps in, I think "This can't be real."
>Just like that, the dream is over and I'm in my bed

It's clearly not as lewd as yours, though.

 No.227208

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>>227204
>Empy-chan desu~ why do you have thousands of photos of this child
>Why is this your wallpaper right now?
Prescient, it would mirror my expression closely.

 No.227209

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>>227207
>Doubt creeps in, I think "This can't be real."

;_;

>>227206
It is good innocent fun..

 No.227210

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>>227205
>not wanting your waifu to describe how grassy your manly chest hair feels against her soles
>not being a high-test alpha

>>227201
oh dear lord. I'm sorry to hear that happened to you. if it makes you feel any better, my mom found a printed out picture of lindsay lohan under my mattress when I was like 13

>>227208
It's really a horrifying thought.

>>227207
Oh jeez, that dream is a real heartbreaker. Sounds like you had a moment with her in your dreams.

 No.227211

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>>227210
>chest hair

had this picture been 'used'?

 No.227212

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I had a daydream yesterday, about Lexee hugging ASR's butt.

 No.227213

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I HATE HANGING BRIDGES! Before we do anything else crazy, you should know that I love you guys and Chloë.

>>227186
Hey, Lewis.

 No.227214

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Is it really that weird to save pictures of a celebrity? I've mentioned my folders before.

>>227207

>I feel so warm, nearing pure bliss


I love that feeling.

 No.227215

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>>227209
>>227210
There was a moment in that dream of real bliss, and there was like a rhythmic warmth coating my entire body… Then the moment that I realized it wasn't real, it was pretty much in slow-motion, there was a sinking feeling there…

Overall the good feeling was strong enough to make the dream worth it.

 No.227216

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>>227215
>there was like a rhythmic warmth coating my entire body

that must have been a lot of cum

 No.227217

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>>227214
Other people do not obsessively worship celebrities the same way waifuists do. this is pretty much a fact.

>>227215
It's good to have dreams like that now and then.

 No.227218

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>>227214
It's weird to have thousands of photos of just one celebrity who is mostly underage in them..

 No.227219

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>>227218
I wonder if Luda got to rub those feet.

since he is a confessed podophile

 No.227220

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>>227213
What did hanging bridges do to you..

 No.227221

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>>227206
I told her the truth. I told her I liked her and that I was a fan.. Her face was a face of confusion and disappointment.

 No.227222

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>>227213
we love you too darren

 No.227224

>>227213
Hey bro, how are ya?

 No.227226

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>>227216
:P

>>227217
That's one of the only dreams I've had like that… I wonder where that level of ecstasy came from, because I've certainly never felt it that intensely in real life.

 No.227227

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>>227221
H-he is?! I hope my cupcake wasn't molested by him .

>>227221
Are you sure about the disappointment? That seems a strange one to have.

 No.227228

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>>227226
you can definitely feel more intense feelings in a dream than you can in real life. some times I've had an erotic dream about someone I'm friends with in real life, and then when I wake up I think, "Did I really always feel that way about them? I just suddenly felt like they were the sexiest person." But then you meet them in real life and it was just that: a dream. Even if you have feelings for them to an extent, it's not nearly as intense as the dream.

Dunno what I'm saying her exactly, just that dreaming in general is a really bizarre thing.

 No.227230

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>>227227
I don't know, that's what I saw. It was like a "really" face.

 No.227231

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>>227217

No they don't but I seriously doubt this would seem too weird to the masses. Celeb crushes have been a thing forever and so have fandoms.

>>227218

You don't have to tell them you have thousands…

 No.227232

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>>227228
I've had romantic dreams of girls I kinda liked in high school, and for about a week after I usually have a crush on them, until it just wears off.

 No.227233

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>>227231
I wouldn't tell them anything, I assumed you meant they discovered the collection on their own

 No.227234

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>>227220
They're high….

>>227224
I almost died and am now having barbeque pork.

 No.227235

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 No.227236

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>>227234
What happened?!
>>227235
Marry
Fuck
Kill (not sure who she is)
Kiss

 No.227237

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>>227234
I guess…

>>227235
Kill
Kill
Kill
Kill

 No.227238

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>>227233

Oh no, that is different. Could be a nightmare depending on what kind of pics you save and how judgmental the person is. You shouldn't care though. There is nothing wrong with waifuism.

