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"Waifu" - While we know and accept the true original meaning of waifu in the anime culture, we commonly use it in a non-serious form to describe all kinds of 'waifuing' of all levels. Don't be foolish to take it seriously.

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 No.247399[Last 50 Posts]

Dan edition.

 No.247401

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Worst edition ever.

 No.247402

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 No.247403

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>>247399
>Dan edition
If this is the Dan edition, I might just have to leave this site forever.

>>247398
I wanted to cut down on the amount of pictures I had. I deleted a few girls I REALLY liked including Bailee. It haunts me :(
>PeyPey and Bailee will never hug you after a fun day out

 No.247404

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>>247403
Sounds like momentary insanity.
;_;

 No.247405

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>>247404
It was :( Now I must rebuild!

 No.247406

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>>247405
I'll try and post more Bailee for you. :3

 No.247407

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>>247406
That'd be lovely of you :)

 No.247408

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None of these bitches are Dan!

What are you trying to pull?

 No.247409

>>247408
Someone cool in my thread at last.

 No.247410

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 No.247412

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how do I Dan?

 No.247413

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 No.247414

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>>247412
Just post hot babes. Like you just did.

Hey Stev :)

 No.247416

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>>247414
oh aight, cool

How's it going?

 No.247417

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>>247416
Pretty good, just playing some Dark Souls 2.

How are you?

 No.247418

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>>247417
Catching up on LCS series. I totally forgot that quarterfinals were this past weekend. I'm also going to make my way home tomorrow, so I won't be here until late afternoon. Probably after midnight for you.

 No.247419

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 No.247420

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>>247418
I feel like I haven't seen you much here lately anyway :/

 No.247421

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>>247420
yeah, I can see how that can be true. Its been up and down lately for me. So I've been on a bit of a roller coaster of feelings.

 No.247422

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>>247421
Fair enough. It's just that there's not many people here so when someone's absent it feels a lot different. I missed seeing Lauren too :(

 No.247423

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>>247422
I would say that there is a good handful of people on this board, one person won't make a big difference. But it is true that I'm one of the only Lauren posters here (if any). So in a way I guess it makes a small difference
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 No.247424

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 No.247425

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 No.247426

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Sounds like a good edition.

Happy Easter everyone ♥

 No.247427

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>>247425
>tfw pics of her soles are always blurry

 No.247428

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>>247426
Hey Widge :)

Get many eggs?

 No.247429

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>>247427
It's a shame. Her soles are beautiful

 No.247430

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>tfw you realize this is literally going to be you in 15 years, except you'll be worshiping some teenager who hasn't even been born yet

 No.247431

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>>247429
So soft…

 No.247432

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>>247428
Hay, I gots two, but I didnt get round to eating any until late last night cos Ive been working all over the weekend…

 No.247433

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>>247432
We all got a free one at work. I ate it straight away. My nan probably got me one too, I'll have to visit her in the week.

Definitely have to start going on the treadmill this week…

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>>247426
Happy Easter :)

>>247429
>>247431
>tfw she has rubbed dan to climax with them

 No.247435

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>>247431
This has two of my favorite things. Beautiful feet and jeans. :O

>>247434
Lucky him!

 No.247436

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>>247434
Was definitely a night to remember.

 No.247437

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>>247433
It's just dirty bulking ;)

>>247434
Thx u too

 No.247438

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>>247435
Yes, he's a very lucky man.

>>247436
I wasn't aware you were the great auteur Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider

 No.247439

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Now I remember why I love this woman.

 No.247440

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 No.247441

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What kind of exercise is this again?

 No.247442

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>>247441
Inverse cunny extensions

 No.247443

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>>247441
Doesn't that work her inner thighs and glutes?

 No.247444

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>>247441
The best kind

 No.247445

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>>247442
Oh, of course. What a great little exercise.

How's it going, Widge?

>>247443
You seem to know a lot, you should be a gym teacher at Cunny Academy.

>>247444
I can't think of a better one.

Hey, Orange ♥

 No.247446

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>>247445
Yeah going okay thanks, bit tired though gonna sleep soon

you alright?

 No.247447

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>>247445
I've always wanted to be a swim class teacher.

 No.247448

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>>247445
Right? It's such a good exercise.

Hi Jethro ♥

 No.247449

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>>247446
I'm pretty good today, not surprise you're tired, you work so hard.

>>247447
Swimming can be quite an arduous process, you'll have to get them stretched up well.

>>247448
How are you today?

 No.247450

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>>247449
Good. I'm all stuffed though. Too much eating! How are you?

 No.247451

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>>247450
Be careful, don't wanna mess up that figure, wifey ;)

I'm pretty good, just got done watching last Friday's Impact.

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 No.247453

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>>247451
I'm working out tonight, so it'll be good :)

What did you think? I'm surprised Kurt can still put on good matches.

 No.247454

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Hello

 No.247455

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>>247454
Deazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

 No.247456

>>247452
Odd…..

 No.247457

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>>247455
Hey Orange :)
whats up?

 No.247458

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>>247453
What kinda workouts you do? I thought the show was overall a good one and I really enjoyed the main event. I thought the match where Kurt won the title was better but those two guys can really go.

>>247454
Hey there.

 No.247459

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>>247458
Hey Jethro, you good?

 No.247460

>>247401

>ywn fug hailee's butt

 No.247461

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>>247457
:D
Not much. Trying to eat, but I'm pretty full. What are you up to?

>>247458
Nothing special. I do some lifting, squats and I do some yoga to get me stretched out.
Agreed. Their first match was much better, but it was still really good. Kurt and Lashley is such an odd pairing though. It's surprising they can put together such good matches. Now if they'd let James Storm just take the title, I'd be really happy.

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>>247459
I'm pretty decent, how are you?

>>247461
Oh yeah, keep those squats up, girl. You're not doing DDP yoga, are you?

I haven't watched TNA on a regular basis until fairly recently, but I really like James Storm.

 No.247463

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>>247461
>>247462
I'm not really doing anything

 No.247464

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>>247462
You know I will! No, I do not do DDP yoga. I just do yoga poses that stretch me.

He's my favorite part of TNA every week. Best heel in the company and one of the best in wrestling right now. He just needs to win more and get the title. Broken neck Kurt doesn't need it.

>>247463
Find something to do

 No.247465

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>>247463
Sounds like a good day to me.

>>247464
I'm sure that flexibility will come in handy one day.

Kurt was an old favorite of mine, but I see your point about him not needing the title.

 No.247466

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>>247465
It might. I'll have to find something to do that requires flexibility!

Same with me, but there's some guys who could use it to reach a new height in the company. But maybe I shouldn't be so harsh on them. TNA is trying their best.

 No.247467

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This is something probably everyone should spend 5 minutes on.

 No.247468

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>>247466
I have a few ideas that we can discuss in steam chat

You make a good point, there's very little I can complain about in the direction they're going right now.

>>247467
I just opened this video up on Youtube.

 No.247469

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>>247468
I just tried to get to the most important part.

 No.247470

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>>247468
Oh my!

They've really stepped up since they moved channels. Sad part is though, if their SpikeTV show was as good as it is now, they wouldn't of had to give up millions of potential viewers. And that makes me mad because having two very successful wrestling shows on two big channels would of done wonders for the business.

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>>247467
This was pretty funny

 No.247472

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>>247470
TNA kinda blew it, I'm sure that's why some people still have ill-feelings towards them.

 No.247473

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Hi Jethro.
Hi Deazy.
Hi fym.

 No.247474

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>>247472
Yeah, there's some that are still a bit hesitant about checking it out, but they're doing very well right now in viewership. I'm sitting here hoping ROH can take their spot now since TNA can only get so many viewers on their new network.

 No.247475

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>>247473
So I see you are a changed man today.

>>247471
The funny thing is, Snowden's not shitting people.

 No.247476

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>>247473
Have we met?

>>247475
Oh I know, I just like the way he does his show with serious topics

 No.247477

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>>247473
Hello. You should say hi to Orange, too.

Nice name, lewdie

>>247474
We can only hope, though, I don't know how many houses ROH gets to on it's network.

 No.247478

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>>247473
>Lewda!boo
Transition complete.

 No.247479

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>>247475
Whatever do you mean?

>>247476
Deazy pls.

>>247477
I was around earlier, I spoke to Orange then.
But Hi Orange. :)

And th-thanks.

>>247478
:3

 No.247480

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>>247477
>You should say hi to Orange
I'm used to this treatment.

They're getting syndicated slowly. It's mainly east coast right now with their show. Though the good thing with them is that they're seen on channels that can bring in millions of viewers. God, let ROH get more popular!

>>247479
>Hi Orange
Hi :D

 No.247481

>>247478

which pronoun should i use now

 No.247482

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>>247479
I'm proud of you, I'd like to say it was because my training but I think it was a lot of your own fortitude.

>>247480
I hear LU might be getting into a bigger Spanish station than Unimas, one that reaches 58 million households. Not sure where I heard it, might just be a rumor.

 No.247485

Good morning.

 No.247486

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 No.247487

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>>247483
:D

>>247484
Seeing how much attention they're getting, it'd probably be a very good move if it's true. It helps to have lots of potential viewers. It'd be very cool if they could pull some WWE numbers.

 No.247488

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>>247484
Well I'm not there yet, just thought the name would be fun for a while.
And of course you've helped a lot, silly!

>>247486
Hey, Deedee.

 No.247489

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>>247488
Love those Bella legs!

 No.247490

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Here is my Bloodborne waifu [of my own creation].

 No.247491

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Farewell.

 No.247492

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>>247489
It's one of my favourite features of hers. :3
Nice Rowan foot too.

>>247490
Cutie.

>>247491
Bye friendo.

 No.247493

>>247488
Good morning, Booboo.

>>247491
Good night.

 No.247494

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>>247485
Good morning, friend.

>>247488
I know you're not quite there yet, but progress is progress.

Glad I could help you in any way possible :)

>>247490
Nice, been watching people play Bloodborne on Youtube and I'm really jealous.

>>247491
Have fun at the gym.

 No.247495

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>tfw you inadvertently buy ladies' sneakers

Fuck you, New Balance. Why do all your products look identicaland have no regard for gender?

 No.247496

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>>247494
Hello, Jethro.

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 No.247498

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Night

 No.247499

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>>247498
Sweet dreams, Deazyfu.

 No.247500

>>247498
Good night.

I'll see you guys later. Bye.

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 No.247502

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>>247496
How is it where you're at this morning?

>>247497
Wait, you have a PS4, too?

>>247498
Night.

 No.247503

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>>247500
>>247501
But you just got here. :(

>>247502
I do. :3

 No.247504

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>>247503
A-are you playing Bloodborne, too?

 No.247505

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>>247504
I am. :3

 No.247506

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>>247505
Well, at least you can enjoy the game, love.

 No.247507

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>>247506
Don't you have a PS4 or haven't you bought the game?

 No.247508

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>consoles

 No.247509

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>>247507
No PS4, lewdie.

 No.247510

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>>247509
She has nice lips.

Hey Guys

 No.247511

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>>247509
You should buy one.
>Lewdie
:3

>>247510
Hey QG.

 No.247512

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>>247510
She does.

>>247511
Sorry, don't have the money to spend on a PS4 for one game I wanna play on it.

