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"Waifu" - While we know and accept the true original meaning of waifu in the anime culture, we commonly use it in a non-serious form to describe all kinds of 'waifuing' of all levels. Don't be foolish to take it seriously.

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 No.237859[Last 50 Posts]

Waifu using their hands don't be lewd!

 No.237864

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Rowan for #1

 No.237865

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 No.237866

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>>237864
Congrats, you receive this award for that!

 No.237867

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 No.237868

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>>237866
Rowan doesn't need an award!

 No.237869

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I just had the first doner kebab of my life.

Pretty nice actually, hard to eat though

 No.237870

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>>237867
Wes Anderson is a perv I think :P But I like it

 No.237871

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>>237867
what a lewd little girl

 No.237872

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>>237868
Not even for being the cutest????

 No.237873

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>>237869
Never had it, but looks good based on Google search.

>>237870
That makes me like him more. Already loved him after Rushmore.

 No.237874

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>>237869
I cant remember the last time I had one

 No.237875

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>>237873
Rushmore was so much fun, Wes Anderson is one of my favourite directors

 No.237876

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>>237869
>>237874
never had one, I dont think

>>237873
Lol, he is a good director

 No.237877

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>>237873
>>237874
>>237876
Was pretty nice, I had trouble holding it in the pitta bread though, especially as I was trying to walk whilst also having a few beers in me

dem legs doe

 No.237878

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>>237875
That movie was amazing and I loved Bill Murray in it. Rushmore was one of his funniest and most powerful performances that I can remember.

Loved some of his deadpan stuff in it, too.

>>237877
Sounds good. I hear there's some good Turkish food around here, might get one of those and some of their delicious coffee.

 No.237879

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>>237876
more coming of age teen girl stories need to be made

 No.237880

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>>237879
Why? Gingersnaps already has that covered.

 No.237881

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>>237877
they are pretty nice!

i know that feel though.

>>237879
Cute Rowan. I agree.

>>237880
Lol, maybe, but we need more cute girls 2!

 No.237882

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>>237880
whats wrong with more of a good thing?

 No.237883

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>>237879
Maybe a documentary giving us an in-depth look at what happens at girls slumber parties. Or when kissing contests go awry.

 No.237884

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>>237883
w-what happens when kissing contests go awry?

>>237881
>

 No.237885

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>>237883
Yes, this interests me!

>>237884
Things can be said, but Orange will kill me….

 No.237886

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Using their hands, you say?

 No.237887

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>>237885
things huh? just spoiler it, he'll never know

>>237886
you're gonna get yourself banned one of these days

 No.237888

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>>237884
It just starts as a friendly competition, then they feel each others warmth, their pulses quicken, and they look into each others eyes… Then it's no longer just about fun anymore.

 No.237889

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>>237886
lol hey fym

 No.237890

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>>237886
fym, why u always post the good Kiki pics and webms while all the others post the bad ones? cos u of u I like her now

 No.237891

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Dark Souls Waifus~~

 No.237892

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>>237890
>bad ones
There are no bad kiki pictures

 No.237893

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>>237890
what >>237892 said.

It's hard to take a bad picture of someone who's literally perfect.

 No.237894

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I'm off to bed, good night much love ♥

 No.237895

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>>237886
I said no lewd! hey

>>237887
He is always watching though!

>>237890
So 10 y/o lewd Kiki good, pics of her older bad? hmmm, I'll keep that in mind

>>237894
NIGHT Bud

 No.237896

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>>237894
Night.

 No.237897

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 No.237898

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>>237894
nighty night night

>>237888
I dunno, that sounds fun

>>237895
is it that you'd want her to take pics like that?

 No.237899

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>>237898
I will give you my answer telepathically!

 No.237900

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>>237898
Is it fun when they're ripping each others clothes off, unable to control their little urges?

 No.237901

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>>237899
she's just a little girl!

>>237900
t-that sounds fun to me

 No.237902

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>>237895
>lewd
I have not seen a single lewd pic of her yet. But she looks really cute in the younger ones

 No.237903

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>>237901
Shit, I thought of the wrong thing! I….forget I thought that!!!!

>>237902
She was an adorable kid for sure. But the webm was lewd considering what she was doing or beginning to do before she got caught

 No.237904

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SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME TO TURN OFF BLOODBORNE I'M ACTUALLY TIRED OF PLAYING THIS GAME BUT I CAN'T PHYSICALLY WILL MYSELF TO STOP PLAYING IT.

 No.237905

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>>237904
Why not take a break to CHECK YOUR PS4 OWNING PRIVILEGE, SHITLORD

 No.237906

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>>237901
Both girls just in panties now, one getting made brave by all the bubbling hormones, kissing her friend's budding breasts, down her soft stomach before ripping off the pair of frilly panties with her mouth… D-does that sound fun?

Because that's what happens when kissing contests go awry, sir.

 No.237908

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>>237872
Well, ok. She'll take the award.

 No.237909

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>>237906
that movie needed more of what you are describing! lol

 No.237910

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>>237905
it's one of those games that's so fucking good you literally can't stop playing it.

i'm hungry
i'm tired
my eye's hurt
i did not intend to be playing this game for 6 hours straight
i'm mentally exhausted by how hard this game is
i'm barely past the beginning of the game
i'm having so much fun
i want to turn this game off and i literally can't

i am fully enjoying this big spiky dick that from software is shoving up my ass

 No.237911

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>>237903
why was gonna do that to her self over that tv show?? they wasn't even that good looking

 No.237912

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>>237911
clearly he was hot to her!

 No.237913

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>>237909
It should probably be more of a staple in every movie and television series.

 No.237914

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>>237910
I had to go back and check previous threads for my own peace of mind…

And I was right, you WERE the one who had to ASK us if he should get Bloodborne or not.

 No.237915

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>>237914
I didn't expect the game to be this good. It's actually like they've fully surpassed Dark Souls 1 and 2, right from the start of the game.

 No.237916

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>>237904
>mfw watching that trailer
holy shit that looks scary, I need this game to be on Playstation 3!!!

>>237912
what a dirty little girl, was she like this the whole season of Mad men?

 No.237917

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>>237913
Yes! Please and thank you! If they want ppl to see more movies in theaters, they should do this!

>>237916
Yeah, she was a pretty troubled kid through out. Bad parenting is partly to blame

 No.237918

>>237912
T-that Kiki hair and eyebrows. I can feel her love Jethro

 No.237919

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>>237918
morning k?

 No.237921

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>>237918
Not sure if you are being lewd or not, BUT both of those things are very nice!

 No.237922

>>237919
Y-yes. Forgot my name.

 No.237923

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>>237922
sleep well?

 No.237924

>>237921
QG pls. When have I ever been lewd about Kiki?!

 No.237925

>>237923
Not really, didn't sleep much sadly.

I saw you're still sick. Is it like a flu :o?

 No.237926

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>>237918
I know you can. She is your soulmate, of course.

>>237921
N-no, he'd never be lewd about Kiki, sir.

 No.237927

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>>237920
Hi Quiet Berry

>>237924
I wasn't sure if it was you!!

 No.237929

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 No.237930

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>>237925
aww :(

umm, I guess it might be, but it's not getting much better so I need some drugs

>>237926
I dont know, k is lewd about everything

 No.237931

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>>237929
Credit where it's due, she looks really cute there. Like more than she does

>>237928

Zup? how was your day?

 No.237933

>>237930
Shieeet that's nawt good. I hope you get better soon then.

I-I am not!!

 No.237934

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>>237931
G is so cute. I want her to be my girlfriend :)

 No.237935

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>>237930
He has his limits, trust me on that.

 No.237936

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>>237932
Sounds like me, missing a little spark in my life

>>237934
She's getting there! lol

>>237935
Even I can admit he does. K is much stronger about Kiki than the normal man. Even I dabbled in the thought or two of lewdness!

 No.237938

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>>237933
sure…

>>237935
heh, I believe you

 No.237939

>>237936
That's because you're not strong enough my son.

>>237938
I-I'm pure of heart. not like you

 No.237940

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>>237936
I may have had one or two lewd thoughts about Kiki, but for some reason I don't really see her in that way. She has some beautiful, classy and sophisticated aura around her and I can't make lewd thoughts out of that unless I try really hard.

 No.237941

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>>237937
I'm sure life is boring for all of us if the highlight of the day is coming to the chan to post waifu lol. Here's to having an eventful Summer!

>>237939
I know…I can't help what I dream!

>>237940
completely agree. it's easier with most other girls

 No.237942

>>237940
S-stop trying. Leave my waifu alone.

 No.237944

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just saw this on /tv/ with this filename

thoughts?

>>237943

why have you been down lately?

 No.237945

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>>237943
Lol, that would be the highlight of my day but I drink it so much at work. it's actually ridiculous how much money I've given those vending machines

 No.237947

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>>237941
It's definitely not easy to sexualize The Kiki

>>237942
I'll stop trying when you post more pictures of her looking classy and sophisticated. I haven't tried in well over a year, though. She's safe.

>>237945
I like Mexican Coke a lot. I like soda with cane sugar in general. Damned government corn subsidies making corn syrup cheaper.

 No.237948

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>>237946
I don't have a Vons but you are right, I should get the cheaper bottles and bring it. I actually did this with Vitamin Water

>>237947
Nope.

and I agree, though I get Diet sometimes to avoid the sugar, Mexican Coke is pretty nice. Have you had Coke Life? It's not bad

 No.237949

>>237947
I only ever post classy pictures!!

 No.237951

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>>237948
That's with Stevia, right? I had a friend who swore it tasted just like sugar, that fucker must have terribly underdeveloped taste buds.

>>237949
Are you having technical issues then? Because I'm not seeing any pictures attached to your posts right now, silly.

 No.237953

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>>237950
yeah but really I need to stop drinking the stuff

>>237951
sugar from sugar cane and stevia, yes. I mean just like artificial sweetners, I would never say it taste just like it. I had it and noticed a difference. Especially in Coke Life. But you just have it as the alternative I guess

 No.237955

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>>237951
I only have a couple of pictures saved on my phone.

 No.237956

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this woman was made for impregnating

 No.237957

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>>237953
I'll have to give it a try, I'm sure Stevia's better than some of those artificial sweeteners made in labs.

The only drink that I thought was better with corn syrup was Mountain Dew, and that's because the consistency of corn syrup sorta makes that drink what it is.

>>237955
You poor thing. I'll just post Kiernan for you.

 No.237958

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>>237957
T-thank you. Someone has to post Kiki in my stead

 No.237959

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hurrrrrrrr

 No.237961

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File: 1427336249018-1.gif (816.82 KB, 354x200, 177:100, happy sally.gif)

File: 1427336249018-2.jpg (669.19 KB, 2903x3195, 2903:3195, excited kiernan.jpg)

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File: 1427336249018-4.jpg (319.21 KB, 1047x1572, 349:524, kiernan wink.jpg)

hope this helps

 No.237962

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>>237958
Yep, someone has to do it while you're fucking around on your phone :P

I like this photoset and this outfit, but can't find it in any higher resolution.

>>237961
Every bit helps.

 No.237965

>>237962
I-I'm doing work thank you!

i don't think I hav that set >.>

 No.237967

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>>237964

>baseball


That is not very scottish of her.