>>227235

Stop this. Murder is not okay.

 No.227239

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>>227231
Pre-internet, people used to have pretty huge celebrity pictures and poster collections all over their walls, like all the walls were filled. Now people keep them in their computers. It's not really strange.

How was your no rules hamburger?

 No.227240

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>>227232
Oh yeah, I've been there. I remember back when I was that age I had this really sexy dream about having a three-way with these two girls who used to bully me in middle school. It was weird, I hated those two girls in real life because they were such vapid bitches, and yet in this dream they were sexy as hell and liked me for some reason.

Genuinely glad I never even tried to do anything with either of them, since they're both single mothers now (since like 17). And certain chicks were just known to be slutting it up, so god knows if they had VDs or something. Sometimes a dream is best left a dream.

>>227235
Literally this: >>227237

 No.227241

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>>227237
>>227240

>giant hands

>white

 No.227242

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>>227241
She doesn't have huge hands, baka!

 No.227243

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Later cuties..

 No.227244

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 No.227245

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>>227243
Goodbye.

 No.227246

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>>227240
Tons of girls I knew from high school are single moms now, and one girl I had a crush on now just whores herself out on instagram, posting lewd videos of her smoking marijuana.

>>227243
See ya.

 No.227247

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>>227243
goodnight

 No.227248

>>227247

Oh God, she's starting to transform!

 No.227249

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>>227239

I'd say it tasted like something that a lazy 20 year old made up one night. It wasn't great, but it was good enough.

>>227243

Night lewis.

>>227246

>looking up your crushes


why.jpeg

 No.227250

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>>227248
Lmao, oh BBB

How's everyone tonight?

 No.227251

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>>227249
I don't know why I do it… It's pretty much always a mistake.

>>227250
Doing well enough, just listening to music and browsing the internet… How are you?

 No.227252

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>>227251
>>227251
Pretty good. Just waiting for the night to end. Decent work day 2day

 No.227253

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Wus good niggers?

 No.227254

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>>227253
>>227253
Oh, youre here….I guess Ill go now

 No.227255

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>>227250
Exhausted.

>>227253
Hello.

 No.227256

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>>227255
I hear you. Me 2. At least I have nothing to do before tomorrows work

 No.227257

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 No.227258

>>227254
Thank godddddd

 No.227259

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 No.227260

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 No.227261

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>>227260
N-no. You're not invited.

 No.227262

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>>227261
Oh ok…I c….fine…..

 No.227263

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>>227262
no don't listen to K he's a loser, you should watch with us even on your phone or whatever

 No.227264

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 No.227265

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 No.227266

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>>227243
Good night.

>>227253
Hey, K.! I've something to show you as soon as my phone and WiFi cooperate with each other.

 No.227267

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>>227265
I wanna touch her thighs.

 No.227268

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 No.227269

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>>227268
Hey, Outer.

 No.227270

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>>227269
Hello, dvt555™.

 No.227271

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 No.227272

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>>227271
That's…

That's just embarrassing.

 No.227273

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 No.227274

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 No.227275

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 No.227276

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 No.227277

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>>227272
Keek, in general, is embarrassing.

 No.227278

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 No.227279

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>>227277
what the fuck is keek anyway VJ is obviously attractive but that webm man goddamn it turned me off…

 No.227280

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>>227278
That's a good one. I've never seen that webm.

>>227279
Just another failed social media platform that VJ was paid to use.

 No.227281

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 No.227282

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>tfw no orange gf

 No.227283

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>>227282
So stoopid of her

 No.227284

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>ywn lick fake tan off Chloë

 No.227285

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 No.227286

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 No.227287

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>>227283
It was cuddly ;_;

>>227285
>ywn watch Lexee lick fake tan off Chloë

 No.227288

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>>227283
We need to teach these girls to be proud of their whiteness. This 'tanning' fad needs to end.

 No.227289

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 No.227290

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>>227288
The fad of cutting holes in nice dresses also needs to die in a fire.

