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"Waifu" - While we know and accept the true original meaning of waifu in the anime culture, we commonly use it in a non-serious form to describe all kinds of 'waifuing' of all levels. Don't be foolish to take it seriously.

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 No.255240[Last 50 Posts]

Waifus eating food edition!

 No.255241

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 No.255245

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>>255242

I don't know. I think I've been corrupted my whole life! I just needed someone to take the blame for it! shhhhhhhhhhhhhh


 No.255246

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>>255245

Oho, so you needed a scapegoat?! :o


 No.255247

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 No.255248

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>>255246

Uh huh! And it worked!

>>255247

Why is girls eating burgers hot to me?!


 No.255249

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>>255247

Ariel eats?


 No.255250

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>>255248

Who'd you blame, then? :p


 No.255251

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>>255248

Peyton gave me the burger fetish.

>>255249

ebin xD


 No.255252

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>>255250

He blames me for everything… since I was born.


 No.255253

File: 1429553478114.gif (Spoiler Image, 3.76 MB, 331x250, 331:250, 1411220278023.gif)

Does this count as food?


 No.255254

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 No.255255

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>>255252

Oh shush

>>255253

Welp, she sure is a keeper


 No.255256

File: 1429553588669.jpg (88.06 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1416793864049.jpg)

>>255250

Stevis

>>255251

I see why. I love that Bella since I first saw it


 No.255257

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>>255256

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

Why he get the blame?


 No.255258

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>>255254

oh no! The mouth chewer returns!


 No.255259

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>>255254

Damn, that's such a cute ASR! So, do you like like girls?


 No.255260

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>>255257

Cuz he is the lewdest one of all of us! :P


 No.255261

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>>255255

Indeed

tfw no waifu to munch on your ass

>>255256

Same, it was actually that gif that prompted me to make a Bella folder :3

I was still dealing with the shame back then

>>255258

She's too patrician to bother with table manners.

>>255259

I'm not sure I follow your line of question.


 No.255262

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>>255261

Aww. but it's like the best Bella! I have the webm somewhere.

and I know…but…it was ridiculous. K. even warned me before I saw the movie. She is seriously lucky she is gorgeous!


 No.255263

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>>255262

Yeah, Bella was GOAT back then :3

>watching a movie for the lewdie scenes

Degenerate!


 No.255264

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hi


 No.255265

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>>255264

Shalom :)


 No.255266

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hey everyone <3


 No.255267

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>>255263

B-but I watched for the plot!! those 10 minutes of plots hehehe

>>255264

Hey…….BYE

I'll see you guys later!


 No.255268

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>>255266

Hey Rusty :)


 No.255269

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>>255265

Heyyyy, sup

>>255266

Hey

>>255267

o-oh ok, bye


 No.255270

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>>255264

>>255266

Heya.

>>255261

Would ya bang one? :D :P


 No.255271

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 No.255272

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>>255267

Yeah, the plot explored depths I wasn't prepared for in those 10 minutes.

Bye <3

>>255269

Absolutely nothing ;_;

Really bored.

How are things on your end?

>>255270

I have :3


 No.255273

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>>255271

Well, I'm trying to put more kills in the StatTral Galil AR Deazy gave me.

>>255267

Bye.

>>255272

Cool!


 No.255274

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>>255272

Awwww

Same here too, kinda bored


 No.255275

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 No.255276

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>>255275

They are looking like some proper chavs


 No.255277

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>>255276

reminds me of the good old days..


 No.255278

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>>255276

>maisie & sophie there

Of course they're proper chavs.


 No.255279

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>>255277

Of chavyness?

>>255278

True that, they probably stink of cigarette smoke and cheap beer


 No.255280

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>>255279

of trailing the streets


 No.255281

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>>255280

Ahhhhhhh so you the chav


 No.255282

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>>255279

What would Ariel stink of?


 No.255283

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>>255090

Fucking kill yourself


 No.255284

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>>255282

Hmmmm, probably hair product and grease


 No.255285

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>>255273

I guess this is good enough for today. Somebody please show Deazy when he gets here.

Ahem: >>255282

>>255283

Hello, Empy.


 No.255286

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>>255284

What about if she was wearing something like this?


 No.255287

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>>255281

back when i actually socialised


 No.255288

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>>255286

pussy

>>255287

Good ol times right there


 No.255289

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>>255288

She has a very lewd stench.


 No.255290

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>>255289

I hope so, dunno where its emanating from though


 No.255291

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>>255288

underage drinking, drugs, parties.

miss that


 No.255292

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>>255285

Hello again


 No.255293

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>>255290

She can tell you where its emanating from.


 No.255294

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 No.255295

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 No.255296

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 No.255297

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>>255295

Yeah I saw, looks good


 No.255298

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>>255296

Hey there! I didn't see that! Hahaha.


 No.255299

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>>255297

I'ma have more than a hundred on it by the end of this month hopefully.


 No.255300

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>>255291

Bleh sounds like stuff I try to avoid

>>255293

I a better visual learner

>>255294

She looks so cute there!


 No.255301

File: 1429556681906.png (486.81 KB, 425x563, 425:563, Sleeping Little Chloë.png)

Good night.


 No.255302

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>>255282

Like angels

>>255291

We should get a few grams of Molly and hang out :)

>>255294

<3


 No.255303

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>>255300

Yeah I really like that casual jumper set. Not enough casual Kiernan

>>255301

Good night ♥


 No.255304

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 No.255305

>>255301

Night :)


 No.255306

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>>255300

i enjoyed it at the time

>>255301

Night :)

>>255302

sounds fun :)


 No.255307

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>>255302

Hey Lucy :3 ♥


 No.255308

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>>255303

Yeah I like the casual attire, very fitting of her

>>255304

EMpssssssssssssssss hi

>>255306

Different people I guess


 No.255309

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>>255308

Nice Jordyns you are posting too


 No.255310

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>>255309

Thanks! I only choose the best!


 No.255311

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>>255306

It would be

>>255307

You up to much?

>>255308

You should always aim to try new things :)


 No.255312

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>>255308

ever tried?

>>255311

where in the UK are you?


 No.255313

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>>255311

True, I got time for that in uni!


 No.255314

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 No.255315

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>>255314

Hi! whats up?

>>255312

Nahhhh im a loser


 No.255316

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>>255311

Not really. Gonna work out in a bit. Another failure of a work day


 No.255317

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>>255311

whats up with you?


 No.255318

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>>255315

aww :(


 No.255319

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What is Chloe trying to say with the OP pic?


 No.255320

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>>255315

Nothing, you?


 No.255321

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>>255319

Clean your dirty mind

Not a fan of that new earing she has


 No.255322

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>>255318

Ehhhhhh im comfortable with it

>>255319

She likes a bit of nana

>>255320

Same, we are so alike


 No.255323

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>>255321

I thought you liked my dirty mind :3c

>>255322

Specifically brown nanas?


 No.255324

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Goodnight guyiz <3


 No.255325

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>>255323

She already had the white one, she aint picky!

GODDAMIT QG WHO IS THIS IN YOUR DAMN JORDYN FOLDER!

>>255324

Night!


 No.255326

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>>255323

Lol, not when you are talking about Chloe

>>255324

Good night ♥


 No.255327

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>>255324

nighty night


 No.255328

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>>255312

Glasgow :)

Yourself?

>>255313

What are you going to study?

>>255316

>work out

You a big guy?

I'm doing absolutely nothing. I'm wasting time basically

>>255324

Night bro <3


 No.255329

>>255328

International Hospitality Management

Deazy is a big boi!


 No.255330

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>>255322

No, not really.


 No.255331

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>>255325

Lexee! Sorry sometimes I get lazy with saving pics :P


 No.255332

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>>255330

Oh come onnnnn, we are both white and stuff!

>>255331

Np np. That girl got nice eyes!


 No.255333

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>>255328

ooh, just north of Newcastle


 No.255334

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>>255328

Haha not really. "Athletic" maybe

>>255331

Hey ♥


 No.255335

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>>255334

Do you run?


 No.255336

File: 1429558746745.jpg (1.02 MB, 2176x3264, 2:3, chloe_moretz_louis_vuitton….jpg)

>>255324

Night.

>>255326

Whoops, I forgot she was your waifu for a sec :P


 No.255337

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>>255332

That's it, good job


 No.255338

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>>255337

Luv u 2


 No.255339

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>>255335

Yep

When I'm at home in full workout mode, 3 days weights, 2 days running a week

>>255336

haha, I havent posted her in ages. Mostly because I dont have any new stuff. I need to update my folders


 No.255340

File: 1429559059907.png (913.89 KB, 1068x614, 534:307, 1425941171214.png)

>>255329

That sounds nerdy as fuck :3

Would you say he's a big guy for you?

>>255333

Ah right. I thought you were from London.

>>255334

>tfw I imagined you to be a qt grill


 No.255341

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>>255339

Damn, thats good man. Gonna get swole!

>>255340

Fits me then!

I have yet to see that!


 No.255343

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>>255342

>dem thighs


 No.255344

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>>255340

booo! down with the south!!


 No.255346

File: 1429559443134.jpg (81.97 KB, 1000x1192, 125:149, HExZnrw.jpg)

>>255345

Oh lawdy!


 No.255348

File: 1429559525996-0.webm (2.89 MB, 854x480, 427:240, TateBash.webm)

File: 1429559525996-1.webm (2.68 MB, 768x432, 16:9, tateBash2.webm)

>>255341

That movie?

Don't worry yourself, it's shit!

>>255342

I like where this is going.

>>255344

Do you have a qt accent? :3


 No.255349

File: 1429559544608.jpg (2.89 MB, 3816x2592, 53:36, London_from_a_hot_air_ball….jpg)

>>255344

You wanna fight m8


 No.255350

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>>255338

Am indifferent 2 u


 No.255351

File: 1429559660085.jpg (107.14 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1397955933183.jpg)

>>255347

She is so hot

>>255348

Too muscley

I'm quite skinny


 No.255352

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>>255349

Enjoy Sharia, Jamal


 No.255353

File: 1429559737081.gif (1.06 MB, 200x150, 4:3, tFLwITj.gif)

>>255348

Wow she got a massive back!

>>255349

NORTH = BEST

>>255350

b-but you said you loved me!


 No.255354

File: 1429559830407.jpg (86.05 KB, 610x390, 61:39, PP-Newcastle-087_big.jpg)

>>255349

u wanna go?

>>255351

definitely is


 No.255355

File: 1429559861117.png (353.56 KB, 630x349, 630:349, 1401374085044.png)

>>255352

Nigel will save us

>>255353

I have family from both! Im so divided :o


 No.255356

File: 1429559993533.jpg (835.42 KB, 1998x3000, 333:500, C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppD….jpg)

>>255353

I find that very hard to believe.


 No.255357

File: 1429560101012.jpg (386.74 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, tumblr_nhimvpS1lU1ss09k4o1….jpg)

>>255355

If you are a real man! with hair on your chest and a fire in your belly then you are northern. But if you have no body hair and a tiny penis then you are southern!

>>255356

plz emps!


 No.255358

File: 1429560162719.jpg (66.87 KB, 664x999, 664:999, 1397006032716.jpg)


 No.255359

File: 1429560248625.jpg (110.55 KB, 1012x675, 1012:675, nightcrawler.jpg)

>Englishmen crying about north and south

>all of them live in the south

>>255351

Very qt :3

>>255353

Aye, shes' a big gurl :)

>>255355

Pls no!


 No.255360

File: 1429560284700.jpg (1.07 MB, 2351x4211, 2351:4211, chloe_moretz_oscars_517.jpg)

>>255357

I have the chest hair but no belly fire.


 No.255361

File: 1429560327949.jpg (70.91 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10890959_602461923187160_1….jpg)

>>255358

phew. dont need confrontation

>>255359

north=anything north of london


 No.255362

File: 1429560341143.jpg (983.91 KB, 1999x3000, 1999:3000, C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppD….jpg)

>>255357

plz what?


 No.255363

File: 1429560333134.jpg (1.46 MB, 2400x3604, 600:901, 6.jpg)

>>255359

Ewww! Why the fuck did I post that!


 No.255364

File: 1429560563194.png (589.38 KB, 473x609, 473:609, omPbf7z.png)

>>255359

Status as qt regained?

Haha. Better than Sturgeon

>>255361

Never with you qt


 No.255365

File: 1429560584702.jpg (698.35 KB, 1505x3000, 301:600, 2014-01-13T084001Z_9922476….JPG)

>>255361

For you!


 No.255366

File: 1429560633139.jpg (384.94 KB, 1150x1404, 575:702, JKJ9vjj.jpg)

>>255358

Thats what I thought!

>>255359

I can check if you want

>>255362

Luv me back

>>255359

Why do I find it attractive?


 No.255367

File: 1429560742775.png (427.7 KB, 355x607, 355:607, 92cR0yQ.png)

>>255366

My dick isnt small! I dont really have chest hair though


 No.255368

File: 1429560744559.jpg (1.31 MB, 3000x2251, 3000:2251, ari_win_fo_x_aft_par_gol_g….jpg)

>>255364

That's Queen Nicola I to you!


 No.255369

File: 1429560806914.jpg (235.83 KB, 1022x1559, 1022:1559, WbenpLm.jpg)

>>255367

Im going to need to check on that one Deazy!

Yeah I dont have chest hair either but im young!


 No.255370

File: 1429560939156.jpeg (962.36 KB, 936x1404, 2:3, 936full-ariel-winter.jpeg)

>>255366

Because it is attractive. I want her to give me big strong cuddles and protect me from thugs when we go out on dates :3

>>255367

>my dick isnt small

Brag more!


