/waifuist/ - Waifuist

>>377280

Nothing good.

In

>>377283

why is that?

ywn fit Lauren's entire foot into your mouth

>>377289

Those are pretty nice

>>377287

plz

>>377289

*tears*

>>377289

she got baby feet

Mad angles

>>377293

sacrificed a baby lamb to the seven demons of hell

>>377287

ln?

>>377294

>>377288

Well, let's break it down. What we perceive as good things are actually temporary "breaks" we get in life - things that help make it more bareable - that are always taken away from us. They almost don't exist. Let's say you throw something in like "life-long friendship". One of you is going to die first (assuming you so-called friends don't turn against you to begin with). Let's take a look at the opposite, loneliness. Now, there's a concept that could last forever. I can also say I've happy feelings for Jordyn now. But, if I fap to her later, those feelings are gone. You do a good thing out of a good thing and you're rewarded with emptiness.

They say human values can last forever. There's generosity or kindness. But, ask yourself why you're showing those value. "It's cause I feel like it. I want to be a good person. I love this other person. I love those people." You can never remove "I" from the equation. It's not some natural uncontrolled law that you express those virtues. Therefore everything human about us, even the good things, is always born out of self-centeredness.

>>377298

That's a miserable philosophy

>>377296

In on this thread

what did you think I meant?

>>377301

I thought you were saying LN, not what you're thinking..

>>377298

Yeah I know "Canadian"dvt or you can learn that mistakes happen and things aren't as big of a deal as you make

>>377297

>tfw listening to Coast to Coast Am

>>377302

Ah, ok

Good night

I had no idea there was a new thread. TB's post about there being a new thread just came up for me.

pls work

>>377309

I didn't either. Cripplechan needs to be more consistent in its brokenness

>>377309

I couldn't even load the page for the last 10 minutes.

502 error

>>377308

night stew

>>377309

Blame Reverb

>>377310

Hey

>>377295

I bet the baby was a white male, and her only regret over sacrificing it was that she wasn't able to be 100% sure of its gender identity.

Does anyone agree that Walking Dead would be about 254% better if Beth hadn't died and she went on to pair up with Daryl or based Rick?

I basically stopped watching after she died. Not really intentionally (maybe for that reason subconsciously) but it just sort of happened.

I have some pictures of Beth saved with original filenames because it was obvious the guy uploading them to the wiki en masse was a giant Beth waifufag. I'll carry on his legacy, the poor bastard. Probably offed himself.

>>377316

I never watched it

but now I'm going to not watch it even harder

8chan pls get well soon here's a Chloë with a dog it always makes me feel better.

Why's Bella so perfect bros?

>>377313

Hai

>>377319

Posting cute girls is the only way to give our crippled savior strength.

>>377320

not sure tbh…

what could it be

>>377320

I'll do some research and let you know

>>377322

>>377323

I think it's her hair tbh, she has very nice hair

>>377320

>>377320

I don't wanna get in trouble

>>377324

Definitely the hair and nothing else

>>377325

he is asleep. don't worry

>>377325

Maybe if you were nice :)

>>377326

A nice smile?

>>377324

Maybe that's what it is. Bella's hair is just lovely.

I don't know about you guys, but I want to bury my face in her hair for hours. She's had hair this good for years, too. Even when she was younger I wanted to feel her hair in my hands and just play with it, treat her hair like some kind of amusement park. She's got such a tight hairstyle it's unbelievable. And she's so unafraid to give us great new shots of her hair, almost like she enjoys making us desire those beautiful locks as much as we enjoy seeing them. It's worse for me because I suffer from Pica, so it's not unusual for me to want to taste it and eat it. Her hair, I mean. I want to eat her hair. I could eat her hair for hours.

