/waifuist/ - Waifuist

what a sweet thread homo

>>357797

This thread is stupid and you're all stupid

>>357717

moar webms of waifus crying pls

it's hot af

>me and smirkfuu

>>357796

>>357970

lewd gloves

such a qtπ

>>357979

Too lewd for a pure jewfu.

>>358016

Who is this penis machinist?

>dat acting

>>358021

jodelle ferland of silent hill fame and many other horror film/tv roles.

also the voice of little sisters in bioshock 2

on a new scifi show, dark matter. which isnt half bad for a production out of canadia

>>357932

Sorry I forgot this was another >DUDE MMA LMAO episode

mfw

>>358016

Nice try sneaking your high school crush into a thread about waifus

>>358024

>production out of canadia

Insert Trailer Park Boys jokes here

>>358027

i'd marry jodelle. cute and quirky, that's how i like them.

TPB is funny af too. time to go watch hobo with a shotgun again lol

also barely lethal was a good movie, lotsa cuties in it. sophie turner's accent was a bit sketchy but she's hot so i can let it slide :P

>>358024

She's adorable. I would seriously consider watching it for her but the cast seems to be full of douchey looking men.

>>358027

>trailer park boys

>good

heh

>>358029

i'm a big fan of hers. horror junky and she's got this look about her. also she's from the land of nanaimo bars, canadia. it's jodelle and gatlin that i crush over.

pretty much all men are douchey douches.

TPB doesn't take itself serious and has witty jokes in a veil of stupidity. they also have some amazing guest stars, especially musicians like gord downie, rush, sebastian bach.

>>358028

Barely Lethal is goat. Any movie where Sophie Turner is the 3rd hottest chick and Dove gets a penis drawn on her face is 10/10.

>>358029

>It's a Lucy hates something good episode

>>358031

Gatlin is cuddle tier.

>pretty much all men are douchey douces.

I want the feminazi to leave

I could never get into Trailer Park Boys. I tried watching it a few times but I didn't find it particularly funny.

>>358034

Some of us have taste, darling.

>>358034

dove is cute for sure. and that penisface was epic lulz.

>>358035

lol i'm male. i just hate most men as they are full of ego and narcissism :P

TPB is definitely not for everyone and i know there was a HUGE backlash from 'mericun trailer parkers when it hit the US tv channels.

taste is subjective, so there is no right/wrong in that regard.

but it's funny shi'ite to me. their other productions were quite good too but hobo with a shotgun was amazing.

rutger hauer was great in it and molly dunsworth is hot in it.

>>357902

everything in this post is edgy tbh

>>358035

>I didn't find it particularly funny.

cause you're shit

actually, on the topic of rutger.

did anyone ever watch lexx from the mid-90's?

eva habberman's xev was hot. huge crush on her back then.

as you might be able to tell, i have a thing for cheesy scifi

>>358040

>TPB is definitely not for everyone and i know there was a HUGE backlash from 'mericun trailer parkers when it hit the US tv channels.

Did American channels ever even run it? I remember there being shit for a while that the FCC wouldn't let them because "zomg smoking weed and saying fuck think of the children!"

>>358041

And yet you posted a very attractive teary-eyed Smirkfu

Don't lie, every loves crying girls

>>358046

I think you're confusing us with people who are 45 years old

inb4 Lucy and/or tangled spew >le lizbreaux is old meme

>>358048

it was heavily censored in the US. plus many northern states get some programming from the land of syrup.

eva was hot back then. not so much anymore.

so what you're saying is that you were born yesterday? :P you're either a super opinionated angsty teen or someone pee'd in your cereal this morning. either way, good cheesy scifi is good cheesy scifi.

and chillaxilate and enjoy some polite conversation and cutie patootie posts brah.

lexx had nudity, crazy scifi and more cgi than most movies during that time.

also, rutger and mcdowell were actors on the show.

>>358048

>Don't lie, every loves crying girls

don't be a weirdo

Also I'm not quite sure what's going on in this webum, might be relevant

>>358055

>MST3K cosplay

Now that hit me right in the mid 90s childhood

>>358076

I said girls crying, tangled. Girls.

I think he's getting his dick sucked tbh

>>358083

>he wouldn't suck her dick

are you gay or something?

[spoiler] It's a genuine girl though

>>358083

mid 90s had some good tv. back when bill nye wasn't as popular and beakman's world was a thing.

joel was the best, i loved that he was on comedians/cars/coffee.

>>358095

For a doctor, you seem to have a very tenuous grasp on what the word "girl" means

>>358146

The 90s were the goat pop culture decade.

This is an indisputable fact.