 No.255371

File: 1429561038356.jpg (1.25 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppD….jpg)


 No.255372

File: 1429561067024.jpg (137.2 KB, 934x1400, 467:700, xT4LQd8.jpg)

>>255370

lol I think she would be doing that! slinging you over her shoulder when she carries you over puddles!

>>255371

Cuz I have known you for like 2 years now!


 No.255373

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>255372

Yeah, she'd certainly look after me :3


 No.255374

File: 1429561353956.jpg (2.11 MB, 2456x3696, 307:462, C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppD….jpg)


 No.255375

File: 1429561384896.webm (182.86 KB, 300x416, 75:104, UnequaledInbornBedlington….webm)

>>255373

Yo she scary!

>>255374

We are pretty much like best friends now!


 No.255376

File: 1429561702186.jpg (85.37 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, B9_V4yDCIAAMhD_.jpg_large.jpg)

>>255364

aw bubs <3


 No.255377

File: 1429561801628.jpg (35.54 KB, 453x300, 151:100, 1404515996407.jpg)

brb guys showering


 No.255378

File: 1429561916204.jpg (2.15 MB, 2396x3600, 599:900, C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppD….jpg)

>>255375

I don't think it works that way.


 No.255379

File: 1429561957077.webm (3.51 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, pow.webm)

>>255377

Post pics


 No.255380

File: 1429562831190.jpg (48.65 KB, 600x600, 1:1, B1jOiw4CEAAMjnc.jpg)

>>255368

hahaha

Border patrols along Hadrians wall once more?

>>255369

L-lewd

I dont want any

>>255370

Its not bragging, just the truth


 No.255381

File: 1429563232199.jpg (75.13 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 20150210214332-baca0a3f.jpg)

>>255342

>>255345

>>255347

Nice CP you have there.


 No.255382

File: 1429563267158.jpg (145.35 KB, 1280x876, 320:219, 1404517680404.jpg)

>>255378

But we got likeee history and stuff!

>>255379

You first!

>>255380

Wanna hear a detailed description of what I did in there?


 No.255383

File: 1429563528904.jpg (1.28 MB, 3000x2578, 1500:1289, G Hannelius 08162014 P2 05….jpg)

>>255380

Yes, I think it's needed. We have to keep the zombies out somehow :)

>le big dick bandit

:)

>>255381

Hello Cthulu :)

It's good to see you back.

>>255382

I'm not in the shower


 No.255384

File: 1429563568019.jpg (140.34 KB, 1280x862, 640:431, 1404518586222.jpg)

>>255383

Well next time ok?


 No.255385

File: 1429563621382.jpg (149.83 KB, 1077x1070, 1077:1070, 1427978357030.jpg)


 No.255386

File: 1429563662918.jpg (2.47 MB, 3000x2000, 3:2, C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppD….jpg)

>>255382

Barely.


 No.255387

File: 1429563702209.jpg (90.08 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1399792961764.jpg)

>>255385

>

>>255386

Oh come onnnn don't be so pessimistic, we are friends!


 No.255388

File: 1429563721926.jpg (135.24 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1423353771790.jpg)

>>255381

Shes not naked though

Hey Slava ♥

>>255382

Yes please. I need a detialed report

>>255383

Those Northern England people are all zombies, we need our own southern wall :P

I never said big! I just said it wasnt small


 No.255389

File: 1429563838891.jpg (920.96 KB, 1884x3000, 157:250, C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppD….jpg)


 No.255390

File: 1429563893574.jpg (883.98 KB, 2100x3150, 2:3, 8mi6BdG.jpg)

>>255383

Hi.

I saw that gif you posted earlier too.

Ur gross.

>>255388

Still fails the dost test.

Hi.


 No.255391

File: 1429564123203.gif (2.16 MB, 800x459, 800:459, 1404519241108.gif)

>>255388

Ok well I took my clothes off, then I jumped in the shower and turned the water on, took me a while to get the heat right. When I got it right I just let the water run over me for a while, ran my hands over my hair and stuff. Then I got to the body wash, put some shower gel in my hand, first washed my legs, ya know up and down up and down my legs, then moved up to my crotch area, gave that a good rub. Then my arms, tummy. Washed it all off then put some more gel on my hands and put it on my face, then got my loofa then rubbed mah face to make it all smooth and then I washed that all off and stood there for a bit more, just enjoying the water then I turned the shower off and now im here!

>>255389

Luv u 2


 No.255392

File: 1429564133639.png (566.07 KB, 466x609, 466:609, eHlagXa.png)

>>255390

What is that?

How have you been?


 No.255393

File: 1429564134764.gif (957.48 KB, 400x225, 16:9, sally_does_not_like_her_mo….gif)

So exodus isn't working anymore..


 No.255394

File: 1429564441228.jpg (94.58 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 5f7db974be0b11e3b98a0002c9….jpg)

>>255391

hahaha perfect summary. You just need some illustrations and you have a picture book


 No.255395

File: 1429564471129.jpg (66.76 KB, 500x667, 500:667, 2vNqTKZ.jpg)

>>255394

I will work on doing those!


 No.255396

File: 1429564499585.jpg (115.04 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, t8.jpg)

>>255388

Yes, you should take Nigel as your first president. Then attack Wales.

:)

>>255390

You're gross!!

Why you gotta be so mean?

>>255391

>not putting the shower on then getting in

>>255393

What's that?


 No.255397

File: 1429564621425.jpg (46.35 KB, 396x594, 2:3, 1409906370400.jpg)

>>255396

It's 8chan mobile app


 No.255398

File: 1429564662969.jpg (69.17 KB, 604x424, 151:106, 1404518286687.jpg)

>>255396

I need to get in to turn it on!


 No.255399

File: 1429564749314.jpg (1.1 MB, 2550x3301, 2550:3301, 1426183728433.jpg)

>>255392

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dost_test

Okay. Same old really.

How are you?

>>255396

I'm not.

I'm just honest.


 No.255400

File: 1429564858484.jpg (82.28 KB, 720x809, 720:809, sally 'why are both of my ….jpg)

>tfw your waifu is insecure because of her co-stars.


 No.255401

File: 1429564952292.png (827.86 KB, 610x608, 305:304, NEpwnob.png)

>>255395

>gave that a good rub

Dont be so lewd though!

>>255396

Boris is already our Southern leader

Mayor Boris will lead us against the Welsh

S-stop enquiring

>>255399

Considering her being 17 and those poses are not overtly sexual I think it passes

I'm alright now. Having a bit of ups and downs atm :/


 No.255402

File: 1429564938373.webm (5.03 MB, 853x480, 853:480, Sally thinks Don is a per….webm)

>Sarah's 17, you know?

If only Kiernan could see this board.


 No.255403

File: 1429565055163.jpg (48.19 KB, 420x604, 105:151, kLzV8Uw.jpg)


 No.255404

File: 1429565057516.jpg (86.59 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1422230630690.jpg)

>>255402

>>255400

Spoilers!! :S


 No.255405

File: 1429565125462.jpg (68.46 KB, 600x809, 600:809, MHgfJmd.jpg)

>>255401

>I think it passes

Whatever you say, pedo scum.

>Having a bit of ups and downs atm

;_;

Anything I can help with?


 No.255406

File: 1429565177417.webm (1.49 MB, 889x500, 889:500, don seduces sally's frien….webm)

>>255404

you have to hurry up and watch this show, it's almost over.


 No.255407

File: 1429565366683.jpg (1.06 MB, 1800x2165, 360:433, Cara_Delevingne_-_Alasdair….jpg)

>>255397

I didn't even know there was one.

>>255398

But showers are so fucking cold at first

>>255399

>calling people names isn't being mean

:^)

faggot!

>>255401

Hahaha, Boris will make a grand leader. I can see it becoming a dynasty.

I'm not even enquiring, you're just unloading all this information about your dick on me!


 No.255408

File: 1429565421604.jpg (109.09 KB, 612x612, 1:1, obtXUJt.jpg)

>>255407

I aint no pussy!

I used to take ice showers for like a month


 No.255409

File: 1429565620102.png (537.45 KB, 529x610, 529:610, kF2JKrI.png)

>>255403

hahaha. I followed the advice of one of the comments and watched it at 0.5 speed. Makes it even better

And I know you, you are a lewdie

>>255405

Bit rich coming from you ;)

Maybe ill msg you if there is. Meds seem to hit me pretty hard for an hour or two after I take them

>>255406

I know I know :(

Going back to uni on Sunday then I can start watching with my flatmate again

>>255407

Would be hilarious if he is PM one day

You are making subtle requests for this information!


 No.255410

File: 1429565659384.jpg (998.82 KB, 2228x3308, 557:827, 1405956738445.jpg)

>>255407

Yeah, only for android unless jail broken ios


 No.255411

File: 1429565829805.jpg (128.43 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, OM2JvhE.jpg)

>>255409

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXQCo9fLYWI

Now watch that one!

I aint no lewdie!


 No.255412

File: 1429566044898.png (482.19 KB, 610x474, 305:237, KozyjaV.png)

>>255411

That was creepy as fuck

Ok maybe not that bad


 No.255413

File: 1429566142383.png (427.56 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 1404519995527.png)

>>255412

Thats the reaction I wanted

I can try harder if you want!


 No.255414

File: 1429566190917.jpg (135.5 KB, 409x294, 409:294, woman eating salad alone w….jpg)

>>255240

This is now a woman eating salad alone while laughing thread.


 No.255415

File: 1429566226904.jpg (649.42 KB, 1600x2400, 2:3, 1416439102352.jpg)

>>255408

Such a badass :)

>>255409

You're reading too much into my posts :^)

>>255410

Ahh right. I didn't think it was necessary because the CSS is responsive designed.


 No.255416

>>255414

I'd let her toss my sald, if you know what I mean.


 No.255417

File: 1429566289577.jpg (127.75 KB, 702x1024, 351:512, VVBLZtz.jpg)

>>255415

Ikr, I am the toughest mofo here

>>255414

Yes plz


 No.255418

File: 1429566381058.jpg (3.39 MB, 2048x3072, 2:3, True Grit - Hailee Steinfe….jpg)

>>255415

Just alot easier to use


 No.255419

File: 1429566425940.jpg (86.41 KB, 599x808, 599:808, 1397960605511.jpg)

>>255413

>harder

heh

>>255415

Winky face means you want the D right?


 No.255420

File: 1429566488525.jpg (128.3 KB, 1280x860, 64:43, 1411130122436.jpg)

>>255419

Deazyyyyyyy u so lewd!


 No.255422

File: 1429566586196.png (599.72 KB, 458x598, 229:299, rSJPbRM.png)

>>255420

Innocence is my middle name


 No.255423

File: 1429566696333.jpg (48.03 KB, 604x384, 151:96, DrGPq1P.jpg)

>>255422

Dan Innocence something.

Seems innocent enough to me!


 No.255424

File: 1429566756857.jpg (746.3 KB, 2927x3600, 2927:3600, 1416436297560.jpg)

>>255416

Salad*

>>255417

If I get into any trouble I know who to come to for help :P

>>255418

Ahh not bad at all :)

>>255419

No, I'm not a slut :)


 No.255425

File: 1429566858552.jpg (206.89 KB, 471x723, 157:241, 1401018791029_pizapk.jpg)

>>255424

Yeah il sort of em out, I can use a butterfly knife and shit


 No.255426

File: 1429567079015.png (313.42 KB, 287x528, 287:528, 5AOP4zD.png)

>>255423

Josh Lewd Something?

>>255424

Neither am I!


 No.255427

File: 1429567122125.jpg (444.63 KB, 2476x3600, 619:900, Elxv0Y1.jpg)

>>255426

Yeah pretty much. I actually got a pretty cool middle name, Baskerville


 No.255428

File: 1429567242945.jpg (40.85 KB, 640x427, 640:427, 18j05qgz6tfxjjpg.jpg)

>>255416

what's a sald?

>>255417

alright then

>>255424

I still don't really understand.


 No.255429

File: 1429567299953.jpg (170.01 KB, 1280x854, 640:427, 1403960473779_Beauty_204.jpg)

>>255428

luv u 2


 No.255430

File: 1429567467855.png (541.66 KB, 464x612, 116:153, UufbDJT.png)

>>255427

Thats pretty cool. Mine is just James


 No.255431

File: 1429567629248.jpg (215.09 KB, 670x1005, 2:3, CiJoIj7.jpg)

>>255430

The most popular middle name


 No.255432

File: 1429567662705.jpg (22.52 KB, 460x276, 5:3, ice-cream-in-bed-001.jpg)

>>255429

>tfw no shoon to eat salad with


 No.255433

File: 1429567690833.jpg (12.65 KB, 205x246, 5:6, FUCK THE KING.jpg)

>>255430

Aint a bad thing!

>>255432

Im not a fan of salad really, but if you made me one I would eat it!


 No.255435

File: 1429567965510.jpg (1.51 MB, 2560x3840, 2:3, Ariel Winter Opening Night….jpg)

>>255425

A deadly assassin.

>>255426

Sure :^)

>>255427

>Baskerville

Such a classy cunt :P

>>255428

I'll tell you when you're older ;)


 No.255436

File: 1429568119283.jpg (205.71 KB, 1096x848, 137:106, QbSRmVP.jpg)

>>255435

Exactly

Im pretty fucking classy yeah!

Well im going to bed now guys, cya all tomorrow!