Enjoy yours, though :3

 No.247513

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>>247511
You lewd now??

 No.247514

File: 1428367594214.jpg (1.67 MB, 2808x3968, 351:496, lgpnqs3.jpg)

>>247512
:(

I haven't played for a couple days because right now I'm in a woods area and I really hate woods areas.
They're too scary. ;_;

>>247513
I'm trying to be. :3

 No.247515

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>>247513
I have him on a strict lewdness regimen. He has to be lewd three times a day or else I use the hose on him.

>>247514
Just pretend I'm there with you, you can hold onto me if you get scared.

 No.247516

File: 1428367923156.jpg (275.22 KB, 1333x2000, 1333:2000, 1428210035711.jpg)

>>247514
Awww. You will be a better man after!

>>247515
Keep up the good work!

 No.247517

File: 1428368145840.mp4 (3.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 62987796_mp4_h264_aac_hd.mp4)

>>247516
I'm trying my hardest!

 No.247518

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>>247515
Lol.
And yeah, I often wish I had someone to play with. ;_;

>>247516
I know I will! :)

 No.247519

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hello

 No.247520

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>>247519
Hey friendo.

 No.247521

File: 1428369261414.png (911.58 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, Lauren300.png)

>>247520
hey Slava, how's your day?

 No.247522

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>>247518
I'd play with you til my wrist goes sore, we'd probably end up playing all night long on multiple occasions.

>>247519
Hey there.

 No.247523

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>>247522
Hi Jethro, how's it going?

 No.247524

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>>247521
Pretty good so far.
You?

>>247522
Oh no. I wouldn't want you to get sore. :(
Even though it does sound fun.

 No.247525

File: 1428369647132.jpg (710.07 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, Lauren986.jpg)

>>247524
a bit annoyed to be honest. The people I'm up in Oregon with don't want to leave tomorrow. But they don't understand that I have things to do that kind of need to be done… so there's a bit of conflict there.

 No.247526

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>>247519
Hey Steve Urkel

 No.247527

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>>247526
I am nothing like steve urkel!!!
But hey, how's thing? hahaha

 No.247528

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>>247523
Doing pretty good, was just listening to that Tim Hecker album again. I'll get to the other stuff you suggested, I just kinda take it slow with music.

>>247524
Don't worry, it takes quite a bit to make me sore. I have a lot of stamina.

 No.247529

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>>247528
Niiiice, you diggin' that Tim Hecker album?

 No.247530

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>>247525
Can't you leave on your own?

>>247528
:)
That's great then.
We'll be able to play all night long!

 No.247531

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>>247530
no, cause we took one car. :l

 No.247532

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>>247529
I like the way the album feels. It feels isolating, like I'm alone, but it's almost as if there's a presence there with me. Dunno if that makes any sense.

>>247530
Once we're done playing just give me 15 minutes and I'll be up for it again.

 No.247533

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>>247531
Then you should explain to them why you need to be home.
Didn't you tell them this before you left?

>>247532
Lol. :3

 No.247534

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>>247532
somewhat ahaha. It makes you feel alone, but then again not at the same time.. Its a cool album though that's fur sure

>>247533
I did, then she said, "Fuck you stop being selfish" But then I say, "I kind of have a take home midterm to complete at the end of the week or I get a zero on it". But apparently that's selfish of me.

And yes, yes I did. And they told me we would be leaving tomorrow… ( ._.)

 No.247535

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>>247527
Hehe. Good. For all the slowness the last few days made up for it today with resident issues.

 No.247536

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>>247535
sounds like fuuuuun. Did you have to deal with more homeless people today?

 No.247537

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>>247534
Well at least you got that you wanted in the end. :(

 No.247539

File: 1428371443442.jpg (91.53 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1427696483176.jpg)

>>247537
Lovely Kiki

>>247536
Nah, just randomness and a noise complaint. But cant complain about it when it's cute German girls lol

 No.247540

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>>247537
I'm lost.. That post confused me a bit

 No.247541

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>>247539
You should join the party. I would of done that. Just be all smooth and slick and say, "Look, I'm suppose to be give you a citation. But if you get me a drink or two, then I'll let this one slide". And then you party

 No.247542

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>>247533
You'd be begging me to play you, and I wouldn't be able to say no to you.

>>247534
Don't wanna get 2deep4u but it's like you're alone in a desert, but you think you see someone following you, you feel a presence, but you're not sure if it's real or a mirage.

>>247539
No bums peeing in trash cans today?

 No.247543

File: 1428371737527.png (1.04 MB, 1280x718, 640:359, Lauren297.png)

>>247542
No, I getcha. As long as the entity is a cutie that wants hugs.

 No.247544

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Who are all these new people edition

 No.247545

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>>247539
Lovely Joey. :)

>>247540
I said that instead of want. :(
Sorry.

>>247542
I could sit in your lap and we could play all night long. :3

>>247544
ayydz lmao.

 No.247546

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>>247544
Kill yourself

 No.247547

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>>247545
have you and gem made a crew yet

>>247546
Stand in the lane and do nothing more q:^]

 No.247548

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>>247546
Hi Lucy.
What are you doing up at this hour?

>>247547
The game isn't out yet.

 No.247549

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>>247541
>>247541
Lmao, next time. I wish. They are/were sweethearts though. No citation. Just an excuse to throw the deep voice at them :P

 No.247550

File: 1428372353267.jpg (2.47 MB, 3000x2016, 125:84, Lauren1023.jpg)

>>247545
I-I guess. Pretty irrelevant but what I want right now, is to go home )<

 No.247551

File: 1428372446387.webm (1.75 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, kyhejk.webm)

~

 No.247552

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>>247547
I was waiting for the right time to attack :P

>>247548
Hello Cthulu, nice name :)
I'm too sober to sleep ;_;
How's it going?

 No.247553

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>>247548
You can make crews on rockstar.com i still have my original character from the ps3 version so i can make a crew if you want tfw railgun perk for being a return player

>>247551
I made this today what do you think are you getting gta v for pc

 No.247554

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>>247551
>>247553
>watching anime

 No.247555

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>>247551
sup

>>247549
should of flexed for them. Told them that you can show them a good time. Or you could pretend to be the stripper they hired and that the outfit is your costume :P

 No.247556

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>>247543
I think that's about right, though she's a lonely, misunderstood cutie.

>>247545
I'd have a hard time focusing on the game with you on me like that, it'd be good if we were playing a scary game, though.

>>247551
Look at this sick cunt showing up late again.

 No.247557

File: 1428372686020.jpg (1.16 MB, 2378x3600, 1189:1800, 1424737937124.jpg)

>>247542
Lol never had that! Thank god!

>>247545
Thank u!

 No.247558

File: 1428372817433.jpg (1.51 MB, 2107x3000, 2107:3000, 1420862142101.jpg)

>>247553
Ey that looks pretty good. what is it??

Fuck no. Don't waste your money bro.

>>247554
>not watching chinese cartoons

>>247555
Nawt much jst woke up.

>>247556
Yeahhh. It's a hard life being such a sick cunt.

 No.247559

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>>247550
;_;

>>247551
Hey, it's my favourite letter!

>>247552
Thanks. :3
:(
Pretty good. Feeling better than I have in a while.

>>247553
Oh yeah, I forgot you could do that.
We need to figure out a name and emblem and such.
>railgun perk for being a return player
What's that? I have my old PS3 character too.

>>247556
Having a qt bf whose lap I can sit in and play vidya, especially scary vidya, is one of my biggest fantasies.

 No.247560

File: 1428373125770.jpg (196.29 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, 1428227354757.jpg)

>Where were you last night



>[gunshot]

 No.247561

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>>247557
Not even once? Must a really nice neighborhood.

>>247558
You get blasted and ride anymore roo's, ya loose as fuck cunt?

>>247559
It'd be cute if you clutched onto me tightly when a really scary part came up

 No.247562

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>>247555
>>247555
Lmao, hell yeah! On my last day, Im totally gonna be a stripper for them! Everyone needs to just gather in the dining room for a floor meeting then the fun will begin!

 No.247563

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>>247556
I would give her a huge hug and tell her that I understand her. And then maybe fall in love

>>247558
damn, sleepy head. What did you do last night?!

>>247559
>

 No.247564

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>>247560
Hi, Trip B.
>tfw everyone arrives at once

>>247561
Well of course, that's what you're there for!

 No.247565

File: 1428373432754.jpg (50.42 KB, 500x398, 250:199, Lauren151.jpg)

>>247562
Damn dude, you gonna give everyone a show, gonna show off what QGs are made of?

 No.247566

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>>247561
>>247561
Lol I do. Or my job is in a good neighborhood. And the ppl are pretty decent

 No.247567

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 No.247568

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>>247561
Fuck oath cunt. I needa go take my roo for a ride soon too.

>>247563
I gotta stay up late tonight. I have important things to do. like stay up all night

 No.247569

File: 1428373549166.jpg (51.96 KB, 600x860, 30:43, 1420597955788.jpg)

I guess I'll just finish watching the squeakfloor then.

 No.247570

File: 1428373607884.webm (2.06 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2.webm)

>>247558
already bought it just wondering if your gonna get it you could join in on da heists animu is black lagoon its super edgy

>>247559
talk to gem about it and name it #waifu or something, and convince spidey to get it then fey will get it

 No.247571

File: 1428373611043.jpg (1.08 MB, 1744x2483, 1744:2483, Chloë Grace Moretz at The ….jpg)

Good morning.

I'm home early.

 No.247572

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>>247570
Oh shit ;-; I-i'm not gona get it. I already know that it wasn't great on consoles. If it was like $20 i'd consider getting it hah.
oh… yeah I already tried that and dropped it after a couple eps >.>

>>247560
kek

 No.247573

File: 1428373844860.jpg (41.02 KB, 320x480, 2:3, Lauren5.jpg)

>>247568
what do you do all night??

>>247571
good morning dvt

 No.247574

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>>247563
That sound nice, she'd be lucky to have you.

>>247564
<3

>>247566
What's the worst homeless you had to deal with? One passed out in an alley? One all fucked up on drugs and harassing pigeons?

>>247568
Oi, don't forget to check the fuckin pouch, mate. Remember last time when all those fuckin spiders came out it? One of those cunts was the size of a drop bear.

>>247571
Morning.

 No.247575

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>>247565
>>247565
Yeah, you know what? Maybe I should start working out first :P

 No.247576

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>>247573
Mas- I mean nothing. Talk shit, play cs with maites.
Anything that passes the time.

>>247574
That was fucked cunt. I always check me shoes to make sure theres no spiders in them too.
I keep my pouch on my shiela clean as a whistle.

 No.247577

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 No.247578

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>>247576
Sounds fully sick brah

 No.247579

File: 1428374309760.jpg (1.34 MB, 1536x2048, 3:4, Chloë at Elle Magazine Oct….jpg)

>>247573
>>247574
Do you two have Skype?

 No.247580

File: 1428374413050.jpg (1.48 MB, 1788x2682, 2:3, Lauren343.jpg)

>>247574
I'm a hopeless romantic (according to QG) so I would always do something like that. as long as they're cute

>>247575
That would probably be a good idea. Work up those wash board abs for your stripper career :P

>>247576
O-oh.. O>O
Do play anything besides CS!?!?!?! You're addicted to it!