>>377327

she does have a nice smile. I like her teeth shape

>>377327

I'm top 3 nicest people here tbh fam

>>377333

that routine is just awful

>>377334

The outfit is top notch though

>>377333

t-thank you K. I learned a lot

>>377332

Sooo cuuuute :3 the Japanese are fucking weird though

>>377335

yeah i dont know why she needs an outfit that lightweight, its not particularly difficult dancing

Quiet night.

>>377341

Live in the silence..the quiet…let it embrace you like a warm blanket in the midst of a harsh, harsh winter.

>>377341

We can discuss what the doctor did at the same time when she was under.

I guess ppl don't like buttz

>>377342

Okay.

>>377343

What doctor? who are you talking?

>>377345

Why the doctor who ruined Ariel of course.

>>377347

Ohhh..

>>377348

Sabs would never dream of having plastic surgery. i hope

>>377347

I think you mean fixed

>>377350

I meant ruined! She's just plastic now.

>>377351

You actually think she has ass implants?

>>377352

Obviously not. BUt I would hope not.

>>377351

pretty sure they dont put in any plastic for a reduction

>>377353

>Obviously not. But I would hope not.

What plastic are you even complaining about then??

>>377354

Not always but they do to help maintain shape if needed.

>>377355

Was just talking about her butt

>>377356

She should get a reduction for that too, that picture of her on a boat or whatever was disgusting

>>377357

Does this look reduced?!?

>>377358

Not at all. I said it should be reduced.

>>377359

I meant to say that she should at least leave one thing in its original condition.

>>377360

Maybe she could get surgery to look more white then. Every time I see a picture of I imagine she smells like the bathroom of a Mexican restaurant.

>>377361

She's not that much of a beaner.

>>377362

not much is too much

>>377362

In some photos she looks very beanerish

>>377363

this tbh

>>377363

TB pls go

>>377367

didn't you hear about her feminine self empowerment song?

>>377368

How empowering was it?

>>377369

Jesus. No wonder she loves her.

>>377371

I haven't seen it myself, just heard things

>have to leave in 10m but i just want to curl up and sleep for a week

JUST

>>377367

Y-your guess is as good as mine.

>>377373

my daily struggle

>>377373

I'll sleep extra for you.

Why is vjuice such a bully?

>>377379

You've found a perfect waifu

>>377380

she got real sick in 99

>>377381

99' vjuice would beat you in a fite still

>>377382

like that top

>>377383

Maddie steals from her sisters closest a lot

>>377384

She has nice dress sense, I would

Link to some CP/JB website on the first page.

Go delete it.

Goodnight.

>>377386

how come whenever I report it in these threads they stay up

>going through the last thread to save nice pics

>seeing that my discussion ended up in people arguing and whatnot

>see kaylyn sorry video and have the NEED to listen to it again

Guilty for what happened and listening to sorry. Kind fitting I guess.

>>377383

>>377385

>that Mia

>that strong, developed axilla

dang, looking like Daddario's but without even half the breastage as the reason, must be from all those snow angels

>those cute little tootsies

>>377391

Do you also report it using the report button? Because I do so that might be it.

>>377393

I mean the Biebs song. The video is her and her friends dancing. You've seen it already.

>>377396

O-oh sorry, you meant the song.

i've seen it many a times. She looks so fucking hot dancing in heels. Plus just her in general.

>>377397

I'm sure she looks hot dancing in anything.

>>377398

A-are you implying naked too?? because I would pay a lot olf money for that

>>377399

I wasn't but now that you mentioned it…

>a lot of money

A lot for you, right? Because she already has way more than that

Hopefully she will go full Paris Hilton and I'll have a chance once I move to whatever place she lives.

>mfw some Arab fuck I knew in junior high has an entire timeline full of this pro-migrant garbage up to and including how they deserve this country more than us because they're so brave to leave their lives behind and start anew

>>377400

best tights

>>377400

Fuk. I didn't think about her own richness.

maybe she'll do it for free

Jesus christ. Yes please. That would definitely get her some publicity for her dancing.

I don't know why I think she's so hot. It just blows my mind.