 No.255437

File: 1429568148225.jpg (957.99 KB, 1564x1794, 34:39, Ariel Winter 01072015 P3 .jpg)

>>255436

Night Shoon <3


 No.255438

File: 1429568193260.jpg (33.29 KB, 500x335, 100:67, The Wind Rises.jpg)

>>255433

I'm not either, maybe just eat ice cream then :)

>>255435

your dick is salad or something?

>>255436

good night ♥


 No.255439


 No.255440

File: 1429568342564.webm (2.54 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, morretz.webm)


 No.255441

File: 1429568650963.jpg (81.65 KB, 407x567, 407:567, elle-fanning-supple-soft-s….jpg)

boop


 No.255442

>>255441

i dont like how thick her legs are compared to her friend


 No.255443

File: 1429569747552.gif (1.18 MB, 245x245, 1:1, tumblr_msoivjmYKR1qhep2vo3….gif)


 No.255444

File: 1429570134032.jpg (124.79 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1427559088906.jpg)

>>255431

That woudlnt surprise me

>>255435

Thats the truth! Shut it you

>>255436

good night ♥

>>255441

*booped*

Hey how are you? ♥


 No.255445

File: 1429570994421.jpg (160.95 KB, 634x851, 634:851, article-2437575-185E037600….jpg)

>>255444

not too bad, still in bed

how about uself?


 No.255446

File: 1429571245022.jpg (92.3 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1425183508359.jpg)

>>255445

Just worked out, pretty tired


 No.255448

File: 1429572182992.jpg (81.65 KB, 407x567, 407:567, elle-fanning-supple-soft-s….jpg)

>>255446

big and muscly yet?


 No.255449

File: 1429572311071.jpeg (3.06 MB, 2560x3200, 4:5, 1426947596053.jpeg)

>>255448

Doing squats for that butt


 No.255450

File: 1429572640713.jpg (143.93 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1422760937584.jpg)

I'm off to bed, good night much love ♥


 No.255452

File: 1429573752687.jpg (66.97 KB, 600x800, 3:4, BtXgJk2CQAER14d.jpg)

>>255450

goodnight bigbutt


 No.255454

File: 1429575497067.png (47.64 KB, 230x255, 46:51, 1413688408783.png)

>>255452

why does it seem like you are always the first australian to wake up?


 No.255455

File: 1429576316251.jpg (29.62 KB, 600x400, 3:2, BtVi5_BCQAArtMb.jpg)

>>255454

well the others go to sleep at like 7 am so it makes sense


 No.255456

File: 1429576398196.jpg (146.45 KB, 472x640, 59:80, 1415467100146-1.jpg)

>Astronomers have discovered what they say is the largest known structure in the universe: an incredibly big hole. The “supervoid”, as it is known, is a spherical blob 1.8 billion light years across that is distinguished by its unusual emptiness.

Oh no, they are looking into my mind.


 No.255457

File: 1429576488665.jpg (103.92 KB, 600x800, 3:4, BmRrft6CMAAlNzD.jpg)

>>255456

they found a kardashian vagina xD


 No.255458

File: 1429576998056.jpg (1.3 MB, 1748x2632, 437:658, 1413101765605-1.jpg)

>>255456

that's a pretty big blob of nothingness


 No.255459

File: 1429577050873.gif (1.15 MB, 215x250, 43:50, vj1180.gif)

>>255457

nonsense

their pussies may be big, but they're never empty


 No.255460

File: 1429577205563.jpg (15.12 KB, 370x370, 1:1, B8nhl9QIUAEJ79P.jpg)

>>255459

the one flaw in my plan ;_;


 No.255461

File: 1429577212162.jpg (107.46 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1429534746879.jpg)

The hell am I back reading?!


 No.255462

File: 1429577252049.jpg (120.57 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1395879025855.jpg)

>>255460

What plan is that?


 No.255463

File: 1429577510253.jpg (80.65 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, B8mQ5rWIAAAFf1A.jpg)

>>255462

posting dank memes

>>255461

cosmic truths


 No.255464

File: 1429577574562.jpg (106.23 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 1429511462383.jpg)

>>255463

O-oh I see. Carry on!


 No.255465

File: 1429577648956.jpg (54.24 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1410318176847.jpg)

Isn't it true the universe is in the shape of a dick, or is it that the dick is in the shape of the universe? Do we mount this world or has it mounted us? Aren't we all but incarnations of the universe at the level of particles?


 No.255466

File: 1429578075453.jpg (53 KB, 600x450, 4:3, B7OwGd6CUAEitmW.jpg)

>>255465

an interesting theory

>>255464

kaylyn must know some cosmic truths


 No.255467

File: 1429578180244.jpg (97.53 KB, 640x640, 1:1, nm67edeC641rp7y3ro1_1280.jpg)

>>255466

I have to come clean… I stole that from one of Plato's dialogues.


 No.255468

File: 1429578231187.jpg (109.43 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, B8mTaJXIgAEhDoX.jpg)

>>255467

did plato have a lot to say about penis?


 No.255470

File: 1429578727306.jpg (406.58 KB, 925x1387, 925:1387, Deti_v_Disneylandu__7.5.20….jpg)

>>255468

Nah, I think dicks were a lot more of Aristotle's cup of tea.


 No.255471

>>255457

omg is that kiki?

dem calves an thighs


 No.255472

>>255471

Lmao, that is definitely not Kiernan you noob


 No.255473

File: 1429579162193.jpg (251.49 KB, 1333x2000, 1333:2000, 9(2).jpg)

>>255471

You fuckin' wish, that's that one bitch that plays the ukulele.


 No.255474

File: 1429579222359.jpg (617.38 KB, 2055x3000, 137:200, 1396500357449.jpg)

>>255471

It's that square faced girl

Name starts with an "I" I think


 No.255475

>>255457

>>255472

>>255473

>>255474

idc im being lewd with it anwyays


 No.255477

File: 1429580143498.jpg (835.62 KB, 2100x3256, 525:814, BTNY.jpg)

Hey guys


 No.255478

File: 1429580241370.jpg (586.91 KB, 4256x2832, 266:177, 1413937679503.jpg)

>>255475

But it's not true!


 No.255479

>>255477

i thought she was barefoot at first


 No.255480

File: 1429580311449.jpg (48.29 KB, 469x469, 1:1, BmBbEzjCQAEZMsM.jpg)

>>255471

>>255474

izzy palmieri

>>255470

my kind of philosopher

>>255477

hello legs


 No.255481

File: 1429580323703.jpg (1005.42 KB, 3150x2100, 3:2, Bella Feets.JPG)

>>255479

Not quite


 No.255482

File: 1429580391603.jpg (70.95 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, 1429504715140.jpg)

>>255477

Heyyyyy

>>255481

Oh that is nice!


 No.255483

File: 1429580628829.jpg (137.98 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1413598044986.jpg)

Lot of Izzy in here


 No.255484

File: 1429580825328.webm (408.46 KB, 640x640, 1:1, tear your world apart.webm)

Miabella > Kiki


 No.255485

File: 1429580899192.jpg (37.84 KB, 600x602, 300:301, B5BCF77CcAAvlGt.jpg)

>>255483

cute lips


 No.255486

File: 1429581042175.jpg (667.63 KB, 1892x2686, 946:1343, 1401880926403.jpg)

>>255484

Reminds me of Kate Micucci


 No.255487

File: 1429581114300.jpeg (351.09 KB, 1252x1252, 1:1, 1404548115767.jpeg)

>>255485

A certified QT


 No.255488

File: 1429581188273.jpg (116.49 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1400264241198.jpg)

>>255486

Minus the wasting disease and the obtrusive nose.


 No.255489

File: 1429581344249.jpg (95.51 KB, 640x640, 1:1, mackenzie aladjem left izz….jpg)

Hmmmmm…Maybe I should start an Izzy folder.


 No.255490

File: 1429581525051-0.jpg (66.25 KB, 600x800, 3:4, CBR_klNUYAAhTll.jpg)

File: 1429581525051-1.jpg (81.42 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, CB-PODlUsAALVbk.jpg)

>>255489

also a mackie folder


 No.255491

File: 1429581555431.jpg (226.84 KB, 1252x1252, 1:1, 1392270685108.jpg)

Could Isabella be waifuist's next rising star?

That's the cover page and 10 page spread right there.


 No.255492

File: 1429581800831.webm (1.73 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 1399193051890.webm)

>>255490

I don't see why not… What style of dance is this?

>>255491

Can you be a rising star at 17?


 No.255493

File: 1429581965743.jpg (217.35 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, 1401027653665.jpg)

>>255490

Definitely this


 No.255494

File: 1429581977363-0.jpg (72.34 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, B-KRSukCcAA8ly8.jpg)

File: 1429581977363-1.jpg (77.04 KB, 577x1024, 577:1024, B-KRSumCYAA_YEE.jpg)

>>255492

I don't know what it's called but I like it

>>255493

she also has the best taste in cute friends


 No.255495

File: 1429582070293.jpg (329.75 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, 1428994652743.jpg)

>>255494

The thickness is real


 No.255496

File: 1429582118737.jpg (116.92 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1398385800365.jpg)

>>255492

I don't see why not.

Cultivate Unity Never Neglect Yourself.


 No.255497

File: 1429582520963.jpg (33.57 KB, 615x296, 615:296, 1399958981262.jpg)

welp I should have signed up for that anti-aging experiment in college


 No.255498

File: 1429582528207.jpg (169.03 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1398363638900.jpg)

>>255494

>>255495

Man, she is one of my favorite things that came about on 9/11.

>>255496

Preach, my brother in cunny.


 No.255499

File: 1429582727692.jpg (94.12 KB, 419x638, 419:638, 1428972138849.jpg)

>>255491

She won me over!


 No.255500

File: 1429582762801.jpeg (173.29 KB, 1252x1252, 1:1, 1401550707630.jpeg)

>>255498

I like Isabella more than Lily Rose for sure.

Lily looks like she'd be incredibly high maintenance.


 No.255501

File: 1429582882224.jpg (109.95 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1393595868888.jpg)


 No.255502

File: 1429583525532.mp4 (2.1 MB, 480x480, 1:1, nlk2o7vX7C1rp7y3r.mp4)

>>255500

I'm sure she could be high maintenance with Johnny probably spoiling her all the time, but that's not the first thought I'd have of her.

Just based on what she posts on social media, Lily-Rose seems like a fun-loving party girl just enjoying her youth, or whatever.


 No.255503

File: 1429583704601.jpg (2.38 MB, 2400x3263, 2400:3263, 1425781419562.jpg)

>>255497

>favorite ages

what

>>255500

I don't know who this Isabella girl is but I don't find her attractive at all.


 No.255504

File: 1429584044242.webm (1.29 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 1408339206435.webm)

>>255503

I don't know how the girls look where you live, but she's super exotic in America.


 No.255505

File: 1429584511158.jpg (24.44 KB, 600x400, 3:2, B5eZCNtCUAAE3hU.jpg)

>>255495

plus she's always making this adorable face :3

>>255498

second* best

>>255504

She's not really exotic, she's just italian

>>255500

>bare shoulder

what a whore


 No.255506

File: 1429584740045.jpg (165.68 KB, 1500x750, 2:1, 1414913038392.jpg)

>>255505

LOL she does make that face a lot


 No.255509

File: 1429585506188.jpg (65.54 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, B7_Kq1vCYAAz6XC.jpg)

>>255506

she has a cute tongue


 No.255511

File: 1429585759266.jpg (59.42 KB, 1024x682, 512:341, 1418727189618.jpg)

>>255509

I agree


 No.255513

File: 1429585857093.webm (190.12 KB, 720x406, 360:203, 1429585565889.webm)

>Isabella and M'kenzie

Kiki, please! Don't hit me!


 No.255514

File: 1429585866769.jpg (63.57 KB, 600x800, 3:4, B1OCB7VIYAE0v0P.jpg)

>>255511

she should wear a choker


 No.255515

File: 1429586252841.jpg (95.76 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1406357449431.jpg)

>>255514

That would be something


 No.255516

File: 1429586337529-0.jpg (86.18 KB, 600x800, 3:4, CA0UA42U0AAKTfm.jpg)

File: 1429586337529-1.jpg (90.25 KB, 600x800, 3:4, CA0UA6fUQAARZS7.jpg)

>>255513

I wonder how many times fym has fapped to that


 No.255517

File: 1429586411442.jpg (375.91 KB, 1141x1600, 1141:1600, Kiernan-Shipka.jpg)

>>255513

Why is her curse attractive? Am I weird??


 No.255518

File: 1429586469323.jpg (85.2 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, B5KHzatCUAAYt8b.jpg)

>>255517

not weird, just a perve ^_^


 No.255519

File: 1429586805780.jpg (95.65 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1429508688996.jpg)

>>255518

Why everyone keeps saying that dammit?!


 No.255521

File: 1429588444271.mp4 (4.8 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 122733413_mp4_h264_aac_hd.mp4)

>>255517

What is your favorite type of cursing, king pervert? Do you like when a girl curses casually, or playfully or in anger?


 No.255522

File: 1429588529720.webm (3.61 MB, 1280x718, 640:359, 1429586059558.webm)

LEWD ALERT


 No.255523

File: 1429588619750.jpg (43.09 KB, 600x800, 3:4, B8ob7TBCAAAklNT.jpg)

>>255521

naughty girl,probably when she cant hold it back because of some emotion she's experiencing


 No.255525

File: 1429589033371.jpg (972.05 KB, 2400x3215, 480:643, 1429579267842.jpg)

>tfw you run into your ex at an event


 No.255526

File: 1429589405707.jpg (297.06 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1426876000706.jpg)

>>255523

Would you like it if the girl got embarrassed and started blushing after she cursed?


