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>>376326

Karlie?

Wow.

You just know one of her toes went inside Karlie when they were taking a bath together.

>>376330

B-But that's not Taylor.

>>376331

No. It is not.

>>376335

Best toes in the game

>>376336

There's power ranking to be made.

But not by me, I'm not into feet.

>>376337

but that's your thing. You're the man with the leaderboards

Last thread still ain't updated 4me, give 8chan your hugs to make it work.

>>376339

>all dat ashi stretching

Reminds me of a girl I saw in a comp one time and how she was more contortionist than dancer

>>376339

Pic related

Oh, ok.

>>376344

Here's the non-ant version.

#tummy

>never know if thread is kill or everybody is quiet

>>376347

we're just quiet today

do you think these are her real muscles or did she stuff the suit

>>376349

What muscles tho?

>>376350

she is p big

>>376349

If she looks like she did when she took those nude pics then i would say it's stuffing

>>376352

i think so too, or the suit is designed with a bigger circumference than what she fills out

>>376351

For you

i think you can see the arm stuffing here

kek

>>376357

BTFO

T

F

O

#rekt

>>376357

i would just settle for an Yvonne gf

>>376357

Lauren is 4 months in btw

>>376364

you will learn soon enough my child

>>376362

>>376367

Interesting..

I had an odd dream about Taylor this week.

We were in this meadow having a nice time and then I got crushed by an avalanche of case files.

>>376370

What were you two doing?

i dunno if its just google search or me, but I can't find these pics in a higer res

>>376372

That sounds so cute and comfy.

>ywn talk with taytay and watch some deer eat grass during an entire day just for the comfyness of it

>tfw i think an older woman was flirting with me

>tfw she stopped after she found out i was only 18

i didn't need this feel right now

>>376378

>being a teenager

Seriously man. Get it together.

>>376378

Anon, we need to have words.

Do you know how to get them in their full size?

>>376382

>>376381

hello

>>376384

Hey there mate

>>376382

Oh I don't want that. That size is just about perfect.

>>376386

I didn't get it at first.

You're a gentleman of taste, Mr Comrade.

>>376384

Hey pervtai

Hey guys

this is the only thing I have of her and I wanted to keep with the theme

>>376382

i think i have it now, but i guess there's an easier option than going into page source

>>376385

>>376388

hey chums

>>376389

jesus that accent

>>376389

Hey

>>376390

why do they make it so difficult?

>>376393

To give its users an illusion of privacy. God knows why you would start an instagram account if you care about privacy at all.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I have difficulty understanding non-American waifus when they speak.

>>376390

Not that I know of. :(

>>376396

>he says posting a British girl

>>376396

Unless it's a really thick scottish or irish accent i can usually understand them without any problem

evening

>>376396

See >>376399

Not like glaswegians have anything intelligent to say anyway.

>>376394

>>376395

gotta be pretty naive to think any picture is unsaveable

With Cara, conversation isn't paramount.

It just a matter of waiting for her to stop vomiting and take her dress off.

>>376404

Well if anyone is actually that naive they probably have an instagram account.

>>376406

Epic.

>>376407

Translation: women.

>>376409

Basically

>>376409

>>376407

they aren't naive, they know exactly what theyre doing

>>376410

I guess this an /ass/ thread now.

>>376412

Works for me

I'm about ready to start yelling at the tv

you get into your car one morning and find this

what do you do?

>>376414

call the police

>>376414

Call the cops

>>376413

Why? Which game are you watching?

>>376412

>>376413

There should be an ass in jeans thread.

>>376417

Ohio State/Minnesota

I'll also be watch Alabama/LSU

>>376419

that little dick ruins the best part

>>376418

Witnessed.

>>376419

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT

>>376421

Lol

Better than that damn Fallout Boy song

>>376420

Agreed

check out this cool divine snake waifu

>>376424

Too gigantic for me.

>>376424

That's pretty awesome mate. What game is it from?