>>377403

Maybe she will. Probably not with you tho.

Is she famous in places other than communities like this one? Because she needs to be famous for people to give a shit.

>>377404

That's okay. I can live with just witnessing it.

I think she's 'semi-famous' within dance? She models so other dancers surely know her. Plus she is rich as fuckkkkkk and did constant lessons with abby lee I think.

>>377405

But it's no fun to just witness. :(

>did constant lessons with abby lee I think

I hate that fucking fat piece of shit called Abby Lee. Heard she could be going to jail because of tax evasion, I really hope she does.

>>377406

I'd have to live with what I could get. Seeing her naked would be enough.

>>377406

hahaI saw that. That'd be funny if she did. She seemed like a real cunt.

Goodnight guys ♥

nite tato

>>377407

You gotta dream big! She already have the monies so you just need to be the baddest and most awesome motherfucker around to have a chance with her.

Yeah, and it wasn't even to play a character for TV, it just seemed like she was a horrible person.

>>377411

Wtf

>>377411

nice post

Jesus is 3am

is there anything cooler than VSFS winged waifu costumes

>>377416

they're angels

>tfw never take care of an injured Dove and secretly fiddle with her pussy while she's asleep cause of the narcotics you've been slipping in her chicken soup

>>377418

That is kind of cute, somehow.

M'ladies

>>377414

Funny.

>>377418

>not just taking care of her and having comfort sex without caring if you get sick because you know she will just take care of you if that happens

>>377417

>tfw no VS winged gf

>>377420

M'lord

>>377421

Oi there, how's it going mate?

>>377422

Sorry, but I'm actually very late for something so I won't be able to talk more than this. :/

I'm alright. Since I won't be able to see how you are if I asked, hope you are fine too and that you have a nice day.

Till later I guess.

>>377423

No problem mate, hope you have a nice day too :3

>>377421

would be the coolest thing ever if girls had wings IRL

Someone to run not walk

Someone to sing not talk

>>377431

That brazilian guy really hit the jackpot.

Wow slow down guys, I can't keep up with all these simultaneous conversations!

>>377434

Sorry mate, we got a little over excited.

has anyone else realised that reddit is pretty good for lewdness? check /r/gonewildaudio tbh

HELLO

>>377439

HOW ARE YOU SIR

>>377436

I thought all they were was lewdness?

I say Hello 2

>>377440

OH YOU KNOW, JUST ENJOYING A NICE CUPPA AND WATCHING SOME TELLY.

HOW BOUT YOU MATE?

>>377441

Hey Boss, how's it going?

>>377442

pretty good. I don't have a choice and have to clean and I'm not looking forward to it lol

>>377441

BOSSMAN *tip*

>>377442

GOOD GOOD, ALWAYS LOVE A BREW

WAITING FOR FALLOUT TO FINISH INSTALLING

>>377443

The woes of being a working man :(

Btw, do me a solid and delete this post >>377439

>>377444

I HOPE THE PC VERSION ISN'T AS FUCKED AS THE CONSOLE IS MATE, ELSE YOU'RE IN FOR A BAD TIME

>>377444

Lexee so gay.

>don't have PS4 or Xbone and PC is shit so can't into Fallout 4 but not really into Fallout anyway but the whole internet is going to be talking about it for weeks

>>377447

I personally dislike fallout and despise its fanbase so I'll have to avoid any website remotely related to gaming for the next 3 weeks or so.

>>377445

This. and done

>>377444

Hey you

>>377447

iktf mate except i do like fallout

mfw I'm planning on taking over a certain board!

>>377451

Is it /bane/?

>>377453

lol no, though that would be cool 2. maybe I should check to see if it is available

>>377454

afaik the board owner there is QG tier so i doubt he would abandon his fellow brothers.

Don't be a tease though, what are you planning on conquering?

>>377455

close

>>377456

I'll tell you but I'll edit the message after. I can assume the guy that use to own it, wouldnt be happy about it, especially if it's me.

