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"Waifu" - While we know and accept the true original meaning of waifu in the anime culture, we commonly use it in a non-serious form to describe all kinds of 'waifuing' of all levels. Don't be foolish to take it seriously.

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 No.231895[Last 50 Posts]

Waifu Kicking Ass

Update (GMT+11): Happy birth-K., day!
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 No.231897

File: 1426771443792.webm (2.64 MB, 624x352, 39:22, VJ vs Miranda 1.webm)

woot woot ☺

 No.231899

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 No.231900

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 No.231902

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 No.231904

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>>231897
Hey, Smiley!

 No.231905

File: 1426772051165.webm (1.79 MB, 1920x800, 12:5, Kickass2.webm)


 No.231906

File: 1426772113342.jpg (183.7 KB, 480x720, 2:3, Jedi Temple.jpg)

>>231905
I see what you did there.

 No.231907

File: 1426772281887.gif (1.73 MB, 274x469, 274:469, gun.gif)

>>231906
What did I do?

 No.231908

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 No.231909

File: 1426772898692.webm (2.57 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, quiet combat.webm)

>>231895
Easiest thread subject of my life.

 No.231910

File: 1426773006524.jpg (286.68 KB, 1100x1650, 2:3, 1388143647286.jpg)

hi hi
>>231909
unf I can't wait

 No.231911

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File: 1426773108522-1.jpg (90.49 KB, 640x479, 640:479, 1372331527660.jpg)

I really like the Chloe Star Wars edits.

 No.231912

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>>231907
You posted a pic from a movie called Kick-Ass.

>>231910
Heya!

>>231911
Boy, do I have a link for you later!

 No.231913

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>>231912
>Boy, do I have a link for you later!

 No.231914

File: 1426773530830-0.gif (1.67 MB, 362x178, 181:89, quiet leap.gif)

File: 1426773530830-1.jpg (82.6 KB, 700x990, 70:99, 1412523531612.jpg)

This gif is obviously lower quality but I like to keep it handy because it's a convenient little image to post and the lessened frames speed it up a little, heightening the intensity of the action. And here's a drawing of my waifu on a battlefield.

>>231910
Yes. But weird things are happening with Kojipro/Konami right now. All of the KojiPro/Kojima branding got taken off their site…

>>231913
You haven't seen the edited versions of the original trilogy where Chloe is super-imposed into every scene?

 No.231915

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>>231914
> All of the KojiPro/Kojima branding got taken off their site…
w-what does that mean for phantom pain?

 No.231916

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>>231915
>"Hideo Kojima is Vice President of Konami. I highly doubt that they just up and fired him, let alone took his game away from him months before it's (finally) about to come out."
Is a good point.

https://twitter.com/Yoshidamian/status/577761486358982656
Apparently a freelance journalist tweeting about this. He says approximately:
>I can relate to Nintendo inability to push 100% of its energy towards its consumers from here onwards; Konami's massive reorganization taking place this month probably means MGSV will be KojiPro's final creation (the team disbands!?). For this huge maker, it doesn't look like this will be the last year it will be straying away from its consumer base. It's so lonely…

Kind of sounds like KojiPro is disbanding/going separate of Konami, no idea how the fuck Konami will survive this unless they're going to continue to produce knockoff Metal Gears without Kojangles.

P.S. look at how gorgeous Stefanie is from this angle, wow!

 No.231917

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>>231916
She looks gorgeous at every angle :3

That's a shame, but I always kinda got the vibe that this was his last MGS.
I hope he doesn't just retire completely. Maybe he wants to make films?

 No.231918

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>>231914
>You haven't seen the edited versions of the original trilogy where Chloe is super-imposed into every scene?
No… No I haven't. You better not be pulling my leg.

 No.231919

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File: 1426774612987-1.jpg (86.11 KB, 684x1024, 171:256, quiet recording.jpg)

File: 1426774612987-2.gif (1.35 MB, 362x178, 181:89, quiet camo.gif)

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>>231917
Yes but particularly from that one, in that shot. Just perfection.

Some people are playfully speculating that he'll start up a real MOBY DICK STUDIOS, his own independent studio once he's done with TPP.

I mean, he was still signed on to do the new Silent Hills. He's not done making games. He did recently say what constitutes the "official" "Metal Gear Saga" and said that TPP is closing that loop. He acknowledged he's said he's done with MGS a lot before but now he's saying he's "really done" because this is the true conclusion.

Who knows.

 No.231920

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 No.231921

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 No.231922

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>>231921
Dear god… Thank you very much.

 No.231923

File: 1426775171552.jpg (Spoiler Image, 233.31 KB, 524x713, 524:713, 2015-03-19 19.47.09.jpg)

Heya, Subs!

>>231922
You're welcome.

 No.231924

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 No.231925

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 No.231926

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>>231925
Few of my favourites. All of these are so damn cool.

 No.231927

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>>231926
Thank you.

 No.231928

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 No.231929

>>231928
should I make an account?

 No.231930

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>>231929
Heya, Zamps! You don't have too.

 No.231931

>>231930
but what if I want to use the chat?

 No.231932

>>231931
we chat in steam normally

 No.231933

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>>231931
We're just chatting in Steam.

>>231932
Look at you. You're so good you're comping while Waifuist-ing.

 No.231934

File: 1426778639742.png (214.01 KB, 500x281, 500:281, handsome mads.png)

ltr zamps

 No.231935

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Oh my God. I already found the smart running shoes a bit ridiculous. Now, they're heels. :|

http://blog.gsmarena.com/volvorii-e-ink-shoe-chameleon-can-wear/

 No.231936

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 No.231937

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 No.231938

She's so kidnappable. Did I spell that right? Who am I kidding? That's not a real word.

 No.231939

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>>231938
Eh. I forgot the picture.

 No.231940

File: 1426780391223.jpg (1.25 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1423163045838.jpg)

>>231937
>stance
insert revolver ocelot reference here

>>231938
>>231939
Well, she's in the cage already. So half your job is done.

 No.231941

File: 1426780412643.jpg (Spoiler Image, 604.25 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, lock screen.jpg)

What would you think if you saw someone on the bus and this was the lock screen on their phone?

 No.231942

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>>231941
I would call the police

 No.231943

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>>231941
>that guy has the shittest res on his screen

 No.231944

File: 1426780666783.jpg (1.54 MB, 2467x3701, 2467:3701, 1412266212674.jpg)

>>231941

I would assume he's a zoo worker.

>>231943

Also this.

 No.231945

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>>231940
I don't get the reference.

She's actually right outside it. I wish….

>>231941
His screen needs some ointment.

>>231943
Nah. It's his pixel density that's shitty. :P

 No.231946

>>231944
Heya, Ellehu!

 No.231947

>>231946

Hi dvt. Sorry I can't stay lol, but I'll be back in a couple hours.

 No.231948

File: 1426780790503.jpg (1.09 MB, 2102x3000, 1051:1500, Elle Fanning at Studio Cit….jpg)

>>231946
Okay. That time, I definitely put a pic, this pic. What the hell happened?

>>231947
Awww…. You like coming back to watch me sleep, don't you?

 No.231949

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 No.231950

File: 1426780889668.jpg (41.68 KB, 600x800, 3:4, Chrissy Costanza.jpg)

QuietGrace would love this.

>>231949
Ah, I see.

 No.231951

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 No.231952

File: 1426782205133.jpg (36.2 KB, 360x640, 9:16, lock.jpg)

… is it more or less creepy.

i like it this way but I'm scared to leave it on in public

 No.231953

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>>231952
It's better.

 No.231954

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, K.!

 No.231955

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>>231954
Is it actually his birthday?

 No.231956

File: 1426783436047.jpg (174.46 KB, 805x1024, 805:1024, 1426691757928.jpg)

>>231955
Yeah it is.