>>376425

What's your preferred range in giantess height?

>>376415

>>376416

>>376418

code for elle thread?

>>376427

No greater than 10 feet (304cm)

>>376428

Thanks. Looks pretty impressive i might finally give in and buy a console.

>>376429

Sorry

>>376430

my face every time i see elle's butt

I forget which one of you likes the feet.

>>376429

I just don't see whats possibly fun about little girls

>>376435

I can't tell if these are real karlie or not.

>>376430

Das it mane.

>>376431

I hope you're not too down when you have to drop Karlie by her fourth(?) growth spurt.

>just over 6 weeks until christmas

where did the time go lads?

>>376433

>elle running from pervert elleh

>>376436

I dunno, I genuinely enjoy playing and hanging out with them. I don't expect you to understand.

>>376440

Oh please, she's an adult who's had at least 2 boyfriends by now.

>>376438

She'll probably go back to her home planet.

Then Taylor will write a song about her.

>>376439

It's always better to not think of that. Time always goes by too quick.

>>376444

Now we're talking…

Any more with her baby bump?

>>376435

I do

>>376441

>"I think that guy is staring at us from his car"

>>376448

Stop making Elle so judgmental. I think like most women, she'd love to have a stalker

>tfw tired and i have to stay awake for another 7 hours at least

>>376446

You and I are two different kinds of people pratai.

>>376448

I don't even own a car. Get your shit together K.

>>376445

I'm not sure. I'll have to dig deeper

>>376449

That's a good idea. I'll have to use that next time instead of saying I was just watching the road for others safety.

>>376450

Nevar

>>376452

Y-you could be in a taxi. Yeah, just follow that car when it leaves please

>>376451

Are you roasting a whole pig or something?

>>376451

Why've you got to stay up all night mate?

>>376454

>sorry sir but I can't do that and I must report stalkers to the police

>>376451

youre sitting in the kitchen masturbating?

>>376452

just a bit

>>376455

>>376456

Fallout 4 comes out at midnight on Tuesday.

I wanna wake up for around that time. This means I have to stay up as late as I can today and then do the same the next day.

>>376457

No, I just felt like posting that pic.

And this one.

>>376458

You're going to be disappointed, mate.

>>376458

Bethesda games are usually pretty shit at release, i hope you aren't disappointed by it.

Also

>Slava

>Lewdposting

Never thought i would see the day

>>376460

>>376461

>>376462

>

And I do occasionally if you catch me in the right mood.

>>376462

Slava usually gets lewder around the time you've gone to bed.

>>376463

You're hyping yourself up for more heartache and anger at trying to get it working.

>>376462

He's the one that wrote this!

>>376464

This.

>>376465

Shut the fuck up, cunt.

>>376466

No I just screencapped it.

>>376467

You'd be happier sleeping for a couple weeks. It might be okay by then.

>>376463

S-Sorry

>>376464

Sounds like i always miss out on the fun stuff

>>376468

>>376469

>>376462

he's pretty lewd

>>376471

I honestly thought he was the purest guy around here

>>376473

He is, but that is not saying much.

>>376473

you have a lot to learn

purest around here is probably joey

>>376473

If you thought tato was lewd.. you aint seen nuttin'

>>376471

>says the lewdest person on this board

>>376472

>

>>376473

I am! :(

>>376477

no

>>376477

>says the lewdest person on this board

>K

Excuse me?

>>376477

You can't be purer than someone who never lewdposts so technicaly i'm purer than you mate

>>376475

>>376476

>>376474

I'm clearly too new

>>376479

What are you trying to say???

>>376481

You, pratai, and I tied for first place, remember?

>>376482

I demand a recount. I've been framed.

>t(argetting)Ohio State University

a package arrived at my door :O

>>376484

I screamed and kicking something across the room.

Luckily it was reversed.

>>376486

Chill, bro. It's just a game!