 No.237968

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>>237965
It's a nice set, I like it because her clothes look so cozy. Guess it gets higher resolution as the set goes on.

http://www.justkiernan.com/photos/thumbnails.php?album=68

>working

 No.237969

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>>237954
Kinda hard when you are addicted lol

>>237956
and other things

>>237957

It is. Nothing beats the real thing. Am I the only one not that crazy about MountDew? though I liked the Orange one then had

 No.237972

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>>237965
what kinda work?

 No.237973

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>>237969
I'm not actually a fan of Mountain Dew itself, though I've liked all the different flavored ones that I've tried. The white Mountain Dew, the blue one, the light blue one are all good.

 No.237974

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>>237973
ditto, in Taco Bell, they have a lot of different flavors they dont sell in stores that are pretty good 2

 No.237975

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 No.237976

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>>237974
I like weird sodas sometimes, a couple years ago around Christmas I bought a six pack of gingerbread soda, first few sips weren't good, but the more I drank it the more I liked it. I was the only one in our family that liked it, though. Chocolate soda can be good.

A fresh market near us has craft sodas..which, to me, are way better than most you'll buy in stores.

 No.237977

>>237972
Lab oral presentation on some ducking protein.

 No.237978

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Hello all.

 No.237979

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>>237975
Hey Empy

>>237976
Hmm, I would try that. I haven't had any craft sodas. I had Chocolate soda. It was okay but I think it was just the brand that was ok and that I could do better. You had the thanksgiving soda I assume? lol

 No.237980

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>>237976
Tried kvass? I guess it's not really soda, but…

>>237978
Hello.

 No.237981

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>>237976

>Chocolate soda


Good job america. You make us all proud. Fucking retarded fatasses.

>>237978

Hey.

 No.237982

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>>237978
Hey BbB

 No.237983

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>>237978
Hello.

>>237979
Never actually had Thanksgiving soda, hah. I don't drink soda that often, but when I do I try to have something different. More of a coffee and water guy 90 percent of the time.

>>237980
I'll have to give that a try.

>>237981
Don't knock it til you try it, mate.

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 No.237985

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>>237978
hey

>>237977
sounds fun

 No.237986

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>>237984
Hey Slava :3

W-why is Taylor making that face at me?

 No.237987

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>>237983
If you can find it you should.

>>237979
Hey

 No.237988

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>>237986
She saw you being lewd.

 No.237989

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>>237981
>America: Home of McDonalds, Kanye West, KFC, Marshawn Lynch, Google and Prince.
>not literally the best country on the planet

 No.237990

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>>237981
It really is just chocolate milk with bubbles and it's date way back before most of the sodas we drink these days, thank you very much :P

>>237983
I love my soda, that is why I need to watch my damn sugar intake

 No.237991

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>>237987
I'll see if I can find some.

>>237988
Nonono.. I was just having some fun on the internet, she should be more understanding…

>>237990
Yeah, we don't want you losing a toe.

 No.237992

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tfw you knock over the water cooler and soak yourself trying to put the giant bottle back on

 No.237993

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>>237989

Aren't those some of the worst things about it?

>>237990

Oh that is okay.

 No.237994

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>>237989
>ywn have your third heart attack after eating twenty burgers to celebrate your purchase of your twentieth assault rifle because of freedom
Kill me now

 No.237995

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r8 my new gf and her cute friend

 No.237996

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>>237995

I've seen these girls before, somewhere. Who are they?

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 No.237998

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>>237994
>tfw gun control in Canada is extremely strict
>tfw you want to own a gun but you can't because you live in a socialist state spearheaded by a man infatuated with Israel and the British Empire
>tfw you can't even buy beer from convenience stores or the grocery store

Every single day I look in the mirror and wonder why I'm not an American.

>>237993
>implying

The only thing we Canadians have to be proud of is Justin Bieber, Ellen Page, rainboots, maple syrup, the Canucks, Crystal Castles, Scott Thompson, Ryan Reynolds and William Shatner. Otherwise we're literally just a useless mass of cold nothing.

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>>237996
they have a tv show that is totally legitimate

 No.238000

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>>237999
these two look like fun

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 No.238002

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 No.238003

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>>237998

>that passing mention of one of the cutest girls in the world


>>237999

O-oh.

 No.238004

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>>237991
yeah, I have 3 friends with diabetes so FUN!

>>237992
Lol

>>237993
It isn't bad. Now you want real American eats? Get a fried Oreo!

>>237998
Can we switch? You realize that you would have to move to middle America to enjoy a lot of those "Freedoms," those same areas that probably will use those lack of gun control to shoot your kind down?? lol

>>237995
>>237999
I'm okay with this. please continue!

 No.238005

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>>237997
If Taylor isn't lewd then why hasn't she gotten married and had children yet? She's not gonna wait til she's in her 30's to do that, is she?

>>237998
It's pretty cool being murrican sometimes, in my area you'd probably be looked at strange if you didn't own at least a couple weapons.

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>>237998

Yeah our gun laws are pretty good here. I enjoy shooting.

 No.238007

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>>238003

>Ellen 'sad dildo time' Page

 No.238008

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>>237995
Trappish looking

>>237998
Holy shit, those feels, I know them well, even the no beer at grocery stores one ;_;

 No.238009

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>>238005
Because she hasn't met the right guy yet.
And she has a girlfriend.

 No.238010

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>>238006
Those look goooooooood, and Hola

>>238007
Lmao

>>238008
Wait, then why does K tease me when I tell him my stores dont have a lot of liquor? i-is he lying to me???

 No.238011

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>>238009

Are they still together though?

Taylor's PR team probably makes them spend time apart, when they're not coming up with stories about Taylor's double secret boyfriend.

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>>238004
>>238005
>>238006
>>238008
I just wish I was born in New York or Cali or something. Hell, even somewhere boring like Wisconsin or Ohio would be nice. Toronto is such a strange and hyper-liberal place.

 No.238014

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>>238004

>Get a fried Oreo!


I really find it hard to believe that people actually eat stuff like that and enjoy it. I would puke instantly.

>>238011

Look at those majestic faggots.

>>238013

I've never been there but I think New York and Cali are pretty fucking liberal too…

 No.238015

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>>238009
You know saying things like that inspire some lewd visuals. You wouldn't like that, would you?

>>238013
Well, if you wanna buy guns then New York or California probably isn't the best place to start.

 No.238016

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>>238010

They do and hi there.

 No.238017

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>>237999
Was she helping her scratch an itch?

 No.238018

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>>238008
your trappish looking

 No.238019

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>>238010
I don't know, we have set liquor stores that have pretty good stock, but that's the only place they sell it and they close at 8pm or something. You can't just buy it at a corner store. It's Salt Lake City levels of moralfaggotry.

>>238013
>Not Texas
Oy vey!

 No.238020

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>>238011
Karlie moved into Taylor's house in Beverly Hills and she spends a huge amount of time at her apartment in New York. So, you can't really keep them apart.

>>238015
What's lewd about two pure girls being in love?
Pls no.

 No.238021

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>>238013
being leftish myself, I would say that doesnt sound bad but then you say Hyper-liberal and I have to wonder what that means exactly. How bad could it be?

>>238014
My friend, there is a reason Texas is kind of a joke state of the US. creating things like that is one of the reasons lol

 No.238022

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>>238018
R-really? You're so nice to me :3

 No.238023

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>>238013

Haha, I was born and raised in Ohio. I sure most people outside the US probably think of it as a backwoods bumblefuck.

 No.238024

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>>238015
>Well, if you wanna buy guns then New York or California probably isn't the best place to start.

This. I would say for good reason considering we have the highest gun related deaths in the world but you know, USA! and stuff.

>>238019
shit, I dont that feel. Most of my stores dont actually close. especially Grocery stores

 No.238025

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>>238015
>>238014
where do I move in America for maximal freedom while minimizing the racism I'll receive for being a darkie?

>>238021
We have places in Toronto that are so gay you actually can't walk around there as a man without some guy grabbing your ass or make a pass at your or something, people say "It's called Queen Street for a reason". We elected a lesbian as the premier of our province (think governor of a state). Pretty much everyone is very pro-abortion, anti-guns, pro-"let's raise the age of consent even higher", pro-"let's bring in even more uneducated immigrants who don't know what the fuck they're doing in", bars have to close at 2am, people are incredibly scared of sounding racist or homophobic (even jokingly). Everything in Canada feels very controlled, especially in Ontario. There's a LOT of hipsters in Toronto, but they're pretty much everywhere these days so big whoop.

Basically we're almost like Sweden now.

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>>238024

>Most of my stores dont actually close


Fucking new york mang.

 No.238027

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>>238025

Probably Texas.

You can get a 3 bedroom house on an acre of land for like $175,000 depending on the area.

 No.238028

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>>238020
Thinking about the two together creates lewdness in your panties, I think.

>>238025
Probably a city in the south, a lotta darkies there so you won't be out of place at all.

 No.238029

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>>238025
Canada sounds like hell.
Do you have to move to a shitty polar bear village with only 50 people in it to get away from that shit?

 No.238030

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>>238022
and now you know why :3

>>238017
that is exactly what they were doing, and they teleconferenced with a doctor for help with her itchy crotch syndrome

 No.238031

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>>238028
Stop it!

 No.238032

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>>238025
New Hampshire maybe. It sounded okay on the freedometer

 No.238033

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>>238032

"Live Free or Die" is the state motto.

 No.238034

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>>238032

tfw you get 'randomly' screened at the airport for wearing a jacket with New Hampshire's motto on a patch

 No.238035

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>>238025
Hmm, actually that does sound bad. I can only remember one time walking down the street and getting cat-called by a gay guy. Last time I ever walk through the Village…..lol. Nah, I see. Come join the dark side!

>>238023
Y-you don't live on a farm???

>>238026
It's the best! That is why some of you guys don't believe me when I tell ya'll I'll be back cuz I'm running to the store late at night until I showed a Google street view of my block and saw I had 5 of them on my block alone

 No.238036

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>>238031
Shhhhh, just go with the lewdness, let it's warm waves caress you softly. It's okay, I'm here…just close your eyes.

You can be Taylor, I'll be the other girl

 No.238037

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>>238029
You're choices are as follows

1. Live in Toronto, get surrounded by south asians, middle easterners and africans
2. Live in Vancouver, start learning Korean or Chinese, you're going to need one of them
3. Live in Calgary. Become an engineer. Or a hooker who caters to engineers.
4. Move up to BumfuckFreezerville and live with a bunch of confused but mild mannered white people who like hunting caribou and fishing and stuff.

Basically 4 is the only real kind of life a man can live in Canada. If you're not in the middle of bumfuck nowhere innawoods living off of rainwater and making moose curry on a weekly basis, your life probably sucks. At the very least you should own a cottage so that you can escape from the hell that is Toronto.

>>238028
I was thinking New York just because of all the Guyanese sisters, but I guess this could work too.

>>238027
>>238032
>>238035
one of these days I'll give up a decent career as a civil engineer to own a gas station in Texas or something. No one but me will be aware of or care about how dilapidated all the buildings and roads are.

 No.238038

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Hello

 No.238039

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>>238024
You live in, or very close to the city though?

>>238033
Holy shit, it is. There's a bald eagle crying outside my window because of the freedom. It's beautiful. pls annex

>>238034
And you aren't arab looking/sounding at all?