 No.231957

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>>231954
UGH! Why aren't my pictures posting?!?

>>231955
Yeah, it is.

 No.231958

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>>231956
Happy birthday!

 No.231959

File: 1426786211184.jpg (Spoiler Image, 606.71 KB, 1998x2165, 1998:2165, fsMo4nS.jpg)

Alright everyone?

>>231956
Happy birthday. Here's your present.

 No.231960

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>>231959
Hallo mr D!
how goes it?

 No.231961

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>>231959
present for you or him??

Hey all

 No.231962

File: 1426786448377.jpg (3.62 MB, 2806x4215, 2806:4215, Kiernan Shipka Apres Surf ….jpg)

>>231959
Hey, Dan! Happy birthday, K. to you too! Also, I love that pic!

If this pic doesn't post, I'm throwing a tantrum.

 No.231963

File: 1426786490188.jpg (1.09 MB, 1800x2700, 2:3, Dove Cameron at the Monste….jpg)

>>231961
Hello, QG: >>231950

 No.231964

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>>231960
Pretty good. Just having a minute before I work out and make dinner. How are you?

>>231961
It's for him but I don't mind if he wants to share :)

>>231963
Hey dvt

 No.231965

>>231964
About to do the same :O

 No.231966

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>>231964
lol that Kiki is beautiful. is it new?

 No.231967


 No.231968

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>>231966
Yeah, according to Reddit, but I don't know if there's more/higher res anywhere yet.

 No.231969

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>>231965
>me and you

 No.231970

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>>231967
Really?!? Why on earth are my images not posting?!?

This was the same pic I posted in that one.

 No.231971

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>>231968
it's the first i saw of it, I'll look around. but thanks for posting it!

 No.231972

Good night.

 No.231973

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>>231972
Seriously, what the fuck is this?!?

 No.231974

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 No.231975

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>>231972
Goodbye.

>>231973
Blame hotwheels

 No.231976

File: 1426787344002.jpg (140.86 KB, 1428x600, 119:50, 1mind14fuck23.jpg)

Good night for real.

 No.231977

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>>231971
It's a very nice pic. I like the smoldering look she's giving.

>>231972
Night dvt. Maybe you should get a Mac? I hear they just work.

 No.231978

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>>231977
Me 2! and that hair!

 No.231979

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>>231978
Hair covering the face always gives me a boner.

Nice Camren.

 No.231980

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>>231979
So lewd smh

thanks

 No.231981

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>>231980
I can't control what makes me erect.

 No.231982

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>>231977
>Maybe you should get a Mac?

 No.231983

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>>231981
I…guess. How is life treating you?

 No.231984

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 No.231985

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>>231982
Can't afford a superior computer, poorfag?

>>231983
Same old. You?

>>231984
What's the cure?

 No.231986

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>>231984
Hola

>>231985
Same, just relaxing before work starts. Gonna get some lunch soon

 No.231987

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>>231984
Whoops, ignore that top quote.

>>231985
There is none.

>>231986
Hey.
Nice Maddie pic.
Is that new?

 No.231988

File: 1426788776515.gif (1.15 MB, 250x250, 1:1, 1384798125406.gif)

>>231985
If being poor means I never have to own a Mac then I hope I'm poverty stricken my entire life.

 No.231989

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.231990

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Night my lovelies.

 No.231991

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
For where ever my Carafags are. It was a good book. Not sure if the movie will be as good

>>231987
Yeah it is. I'll post the rest in a sec

 No.231992

File: 1426788986145.jpg (140.81 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 8jTOXIe.jpg)

>>231987
So I can continue being lewd? Great :)

>>231990
Night.

Back in a bit.

 No.231993

File: 1426788978899.gif (1.94 MB, 260x236, 65:59, 1383669885852.gif)

>>231990
Goodnight, happy birthday again bby

 No.231994

File: 1426789102781.gif (1.94 MB, 260x236, 65:59, ily.gif)

>>231990
Goodnight, happy birthday again bby

 No.231995

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>>231990
Sweet dreams.

>>231991
:)

>>231992
No!
You must repent of your sinful nature.

 No.231996

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>>231990
NIGHT OLD MAN

>>231992
see ya soon

 No.231997

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>>231994
I thought I double posted for a second

 No.231998

File: 1426790291748.gif (2.83 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1394004755554.gif)

>>231997
that is the joke

 No.231999

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 No.232000

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>>231999
S-sorry my jokes does not amuse you kaiser, pls do not throw me in jail

 No.232001

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>>232000
I-it's not like that, Frederica-chan!

 No.232002

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>>231995
How do I repent?

 No.232003

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>>232001
why you hanging around with hoes from planet of shitters for, mah kaisa?

 No.232004

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>>232003
Bitch, I'm tha muthafuckin' Kaiser. I fuck who I want, when I want. Now get back my palace harem <3

 No.232005

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>>232002
Cute, I have failed as a fan of Gotham. I think I need to play catch up now

 No.232006

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>>232005
Was never something I had any interest in watching. Unless Camren starts wearing a skintight leather catsuit.

 No.232007

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>>232006
Season 2 bro. They promised!! It's a good show though

 No.232008

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>>232004
O-okay kaiser, what ever you say… Just let me know if you get sick of those whores, maybe I can be of sercvis instead <3

 No.232010

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>>232007
Really? Literally can't wait.

I don't watch many TV shows. I don't like waiting a week for each episode and by the time a show I might be interested in is finished there's so many episodes to watch it becomes a big thing to dedicate myself to. I usually only watch a show when I have a lull in watching films.

 No.232011

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>>232008
Yes, hurry up and give me an heir you old hag. I want to go back to fucking mah boyfriend.

 No.232012

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>>232011
K-kaiser what have we done! This is wrong my dad will kill me!

 No.232013

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>>232010
Some dilemma, so wait until the season is over and have a marathon over the summer! If I like the characters, I like the ability to follow them and watch them grow. As much as I like movies, sometimes the contained stories can annoy me because you know everything will be alright in 2 hours.

 No.232014

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>>232013
Dunno, if I get to a point where I want to watch a show Gotham isn't going to be my choice.

I'll just enjoy caps of her in that suit.

 No.232016

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>>232015
Hey Stev

 No.232018

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>>232014
I hear you. I promise I will get you caps and video! :P

>>232015

hey bud

 No.232020

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>>232019
MEANIE??????? But I luvvvvvv u

 No.232021

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>>232019
Hittin' the pull up bar hard before I eat a steak.

How are you? Put your name on, faggot.

 No.232024

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>>232018
If it doesn't happen I'm going to hold you personally responsible.

>>232022

Ouch. How long do you have to wear that?

>>232023

You can post her as long as thighs, axilla or feet are visible.

 No.232025

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>>232015
Yay!

 No.232026

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>>232022
>>232023
I-i sorry….I didn't mean it. please forgive me!

 No.232029

File: 1426794078862.gif (2.94 MB, 275x309, 275:309, 1402511907958.gif)

Finished me essay!
Hi ♥

 No.232030

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>>232028
it was jokey jokes! you know, ha ha ha, stuff!

 No.232031

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>>232027
I broke my arm as a kid, but since then I haven't had any injuries that needed that kind of attention.

>playing by the rules

 No.232032

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>>232029
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey brb

 No.232034

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>>232027
Sorry to hear you're injured.

>>232029
That's good, hello again.

 No.232036

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>>232032
Hey QG ♥ Cya in a bit then

>>232033

Hey Stevis ♥
You broke something just now?

>>232034
Yeah happy to be finished. I wasnt sure if you were serious about wanting to read stuff or not, you can read this if you really want.

 No.232038

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>>232036
Yeah, I'll read it, I'm not doing anything interesting anyway.

 No.232039

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>>232037
Oh thats a relief, how did you do it?