 No.255527

File: 1429589429134-0.jpg (549.9 KB, 1277x1726, 1277:1726, C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppD….jpg)

File: 1429589429134-1.jpg (1.44 MB, 2133x3200, 2133:3200, C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppD….jpg)


 No.255529

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Everyone shut up for a second.

There's new Chloe.


 No.255532

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.255533

File: 1429590258164.png (528.85 KB, 460x898, 230:449, 1422529174962.png)

>>255527

Hey, mr. tortured artist.

Hows things


 No.255536

File: 1429590400894.jpg (1.06 MB, 2640x4191, 80:127, 1381787497465.jpg)


 No.255542

File: 1429590731207.jpg (278.5 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 1402779105696.jpg)

>>255527

I'm feeling a bit hungry now…

>>255536

Hey, Red.


 No.255549

File: 1429591066794.jpg (1.79 MB, 1506x2008, 3:4, 1382320663414.jpg)

>>255542

Howdy mate. How are you?


 No.255550

File: 1429591284018.jpg (1.14 MB, 3840x5760, 2:3, 1427325784112.jpg)

>>255522

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRIGGERED


 No.255553

File: 1429591395838.jpg (99.46 KB, 412x600, 103:150, 1382316464190.jpg)

Chlo


 No.255555

File: 1429591419642.jpg (82.9 KB, 642x546, 107:91, 1382495324020.jpg)

game


 No.255556

File: 1429591422134.jpg (2.5 MB, 2792x4190, 1396:2095, 1429152864099.jpg)

5's for Kiki!


 No.255558

File: 1429591413204.jpg (1.76 MB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, 5(2).jpg)

>>255549

I'm doing pretty good, about to grill up some chicken to put in a salad.

>>255550

Hello, K ♥


 No.255559

File: 1429591434137.jpg (180.79 KB, 792x594, 4:3, 1425844321892-2.jpg)

>>255521

I kinda like a cute pure girl being driven to curse or casual like that Chloe G. Moretz vine. The latter everyone was annoyed with and I couldnt help but say awwwww


 No.255562

File: 1429591516707.jpg (80.57 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1429227467903.jpg)

>>255529

>>255532

So much new Banji material!


 No.255563

File: 1429591592670.jpg (27.88 KB, 348x618, 58:103, B5bjLdqCMAA1HMb.jpg)

>>255526

yes thats so cute :3


 No.255564

File: 1429591600776.jpg (631.39 KB, 850x1063, 850:1063, 1382671079443.jpg)

>>255556

Ha ha you're too sloooooooooooooow

>>255558

That sounds amazin'.

>tfw no heart for me

>>255559

Swearing doesn't phase me as long as it's in the right situation.


 No.255566

File: 1429591650002.jpg (105.58 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1429060408138-1.jpg)

pretty


 No.255567

File: 1429591662008.jpg (131.83 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1423191612511-1.jpg)

>>255558

hai fgt


 No.255568

File: 1429591714346.jpg (617.76 KB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1429331193891.jpg)

>>255564

>>255564

Same but I was had a female bff that curse every sentence and it was really annoying


 No.255570

File: 1429591894578.jpg (109.88 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1409471918722.jpg)

>>255566

She looks like aquatic animal

An otter maybe

>>255568

Well, see, that's where it's used incorrectly. Swearing for the sake of it makes you appear stupid.


 No.255571

File: 1429591936966.jpg (98.63 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10948786_1429013894056371_….jpg)

>>255566

she needs a bang :^)


 No.255572

File: 1429591938899.webm (1.53 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 1423379897233.webm)

>>255570

Chloe is the otter. You've gotta work on your banji history.


 No.255573

File: 1429591976542.jpg (83.57 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1411250949153.jpg)

>>255571

You just meme'd, congrats


 No.255575

File: 1429591981430.jpg (81.17 KB, 1023x687, 341:229, 1408058996496.jpg)

Hey guys.


 No.255576

File: 1429592012169.jpg (106.38 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1406644923231.jpg)


 No.255578

File: 1429592054336.jpg (86.33 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1411435704677.jpg)

>>255572

But I don't wanna ;_;

>>255575

Hey champ, sup?


 No.255579

File: 1429592045989.jpg (32.14 KB, 480x480, 1:1, BYCPlePCIAAOKMf.jpg)

>>255573

nothing beats a good meme

>>255576

! yourself

>>255575

ayy gurl


 No.255580

File: 1429592080367.png (847.23 KB, 852x455, 852:455, 45683456.PNG)


 No.255581

File: 1429592114421.jpg (306.88 KB, 1299x2000, 1299:2000, 47(2).jpg)

>>255559

I bet you like to be the one driving those pure girls to impurity, ya sick fuck.

>>255563

I do like when girls are generally flustered.

>>255564

I'll tell you how amazing it is when I try it. ♥

>>255567

Hey, babe.

>>255575

Ohai.


 No.255584

File: 1429592119044.jpg (149.72 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1429320045291-3.jpg)

>>255570

Exactly! Once in a while would be fine! ….and of course during sex!


 No.255585

>>255457

>>255480

>>255498

more of this gril


 No.255586

File: 1429592189615.jpg (269.44 KB, 840x1150, 84:115, 1421806715714-3.jpg)

>>255579

I'll bang you if you're not careful.


 No.255587

File: 1429592224723.jpeg (351.09 KB, 1252x1252, 1:1, 1429581114300.jpeg)

Good afternoon.

Would you fellows be so kind as to post more almost-naked photos of this fascinating little girl?Thank you.


 No.255588

File: 1429592233934.jpg (185.4 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1428732296780-2.jpg)


 No.255591

>>255586

dat arm


 No.255592

File: 1429592302700.jpg (707.76 KB, 2560x3200, 4:5, 1414906901194.jpg)

>>255579

Meme game stronk babe

>>255581

You make me blush sometimes :3

>>255584

Haha, you got your priorities very straight there bro

>>255586

Memes everywhere today


 No.255597

File: 1429592387401.jpg (1.82 MB, 1947x3000, 649:1000, chloe_moretz_first_day_of_….jpg)


 No.255601

File: 1429592463519-0.jpg (74.54 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1426976762696.jpg)

File: 1429592463519-1.jpg (61.7 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1426861698149.jpg)

>>255591

What about feets?


 No.255602

File: 1429592490876.jpg (101.54 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, 1429343394044-0.jpg)

>>255581

Again….especially during sex…..lol

>>255587

She's 2 old for you

>>255592

I always do!


 No.255603

File: 1429592523417.jpg (920.58 KB, 2400x3646, 1200:1823, 1429579180043.jpg)

Hola


 No.255604

File: 1429592507506.jpg (14.43 KB, 299x282, 299:282, Cute Sleepy Chloe.jpg)

>>255587

… or not. Okay. I'll just stay here in my dark corner 'til someone needs me.


 No.255606

File: 1429592570140.jpg (127.87 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 11007872_422629224561886_1….jpg)

>>255587

hai dvt


 No.255607

File: 1429592569963.jpg (43.6 KB, 607x684, 607:684, Cute Obeservation.jpg)

>>255602

Why, isn't she like 14?

>>255603

Hello.


 No.255608

File: 1429592623250.jpg (535.01 KB, 1600x2100, 16:21, chloe_moretz_instyle_01.jpg)

>>255603

Hello.


 No.255609

File: 1429592622150.jpg (147.88 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1418547127016.jpg)

>>255587

Yo

>>255602

When it comes to impure thoughts and actions you're top dog m8

>>255603

Hey Lulu! Sup?


 No.255611

File: 1429592730944.gif (1.99 MB, 448x448, 1:1, Chloë Grace Moretz After H….gif)

>>255606

Hi. She looks like she's trying to act crazy in that pic. You use that pic to greet me more often nowadays. If you're not aware of it, I think your subconscious is trying to say, "Darren's here! We can all get crazy now! The bar for the standard of mental stability just went up an entire storey!"

>>255609

Heya.


 No.255612

File: 1429592720419.jpg (531.55 KB, 2400x3061, 2400:3061, 1429579138952.jpg)

>>255607

>>255608

How's it going?

>>255609

Nothing, you?


 No.255613

File: 1429592769258.jpg (684.33 KB, 1148x765, 1148:765, Hello.jpg)


 No.255616

File: 1429592834254.jpg (40.04 KB, 379x392, 379:392, I Dont Think So 2.jpg)

>>255608

H-hi. How's the 520. Do you know that in 10 minutes, it becomes quad-core?

>>255612

Well, I just got home from therapy and want this: >>255587

Apparently, Nautie wants the same thing… almost.


 No.255617

File: 1429592894047.jpg (172.19 KB, 1249x1744, 1249:1744, 66.jpg)

>>255587

Hello.

>>255592

Thanks, cutie ;3

>>255602

You need to go to a doctor, QG, you're sick in the head.

>>255603

Hey, Lewis.


 No.255619

File: 1429592928042.jpg (169.21 KB, 840x1150, 84:115, 1421805606741-3.jpg)

>>255612

Even less, kinda stuck inside because of the rain today

>>255617

Oh stahp it~

Chicken perfectly grilled?


 No.255620

File: 1429592928806.png (638.21 KB, 613x611, 613:611, 1429376717824.png)

>>255607

17

>>255609

N-no…My pastor told me I was a very good boy!


 No.255623

File: 1429592937155.gif (1.14 MB, 245x260, 49:52, 1397574803958_file67.gif)

>>255612

The same as always.

>>255616

Hello, no, I don't even know what that is.


 No.255624

File: 1429592960022.mp4 (7.8 MB, 630x350, 9:5, 1425182902782.mp4)


 No.255626

File: 1429593036480.jpg (1023.28 KB, 2400x3191, 2400:3191, 1429579205385.jpg)

>>255613

>>255617

Hey bros..

>>255616

I want some too

>>255619

It's raining over here too, I hate it.

>>255623

At least you're still here.


 No.255631

File: 1429593191322.jpg (142.35 KB, 840x1150, 84:115, 1421805656953-0.jpg)

>>255620

Does he absolve you of your sins with a knowing smirk and send you on your way out into the world to be lewd again?

>>255623

She looks like she's saying, 'peanuts', 2cute

>>255626

Mm, it's been raining non stop for a couple days now. Really set in.


 No.255632

File: 1429593210227.jpg (130.36 KB, 768x934, 384:467, 1429296672292-2.jpg)

>>255617

Thanks! I think….

Hey Lu and CB_Jo as well


 No.255633

File: 1429593245602.jpg (35.98 KB, 334x366, 167:183, I Have Not Seen That Befor….jpg)

>>255617

Hi.

>>255620

You're kidding, right…? What's her name? All I know is Izzy.

>>255623

It's a funny thing, when you get to think about it. You see, the Lumia 520 runs on a Qualcomm MSM8227 processor while the 530 runs on Qualcomm's Snapdragon 200 processor. Since the 530 is the successor to the 520 and they sound like time, I said "in 10 minutes". Now, the Snapdragon 200 is a quad-core processor which is an upgrade from the dual-core processor in the 520 (which isn't bad at all honestly). HAHAHAHAHA!

>>255626

I know, right! She grew on me for the last 24 hours especially since I didn't get to fap at that time period.


 No.255634

File: 1429593284602.jpg (163.72 KB, 1333x2000, 1333:2000, 1.jpg)

>>255619

Very much so. Cut it up and put it in the salad with some olive oil and lemon.

>>255626

You don't like the rain? Rain is pretty nice weather, if you don't have to leave the house, especially.


 No.255635

File: 1429593291482.webm (720.68 KB, 320x568, 40:71, 1418508496583.webm)

>>255631

>peanuts OR penis


 No.255638

File: 1429593407777-0.gif (489.11 KB, 500x269, 500:269, 1332005593493.gif)

File: 1429593407777-1.gif (424.94 KB, 500x236, 125:59, 1332005593490.gif)

>>255626

Probably a bad thing.

>>255631

If you say so. I didn't even look.

>>255633

I have no understanding of anything you just said, I will have to take your word for it.


 No.255639

File: 1429593418311.jpg (972.05 KB, 2400x3215, 480:643, 1429579267842.jpg)

>>255633

Who is she?

>>255634

It's depressing, and I don't need that.


 No.255640

File: 1429593412771.jpg (174.48 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1423608355078-2.jpg)

>>255634

Am extremely jealous right now… Make enough for me?

>>255635

Lol, Chloe had penis on the brain there. My Chloe didn't, she was just a little hungry.


 No.255642

File: 1429593460781.jpg (144.13 KB, 1024x596, 256:149, 1427098631868.jpg)

>>255640

You mean JJ did.


 No.255643

File: 1429593473253.jpg (1.36 MB, 900x1350, 2:3, 1427757506433.jpg)

>>255638

>Probably a bad thing

not at all


 No.255644

>>255640

They were in Manhattan in that vid.

Calvin Klein has billboards above Times Square where you can clearly see the outline of the model's penis.


 No.255645

File: 1429593556834.jpg (21.17 KB, 406x414, 203:207, Crazy Greeting.jpg)

>>255638

Hehe.

>>255639

Let's wait for QG's answers to my reply to him in the same post. But, she's cute, no?


 No.255648

File: 1429593566074.jpg (268.45 KB, 1410x2000, 141:200, 74.jpg)

>>255632

K and I have been talking… and we're gonna take you to a nice place where you can get help… It's for the best.