>>247579
yes

 No.247581

File: 1428374551412.jpg (3.3 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, Chloe Grace Moretz at Juli….jpg)

>>247580
I was just lazy to separate asking if Jethro has Skype. You, I know. Please get on. Thank you.

 No.247582

File: 1428374651913.jpg (3.22 MB, 5184x3456, 3:2, 2e4d73424274.jpg)

>>247576
Me uncle's got a fuckin' huntsman spider that he fed Leb noodles to and now the little fucker's over five pounds. Loose as shit cunt walks it on a fuckin' leash like a Koala bear.

teach me more Aussie slang on skoipe

>>247579
Yep.

 No.247583

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 No.247584

File: 1428374725867.jpg (1.48 MB, 1860x3377, 1860:3377, Chloë at The Library's Ope….jpg)

>>247582
You know my Skype name. It's right in front of you. Please add me.

 No.247585

File: 1428374758292.jpg (2.03 MB, 1934x3000, 967:1500, 1415596624053-0.jpg)

>>247580
Nope lol. cs is the only game worth playing anyway. I've worked this out through careful playing of other games.

>>247582
Jesus christ. Fuck that shit right off. What the fuck is five pounds ya daft cunt? I'm starting to doubt your aussieness maite. Who calls em' Koala Bears??

hmm, it might be hard for you to learn

 No.247586

>>247574
Lol, harassing pigeons. Um, I would say most recently a guy on the train, who just refused to sit down. Walked back n forth the either ride. Even worst cuz he smelled bad. Just couldn't wait to get home.

 No.247587

File: 1428375008640.jpg (95.56 KB, 464x600, 58:75, Lauren1074.jpg)

>>247585
What about Spelunky? Spelunky is awesome

 No.247588

File: 1428375041804.jpg (1.17 MB, 2251x3387, 2251:3387, 1_284929~12.jpg)

>>247582

Dude that was perfect. Spot on.

>>247584

Feel free to add me too, Jethro. Just search for un4tt3nd3d. No bullying.

 No.247589

File: 1428375092374.jpg (190.59 KB, 640x480, 4:3, lz7pz8W7iK1rp7y3ro1_1280.jpg)

>>247584
One sec, I'll add you.

>>247585
I-I am Australian, I just use an American VPN. You've heard me talk, don't doubt my Aussieness.

>>247586
I saw this homeless guy who was drunk as hell and dancing really slowly and wobbly and humming in between these two rows of lines at McDonalds. Manager had to really forcibly kick him out.

 No.247590

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>>247587
Ok well Spelunky is great. But in terms of multiplayer gaimes with skill only cs maite.

Indie games are different.

 No.247591

File: 1428375195334.jpg (352.96 KB, 1621x2267, 1621:2267, Chloë as Mindy McReady.jpg)

>>247589
Alright. Then, I'll group chat you with Stevis. Since I'll be out today and you're the only people interested to talk to me anyway, it'll be easier for me than scrolling on my phone.

 No.247592

File: 1428375228657.jpg (59.95 KB, 302x318, 151:159, Better be Sure About That.jpg)

>>247588
I already have you….

 No.247593

File: 1428375233932.jpg (340.61 KB, 1024x617, 1024:617, Lauren338.jpg)

>>247590
I like Killing Floor and Battlefield. Those are pretty fun

 No.247594

File: 1428375258100.jpg (58.99 KB, 500x500, 1:1, tumblr_nkr6xp0lkX1ssh3uao1….jpg)

>>247589
Dat little lily

>>247591
Can you play a comp game within the next hour or 2?

 No.247595

File: 1428375343607.jpg (122.1 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1420520431209.jpg)

>>247594
That is a great asr face.

 No.247596

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>>247592

That was for Jethro, not you. I quoted your post because it was more relevant.

>>247594

I think shammy wanted to talk to you…

 No.247597

File: 1428375428552.jpg (1.39 MB, 3456x5184, 2:3, Chloe Comic-Con Carrie 201….jpg)

>>247594
I can't today and tomorrow. That's why I asked yesterday. Anyways, ask K., Red, and whoever. They'll be glad to now that I can't.

 No.247598

File: 1428375530915.jpg (1.99 MB, 3728x2796, 4:3, 700 OC.jpg)

>>247596
I should've known. My bad.

 No.247599

File: 1428375649039.jpg (59.76 KB, 500x500, 1:1, m0ujrqwTJV1rp7y3ro1_500.jpg)

>>247591
Sounds fine, I'm not always up for chat, though…more cozy just to type to people and browse the internet without having to talk.

>>247594
I know, right?

 No.247600

File: 1428375651340.jpg (757.76 KB, 2232x2728, 9:11, 1401164306729.jpg)

>>247589
Cawum on cunt. I'll doubt your true aussieness. You didn't even use the word cunt.

 No.247601

File: 1428375684498.jpg (323.53 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, http://40.media.tumblr.com….jpg)

>>247571
Hey

>>247589
Lmao. Weird. Really its something every night. I just try to focus on writing and zone out the crazies while paying attention to them as well

>>247580
Lol. You have helped me find myself and you didn't even realize it

 No.247602

File: 1428375726659.jpg (160.86 KB, 1359x1020, 453:340, 1410542685839.jpg)

>>247601
>zone out the crazies
So that's why you won't talk to me? You fuckin racist.

 No.247603

File: 1428375798971.mp4 (664.87 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Lauren Rejects Marriage.mp4)

>>247601
that was always my plan Z. Be a stripper. Ironically, they are the people to least likely have an STD.

 No.247604

File: 1428375803004.jpg (131.36 KB, 611x900, 611:900, annasophia-robb-01.jpg)

>>247595
every asr face is a great asr face

>>247596
he can message me on steam

>>247597
sounds like they cant handle the 300 ping carry

 No.247605

File: 1428375875135.jpg (993.65 KB, 2125x1416, 2125:1416, Chloe at Hick 2.jpg)

>>247601
Oh. Don't worry. I'm not gonna do anything more stupid on the board.

 No.247606

File: 1428375926614.jpg (231.83 KB, 1280x845, 256:169, http://41.media.tumblr.com….jpg)

>>247589
And hey! Can I join the skype adding party??

 No.247607

File: 1428375937508.jpg (154.19 KB, 600x907, 600:907, 4.jpg)

>>247604

He asked me if I had you on my friends list while I was AFK. He was offline when I came back. I have no idea what's going on.

 No.247608

File: 1428376347448.gif (180.6 KB, 268x367, 268:367, Bye Bye.gif)

Jeth's finally on.

Bye.

 No.247609

File: 1428376385472.jpg (86.13 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1425631815626_B_Zayg7UgAAq….jpg)

>>247608
cya later dvt

 No.247610

File: 1428376485558.jpg (191.53 KB, 481x720, 481:720, http://41.media.tumblr.com….jpg)

>>247602
I can't tell a lie. That is the reason why.

>>247605
I'll believe it when I see it!

>>247603
Not unless I do gigs on the side :P

 No.247611

File: 1428376493168.jpg (58.56 KB, 363x578, 363:578, 1427778163319.jpg)

>>247606
jethro.tull6969

 No.247612

>>247611
Cool, thanks

 No.247613


 No.247614

>>247610
well if you want the big bucks, you're gonna have to get the build to turn all the ladies on

 No.247615


 No.247616

File: 1428377247553.jpg (94.69 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1427758657430.jpg)

I'm back, that was a close game.

Did I miss anything good?

 No.247617

File: 1428377404639.jpg (63.01 KB, 477x720, 53:80, 1382705903476.jpg)

It's like I'm walking on a tightrope, and every step could be the one where I faaaaaaaaaaaall

 No.247618

File: 1428377429719.jpg (585.47 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, Lauren1216.jpg)

>>247617
REEEEEEED :O

 No.247619

File: 1428377483049.jpg (92.43 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 924556_1380676712230890_24….jpg)

>>247617
Where the fuck have you been?

 No.247620

File: 1428377529221.jpg (185.43 KB, 435x580, 3:4, 1404024663937.jpg)

>>247616
You missed so much. Oh man.

>>247617
Hai qt

 No.247621

File: 1428377539943.jpg (84.37 KB, 730x1024, 365:512, 1421132769908.jpg)

>>247617

Hey Red

 No.247622

File: 1428377637534.mp4 (1.6 MB, 480x480, 1:1, 9C7CDE42881145563818509094….mp4)

>>247617
Bout time you come back here.

 No.247623

File: 1428377801483.jpg (1.8 MB, 4000x2667, 4000:2667, 2_282129~17.jpg)

>>247622

Seems like she has a tough life.

 No.247624

File: 1428377897385.jpg (1.72 MB, 3600x2400, 3:2, 1382665805301.jpg)

>>247618
Hey hey bay bay

>>247619
Here, there. More there than here, as I'm sure you've surmised

>>247620
Hola weirdo

Tadaima :3

>>247621
Ello darling

>>247622
I am not early, nor am I late. I arrive precisely when I mean to.

 No.247625

File: 1428377955688.jpg (102.65 KB, 960x960, 1:1, Lauren189.jpg)

>>247624
how was the club?

 No.247626

File: 1428377979083.jpg (1.47 MB, 3172x4729, 3172:4729, Taylor-Swift_bangtidy-net_….jpg)

>>247624
I've missed you a lot.

 No.247627

File: 1428378154150.png (105.72 KB, 396x387, 44:43, 1406035051293.png)

>mfw reading comments on the site of a conservative newspaper

 No.247628

File: 1428378261402.jpg (520.26 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 1382403723408.jpg)

>>247625
I got rekt, so real fun. How's the Oregon Trail?

>>247626
And I you, my darling <3

 No.247629

File: 1428378297364.jpg (78.73 KB, 640x640, 1:1, nfsn9n2Teb1rp7y3ro1_1280.jpg)

>>247623
Yeah, her dog's a fuckin cunt.

>>247624
Stop speaking like an animu character, mate.

 No.247630

>>247628
pretty shitty atm. everyone wants me to stay one more day but I really can't stay one more day

 No.247631

File: 1428378864184.jpg (341.53 KB, 612x756, 17:21, asd.jpg)

>>247629
>mfw Gandalf said that

>>247630
Ahh lame. Gotta get back to college or somein?

 No.247632

File: 1428378926090.jpg (26.09 KB, 800x533, 800:533, Lauren184.jpg)

>>247631
I have a take home midterm to finish before thursday.

 No.247633

File: 1428378988954.jpg (37.41 KB, 640x640, 1:1, tumblr_njwup3n6H81rp7y3ro1….jpg)

>>247631
Sorry, never watched Harry Potter.

 No.247634

File: 1428379006148.jpg (347.27 KB, 1100x1687, 1100:1687, 1428329308360-0.jpg)

I dunno who posted this. But good on ya cunt. You doin' the world a favor.

 No.247635

File: 1428379076873.webm (771.36 KB, 640x480, 4:3, NOW YOU FUCKED UP.webm)

>>247633
>gandalf
>harry potter

 No.247636

File: 1428379192727.jpg (145.56 KB, 640x640, 1:1, i9I6UC.jpg)

>>247635
image reactions would be so much better on 4chan if we had sound webms

 No.247637

File: 1428379197249.jpg (106.46 KB, 600x900, 2:3, 1401747061329.jpg)

>>247635

Rowling would never write a character as boring as gandolf.