>>357902

i knowwwww

>>358154

>>358179

I said waifus, not weird 12-year-old girls

But at least you tried

Good morning, faggot

>>358181

He actually could screw me since he has a penis

Disclaimer: This is not consent

>>358183

>it's a Lizbro fantasizes about Ashley's penis episode

it's more watchable than the edgy episode at least

>>358154

mid 90s had some major cuties

RLC was one of my favourites, still is quite the looker if i do say so myself.

>>358187

Lizbreaux episodes are the best episodes tbh

>>358191

>wiki Larisa Oleynik to see what the qt from the goat 90s comedy is doing recently

>Atlas Shrugged: Part II

>OJ: The Musical

>One episode of Mike & Molly

Ouch. Life is rough for qts once they're too old to be qt anymore.

>tfw you miss tangled by a few minutes

fml fam tbh

>>358046

I used to watch Lexx. Creeped me out if I'm being honest. I was too pure back then.

>>358191

Are you Clarissabro from /tv/?

>>358197

yeah alex mack aint doing so well anymore lol. she sometimes still looks cute in her short hair.

atlas shrugged was ok.

>>358238

no i am not clarissabro lol. i dont go to /tv/ tbh.

lexx was fairly creepy. but i like creepy :D

and all the characters were pretty darn cool. but i did not like the girl that replaces eva as xev. she looked toooooo plastic. but i still watched it lol.

>>358197

about as good as Kate episodes

>>358343

I don't remember much of it tbh. I remember how gay Kai was and the creepy semen ship.

>>358523

I'm unsure why you're banned or who banned you but trust me. You aren't missing anything.

>>358601

I want a preggo Kate on my face

>>358646

/preggo/ edition when

>>358647

>>358343

The three parts (Because Atlas Shrugged needed to be made into a trilogy…?) have rotten tomatoes scores of 11%, 5%, and 0% respectively. Part 3 is actually called "Atlas Shrugged: Part 3: Who is John Galt?" Because there have totally been movies with two subtitles that didn't go straight to Walmart's bargain bin.

Poor old qt.

>>358523

Perhaps you shouldn't until you start high school.

>>358558

Go to bed laser-disc

>>358601

Nigga that's a different show entirely.

>>358647

>>358649

>>>#preggers

>>358646

hah, there was a lot of phallic shaped objects in lexx. and tim curry the poet guy tried to inseminate stanley with his sperm.

>>358670

lol everything has to a trilogy these days to make money. i can't say that i really enjoyed the first part, as i found it rather boring but hollyweird is running out of ideas so now they grab at any and all content to make new films. or redo old ones.

no new ideas get taken and turned into films. unless it's a comic book. which apparently they are running out of licenses to buy up.

>>358662

pregnant chicks in dresses look like chickens tbh

>>358670

>implying you wouldn't pay to see a preggo Dove or Liz or whoever the starlet of the day is

>>358670

>he doesn't like pregnant waifus

I suppose the girls you like can't have children yet.

>>358839

Sounds very gay. Are you trying to tell us something here, Canabro?

>>358917

not gay, just an overly sexual scifi series.

it was a joint production from canadia/germany

there were a lot of chicks and tits in it.

seems you britbros arent comfortable with your own sexuality to discuss such matters :P

i liked the series more than red dwarf, which is saying a lot.

>>358924

>germany

Why am I not surprised?

>seems you britbros arent comfortable with your own sexuality to discuss such matters

I don't know what gave you that impression. Lizbro is an openly gay man.

>red dwarf

I loved that when I was younger.

>>358946

lol, yeah germany is pretty open about their sex in film and television.

im new here and not sure who or what lizbro is and it was purely in jest my friend. we syruplanders are typically tolerant people as we have had same-sex marraige for quite some time.

apparently red dwarf is still around, or so i hear. i don't watch much television these days.

i've been looking for new films to watch but i have seen so many that i don't think much is left

i don't care how terrible/bad a film is if it has some qts in it.

>>358959

Lizbro is the edgy/angsty teen user. He's very open about his sexuality. Did a lot of campaigning for marriage equality in the US.

>red dwarf is still around

I have no idea. I don't bother with tv much either.

Who are your favourite qts other than the ones you've posted?

>>358946

>Lizbro is an openly gay man.

lel

>>358969

Italy pls

>>358839

I for one look forward to the great capeshit crash, when literally every comic book ever has already been adapted and there's no new material for them to use and Hollywood collapses in on itself.