>>255633

How's today going?

>>255639

I always found rain and wind soothing. It helps me get to sleep, but I know it affects everyone differently.

>>255640

Sure, bro, come over whenever.


 No.255649

>>255645

She's really cute.


 No.255650

File: 1429593625936.jpg (161.67 KB, 758x717, 758:717, 1423860363344.jpg)

>>255639

Put huge curtains on the windows and get noise cancelling head phones. Day, night, sunny, rainy. I don't know. If I could remove the clock on my computer I would never know what month it is or the time.

>>255643

I could probably be, you know, doing things.


 No.255652

File: 1429593715645.jpg (76.59 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1428936049800.jpg)

>>255642

Maybe they all did, and were out searching for cute boys in the city

>>255638

Either way she is shockingly adorable

>>255644

Well there you go. I'm sure they were all fascinated with the billboards.

>>255648

Awesome. You want me to bring anything?


 No.255654

File: 1429593860028.jpg (486.71 KB, 1819x2700, 1819:2700, chloe_moretz_nims_island_p….jpg)

>>255652

Wasn't she always…


 No.255655

File: 1429593865306.png (695.7 KB, 614x612, 307:306, lexee red lipstick.png)

is there another SBBQ?


 No.255656

File: 1429593891791.jpg (80.2 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, CBXkNNyUMAArKi8.jpg large.jpg)

>>255650

I have pretty huge curtains on the windows, all I'm missing are the noise cancelling headphones and Joey :/


 No.255657

File: 1429593947917.png (446.1 KB, 1600x670, 160:67, Hailee Steinfeld in 3 Days….png)

>>255655

Sexual barbeque?


 No.255658

File: 1429593931721.webm (538.58 KB, 900x720, 5:4, 1413392845795.webm)

>>255655

>"SBBQ lexee??"


 No.255661

File: 1429594001995.jpg (100.98 KB, 748x1024, 187:256, 1424608360834-3.jpg)

>>255654

Yes, but sometimes I still get a little jolt of affection seeing her cuteness :>

>>255655

Hope so


 No.255663

>>255657

>>255658

I think it's sexy bbq..


 No.255665

File: 1429594101299.jpg (71.23 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, Joey King & Kiernan Shipka….jpg)

>>255661

I like that! Thanks.


 No.255668

File: 1429594169008.jpg (178.94 KB, 532x800, 133:200, chloe_moretz_nims_island_p….jpg)

>>255656

Get the headphones, find a way to trade them for Joey. Flawless plan.

>>255661

I have never gotten that, but okay.


 No.255669

File: 1429594189548.jpg (205.87 KB, 1280x528, 80:33, Hick Screen Shot.jpg)

>>255663

My version sounds more malicious. QG would be proud.


 No.255670

File: 1429594193819.jpg (113.14 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1425076060152-0.jpg)

>>255663

sex bbq


 No.255672

File: 1429594244622.jpg (145.87 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, CBXBLXMVIAAxGDr.jpg large.jpg)

>>255670

Even better..


 No.255676

File: 1429594323205.png (691.02 KB, 609x617, 609:617, chloe bday.png)

Chloe does have sexy pool parties.


 No.255678

File: 1429594369918.jpg (1.18 MB, 2824x4256, 353:532, 1390044408571.jpg)

>>255665

No probs

>>255668

I do sometimes, makes me feel all fuzzy and warm looking at her precious form ^^


 No.255681

File: 1429594405543.jpg (260.79 KB, 1333x2000, 1333:2000, 9.jpg)

>>255652

Bring some ribs, bro and some nice thick hot dogs.


 No.255682

File: 1429594468160-0.jpg (1007.58 KB, 2848x4288, 89:134, chloe_moretz_nims_island_p….jpg)

File: 1429594468160-1.jpg (129.96 KB, 688x1024, 43:64, chloe_moretz_nims_island_p….jpg)

>>255678

Warming like a heater? How?


 No.255686

>>255668

I would, sadly she's worth way more than a pair of headphones..


 No.255689

File: 1429594642415.png (494.25 KB, 548x572, 137:143, Cute Eyes.png)

>>255676

… just so long as their sexy bbqs aren't dicks on sticks.


 No.255690

File: 1429594635491.jpg (1.8 MB, 2221x3500, 2221:3500, 1389186150001.jpg)

>>255681

Ooh, we gonna make our very own sex barbeque? I'll find the thickest hot dogs I can, and beer too. Whatchu drink?

>>255682

Hmm… Like I've just swallowed a mouthful of coffee on a winter morning, how it travels down your esophagus and warms everything up and then you sigh in contentedness.


 No.255691

File: 1429594787369.jpg (1.89 MB, 3400x4800, 17:24, chloe_moretz_the_astronaut….jpg)

>>255686

True.

>>255690

And that happens when you look at Chloe sometimes?


 No.255692

File: 1429594803039.webm (5.03 MB, 853x480, 853:480, Sally thinks Don is a per….webm)

How do you think Sally Draper would feel if she could see this board?


 No.255693

File: 1429594913310.jpg (58.81 KB, 405x720, 9:16, 1429152864082.jpg)

>>255692

H-happy.


 No.255694

>>255692

I'd act like a PTSD-crazed Glen and scare her off


 No.255695

File: 1429594967826.jpg (2.26 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, chloe_moretz_dirty_sexy_mo….jpg)

>>255692

Disgust and fear. Mostly at every single one of K's posts.


 No.255696

File: 1429594975594.jpg (711.29 KB, 1962x2506, 981:1253, 001_Joey King 01.jpg)

>>255692

Scared and confuse?


 No.255697

File: 1429595108688.jpg (7.1 MB, 4672x6569, 4672:6569, 1429264311007.jpg)

>>255690

The beer of your choosing will due, but I have a preference for amber lagers.

This sex bbq is gonna rule. I hope enough waifus show up.


 No.255698

File: 1429595118756.gif (489.44 KB, 245x180, 49:36, 1418615055012.gif)

>>255691

Every now and then, if I look at a pic I haven't seen in a while, yeah :3

>>255692

She'd make dis face for five minutes straight


 No.255699

File: 1429595235587.jpg (1.83 MB, 1536x2048, 3:4, chloe_moretz_desperate_hou….jpg)

>>255698

Okay then…


 No.255700

File: 1429595329066.jpg (83.37 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1428362443847.jpg)

>>255633

Im not kidding. The name was posted earlier

>>255648

O-oh….I think I will….decline


 No.255701

File: 1429595331849.gif (994.57 KB, 250x424, 125:212, 1419781260637.gif)

>>255697

Lager guy? Interesting. I'll find something nice, maybe a bottle of something harder if the barbie gets into full swing later in the evening.

It'll be boss, everyone's invited of course.

>>255699

W-What?


 No.255702

File: 1429595438889.jpg (644.17 KB, 3100x2067, 3100:2067, chloe_moretz_the_poker_hou….jpg)


 No.255703

File: 1429595515961.jpg (26.08 KB, 332x343, 332:343, And You Believe That.jpg)

>>255700

K. told me - Palmieri. It's kinda sad. I thought she was like 15 at most. Though, I guess that cures me of my QG-ness.


 No.255704

File: 1429595487819.jpg (3.39 MB, 2552x3829, 2552:3829, 1421040317457.jpg)

>>255693

>>255694

>>255695

>>255696

>>255698

well it's good to see you guys are honest with yourselves.

except K lol.


 No.255705

File: 1429595596100.jpg (338.43 KB, 1333x2000, 1333:2000, 1428139682264.jpg)


 No.255706

File: 1429595634751.png (127.82 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1419784815220.png)

>>255702

I dunno, seemed like you disapproved or something. I guess Chloe still gives me the feels, sometimes.

>>255704

Any girl whose pictures are posted and whose sex life is discussed on this board would freak out to the moon and back lol


 No.255707

File: 1429595793212.jpg (794.28 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, chloe_moretz_jack_and_the_….jpg)

>>255706

I was saying okay..


 No.255708

File: 1429595867478.jpg (89.18 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, B6JjCE2CUAI8-Eb.jpg large.jpg)

>>255706

Good thing not a lot of people say lewd shit about Joey, she's kinda safe to visit unless tato is around


 No.255709

File: 1429595904023.jpg (404.7 KB, 1333x2000, 1333:2000, 2(1).jpg)

>>255700

I'm sorry, you don't have a decision in this anymore. We're coming to pick you up tomorrow morning, whether you like it or not.

>>255701

Pale ale is pretty good, amber ale is fine. I'd probably drink any beer, even though I don't drink that often. Brings some vodka, too, I feel like having a screwdriver.

I invited Kiki over Twitter, I'm sure she'll come.


 No.255710

File: 1429595904248.jpg (957.56 KB, 2410x3600, 241:360, 1383409974035.jpg)

>>255707

Do you feel those kinda things with Chloe?


 No.255711

File: 1429596059279-0.gif (1.79 MB, 300x293, 300:293, jatbs2.gif)

File: 1429596059279-1.gif (741.61 KB, 400x225, 16:9, jatbs.gif)

>>255708

You don't think she would be disturbed by all the lewdity about other little girls?

>>255709

>Drinking beer that isn't stout

>>255710

I don't know, I don't think so, that's why I asked you to describe it.


 No.255712

File: 1429596103787.jpg (821.04 KB, 610x613, 610:613, 1429419398845.jpg)

>>255703

>>255703

I don't even know what that means since I like her.


 No.255713

File: 1429596153333.jpg (204.64 KB, 600x900, 2:3, 01052bcb9b58a0c8ba2273a7d5….jpg)

>>255676

>yfw lexee is skinny dipping

>>255692

aroused


 No.255714

File: 1429596185897.jpg (558.36 KB, 1810x3000, 181:300, 1383408253722.jpg)

>>255708

Heh, but he lewds all the cuties. Joey's too sweet to be lewd

>>255709

Don't you worry, I'll bring some real nice beer worth drinking even for people who aren't huge fans. I was more thinking rum, but I'll get a couple bottles. Shit might get intense.

She'd be happy to I'm sure, got a mean streak hiding under her cuteness somewhere, the kind that makes you dance on tables with your underwear on your head.

>>255711

Oh I see. Well yeah, it's a rare phenomenon but sometimes it just hits me.


 No.255715

File: 1429596320629.jpg (97.37 KB, 653x980, 653:980, 001_1407149771600.jpg)

>>255711

>>255714

Well yeah, maybe not so much as to make her leave.. she probably would. I have a plan though. Keep the lewd shit on the chat, that way if she or any waifu comes they won't be disgusted. How about that?


 No.255716

File: 1429596306661.jpg (147.88 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1429345372774.jpg)

>>255714

the ass too fat to not be lewd


 No.255717

File: 1429596353282.jpg (99.26 KB, 670x720, 67:72, 1379282205005.jpg)

>>255714

I still don't even know what it is you're talking about, really.


 No.255718

File: 1429596424229.jpg (29.55 KB, 602x960, 301:480, 1429396795874-2.jpg)

>>255709

>>255709

Are we going to Disneyland???


 No.255719

File: 1429596518621.jpg (67.77 KB, 640x960, 2:3, tumblr_mtvaotYefM1rgbbzvo1….jpg)

>>255716

Fuck, I forgot you were here. I shouldn't be posting Joey, let alone saying her name..


 No.255720

File: 1429596637418.jpg (Spoiler Image, 152.58 KB, 489x640, 489:640, 1429105616411.jpg)

>>255715

An interesting plan indeed, but I don't think everyone's willing to agree :p

>>255716

Shiet… kinda is

>>255717

My description not suitable?


 No.255721

File: 1429596762624.jpg (369.23 KB, 1431x2000, 1431:2000, 11.jpg)

>>255714

Sounds about right. K is invited, too, so he might get lucky with her.

>>255718

Sure, sure, just put on the straight jacket and we'll go to Disneyland!


 No.255722

File: 1429596827437.jpg (313.51 KB, 1023x1421, 1023:1421, 1421773112575.jpg)

>>255715

Genius. Thankfully I'm never lewd, also my waifu would never visit this cesspool. She's too busy being pure.

>>255720

Not really, I don't think I've experienced what you attempted to explain it with…


 No.255723

File: 1429596975587.png (1.08 MB, 893x956, 893:956, 1369273470671.png)

>>255699

unf those frills


 No.255724

File: 1429597005553.png (355.84 KB, 857x1216, 857:1216, 1423489270720.png)

>>255721

I always liked this version of this pic.


 No.255725

File: 1429597072518-0.jpg (84.55 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 1428894306042.jpg)

File: 1429597072518-1.jpg (119.18 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 11078624_1585239035057960_….jpg)

File: 1429597072518-2.jpg (74.09 KB, 600x800, 3:4, CBnTVPuUAAApyEK.jpg)

>>255719

I'm not that bad ;_;

>>255720

I know these things


 No.255726

File: 1429597144268.jpg (105.91 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 925707_459130994196671_769….jpg)

>>255725

But you kinda are.


 No.255727

File: 1429597152819.jpg (1.84 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, chloe_moretz_desperate_hou….jpg)

>>255723

tfw no little chloe gf


 No.255728

File: 1429597246624.jpg (173.97 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1419791834665-0.jpg)

>>255721

Ok! Don't disappoint me!


 No.255729

File: 1429597268310.jpg (66.87 KB, 415x600, 83:120, chloe_moretz_hellboy_2_pre….jpg)

>>255721

Hmm, who else should we invite? I'm thinking all the guys here, of course, but which cuties?