 No.232041

>>232036
Hey Deaz…

 No.232042

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>>232038
ok :)

>>232040

Oh damn, that sucks. I'm always falling on the stairs, probably coz I run up and down them everytime

>>232041
Hey Dan! ♥
Whats with the dots?

 No.232044

>>232042
Nuthin'

Do you run upstairs on all fours?

 No.232045

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>>232043
Are you being nursed back to health? :P

>>232044
Ok :S

No on tip toes ofc

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 No.232048

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>>232046
I'll assume that was to me, so hi :)

>>232047

I meant is your gf looking after you :P

 No.232050

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>>232048
oh sry I'm real tired right now not sure why

 No.232051

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>>232033
I know. I have learned my lesson!

>>232046
Hey Zampy

 No.232052

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>>232051
it wasent for you!

hi

 No.232054

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>>232049
Oh nice ^^

>>232050
Well its late, busy day?
I'm pretty tired, was working all day. It was fun though

 No.232055

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>>232052
O, I see…..

 No.232056

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>>232054
Soo you did everything you needed to do today?

>>232055
Ey uncle Ruckus in the house! none related

 No.232057

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>>232056
Yep :)

 No.232058

Tfw you're talking to a waifu and a small bird flies into your mouth

 No.232059

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>>232057
Soo… you are not doing anything tonight?

 No.232060

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>>232058
No face? :O
Hey TB ♥
Could've used you early, had some economics I needed help with

>>232059
Nope, just chilling. Should probably eat something but I dont feel too hungry

 No.232061

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>>232058
They're called flies.

 No.232062

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 No.232063

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>>232060
y-you wanna do something, like w/e you know?

>>232061
small birds are flies? even if they arent black?

 No.232064

>>232054
>busy day?
it was active but chill

 No.232067

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>>232063
Especially if they aren't black.

 No.232068

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>>232063
Sure, what you have in mind? League?

>>232064
Thats good

>>232065

Careful dont rub it in ;-;

 No.232069

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Wow.

I missed a birthday.

 No.232070

>>232060

Sorry about that. What was the topic?

I'm at work and it's dead time for a few hours.

I wish I renovated houses or something

 No.232071

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>>232069
You didn't miss…

 No.232072

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>>232069
So did I, he didnt even tell me about it!

 No.232074

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>>232056
Lol, Uncle Ruckus is my bro!

>>232058
Liar liar pants on fire!

>>232061
Those legs are strong!

>>232065

That is what Shammy thought about Maisie though I actually find Lauren attractive but the only reason I said that is because that is what he use to always write. But you wouldnt know that cuz you werent around him as long as I was. I really don't care who anyone post and I do like seeing Lauren so no, that isn't the case. I promise

 No.232075

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>>232068
yea... League

b-but you can eat first if you wanna

>>232069
did you excpet a cake or something?

>>232073

your gf is a hooker?

 No.232077

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>>232074
She is so fit.

>tfw I will never have them clamped against my head

 No.232078

>>232077

>waifus with Navy SEAL training

 No.232079

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>>232068
It's not really possible to rub it in, I guarantee it's not all it's cracked up to be and his girlfriend is a dumb cunt.

Just think, why do waifus exist in the first place?

 No.232080

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>>232074
goddamn right

>>232076

all women in general are hookers?

 No.232081

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>>232078
She could give me a killer blow.

 No.232082

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>>232070
Never too late for a career change :)

Its fine, I've finished my work now. I was doing a piece on Europe's problems and I put in a bit about the falling value of the Euro. Didnt get what this bit meant
>While Mr Draghi succeeded in pushing a bigger than expected purchasing package, he failed in ensuring that the risks of asset purchases would be divided equally among eurozone countries with only 20pc of the QE “subject to a regime of risk sharing.”

>>232073

haha true. I'd rather share mine though :(

>>232075
I'll play a game first. Not sure im gonna eat

 No.232083

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>>232076
Not to be a jerk but I sure it would be nice for you to post other girls, just like you wish I and others wouldn't post Banji or Kiki all the time. We can't make others happy with the girls we chose to waifu. What's the point in that? Post whoever!

>>232077
>>232081
that she is and I really like that second pic. In some pics you really don't noticed her unique look

 No.232084

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 No.232086

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>>232083
I like girls with unique good looks.

 No.232087

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>>232085
Yes, I know what you mean. Thats what I was saying too

 No.232089

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>>232088
I think you are a few chapters ahead

 No.232090

>>232085
yes they sux

 No.232092

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Hi

 No.232093

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>>232091
You actually have someone who loves you

 No.232094

>>232093
you do too

 No.232096

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>>232092
Hey Widge ♥

 No.232097

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>>232080
Lmao, the one thing I missed is those quotes. The creator tried to do a Kickstarter for a live action Uncle Ruckus with the voice actor in make up but couldnt get all the money I think

>>232085

Idk, but in your silence you were. The second you would only post Lauren with no text, after a little bit, I knew right away why. Like I told Ellehu, I know my family. You aren't the only one that doesn't like them and I have had others even question it as well. and that is fine. Opinions and waifu go hand in hand. We like what we like. I'd much rather you post Lauren for the next three years and be happy than not post her at all just cuz a few dont want to see her all the time

>>232086
I do 2. Just not her. Personality lately isn't helping.

>>232092
Hey

 No.232098

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>>232094
>>232095
Sure, but you knew what I meant

 No.232099

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>>232098
Oh god them knee highs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.232100

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>>232097
>not wanting to have a smoke with Maisie behind school before she gives you a handy

 No.232101

>>232092
Hallo

>>232097
like this?
>

 No.232102

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>>232095
>>232097
Hi, how r u guys?

>>232096
Sup Deazle, hows your day been?

>>232101
Sup? :)

 No.232103

>>232098
I know what I meant

 No.232104

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>>232100
Lmao. I would never want that even with Kiki!

 No.232105

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 No.232106

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>>232105
Yes! I kinda wanted to see it. they should make a show with that. Wont happen though

 No.232107

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>>232099
haha cute arn't they ^^
Have this too :)

>>232100
Eww

>>232102
Pretty good, finished all my work

>>232103
Sweet :3

 No.232108

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>>232104
You're one strange puppy.

>>232107
You too.

 No.232109

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>>232107
Oh sweet :) Time to chill then eh?

 No.232110

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>>232098

I don't understand why anglos are so obsessed with having partners.

>>232100

A true british beauty.

>>232108

QG is one of the few people here who isn't weird as hell.

 No.232112


 No.232113

>>232082

I don't know if I can type out a decent answer on my phone.

Sounds like Germany is going to bite the pillow again.

 No.232114

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>>232110
I can see past his facade.

 No.232115

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>>232108
Sometimes Masie looks good, but she was at her worst there

>>232109
Yep, so tired. How was your day?

>>232110
It would be nice not to be alone all the time. Do you not feel that too?

>>232111

No its more than that...

>>232113
Np
Yeah I read that they were strongly opposed to the QE. They get basically pay for everyone else lol, I do wonder why there isnt more anti-EU attitude in Germany

 No.232118

RIP Maisie's big fat tits

We hardly knew ye

 No.232119

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>>232117
Dont mock me… ;-;

 No.232120

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>>232115
Not gonna disagree, but isn't the outfit and hair there for a movie?

 No.232121

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>>232107
Gladly, can she be shipped to my house?

>>232108
Lol, I just don't like smoking

>>232110
Aww sweet

>>232111

It implies everything. We do it when we can't relate or are bored. Empy doesn't like Banji either. You ever notice he only does that during those times or when no one is posting? You see my friend, I see everything and I'm aware of pretty much all. Also the only reason I say that is because I am a sucker for variety. Not cuz I hate her or seeing her around. Case in post, I could spam Kiki or Jordyn all day and be completely okay with it. I chose not 2 because others already post them. I actually can't think of anything I really dislike about Lauren, so no worries.