>>358902

See them pregnant? Fuck no

Get them pregnant? Fuck yes

>>358917

Just because I'm not into chicks who had their pregnancies in the 90s doesn't mean I don't appreciate qt preggers waifus

>>358924

>seems you britbros arent comfortable with your own sexuality to discuss such matter

They're really not

>>358946

Only one of us has been posting dudes in waifu threads m8

>>358959

Lizbro is me

Except it's Lizbreaux, Yurotrash just won't respect my people's culture. I guess because there's is getting eaten alive by mudslimes.

>>358969

Go home, Ivory Coast, you're drunk

>>359010

I went for a pint :^)

>>359024

>respect my people's culture

I love school shootings and child obesity Inb4 Ariel joke

>>358969

way too many qts to name really. most youngish ladies of smaller stature aka shorties.

>>359024

i think capeshit crash is already upon us. antman was an ok film but he's bottom tier hero in my books.

i still watch all the comic films but most are disappoint.

>>359060

we've had a few school shootings here, nothing like the US and our obesity problem is everpresent but again, not as bad as the US. mainly because fast food isn't as cheap and portion sizes are smaller.

i also couldn't tell if that was an italian flag or irish. i think i need glasses or a better monitor lel.

>>359085

>Emily Kinney

did you enjoy seeing her itty bitty tiny titties

this site is bugging a lot

>>359112

i was quite happy and enjoyed her itty bitties and man o' man is her ass shnoice and toight. she's super cutie. i'd still have a crush on her if she never did nudes.

she has a wonderful singing voice as well

>>359060

But child obesity is only for black people m8

>>359085

Yeah but they can still milk a billion sequels out of them. Just you wait, when they're really out of ideas, and we get fucking Blenderman Rises or some weird shit like that.

>>359112

>India shows up just to be a pervert

Don't you have some porn star to propose to in the comments of her videos?

>>359159

it will only get worse before it gets better lol

>>359159

>being racist against mother india

shame on you

>>359189

lol, indian mothers. cook me up some chicken biryani

also, evangeline is/was canadian and did one of those late nite party line commercials here.

was funny once she became famous from that lost show.

Lilly's luscious legs

>>359199

i like the first pic but i hate what heels do to females ankles and calf muscles

>>358670

I'm a philosophy student at a top German university where Hegel and Kant have taught

>>359112

>itty bitty tiny titties

lol no kidding, those are boy tier

Get it?

>>359582

maybe she has one of those body conditions where your body stops developing at a young age. she still looks pretty young and it would explain her boy tits

>>359197

>>359626

took me a bit

>>359174

That describes just about all of existence

>>359189

>mother india

My mother is white m8

>>359205

Is Judge Judy a waifu now?

>>359344

Do you want a sticker or something?

>>359660

That would also explain why you guys were so excited to see her nude.

>>359689

It was a bit too subtle tbh

edgebro would never get it

why did no one tell me there was a new thread i made an idiot out of myself

(i only have rose and oval pics on this computer for now pls no judge)

why is there an indian here who knew they use the internet for something other than discussing the best places to shit in the street

>>360302

>comes on the board posting fucking "Rose"

>insults other people

LOLOLOLOLOL

>>360447

rose a qt

>>360447

you're still alive? i thought/hoped you'd offed yourself

>>360510

i disagree

>>360820

i will outlive all of you

>>360935

>ywn have your head stomped in by your waifu

just end me in m sleep already

>>360942

<3

>>360935

unlikely considering you're already legally a senior

>>360942

hey nice taste camo

id like to join you in posting karlie but i have yet to transfer my folder over cry

>>360984

You wanna go for a pint?

>>361050

Sup poof?

>>361054

just joined the clay pigeon shooting society and now i gotta leave for work in 10m lmfao

wbu

>>361058

>clay pigeon shooting society

Toff pls

I have a cunt of a hangover. I think I'm gonna chill maybe watch a wee movie. ya know?

>>361065

>Toff pls

i prefer to think of it as networking with the well-offs of the university for future connections :^)

plus posh girls are god-tier

i bet you do;)

what film ya thinkin

>>361067

Slaughter the bourgeois tbh

I agree. Posh bitches be absolutely great. Their sex noises are adorable. I was thinking of something a little French or hijab-core tbh.

>>360820

We couldn't get that lucky

But seriously stop posting that faggot

>>360942

That's fucked up tbh

>>360981

>Italy

>>361054

10/10 Best Emma

>>361058

>the clay pigeon shooting society

In America, we call this "having a backyard"

>>361073

>Slaughter the bourgeois tbh

This tbh

Ashley > rose

tbh

>>361050

i was actually lying the whole time i'm really 18.