 No.247638

File: 1428379227658.jpg (128.34 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, 1382491050264.jpg)

>>247632
Oof, lame-o. Started it?

>>247633
You're missing out. I liked the bit where Peter Pan flew to the moon and found all those Nazis

>>247634
T-Thanks anon

>>247635
Don't fall for his troles!

 No.247639

File: 1428379433657.jpg (95.04 KB, 960x720, 4:3, lz3o0xiuNC1rp7y3ro1_1280.jpg)

>>247638
I thought it jumped the shark when he used Captain Jack Sparrow's boat to get up there.

Emma Watson's acting was phenomenal, though, really sold the film.

 No.247640

>>247636
they added sound to webms on 4chan. Its just most of the ones they post don't because originally there was no sound

>>247637
or as gay.

>>247638
Nnnnnooope. That's why its crucial to go home tomorrow instead of wednesday

he better be fucking trolling

 No.247641

File: 1428379703848.jpg (183.01 KB, 1300x1655, 260:331, 1382493219761.jpg)

>>247639
That was in the Director's Cut version, dunno how you managed to find one of those.

I preferred Lucille Ball, they used her hologram and somehow made it work for 115 minutes of screen time.

>>247640
:o Stevie, you silly silly thing

Ask him formally.

 No.247642

File: 1428379873591.png (126.99 KB, 673x355, 673:355, Screen Shot 2015-02-03 at ….png)

>>247641
At first I was a baby elephant with huge ears, and now I'm a thing?!

aight lets try this:
>>247633, Are you stupid or pretending to be stupid?

 No.247643

File: 1428379925493.jpg (119.8 KB, 594x593, 594:593, n5bjovrNuU1rp7y3ro7_1280.jpg)

>>247641
That was a fuckin' hologram? K told me they built a robot of her.

>>247642
I'm just having a laugh.

 No.247644

File: 1428380017686.jpg (14.49 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault-1.jpg)

>>247643
gewd, I'm keeping my eye on you

 No.247645

File: 1428380035519.jpg (562.7 KB, 1462x3000, 731:1500, 1382491676313.jpg)

>>247642
I wasn't calling you Dumbo, silly!

Good luck wit dat

>>247643
Yep, hard to believe but they did it

 No.247646

File: 1428380171735.png (270.84 KB, 503x469, 503:469, Lauren220.png)

>>247645
I'm pretty sure you called me dumbo in skype

it worked apparently

 No.247647

File: 1428380257889.jpg (1.52 MB, 3117x4156, 3:4, 1424266017788.jpg)

>>247646
Do you have big earS?

 No.247648

File: 1428380277971.jpg (62.94 KB, 524x594, 262:297, 1387374311125.jpg)

>>247646
In steam group chat. Forni is Dumbstein, and my pet name for him is thus :)

Eyyyyyyyyy high five

 No.247649

File: 1428380387351.jpg (87.58 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Lauren406.jpg)

>>247648
that better be the truth! I'm no dumbo, dumbo

how do I high five through 8chan?

>>247647
NO!!!

 No.247651

File: 1428380588730.jpg (59.69 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1428372513827.jpg)

>>247640
It only works on the gif/webm board as far as i know

 No.247652

File: 1428380760094.png (87.07 KB, 281x258, 281:258, 1387373685358.png)

>>247649
Ey, dass mean of you

Send a pic that resembles you doing so!

 No.247653

File: 1428381188982-0.webm (Spoiler Image, 943.84 KB, 790x592, 395:296, 1424690762836.webm)

File: 1428381188982-1.jpg (Spoiler Image, 93.46 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10727740_1575670779311080_….jpg)

>>247651
oh, I thought I would work on every board. Explains why /gif/ got so much better

>>247652
HEY! Meanie ;-;

here you go. You can be the turtle

 No.247655

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 No.247657

File: 1428381634824.jpg (85.92 KB, 426x341, 426:341, 1414554674389.jpg)


 No.247658

File: 1428381874136.jpg (99.97 KB, 634x840, 317:420, 1387719981268.jpg)

>>247653
Eyy! I ain't mean you mean

There you go, fuggin' naice

 No.247659

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>247658
naw, you're mean to me sometimes. I'm only mean to you none of the times.

Rock on Red.

 No.247660

File: 1428382044682.jpg (115.16 KB, 634x852, 317:426, 1387720432690.jpg)

>>247659
You mean to me more of the times than I mean to you, mister

Let's rock
Let's rock
Today

 No.247661

File: 1428382047990.jpg (50.05 KB, 680x720, 17:18, 205_1414014099975.jpg)

Hello

 No.247662

File: 1428382217198.jpg (65.95 KB, 604x608, 151:152, 1387733816326.jpg)

>>247661
Ey Lulu!

 No.247663

File: 1428382280302.jpg (78.67 KB, 594x484, 27:22, Lauren1161.jpg)

>>247660
That is a straight up lie! I'm never mean to my friends! Unless I'm grumpy. Then I'm mean to everyone. I don't give a shit who you might be, if I'm grumpy and you're annoying me, I'm gonna shit on your emotions and kick them to the curb

Dude, I service society by rocking. I’m out there on the front lines liberating people with my music. Rocking ain’t no walk in the park, lady.

>>247661
:O *O* Louieeee!!

 No.247664

File: 1428382621703-0.jpg (27.67 KB, 480x174, 80:29, too much foundation.jpg)

File: 1428382621703-1.png (163.41 KB, 554x173, 554:173, bikini menace.png)

File: 1428382621703-2.jpg (39.24 KB, 932x225, 932:225, 1417376472292.jpg)

File: 1428382621703-3.jpg (105.77 KB, 1028x340, 257:85, just say the word.jpg)


 No.247665

File: 1428382791851.mp4 (2.67 MB, 480x480, 1:1, nm2ekoVuRN1rp7y3r.mp4)

>>247661
Hey.

K is making me post this, I told him it'd make the pure as fresh fallen snow Lily-Rose look impure, but he threatened to have this homeless Abo he knows beat me up if I didn't.

 No.247666

File: 1428382822334.jpg (25.79 KB, 306x306, 1:1, 10561194_496885933775132_1….jpg)

Devil

 No.247667

File: 1428382908370.jpg (53.65 KB, 604x604, 1:1, 1412549512476-3.jpg)

>>247662
>>247663
How's it going?
>>247664
Marry
Kill
Kiss
Fuck
>>247665
Come on man, do you think he's going to buy that Abo plane tickets? You break to easy.. lol

 No.247668

File: 1428382932915.jpg (963.85 KB, 1918x3000, 959:1500, Lauren289.jpg)

>>247664
do I even need to answer?

 No.247669

File: 1428382964853.jpg (62.93 KB, 500x700, 5:7, 1387815550629.jpg)

>>247663
Sounds like a lot of fun for everyone involved :3

I am not a lady!

>>247664
marry kill kiss fug

>>247665
Why don't you sex him already ;)

What are they even wowing at though, it's just a condom on a bottle. Silly kids.

>>247667
You know it's swell, baby!

 No.247670

File: 1428383039229.jpg (2.17 MB, 2078x3000, 1039:1500, 023.jpg)

>>247665
>condoms
Gross.

 No.247673

File: 1428383232324.jpg (54.93 KB, 500x749, 500:749, Lauren741.jpg)

>>247667
Well, everyone decided to go home tomorrow so I'm happy for that.

>>247664
why does everyone get a file name besides Lauren? D:

>>247669
if anyone is enjoying it, its not me..

in the relationship we're in, there needs to be a lady and I'll tell you right now, I do not have birthing hips

 No.247674

File: 1428383294641.mp4 (365.56 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 130250722_mp4_h264_aac_hq_….mp4)

>>247667
Don't doubt K, he makes big bucks selling those fuckers petrol.

>>247669
I'm trying, it's hard to loosen him up enough for it.

>>247670
I'd never use one with you

 No.247675

>>247673

If you can come up with something witty and/or lewd, I'll rename the file.

 No.247676

File: 1428383365130.jpg (4.03 MB, 2992x4456, 374:557, 1409197843274.jpg)

>>247667
I'll ship him over in a fuckin' crate. Cost me 1/8th of the price.

 No.247677

>>247674

Her long legs make running looks awkward.

 No.247678

File: 1428383418239.png (948.8 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, Lauren78.png)

>>247675
I'm not that cleaver with lewd things. Lewdness is not my forte.

 No.247679

File: 1428383487475.jpg (733.64 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, Bailee Madison 58.jpg)

>>247674
Good.
I hate them.
Is there an angry face emoticon?

 No.247680

File: 1428383518472.jpg (50.14 KB, 400x435, 80:87, 1388166100103.jpg)

>>247673
Well I like all Stevie

Pls, you're totally the girl!

>>247674
He's awfully fond of affection and love hearts, put more of those in your long conversations

 No.247681

File: 1428383638842.jpg (1.33 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 2013-09-27_Joey_King_Party….jpg)

>>247674
>crate

I don't he'll make it..

 No.247682

File: 1428383678335.jpg (82.38 KB, 944x531, 16:9, Lauren30.jpg)

>>247680
I would expect that from you :333

aight, I'm down for that. I get tits and a vagina. I'm unstoppable!!!!

 No.247683

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 No.247684

File: 1428383838359.jpg (1.16 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 1390041176848.jpg)

>>247682
<333333333333

There's so much truth to that, lol…

 No.247685

File: 1428383882457.mp4 (926.78 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ngxviejjbd1rp7y3r.mp4)

>>247677
Her long legs are more suited for other things.

>>247679
I wish I could help you out with that, but I'm your lewd teacher, not your anger teacher.

>>247680
The hearts worked, we're getting married this Summer.

 No.247686

File: 1428383933317.png (364.93 KB, 641x361, 641:361, Lauren173.png)

>>247683
TSUMMY!!

>>247684
^~^ Too much!

a dangerous amount of truth.

 No.247687

File: 1428383995793.jpg (82.69 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10852727_675987129187251_1….jpg)

>>247685
Well, you're kind of both. :3
That's a nice video.

 No.247688

File: 1428384179499.jpg (55.77 KB, 1280x544, 40:17, 1390747731529.jpg)

>>247685
I told you so.

>>247686
Never too much!

Chix get it so easy…

 No.247689

File: 1428384234906.jpg (108.1 KB, 681x1024, 681:1024, chloe_moretz_jake_bailey_p….jpg)

>>247686
Hello.

 No.247690

File: 1428384302909.jpg (1.41 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, chloe_moretz_armani_exchan….jpg)


 No.247691

File: 1428384374124.jpg (2.75 MB, 3278x4096, 1639:2048, 60355_Joey_King_Battle_Los….jpg)

>>247689
Cute Chloe :3

 No.247692

File: 1428384428122.jpg (74.12 KB, 640x960, 2:3, nm138zcz591rp7y3ro1_1280.jpg)

>>247687
If by anger teacher you mean relieving you of the emotion, then yes. I am happy to be your teacher, baby.

>>247688
He wants you to be the priest.

 No.247693

File: 1428384428745.png (467.56 KB, 500x672, 125:168, Lauren311.png)

>>247689
how's it going?