>>376480

Did you know that QG is an aspiring writer? Or that zamps dated a muslim man?

>>376488

I did know about QG.

I don't know who zamps is though

>>376489

He's the swede who occasionally visits

>>376480

>tfw M hates you now

>>376492

Don't be silly Slava, you'll always be my honey bunny ♥♥♥

>>376487

I know. I get way too amped up.

I remember one time I was so pissed I punched this cheap bookshelf from the side and it collapsed.

LOL

>tfw not anyone's honey bunny

>>376496

k is always on the lookout for new girls

>>376493

:3

♥

>>376496

>>376497

Yep, just one butt pic and he'll shower you in his 'love'.

>>376496

We're soulmates though ♥♥♥

I've got enough love to go around don't worry ^-^

>>376499

>>376494

Just as long as you only break the useless shit, you should be okay. Once you start breaking TV's and shit is when they start trying to send you to meetings.

>>376501

I've been meaning to ask you, what's a good Chvrches album to listen to? Someone linked me that Clearest Blue song and I've been listening to it and some random songs a lot.

>>376502

well, there's only two. So I mean you can start where ever you like.

>>376503

Oh, I never even knew that. That makes it simple.

>>376504

Bones>EOE tho

>>376502

Ok

Playstation 3 controllers don't count do they?

>793.3 miles behind the wheel solo in one day..

I hope she's being careful and not picking up hitch-hikers.

>>376497

>>376499

How much butt pics gets me how much love though? Is it only one love-shower per butt pic?

>>376500

<3DripM it's mutual m8 we have a love/love relationship cause we're besties.

>>376507

not sure the exact numbers but certainly diminishing returns

>>376505

I thought so. I remember you saying that album disappointed you.

>>376506

You've almost crossed the event horizon. Seek help.

>>376507

Depends on how many times he 'showers' looking at the picture.

>>376511

Still kind of a dissapointment to me. But a bit of it has become more enjoyable than it was originally.

Did you guys know that realistically, Adolf Hitler was very probably the avatar of Vishnu, who was going to end the Age of Gloom that we are currently stuck in. We need another avatar of Vishnu to end the Kali Yuga.

Just saw Frenemies. Not very good but the girls were cute.

>>376509

The butt pic economy is struggling these days. So hard to get the full bang for your butt.

>>376511

I feel I could get him to shower multiple times, which would hopefully earn me more love.

Also unrelated to butt pics and luv the more I think about it the more conflicted I am about how closely the Little Merchloë should follow the original tale. If it's super close then the film probably won't do well commercially because that's dark and scary, but it would also be better probably as an adaptation than writers trying to lighten it up without going full Disney. It makes me think it's gonna be another one of those Universal titles like Ouija or Dracula Untold that gets a major release but just sort of fizzles under the radar…

>>376515

Would you like a butt picture?

>>376515

you're very confident in your abilities

>>376511

O..ok

>>376515

I certainly hope it's better than those 2, i found them to be pretty weak.

I would like it if they went full edge and just stayed loyal to the original story.

But that's just me liking muh grimdark stuff

>>376513

Ellen will save us. She will eradicate all inequality and violence.

>>376513

>just read some hindu myths because of that post

Do we go back to the Golden Age after it or do we all die and get judge according to our karma?

Why would Hitler end it when we promoted war and murder and those are considered sins? He seems to be just someone affected by the Dark Age like everyone else.

>>376513

He didn't do a very good job if he was.

Or is Vishnu one of these resurrection Gods and Hitler will rise from the tomb three days later to free mankind?

>>376516

My love is unconditional and not based on butt pictures you are already my dear without them!

>>376517

I like to think I am at least decent at earning love showers yes prataito.

>>376519

Yeah Untold triggered my Dracula autism for not being anything like the Dracula novel character and I'm thinking this movie is going to be a similar style adaptation where they take the character from the story and just go full-on attempted summer blockbuster mode with it. It'll either be that or basically Twilight with Mermaids since the writer is a romance movie writer. I'm basing this off of absolutely nothing but speculation really, but I'm sure Chloë wasn't the only reason Coppola abandoned the project.