As long as he takes pics, good on him :p

>>255722

Hmm… What about the feeling of slipping into a really warm bath or under a shower on an equally cold day?

>>255725

She sure is uhhhh curvy

>>255727

;_;


 No.255730

File: 1429597290002-0.jpg (2.21 MB, 2550x3300, 17:22, Joey King 02.jpg)

File: 1429597290002-1.jpg (1.66 MB, 2550x3300, 17:22, Joey King 01.jpg)

>>255727

did she do pageants or something as a lil girl?

>>255726

hey! dvt is worse…


 No.255731

File: 1429597509584-0.jpg (300.56 KB, 1800x1200, 3:2, 1429554939754_DSH-SS-CGM01….jpg)

File: 1429597509584-1.jpg (236.38 KB, 1800x1200, 3:2, 1429554974446_DSH-SS-CGM01….jpg)

File: 1429597509584-2.jpg (342.24 KB, 1800x1200, 3:2, 1429554989723_DSH-SS-CGM00….jpg)

>>255729

Yes, but does it actually feel like that? Is it a physical sensation or an emotional one?

ywn marry little Chloe

>>255730

No, it's from a tv show


 No.255732

File: 1429597496508.jpg (77.35 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 98fb00b6cf5a11e3ba6b0002c9….jpg)

>>255730

Not when I'm around, but thank you for telling me..


 No.255733

File: 1429597550681.jpg (348.88 KB, 1280x854, 640:427, 1426835798618.jpg)

>"i'm ready gentlemen"


 No.255734

File: 1429597704039.jpg (87.51 KB, 594x397, 594:397, 1426670463612-0.jpg)

>>255728

Y-yeah, you'll be home from Disneyland in about 90 days… K said I could take over your position on the board, so don't worry about a thing except getting better.

>>255729

All the Thornes are coming, even Remy.


 No.255735

File: 1429597767584.jpg (837.51 KB, 2184x3408, 91:142, chloe_moretz_daybreak_inte….jpg)

>>255731

Well, it's both though I do feel a kinda physical warmth. Obviously not as real as standing under warm water but it's as if I've just imbibed something hot.

Life would be 10/10 if lgf Chloe

>>255734

Oh man, now it sounds like a full blown sex party, not just a BBQ…


 No.255736

File: 1429597764663.jpg (475.99 KB, 1200x1568, 75:98, 1406801326191.jpg)

>>255734

I-i don't recall saying that.


 No.255737

File: 1429597813146.jpg (99.51 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1429328522224.jpg)

>>255734

W-will there be cotton candy??


 No.255738

File: 1429597828310.jpg (939.75 KB, 2099x3441, 2099:3441, 32165431.jpg)

thornes make everything better


 No.255739

File: 1429597895421.jpg (729.56 KB, 2336x3504, 2:3, chloe_moretz_unaccompanied….jpg)

>>255735

I wish I could experience it…

>It's our wedding tomorrow, anon!

And then you get lynched


 No.255740

File: 1429598000407.jpg (975.58 KB, 4928x3280, 308:205, moretzes.jpg)

>>255739

but chloe's already secretly married to trevor


 No.255741

File: 1429598082846.jpg (663.01 KB, 2332x3000, 583:750, chloe_moretz_the_eye_premi….jpg)

>>255740

I want to be Trevor then


 No.255742

File: 1429598166323.jpg (80.69 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1421325861296.jpg)

>>255740

But isn't he gay? How does that works?


 No.255743

File: 1429598166018.jpg (675.14 KB, 1655x3000, 331:600, chloe_moretz_daybreak_inte….jpg)

>>255739

I'm sure you feel something similar about her sometimes :3

Not if you escape to somewhere less lawful…

She would be so pretty in a wedding dress


 No.255744

File: 1429598168022.jpg (19.57 KB, 192x176, 12:11, Awesome.jpg)

>>255712

I do too. And, she's not super young. So, I'm cured!

>>255740

Hey, Lethal!


 No.255745

File: 1429598212224.png (1.09 MB, 844x639, 844:639, kiernan coathangers.PNG)

>>255740

but that's forbidden love!


 No.255746

File: 1429598197113.jpg (57.41 KB, 589x480, 589:480, 2okPdbqZslI.jpg)

>>255735

I hope all the incest doesn't scare off our guests.

>>255736

Of course you don't, you're drunk all the time.

>>255737

Yes, your doctor, uhm, I mean mickey mouse will prescribe you plenty of cotton candy.


 No.255747

File: 1429598304789.jpg (936.3 KB, 2934x4589, 2934:4589, trevor.jpg)

>>255742

he's just bisexual, she's already agreed to have the incestual offspring, they need to wait until chloe is married tho


 No.255748

File: 1429598403095.jpg (1.07 MB, 2666x4090, 1333:2045, chloe_moretz_dior_illustra….jpg)

>>255742

That's just a cover so people won't suspect their incestuous romance.

>>255743

W-what are you implying?!

**Saudi Arabia? There is nowhere, truly the most oppressed minority""

I know, she would be so adorable.


 No.255749

File: 1429598451551.png (214.06 KB, 231x532, 33:76, darren in the bg.PNG)


 No.255750

File: 1429598483577.jpg (106.51 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1422546106157.jpg)

>>255747

>he's just bisexual

Ahh well that makes a bit more sense.

>>255749

Nice boots.


 No.255751

File: 1429598516662.jpg (810.8 KB, 2420x3600, 121:180, chloe_moretz_500_days_of_s….jpg)

>>255746

Come now, judging from the crowd that's coming to the party, I'm sure they'd be huge fans…

I wonder if cuties like Kiki and the banjis would drink?

>>255748

N-Nothing, nothing at all

Hmm, maybe. Or don't do it formally, just give her a cute dress to wear and throw a fun little party one special night

2cute4me


 No.255752

File: 1429598557441.jpg (1.47 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, Joey King 09.jpg)

>>255747

could he be any cooler?


 No.255753

File: 1429598642316.jpg (1.18 MB, 2500x3724, 625:931, chloe_moretz_dior_illustra….jpg)

>>255751

Tell me now please

That would have to do. And then I get lynched and my house set on fire, and the person who did it goes free


 No.255754

File: 1429598793207.jpg (95.1 KB, 635x1024, 635:1024, 1388081866765.jpg)

>>255753

lol

Isn't street justice great?!


 No.255755

File: 1429598857518.jpg (1.65 MB, 2832x4256, 177:266, chloe_moretz_7th_teen_vogu….jpg)

>>255753

The warmth that exists sometimes when you do something specific about her…

Nooo no no, no one needs to find out about Chloli wife, it's fine


 No.255756

File: 1429598859967.jpg (54.5 KB, 500x380, 25:19, inarticulate yelling.jpg)

>>255754

Just like God intended


 No.255757

File: 1429598906272-0.jpg (85.3 KB, 590x826, 5:7, 045.jpg)

File: 1429598906272-1.jpg (161.75 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 35437705.jpg)

File: 1429598906272-2.jpg (131.01 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 32478485.jpg)

File: 1429598906272-3.jpg (30.25 KB, 399x498, 133:166, bellaremy.jpg)

>>255745

>forbidden

dani calls it pure love


 No.255758

File: 1429599004396.jpg (106.63 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1429244367883-1.jpg)

>>255746

Yay! Cant wait!


 No.255759

File: 1429599000120.jpg (50.24 KB, 720x720, 1:1, Liz025.jpg)

>>255756

May the Good Lord keep my torch lit and my pitchfork sharp


 No.255760

File: 1429599086205.jpg (1.55 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, chloe_moretz_kick-ass_berl….jpg)

>>255755

I don't get it…

They might


 No.255761

File: 1429599317228.png (686.92 KB, 359x842, 359:842, muhammad bin al-fleqi bin ….PNG)

How do we feel about this guy becoming the most jacked Batman of all-time?


 No.255762

File: 1429599336112.jpg (317.63 KB, 1300x1950, 2:3, 4.jpg)

>>255751

Kiki would just have a beer to fit in, then another, then another… Kaylyn would get all the other Banjis drunk on purpose.

>>255758

By the time you get back you'll be a better man… The shock thera-, I mean the white lighting roller coaster will make sure of that.


 No.255763

File: 1429599406844.jpg (277.68 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, justme.jpg)

>>255761

>"do you bleed?"

>"no i haven't yet"


 No.255764

File: 1429599408699.jpg (5.66 MB, 2832x4256, 177:266, 1425996797737.jpg)

>>255760

Y-You know, when the lewdity takes hold and you can't help yourself

As long as you're careful, no one will realise :3


 No.255765

File: 1429599471719.png (Spoiler Image, 354.28 KB, 532x295, 532:295, ben affleck gets married.PNG)


 No.255766

File: 1429599473473.jpg (107.34 KB, 604x434, 302:217, 1385831709221.jpg)

>>255761

I bet he could bench Kevin Smith


 No.255767

File: 1429599494901.jpg (91.53 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1422545922173.jpg)

>>255761

I care about Batman so I feel alright..


 No.255768

File: 1429599550857.jpg (17.43 KB, 302x273, 302:273, 1426689327629.jpg)

>>255761

>that filename


 No.255769

File: 1429599567328.jpg (918.99 KB, 2357x3639, 2357:3639, chloe_moretz_kick-ass_berl….jpg)

>>255764

So, like, four times a day?


 No.255770

File: 1429599642545.jpg (41.58 KB, 600x450, 4:3, l_1d37f20d719e4c95996b70ff….jpg)

>>255765

generally i hate muzzies but that seems alright


 No.255771

File: 1429599634150.jpg (382.07 KB, 915x1365, 61:91, 1411770367748.jpg)

>>255762

She'd be a little nervous at first but as she drank more she'd loosen up, maybe start dancing. I wonder how good a dancer she is…

Kaylyn would be all for shots and the other poor girls would be coughing and spluttering at the smallest sip.

>>255769

S-Sure, if it's that many. I'm sure Chloli wife would be appreciative of the output


 No.255772

File: 1429599753206.jpg (990.19 KB, 1995x3000, 133:200, 1416784167950.jpg)

>>255771

Something like that she's too pretty

W-why?


 No.255773

File: 1429599834801.jpg (118.4 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 142515944.jpg)

The output?


 No.255774

File: 1429599844520.jpg (249.07 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 053_2_8.jpg)

tfw not waking up to this every morning


 No.255775

File: 1429599904779.jpg (1.48 MB, 2700x3059, 2700:3059, 1422111262626.jpg)

>>255772

Way too pretty…

W-Well, she might know it makes you feel good so if she can cause it a lot she's happy


 No.255776

File: 1429599999713-0.jpg (78.1 KB, 575x824, 575:824, 042.jpg)

File: 1429599999713-1.jpg (69.22 KB, 561x814, 51:74, 040.jpg)

File: 1429599999713-2.jpg (77.12 KB, 571x808, 571:808, 039.jpg)

File: 1429599999713-3.jpg (70.98 KB, 573x819, 191:273, 038.jpg)

>hey anon


 No.255777

File: 1429600012261.webm (485.95 KB, 400x400, 1:1, lasers.webm)

did you guys have this show on tv when you were kids?


 No.255778

File: 1429600033902.jpg (79.73 KB, 600x800, 3:4, BsT-k4_CcAAZ42D.jpg)

>>255773

semen

>>255776

just one tug


 No.255779

File: 1429600125729.webm (879.69 KB, 711x400, 711:400, airheads.webm)

I love French Canadian cartoons.


 No.255780

File: 1429600149968.jpg (919.51 KB, 3080x2054, 1540:1027, 1364089603071.jpg)

>>255775

Pervert.

>>255777

Nope.


 No.255781

File: 1429600287931.jpg (35.75 KB, 500x454, 250:227, 1427720615698.jpg)

>>255778

Sheesh. Like avoiding the word semen makes it any less offensive

>>255777

I tried to trap light between two CDs once.

Didn't work.


 No.255782

File: 1429600458285.jpg (1.94 MB, 3708x4947, 1236:1649, 1393859665212.jpg)

>>255780

Would you not want that of your lgf Chloe?


 No.255783

File: 1429600505389.jpg (89.53 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1515631_1477366545857132_1….jpg)

>>255781

it offends you? might be on the wrong board

I can't believe that didn't work


 No.255784

File: 1429600669141.jpg (91.53 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1422545922173.jpg)

>>255781

You're offended by the word semen?!


 No.255785

File: 1429600673734.png (713.66 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, getoblaster.png)

>>255783

All boards are wrong.

And I think it was the holes in the middle letting the light out.


 No.255786

File: 1429600905240.jpg (2 MB, 2560x3840, 2:3, chloe_moretz_disneynature_….jpg)

>>255782

N-no, not at all mister police officer sir


 No.255787

File: 1429601013295.jpg (44.74 KB, 594x424, 297:212, 1393863018161.jpg)

>>255786

She might even cause it accidentally sometimes if she was a little too fidgety in your lap :3


 No.255788

File: 1429601126108.gif (1.47 MB, 245x245, 1:1, literal perfection.gif)

So I missed the part where we all talked about this right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AOa_ZdQjLM


 No.255789

File: 1429601131191.png (86.7 KB, 176x475, 176:475, 1406109794282.png)

>>255784

Nah, but some contexts of the word are less crass than others.