>>247688
I can't handle all these hearts!!!

which is why I should be the woman

 No.247694

File: 1428384576044.jpg (32.65 KB, 440x507, 440:507, chloe_moretz_silhouette_00….jpg)

>>247692
He said that, hmm? I suppose I can preside over the ceremony. Make sure nothing untoward occurs.

>>247693
Have more then <333333333

As long as you're a fit rig I don't mind in the slightest :p

 No.247695

File: 1428384660742.jpg (672.67 KB, 2060x1236, 5:3, 1428282101817.jpg)

>>247692
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Much of my anger is caused by my lewd issue so it's 2 birds with 1 stone. :3

 No.247696

File: 1428384718703.jpg (76.64 KB, 612x612, 1:1, Lauren347.jpg)

>>247694
STAAAAAAHP I CAN'T TAKE IIIIT!!

fit rig?
my PC rig will come to life very very soon! Only a couple hundred more dollahs

 No.247697

File: 1428384738159.jpg (115.02 KB, 681x1024, 681:1024, chloe_moretz_jake_bailey_p….jpg)

>>247690
I'm uncomfortable now.

>>247691
She was insanely adorable.

>>247693
Not amazing, you?

>>247695
>wanting to be lewd
>2013+2

 No.247698

File: 1428384795377.webm (74.79 KB, 284x540, 71:135, Lauren Feet.webm)

>>247697
hey, up and down. Left and right. Sideways and backways. I just want to go home.

 No.247699

File: 1428384825660.jpg (345.97 KB, 1484x1900, 371:475, chloe_moretz_kick-ass_uk_p….jpg)

>>247696
What will happen if I continue?

yeah like sick bod, hawtness incarnate

Excitinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

>>247697
:/

 No.247700

File: 1428384866680.webm (821.92 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1428378077729.webm)

>>247697
>not wanting to be lewd
>2010+5

 No.247701

File: 1428384965637.jpg (188.01 KB, 681x1024, 681:1024, chloe_moretz_jake_bailey_p….jpg)

>>247698
I did read that, why not take public transport back? Is it not possible to take a train/bus or something?

>>247699
Sorry.

>>247700
Good goy.

 No.247702

File: 1428384968941.jpg (560.27 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, Lauren330.jpg)

>>247699
I'll probably pop like a love filled pimple

oh, well I get to look like whatever I feel like looking like. Since its all LARP

#NEWPCHYPE

 No.247703

File: 1428384991235.jpg (82.67 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10467704_561686580600997_4….jpg)

>>247697
She's still quite the qt..

>Not amazing


:/

 No.247704

File: 1428384997667.png (313.27 KB, 640x268, 160:67, http://40.media.tumblr.com….png)

>>247665
2 lewd, dropped my draws

 No.247705

File: 1428385001867.mp4 (239.55 KB, 360x360, 1:1, 127115007_mp4_h264_aac_2.mp4)

>>247694
Thank you, I like relieving all sorts of your stressors ;)

>>247700
Good, don't listen to emps.

 No.247706

File: 1428385089101.jpg (115.3 KB, 900x1318, 450:659, Lauren166.jpg)

>>247701
that would literally take… FOREVER! And plus, I talked them into leaving in the morning. So I won't be on till later tomorrow.

 No.247707

File: 1428385160596.jpg (1.07 MB, 1768x3000, 221:375, chloe_moretz_kick-ass_uk_p….jpg)

>>247700
You're less conflicted as of late, I imagine.

>>247701
Don't be qt, it's alright.

>>247702
ewwwwwwwwww!

And what do you feel like looking like?

:D

>>247705
Mine, hmm? I do have a few lately…

 No.247708

File: 1428385177341.jpg (408.03 KB, 1220x1826, 610:913, chloe_moretz_by_smallz_and….jpg)

>>247703
It's… different

I woke up

>>247706
Oh, well that's good then. Would it really take forever?

 No.247709

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 No.247710

File: 1428385275999.jpg (60.04 KB, 594x396, 3:2, 1411182455141.jpg)

>>247708
Oh I gotchu

Look on the bright side, at least now you get to spend another day with these fags..

 No.247711

File: 1428385305179.jpg (67.02 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 1427096502015.jpg)

>>247701
Jew pls.

>>247705
I won't. :3

>>247707
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
It ebbs and flows.

 No.247713

File: 1428385362858.mp4 (2.41 MB, 480x480, 1:1, nlk2mu80sQ1rp7y3r.mp4)

>>247704
Imagine waking up to this, QG.

>>247707
I told you the lewdness lessons are starting to work… Your stresses are too great to relieve, though.

 No.247714

File: 1428385460172.jpg (514.36 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, Lauren266.jpg)

>>247707
I know huh? Gross

Chloë :3

*O*

>>247708
Cause just driving here by car took 12 hours. So I could imagine how slow a bus will take. I could take a plane or train but I would have to take multiple unnecessary stops.

 No.247715

File: 1428385496203.jpg (450.76 KB, 1994x3000, 997:1500, chloe_moretz_armani_exchan….jpg)

>>247711
Any improvement at all, though?

>>247713
You're not confusing me with Slava right now, are you?

 No.247716

File: 1428385506876.jpg (106.24 KB, 640x629, 640:629, http://40.media.tumblr.com….jpg)

>>247713
T-the first part, r-right?? Lol. Cute. The girl in the bed isnt bad either

>Lewdness for ya

 No.247717

File: 1428385560170.jpg (61.81 KB, 758x960, 379:480, 1427816904020.jpg)

>>247715
I'd like to think a little. :)

 No.247718

File: 1428385728242.mp4 (2.45 MB, 480x480, 1:1, nlha7tP6q61rp7y3r.mp4)

>>247715
I'm not confusing you for Slava, I'm saying your stresses are too great for me to relieve, especially through private steam chat.

>>247716
Haha, yeah! I hate that fuckin dude, he's in way too many of her photos nowadays.

 No.247719

File: 1428385734320.jpg (48.17 KB, 600x370, 60:37, chloe_moretz_jameson_empir….jpg)

>>247714
Make sure to not pop then, bad for the skin, leaves scars

U-Uhm, oh Lord .//.

>>247716
Well well well

>>247717
Glad to hear it, as far as you relieving your heartache.

 No.247720

File: 1428385857634.jpg (2.4 MB, 2995x4500, 599:900, 1426099258664_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>247710
>Look on the bright side, at least now you get to spend another day with these fags..
Y-yay…

>>247714
Hmm, I guess, but I don't think interstate buses make many stops.

 No.247721

File: 1428385904508.jpg (636.08 KB, 1801x3000, 1801:3000, chloe_moretz_saturn_awards….jpg)

>>247719
wait, so don't pop pimples? ( o__o)

YEAH!! This Chloë

 No.247722

File: 1428385964015.jpg (396.94 KB, 1552x2759, 1552:2759, chloe_moretz_saturn_awards….jpg)

>>247720
I would think the driver would make a ton of stops for bathroom, gas and just to get a break from driving.

 No.247723

File: 1428386002478.jpg (62.81 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 130_1411163262056.jpg)

>>247720
You don't like spending time in here?

 No.247724

File: 1428386022287.jpg (435.31 KB, 1497x2784, 499:928, chloe_moretz_jameson_empir….jpg)

>>247718
Oh good, I was concerned.

You're welcome to try through any medium you wish :p

>>247721
It's ill-advised, really. Especially if they get bad, just use a decent cream on them and keep the skin clean and they go away.

That might lead to some interesting things at night :o

 No.247725

File: 1428386169726.jpg (2.08 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, chloe_moretz_versace_fashi….jpg)

>>247722
That is true.

>>247723
It's okay between about 10am and 8pm.

 No.247726

File: 1428386210404.jpg (735.37 KB, 3827x2870, 3827:2870, chloe_moretz_saturn_awards….jpg)

>>247724
well, I've never had really bad acne before. Just some pimples here and there. I'm on a routine right now for it and its alright, I'm suppose to be taking these antibiotics for it, but i hate pills

HELL FUCKING NO!! You aight doing that to me until we're married!

 No.247727

File: 1428386265382.jpg (72.99 KB, 736x981, 736:981, Lauren53.jpg)

>>247725
Train would probably be the cheapest and best option.

 No.247728

File: 1428386332206-0.jpg (75.94 KB, 640x640, 1:1, LaurenWGN1160.jpg)

File: 1428386332206-1.jpg (73.77 KB, 960x720, 4:3, Lauren182.jpg)

Aight gents. I'm off to bed. Gotta get up early tomorrow and ready myself for a day on the road. I'll see you kids later tomorrow night. Good night. hearts <333

 No.247729

File: 1428386428072.jpg (1.07 MB, 2650x3828, 1325:1914, chloe_moretz_jameson_empir….jpg)

>>247726
Ah I see, yeah it's typically those who got it bad that have such problems

But you're Chloe, way too hot for me to handle

Night babe luv ya

 No.247730

File: 1428386433870.jpg (240.35 KB, 881x1191, 881:1191, chloe_moretz_versace_fashi….jpg)

>>247728
Goodbye.

 No.247731

File: 1428386503483.jpg (324.71 KB, 1000x1424, 125:178, 1424078673941-0.jpg)

Hypothetical:

Say you lose your legs in a train accident, would you rather get robot prosthetics or get human leg transplants?

Both are medically possible in this scenario. The robot legs would be sci-fi tier advanced and the human legs would require a year of physical therapy for you to learn to walk again.

The human legs would also turn you gay.

 No.247732

File: 1428386564234.jpg (94.37 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 010_1407154004025.jpg)

>>247728
Night night baby! <3

 No.247733

File: 1428386576277.jpeg (136.39 KB, 930x434, 15:7, 19190177.jpeg)

>>247719
:)

>>247728
Sweet dreams. ♥

>>247731
How is that even a question?
It's a no-brainer.

 No.247734

File: 1428386605113.jpg (1.34 MB, 2650x5228, 1325:2614, chloe_moretz_jameson_empir….jpg)

>>247731
Seems as if you're tailored the question rather heavily… Even if human legs were more positive I would still choose robolegs, so cool

 No.247735

File: 1428386625226.jpg (1.23 MB, 2192x3000, 274:375, chloe_moretz_versace_fashi….jpg)

>>247731
Robot legs.

 No.247736

File: 1428386653416.jpg (137.14 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, 1413431025655.jpg)

>>247731
>The human legs would also turn you gay

I'll take my robot legs, thank you..

 No.247737

The human legs would make you taller and they'd be in peak human condition.

 No.247738

>>247737
I'm already tall

 No.247739

File: 1428386826505.jpg (1.77 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, chloe_moretz_versace_fashi….jpg)

>>247711
Oy vey, I am not Jewish

 No.247740

File: 1428386847611.jpg (307.19 KB, 1600x2255, 320:451, 1426470177090.jpg)

>>247733

I'll put you down for the gay legs then.

 No.247741

File: 1428386924603.jpg (62.48 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1416689161294.jpg)

>>247737
Still not worth it..

 No.247742

File: 1428387014847.jpg (84.8 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, k.jpg)

>>247731
>turn

where do you think we are?

 No.247743

File: 1428387083224.webm (2.56 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 1412764051917.webm)

>>247739
Okay, Mr Goldshekelbergensteinowitz.

>>247740
¬_¬
I swear on me mum.