>>376522

oh… no. I mean do you want one. A lot of people here have them

Howdy.

>>376524

Meep meep?

>>376522

I've got some hate for the coppola's so seeing her walk away from the project doesn't bother me but i do tend to agree with everything you said about how it's probably going to go down.

>>376524

Hey there Jo ♥

>>376523

I'm not much of a butts person really.

>>376524

Hi!

>>376526

Oh well, I'll still see it anyway because muh Chloë. I am a slave to the studios whims when she is involved…

>>376525

Meep Meep.

>>376526

>>376527

Hey guys ♥

>>376529

:)

>>376527

>he doesn't like butts

>>376527

I know exactly what you mean. It's the curse blessing? of having a waifu.

Chloe is a pretty solid actress though, only serious movie i've seen with her in it was "If i stay?" and i thought it was pretty good

>>376532

I need to watch that. I haven't seen that yet.

>>376534

It was a war movie that really earned the hard R rating.

Would recommend.

>>376528

>no one will ever call a helicopter full of burly men a bunch of slack jawed faggots ever again in mainstream action cinema because having characters who don't act 100% PC all the time is wrong even if people like this actually exist and it lends characterization to their personality and how tough they think they are as well as how close the group is that he can both insult them and they're so tight they don't care because bros make fun of eachother like that

Although I'm waiting for the inevitable sterilized Predator sequel with Arnie back in the Dutch role. He's already done Terminator and there's supposedly talks of a "Conan the King" or something like that.

>>376531

I-I like some butts…

>>376533

She hasn't been in a movie that I've liked independent of her being in it since Hugo. Other than just two seconds in Muppets Most Wanted which was good because the Muppets are always good. She's always solid or great depending on what she's given but I dunno if she's just not getting better offers or if Trevor and Teri are letting her down in the screening process. Looking forward at her future projects though she's got the double whammy of young adult adaptation/fuck you it's January movie Fifth Wave and Neighbors 2. Two others could be good though Brain on Fire and November Criminals. She seems to just be taking on tonnes of novel adaptations…

>>376535

I'll definitely have to watch it

>>376536

apparently, not my butt :\

>>376538

I haven't seen your butt tho

>>376539

He wants to show you his butt.

>>376537

I definitely have to watch 'that'

>dat zoom

>>376540

>>376539

this is true

>>376540

I get that a lot…

>>376542

I'll see your butt then! I don't want to stop people from doing things they want to do.

>>376541

Dat zoom indeed

>>376543

nevermind. I'm fine ^~^

>>376545

What a tease.

>>376545

Make up your mind I'm so confused!

>>376546

>>376547

LOL I'll think about it. Only the worthy get booty picks. A few have proven worth, others have been very unlucky :P

>>376548

I've already seen your booty when you showed Nautie.

>>376549

but did my ass have your name on it!!

>cold embrace

>>376550

No

>>376548

>>376550

You are unbelievable. I missed you.

>>376552

then you still have some work to do fool!

>>376553

But I'm right here <3

>>376554

But I'm the cutest I deserve a butt pic. ;-;

>>376555

King Joffrey does not have time to fool around with the fool! And also there is a line so WAIT YOUR TURN! My child.

>/waifuist/ - Pictures of butts

>>376557

Y-You would be surprised. We've got a black market of butt pics operating around here

>>376559

>>376559

>>376560

>>376561

>meow

>>376564

>tfw no cute yulia cat daughter

>>376563

lol.

>>376564

Hello.

>>376564

ogga ogga

>>376566

you laughing at my appearance?

>mfw for some reason the last thread stopped updating at around noon and I thought the site was down or something so I never saw the new thread links.

>>376568

amazing

>>376568

You are here now that's what's important.