 No.255790

File: 1429601204723.jpg (856.33 KB, 2507x3300, 2507:3300, chloe_moretz_disneynature_….jpg)

>>255787

pls no


 No.255791

File: 1429601262014.jpg (62.17 KB, 350x293, 350:293, 1389804917959.jpg)

>>255790

>cfw she notices something poking her in your lap


 No.255792

File: 1429601374080.jpg (719.74 KB, 2175x3000, 29:40, chloe_moretz_disneynature_….jpg)

>>255791

>implying that would happen


 No.255793

File: 1429601365775.gif (999.13 KB, 500x548, 125:137, 1367525564947.gif)

Good morning friends


 No.255794

File: 1429601495026.jpg (1.04 MB, 1194x1617, 398:539, 1389719484869.jpg)

>>255792

Would it not, if she was wriggling and giggling?

>>255793

Heyoooo. Sup sup qt?


 No.255795

File: 1429601610620.jpg (660.26 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, 145191744418.jpg)

>>255793

Morning sexy


 No.255796

File: 1429601622320.jpg (318.21 KB, 1450x2178, 725:1089, Sabrina-Carpenter---2014-V….jpg)


 No.255797

File: 1429601627703.jpg (659.14 KB, 2136x3216, 89:134, 001_Joey King_MoC__001.jpg)

>>255793

Good morning qt


 No.255798

File: 1429601699217.jpg (1.45 MB, 2848x4288, 89:134, chloe_moretz_monster_vs_al….jpg)

>>255794

You're projecting.


 No.255799

File: 1429601797220.jpg (61.73 KB, 400x437, 400:437, 1422962133489.jpg)

>>255793

Morning, qt.


 No.255800

File: 1429601822794.jpg (207.57 KB, 744x530, 372:265, 1389708826098.jpg)

>>255798

I doubt you'd say no to it though :3


 No.255801

File: 1429601851296.gif (2.74 MB, 290x180, 29:18, 1387976896480.gif)

so many lurkers


 No.255802

File: 1429601900660.jpg (489.5 KB, 1134x1544, 567:772, 1406002918509.jpg)

>>255801

I'll lurk you cunt


 No.255803

File: 1429601942286.jpg (10.42 KB, 305x291, 305:291, 1389268879327.jpg)

>>255802

Abrasive meme.jpg


 No.255804

File: 1429601949423.png (1.28 MB, 900x609, 300:203, the thing about cunny.PNG)


 No.255805

File: 1429601996302.gif (2.33 MB, 300x332, 75:83, 1389704897484.gif)

>>255802

But how would i know?


 No.255806

File: 1429602022012.gif (929.29 KB, 500x357, 500:357, 1372080425890.gif)

>>255794

Not a lawt, just got up really. Wasssup withchu?

>>255795

hai hai ♥

>>255796

Hiya Jo, how goes it?

>>255797

Hej Joey :)

>>255799

Feeling a little better today?

>>255802

Wow she looks great there :3


 No.255807

File: 1429602063209.gif (192.65 KB, 344x178, 172:89, 1419601528535.gif)

>>255805

You don't have to know ;^)


 No.255808

File: 1429602090911.png (749.54 KB, 768x497, 768:497, american banjis.PNG)

I love how American all the Banjis are.


 No.255809

File: 1429602153176.jpg (251.4 KB, 1067x1600, 1067:1600, 1410426688076.jpg)

>>255806

When doesn't she look great :3


 No.255810

File: 1429602193020.jpg (493.42 KB, 1993x3000, 1993:3000, chloe_moretz_monster_vs_al….jpg)

>>255800

I would say no.


 No.255811

File: 1429602195789.jpg (240.66 KB, 1222x817, 1222:817, 1410898634318.jpg)

>>255803

I'd say it was a smooth line


 No.255812

File: 1429602245605.jpg (266.97 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1392818193498.jpg)

>>255806

Ya sleep ok? Nothin' really, been stuck inside the last couple days with the rain.

>>255810

Okie dokie…

>>255811

As smooth as sandpaper


 No.255813

File: 1429602294337.jpg (39.75 KB, 540x539, 540:539, 1383597414323.jpg)


 No.255814

File: 1429602304858.jpg (85.36 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1416314043893.jpg)

>>255806

How are you?


 No.255815

File: 1429602367722.jpg (879.49 KB, 1760x2336, 55:73, 1392743953236.jpg)


 No.255816

File: 1429602387376.gif (498.29 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1LecG.gif)

>>255812

It rains in Australia? I thought it was like 40 degree heat and scorching sun everyday.

>>255814

Pretty well actually, gotta go into work again today but it should be fine, how r u?


 No.255817

File: 1429602369158.webm (1.36 MB, 854x480, 427:240, 1429078915285.webm)

>>255806

Yep, sleep usually makes me feel better.


 No.255818

File: 1429602414673.jpg (22.4 KB, 369x420, 123:140, 137829855811.jpg)

>>255815

What are you even saying…


 No.255819

File: 1429602489621.jpg (51.66 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1412260130798.jpg)

>>255812

Closer to 1200 than 36

Why not show him and I how it's done?


 No.255820

File: 1429602498394.jpg (1.02 MB, 2456x3696, 307:462, hunter (3).jpg)

>>255817

is that sexon? I wonder what she's shown him


 No.255821

File: 1429602560792.gif (478.13 KB, 245x250, 49:50, 1411658937391.gif)

>>255815

>shooping chloe to have piercings and dyed hair

why do people do this


 No.255822

File: 1429602562747.jpg (96.64 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1415989125763.jpg)

>>255816

I'm meh, have fun at work lol.


 No.255823

File: 1429602584004.gif (319.78 KB, 500x268, 125:67, tumblr_m6e33hkbcC1rolpn7o1….gif)

>>255820

yeah…hi


 No.255824

File: 1429602631791.jpg (160.65 KB, 860x1211, 860:1211, 1393345013410.jpg)

>>255816

It isn't 40 degrees every day, that'd be da worst. It's been raining and real windy the last 2 days nonstop, pretty low kinda mood.

>>255818

I was just playing around but you don't seem into it.

>>255819

Hah.

If you hang around long enough you'll see how smooth I can be, babe.

>>255821

That one's not a shoop, it's a little short she did where she wore a blue wig. Don't have the vid on hand though.


 No.255825

File: 1429602643700.webm (392.54 KB, 640x360, 16:9, LOVEmagazine2.webm)

>>255821

It's from a photoshoot


 No.255826

File: 1429602683363.jpg (570.27 KB, 2100x2676, 175:223, XfHXIBn.jpg)

>>255823

oh hey

>>255822

cutie


 No.255827

File: 1429602756812.jpg (1.34 MB, 1536x2048, 3:4, Chloë at Elle Magazine Oct….jpg)

>>255793

Hey, Widge!


 No.255828

File: 1429602823829.jpg (88.69 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1416704781605.jpg)

>>255821

Working on something beautiful like Chloë gets their shoddy photoshop skills more attention

That one isnt shooped though


 No.255829

File: 1429602868292.webm (1.29 MB, 640x360, 16:9, LOVEmagazine1.webm)

>>255824

We talk about the exact same thing every single time with no variation…


 No.255830

File: 1429602881272.jpg (222.74 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 18 year old chlomo.jpg)

>>255828

>>255825

>>255824

I see, but I feel like I have seen shoops like that.


 No.255831

File: 1429602879352.jpg (84.63 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1428773534556.jpg)

Morning ♥


 No.255832

File: 1429602893852.gif (2.98 MB, 255x445, 51:89, 1368382722387.gif)

>>255822

Will do, maybe I'll just think of you not having to work and it'll be nice :D

Why are you meh?

>>255824

Oh thats no fun, how are the myriad of things that can kill you in aus going to have their fun when nobody is going outside?

>>255826

How are you tatertot?

>>255827

Hi Dvt, anything fun happening today?


 No.255833

File: 1429602923082.jpg (964.14 KB, 2171x3000, 2171:3000, Chloë Moretz Calvin Klein.jpg)

>>255831

Heya, Deazy!


 No.255834

File: 1429602964423.jpg (993.73 KB, 833x1250, 833:1250, chloe_moretz-allure-magazi….jpg)

>>255830

Yes, I don't get it either. Same with annoying instagram filters.

>>255831

Hello.


 No.255835

File: 1429602956600.jpeg (351.09 KB, 1252x1252, 1:1, Izzy.jpeg)

>>255832

Yes, this girl had minimal clothes on.


 No.255836

File: 1429602987423.jpg (2.79 MB, 2816x4288, 44:67, 1406503686478.jpg)

>>255831

Haioo deazy


 No.255837

File: 1429603010730.jpg (106.82 KB, 541x812, 541:812, 1423423284701.jpg)

>>255824

You flow like a harpoon daily and nightly?


 No.255838

File: 1429603076149.jpg (38.94 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 988737_429102903861266_444….jpg)

>>255826

Indeed

>>255831

Morning bro

>>255832

But I work today.. I don't know man, I just feel awkward tonight.


 No.255839

File: 1429603101617.jpg (56.05 KB, 456x611, 456:611, 1424184442239.jpg)

>>255829

Okay, forget I said anything.

>>255830

Like this

>>255831

Hey bud.

>>255832

They'll lie in wait I suppose, waiting to strike. Spiders and things live inside anyways, free from the rain.

>>255837

You know it bbgurl


 No.255840

File: 1429603149472.jpg (78.74 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1424194317213-0.jpg)

>>255833

>>255834

>>255836

Whats up guys?

>>255838

Yay I didnt miss Lewis!!

How are you buddy?

>>255839

Hey Red, hows things?


 No.255841

File: 1429603168616.jpg (922.41 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, 1279850074312.jpg)

>>255830

They're out there


 No.255842

File: 1429603196008.jpg (69.15 KB, 540x720, 3:4, 1421606612851.jpg)

>>255839

You don't agree?

>>255840

Nothing.


 No.255843

File: 1429603388013.gif (2.5 MB, 208x226, 104:113, 1367840305487.gif)

>>255835

That can only be fantastic Im sure

>>255838

Done something to feel awkward about or just have a feeling? Sleep usually helps that

>>255839

Im more concerned about shit that can kill you without even giving you warning like a fucking blue ringed octopus


 No.255844

File: 1429603420454.webm (649.54 KB, 640x640, 1:1, collapse.webm)

>>255839

No I don't know it


 No.255845

File: 1429603440426.jpg (116.27 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 946403_429093990528824_199….jpg)

>>255840

haha yeah, I'm pretty meh, you?


 No.255846

File: 1429603507541.jpg (743.47 KB, 2024x3000, 253:375, chloe_moretz_let_me_in_ny_….jpg)

>>255840

Pretty blue with this gross weather, I haven't been able to stretch my legs in a little while. You?

>>255842

I don't think it's the exact same, nor is it every time we talk. It's just fun…

>>255843

Haha. Those things are small but they're easy to stay away from. They're never in open water like the beach, more rockpools and reefs. They're cuties :)

>>255844

Yeeeeees you do


 No.255847

File: 1429603625500.jpg (180.11 KB, 681x1024, 681:1024, chloe_moretz_jake_bailey_p….jpg)

>>255846

It really is the same every time, and yes it is every time..


 No.255848

File: 1429603770181.jpg (44.06 KB, 457x343, 457:343, tumblr_mckm8mhOBt1rf0boco1….jpg)

>the new Jurassic World trailer


 No.255849

File: 1429603814627.jpg (164.12 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1428800372744.jpg)

>>255845

Aww ♥

I'm good thanks

>>255846

Oh really? We are getting really good weather atm. Last week I was out in only a T-shirt


 No.255850

File: 1429603850389.jpg (482.86 KB, 2090x3000, 209:300, chloe_moretz_let_me_in_ny_….jpg)

>>255847

I don't just mean in thread, we talk about plenty of other things too… I've been of the opinion you like the cute Chloe cj sometimes.

>>255848

I reckon it's gonna be fun. Stupid, but fun


 No.255851

File: 1429603909120.jpg (1.26 MB, 3000x2000, 3:2, 41-1424805042-37h3odjcr7uj.jpg)

I back


 No.255852

File: 1429603962149.jpg (97.49 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1429579881947.jpg)

>>255851

How was your session?


 No.255853

File: 1429603967842.jpg (265.27 KB, 1100x687, 1100:687, 1424406861678-0.jpg)

>>255851

Yay, hey QG ♥

Whats up


 No.255854

File: 1429603982862.jpg (159.19 KB, 681x1024, 681:1024, chloe_moretz_jake_bailey_p….jpg)

>>255850

Pretty rare…

>>255851

C-cute photo


 No.255855

File: 1429604059528.jpg (364.13 KB, 1024x577, 1024:577, (74938).jpg)

>>255846

Nigga you frontin

>>255852

Dayum


 No.255856

File: 1429604089371.jpg (40.29 KB, 548x360, 137:90, 1377142_429096707195219_94….jpg)

>>255851

Hey master..


 No.255857

File: 1429604092194.jpg (1.2 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, chloe_moretz_love_magazine….jpg)

>>255849

Lucky! I wish I was there, I'm rugged up big time right now lol. Could do with a qt to cuddle

>>255851

You get out all the lewdity?

>>255854

I don't think that rare… I mean, do you not like it?


 No.255858

File: 1429604088317.gif (1.76 MB, 353x302, 353:302, 0031-1409255548685.gif)

>>255852

I-It taught me that I should be one with Christ and not one with Loli!


 No.255859

File: 1429604130778.jpg (2.88 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1377644055492.jpg)

join steam now that you're home qg


 No.255861

File: 1429604206966.jpeg (351.09 KB, 1252x1252, 1:1, Izzy.jpeg)


 No.255862

File: 1429604365306.jpg (32.27 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 539706_429090320529191_150….jpg)

>>255861

Yes QG, cute girl indeed!