 No.227291

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>227286
I like to imagine her singing along to this song

>>227287
I guess, still too orange

>>227288
Especially when they go get sprayed literally orange ;_;

 No.227292

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>>227291
She's not orange anymore… She's just tattooed

 No.227293

>>227291
She is singing along. You can hear her at the end.

 No.227294

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>>227292
I like orange absence, and tattoo isn't so bad :3

>>227293
No but, the song I posted hehe

 No.227295

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>>227294
>She will always be an adult
Can't fix that one

 No.227296

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>>227294
O-oh lol.

 No.227297

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>>227288
we need to teach these white girls to be more interested in interracial dating

 No.227298

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>>227297
I don't agree with your sentiments, as I'm not some sort of assorted chocolate person, like yourself.

 No.227299

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>>227295
Kawaii/10 right here though

>>227296
Bwehehehe, she'd be such a good little gangsta rappin' banji

 No.227300

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>>227297
Rabbi, what are you doing here?

 No.227301

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>>227299
It's all over.

 No.227302

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>>227300
He's just a mere tool of the Rabbi, they let him into Canada to enrich those poor canucks.

 No.227303

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>>227301
I almost like it being over, God look at her in that latest set

 No.227304

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>>227300
don't worry, I'm not the merchant. simply a darkie who likes brown eyed white girls for some reason.

>>227298
>wanting to fuck someone who might as well be your sister

interracial couples make the best babies anyways. i want to mix some gene pools together.

 No.227305

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>>227302
>In Vancouver
>Chloe is the only white girl

>>227303
What does that mean?!!!!!

 No.227306

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>>227305
>vancity

come on dude, her and trevor are the only non-chinese or korean people in the whole 20 mile radius.

 No.227307

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>>227304
My mistake! Carry on then, Rabbi

 No.227308

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>>227305
It means Chloe now is beyond beautiful

 No.227309

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>>227304
100 years ago I coulda slapped your shit legally for saying that whiled married to a qt 14 year old, too.

We have to go back

 No.227310

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>>227307
honestly, if being friends with jews means more white girls find black/brown guys more attractive, I'm all for it. so is qg, he admitted it.

>>227309
>being mad that interracial sex is happening

you should give blacked.com a visit

 No.227311

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>>227308
I thought you were saying you were glad it's nearly over because she's so ugly.

>>227310
ewww

 No.227312

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>>227310
I'm not mad, can't handle the bantz? It's just I live near a slum and it's clear to me that people that aren't white are usually ugly. I want them far away from me.

I like being surrounded by beauty, obviously why I come here.

 No.227313

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what is the most intimate part of your waifu

 No.227314

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>>227311
Noo no no, She's gorgeous

 No.227315

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>>227313
Her freckles.

 No.227316

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 No.227317

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>>227312
i am not particular about any race, but for some reason all of my waifus are white. I blame hollywood, there are probably tons of asian/black waifus just being help back by the evil white man.

>>227313
>

 No.227318

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>>227314
Keep it that way, punk

 No.227319

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 No.227320

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 No.227321

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 No.227322

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>>227309
>implying there has ever been a better time in human history

 No.227323

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 No.227324

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>>227321
Can't believe her feet are so well intact with all that ballet.

>>227322
Prove it.

 No.227325

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 No.227326

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>>227324
>look at any other point in history
>they're all terrible

provened

 No.227327

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>>227324
She takes care of herself.

 No.227328

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>>227326
80s was better, checkmate atheist.

 No.227329

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>>227328
i was also born in the wrong generation

 No.227330

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>>227326
The classical period in Ancient Athens was a better time than right now.

 No.227331

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>>227329
At least I have my classical music and Dawkins, christfag

 No.227332

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>>227325
>

>>227326
Duhh, the future will be the best

 No.227333

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Cheers for streaming fym

 No.227334

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>>227328
why? because chloe was -18 years old? :^)

>>227330
that's delusional, I'd rather live in republican rome and still that would have sucked

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 No.227336

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Goodnight.

 No.227337

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>>227332
best chloe

>>227335
I thought so

>>227336
seeya, sleep well <3

 No.227338

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>>227335
>

>>227336
Night bro!