 No.232122

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>>232120
Oh I didnt realise it was for a movie, fair enough.

 No.232123

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>>232115
Was alright, went into town and got some new clothes, treated myself to some food then went for a run and worked out this afternoon to feel better about it ^^

Pretty hype for tomorrow night now

 No.232124

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>>232121
Yes but Lia is in our premium waifu catalogue, it'll cost you a lot

>>232123
Sounds like a great day :3
Oh its tomorrow? Nice, hope you have a great time. Travelling far for it?

 No.232125

>>232115

I shocked there aren't anti-EU protests in Germany on a quarterly basis. As if taking the hit for Greek government bailouts wasn't enough, they're having to pay for corporate debts that no one else will touch.

 No.232126

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>>232124
shit, I better star saving then….

 No.232127

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>>232121
The way I feel about tattoos you might think I would feel the same, but I don't really care about smoking.

 No.232128

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>>232124
Nop, literally just where I was today, about 20 mins from my home :)

 No.232129

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>>232115

I don't feel lonely even if I am alone.

>>232121

Oh I don't think there is anything wrong with being weird, it's just that other posters surprise me all the time with the things they say or do. You are more… comprehensible?

 No.232131

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>>232127
probably. I guess we all just have those things and we cant shake it. I have dropped waifu for smoking so you probably would think i take it 2 seriously lol

>>232129
Still cool. I strive for that I hope in my openness. I want to be the wise father to all my young waifuist!

 No.232132

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>>232131
I could see myself dropping a waifu over a really bad tattoo, so I'd only have to say the same thing about myself.

 No.232133

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>>232125
Yeah I dont understand it. I think its the beginning of the end though honestly

>>232126
:)
I'll give you a discount buddy

>>232128
Oh great :D

>>232129
Well thats great for you

>>232130

Exactly

 No.232134

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>>232130
It isn't. I just have a wide range of taste that I just tend to like a lot of girl and not everyone is like that. and okay and I take all that into consideration. But you said yourself that first week or so when you were just posting pics and not saying anything that that was partly the reason. So it's not like I said this is how you feel and that's final. I thought it might be the reason and then you said it was.

 No.232135

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>>232132
Yeah exactly. is there anything else you hate?

>>232133
that is why you are the man!

 No.232136

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hi

 No.232137

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 No.232138

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>>232136
Hey Pratai
Nice butt

 No.232139

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>>232136
Good morning, how r u?

 No.232141

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someone asked for stubble pit Bella, was it this one?

 No.232142

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 No.232143

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>>232140
I cant right now, but dont worry about it :)

 No.232144

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>>232136
Hey there

 No.232145

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>>232139
I'm pretty good

>>232137
>>232138
hey there

yes it is

>>232140

hello anon

 No.232147

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>>232135
If a waifu was overtly religious it would put me off them. I guess most of them are but at least they don't talk about it.

>>232136
Hey prat.

>>232142
Nice

 No.232148

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>>232146
who knew maisie was so lewd? eating toast

>>232147
hi dan! how are you?

 No.232150

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>>232145
Feeling lewd? :o

>>232146

Reasons :/

 No.232151

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>>232140
I get that. can't make you like other girls. or to talk about other ones. That's our job! you can just sit pretty and post Lauren :P

and good, you have the luxury of escaping the waifu world. Not everyone is that lucky and in a way, it's good for you that sorta moved on. Trust me, at work, when I'm dealing with it or my crush, I'm not thinking about waifu. I might be thinking about you guys but because you are my e-friends, not cuz I want to post waifu. and yeah that is how I am, I try to be blunt so that I'm not faking any feels I have.

 No.232152

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>>232148
Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

>>232149

English toast in French knickers.

 No.232153

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>>232149
eww no, it's good aussie toast

>>232150
no...

>>232152
good

 No.232154

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>>232142
I would help shave…and that isn't even my fetish!

>>232147
Hmmm, I agree. Idk if most are overtly religious. I think we are most definitely finding a larger crop of actors that aren't and are less afraid of mentioning it

 No.232155

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>>232153
I dont believe it :o

 No.232156

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>>232155
Lia will never make me pasta

 No.232157

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>>232156
No ;-;

 No.232159

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>>232155
you're just wishing

>>232158

sorry I don't do egg

 No.232161

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>>232154
I didn't mean that most waifus were overtly religious, only that they are probably religious but don't mention it much. There definitely is a rise of non-religion though, I suspect KStew of being in that camp.

>>232158

No French muck, thanks.

 No.232163

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have anyone here ever seen a Platypus?

 No.232164

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>>232158
But for this or that reason, everyone here don't have that drive. If it was that easy, most of us wouldn't be here. Being a waifuist fills a lot of the voids not just from inbetween work and home but also parts of our own personality. Makes it all easier to deal with not having the things we want. So maybe, in the sense that because you only have one waifu as well as a gf and work and a life, your void is a lot smaller than the rest of ours

 No.232165

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>>232163
they aren't real it's just a joke we play on the rest of the world

 No.232166

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>>232158
I dont like to say yeah, but its no big secret

>>232159
Maybe

 No.232167

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>>232161
Oooooh yeah of course. like Kiki, I haven't gotten a single hint from her about religion. but then I also didnt get a hint and she didn't believe in it.

 No.232168

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>>232163

Never have

 No.232169

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Would you rather have a waifu who worshiped God, or THE DEVIL?

 No.232170

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>>232165
how dear you denie this god? He is real and punish you for your lewdnes and heresy

>>232168
Me neither :(

>>232169
One that worshiped the Platypus ofc

 No.232171

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>>232162
I have enjoyed the occasional pain au chocolat in my time.

>>232165
Are kangaroos real?

>>232167
Their publicists probably tell them just to stay clear of the topic.

>>232169
God, probably. She'd probably be less crazy.

 No.232172

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 No.232173

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>>232169
so cheesy n predictable but god

 No.232174

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>>232169
The less edgy one, so god.

 No.232175

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>>232172
Top tier toes.

 No.232176

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>>232172
go back to sleep

 No.232177

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 No.232179

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Zzzzz….

 No.232181

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>>232174
>god
>not edgy

>>232170
good goy

>>232171
they're just dogs standing upright

 No.232182

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>>232181
I said the LESS edgy one, baka

 No.232183

Tfw a British waifu wears a fancier hat than you

 No.232184

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>>232179
what the fuck why is she sharing the couch with a goat?

 No.232185

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God is likely the correct choice, it seems it would be painful to have an edgy, Satan-worshiping waifu.

>>232170
The platypus seems like a fine animal, if the worship of it made your waifu act more like one, you'd have it made.

 No.232186

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>>232178
but I never said that or was joking when i did lol, lower? you are one of the feel that likes an adult. but proud my friend!

ok, i gotta run. see you all later!

 No.232187

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>>232169
>not going to church with your waifu

 No.232188

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>>232187
the church of satan!

I gotta go, byebye <3

 No.232189

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>>232183
does this like, actually make you sad or something? I don't think I would give two shits about that you fucking weirdo stop posting dumb shit all the time

>>232185
>if the worship of it made your waifu act more like one, you'd have it made.
Made what?

>>232186
>>232188
bye

 No.232191

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>>232187
Hey Slava ♥
Do you go every sunday then hmm?

>>232186
>>232188
Cya ♥

 No.232192

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>tfw you take things too far

>>232186
>>232188
Bye you two.

 No.232194

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Double the cuteness :3

 No.232195

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>>232186
>>232188
Later.

>>232189
Forget it, I think playtpuss' might be assholes in real life. I don't want a waifu worshiping on of them.

 No.232196

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>>232186
>>232188
Bye :(

>>232191
I wish I could. I get too anxious to go though. ;_;

 No.232197

>>232196

tfw Cara never wears a fancy hat

 No.232198

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>>232196
Oh :(
I would go with you
Does Nottingham have a nice Cathedral?