 No.238040

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>tfw your gfs penis is bigger than yours

;_;

 No.238041

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>>238039

Not at all.

I make it a point to be freshly shaved whenever I go fly.

 No.238042

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>>238036
;>_>
B-But it feels so wrong.

>>238037
4 doesn't sound so bad.
I like the small town vibe. And fishing sounds fun. :3

 No.238043

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>>238038
Hey bro, welcome back

>>238037
Hmmm, indian owning a gas station. I never saw THAT in NY :P

>>238039
I live like 20-30 minutes from Manhattan. Though Brooklyn is becoming Manhattan slowly

>>238040
>I wonder what time of day you aren't lewd? hmmm

 No.238044

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>>238043
you were the one who told me to continue!

 No.238045

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Hi guys!
How is everyone tonight?

>>238040
https://chaturbate.com/warmfreshpaint/
She's not doing anything lewd right now tho :(

 No.238046

File: 1427342109272.jpg (1.17 MB, 1507x1000, 1507:1000, 1426869329248.jpg)

Do you think Kiki is happy now that Jon is back from rehab?

Is her body ready?

 No.238047

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>>238042
We can have it be slow, gentle and romantic, if you prefer.

 No.238048

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>>238044
I never really tell you to stop now do I? lol.

>>238045
Hi, who are you and why does your name sound familiar?

 No.238049

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>>238020

This pic is amazing.

>>238040

…ohh.

>>238047

With the lights off. TB is probably right about taylor's preferences, lol.

 No.238050

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>>238046
Ready for what?

>>238047
Th-That sounds nice.

 No.238051

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>>238045
nm she just did something lewd :o

>>238048
I-I'm blissy.
It probably sounds familiar because I've posted here a few times.
Sry for not being more memorable ._.

 No.238052

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>>238039

I've actually never been there. I hear it's nice though.

 No.238053

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I'm back with images… images of Zero…

No one here cares though, cause you're too busy with 3D girls! And apparently some MC Ride as well.

 No.238054

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>tfw you sleepover your bff's house and she keeps farting because of her vegan diet

 No.238055

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>>238043
trust me bro: half of those guys are engineers/doctors in their own country too

 No.238056

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>>238051
I thought so. Actually I kept saying that I saw you on another chan. Do you post as blissy other places?

>>238053
Shall I hunt down more 2D bros for you? We tried to be more balanced with 2D bros but they tend to be very 2D or bust and wasn't fans of our kind at all.

>>238054
Lmao

 No.238057

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>>238054

Do you think they are silent farts?

 No.238058

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>>238053
yeah man I just can't get into 2D girls or vidya waifus lol. but I love me some death grips: handsomest band on the planet.

 No.238059

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>>238050
What if we recreate a lewder version of this scene?

You'd make such a good little wife :3

 No.238060

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>>238053
I hate 3DPD

 No.238061

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>>238045
I saw that :3

>>238048
you're such a terrible enabler

>>238046
What was jon in rehab for?

>>238054
>tfw staying at your nonvegans friends house and they spend all night on the loo constipated

 No.238062

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>>238058
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>>238059
That scene is so sweet and pedo-friendly. :3

What did you have in mind to make it lewder?

 No.238063

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>>238060
You're posting 3D… And I got the impression you hated 2D as well.

 No.238064

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>>238055
Lol oh, that is just the job they love huh? I guess it's not racist when it's true

>>238061
Lol. Thanks, I think. I mean would you like me to set rules here??? I am feeling the need to be a dictator!

 No.238065

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>>238045
now they're talking about dark souls..

>>238063
the only problem with 2d is that you will never meet them

 No.238066

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>>238062
Some really hot, passionate tummy kissing

 No.238067

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>>238056
Oh :3
Yeah I used to post on /tv/ as blissy a lot, but that was in like 2012, 2013

>>238054
I'm vegan and I don't fart

>>238061
She reminds me of Xan with her messy hair and dark eyeshadow. Plus buttslut piercing

>>238065
What a patrician :3

>>238053
Does quiet count as 2D or 3D? Cause I like her a lot

 No.238068

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>>238062
they're like the best at making a single phrase sound good. same principle worked on "Up My Sleeves"

people make fun of stefan for writing songs like that, but he can write some pretty goddamn esoteric lyrics. almost like if James Joyce became a rapper.

one of my fave tracks from them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdEK8ghRBIo

>>238064
what's the point of being a doctor or an engineer if you're living in a shithole? that's why everybody wants in on the American dream.

 No.238069

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>>238061

I thought you said norwegian friend at first.

>>238064

That pic yessss.

>>238065

To be fair my chances of meeting my waifus are pretty close to zero. But yeah it feels good to know that they actually exist.

 No.238070

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>>238066
I don't think that's very lewd.
Just more sweetness. :3

>>238068
I don't really like them.
I was j-just making fun…

 No.238071

>tfw can't taste my tea because numb mouth from anti-inflammatory gargle

>>238068
is that you?

>>238064
depends what those rules are, no girlz is a good one

>>238067
Zan*

>>238069
you don't have a plan to kidnap her?

 No.238072

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~Hello qt people~

 No.238074

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>>238067
Oh, my brain is just being retarded then I guess

>>238068
Hmmm, you have a point there.

>>238069
>
>I thought you said norwegian friend at first.

I also thought this

 No.238075

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>>238071
no, that's the greatest rapper on earth right now

 No.238076

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>>238071

…no?

>>238072

Look who's back! Where have you been?

>>238074

I wish to pinch Cara's cheeks.

 No.238077

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>>238065
Not only will most people never meet their 3D waifus but people with 2D waifus also won't get cucked or be able to be radically disappointed by them. And in both cases you can have better experiences just lucid dreaming.

>>238069
Feels good to know they'll never love you, will get older and change and maybe get ugly or fat or become a shitty person, oh and all the while they're fucking someone else.

I can abide them, but a 3D waifu is a curse you cast on yourself.

>>238067
Thanks for acknowledging that Quiet is my actual waifu; Stefanie is sort of incidental. She's a cutie, but not my waifu-waifu.

I dunno, for clarity's sake I'd call Quiet 2.5d since she's not a 2d animu girl but is also not a real person, she's fictional and simply rendered 3D, and some representations of her might exist in 2D. I'd apply this to any other similar videogame character (Zero is the same, there's just lots of 2D artwork of her).

 No.238078

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>>238070
Sweet is fun, too :3

What would you to do make it more lewd?

 No.238079

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>>238072
Heyyyy LilyB, it's been a while. Sup?

>>238071
You know I can't do that, silly. Be happy this place is more welcoming to YOUR kind than it might have been in the past :P

 No.238080

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 No.238081

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>>238063
M-my waifu is the exception, also I only have Chloë on my phone.

>>238072
Hey there

 No.238082

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>>238078
>mfw your webm

I dunno, I'm not a lewd expert like you…

 No.238083

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>>238061

Jon was in rehab for cunnyade addiction.

Seriously though alcoholism

 No.238084

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>>238082
I know that feel

>>238083
Isn't that Ironic!

 No.238085

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>>238046
Possibly, although I doubt she will see much of him anymore. They finished filming Mad Men in 2013. Probably the last time they might have crossed paths was on the set of Kimmy Schmidt.

I'm sure she views him as a father figure of sorts. How couldn't you if you were an actress with that guy playing your father for 8 years?

I guess all those crazy tumblr women staring at his cock must have pushed poor Jon over the edge…

 No.238086

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>>238071
:^)

>>238074
Well I use blissy for everything, so you might have seen me around irc or some other chan or something. I hope there's no some lame-o using my copyright do not steal name

>>238077
2.5d works I guess. I was working on a painting of her, I'll post it here if I ever finish it and it isn't horrible looking

 No.238087

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>>238083

Is it possible to have too much cunnyade?

 No.238088

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>>238076
Nowhere really. There is a brazilian imageboard that I always use but I wasn't posting that much even there.

Just doing stuff in real life. I'm kind bored of staying here on the internet. There is nothing much to do anymore so I just spend as much time out of the house as possible. Sometimes doing absolutely nothing.

What about you? Been sometime since we talked and we didn't even talk that much to begin with because of my "nomadic" behavior.

>>238079
Read the message above.

>>238080
>>238081

 No.238089

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>>238086
Nono, I thought maybe I saw you on cunny or /cel/

 No.238090

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>>238085

If the rumors are to be believed he really tears it up when his wife is out of town. This stint in rehab may have just been something to excuse his repeated infidelities, as it often is on the best coast.

Don't want to admit to something worse, blame it on substance abuse.

 No.238091

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>>238087

For a man, yes.

Damned society.

If a woman uses cunnyade to stay eternally young, no one says anything.

 No.238092

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>>238088
Sounds good to me. Nothing wrong with escaping the clutches of the internet.

 No.238093

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>>238089
Oh probably not then, I dunno what cunny is and I probably only posted on /cel/ once or twice years and years ago

 No.238094

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>>238077

I will get older too, and I already am ugly and a shitty person. I don't feel entitled to a flawless partner and I wouldn't want one anyway.

>>238088

I can relate.

>What about you?


I'm just trying to make it through. Don't feel like telling long stories right now.

 No.238095

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>>238090
I don't even really blame the guy. I mean he basically has a small religion of women who worship him. He can pick and choose.

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>>238082
Don't worry, Slava…I can give you few lewdity lessons on Steam whenever you like.

 No.238097

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>>238093
Hmm, maybe. Either way, nice 2 see ya here

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>>238096
My queen and her legs! So wonderful

 No.238099

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>>238090
He's so handsome and so glibly charismatic in all his roles, even if he was completely faithful, there would be rumors anyway.

>>238097
It's nice to be here :3

 No.238100

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>Lexee, what do you mean 'let's get started'?

 No.238101

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way to randomly refresh and lose my halfwritten post

>>238083
poor guy

>>238079
wow… my kind? my kind!

rude

>>238077
le cuck meme

>>238076
casual

 No.238102

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>>238092
Yeah…

>>238094
Oh, okay. I don't know if anyone remembers but I talked about a girl here and how I was in love with her but it wouldn't work or whatever. So, I found out yesterday she got a boyfriend. Didn't bother me as much as I would think but it did.

Today I was doing some exercise and in the middle of it I was feeling a ton of pain and thinking about quitting but then the name of her boyfriend just appeared in my mind and it was like "he wouldn't give up". I don't even know him so it was kind weird but I guess it's nice if it motivates me.

>le wall of text about something no one asked

 No.238103

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>>238099
>mfw she never did a nude scene

 No.238104

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>>238098
They are really nice.

And I remember Bliss from /tv/.

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>>238104
you posted on /tv/?

 No.238107

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>>238101
happens to me all the time when I use my phone

and Sorry! It's not my thing and there might have been a time before when you wouldn't have anyone else here that liked it. Just saying!

>>238102
Actually I was gonna ask about the girl you liked but I didnt want to be all in your business. That sucks but like you said, at least you are using it to empower you. Better than letting it bring you down and wasting away

>>238104
Gotta be it. I forget that I posted there sometimes, here and there.

 No.238108

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>>238105
I used this trip on there for like a year in like 2011-2012.

Revived it when I came here.

 No.238109

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>>238104
This .webm will always have a special place in my heart.