 No.227339

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>>227336
Goodbye.

>>227337
It didn't even make sense.

>>227338
>

 No.227340

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>>227336
nighty night.

 No.227341

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>>227334
What do you wanna compare the greatness of a society by? The literature, the philosophy, the arts, the governments it created? Or do you wanna base it on living standards? Because America had better living standards and were wealthier, pre-2008 crash, so 2007 was clearly a better period to be alive than 2015, if you were an American.

>>227336
Night, man.

 No.227342

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>>227337
You think so? :3

>>227339
>

 No.227343

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>>227341
I'd say 2007 is basically the same era as 2015. I don't really have a narrow definition, but think about modern film, music and philosophy are the best they've ever been.

>>227342
maybe another year into her, but she's pretty adorable

 No.227344

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>>227343
What about this li'l sweetheart?

 No.227345

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
~~

 No.227346

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 No.227347

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why is she so lewd bros?

>>227345
>le moe

>>227344
too 13 for me

 No.227348

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 No.227349

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>>227347
>le hating moe

 No.227350

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>>227343
We're gonna have to agree to disagree, pal, which is fine. I think Ancient Greece's literature, it's philosophy, it's art, all that birthplace of democracy shit was way more important than anything we're doing right now.

 No.227351

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>>227347
Lewdie incarnate

>?

 No.227352

>>227348
hnnng what's she wearing

 No.227353

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>>227352
Jeans, tank top, cardigan, scarf?

 No.227354

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>>227353
It's all 2cute4me

 No.227355

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Saxon > AnnaSophia

 No.227356

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 No.227357

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 No.227358

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>>227356
ywn strip off her clothes and taste every inch of her

 No.227359

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>>227355
Saxon is a whore you would abandon your children if she was a wife, while the lovely, and perfect ASR(who was clearly put on this Earth to be fruitful and give you many children) would love you and your children, give you many good years of marriage, be there with you all the way to your deathbed(Saxon would be blowing other men while you're on said deathbed).

Also, ASR is prettier

 No.227360

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>>227357

>AnnaSophia 'praise him' Robb

 No.227361

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>>227360
>Saxon "all makeup" Sharbino

 No.227362

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>>227359

As if she wouldn't have gone back to her home planet by then.

 No.227363

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>>227358
L-Lewd oh Lord

I wanna taste

 No.227364

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>>227363
ywn unzip these jeans

 No.227365

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>>227362
>Not wanting a qt Christian Alien with a large, fit rear

Your loss.

 No.227366

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Chloe and Lexee pushed all the way to one side

 No.227367

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>>227364
unbutton them and slide them down

 No.227368

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>>227366

Stevie showed up too, that's nice of her.

 No.227369

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>>227366
Larsen got invited but not Kaylyn.

 No.227370

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>>227369

Too pleb for her.

 No.227371

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>>227370
But Jordyn could've gotten a stripper for free then.

 No.227372

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>>227371
She could shake it all up and down

 No.227373

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>>227371

The recent evidence is pretty clear that Jordyn doesn't bend that way.

 No.227374

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>>227372
She definitely could.

 No.227375

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>>227373
She still would get one for Chloe and Lexee's enjoyment.

>>227372
I'm sure she could shake very well.

 No.227376

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>>227367
to see the cutest little girl panties ever

 No.227377

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>>227375

I bet at this point, Jordyn likes Jiff more than Chloe, Lexee, or and other banji for that matter.

 No.227378

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>>227377
You're probably right. She is holding Jiff in her birthday picture. Ergo she must love Jiff more than Chloe or Lexee.

 No.227379

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Good morning <3

 No.227380

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>>227379
scarn' on cunt?

 No.227381

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>>227376
White cotton? :o

>>227379
Hello Sammy <3

 No.227382

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>>227379
Hello. How are you doing this morning?

 No.227383

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 No.227384

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>>227380
Woke up, looked over my shoulder to the other side of my bed to see still no gf

Other than that I'm alright I guess, how are you bud?