 No.232199

>>232195
fuck you

>>232197
oh for fuck sake

 No.232201

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>>232200
Stevis? :O
What a surprise!
Nobody could have guessed!

 No.232202

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>>232199
They have like venom, man. Would you even be able to pet one?

 No.232204

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>>232198
There's a couple nice ones. But they're all in town. Which is even further away.
There's a lovely church about 5 minutes walk from my house, that's always been our family church. I still can't get the courage to go though. :(

 No.232205

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>>232202
ofc!

>>232204
it's a church how fucking scary can it be jesus christ!

 No.232206

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>>232204
St Albans, where I live, has a pretty famous Cathedral which is our family church
Honestly, you can pick a Sunday and we'll go. Maybe not right away but anytime in the future. Its like 10 mins on the train :)

 No.232207

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>>232205
I don't think he means its the church itself zampy

 No.232208

>>232207
Yea you're right, the priest will make fun of him and abuse him

 No.232209

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>>232208
You dont understand anxiety

 No.232210

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>>232205
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agoraphobia

>>232206
:3
That's a very nice offer. Thank you, I appreciate it.

 No.232212

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 No.232213

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>>232205
You may be right about the platypus now, those eyes are gorgeous.

I have nothing against church or religion, but I don't wanna go because it triggers bad memories about being forced to go every week until I was late in my teens.

I always had very unclean thoughts in church, anyway.

 No.232215

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>>232214

 No.232216

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 No.232218

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>>232210
Anytime ♥

 No.232219

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>>232210
>sudden panic attacks when traveling to places where they fear they are out of control, help would be difficult to obtain, or they could be embarrassed

I have very hard time to believe this would happen in a British churh though, but in other places I can understand it.

>>232213
ikr :3

you poor guy :(
what unclean thoughts?

 No.232220

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>>232216
Hail victory, comrade.

>>232218

 No.232221

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>>232219
Mate, the anxiety comes about from the fear of having anxiety in the first place. Lets say open or public spaces generally give you anxiety, you'll avoid all public spaces completely, eventually you get house-ridden and find things close to you are the only help.

My mum has it, it's not nice

 No.232222

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>>232219
It's hard to explain.
I don't just have agoraphobia, I have a bunch of other anxiety disorders too. It's really hard for me to go pretty much anywhere, even seemingly quiet peaceful places.
I get anxiety seemingly out of thin air.

 No.232223

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>>232221
I know these feels

 No.232224

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>>232217

 No.232225

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>>232219
When I was like 14-16 I'd always imagine this young teen qt and her mom lezzing out…Once I imagined her brother watching in the corner and jerking off to his mom and sister doing all sorts of things to each other. Hiding a boner in church can be shameful.

Luckily about when I was sixteen they'd give me a break, let me skip out halfway through and I'd hang out in this quaint little park til church was over. It was very nice in spring.

 No.232226

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>>232220
She's gone to me forever.

 No.232227

Hi

 No.232228

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>>232227
hey shoon ♥

 No.232229

>>232228
Heyyyyyu deazle, sup

 No.232230

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>>232221
Aww that sounds awful :( are you looking after her?

>>232222
>I get anxiety seemingly out of thin air.
srsly?
how long?

>>232225
>Once I imagined her brother watching in the corner and jerking off to his mom and sister doing all sorts of things to each other
Gay

Sounds nice :3

>>232227
Hi

 No.232231

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>>232227
Hello.

 No.232232

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>>232229
Not much, just chilling. Finished that work. Whats up with you?

 No.232233

>>232230
Hi zamps , hows sweden

 No.232234

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>>232225
Y'all need Jesus.

>>232226
Here's to you, Nicola and Bart.
Rest forever here in our hearts.
The last and final moment is yours.
That agony is your triumph.

>>232227
Hola.

>>232230
How long what?

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 No.232236

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>>232223
Hey, a Stefanie post by Pratai.

It begins.

 No.232237

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>>232234
I might be religious if there was no sin akd stuff

 No.232238

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>>232230
Yeah of course, she's a lot better than when I was first aware of it. I think pregnancy and me being born was a cause of it, maybe thats what caused me to be a little anxious over myself too :\ but I doubt it. I remember once waiting near the end of our road for my dad to come along in his car, my mum just started crying and screaming and running back towards the house. Being about 6 at the time I was pretty scared and ran after her, that moment is still in my mind.

I'm just kinda worried it's going to pass down to me, I have pretty anxious moments and both my mum and grandma developed it in later life.

 No.232239

>>232231
Hey aussielad, sup

>>232232

Niceee, just lying in bed, gonna sleep in a min was just popping in to say hi

 No.232240

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>>232227
Hello.

>>232230
I think most of the hotness was from the fantasy of forcing him to watch, he looks away at first, and then starts to like it… Damn church thoughts.

>>232234
You should show up at some random church right when mass has started, sit in the back and leave right before it's over. People will notice you, but you don't really have to deal with them. That might settle the anxiety a bit. Just a thought.

 No.232241


 No.232242

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>>232233
it's very nice, tomorrow it will be a solar eclipse which will be pretty exciting, how's spain?

>>232234
how long have you been having Agoraphobia or whatever?

>>232238
is she nice to you? glad that she is better now at least :/

so you don't think you can control it? wiki tells me it mostly common you get Agoraphobia between ages 20 and 40

>>232240
Maybe her bother was actaully you?

 No.232243

>>232242
Oh yeah, meh as always

 No.232244

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>>232237
There's plenty of religions without sin.
Paganism for example.

>>232240
I've thought about that.
There's still the matter of getting the courage to go there and stay though.

>>232242
I've had problems with anxiety for most of my life.
It's been really bad since I was about 13. I'm now 20.

 No.232246

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>>232242
Ofc I do, I love her. She's done more for me than anyone else in the world. I'm alright at controlling it generally, but those times where it comes on are pretty bad, it's hard to explain, one moment you'l feel fine and then everything seems distorted, like it's just there to make you feel worse.

 No.232248

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>>232239
Not much

 No.232249

Fuck I Need to seep, so ti

 No.232250

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>>232247

 No.232252

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>>232244
but I dont want to be a gross hippy

 No.232253

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>>232251

 No.232254

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>>232252
Are you not that already?

 No.232256

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>>232254
Damn, I was about to say that

 No.232257

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 No.232258

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>>232242
The brother was probably a version of myself as a sibling and child to the two, to add to the hotness factor.

>>232244
It depends on what you wanna get out of it. The closeness of church communities can inspire quite a bit of anxiety, so that's why I thought just get in and get out. Maybe try and go once a month, and the first few or more times just stay til the sermon, get your spiritual fill, and then a full mass every month and see how you feel from there.

 No.232259

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>>232254
>>232256
>>232257
im very clean and sophisticated thank you very much

 No.232260

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>>232255

 No.232261

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>>232256
>>232257
we got him good

 No.232263

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>>232243
you think you will see it?
what's so meh about spain really?

>>232244
well that sucks, I have add but I take medicine for that now.

>>232246
that's tuff :(

>>232258
ahahaha oh wow

 No.232264

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 No.232265

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>>232234
The last and final moment is yours.
That agony is your triumph.

 No.232266

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>>232258
I keep thinking I'll go at Easter and see how it is then.
I said that at Christmas too though. ;_;

>>232259
;)

>>232263
Nice.
Anxiety meds kind of suck.

 No.232267

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>>232266
she can jump on my face anyday

 No.232268

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>>232267
Don't be lewd.

 No.232269

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>>232263
Yeah, oh well. Shit happens eh?