 No.238110

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>tfw your dog comes into your room, farts, then leaves

>>238107
I am just doing the, how you say, ball breaking

>>238108
https://archive.moe/tv/thread/25384705/#25387292

a quality poster you were too

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 No.238112

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>>238081
I see.

>>238086
That sounds nice.

>>238094
Waifus can have flaws but they don't have to have flaws that don't jive with you.

Wabi sabi.

 No.238113

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>>238107
I already knew nothing would come out of it.

Anyway, my visit ends here. Good night for all of you who are here and a good day, evening or night for those who aren't.

 No.238114

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>>238111
>you will never casually flirt with Jordyn Jones not having a clue that she has millions of viewers on YT.

 No.238115

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>>238103
There's still time!

>>238104
Cool :3
I thought I recognized you, but I might have been thinking of someone else.

>>238110
Don't take it as an insult, he probably came in to say hello and left because of the smell

 No.238116

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>>238110
I am 2 serious for such things!!! lol

>>238113
See ya next time amigo.

Is it me or does her butt have peach fuzz??

>>238115
When??? I'm getting old :P

 No.238117

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>>238110
D-don't go through too many of my posts… I might have done a bit of shitposting, trolling and even more lewdposting. I don't actually remember, though.

>>238115
I just remember your name, not that much more than that, though. Sorry :P

 No.238118

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>>238110
>>238117
I thought you were cool, but then it turned out you liked Emma Watson.

 No.238119

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>>238118
I still like 14-15 year old Emma, not much out of that range, though.

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>>238118
you don't? she's the greatest feminist of our generation

>>238117
yeah I just wondered if I might recognise your posting, but I guess it was a bit before my time

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>>238116
Just hope you get old before she does.

>>238117
That's okay, maybe you'll get to know me better now :3

 No.238122

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>>238117
and I invited you to my board???! I have failed……:P

 No.238123

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Hola

 No.238124

File: 1427346178345.webm (2.01 MB, 672x496, 42:31, taylor_beach.webm)

>>238123

Hey Lew

 No.238125

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>>238112

Are you trying to convert me?

>>238123

Hi lewis. Do you still feel the same way about your life?

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>>238121
Hehehe, maybe

>>238123
Heyyy J

 No.238128

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>>238124
>>238126
How's it going?
>>238125
Yes..

 No.238129

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>>238124
What's the point of that photoshoot if she's wearing a bra?

>>238123
g'day

 No.238130

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>>238120
You missed the second best era of /tv/, you poor thing.

>>238121
I'd like that :3

>>238122
Don't worry 2015 Jethro is new and improved. 95 percent less shitposting but 100 percent more lewdposting.

 No.238131

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>>238128
Bleh, have a cold and 2 broke to do anything about it!

 No.238132

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>>238129
g'day to you too sir..

 No.238133

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>>238128
Not much going on tonight. No stream yet.

>>238129
The point is for something for me to pretend that's an old home movie of my girl back home, while I'm daydreaming fighting in Vietnam.

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>>238120
Hahaha, you're so clever, aren't you?

>mfw clever

>mfw Emma Watson's appearance, acting ability and ideology

>>238125
No, I don't care if you or anyone else is cursed by a 3D waifu, I just hope I'm truly and naturally blessed with a forever waifu that isn't 3D.

 No.238135

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>>238131
That sucks bro :/
Hope you feel better soon..
>>238133
Bummer, what do you guys wanna watch?

 No.238136

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>>238130
>but 100 percent more lewdposting.

 No.238137

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>>238130
Lol surrrrrrrre

>>238135
Thanks, I will with time

 No.238139

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>>238134

>cursed by


Dude…

 No.238140

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>>238130
I had a ton of fun posting on /tv/ for a few months before waifupocalypse

>>238134
I try :)

>>238136
I'm excited too

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>>238139
A 3D waifu is more dangerous than a loaded pistol.

 No.238142

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Good afternoon.

 No.238143

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>>238140
That's not an excited face…

>>238142
Hey.

 No.238144

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>>238142
Hey bro!

 No.238145

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HERGGGGGGGGGGGH

 No.238146

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 No.238147

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>>238145
Good morning.

>waifus that smoke

Ew.

 No.238148

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 No.238149

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 No.238150

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>>238146
Heyo

>>238147
Ohai. How is ya?

>>238148
Queue Gee pls Sup m8

>>238149
Hello Lulu :)

 No.238151

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>>238148
Hello.

 No.238152

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>>238150
Pretty good.
How are you?

 No.238153

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>>238136
Only for you, baby <3

>>238140
The mods that took that place from me should be put into camps.

>>238137
What? Is 200 percent more lewdposting closer to accurate?

 No.238154

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>>238150
Sup with yu?

 No.238155

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>>238150
I'm alright

>>238153
No. the level you are at is just fine!

 No.238156

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 No.238157

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>>238152
Decent, quite decent. How's what we talked about going? :o

>>238153
I feel like if you don't reach a lewdpost quota you might fall ill

>>238154
Ahh nm, playing Bloodborne and shhhhtuff. You?

>>238155
Sickness better?

 No.238158

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>>238153
:3

>>238157
Ok.
Haven't really had any opportunities. Things have been good so far today.

 No.238159

File: 1427347851992.jpg (570.73 KB, 974x1300, 487:650, C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppD….jpg)

>tfw lewdites will never be genocided

 No.238160

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>>238156
Kill
Kiss
Fuck
Marry
>>238157
Watching some Vanossgaymen..

 No.238162

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 No.238163

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>>238156
Kill, Kiss, Fuck, Marry!!

>>238157
nope

>>238160
I need to watch them in a sec

 No.238164

File: 1427348013406.png (1.78 MB, 1064x798, 4:3, 1395580707343.png)

>>238156
Time to mix it up

I would fuck them all in a drunken, passionate frenzy, and then marry them to begin my harem of lovely ladies

>>238158
Aww yay, glad to hear it ^^

>>238159
But I don't want you to be genocided… How are you mister?

>>238160
Ahh, I never really liked that channel much :s Coolio though

>>238161

Stevieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

 No.238165

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>>238163
Nice choices, and yeah you should. He has been releasing some really funny shit.
>>238164
Blasphemy!

 No.238166

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>>238155
I feel like I could lewdpost like 5 percent more and I'd hit the sweet spot.

>>238157
That might be true, but I don't think I'm gonna find out anytime soon.

>>238158
:33

>>238159
I feel the same way but with normies.

 No.238167

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>>238165
I have been slacking. Use to watch all their stuff

 No.238168

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>>238164
I wouldn't be killed, I'm not lewd.

I'm hungover and in a shopping centre, so…

You?

 No.238169

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>>238163
Lame :( Rugged up with medicine flowing through you?

>>238165
Nooooo I just don't liek!

>>238166
Well if something's your lifeblood, I doubt you're gonna find out what it's like to go without it :p

How are you today Jeth? I don't believe I've asked you yet

>>238168
N-No lewds here

Hehe. Whatcha there for? Did you get a callback?!

I'm alright, danke for asking

 No.238170

>>238166
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 No.238171

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>>238166
Lily, plz

and if it was just you maybe, but the other lewders fills that void :P

 No.238172

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>>238168
>out and posting with pics
How's the 520?

 No.238173

>>238169
It's ok, to each their own..

 No.238174

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>>238169
not at all actually

 No.238175

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>>238169
If I can't remember it it didn't happen

No, I drunkenly agreed to meet with people

Play more of that game that I will never play?

>>238172
It's pretty good so far, now I can see her all the time

 No.238177

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>>238173
Pls dun h8 me lulu ;_;

>>238174
Whatchu doing bro? Get somethin' to help the ailment!

>>238175
:3 Quite the lewdster

Oh I see, heh. At least get something greasy but tasty to eat?

Currently am now. I'll bring my PS4 down with me when I come visit and you can have a go

 No.238178

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>>238176
Where's you trip sir?

 No.238179

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>>238169
I'm doing just fine. How are you today, buddy?

>>238171
I blame the other posters, they encourage me :p

 No.238180

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 No.238181

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>>238177
no money til tomorrow. I'll wait

>>238179
Lol sure sure, you are only as lewd as the other posters. I get it!

 No.238182

This lack of webm preview is turning posting into webm roulette again.

 No.238183

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>>238177
Not yet, I was trapped in the cinema watching garbage. At least no one had to pay for that shit.

That will never happen silly

 No.238184

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>>238179
Excellente. I'm pretty swell also :)

>Other posters

Bwehehe

>>238181
Oh daym D: Sorry to hear that champ

>>238183
What bad movie did you go see?

:3 Sure it will!

 No.238185

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>>238180
I love that webm :3

 No.238186

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>>238184
I thank you. I'll be alright

 No.238187

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>>238185

#bestassinbanji

 No.238188

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>>238186
Dat belly button

<3 Much love!

>>238187
Cuz there's almost none?

 No.238189

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>>238187
Dont think anyone would disagree there

 No.238190

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>>238184
Robot police explosions humans bad

not if I'm not there or dead

I have time before my bus, what food should I buy? I'm fucking dying of hunger

 No.238191

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 No.238192

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>>238190
In the running for best picture 2015 of course

I wanna at least see you once, i-if you're really gonna do it sometime.

What's at the food court? Macdonalds, KFC? Maybe oporto, you have that there? I love that shit

>>238191
But if the tights are tight enough they make an butt look nice

 No.238193

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>>238192
Stop Lexee hating! no tights can make an ass look good unless it has padding :P

 No.238194

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:3

 No.238195

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>>238191
It's still funny how I thought that was Camren at first glance before.

 No.238196

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>>238192
Do what?

All of those, never eaten oporto

 No.238197

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 No.238198

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>>238191
Is that Chloe on the very left?

>>238194
Heya, K.!

 No.238199

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>>238193
You must not realise the powers of tights, then! They're magical.

No h8 promise

>>238194
Oh so it's key key time

 No.238200

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>>238196
I don't wanna say the words.

Go get it, you'll enjoy it I'm sure.

 No.238201

>>238198

it is

she tripped and accidentally farted during that dance

 No.238202

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>>238199
It's always kii kii time.

 No.238204

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>>238199
Oh I know, I know it doesnt do much to help Chloe :P

 No.238205

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>>238201
That's nice to know. Haha.

>>238204
Don't you just wanna powder that before putting them back in the diapers?

 No.238206

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>>238181
Of course, I'm originally a puritan who got taken over by lewd forces, everything I'm doing lewd daily is going against my nature, but I can't stop.

>>238184
Glad you're doing well. I've done nothing but download some Lily-Rose vines today and I feel good about that.

 No.238207

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>>238196
I don't wanna say the words.

Go get it, you'll enjoy it I'm sure.

>>238202
Eggcellent

>>238204
You Chloe hater :P Her butt is deceptive sometimes. It's there, then it's not, quite magical

 No.238208

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>>238206
Post them now i'm here pls lovely.

 No.238209

>>238207

You mean it looks like a normal human butt, then it looks monstrous in other instances?

 No.238210

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>>238205
I'm undecided which direction I should write reply to that in so I just wont say anything else

>>238206
Lol, it's fine. The webms help!

>>238207
Must be a white girl thing

 No.238211

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>>238206
Quite a successful day, then! Feel free to post 'em…

>>238209
Eyyyy

I figured you'd enjoy it, not being any sort of large size at all

>>238210
Lol. Didn't deny the hater bit ;)

 No.238212

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>>238208
I'll post some of the highlights because I already posted most of them this afternoon.