>>227381
<33333 hi

>>227382
Heya, I'm okay thanks, sorry I went quiet on that little scientific observation yesterday. I don't like getting too lewd on a board. m-maybe somewhere else we could do investigate further

How are you?

>>227383
Morning, what's going on?

 No.227385

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>>227382
Such a cute asr.

>>227384
Naww :( iktfb

I'm not too bad. Just watching some chinese cartoons with some bud.

 No.227386

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>>227384
Nothing, just sitting here.

 No.227387

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>>227383
ywn push them to one side and taste skittles

>>227384
What are you investigatin'?~

 No.227388

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>smoking marijuana cigarettes

 No.227389

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>>227384
Where else could we take our investigations? No need to apologize, sure you antagonized me, but I ended up taking it to the extreme by suggesting we impregnate them and chain the two young ladies in a warehouse. For research

 No.227390

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>>227388
If you try that the filter absorbs all the thc silly.

 No.227391

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>>227388
What are you up to, pervin' on that butt there?

 No.227392

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>>227390
that sounds a lot safer than letting the toxins DIRECTLY INTO YOUR LUNGS!

 No.227393

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 No.227394

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>>227391
that's my favourite lia right there :3

no… I was trying to carry noobs in dota but it's not easy.

 No.227395

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>>227392
I'm not smoking it though. I'm vaporizing it.

Pity it's not a lethal toxin.

 No.227396

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>>227385
Sounds comfy :3

>>227386
Fun. I should try that sometime

>>227387
Science n stuff~

>>227388
Good morning <3

>>227389
Oh I don't know, I think the research is important though. But I'm still not sure why the warehouse is so critical… s-steam?

 No.227397

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>>227395
is that like star trek technology?

>suicide talk

guess I'll come back later

 No.227398

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>>227396
Don't, it's awful.

 No.227399

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>>227397
Pretty much. I got it off the Millennium Falcon.

Bye then.

 No.227400

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>>227393
You mean
>cfw

>>227394
I know right, so darn cute

Oh man, they just too heavy on your back? Need a massage?

>>227395
No is good for you, shush

>>227396
Whaaat? ;)

 No.227401

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>>227395
>ywn be vaporised by your local suicide booth for 25 cents

 No.227402

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>>227396
I guess I'll have to fully explain why the warehouse aspect is so crucial in Steam chat. The conversation doesn't have to be all research, though, obviously some friendly chat would be fine, too.

I have a Steam, but I don't have all the ID bullshit set up and I need to get a mic. Send me your ID and when I get it all set up in a minute I'll add you.

 No.227403

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>>227400
N-no she would be confused.

 No.227404

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>>227400
I only ever seem to smoke when I'm drunk. I've had about 3 puffs of a cigarette in my life and last week when I was drunk I asked a girl if I could borrow hers.

It was herbal >.<

>>227402
Oh okay, well if you can explain then that'll be fine…

 No.227405

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>>227404
Add me: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jethro_69/

I've never actually played or chatted with anyone else on Steam before.

 No.227406

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>>227405
Just use it for vidya then?

Thats kinda the opposite of how I got started with it

 No.227407

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>>227403
Confused and adorable

>>227404
Heh, I'm mostly the same, somehow I find myself with a pack when I'm wiped.

Sounds yuckkkkkk

 No.227408

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>>227407
Her confusion and timidness is what would be hot

 No.227409

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>>227404
I've only smoked when I'm drunk, too. One time I was with a friend and we smoked like five cigars each and for a whole 6 months I wanted nicotine but I toughed it out, of course.

>>227406
I don't really even have a working mic right now, I got cash to get one, though. You can provide me some suggestions, right?

 No.227410

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>>227408
She would be all clumsy and cute :3

 No.227411

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>>227409
Funnily I really don't get a craving for nicotine at any other time than when I'm drunk. Probably a good thing I guess

 No.227412

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>>227410
And constantly look up to you for approval.

 No.227413

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Does anyone want to make the new thread?

 No.227414

>>227413
Doesn't it already exist?

 No.227415

>>227413
———-→
>>226757

 No.227416

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>>227414
O-oh… I didn't even realise.. Well i'll unlock it then.

>>226757
>>226757
>>226757
>>226757
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