Anyway, gonna sleep it off. Goodnight /waifu/

 No.232270

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>>232269
Good night ♥

 No.232271

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>>232269
buhbai

 No.232272

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>>232268
wow I hadnt seen that, her body is so perfect

make me

>>232269
goodnight widge darling ♥

 No.232273

File: 1426808060494.jpg (33.29 KB, 500x335, 100:67, The Wind Rises.jpg)

>>232269
yes all the time

buhbai

 No.232274

File: 1426808167656.jpg (106.85 KB, 540x691, 540:691, 1419854613805.jpg)

>>232263
I know, and in church, too… I'm surprised I never went into the church bathroom and masturbated to the thought… Well, maybe I did once..

>>232266
You'll make it there one day, man. I think people are sympathetic to the type that show up and sit in the back to fill that spiritual need and such. Nobody's gonna judge that.

>>232269
See ya tomorrow, friend.

 No.232275

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>>232272
Tell me about it.
I wish everyday I had her body.
We're the same height too.

>>232274
I'm sure I will.
Deus vult. :3

 No.232276

File: 1426808393867.jpg (347.01 KB, 1380x2048, 345:512, 1426628569837.jpg)

>>232274
>masturbating at church

kinky

>>232275
tfw

 No.232278

File: 1426808604302.jpg (583.2 KB, 1339x2000, 1339:2000, 1426638713784.jpg)

>>232277
smurph footjobs?

 No.232279

File: 1426808613092.png (357.58 KB, 403x539, 403:539, 029ClawieSXSW.png)

>>232274
you just gave me an ide…

 No.232280

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>>232275
I believe in you!

>>232276
I was really impulsive as a young teenager, I once masturbated under a hoodie when I had a study hall class because a girl with nice breasts was next to me… I did at a slow pace for like 30 minutes, hoping nobody would see… Something switched in me, though, and I don't think I shudder at the thought of ever trying that again.

>>232279
Go on..

 No.232283

File: 1426808894133.jpg (703.22 KB, 1690x2534, 845:1267, 1425693991840.jpg)

>>232282
a likely story slut

>>232280
thats pretty hot to be honest

 No.232284

File: 1426808962596.png (61.86 KB, 248x200, 31:25, 58ClawieSXSW.png)

>>232280
you are a real hero and a perv.
how did she not notice??

Nahh nvm, church is not exciting enough but could work

 No.232285

File: 1426809062883-0.gif (1.45 MB, 768x326, 384:163, carey mulligan breathing.gif)

File: 1426809062883-1.webm (2.75 MB, 1024x435, 1024:435, drive.webm)

>>232276
Cara needs to fuck off with that lewd stomach of hers.

Man, I wish I was Ryan Gosling.

 No.232286

File: 1426809279463.jpg (800.69 KB, 968x1271, 968:1271, 968full-lily-mo-sheen.jpg)

>>232283
I used to go over to friend's house and sneak into their sister's room and steal their panties and jerk off with them… I was so close to getting caught once and I think it scared me straight of that impulsive behavior.

>>232284
I was rubbing myself very slowly and not doing obvious jerking motions. I think the hoodie was a good enough size to cover any hand motions at the time.

 No.232287

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>232285
I thought was pretty chill and nice but also weird that he killed him like that

>>232286
god damn….

 No.232288

>>232287
thought this video was*

 No.232290

>>232289
Rhinos arent real

 No.232292

Oh no, he's a weirdo too.

 No.232293

File: 1426809895012.jpg (230.73 KB, 941x1600, 941:1600, 1426663753656.jpg)

>>232287
You like that story? ;) Looking back.. it was a delightful phase, seeing as no one got hurt and it didn't follow me into adulthood.

 No.232294

>>232292
who is?

 No.232295

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File: 1426809942983-1.webm (1.13 MB, 1920x816, 40:17, drive hammer.webm)

File: 1426809942983-2.webm (2.36 MB, 1920x800, 12:5, drive_.webm)

>>232286
I don't want to freak you out or anything but that whole hoodie scenario is like the shit I've heard of that people talk about later like, "Remember how that guy in class would jerk off and he thought nobody knew he was doing it but everybody could totally tell?" "Haha, yeah, gross!"

>>232287
I love it, it has to be at that level of brutality because that's the first time he is truly laid bare to Irene.

Love the lingering shot on the scorpion in the original scene which is almost pulsating on account of his breathing.

 No.232296

File: 1426810060893.jpg (300.92 KB, 1538x1000, 769:500, 1425442991712.jpg)

>>232285
>

>>232295
I was the kid who got yelled at in assembly once for sneaking in a jar of Nutella to eat

 No.232297

File: 1426810258049.jpg (112.83 KB, 640x640, 1:1, lilymoinstagram.jpg)

>>232295
Oh well, I don't know anyone there anymore… I thought I was being sneaky, mostly just rubbing the head of my…uhhh.. don't wanna get too lewd.

 No.232298

File: 1426810370768.png (60.1 KB, 244x201, 244:201, 59ClawieSXSW.png)

>>232293
yes I like all your stories, they are weird and hot

>>232295
he is a borning actor but I feel like I should give the movie another try.

>>232297
that's what's spoilers are for

 No.232300

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 No.232301

File: 1426810558687.jpg (406.5 KB, 1844x2400, 461:600, 1424546605306.jpg)

>>232297
>tfw she notices
>tfw she reaches under to help

 No.232302

File: 1426810601820-0.jpg (1.23 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, Cara-Delevingne-Feet-15051….jpg)

File: 1426810601820-1.gif (1.4 MB, 324x172, 81:43, drive.gif)

>Oh no, Cara has been drugged and is being led away by this dark skinned assailant
>Quick, stomp his head in like the handsome movie hero!

 No.232303

File: 1426810609803.jpg (1.4 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1920x1080_TEASER_CP77.jpg)

I keep forgetting it's friday morning and not friday night so there really isen't any reason for me to stay up

 No.232304

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>>232301
I could imagine Lily-Rose doing that.

>>232299

Also, hi Steve… Is your ankle/foot okay?

>>232303
Goodnight then.

 No.232305

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>>232301
she would totally scream though

>>232304
yea goodnight

 No.232307

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>>232306
Glad it doesn't hurt. I meant to listen to more of those albums you recommended the other day, but had a bit of a headache yesterday, and when I'm like that I just like silence.

 No.232309

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>>232289
how did you actually hurt yourself?

>>232305
not in my head, everyone is a slut up there

 No.232310

>>232305
Mikasa ain't shit. Annie is best girl.

 No.232312

File: 1426812055099.jpg (372.67 KB, 1000x1273, 1000:1273, 1425323185606-2.jpg)

Hi friends.

 No.232314

File: 1426812098548.jpg (472.06 KB, 1333x1333, 1:1, 1426156494274.jpg)

>>232308
I'll probably listen to that Tim Hecker and Caretaker album a few more times before moving onto anything else. Those are really something.

>>232311

Ooh, I've had some pretty close calls running up the stairs a couple of times. Shit's dangerous.

>>232312
Hey, man.

 No.232315

File: 1426812100668.gif (424.94 KB, 500x236, 125:59, 1332005593490.gif)

>>232312
Hello.

 No.232316

File: 1426812187193.jpg (148.4 KB, 640x640, 1:1, gabbyepstein.jpg)

>>232309
>not in my head, everyone is a slut up there
I am not surprised.

 No.232318

File: 1426812381513.jpg (488.69 KB, 1280x849, 1280:849, 1395505697761.jpg)

>>232312
Hi ♥

 No.232319

File: 1426812850524.jpg (2.05 MB, 2316x3616, 579:904, 1422347854856-0.jpg)

>>232313
>>232314
>>232315
>>232318
How is everyone doing?

 No.232320

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>>232316
dam, I thought that was ava for a second you had me all excited

>>232312
good morning and happy birthday?

 No.232322

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>>232319
Very tired, I should go to sleep soon. Any plans for your birthday?