>>238210
I'm glad you accept my lewdness, it means everything to me :P

 No.238214

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>>238211
Lol, nah, no hate. There is only one girl I hate on, but it's no fun when Dan isn't here!

>>238212
It's the least I could do!

 No.238215

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>>238213
Hello silent person..

 No.238217

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>>238213

 No.238218

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>>238216
Talk with me señor..

 No.238220

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>>238214
Haha, not a fan of the ol' Kstew?

>>238219

;_; Stevie…

 No.238222

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>>238220
Malese

 No.238223

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>>238200
It was okay. Not sure what I expected.

 No.238224

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>>238219
Please say something!

 No.238226

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>>238221
I <3 you

>>238222
Ohhhh Who dat?

>>238223
:3 Better than bad!

 No.238227

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>>238222
*malice

 No.238228

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>>238211
I feel like it was a very successful day, like very, very successful. Did you do anything as worthwhile as me?

>>238214
Wow, you're so open-minded for a black.

 No.238229

File: 1427351721289.jpg (1.11 MB, 2018x3000, 1009:1500, Karlie Kloss 24.jpg)

>>238142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OXoSLANXIY

tfw karlie does an interracial music video

 No.238231

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>>238225
Siiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

 No.238232

File: 1427351789699.jpg (1.26 MB, 2136x3201, 712:1067, 1384099805034.jpg)

>>238206
>I'm originally a puritan who got taken over by lewd forces, everything I'm doing lewd daily is going against my nature, but I can't stop.
>tfw

 No.238233

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>>238220
>kstew

 No.238234

File: 1427351845021.jpg (1.46 MB, 2000x1185, 400:237, 1425734573066.jpg)

>>238229

Cara's music video cameo was bettah

 No.238235

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 No.238236

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>>238226
> Maisell

>>238228
Thank you???

 No.238237

File: 1427351930958.jpg (1.44 MB, 2133x3200, 2133:3200, C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppD….jpg)

>>238226
I mean, I guess.

 No.238238

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>>238234
What was that?

 No.238239

File: 1427352002055.jpg (405.68 KB, 1672x2508, 2:3, 1382238078970.jpg)

>>238228
Playing Bloodborne a lot of the day, quite successful in that at least.

>>238229
But I want the interracial interview video

>>238230

Pls talk to me bb

>>238233
Eyy you got it

>>238236
Why you calling her weird names m8

She's cute, sometimes.

>>238237
Would you have rathered something else?

 No.238240

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>>238235
I don't get it…

 No.238241

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>>238239
interview?

 No.238243

File: 1427352087980.jpg (105.34 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1420396358213.jpg)

>>238239
Lol, just a silly inside joke. She is cute sometimes but I need it to be over 50% of the time in order to waifu

 No.238245

File: 1427352227110.jpg (15.65 KB, 500x329, 500:329, 1zqbxj9.jpg)

>>238240
We're BooBuu brothers.

 No.238246

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 No.238247

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>>238232
It's like an infection, I'm spreading it to you… and I know you like it.

>>238236
No problem, buddy.. You're one of the 'good ones'. :P

>>238239
I hear that game is fun, but no PS4 for me.

 No.238248

File: 1427352325348-0.png (483.17 KB, 749x778, 749:778, 47da2e221be0ab6dff5b893d77….png)

File: 1427352325348-1.jpg (510.8 KB, 1000x1200, 5:6, 8f3183dfbb0e0fe09b539f4f1a….jpg)

File: 1427352325348-2.png (981.55 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 98771737a79528aad65a06f591….png)

I'm getting like an alcohol/whiskey sort of aftertaste from this Earl Grey… Is this some kind of synesthesia for alcoholics?

 No.238249

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>>238242
I-I don't know what's that. But you better start talking soon, or else!

 No.238250

File: 1427352347092.jpg (478.62 KB, 1650x1000, 33:20, Karlie Kloss by Adrian Gau….jpg)

>>238245
I still don't get it.
And why did you change your name?

 No.238251

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>>238241
Shitpostin', if I'm honest

>>238243
Oh I see. I think it's +50%, personally. Not much more but still

>>238244

Please? Maybeh get on steam or somein? :(

>>238247
The lewd begins again

It is quite fun indeed. I lament the absence of the console in your life, my love.

 No.238253

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>>238247
>It's like an infection, I'm spreading it to you… and I know you like it.
H-How do you know that….?

 No.238254

File: 1427352419136.jpg (44.48 KB, 500x491, 500:491, 1382238676417.jpg)

>>238248
Or did you just make your tea Irish?

>tfw love that game, Two was qtest

 No.238256

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>>238247
That is what I spent my life trying to be!

>>238251
Oh I know. It's weird to be on the other side of things like cuteness of girls when I like so many types but I can't help it

 No.238257

File: 1427352612752.jpg (10.27 KB, 236x439, 236:439, 1zqbxj9.jpg)

>>238250
I'm just having fun.

 No.238258

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>>238239
How else would I Inform people of their bad taste?

Not sure…

 No.238260

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>>238252
Don't make me come down there!

 No.238261

>>238259
Good night.

 No.238262

File: 1427352713066.jpg (147.73 KB, 678x782, 339:391, 1382373196093.jpg)

>>238255
I miss ya.

>>238256
Haha, it's personal preference of course. I liked mayz more before she got heaps fit. She had nicer boobies before.

>>238258
Hmm. Morse code?

What did you get from there?

>>238259

G'night weirdo.

 No.238263

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>>238259
Goodnight bro, I miss talking to you :/

 No.238264

File: 1427352734226.gif (180.6 KB, 268x367, 268:367, Bye Bye.gif)


 No.238265

File: 1427352799443.jpg (1.33 MB, 1280x1919, 1280:1919, 1420488849434-0.jpg)

>>238259
I like that shirt. Night!

>>238262
I think i liked her more when she was younger. Looked cuter to me

 No.238266

File: 1427352904803.jpg (1.51 MB, 1548x2012, 387:503, C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppD….jpg)

>>238262
Baka!

Can't t remember, something chicken

 No.238267

File: 1427352942005.jpg (73.94 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, B-lPPpYUUAALLeq.jpg)

>>238257
o-ok…..

 No.238268

File: 1427353125054.jpg (117.27 KB, 640x640, 1:1, based kiernan 03.jpg)

gn

 No.238269

File: 1427353159471-0.jpg (135.14 KB, 1315x670, 263:134, 3a28e96785b836318f869e57f6….jpg)

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>>238254
Believe it or not, no I didn't. I don't keep booze in my house unless I'm drinking it/it's left over from when I was.

>tfw obviously Zero is the qtest.

 No.238270

File: 1427353190813.jpg (55.44 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 306058_301289359975955_190….jpg)

>>238268
Goodnight bro <3

 No.238271

File: 1427353170239.jpg (96.66 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1420555163977.jpg)

>>238268
Night bud

 No.238272

File: 1427353288616.jpg (195.52 KB, 1000x667, 1000:667, 1382336517106.jpg)

>>238265
Samesies.

>>238266
Stahp ;_;

Lol, it's all chicken!

>>238268
Au revoir

>>238269
Ahh I see. Perhaps a faded memory from what last your imbibed.

Nowai she was meanie

 No.238273

File: 1427353310010.gif (180.6 KB, 268x367, 268:367, Bye Bye.gif)

>>238268
Good night.

 No.238274

File: 1427353445390.jpg (72.98 KB, 800x599, 800:599, lrd01.jpg)

>>238251
It's like clockwork, every few seconds.

>>238253
I know you like it, I can practically hear you moaning quietly through my computer screen.

>>238256
Just start acting like Eddie Murphy all the time and I'll be happy. Some shucking and jiving never hurt anyone.

 No.238275

File: 1427353545019-0.jpg (1.11 MB, 2251x3000, 2251:3000, C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppD….jpg)

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>>238268
Goodbye.

>>238272
Deserved it

Burger

 No.238276

File: 1427353558888.jpg (805.17 KB, 1713x1182, 571:394, 1399562703212.jpg)

>>238274
>_>
Jeth pls.

 No.238277

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>238274
This is how I act and look IRL

 No.238278

File: 1427353839461.jpg (55.53 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1234656_429089957195894_49….jpg)

>>238277
You must get all the girls..

 No.238279

File: 1427354035224.jpg (107.64 KB, 600x470, 60:47, 5722906.jpg)

>>238278
….FML!!!!!!!!!!

 No.238280

File: 1427354178500.mp4 (283.01 KB, 480x480, 1:1, CE9E6F14181137176615852675….mp4)

>>238276
It's okay, cutie, I won't say any details of our lewd relationship here. That's only between us.

>>238279
Good to hear, do not steal our women, sir. Especially not Lily. She's mine

 No.238281

File: 1427354353374.jpg (951.13 KB, 3504x2336, 3:2, 1383134917961.jpg)

>>238280
W-What lewd relationship?
I'm a pure virgin!

 No.238282

File: 1427354357889.jpg (38.94 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 988737_429102903861266_444….jpg)

>>238279
They don't know what they're missing..

 No.238283

File: 1427354382971.jpg (109.14 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10593322_1473119022966585_….jpg)

>>238280
Lol no worries! I'll leave Lily for you!

>>238282
Aww, that's nice of you. I'm working on 1 or 2 now. I will tell them you said that

 No.238284

File: 1427354662150-0.webm (1.36 MB, 600x350, 12:7, drakengard 3 opening.webm)

File: 1427354662150-1.gif (2.98 MB, 350x148, 175:74, drakengard 3 slaughter.gif)

I'd end up spending $573 to get a PS4 with Playstation+ and Bloodborne. Fuck that, that's bananas.

 No.238285

File: 1427354787036.jpg (24.42 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 993698_429090793862477_186….jpg)

>>238283
Yeah, do that..

 No.238286

File: 1427355127740.gif (4.73 MB, 420x420, 1:1, 1391301369448.gif)

>>238281
Not by the time I get to Britain.

>>238283
That's sweet. You can't have this Lily either. I'm sorry.

 No.238287

File: 1427355387614.jpg (84.6 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10747955_465175250287005_2….jpg)

>>238285
Lol

>>238286
Oh…well…that isn't fair…

 No.238288

File: 1427355776621.jpg (142.25 KB, 537x532, 537:532, Awwww.jpg)

>>238286
That's cute.

 No.238289

File: 1427355870224.jpg (29.73 KB, 450x320, 45:32, SilverBullet1.jpg)

>>238287

I've got my eye on her

 No.238290

File: 1427355915232.jpg (83.29 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1418221608255.jpg)

>238289

 No.238291

File: 1427355997505.jpg (74.44 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10865072_1550401548550542_….jpg)

>>238289
>>238290
Lmao, plz dont harm my Laneya!

>Laneya seeing her prey

 No.238292

File: 1427356207411.jpg (Spoiler Image, 6.33 KB, 236x163, 236:163, e6bce570b455d8cdf0b5d5adc5….jpg)

I've got a silver bullet if you know what I mean

 No.238293

File: 1427356221640.jpg (84.01 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1389619_130809367089394_19….jpg)

>>238289
Why would you kill such a qt?