 No.247744

File: 1428387281585.jpg (89.31 KB, 507x640, 507:640, ZWuHAKy.jpg)

>>247743
you swear at your mum? that's naughty, seems the lewdness is affecting your manners

 No.247745

File: 1428387317936.jpg (2.72 MB, 2832x4256, 177:266, 1420608331798.jpg)

Hypothetical Part 2:

It's a hot day and you're on the train, sitting at the window. You stick your arm out the window to try and cool yourself off. A post rips your dominant arm off at the shoulder.

Do you take the robot arm or a human arm transplant?

The robot arm will be awkward and clunky. You won't have fine motor skills anymore, so no more playing musical instruments or drawing.

The human transplant will make all your hair fall out, eyelashes and all. But it will work as good as your original arm.

 No.247746

File: 1428387403063.jpg (37.91 KB, 361x440, 361:440, russell.jpg)

>>247743
pls, I don't like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it… I bet you like Catholics. Can't stand them neither. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British.

>>247745
Which is least attractive to women? A metal arm or baldness?

 No.247747

File: 1428387401814.jpg (239.15 KB, 840x1150, 84:115, 35-Sonia-Lace.jpg)

>>247744
¬_¬
shut ur fuckin gob, criminal

>>247745
Human arm.
I've wanted no body hair for years.

 No.247749

File: 1428387544612.jpg (91.58 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1419395531242.jpg)

>>247745
I like my beard so robot again..

 No.247750

File: 1428387627303.jpg (108.57 KB, 482x640, 241:320, eQ3YMp8.jpg)

>>247745
I don't like hypothetical questions that are both bad options

>>247747
you can shut my gob bbgirl

 No.247751

File: 1428387667485.jpg (1.11 MB, 1000x1320, 25:33, chloe_moretz_wonderland_03.jpg)

>>247749
You have a beard :o Does it look good?

 No.247752

File: 1428387987494.webm (346.63 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 001_1427772954120.webm)

>>247751
It looks good to me.. not sure about everybody else.

 No.247753

File: 1428388050734.jpg (626.04 KB, 2395x3000, 479:600, 1420978596013.jpg)

Here's a hypothetical question guys.

Would you rather fuck a goat and no one would ever find out you did
OR
Would you rather not fuck a goat but everyone thinks you did?

 No.247754

File: 1428388143059.jpg (704.63 KB, 1000x1379, 1000:1379, chloe_moretz_wonderland_09.jpg)

>>247753
Gimme the goat, Imma fuck dat bad boy so hard

N-not that I want to or anything, I have to!

 No.247755

File: 1428388168016.jpg (50.14 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1530720_832961743420272_44….jpg)

>>247746
I don't LIKE Catholics, but I don't HATE them either.
I'm indifferent.

I don't like any of those things either, tbh.

>>247750
;)

 No.247756

File: 1428388187110.webm (1 MB, 622x666, 311:333, 1425278096017.webm)

>>247753

I think I've heard this question before.

I'd go with the former, but the screams would probably give me PTSD.

 No.247757

File: 1428388221599.jpg (39.05 KB, 443x604, 443:604, 005_1410317217456.jpg)

>>247753
I'd fuck the shit out of that goat..

 No.247758

File: 1428388407220.jpg (727.47 KB, 2505x3600, 167:240, PxM0lX1.jpg)

you people are disgusting I wouldn't touch the poor goat

 No.247759

File: 1428388444281.jpg (974 KB, 2012x3000, 503:750, 1390921732850.jpg)

>>247755
I-I was joking…

>>247756
It didn't specify how, maybe you could sedate the goat beforehand

 No.247760

File: 1428388507981.webm (526.4 KB, 320x568, 40:71, 1421040568771.webm)

>>247759

Then the terrorists would kill the princess.

 No.247761

File: 1428388528190.jpg (349.38 KB, 853x1280, 853:1280, 1415669899433-3.jpg)

>>247758
Now everyone thinks you did fuck the goat though.

>>247759
Na, the goat has gotta be awake.

 No.247762

File: 1428388580024.jpg (87.66 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1414148638135.jpg)

>>247745
I'd take the human arm 100%.

 No.247763

File: 1428388585005.jpg (117.04 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 924557_876352052411380_719….jpg)

>>247759
¬_¬
Now you made me look stupid.

 No.247764

File: 1428388665248.jpg (901.2 KB, 808x1214, 404:607, O5XF4jH (1).jpg)

>>247761
that matters less to me

>>247763
sorry but I think you did that yourself

 No.247765

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>>247758
What if it was a sheep and you were from New Zealand?

>>247763
You could never look stupid to me, Slava.

 No.247766

File: 1428388746545.jpg (126.34 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, chloe_moretz_kick-ass_pres….jpg)

>>247763
Don't feel too bad, I doubt anyone actually cares.

 No.247767

File: 1428388803601.jpg (109.97 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1419061682204.jpg)

>>247765

>armpit stubble

 No.247768

File: 1428388824180.jpg (71.2 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 10468101_10152639856054923….jpg)

>>247764
Rude.

>>247765
Thanks, bb.

 No.247769

File: 1428388980653.jpg (638.96 KB, 2722x3000, 1361:1500, 1405997567605.jpg)

Ok heres another one.

A spoonful of your dad's dick cheese or a mouthful of your mum's period blood

Ignoring biological formalities.

 No.247770

File: 1428389009738.jpg (238.9 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 1393308826592.jpg)

>>247769
Oh you have to swallow obviously…

 No.247771

File: 1428389017150.jpg (199.34 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, disgusted lexee.jpg)

Are you going to ask anything that's not gross?

 No.247772

File: 1428389051818.png (434.4 KB, 519x550, 519:550, 1421041766818.png)

>>247771
Not…. gross…?

I don't understand the question.

 No.247773

File: 1428389130992.jpg (100.15 KB, 427x640, 427:640, j5BCQx0.jpg)

>>247769
that's disgusting, you're disgusting

>>247765
if I was a filthy kiwi I would have killed myself

 No.247774

File: 1428389131609.jpg (1.11 MB, 2235x3000, 149:200, chloe_moretz_kick-ass_pres….jpg)

>>247769
Are chasers allowed? I'll take the cheese and follow it with several chugs of everclear

 No.247775

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>>247767
It's like a miniscule amount, dude, you'd barely feel it on your dick.

>>247768
<3

 No.247776

File: 1428389184904.jpg (1.59 MB, 1995x3000, 133:200, 1413934010000.jpg)

>>247773
I never said it wasn't disgusting.

>>247774
No chasers are allowed.

 No.247777

File: 1428389221426.png (130.91 KB, 438x440, 219:220, 1388295608826.png)

>>247769
What's up with the weird questions.. Can I at least bake the menstrual blood into some cookies?

 No.247778

File: 1428389254187.jpg (1.13 MB, 2056x3000, 257:375, chloe_moretz_kick-ass_pres….jpg)

>>247776
Nah, fuck yourself cunt. I choose neither, especially since you never said what you would choose.

 No.247779

File: 1428389296090.png (127.82 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1419784815220.png)

>>247777
Haha I dunno.

The last question use to be one we asked new members of my guild on wow.

It was a great way to see if they would fit in with us or not.

>>247778
Yeah well you see the correct answer is to mix them.

 No.247780

>>247779
Also no cookies. That would be cheating.

 No.247781

File: 1428389385539.jpg (75.08 KB, 257x331, 257:331, 1375133751119_123123674321….jpg)

>>247779
Not everyone shares your perverted, incestuous fantasies

 No.247782

File: 1428389405870.gif (1000.28 KB, 245x300, 49:60, m5443lclog1qcvmibo1_r1_250.gif)

I abstain from voting, K, so stop harassing me about it in private chat.

 No.247783

File: 1428389453849.jpg (1.36 MB, 900x1350, 2:3, 1427757506433.jpg)

>>247780
Then neither..
>>247782
Voting on what?

 No.247784

File: 1428389462194.jpg (83.71 KB, 940x865, 188:173, 1391012922821.jpg)

>>247782
Figures

 No.247785

File: 1428389472426.jpg (626.04 KB, 2395x3000, 479:600, 1420978596013.jpg)

>>247781
Pfft. This is the only one where there is a correct answer.

>>247782
You'll answer and you'll like it.

 No.247786

File: 1428389494016.jpg (1.92 MB, 1996x3000, 499:750, 1417502253691.jpg)

Did you guys read that story about how Kiki used one of the toilets on set and it turned out it wasn't hooked up to anything?

She was so embarrassed she cried.

 No.247787

File: 1428389505102.jpg (138.22 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, eclair-1024x768.jpg)

>>247777
>not semen eclairs

>>247776
I didn't say you didn't say that, but you are disgusting

 No.247788

File: 1428389537793.jpg (421.75 KB, 1000x670, 100:67, 1403147193432.jpg)

>>247786
>inb4 people believe you

>>247787
;_; T-that's hurtful

 No.247789

File: 1428389618228.jpg (101.03 KB, 640x640, 1:1, niitnwJRNw1rp7y3ro1_1280.jpg)

>>247783
His disgusting questions.

>>247784
I know, right? He needs everyone to stoop as low as himself.

>>247785
This board will not be bullied into becoming perverts.

 No.247790

File: 1428389657808.jpg (145.87 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, CBXBLXMVIAAxGDr.jpg large.jpg)

>>247786
Yeah, I read about that. Poor girl, it must have been so embarrassing. I can't imagine what went through her head after the fact.

 No.247791

File: 1428389680493.png (241.25 KB, 430x321, 430:321, 1331817761367.png)

>>247786
I can't tell whether this is true or not.

 No.247792

File: 1428389763936.jpg (1.26 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1427459796145.jpg)

>>247787
That shit's gay..

 No.247793

File: 1428389782221.jpg (1.18 MB, 4260x2676, 355:223, 1408523842351.jpg)

>>247788
>>247791

Why do you think January and Jessica are looking at her like this?

They know she's a gross little girl.

 No.247794

File: 1428389883293.jpg (73.24 KB, 640x640, 1:1, nimjlp1J9G1rp7y3ro1_1280.jpg)

>>247789
Look at this picture I posted of Lily… That's from a few months ago. She's using push-up bras and other tricks to make it look like she has a bigger chest.

She needs to accept her DFC.

 No.247795

File: 1428389896309.jpg (239.34 KB, 1338x2000, 669:1000, 1418961368578-0.jpg)

Ok here's another one.

Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured shit or shit flavoured chocolate?

 No.247796

File: 1428389916142.png (141.4 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1405676763788.png)

>>247789
>becoming

 No.247797

File: 1428389965544.jpg (115.03 KB, 1317x918, 439:306, 1343082249045.jpg)

>>247795
Shit flavoured chocolate, knowing it's not shit makes eating it a lot better, even if it tastes bad.

 No.247798

File: 1428390019794.png (352.72 KB, 500x680, 25:34, 1408063146093.png)

How about a non-disgusting question?

Would you rather be a vampire or werewolf?

Also, was there a vampire on the supernatural waifu list?

 No.247799

File: 1428390042399.jpg (342.23 KB, 2100x3150, 2:3, 1427088725257.jpg)

>>247797
What if you got to choose who's shit it was? Goddammit, I'm getting wrapped into K's stupid questions.