 No.255863

File: 1429604363801.jpg (210.06 KB, 681x1024, 681:1024, chloe_moretz_jake_bailey_p….jpg)

>>255857

I can only remember one in the last few months, and even then it was tangentially related to Chloe anyway. I don't, I'm just beginning to feel like the only thing I've spoken about to anyone anywhere is Chloe with you.


 No.255864

File: 1429604389070.jpg (155.84 KB, 920x896, 115:112, 38e557df.jpg)

>>255853

Gooood. I got my Gremlins poster so I'm happy

>>255854

It is….that

>>255856

Heyyy, I remember you use to call me that!

>>255861

don't wear out the pic!


 No.255865

File: 1429604396391.jpg (586.33 KB, 1350x1719, 150:191, 1422978509826-1.jpg)

>>255858

Is that why you booked a second session??


 No.255866

File: 1429604381796.jpg (470.77 KB, 1280x912, 80:57, 1425797202070.jpg)


 No.255867

File: 1429604457972.gif (1.85 MB, 231x246, 77:82, 1409134808831.gif)

4:20AM > 4:20PM


 No.255868

File: 1429604597053.jpg (85 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 11085181_1606073646276915_….jpg)

>>255857

You'll have to get Empy round! :P :P

>>255861

Nice bikini

>>255864

I have no idea what that is but im glad you are happy with it

>>255866

Cute pic


 No.255869

File: 1429604644141.jpg (41.34 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1381920_429089883862568_65….jpg)

>>255864

Yeah, you told me you were the waifu master when I first came here :P


 No.255870

File: 1429604648497.jpg (761.12 KB, 2400x1800, 4:3, 0109-1391268225836.jpg)

>>255857

>>255865

Not yet Red. and yes….Tomorrow we talk bout self love! should be fun


 No.255871

File: 1429604799159.jpg (879.82 KB, 1998x3000, 333:500, 1379031331926.jpg)

>>255863

>last few months

Ridiculous… We've talked a lot about a lot of different things over that time. Often nothing to do with her at all. Come on, that's just unfair to say.

>>255868

Heh, yeah… Lord knows I've tried. wbu? :3

>>255870

>self love

Oh here we go heh


 No.255872

File: 1429604820334.jpg (819.84 KB, 1664x1432, 208:179, 0130-1393894354342.jpg)

>>255868

Not seeing Gremlins is a sin! You must! big part of my childhood

>>255869

Hey Hey! I still am! lol


 No.255873

File: 1429604915778.jpg (64.24 KB, 462x594, 7:9, 734460_347535075351383_134….jpg)

>>255872

Right! I'm sorry master..


 No.255874

File: 1429605007207.jpg (723.88 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 1395605556381.jpg)

Hey guys :)

>>255872

My favourite Christmas movie :3


 No.255875

File: 1429605030493.jpg (188.01 KB, 681x1024, 681:1024, chloe_moretz_jake_bailey_p….jpg)

>>255871

I don't remember any…


 No.255876

File: 1429605028425.jpg (150.41 KB, 1000x625, 8:5, 1426841638294.jpg)

>>255871

On my way

>>255872

Its a movie?

>big part of my childhood

So its black and white?


 No.255877

File: 1429605068835.jpeg (632.79 KB, 2560x3200, 4:5, 1415376226179.jpeg)

>>255874

Hey Lucy ♥

How are you?


 No.255878

File: 1429605127845.jpg (107.16 KB, 560x933, 560:933, 1386603470011.jpg)

>>255875

Talking about video games, about history from different periods, about beer made by cool monks, there's been plenty

>>255874

Hola

>>255876

:3 When can I expect you? I'll make us something to eat


 No.255879

File: 1429605137588.jpg (140.29 KB, 681x1024, 681:1024, chloe_moretz_jake_bailey_p….jpg)

>>255871

>Heh, yeah… Lord knows I've tried.

You shouldn't want to


 No.255880

File: 1429605137635.jpg (783.04 KB, 1350x1718, 675:859, 1_1154596_ZM_DEPI.JPG)

>>255874

How's my favourite girl doing?


 No.255881

File: 1429605170886.jpg (701.2 KB, 2454x1581, 818:527, 150-151.jpg)

>>255873

good boy :P

>>255874

It is a Christmas movie. How could I forget that! Hey

>>255876

Smh…….Yes, it's a movie from the 80's. You will hear about it soon enough. They are remaking it


 No.255882

File: 1429605198189.jpg (180.45 KB, 608x810, 304:405, 1377420058608_925491_1099.jpg)

>>255878

I didn't say there was nothing over the months, just little


 No.255883

File: 1429605315566.png (712.49 KB, 377x894, 377:894, 1427541187125.jpg.png)

>>255881

I was just wanting another remake, hopefully it'll be in 3D.


 No.255884

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>>255874

Hey bro


 No.255885

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>>255880

I-I thought I was your favorite girl? :/


 No.255886

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>>255883

Lol, I want it in 4D! and I want the cast The Rock and Neil Patrick Harris to be in it!


 No.255887

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>>255879

Because you're my friend and I wish to interact with you.

>>255882

You did just say you remember none of it…

It's not been exclusive of other stuff, not nearly.

>>255885

He says that to everyone


 No.255888

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>>255885

Bad news… I found a real girl.


 No.255889

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>>255878

Very soon. Just gonna pop in the shower first

>>255881

Ah cool, ill watch it sometime for you then


 No.255890

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>>255867

Is that time again?

>>255887

That can be done without me leaving the house, even leaving my room makes me uncomfortable.

Before.

Which is all said..


 No.255891

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>>255889

You really should. It's a fun movie. and there is 2 of them actually. But my frame hates me and doesnt want to hook on the damn nail!!!!!!


 No.255892

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>>255888

tfw k's favourite girl


 No.255893

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>>255877

Hey Deazy :)

I'm really tired, there's some douche outside mowing the garden.

How's you?

>>255878

Hey dude :)

>>255880

I'm doing great ^^

How's my favourite weeb doing?

>>255881

It's a great movie. It's probably a tie between It's a Wonderful Life and Gremlins for the GOAT Christmas movie.

>>255884

Hey Joeyfag <3


 No.255894

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>>255886

I've never seen the film but I think Ashton Kutcher should play the main character.

>>255887

I wanna treat him right now the same way he treats abo's…

>>255888

Just don't come crawling back to me once Lucy's got you hooked on Scottish smack.


 No.255895

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>>255894

N-not all Scots are smackheads ;_;


 No.255896

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>>255889

Ooh okie doke. You're welcome to just use mine, I got some nice bodywash

>>255890

I mean… Would you ever consider inviting me over, then?

Ah.

I still think you rate the ratio unfairly.

>>255894

Ooh, a good old fashioned beating?


 No.255897

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>>255893

What a range lol. I should get it on Bluray. I have to get my Back to the Future poster next!

>>255894

I just pre-ordered the ticket!


 No.255898

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>>255896

God no, I would prefer to go out over that… Besides, you could be a psycho killer.


 No.255899

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I lost 2 comp matches today… both with the same 14:16 score. :'(

>>255864

Can I wear out the girl?

>>255868

>Nice bikini

Thank you. But, that's not I. :P

>>255874

Heya, Lucy!


 No.255900

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>>255893

I'm doing pretty good. Im wanting more animuu too air though.

>>255894

Lucy has everything you don't but more.


 No.255901

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>>255895

You sound drunk, mate.

>>255896

K usually finishes em off by mass necklacing.

>>255897

Unfortunately we gotta skimp quite a bit on the CGI to afford his salary, but I'm sure the gremlins will still look sorta good.

>>255900

Hope you can understand Lucy through the thick Scottish accent, or maybe the language barrier is part of the appeal.


 No.255902

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>>255898

O-Okie. Come on Emps… It's me, I wouldn't hurt a fly!

>>255900

You know it's short for Lucifer, right?


 No.255903

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Baby come back ;-;


 No.255904

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>>255901

Damn, how sadistic…


 No.255905

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>>255902

If there's one thing I dislike more than going outside, it's people coming inside. Sorry, but it would be worse than forcing myself to go outside.

I don't know that…


 No.255906

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>>255901

It's easy. She gives me subtitles to help.

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 No.255907

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>>255893

Tell that fag to stop mowing his lawn at 10 in the morning..


 No.255908

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>>255905

No no, I understand. I'd just be happy meeting you in any way possible.

;_; I'll prove it by visiting!


 No.255909

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>>255901

Shit…I already bought my ticket though….


 No.255910

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>>255908

Be prepared to be bitterly disappointed by the experience.

I'm not sure that's how it works…


 No.255911

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>>255893

Ugh that always sucks, same here actually

Not too bad thanks

>>255896

What about nice smelling shampoo?


 No.255912

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night


 No.255913

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>>255910

I don't think I will.

But if you meet me and see the truth, it'll be fineee

>>255911

Of course, get alla you smelling lovely :3

>>255912

Sleep well Lulu


 No.255914

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>>255912

good night ♥

>>255913

Alright then


 No.255915

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>>255912

Goodbye.

>>255913

Heh…

Until you stab me to death


 No.255916

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>>255912

Night!


 No.255917

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>>255912

Goodnight


 No.255918

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>>255915

Honest!

I don't even know what a knife is yo


 No.255919

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>>255904

He hates animals, so it's no big deal for him.

>>255906

Wow, an unexpected work ethic from him.

>>255909

The gremlins are the least important part of the remake. The remake focuses more on the life of Ashton Kutcher, who plays himself in the film.

>>255912

Night.


 No.255920

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>>255919

Lol, so raciss :P

Maybe he might be too busy hunting to come to our sbbq.


 No.255921

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>>255897

I have varied tastes :) BttF is GOAT.

>>255899

Hey bae <3

>>255900

What a nerd!

>>255901

Not yet at least.

Best Bella!

>>255907

It's stopped now but I can't get back to sleep ;_;

>>255911

That's the worst about summer. Good to hear Deazy :)

>>255912

Night <3


 No.255922

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>>255919

You mean HER. She gives me subtitles.

>>255921

N-no you!!


 No.255923

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>>255918

I still don't think you appreciate how dull I am.

I'm pretty sure the government banned high capacity assault knives anyway, good luck stabbing me with one if they've been banned!


 No.255924

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>>255923

I don't think you are!

I'm only able to carry plastic butter knives, and even then I can't open carry. The world we live in…


 No.255925

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>>255923

Anime girls really like jam on toast


 No.255926

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.255927

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>>255919

LMAO

>>255921

I so like you!


 No.255928

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>>255920

He told me he loves hunting abo's more than Kiernan, so who knows.

>>255921

Better hurry up then, you're clearly behind on your drinking schedule.

>>255922

You were the one that said him first, ya silly twat.


 No.255929

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>>255924

You haven't had to speak to me in person.

I hear they're looking to stamp out plastic knife ownership too, so many mildly irritating stabbings have scared parents.

>>255925

I have noticed that too.


 No.255930

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>>255928

N-na refresh and you'll see.


 No.255931

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>>255928

I didn't think that was possible… My word, I see him in a different light now.

>>255929

I want to!

They can't do that, I payed top dollar for this piece…


 No.255932

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>>255931

You won't want to after the first time.

You don't NEED your plastic knife.


 No.255933

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>>255930

Stop flaunting your mod powers.

>>255931

His catchphrase is something like 'killing first, Kiernan second'.


 No.255934

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>>255926

Amazing


 No.255935

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>>255932

I bet I will.

I do, to protect my home!

>>255933

He's put Kiki above so many things… I guess it just took his one true passion to come to light

>>255934

:3 I know rite. You watch much lately?


 No.255936

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>>255912

Good night.


 No.255937

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>>255935

Heh…

What do you mean, just call the police! Let them take whatever they want :^)


 No.255938

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>>255935

Not for ages no


 No.255939

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>>255935

K has an important goal he's committed to, he wants to genocide the whole lot of them.

That goal is the only thing that keeps him breathing to this day.


 No.255940

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>>255937

Stahp with the heh boi

The police won't protect my home and my livelihood like my plastic knife can!

>>255938

Should watch some more :3

>>255939

Hmmph, well at least he's not committed to doing something REALLY atrocious…


 No.255941

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>>255940

It's true…

Yes they will, just wait fifteen minutes for them to show up.


 No.255942

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Night bros, see ya in a few hours

>Have this Laneya to warm your chilled hearts!


 No.255943

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>>255942

Good night.


 No.255944

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>>255942

buhbai


 No.255945

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>>255942

So cute ;3

Good night ♥


 No.255946

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>>255940

He considers it community service.

>>255942

Night.


 No.255947

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>>255942

Goodnight!


 No.255948

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>>255946

Oh damn, that Bella


 No.255949

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>>255941

Is not

By the time they come my wife and children will be killed and my house ransacked ;_;

>>255946

Truly a saint.


 No.255950

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>>255949

I think I would know.

Too bad. You want more school massacres? Think of the children!


 No.255951

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>>255950

You don't know what I'm thinking though.

J-Just put strict regulations on the ownage and use of plastic knives…


 No.255952

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>>255951

I would be proven right.

That will probably happen in our lifetime


 No.255953

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>>255952

Nooo you would be the wrong

That's when the plastic rebellion occurs and the earth is turned into a white, flexible wasteland


 No.255954

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>>255953

That's the dream.


 No.255955

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```2D WAIFU ACQUIRED```


 No.255957

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