 No.238294

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 No.238295

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>>238292
HEY! LEWD!

 No.238296

File: 1427356345402.jpg (225.16 KB, 860x1222, 430:611, 1358985762159.jpg)

>violence is ok but love is bad

It's like I'm really in america

 No.238297

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.238298

File: 1427356523166.jpg (101.23 KB, 612x612, 1:1, !1377509_429093820528841_1….jpg)

I'm off to bed, see ya qts later..

 No.238299

File: 1427356572681.jpg (73.95 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 11017642_1554736294795828_….jpg)

>>238296
You hush!

>>238298
Night

 No.238300

File: 1427356588614.gif (180.6 KB, 268x367, 268:367, Bye Bye.gif)

>>238298
Good night!

 No.238301

File: 1427356579962.jpg (88.4 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1418553171598.jpg)

>>238296
>top pedo

>>238298
Nighty

 No.238302

File: 1427356630901.jpg (1.5 MB, 2336x3504, 2:3, 1383134807657.jpg)

>>238292
Degenerate.

 No.238303

File: 1427356672650.jpg (1.01 MB, 1239x1280, 1239:1280, 1426983887895.jpg)

>>238298
Bye

>>238296
Finally you understand

 No.238304

File: 1427356649738.jpg (62.71 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 11017628_653447524780723_4….jpg)

>>238287
Nobody ever said life was fair. I'll send you nudes of them when I get the chance

>>238298
Night.

 No.238305

File: 1427356677006.jpg (89.13 KB, 960x643, 960:643, 1425272612354584.jpg)

>>238298
sweet dreams

>>238301
I'd rather phile than cide

>>238302
just like you :3

 No.238306

File: 1427356724241.jpg (52.54 KB, 578x716, 289:358, 1402460630957.jpg)

>>238304
Well, I guess that is fair, thanks!

 No.238307

File: 1427356754569.jpg (321.12 KB, 1063x1650, 1063:1650, 1383142135684.jpg)

Herp this is fun

 No.238308

File: 1427356784597.jpg (82.95 KB, 512x384, 4:3, shoot me.jpg)

>>238307
Nothing is fun, nothing is ever fun

 No.238309

File: 1427356866198.webm (2.73 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1416107440797-0.webm)

>>238305
You're a monster!

 No.238310

File: 1427357042254.jpg (742.9 KB, 3000x1997, 3000:1997, 1383145912168.jpg)

>>238308
Threads no fun I guess

 No.238311

File: 1427357065584.jpg (87.38 KB, 536x469, 8:7, 1426689540542.jpg)

>>238310
You're not fun, you're mean. Leave me alone bully

 No.238312

File: 1427357146132.jpg (39.44 KB, 604x453, 4:3, 1425270174052.jpg)

>>238309
If I watch this on repeat 100 times does that make me a pedo?

 No.238313

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 No.238314

File: 1427357190041.jpg (69.57 KB, 721x528, 721:528, 1383144249710.jpg)

>>238311
What I don't understand is why it's a problem to like all kinds. I like small and large, all is good in different ways

>>238312
125, then it does. You're safe with 100

 No.238315

File: 1427357197229.jpg (220.06 KB, 853x1280, 853:1280, IMG_5658b_2__51021_1418620….jpg)

>>238312
Look at this image and tell me what you see.

 No.238316

File: 1427357220383.jpg (78.03 KB, 500x281, 500:281, sundae.jpg)

>>238314
When did I say it was a problem?

 No.238317

File: 1427357256874.gif (1.65 MB, 175x176, 175:176, 1404186681435.gif)

>>238312
Depends on what you do right after it

 No.238318

File: 1427357311037-0.webm (2.38 MB, 800x800, 1:1, 1418997351511.webm)

File: 1427357311037-1.webm (1.53 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 1423379897233.webm)

>>238312
Watch these 100 more and you'll be ready.

 No.238319

File: 1427357314989.jpg (58.89 KB, 640x457, 640:457, 1383063992430.jpg)

>>238316
Literally told me I was feg for my tastes just before…

>>238317
I vote for attend a church service

 No.238320

File: 1427357359696.jpg (126.55 KB, 900x675, 4:3, Taiga_by_LxTrix.jpg)

>>238319
You called me a loser…

 No.238321

File: 1427357396806.jpg (52.89 KB, 453x604, 3:4, 1425270235986.jpg)

>>238313
if you say so

>>238317
what about during? am I safe?

>>238315
an 18 year old girl, definitely 18

 No.238322

File: 1427357393223.jpg (816.33 KB, 2268x1512, 3:2, 1405460429845.jpg)

>>238319
I see why I'm a perv then

 No.238323

File: 1427357456221.jpg (291.66 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, 1425268943999.jpg)

>>238322
she's like 8 dude

 No.238324

File: 1427357483702.jpg (93.83 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1409509445079.jpg)

>>238321
Oh that means you need to be on the list that only FIB has access 2!

 No.238325

File: 1427357523804.jpg (57.38 KB, 600x812, 150:203, 1420221750222.jpg)

>>238321
Y-you're the only normal one here, don't fall for it

 No.238326

File: 1427357556472.png (378.19 KB, 351x706, 351:706, 1427172367697-2.png)

>>238323
What's wrong with 8 year olds?

 No.238327

File: 1427357604425.jpg (49.88 KB, 246x361, 246:361, 1383237769882.jpg)

>>238320
It was in jest…

>>238322
Naww, see if you go to church you're cleansed so you can like more little grills

 No.238328

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 No.238329

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>>238327
So your insult = joke and mine just equals insult?

 No.238330

File: 1427357660232.jpg (46.09 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 1424047582487.jpg)

>>238325
d-don't fall for what?

>>238324
Is that a good thing? Like they send me gifts?

>>238326
stop that, take it to /hebe/

 No.238331

File: 1427357705844.jpg (61.22 KB, 604x578, 302:289, Pratai.jpg)

>>238330
The evil pedo shilling on this board.

 No.238332

File: 1427357732235.jpg (273.63 KB, 1560x2048, 195:256, 1405577534580.jpg)

>>238330
How about you go to /bigot/?

 No.238333

File: 1427357797045.jpg (2.26 MB, 3600x2400, 3:2, 1407162787692.jpg)

>>238331
Should he be banned?

 No.238334

File: 1427357809688.jpg (60.51 KB, 500x800, 5:8, 1383234133188.jpg)

>>238329
I wasn't really insinuating I was insulted by ya bub, I was more genuinely curious why liking all kinds of bodies for different reasons is bad

>>238332
Ooh daym, got him

 No.238335

File: 1427357891843.jpg (71.35 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 5164559mXM67ppZ.jpg)

>>238332
>>>/cutegirls/

>>238333
Why would he be banned?

>>238334
I didn't say it was, I was expressing my personal distaste. Just like I dislike the top lip being bigger than the bottom lip which is 90% of why Ryan is disgusting

 No.238336

File: 1427357966271.jpg (962.74 KB, 1984x3000, 248:375, 1407109232593.jpg)

>>238335
O-oh. Nevermind. I got the context wrong lol.

 No.238337

File: 1427357953795.jpg (78.04 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1424502802394.jpg)

>>238332
I love the hypocrisy memay

>>238331
Don't worry, I only find girls 21 and up attractive

 No.238338

File: 1427357968906.jpg (15.7 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1411030114756.jpg)

>>238327
oh ok, i will go tomorrow

>>238330
yes, it's in a special cage

 No.238339

File: 1427358022156.jpg (54.1 KB, 580x670, 58:67, katie-holmes4--a.jpg)

>>238334
;)

>>238335
I'd have thought a pedobro like yourself would be more understanding..

>>238337
What?
How am I being a hypocrite?

 No.238340

File: 1427358038176.jpg (27.84 KB, 611x458, 611:458, natalia-poklonskaya.jpg)

>>238337
Good boy. I only like 30+

 No.238341

File: 1427358057799.jpg (53.31 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 1424049046866.jpg)

>>238339
you're the top admin of /bigot/

 No.238342

File: 1427358120538.jpg (159.29 KB, 1280x719, 1280:719, 1424047833983.jpg)

>>238340
it feels good not finding this picture attractive at all

 No.238343

File: 1427358119007.jpg (125.03 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 1383441500355.jpg)

>>238335
I simply believe all breast and butt sizes have their merit, in different ways.

Ryry's cute though

>>238336
Stick to key key and you'll be right <3

>>238338
It gives you a renewed outlook on little girls every time you absolve

>>238339
:o




Instead of >>>/bigot/ let's all post on >>>/baguette/

 No.238344

File: 1427358189092.jpg (966.41 KB, 2216x2877, 2216:2877, Une-carte-de-credit-pour-S….jpg)

>>238343
>>>/france/

 No.238345

File: 1427358268766.png (555.38 KB, 1024x1292, 256:323, 1420187181585-1.png)

>>238339
I'm not a pedo, this is slander.

>>238342
I agree.

>>238343
I don't

Ugh, no, not cute at all. When she was younger, yes, but not any more. I hate blue eyes too, so the lip and the eyes are very off putting for me.

 No.238346

File: 1427358396788.jpg (80.77 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1424052217584.jpg)

>>238344
top replying

>>238345
how old is ruscoafascist?

 No.238347

File: 1427358446047.jpg (801.44 KB, 2334x3000, 389:500, 30877665Hjc.jpg)

>>238345
>being a self loathing pedo

>>238346
I don't understand whether you're trolling me or not.
Or if you're mad at me.
So I was scared to reply.
Sorry.

 No.238348

File: 1427358452800.jpg (98.18 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1383153895765.jpg)

>>238344
we we misseur

>>238345
I do so nyehhhhhhhhhhh

Really? Blue eyes can be pretty when the right girl has them, I think.

 No.238349

File: 1427358590176.jpg (493.38 KB, 1440x1920, 3:4, 1425556527162-0.jpg)

>>238343
Works for me! I like this plan!

 No.238350

File: 1427358683187.jpg (74.78 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1424050850937.jpg)

>>238347
I'm not trolling, I just don't think you have a right to call anyone bigot

 No.238351

File: 1427358712855.webm (2.78 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, HNNNNNNNNNNNNG.webm)

>>238346
35 apparently.

>>238347
I do hate myself.

>>238348
You never accept other opinions, least of all mine ;_;

I really don't like them, they're too cold looking. Makes me uncomfortable.

 No.238352

File: 1427358761763.jpg (261.62 KB, 1222x879, 1222:879, katie-holmes-suri-cruise-b….jpg)

>>238345
>I hate blue eyes too
Shitskin detected.

>>238350
I was joking.

>>238351
Well I don't hate you. ♥

 No.238353

File: 1427358847048.jpg (747.39 KB, 3000x2031, 1000:677, 1421053715831.jpg)

>>238352
Whatever-colour-Chloe's-eyes-are-master race

 No.238354

File: 1427358903243.jpg (281.48 KB, 500x652, 125:163, 1383481643395.jpg)

>>238349
Seems like it's tailored to suit you :p

>>238351
I was kiddinggggg. I like little boobies and such so I clearly understand why you like them, silly

Huh, I suppose. Sometimes they're quite pretty.

>>238353
hazel I think

 No.238355

File: 1427359011745.jpg (90.9 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1418266868123-3.jpg)

>>238354
I like big boobs, only pedos like small boobs.