Also I'm not getting (1) on my /waifuist/ tab for new posts…

>>376565

>ywn celebrate Christmas with your Yulia daughter

JUST

>>376566

Hai

>>376567

where da wite women at??

>>376568

It's very broken at the moment

>>376571

exactly where they need to be

>>376572

Outer pls

>>376572

there's always a first

>>376571

rip my soul

>>376567

Possibly..

>>376576

sad face

>>376574

that webm is pretty great, you can lament that you're not one of those dogs while also appreciating the softness of her body by the indentations that first dog's paws make on her chest

>>376574

mfw I wish I was a big ol' hound dog so I could jump on her and basically pin her to the ground while I give her big sloppy dog kisses with my gigantic tongue, smudging up all her ruby red lipstick

she'll only be a little uncomfortable and think it's kind of funny at first, that is until she sees my throbbing red rocket on full display and wants it to stop but realizes she can't get away

Did 8chan die again?

>>376581

I think we are just quiet.

>>376581

somewhat

>>376582

>>376583

>tfw i screwed up and broke the silence

whoops

Back.

Did I miss anything good?

>>376586

is chloe initiating more girls into banji?

>>376586

Jesus came back, told me to explicitly tell Triple B he's a cuck and then left… you're a cuck btw

>>376588

>yfw you realise chloes dance line is just a way to find more vulnerable young girls to molest

>>376590

This was North Korean Jesus. I dunno, seems like typical NKJ to say something like that to Americans. I wouldn't take it too personal though, I heard from Nigerian Jesus he was having a bad day.

>>376592

NKJ is such a dick. Same for all asian Jesuses really.

Vietnamese Jesus even got me involved in a crooked real estate deal last year. I showed up at his office and the whole place was cleaned out and the building manager pretended not to speak English.

>>376583

;_; Life is so hard, people think I'm adorable and have nice hair, and this horrible patriarchal society that puts feminine qualities on a pedestal is valuing me for those qualities too hard!!!

And these reviews* are telling me I need to smile more and dance more, that's sexism, quit expecting these typical lead vocalist/frontman (OUTDATED SEXIST TERMINOLOGY BTW) qualities from me, the face of our band. You wouldn't expect the same from my male band members who stand to the side and off in the background somewhere playing some instrument, that most people wouldn't care to know the names of, goddamn the patriarchy to hell!!!

p.s. don't objectify my milky white thighs in these short shorts, either!!! >:(

*Author's note: I'm sure these alleged reviews are numerous and not at all maybe found in one instance ever if that, and it's certainly not her simply conflating youtube/facebook "reviews" with professionally published reviews to make her already farcical point

it is a little embarrassing too watch. because she doesnt understand she is fool. but i would also like to fuck this girl, at full force in her vagina, mouth and anus.

>>376593

Really? I assumed South Korean Jesus would be nice. I would like to have a cup of joe with her some day.

You too!? He did the same thing to make just a few months ago. He said he found a house out in Santa Monica for cheap. Turns out I bought a house in Inglewood!!!! INGLEWOOD!

Testing

>>376597

passed

>>376598

>>376594

Do you still want a new thread then? i mean we burn through them a lot faster this way but i did get an error when i tried to post

>>376599

we haven't even hit 500 posts yet

>>376601

its weird, cause I'm not really having any problems with 8chan at the moment. Everything is going through perfectly fine for me

>>376600

>>376601

It seems okay for now. As soon as stuff starts taking 15m to show up that's when we should make a new one i guess

work @ 5am, should call it here. Good night!

>>376604

I guess you can make a new thread when shit hits the fan again but as of now it seems fine

>>376603

>>376604

Alright.

I did have back to back errors a few posts ago.

Just saying.

Goodnight hope 8chan is feeling better in the morning.

>>376605

>>376608

Goodnight you two. ♥

>>376605

baibai

>>376607

Are they really sisters?

>dem eyes