Waifuist Thread #425 dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/19/15 (Thu) 13:18:39 No. 231895 [View All]
Waifu Kicking AssUpdate (GMT+11): Happy birth-K., day!
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Deavyt !CHLOE6iOUo 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:16:31 No. 232365
Good morning. ♥
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:18:05 No. 232366
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>>232364 Happy Birthday!
Or has it already past?
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:19:37 No. 232367
>>232365 Mornin' dvt
>>232366 It has not. It's on the 20th and it's 1:20pm atm.
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:19:41 No. 232368
>>232366 You've 40 mins and 10 hours left, right on time.
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:21:24 No. 232369
>>232367 Heya. Where's my cake?
pratai 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:22:36 No. 232370
>>232358 I do enjoy it…
nothing about ava is platonic >>232357 exactly
oh I should bake you something! what would you like?
>>232365 good day to you
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:23:04 No. 232371
>>232370 Heya, Prá. I hope so for both you and I. Thanks.
pratai 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:24:46 No. 232373
>2000 word essay on hedging your waifu risk due on monday >I'm still posting on /waifuist/
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:24:47 No. 232374
>>232371 … and here we go with the pictures not posting again.
Heya, Lauren.
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:24:56 No. 232375
>>232369 I don't follow?
>>232370 Oh that'd be nice :3
Hmm what about whatever you'd like to make that you think i'd like?
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:26:41 No. 232377
>>232373 Only 2000 words?
How are liking the wonderful world of beta?
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:26:47 No. 232378
>>232375 It's your birthday. Where's my slice of bakeless Nutella cheesecake?
No! Hi times infinity! I win!
Slava !booE2bgKQo 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:26:50 No. 232379
>>232370 What does that mean?
I love her platonically…
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:28:37 No. 232381
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>>232378 Really, every other post is not gonna have a picture now…? -_-
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:29:49 No. 232382
>>232378 Oh lol. Yeah i'll fax them over.
pratai 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:30:59 No. 232383
>>232377 it's pretty great actually, 20% of my marks for the subject and it's basically gathering some statistics and writing three 500-800 word short essays.
>>232379 it means teasing is a lot of fun for me
in a totally platonic way you must be really really pure then :3
>>232375 I was going to make a chocolate beetroot cake sometime actually
Slava !booE2bgKQo 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:32:18 No. 232384
>>232383 Stop being weird.
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:32:41 No. 232385
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>>232382 You know what you can't fax over anymore cause it won't fit?
Selena Gomez. I still love her though. I wouldn't tease her like this if I didn't.
pratai 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:32:47 No. 232386
>>232384 sorry for being weird ( ._.)
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:34:21 No. 232387
>>232383 That sounds tasty :3
I'll bake you something a little different
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:37:37 No. 232388
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I wonder if I should get up now. I went to bed at 2 and fell asleep at about 3. I woke up 2 hours later and kept waking up every hour until now. I didn't get to sleep properly. -_-
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:42:40 No. 232389
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:46:37 No. 232390
tfw Lexee is using Cara as a role model
pratai 03/20/15 (Fri) 02:59:36 No. 232391
>>232390 she's someone all girls can look up to
>>232386 pls respond
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:16:53 No. 232392
>see a cute argie model in a magazine >google her name >literally 1 pic >on the entire internet
OuterHeaven卍 !QUIET/o.g6 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:17:15 No. 232393
>>232391 >Cara >someone all girls can look up to Well at least you said "can" and not "should"…
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:17:33 No. 232394
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:23:19 No. 232396
>>232393 Well she's still alive isn't she? That has to count for something.
>>232394 You're here! I finally get to wish you a happy birthday. Or a happy what-is-left-of-your-birthday. You were always very nice to me.
>>232395 Lol what is that image supposed to convey?
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:24:35 No. 232397
>>232396 Disappointment in some manner.
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:25:59 No. 232399
>>232398 I thought you were pure. You don't look up to her d-do you?
OuterHeaven卍 !QUIET/o.g6 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:28:57 No. 232400
>>232396 I wish Ellen Page wasn't still alive. >>232398 Oh you.
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:29:02 No. 232401
>he said he was going to leave his wife for me…
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:31:49 No. 232403
>>232401 smh
>>232402 you can't be pure then :o
Triple B !LEXEEGRDiE 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:31:54 No. 232404
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:33:38 No. 232406
What are the requirements to be pure? Am I pure?
pratai 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:35:22 No. 232407
>>232403 I c-can't help it, she's too dam sexy
>>232406 >masturbating in church to incest y-yeah, that's definitely pure
EllehuAkbar !wK1K8LOVfI 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:36:09 No. 232409
>>232397 Eh, I wasn't expecting much. But there is literally 0 pics in her portfolio. Why have one at all then? Is the website trying to make me angry?
>>232400 Why?
>>232404 What?!
>>232406 Basically you have to be like Elle.
Subtle 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:37:22 No. 232410
OuterHeaven卍 !QUIET/o.g6 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:37:28 No. 232411
I reach my arms around her from behind, a bit of spontaneous passion after a day of tactical operations. This elicits a hum of acknowledgement. I hold her tightly in an embrace for just a few moments before I begin to trace my tongue around the back of her left ear, moving my hands to stroke her flat tummy. A light sigh escapes her lips. I gradually lower a hand to her crotch. She plays at trying to resist, at trying to slap my hand away, but it's unenthusiastic and weak after a long day spent in bloody battlefield dirt. There's no resistance to be had here. Her natural fragrance fills my head like an aphrodisiac. It's uniquely hers, something that can only be concocted on a battlefield. The sweetness of her estrogen tinged sweat is touched by the tang of iron; generously provided by the shed blood of enemy combatants and accompanied by the smell of powder from her rifle. I stroke the edge of her groin, brushing against the wisps of a few stray pubes. She opens her mouth to let loose a moan; being familiar with Sun Tzu's "Art of War", I take this as a clear sign not to retreat. I hungrily suckle up and down her neck as my one free hand caresses the side of her face. I hook a finger between her cheek and teeth and gently slip another finger between a different pair of lips, causing her to tense up further into me before her head lulls back in a daze. Her hair brushes my face as her hosiery-clad ass grinds weakly into my crotch. She's so tired. We stay like this for a while as I continue to blissfully tease her before we mutually alter our position. Remembering the basics of CQC, I fling her gently to the waiting cot of her barracks. Moving into position next to her, we face each other and lock eyes as our fingers and legs become entangled. We're a pair of exhausted early risers. There will be time in the morning to finish this with even more enthusiasm. For now we enjoy a respite and take the much needed peace we can from a life of constant battle.
pratai 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:38:59 No. 232414
>>232410 like a million posts early there champ
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:39:59 No. 232416
>>232406 You have to pass all the requirements I have on my checklist.
>>232407 Just because you want to be sexy. smh
>>232409 They're teasing you.
Subtle 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:39:54 No. 232417
pratai 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:41:16 No. 232418
>>232417 I have no will of my own so I'll just follow the majority anyway
>>232416 i-is that so impure?
K. !iieRnanB/M 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:42:39 No. 232419
>>232418 A-a little.
i'd have to see more of your sexy to make a judgement
Jethro !Vinylrvz5k 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:45:12 No. 232421
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>>232407 I-I was just being myself…
How is it that I don't have any sad ASR gifs? I've seen the posted quite a bit, but I never saved them.
dvt555™ !CHLOE6iOUo 03/20/15 (Fri) 03:49:30 No. 232423
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I don't think you guys noticed Subtle's
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