 No.247800

File: 1428390069859.jpg (266.97 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1392818193498.jpg)

>>247798
The latter seems fun

 No.247801

File: 1428390128086.jpg (71.23 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1427456300086.jpg)

>>247795
Shit flavored chocolate bro, now stop..
>>247798
Vampire.

 No.247802

File: 1428390149597.jpg (770.56 KB, 1102x1471, 1102:1471, 1397214046986.jpg)

>>247798
B-but disgusting questions have greater consequences ;-;

Vampire.

There we not any on the list.

>>247799
It's just random human faeces.

>>247801
>tfw i'm the only person enjoying the questions

 No.247803

File: 1428390160164.jpg (27.5 KB, 597x600, 199:200, 1336942072695.jpg)

>>247798
>be immortal, super powerful and fast, manipulate humans, etc
>shape shifting dog
Yeah… tough choice.

 No.247804

File: 1428390220705.jpeg (76.31 KB, 1366x854, 683:427, 1305409508_timetostudyana….jpeg)

>>247799
I don't think shit quality differs that much between people

>>247800
weird… vampire is the obviously better choice

>>247792
ur gay

 No.247805

File: 1428390277013.jpg (205.26 KB, 641x610, 641:610, 1392310135615.jpg)

>>247802
Says somein about you, then :p

>>247804
I don't wanna be sparkly though

 No.247806

File: 1428390333605.jpg (117.72 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1427450608487.jpg)

>>247803
And you have another reason to stay inside.
>>247802
Cause you're a weirdo.. proceed if ya want lol
>>247804
No u

 No.247807

File: 1428390336375.jpg (155.72 KB, 500x415, 100:83, 1339030001677.jpg)

>>247805
If you only sparkle in the sun, that makes the choice even easier…

 No.247808

File: 1428390381947.png (136.18 KB, 600x326, 300:163, 1409910460586.png)

>>247806
N-no. I won't. No one else is enjoying them :(

 No.247809

File: 1428390435140.jpg (91.08 KB, 640x640, 1:1, dog_cuddle.jpg)

>>247808
I'll enjoy them if it makes you happy :)

 No.247810

File: 1428390510656.gif (994.57 KB, 250x424, 125:212, 1419781260637.gif)

>>247809
It's too late. I'm already hurt by everyone. Especially tato.

 No.247811

File: 1428390580098.jpg (456.21 KB, 1609x2048, 1609:2048, chloe_moretz_flaunt_magazi….jpg)

>>247810
I-I liked the questions…

 No.247812

File: 1428390595508.jpg (100.63 KB, 485x540, 97:108, 1392309513450.jpg)

>>247807
I suppose… I would want to be a functional vampire, not a creepy monster looking guy.

Maybe I would be a vamp with Abbeh :3

 No.247813

File: 1428390638827.jpg (201.62 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 195_1413665677266.jpg)

>>247810
>taking anything Tato says at heart..

 No.247814

File: 1428390640638.webm (2.92 MB, 1848x1001, 24:13, 1396999221305.webm)

Would you rather be banji or fancy?

 No.247815

File: 1428390698671.jpg (899.41 KB, 3080x2054, 1540:1027, 1364089590197.jpg)

>>247812
>tfw no lagf

 No.247816

>>247815

>castrated male "gf"

 No.247817

File: 1428390756488.jpg (6.53 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 1390222232479.jpg)

>>247815
;_; I cry everytime

 No.247818

File: 1428390767985.jpg (664.72 KB, 3168x4752, 2:3, 1413486706866.jpg)

>>247811
T-thanks emps ♥ A-at least I can always count on you.

>>247814
banji ez

 No.247819

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 No.247820

File: 1428390791362.jpg (94.91 KB, 442x640, 221:320, LOsGqCE.jpg)

>>247805
I'd rather be sparkly than hairy tho

>>247810
i-its not my fault you were being gross ;_;

>>247815
la?

>>247814
that's tough, probably fancy

>>247816
literally the best kind

 No.247821

File: 1428391043004.jpg (818.51 KB, 3080x2054, 1540:1027, 136408962716.jpg)

>>247816
Not in LMi she's not.

>>247817
GOOD

>>247820
Little Abby

 No.247822

>>247820
Perhaps it'd be better. I'm already pale enough as is

>>247821
I want Abbeh :(

 No.247823

File: 1428391376961.webm (2.73 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, lexee dance.webm)

Hi folks.

 No.247824

File: 1428391440731.jpg (129.92 KB, 523x640, 523:640, OBQiA8H.jpg)

>>247821
and it's totally not pedo because she's like 1000 years old

>>247822
can redheads be vampires?

>>247823
good morning !

 No.247825

File: 1428391571079.jpg (1.85 MB, 3600x2636, 900:659, 051_1408609074900.jpg)

>>247823
Hey bro! How goes it?

 No.247826

File: 1428391613134.jpg (88.63 KB, 640x640, 1:1, nfvoszErmO1rp7y3ro1_1280.jpg)

>>247823
Hey.

Look how fuckin' smug this dog looks, fuckin' peach.

 No.247827

File: 1428391859201.jpg (53.04 KB, 1600x667, 1600:667, gallery_1_1366_1369180259_….jpg)

>>247823
Hey

>>247824
Couple hundred years, so definitely not pedo. Good you finally understand these intricacies :)

 No.247828

File: 1428391897297.jpg (25.44 KB, 500x360, 25:18, 1364089471620.jpg)

>>247822
No Abby for you :<

 No.247829

File: 1428392131635.gif (232.75 KB, 160x160, 1:1, 1390149961347.gif)

>>247823
Hey champ

>>247824
I'd have thought I'd be best suited to being a pale sparkly guy

>>247828
I want ;_;

 No.247830

File: 1428392191475.jpg (101.23 KB, 612x612, 1:1, !1377509_429093820528841_1….jpg)

Night night

 No.247831

File: 1428392255393.jpg (94.61 KB, 858x858, 1:1, NeuJTbZ.jpg)

>>247827
tfwn loli vampire who lives off a different bodily fluid

>>247829
I think a mermaid makes more sense, ariel was a redhead

>>247830
bye there joey <3

 No.247832

File: 1428392334259.jpg (46.16 KB, 880x727, 880:727, 1364089463415.jpg)

>>247829
Paedophile

>>247830
buhbai

>>247831
You wouldn't even want that

 No.247833

File: 1428392376392.jpg (89.87 KB, 640x640, 1:1, nllz5faxSx1rp7y3ro1_1280.jpg)

>>247830
Night.

 No.247834

>>247831
Am I to be a mermaid then? Might be fun

>>247832
No ;_;

>>247830
Night bb

 No.247835

File: 1428392435959.jpg (105.24 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1405854484126.jpg)

>>247830
Night lulu

 No.247836

File: 1428392486571.jpg (739.87 KB, 3080x2054, 1540:1027, 1364089596481.jpg)

>>247834
Pedophile: noun,
Psychiatry.
1.
an adult who is sexually attracted to young children.

 No.247837

File: 1428392496725.webm (2.46 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, arielsophia robb.webm)

tfw no alien mermaid gf

 No.247838

>>247836
Defining yourself there, are ya?

 No.247839

File: 1428392613966.jpg (55.21 KB, 640x360, 16:9, PtGkEIi.jpg)

>>247832
w-why do you say that?

>>247834
but you'll have to wear a fish bowl helmet on your head to breath

>>247837
>lip bite

muh dick

 No.247840

File: 1428392623735.jpg (71.08 KB, 1600x667, 1600:667, gallery_1_1366_1369180264_….jpg)

>>247838
I typed "want Abby gf" into google and that came up :)

 No.247841

File: 1428392816291.jpg (1.75 MB, 2170x3254, 1085:1627, 1396182216768.jpg)

>>247824
>>247825
>>247826
>>247827
>>247829
i love coming here during australia time, I get such a warmer reception than with the brits and canadians.

>>247830
goodnight

 No.247842

File: 1428392853652.jpg (666.87 KB, 1680x2048, 105:128, 1427913207014.jpg)

AoC a-are you here atm?

 No.247843

File: 1428392920273.jpg (5.66 MB, 2832x4256, 177:266, chloe_moretz_as_hit-girl_i….jpg)

>>247839
You don't like little girls?

>>247841
Yeah, British time blows

 No.247844

File: 1428392981922.gif (821.24 KB, 245x150, 49:30, 1389051519313.gif)

>>247839
Hmm, maybe they can make me a cooler breathing apparatus so it's not as lame

>>247840
pschh, I doubt that!

>>247841
It's because we're cooler, obviously

 No.247845

File: 1428393079663.jpg (485.6 KB, 2303x3300, 2303:3300, chloe_moretz_hellboy_2_pre….jpg)

>>247844
Y-you don't want an Abbeh gf?

 No.247847

File: 1428393187349.jpg (107.73 KB, 696x594, 116:99, 1389051386151.jpg)

>>247845
ofc I do I meant I doubt that you got that search result when you typed that in.

 No.247848

File: 1428393244075.jpg (122.42 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, nl4aJ35.jpg)

>>247843
who wouldn't like little girls?

>>247844
nope, you're a mermaid with a silly hat

 No.247849

File: 1428393336790.webm (1.31 MB, 320x240, 4:3, sally at sterling cooper.webm)

>when I grow up, I'm gonna have big ones too!

thank god that never happened.

 No.247850

File: 1428393409461.png (1.08 MB, 640x960, 2:3, IMG_1112.PNG)

P-please get this in high res AoC if you're here.

 No.247851

File: 1428393470650.jpg (66.39 KB, 918x800, 459:400, 1389015001058.jpg)

>>247848
Hmm, I think I would rather be a normal plain ol' guy instead

>>247850
Thirstin'

 No.247852

File: 1428393508787.jpg (213.19 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, lalapeyton_lalapeyton~1428….jpg)

>>247850
He already posted this.

 No.247853

File: 1428393540500.jpg (511.18 KB, 2230x3300, 223:330, chloe_moretz_hellboy_2_pre….jpg)

>>247847
C-could have..

>>247848
Me. I wanna fuck little girls, seriously.

 No.247854

File: 1428393557191.jpg (892.31 KB, 2100x3150, 2:3, 1403272134892.jpg)

>>247852
He did? I didn't see it on /cel/ and I haven't backread in ages.

Cheers then.

 No.247855

File: 1428393623589.jpg (41.82 KB, 640x852, 160:213, Bze88gJCYAAowZ2.jpg)

>>247854
Yeah, /cel/ was where I got it.
She looks so perfect.

 No.247856

File: 1428393774228.jpg (75.84 KB, 911x527, 911:527, 1387979232702.jpg)

>>247853
No way other things would have appeared I'm sure

 No.247857

File: 1428393916954.jpg (97.33 KB, 600x800, 3:4, MC6AX0J.jpg)

>>247853
lewd monster!

 No.247858

File: 1428394040658.gif (Spoiler Image, 167.38 KB, 296x360, 37:45, wow.gif)

>>247856
Not much, here's what I found

>>247857
How? I was expressing my distaste for them

 No.247859

File: 1428394065647.jpg (49.87 KB, 750x1130, 75:113, 3bCF7vq.jpg)

>>247858
I'd offer you a seat

 No.247860

File: 1428394209133.gif (6.53 MB, 500x504, 125:126, 1367386318007_nylon_11.gif)

>>247859
How nice of you :> My feet are rather sore.