 No.232323

File: 1426813003561.jpg (86.86 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1393895422014.jpg)

>>232319
good, sleepy

 No.232324

File: 1426813122309.jpeg (14.33 KB, 300x400, 3:4, asrdoggy.jpeg)

>>232319
I'm doing well, just comfy enough. How are you? Today's your birthday?

 No.232326

File: 1426813218774.jpg (95.91 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1423291814995.jpg)

>>232320
Yis. It is my birthday. Thanks.

>>232321

Yeah not too bad.

>>232322
Your sleep schedule so crazy! Just gonna go out for dinner with the family later, then was gonna go out with a couple mates on satruday.

>>232323
I was going to try and mix sleepy and Deazy together. I realised Sleazy isn't a good mix.

>>232324
Yeah, today is mai birthday. I'm 21 now.

 No.232327

File: 1426813231989.jpg (1.99 MB, 1600x2400, 2:3, Kiernan Shipka 39.jpg)

>>232320
Yeah, she looks a lot like her.

>you had me all excited

Stop.

 No.232329

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
the best vid

 No.232330

File: 1426813379008.jpg (176.67 KB, 1266x950, 633:475, 1398642219411.jpg)

>>232326
21 is a good age, I turned 22 about six months ago.

 No.232331

File: 1426813463762-0.gif (2.93 MB, 350x388, 175:194, kiernan dance.gif)

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>>232326
Hey, happy birthday.

 No.232332

File: 1426813499350.jpg (3.82 MB, 2486x2904, 113:132, Ariana_Grande-1.jpg)

>>232326
sleazy sounds pretty accurate ;)

>>232327
w-what, I just like ava :(

 No.232333

File: 1426813567086.png (607.17 KB, 1280x536, 160:67, 1417230803643-2.png)

>>232326
Sounds pretty good then.

 No.232334

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>>232328
Yessums

>>232330
it's a much better age now that i'm 21.

>>232331
Cheers Outer.

>>232332
Deazy is a pure 14 year old girl. Leave her alone.

 No.232336

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 No.232337

File: 1426813889080.png (1.25 MB, 751x699, 751:699, 1405685618885.png)

>>232335
Lol. what the.

 No.232338

File: 1426813953920.jpg (823.3 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 1402298413528.jpg)

>>232332
A little too much.

 No.232339

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
You have any cake, K?

 No.232340

File: 1426814305003.jpg (126.58 KB, 1024x1365, 1024:1365, 1414908959991.jpg)

>>232339
Oh, I forgot about a cake. I probably will, what should I get?

 No.232341

File: 1426814415149.jpg (85.91 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1387087794398.jpg)

>>232340
I like cheesecake. My sister made me an Oreo cheesecake a few years ago for my birthday.

 No.232342

File: 1426814486658.jpg (110.46 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1423389548877-0.jpg)

>>232341
Wow. I don't normally like cheesecake much but that sounds nice. Your sister sounds nice. Mine would never do that lol.

 No.232344

File: 1426814835609.jpg (70.94 KB, 500x666, 250:333, 1426783941370.jpg)

>>232334
>girls
>pure

>>232338
are you saying you dont love her as much? wow…

 No.232346

File: 1426814953487.gif (1.13 MB, 245x245, 1:1, 1383576240825.gif)

>>232344
I'm saying you love her with your penis and not with your heart.

 No.232347

File: 1426814970888.jpg (127.74 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1414134996325.jpg)

>>232344
You're the only not pure girl

>>232345

Very lol.

 No.232348

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>>232342
She's nice now that she doesn't live with us, she was always hassling me about never doing enough housework. Now I just gotta deal with her showing me stupid youtube videos and FB memes a few times a year on holidays(fuckin normies).

Maybe you should find a piece of keylime pie to eat somewhere. A sweet, yet light treat.

 No.232350

File: 1426815555578.jpg (168.66 KB, 1338x2236, 669:1118, 1425802205911.jpg)

>>232346
maybe i love her with both, which is twice as much as you!

>>232347
yes I am. you cant trust them

 No.232351

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 No.232352

File: 1426815839253.jpg (959.95 KB, 1350x1719, 150:191, 1414909369898.jpg)

>>232348
>fuckin' normies
haha.

I've never had that before either.

>>232349

Cheers qt

>>232350
I thought you were a girl and you just said they're not pure!

 No.232353

File: 1426816003263.jpg (102.66 KB, 600x586, 300:293, YgVht1X.jpg)

>>232351
Im just teasing you of course you love her just the same :3

>>232352
stop trying to use reason, girls are irrational

 No.232354

File: 1426816047919.webm (1.05 MB, 376x668, 94:167, 1424858016381.webm)

I'm off to bed, good night much love ♥

 No.232357

File: 1426816168956.jpg (623.38 KB, 2560x3200, 4:5, 1409667012780.jpg)

>>232353
Damnit. I can't win.

>>232354
Night Deazy ♥♥

 No.232358

File: 1426816170242.jpg (1.9 MB, 4900x2557, 4900:2557, 1383484218030.jpg)

>>232353
You like teasing, don't you, slut.
I love her in a purely platonic way!

>>232354
Sweet dreams.

 No.232359

File: 1426816225653.jpg (103.14 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1426520383969.jpg)

>>232352
Well, if you ever find a piece in Australia, try some. Maybe you could get a cinnamon coffee cake for your birthday.

>>232354
Night.

 No.232360

File: 1426816709292.jpg (75.32 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1416779418016-0.jpg)

>>232359
These all sound like great ideas. I'd never have thought of them. I'll be sure to try one if i find it.

 No.232361

File: 1426816851432-0.jpg (55.75 KB, 700x525, 4:3, natalia simpos.jpg)

File: 1426816851432-1.jpg (116.56 KB, 1200x1570, 120:157, 318.jpg)

File: 1426816851432-2.jpg (67.46 KB, 400x468, 100:117, best 3d waifu.jpg)

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 No.232362

File: 1426817143055.jpg (96.97 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1426782813554.jpg)

why is she so Lexee bros?

 No.232364

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 No.232365

File: 1426817790835.webm (535.21 KB, 320x568, 40:71, 1418464444995.webm)

Good morning. ♥

 No.232366

File: 1426817885241.jpg (130.18 KB, 445x594, 445:594, 20140922055202-4360ff9b-me.jpg)

>>232364

Happy Birthday!

Or has it already past?

 No.232367

File: 1426817977586.jpg (86.33 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1411435704677.jpg)

>>232365
Mornin' dvt

>>232366
It has not. It's on the 20th and it's 1:20pm atm.

 No.232368

File: 1426817981706.jpg (21.17 KB, 406x414, 203:207, Crazy Greeting.jpg)

>>232366
You've 40 mins and 10 hours left, right on time.

 No.232369

File: 1426818084570.gif (2.38 MB, 323x492, 323:492, Boom.gif)

>>232367
Heya. Where's my cake?

 No.232370

File: 1426818156219-0.jpg (588.26 KB, 850x1196, 425:598, 0533478653.jpg)

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>>232358
I do enjoy it…

nothing about ava is platonic

>>232357
exactly

oh I should bake you something! what would you like?

>>232365
good day to you

 No.232371

>>232370
Heya, Prá. I hope so for both you and I. Thanks.

 No.232373

File: 1426818286114.jpg (934.19 KB, 936x1404, 2:3, 0533478497.jpg)

>2000 word essay on hedging your waifu risk due on monday
>I'm still posting on /waifuist/

 No.232374

File: 1426818287467.jpg (223.08 KB, 270x630, 3:7, Lauren Mayberry Chvrches P….jpg)

>>232371
… and here we go with the pictures not posting again.

>>232372

Heya, Lauren.

 No.232375

File: 1426818295986.jpg (161.31 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1410899361975.jpg)

>>232369
I don't follow?

>>232370
Oh that'd be nice :3

Hmm what about whatever you'd like to make that you think i'd like?