I avoid saying because it either creates pointless argument or you get called wrong.

 No.238356

File: 1427359162636.webm (509.91 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1415126957856.webm)

>>238354
You know me best bro!

>>238355
wrong

 No.238357

File: 1427359274688.gif (2.06 MB, 600x338, 300:169, 9k0qCnl.gif)

>>238355
Sena-chan kawaii

There's no such thing as right or wrong when it comes to personal preference on qt aesthetics, though.

 No.238358

File: 1427359367688.jpg (218.48 KB, 1280x1256, 160:157, Hasegawa_Kobato_full_86058….jpg)

>>238357
Kobato-chan better!

I meant in reference to what colour Chloe eyes are.

 No.238359

File: 1427359556159.png (325.86 KB, 580x580, 1:1, 1416324574223.png)

>>238356
Eyyyyyyyy

>>238358
Both are good for different reasons :D

O-Oh, muh bad. What colour do you believe they are?

 No.238360

File: 1427359710045-0.png (928.67 KB, 706x1000, 353:500, Yozora4.png)

File: 1427359710045-1.jpg (69.72 KB, 489x720, 163:240, Kobato-Hasegawa-boku-wa-to….jpg)

File: 1427359710045-2.jpg (72.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, kWBif71.jpg)

File: 1427359710045-3.jpg (414.3 KB, 2600x1950, 4:3, boku_ga_tomodachi_ga_suku_….jpg)

>>238359
Which would you prefer?

D-does it matter?

 No.238361

File: 1427359828584-0.gif (2.65 MB, 270x212, 135:106, miku kiss.gif)

File: 1427359828584-1.webm (2.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, miku 2.webm)

Oh, people are posting 2d.

 No.238362

File: 1427359848075.jpg (60.59 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1416324802266.jpg)

>>238360
B-both pls

I'm just curious :)

 No.238363

File: 1427359908115.jpg (115.49 KB, 581x546, 83:78, 1427267867845.jpg)


 No.238364

File: 1427359988240.jpg (948.77 KB, 744x1052, 186:263, 52338866.jpg)

>>238362
Can only choose one.

I-i don't want to say

 No.238365

File: 1427359993828-0.webm (2.07 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, miku 1.webm)

File: 1427359993828-1.webm (2.97 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, miku 3.webm)

File: 1427359993828-2.webm (2.58 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, miku 4.webm)


 No.238366

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 No.238367

File: 1427360207771.jpeg (149.32 KB, 600x945, 40:63, 2011-07-22-423955.jpeg)

>>238366
Hail :DDD

 No.238368

File: 1427360198454.gif (2.96 MB, 450x253, 450:253, 1419904121763.gif)

>>238361
>>238365
lewd 2D so good

>>238364
S-Shit, I dunno! Too difficult to choose

I'd just be interested is all. Green?

 No.238369

File: 1427360264917.jpg (293.69 KB, 565x800, 113:160, Cartoon.jpg)

Animated Chloë?

 No.238370

File: 1427360297788.jpg (50.42 KB, 602x451, 602:451, 1422415895686.jpg)

>>238368
Lewd is bad

I-i don't know…

 No.238371

File: 1427360482855.gif (1008.1 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1420135857055-0.gif)

>>238369
I would watch that

You know she voiced a character in an anime, yes?

>>238370
Why you lewding the lewds then?

:( Why's it such a bad thing to say?

 No.238372

File: 1427360521348-0.jpg (336.79 KB, 1050x1500, 7:10, scht_1.jpg)

File: 1427360521348-1.jpg (418.22 KB, 1050x1500, 7:10, scht_2.jpg)

File: 1427360521348-2.jpg (441.32 KB, 1050x1500, 7:10, scht_3.jpg)

File: 1427360521348-3.png (2.67 MB, 1689x1967, 1689:1967, karei faces.png)


 No.238373

File: 1427360526596.jpg (462.27 KB, 1280x728, 160:91, Force Destruction.jpg)

>>238371
Thanks!

 No.238374

File: 1427360562816.png (1.85 MB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 1418839437405.png)

>>238371
I didn't post anything lewd.

People will make fun of me if I'm wrong

 No.238375

File: 1427360738228.jpg (Spoiler Image, 90.77 KB, 950x713, 950:713, 3e484bbc7bd08419a923b7909d….jpg)

>>238367
You like Cardcaptor Sakura?

 No.238376

File: 1427360784884.gif (1.92 MB, 500x386, 250:193, 1420136168545-0.gif)

>>238372
>tfw no giant-girl engrossed in you

>>238373
No probs. It's quite a nice little production too.

>>238374
But what are you doing right now?

I swear I shall not. Maybe you're more right than I am.

 No.238377

File: 1427360955573.png (202.27 KB, 1054x701, 1054:701, 1421399798976-1.png)

>this thread

 No.238378

File: 1427360976007.png (736.77 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 1417850075919-0.png)

>>238375
Not in particular, I just like seeing people post 2d

>>238376
This isn't lewd, pervert

I've heard people consistently say both.

 No.238379

File: 1427361057005.gif (324.97 KB, 237x213, 79:71, 1425879880519.gif)

>>238378
heh…

And what

do

you

think?

 No.238380

File: 1427361182368-0.jpg (467.18 KB, 854x1000, 427:500, 1254566705892.jpg)

File: 1427361182368-1.jpg (840.5 KB, 750x750, 1:1, morrigan what the fuck.jpg)

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 No.238381

File: 1427361183660.jpg (Spoiler Image, 68.88 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 3e484bbc7bd08419a923b7909d….jpg)


 No.238382

File: 1427361341209-0.jpg (Spoiler Image, 205.51 KB, 850x1190, 5:7, 1427220928734.jpg)

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>>238379
I

Don't

Know

 No.238383

File: 1427361361609.jpg (666.94 KB, 1650x2151, 550:717, 1369342403485.jpg)

2D waifus can't get on their knees and hug you

morning btw

 No.238384

>>238382
Whoops, forgot to spoil

 No.238385

>>238383
Good morning.

>>238384
Don't worry.

 No.238386

File: 1427361513810.jpg (23.9 KB, 223x251, 223:251, 1383082029628.jpg)

>>238382
S-So lewd

:/ Ok ok, fine. I believe hazel.

>>238383
Hello Widget, how are you?

 No.238387

File: 1427361584922.jpg (433.62 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, 1427343300249.jpg)

>>238383
Neither can your 3D waifu

>>238386
Depends on the lighting

 No.238388

File: 1427361631456.jpg (68.5 KB, 615x411, 205:137, 1379423716963.jpg)

>>238386
I'm fine thanx, last night wasn't quite as legendary as I'd imagined but meh, how are you?

>>238387
I might meet her one day

 No.238389

File: 1427361709597.jpg (Spoiler Image, 237.86 KB, 1400x994, 100:71, 1427343744372.jpg)

>>238388
Extremely unlikely.

 No.238390

File: 1427361749028.png (190.86 KB, 600x338, 300:169, ascascas.png)

>>238387
You sure have a lot of Sena-chan

Perhaps, but it's what I think

>>238388
Awwh, why not? I'm alright, more Bloodborne today :)

 No.238391

File: 1427361837711.jpg (155.52 KB, 700x990, 70:99, 1427343564372.jpg)

>>238390
Not really..

I still don't know.

 No.238392

>>238389
>2d emp.jpg

 No.238393

File: 1427361939468.jpg (41.96 KB, 286x290, 143:145, jbuPvymPQm9BmR_e.jpg)

>>238389
Why do you say this? I am going to meet her and there's nothing you can do about it

>>238390
Fun fun, anything else? :P

 No.238394

File: 1427361998944.png (109.98 KB, 187x202, 187:202, 1383571894435.png)

>>238391
S-Sure seems like it

Okie dokie :) They're pretty, whatever colour they are

 No.238395

File: 1427362070103.gif (660.04 KB, 500x281, 500:281, yawn.gif)

>>238392
You wish.

>>238393
Good for you, no one cares.

 No.238396

File: 1427362180798.jpg (Spoiler Image, 78.77 KB, 970x768, 485:384, 3e484bbc7bd08419a923b7909d….jpg)


 No.238397

File: 1427362299432.jpg (1.02 MB, 1920x1269, 640:423, 1410400464189_87431ed33a95….jpg)

>>238394
You too, qt

>>238396
That's a neat way of chaining someone.

 No.238398

File: 1427362368982.jpg (138.57 KB, 242x403, 242:403, 1384082280728.jpg)

>>238397
N-No bully

 No.238399

File: 1427362398461.jpg (198.92 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, 1368190007003.jpg)

>>238395
o-oh okay, well yeah

 No.238400

File: 1427362425079.jpg (62.24 KB, 577x622, 577:622, 1427239681458.jpg)

>>238398
When? usually it's you bullying me

 No.238401

File: 1427362460354.jpg (64.72 KB, 679x960, 679:960, 1426217098500.jpg)

>>238395
nah I wish it was me

 No.238402

File: 1427362471778.jpg (98.92 KB, 554x600, 277:300, Blackbeard.jpg)

Good night, Black Beard.

 No.238403

File: 1427362549545.png (476.06 KB, 507x639, 169:213, 1384097535361.png)

>>238400
You bully too!

>>238401
kawaii 2D tato sounds kawaii

 No.238404

File: 1427362552554.jpg (270.93 KB, 842x1191, 842:1191, 1427344563624.jpg)

>>238401
You wish you were an extremely busty blonde? In a maid outfit?

 No.238405

File: 1427362557175.jpg (37.07 KB, 250x250, 1:1, erica_sieg.jpg)

>>238400
tfw no erica gf

 No.238406

File: 1427362535795.jpg (137.85 KB, 466x594, 233:297, 1378714487262.jpg)

>>238402
Fug you for making me think he was dead

 No.238407

File: 1427362644053.gif (544 KB, 400x225, 16:9, wink.gif)

>>238403
I'm easily hurt and I respond with insults ;_;

>>238405
>

 No.238408

File: 1427362647266.jpg (114.47 KB, 850x490, 85:49, 1426219369441.jpg)

>>238404
It's a schoolgirl outfit and covered in used condoms

>>238403
y-you really think so red san?

 No.238409

File: 1427362693319.jpg (254.16 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1422416695413.jpg)

>>238408
I prefer you in a maid outfit though

 No.238410

File: 1427362743081.gif (293.2 KB, 245x246, 245:246, 1382714589936.gif)

>>238407
B-But I love you all times

>>238408
Yuss, you would be precious beyond measurement

 No.238411

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 No.238412

File: 1427362816709.mp4 (993.18 KB, 640x640, 1:1, chloe exercise.mp4)

>>238410
Yet all you do is bully…

 No.238413

File: 1427362891197.png (Spoiler Image, 554.6 KB, 800x600, 4:3, uncensored-Hentai-19.png)

>>238409
p-please be gentle

>>238410
:3

 No.238414

File: 1427363008266.jpg (395.07 KB, 901x1161, 901:1161, 1383440110480.jpg)

>>238412
I do not ;_; I only play wiff you

>>238413
qt! Blushing 24/7 I bet

 No.238415

File: 1427363037517.jpg (949.79 KB, 2832x4256, 177:266, chloe_moretz_british_acade….jpg)

>>238414
Like a toy, that's even worse

 No.238416

File: 1427363296604.jpg (15.21 KB, 241x257, 241:257, 1383487756162.jpg)

>>238415
Like a friend :( Muh friend Empy

 No.238417

File: 1427363475744.jpg (24.97 KB, 374x396, 17:18, 1342555987682.jpg)


 No.238418

File: 1427363574617.jpg (Spoiler Image, 165.25 KB, 1600x1000, 8:5, 1972634662.jpg)

>>238415
It's fun being a toy, you just get to play all the time

 No.238419

File: 1427363699622.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 41.24 KB, 640x853, 640:853, 174823 - anal_beads ball_….jpeg)

>>238397
It is. Isn't it?