 No.247861

File: 1428394432195.jpg (375.93 KB, 628x636, 157:159, Gm9k6iY.jpg)

>>247860
aww, poor empy, come sit in my lap till you feel better :3

 No.247862

File: 1428394517209.jpg (130.06 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1427676626179.jpg)


 No.247863

File: 1428394657884.gif (2.99 MB, 305x344, 305:344, 1412815130392.gif)

>>247861
I'll pass…

 No.247864

File: 1428394726770.jpg (280.43 KB, 989x1337, 989:1337, fbsafnj.jpg)

>>247863
fine… piss off

 No.247865

File: 1428394816339.gif (2.99 MB, 322x332, 161:166, 1425423339822.gif)


 No.247866

File: 1428394921326.jpg (82.57 KB, 612x816, 3:4, 1382803577275.jpg)

>>247858
Memes, you just meme'd me Emps.

 No.247867

File: 1428394985161.gif (1018.5 KB, 350x207, 350:207, tumblr_mxpz6nRDjT1sh4q9ko1….gif)

Good night, my lewd companions. ♥

 No.247868

File: 1428395035855.gif (4.01 MB, 500x492, 125:123, 1405711683053_Untitled-2.gif)

>>247866
You deserve it, you suck

 No.247869

File: 1428395062339.jpg (90.01 KB, 442x594, 221:297, 1379649763814.jpg)

>>247867
Au revoir

 No.247870

File: 1428395129586.jpg (109.67 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, 1382195747174.jpg)

>>247868
You smell

 No.247871

File: 1428395149603.gif (7.08 MB, 448x361, 448:361, not true.gif)

>>247867
>lewd companions

 No.247872

File: 1428395194877.jpg (55.34 KB, 755x1068, 755:1068, 9uOnM4P.jpg)

>>247865
dont try to make me feel bad!

>>247867
goodnight! kissu~ <3

>>247871
>is it true you hate cock?

 No.247873

File: 1428395215249.jpg (114.38 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1404956738727.jpg)

>>247867
bai bai slava

 No.247874

File: 1428395256732.jpg (132.91 KB, 525x540, 35:36, 1413790912591.jpg)

Hello again /waifuist/ desu~

 No.247875

File: 1428395351385.gif (1.32 MB, 202x360, 101:180, Not a lesbian.gif)

>>247870
Why are you mean to me? I was gonna say okay to Hick later, but now I feel hurt.

>>247872
Meanie
>

>>247874
Harro

 No.247876

File: 1428395378106.jpg (93.99 KB, 604x604, 1:1, 1414536570572.jpg)

>>247874
Haiii desu-chan :3

 No.247877

File: 1428395457383.png (383.61 KB, 1422x800, 711:400, 00319241.png)

>>247874
konichiwa kraut-chan

 No.247878

File: 1428395556610.jpg (140.8 KB, 1024x634, 512:317, nYSSS4w.jpg)

>>247874
so desu ne~

>>247875
you're the meaniest, no wonder red hates you

 No.247879

File: 1428395564178.jpg (970.35 KB, 2549x3824, 2549:3824, chloe_moretz_jameson_empir….jpg)

>>247875
Woo when you wanna watch? :3

 No.247880

File: 1428395698845.png (369.29 KB, 500x500, 1:1, desu rises.png)

>>247875
>>247876
>>247877
>>247878
And how is my favourite group of 3D waifuists doing today desu ka~?

 No.247881

File: 1428395940754.jpg (247.57 KB, 2335x1652, 2335:1652, 1419906009483.jpg)

>>247880
Swell enough my dear. Why is it that you've come to a place with a dimension too much for you? Or do you like 3D too?

 No.247882

File: 1428396055272.gif (1.97 MB, 348x468, 29:39, Gasp.gif)

>>247878
H-he hates me? ;_;

>>247879
I really don't know… you decide

>>247880
Bad, then okay, now meh. You?

 No.247883

File: 1428396222131.gif (324.97 KB, 237x213, 79:71, 1425879880519.gif)

>>247882
Don't believe his lies, my love <3

Give it a few hours then, call it 10pm?

W-When were you okay? Just recently?

 No.247884

File: 1428396253866.jpg (150.88 KB, 2000x1328, 125:83, sally comes to scdp.jpg)

>>247867
goodnight lewd man

 No.247885

File: 1428396363856.jpg (172.39 KB, 1300x1503, 1300:1503, 1418294344607.jpg)

>>247880
I'm pretty good mai Deutschland friend. How are you?

 No.247886

File: 1428396389972.jpg (106.33 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1404702472364.jpg)

>>247880
hello sir

we are well, and watching twilight zone.

http://connectcast.tv/mhmdzl

 No.247887

File: 1428396528376.gif (1.95 MB, 249x273, 83:91, 1374533498495.gif)

>>247883
Not sure if I will have the PC at 10

After I drank a litre of coke

 No.247888

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>>247881
I'm not sure that I can explain in anyway that won't sound too stupid desu~ Simply put the extra dimension doesn't bother me, assuming my waifu's lack of a dimension doesn't bother anybody it should be fine desu~

>>247882
>>247885
I am doing better than yesterday desu~

>>247886
It is kind of you offer, but I can't right now desu~ I hope you all enjoy it at least desu~

 No.247889

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>>247887
Sugar rushin' Empy-kun :3

Hmm. Will you have it later on this evening?

>>247888
It's not stupid in the slightest. I was just curious as to how you managed to find us/decide to post. Girls of all dimensions are allowed here, as long as they're waifu material :)

 No.247890

File: 1428397614177.gif (1.46 MB, 480x272, 30:17, 1385657733359.gif)

>>247889
Probably after 11

 No.247891

File: 1428397657361.png (83.56 KB, 550x550, 1:1, 443.png)

>>247889
The reasons are some level of social interaction that isn't completely anonymous, I don't really know anybody and almost never leave my apartment desu~ Other circle-jerks seemed larger, more confusing, and more intimidating than here desu~ Not to use it as a substitute for real interaction, but it seemed like it might be helpful considering I have spoken to only five people in person in the last three years desu~ Even on imageboards I post very little desu~

Well I think Suiseiseki is waifu material desu~

 No.247892

File: 1428397965859.jpg (334.46 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, kobato.jpg)

>>247890
Would you be opposed to watching then?

>>247891
I can understand that completely. Desiring interaction of any level and design is natural, we're herd animals at heart. You've found a decent little community, if you can become used to the quirks.

>tfw heterochromic waifus

 No.247893

File: 1428398458253.jpg (66.19 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 221.jpg)

>>247892
I'm not entirely sure I desire it, but I kind of need to try desu~ Up until a few weeks ago I hadn't left my apartment in two years, my therapist either had to visit or call~ The medication does less than they claim… desu~

I thought that Kobato wore contacts desu~

Who is your waifu anyway desu ka~? I have sort of picked up on other people's waifus desu~

 No.247894

File: 1428398745666.jpg (68.33 KB, 720x960, 3:4, njjtb4UYH41rp7y3ro1_1280.jpg)

>>247893
Have you picked up on Lily-Rose?

 No.247895

File: 1428398794398.jpg (767.36 KB, 1333x2000, 1333:2000, 0.jpg)

Get this Chinese cartoon bullshit out of my fucking thread.

 No.247896

File: 1428399054628.gif (928.9 KB, 264x320, 33:40, 1420333571792.gif)

>>247892
It would be fine.

>>247895
Make me
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 No.247897

File: 1428399120303.jpg (1.15 MB, 2039x2901, 2039:2901, 1379023315887.jpg)

>>247893
I suppose after that long, it's difficult to converse at all, let alone in person.

She does, still counts :p

Erm, Chloe, I suppose. Far as 3D is concerned.

>>247895
Lol, cheerful hello to you too, sweetheart

>>247896
:3 Wonderful

 No.247898

File: 1428399298427.jpg (24.85 KB, 640x480, 4:3, suicry.jpg)

>>247894
The one who might be inclined to stab me desu ka~? Not yet, maybe one day desu~

>>247895
Sorry, I will go now desu~

>>247897
A lot of people here seem to like Chloe, she is very pretty desu~

 No.247899

File: 1428399307336.jpg (816.12 KB, 4128x2322, 16:9, breakfast.jpg)

>tfw breakfast

 No.247900

File: 1428399398539.jpg (159.81 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, fun.jpg)

>>247899
>No loaded handgun next to the plate
0/10 un-American, reported to the FBI

>>247898
If you are going, see you another time

 No.247901

File: 1428399466111.jpg (879.82 KB, 1998x3000, 333:500, 1379031331926.jpg)

>>247898
I'd advise ya now not to listen to any single person who's hostile. Ignore the unwarranted flaming, and you'll be fine

Cuz she's the OP qt, of course

>>247899
Fuckin' tasty lookin'

 No.247902

File: 1428399502354.jpg (708.65 KB, 1333x2000, 1333:2000, Kristen Stewart-048469 Sas….jpg)

>>247897
Hey Red. You good?

>>247898
You think Chloe is pretty? You can stay.

>>247899
Yummy.

 No.247903

File: 1428399542047.jpg (372.68 KB, 1000x636, 250:159, 1421724848868.jpg)

>>247900
that's how it goes here in soviet canuckistan

 No.247904

File: 1428399552161.jpg (385.77 KB, 1100x1100, 1:1, 1382153103415.jpg)

>>247902
I'm pretty swell champ. You?

 No.247905

File: 1428399779080.jpg (389.73 KB, 960x1440, 2:3, 0.jpg)

>>247904
I'm alright. Trying to enjoy a week off work but I'm pretty bored. Maybe I should try going outside.

 No.247906

File: 1428399790131.jpg (98.27 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1405696660953.jpg)

>>247903
One day, one day we will get our guns and the Australian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic will end, same for the Canadian one.

 No.247907

File: 1428399867853.jpg (59.76 KB, 500x500, 1:1, m0ujrqwTJV1rp7y3ro1_500.jpg)

>>247898
She only stabs out of love.

>>247899
Looks pretty good, nice large breakfast.

 No.247908

File: 1428399912330.jpg (914.3 KB, 2046x3000, 341:500, 1382243579063.jpg)

>>247905
Out of things to do?

>>247906
I would totally love a gun guns are so cool and like heavy and I bet I could have some cool ones

 No.247910

File: 1428400078032.jpg (800.82 KB, 4284x2844, 119:79, chloe_moretz_texas_killing….jpg)

>>247908
iknorite?

 No.247911

File: 1428400112725.jpg (270.29 KB, 1082x1500, 541:750, 0.jpg)

>>247908
There's stuff I could do, I'm just in one of those moods where I don't want to do anything other than sit on the internet all day.

 No.247912

File: 1428400150391.jpg (299.45 KB, 1525x1327, 1525:1327, 1404598091566 - Copy.jpg)

>>247907
I'd lovestab her

 No.247913

File: 1428400202287.jpg (52.47 KB, 569x621, 569:621, 1382319653009.jpg)

>>247910
How many gunz would you get empy?

>>247911
The net's an entire world in and of itself, so you're not lacking :) Maybe go get somein to eat? Go for a walk, stretch those legs

BOOM SHIT'S ON POINT TONITE GO GO GO
>>247909
>>247909
>>247909
>>247909
>>247909
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