 No.232377

File: 1426818401543.jpg (69.17 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1426387458594.jpg)

>>232373

Only 2000 words?

How are liking the wonderful world of beta?

 No.232378

>>232375
It's your birthday. Where's my slice of bakeless Nutella cheesecake?

>>232376

No! Hi times infinity! I win!

 No.232379

File: 1426818410323.jpg (1.88 MB, 2728x2792, 341:349, wallpaper-588512.jpg)

>>232370
What does that mean?
I love her platonically…

 No.232381

File: 1426818517726.jpg (1.18 MB, 2146x3000, 1073:1500, Elle Fanning at The Young ….jpg)

>>232378
Really, every other post is not gonna have a picture now…? -_-

 No.232382

File: 1426818589497.jpg (69.99 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1410662347884.jpg)

>>232378
Oh lol. Yeah i'll fax them over.

 No.232383

File: 1426818658851.jpg (86.25 KB, 591x800, 591:800, AVA SAMBORA (2).jpg)

>>232377
it's pretty great actually, 20% of my marks for the subject and it's basically gathering some statistics and writing three 500-800 word short essays.

>>232379
it means teasing is a lot of fun for me in a totally platonic way

you must be really really pure then :3

>>232375
I was going to make a chocolate beetroot cake sometime actually

 No.232384

File: 1426818738371.jpg (1.49 MB, 3744x5616, 2:3, wallpaper-753672.jpg)

>>232383
Stop being weird.

 No.232385

File: 1426818760953.jpg (1.61 MB, 2238x3000, 373:500, Ariel Winter at Nolan Goul….jpg)

>>232382
You know what you can't fax over anymore cause it won't fit? Selena Gomez. I still love her though. I wouldn't tease her like this if I didn't.

 No.232386

File: 1426818767369.gif (176.22 KB, 225x300, 3:4, 0549670595.gif)

>>232384
sorry for being weird ( ._.)

 No.232387

File: 1426818861310.jpg (147.92 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1411198557651.jpg)

>>232383
That sounds tasty :3
I'll bake you something a little different

 No.232388

File: 1426819056927.jpg (235.37 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, Elle Fanning for Marie Cla….jpg)

I wonder if I should get up now. I went to bed at 2 and fell asleep at about 3. I woke up 2 hours later and kept waking up every hour until now. I didn't get to sleep properly. -_-

 No.232389

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 No.232390

File: 1426819597168.jpg (178.67 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1426218903597.jpg)

tfw Lexee is using Cara as a role model

 No.232391

File: 1426820376352-0.jpg (920.21 KB, 936x1404, 2:3, 0549670680.jpg)

File: 1426820376352-1.jpg (2.66 MB, 2480x3507, 2480:3507, 1426380366741.jpg)

>>232390
she's someone all girls can look up to

>>232386
pls respond

 No.232392

File: 1426821413104.jpg (34.79 KB, 483x557, 483:557, 1426466572935.jpg)

>see a cute argie model in a magazine
>google her name
>literally 1 pic
>on the entire internet

 No.232393

File: 1426821434076-0.gif (1.83 MB, 275x154, 25:14, cat ugh no.gif)

File: 1426821434076-1.jpg (1.31 MB, 1118x2000, 559:1000, best waifu.jpg)

File: 1426821434076-2.gif (4 MB, 620x650, 62:65, glorious waifu age_.gif)

File: 1426821434076-3.png (643.89 KB, 500x999, 500:999, chinese netizen waifu.png)

File: 1426821434076-4.jpg (51.87 KB, 500x570, 50:57, waifu possibilities.jpg)

>>232391
>Cara
>someone all girls can look up to
Well at least you said "can" and not "should"…

 No.232394


 No.232395

File: 1426821565348.jpg (49.79 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1413435242868.jpg)

>>232394
My image fuck.

 No.232396

File: 1426821799354.jpg (500.21 KB, 1200x1728, 25:36, 1399680998430.jpg)

>>232393

Well she's still alive isn't she? That has to count for something.

>>232394

You're here! I finally get to wish you a happy birthday. Or a happy what-is-left-of-your-birthday. You were always very nice to me.

>>232395

Lol what is that image supposed to convey?

 No.232397

File: 1426821875840.jpg (93.68 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1426782776277.jpg)

>>232396
Disappointment in some manner.

 No.232398

File: 1426821882551.jpg (126.63 KB, 680x902, 340:451, Cara Delevingne 08.jpg)

>>232393
they also should

 No.232399

File: 1426821959753.png (260.08 KB, 451x468, 451:468, 1406645439532.png)

>>232398
I thought you were pure. You don't look up to her d-do you?

 No.232400

File: 1426822136528.gif (2.6 MB, 500x300, 5:3, stefanie hamburger.gif)

>>232396
I wish Ellen Page wasn't still alive.

>>232398
Oh you.

 No.232401

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>he said he was going to leave his wife for me…

 No.232402

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 No.232403

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>>232401
smh

>>232402
you can't be pure then :o

 No.232404

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 No.232406

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What are the requirements to be pure? Am I pure?

 No.232407

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>>232403
I c-can't help it, she's too dam sexy

>>232406
>masturbating in church to incest

y-yeah, that's definitely pure

 No.232409

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>>232397

Eh, I wasn't expecting much. But there is literally 0 pics in her portfolio. Why have one at all then? Is the website trying to make me angry?

>>232400

Why?

>>232404

>no filter


What?!

>>232406

Basically you have to be like Elle.

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 No.232411

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I reach my arms around her from behind, a bit of spontaneous passion after a day of tactical operations. This elicits a hum of acknowledgement. I hold her tightly in an embrace for just a few moments before I begin to trace my tongue around the back of her left ear, moving my hands to stroke her flat tummy. A light sigh escapes her lips. I gradually lower a hand to her crotch. She plays at trying to resist, at trying to slap my hand away, but it's unenthusiastic and weak after a long day spent in bloody battlefield dirt. There's no resistance to be had here. Her natural fragrance fills my head like an aphrodisiac. It's uniquely hers, something that can only be concocted on a battlefield. The sweetness of her estrogen tinged sweat is touched by the tang of iron; generously provided by the shed blood of enemy combatants and accompanied by the smell of powder from her rifle. I stroke the edge of her groin, brushing against the wisps of a few stray pubes. She opens her mouth to let loose a moan; being familiar with Sun Tzu's "Art of War", I take this as a clear sign not to retreat. I hungrily suckle up and down her neck as my one free hand caresses the side of her face. I hook a finger between her cheek and teeth and gently slip another finger between a different pair of lips, causing her to tense up further into me before her head lulls back in a daze. Her hair brushes my face as her hosiery-clad ass grinds weakly into my crotch. She's so tired. We stay like this for a while as I continue to blissfully tease her before we mutually alter our position. Remembering the basics of CQC, I fling her gently to the waiting cot of her barracks. Moving into position next to her, we face each other and lock eyes as our fingers and legs become entangled. We're a pair of exhausted early risers. There will be time in the morning to finish this with even more enthusiasm. For now we enjoy a respite and take the much needed peace we can from a life of constant battle.

Little erotic espionage action copypasta.

 No.232414

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>>232410
like a million posts early there champ

 No.232416

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>>232406
You have to pass all the requirements I have on my checklist.

>>232407
Just because you want to be sexy. smh

>>232409
They're teasing you.

 No.232417

>>232414
I don't think so

 No.232418

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>>232417
I have no will of my own so I'll just follow the majority anyway

>>232416
i-is that so impure?

 No.232419

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>>232418
A-a little. i'd have to see more of your sexy to make a judgement

 No.232421

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>>232407
I-I was just being myself…

How is it that I don't have any sad ASR gifs? I've seen the posted quite a bit, but I never saved them.

 No.232423

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I don't think you guys noticed Subtle's
NEW THREAD:
>>232408
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