>>361092

>giving either of the pageviews when they would cross the street to avoid you IRL

shiggy

>>361050

>not having a waifu stick with an emergency back up with you at all times

>>361054

>>361090

>Emma Roberts

>10/10 Best Emma

is it opposite day again

>>361092

You = gay

tbh

>>361203

Take your cheeky frogs back to /r9k/

>>361209

not liking Ashley makes YOU gay

tbqh

>>361203

Gotta agree with this because Roberts is a smoker

>>361090

>Best Emma

I'd love for her to fuck my ass with her knee but Stone is clearly best Emma.

>>361092

I didn't think that had to be stated.

>>361203

This tbh

my

dick

>>361212

Fuck off Hungary

>>361538

>fuck my ass with her knee

Dear god, how gaping is your asshole?

Please don't answer that

>>361549

Put that thing away, pervert

>>361550

fag

>>361550

My ass is untouched. She has pretty long knee blades.

>posting children

>>361556

wtf that bod

>>361073

plumbo pls

stop it's too early in the morning to be this aroused

what did you go with in the end

>>361090

i would if i had the time or inclination ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but unless you want to see the same 5 images of keira you're out of luck soz bubzy

>the clay pigeon shooting society

In America, we call this "a trip to the cinema"

>>361139

that would explain why you post like someone with the mental age of a 16 year old

>>361197

>having a waifu collection small enough to fit on USB

step it up

>>361550

>Dear god, how gaping is your asshole?

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>361553

Is Viper a waifu?

>>361556

The only thing worse would be if someone linked one of my images to all his friends on irc…

>>361601

>he wasn't an adult at 16

What are you, a crack baby?

>>361615

You're not wrong, but my morbid curiosity is stronger than my homophobia

im so tired

>>361601

Hijabs I fell asleep though

>>361615

He loves thinking about my ass.

>>361727

Just to showcase your pedo.

>>361854

I'm tired of living.

>>361854

>i'm an ass man

Well men don't have any tits, so don't you kind of have to be?

>>362231

>maybe if I post it again, no one will ignore me this time!

>>362296

Don't lie, you appreciate good bondage as much as anyone

>>362375

>>maybe if I post it again, no one will ignore me this time!

it worked

speaking of waifu bondage

we ded?

>>363520

>Hey let's bring back /tvg/

>Hey irc is stupid let's abandon irc and post on /tvg/

Well, what's the next step in your master plan?

why is natnat posting on this board now

>>363708

"why is natnat posting" would be sufficient

>>363540

im never the one saying bring back /tvg/, it's dead, RyvoGO is the future

plus irc sucks hairy dicks, you schmucks can use it but im gonna not ya dig

>>364217

RyvoGO is stupid

And don't cut yourself on that edge you pretentious faggot

>>364217

you suck hairy dicks tbh

irc is based you normie

>>364338

ryvoGO is the future

pot calling the kettle edgy

>>364570

you'd like that wouldn't you :^)

o im sorry some of us don't like idling for hours and then the only activity is smilesy coming along and inviting his OOO pals to discuss naked kiddies

>>364712

You seem to have a very tenuous grasp on what actually occurs on irc…

>>363708

Hey aidz! Long time no see

And these guys bought him with them I assume

>>364738

i'll admit it's been a while, but im assuming not much has changed

>>364753

natnat tags along every now and then unwantedly, don't blame us

>>364756

natnat came here because i posted a link on IRC.

and i've only been on IRC about 4 times this entire year.

so there.

dial up BBS is based you fools :P

i remember when IRC was like first around.

>>364753

I promise you, natnat has not been one of us for a long, long time.

>>364756

I mean, everyone you referenced is banned and has been for a long time, so…

>>364856

Congrats, you win the "Senior Citizen of the Day" Award

Your prize is a 12 pack of depends and the crippling depression brought on by your kids never calling.

>>364860

>Congrats, you win the "Senior Citizen of the Day" Award

>Your prize is a 12 pack of depends and the crippling depression brought on by your kids never calling.

lmao

You guys should post more waifu bondage. tbh

>>364891

You're disgusting, but I can't say I don't respect your dedication

>>365365

But you called us pedos for it tbh

Plus I'm out

This is as close as I have

Dan Schneider needs to make good shows again

>>365365

Well: >>299512

>>365365

>>365576

>>365572

Why is Sammi typecast as a rape victim?

>>365576

>>366212

I love when you give me those eyes bb

I hope you vote for him tangled

>>366400

simply tragic if I'm being quite honest

>>366418

Imagine taking pride in Bulgaria :^)

>>366935

a dalily reminder that Scotland doesn't even get it's own flag on imageboards

>>366943

I-if you look at the Union Jack closely the Saltire is in there. ;_;

Nice kinky boots

>>366949

it's there but it's cucked by the english flag on top of it :^)

tfw your waifu is becoming a huge body builder

This is what I have to say to you guys tbh fam