 No.238420

File: 1427363760786.jpg (34.51 KB, 787x564, 787:564, 1383928073608.jpg)

>>238417
W-Why that face?

 No.238421

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 No.238422

File: 1427363894687.jpg (707.05 KB, 3080x2054, 1540:1027, 1364089649251.jpg)

>>238420
;________:

 No.238423

File: 1427363950506.png (407.31 KB, 500x563, 500:563, 1381112442058.png)

What song would you sing to your waifu to serenade her chaps?

 No.238424

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>238422
Empy don't! You gonna make me cry

>>238423
Dis!

 No.238425

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.238426

File: 1427364092131-0.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.96 MB, 500x250, 2:1, quiet acknowledgement1.gif)

File: 1427364092131-1.jpg (Spoiler Image, 144.19 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, quiet walking away.jpg)

>>238423
Here's to You
Not Your Kind of People
Nuclear

 No.238427

File: 1427364155422.jpg (899.41 KB, 3080x2054, 1540:1027, 1364089590197.jpg)

>>238424
S-sorry. I haven't really slept in a couple of days, so I'll be going soon.

My song was more honest

 No.238428

File: 1427364251755.jpg (Spoiler Image, 64.71 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1070348678.jpg)

>>238426
is there any suspect material of quiet yet?

 No.238429

File: 1427364231696.jpg (34.19 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 1386603613740.jpg)

>>238427
Well, I hope when you do sleep, it's sound <3

I admire your honesty!

 No.238430

File: 1427364235660.jpg (414.3 KB, 999x670, 999:670, 1427188153532.jpg)

>>238424
I'm sure she'd love that :3
Now you need to do a cover of it for me

>>238425
Uhh that might work, you gonna dress like them too?

 No.238431

File: 1427364330787.jpg (168.44 KB, 1220x1080, 61:54, Willa-Holland-Feet-1614219.jpg)


 No.238432

File: 1427364333984.jpg (953.55 KB, 1707x3000, 569:1000, chloe_moretz_british_acade….jpg)

>>238429
it never is ;_;

I hope she would too.

>>238430
Probably not.

 No.238433

File: 1427364454989.jpg (68.06 KB, 319x480, 319:480, 1387378597954.jpg)

>>238430
I'll see what I can do, maybe I'll record something real quick n' dirty for ya

>>238432
This time though, maybe this time :)

I-I'm sure she'd be flattered and p-possibly reciprocate

 No.238434

File: 1427364509501.jpg (602.56 KB, 1325x2000, 53:80, chloe_moretz_british_acade….jpg)

>>238433
Reciprocate how? With honesty? I hope so.

 No.238435

File: 1427364529397.png (1.59 MB, 3000x900, 10:3, quiet redesign.png)

>>238428
Yes, some fanart and photoshops, nothing great or incredible.

The real party starts when the game is out for PC and people rip the in-game model for use in Source Filmmaker.

 No.238436

File: 1427364570444.jpg (535.96 KB, 1521x2000, 1521:2000, 1368572982690.jpg)

>>238433
What exactly does quick n dirty entail?
I hope it's as fun as it sounds

 No.238437

File: 1427364701019.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.46 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1427248605094.webm)

>>238435
that's what i'm waiting for

 No.238438

File: 1427364725636.jpg (84.59 KB, 514x694, 257:347, 1387379284947.jpg)

>>238434
Yeahuh, maybe she'd thank you for being honest when so many guys lie and say they only have pure, non-lewd love for her

>>238436
You'll find out soon enough~

 No.238439

File: 1427364875228.jpg (1.97 MB, 2434x2788, 1217:1394, 1368591759161.jpg)

>>238437
That is a highly lewd and loud webm.
Someone was right outside my door as I opened that, thanks

>>238438
I'm dripping in anticipation

 No.238440

File: 1427365032233.jpg (6.19 MB, 3000x1996, 750:499, 1379608306431_CARRIE-5693.jpg)

>>238438
My love for her is pure!

 No.238441

File: 1427365114273.jpg (213.88 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, 1388060351031.jpg)

>>238439
.///. Oh gosh

>>238440
Not thaaaat kinda pure…

 No.238442

File: 1427365155836.jpg (170.63 KB, 1296x730, 648:365, 1388884831947.jpg)

>>238441
What do you mean that kinda…

 No.238443

File: 1427365203219.webm (971.46 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1426981208744.webm)

>>238439
how did you go about explaining it?

 No.238444

File: 1427365425797.jpg (1 MB, 1751x1114, 1751:1114, 1368275071428.jpg)

>>238443
I told her I was watching a video of a girl just finishing a race with her running partner who happened to be a bear.
There was lots of squelching because they were both very sweaty from all the excersise

 No.238445

File: 1427365552340.jpg (65.29 KB, 826x580, 413:290, 1388078835977.jpg)

>>238442
The pure that excludes the desire for sex

>>238444
How'd that go?

 No.238446

File: 1427365604294.jpg (231.03 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1427285391834-0.jpg)

>tfw you'll never be that pineapple

 No.238447

File: 1427365732872.jpg (123.47 KB, 650x841, 650:841, crop.jpg)

>>238445
I don't want to have sex with Chloe…

 No.238448

File: 1427365972653.gif (1.68 MB, 340x396, 85:99, 1389009658054.gif)

>>238446
Just eat a lot of it, then she'll like you more

>>238447
B-But you said… Okay then

 No.238449

File: 1427366016629.webm (1.04 MB, 508x720, 127:180, 1426296671695.webm)

>>238448
I don't think it works that way.

 No.238450

File: 1427366030281.jpg (222.86 KB, 1440x960, 3:2, chloe_moretz_the_library_0….jpg)

>>238448
What did I say…

 No.238451

File: 1427366055483.jpg (1.49 MB, 3000x3040, 75:76, 1377417339528.jpg)

>>238445
Went fine ofc. I've explained worse to them…

 No.238452

File: 1427366165989.jpg (83.13 KB, 344x451, 344:451, 1389016048828.jpg)

>>238449
D-Do you get me though? :o

>>238450
The song you linked…

>>238451
Haha, I bet they still knew what you were looking at

 No.238453

File: 1427366220469.jpg (191.95 KB, 600x1003, 600:1003, oOjFoiP.jpg)

>>238449
didnt you know pineapples makes yoy sweeter for the ladies?

>>238444
lol what did you think though?

 No.238454

File: 1427366224851.jpg (257.7 KB, 1296x864, 3:2, chloe_moretz_the_library_0….jpg)

>>238452
It's just a song…

 No.238455

File: 1427366224088.jpg (2.21 MB, 1863x2804, 1863:2804, 1424183152317.jpg)


 No.238456

File: 1427366297629.webm (1.63 MB, 1208x1080, 151:135, 1427166368971.webm)

>>238452
Yes. I understand what you're saying. That won't help me without her.

>>238453
Pineapple tastes great. Would eat/drink it if I got it more often.

 No.238457

File: 1427366431340.png (1.14 MB, 1280x544, 40:17, 1389017650707.png)

>>238454
So you really don't want to sex her?

>>238456
Maybe if you walk up to her and offer to share a pineapple you have?

 No.238458

File: 1427366454657.jpg (753.86 KB, 1638x1667, 1638:1667, 1369668707663.jpg)

>>238452
Probably… :|
At least it's not the excuse literally everyone makes and thinks they get away with, when your parents know exactly what it is you're doing.

>n-no mum I'm just getting changed don't open the door

Either that or pulling your shirt down really quickly for some purely normal and easily explainable reason right?

Don't tell me you've not been guilty of it, all of you.

>>238453
What did I think of the webm or my excuse?

 No.238459

File: 1427366474886.jpg (570.92 KB, 2288x1639, 208:149, chloe_moretz_the_library_1….jpg)

>>238456
As long as you aren't putting that pineapple anywhere near pizza

>>238457
What do you think?

 No.238460

File: 1427366491375.jpg (2.22 MB, 1997x3000, 1997:3000, 1420398570625.jpg)

>>238455
wow what a manlet

>>238456
id appreciate if you ate lots of pineapple and fruit

there are webms now? although I kind of hate what they did to her hair

 No.238461

File: 1427366489241.jpg (2.37 MB, 2252x3324, 563:831, 1407739039843.jpg)

>>238457
That would mean I would have to find her first. I daresay she'd decline too.

>>238459
Nah, I don't like Pineapple on my pizza. Hate it on pizza actually.

 No.238462

>>238461
Good, pineapple on pizza is revolting.

 No.238463

File: 1427366571759.jpg (820.69 KB, 2560x1865, 512:373, 1420399266898.jpg)

>>238458
poor widge, your parents know you have a demon-rape fetish now

the webm of course

 No.238464

File: 1427366607649.jpg (250.98 KB, 370x623, 370:623, Kiernan Shipka Interview a….jpg)

>>238462
Anything on anything's fine as long as I can eat it.

 No.238465

File: 1427366640692.jpg (977.12 KB, 2476x3600, 619:900, 1420398840377-1.jpg)

>>238461
>>238462
>pineapple on pizza

it is my suspicion that the hebrew is responsible for this atrocity

 No.238466

File: 1427366650363.jpg (112.2 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1390046263532.jpg)

>>238458
Hehehe. Nope, I am very careful with my faps, not been caught ever!

>>238459
I think yes

>>238460
I've decided to up my fruit intake in the days coming up to that test you were gonna perform :p

>>238461
M-Maybe she wouldn't…

 No.238467

File: 1427366684204.jpg (1.27 MB, 3456x5184, 2:3, 1426292148071.jpg)

>>238460
I can dew that :3 H-how much pineapple?

Hmm I guess, but I still like it. dat ass too

>>238466
Doubtful ;-;

 No.238469

File: 1427366847777-0.jpg (387.35 KB, 1751x1114, 1751:1114, 1381928789082.jpg)

File: 1427366847777-1.jpg (251.59 KB, 1427x1900, 1427:1900, 1382464827575.jpg)

>>238463
I'm sure they'd understand it's a purely scientific interest I have in it.
It was very nice, you should post more…

>>238462

>>238464
>>238465
>>238466
Pineapple or any fruit for that matter has no place being on a pizza. Onions, peppers, bbq sauce and other stuff is welcome ofc

 No.238470

File: 1427366868174.jpg (829.35 KB, 2213x1476, 2213:1476, chloe_moretz_the_library_1….jpg)

>>238466
Wrong.

 No.238472

File: 1427366905069.gif (184.49 KB, 160x160, 1:1, carice wave.gif)


 No.238473

File: 1427366910299.jpg (19.04 KB, 300x305, 60:61, Are You Serious.jpg)

>>238469
You've never tried orange juice on your pizza?



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