>>377457

Well i couldn't think of a man better suited for the job

>>377459

I would wager these 2 posts

>>377431

>>377426

are his. he's just been posting without his trip, name or flag.

Also, hey Smiley :3

>>377458

Thanks….I think. but I know you aren't really into younger so maybe having a second source might alleviate that here a little bit

>>377459

He is around. either lurking or posting as an anon. He is just mad because we accidentally didnt realize he made a thread ending in 5 and used that as an excuse to say we did it on purpose and we hate him and blah blah. He posted in this thread a few times

hello

>>377461

It was meant as a compliment! Since from what i've seen here no matter what your personal beliefs are you usually act in a very level headed manner and the rules in this place enable as much freedom regarding to what can be posted as it can without being illegal.

All i meant is that you'll make a fine job moderating anything ^-^

I hope it doesn't alleviate it too much, i don't want you fellas to start migrating ; _ ;

>>377462

Hey Mexibro are you the real slim shady?

There are some pretty damn steamy new photos of Ali Michael on this photographer's site if you wanna check em out under volume II.

http://www.chadwicktyler.com/

I don't feel like posting them all so go into page info or whatever and grab em if you like.

>>377462

Oh my, HI

>>377463

Lol well thanks again. I can definitely be better than the last guy without being a dick. And no, no migrating. I'd rather it be more a /cel/-lite. I like here being the discussion board

>>377464

Oh man, thank you Based Jethro!!!

>>377465

You're welcome. Some of these pictures are pretty damn hot.

>>377466

yiss, some of the ones I wanted. I forget how to save otherwise. I figured Inspect Element but I'm not seeing the link to pics. and damn them boobs and smooth pits and dat ass. y u do this to me???

>>377464

>>377466

Oh boy, Ali just keeps getting better and better

>>377467

I use firefox and go into page info then go into the media tab… And I just realized that if I had removed part of the pesky url I could get these in a slightly higher resolution… welp, time to delete and start saving these over again.

There's gotta be an add-on for these model sites where they make it unsaveable. I never install these add-ons, though. Shooting myself in the foot.

>>377468

:O I s-sorryyyyy

>>377470

M-maybe you can be a dear since it was I (and Ellehu) who helped you discover here that you can download them all and send them to me?? I will continue to be your bff!

>>377471

Maybe in a bit I'll upload the photoshoot as a rar file somewhere and post the link here.

>>377445

It's playing alright mate, ultra at 1080p at 72 fps

>>377449

Ayyy

>>377473

that would be nice. no rush

>>377474

Cheers then, kill some mutants for me heh?

>>377471

I might've fucked something up or missed something so you might want to wait for Jet but here's mine https://www.dropbox.com/s/gdgmk809mtfhvt1/Vol2.7z?dl=0

>>377476

thanks NEW bff! sorry Jet

I see how it is.

>>377477

You're welcome :3

>>377476

Will do, got the power armour

>>377478

ok ok, fine, you can still be my bff as well.

>>377480

Hey you anon

>>377480

Hey meep there meep

>>377482

You're acquiring too many bff's, you're gonna have to drop someone eventually.

>>377483

Oh I know. but sometimes anons don't want to be revealed

>>377485

I drop Rusty!

>>377485

Unless he's like Larsen who calls everyone her bff.

Morning all.

>>377484

Meep Meep.

oops, forgot to take off the spoiler

>>377487

or this

>>377488

Hey cutie

>>377491

Sweet dreams ;)

>>377488

Morning Turtles

>>377491

Goodmorning, see ya later ♥

>>377486

o-oh

Hey guys

>>377495

Hey Reverb

Also, CP add is back on the frontpage

>>377495

Privyet

>>377494

you weren't suppose to read that!

>>377495

Hey! I saw that and was like yiss all my wants

>>377496

thanks, gone

>topbabe(.)ru

Go, soldiers! Take one for the team and access that site.

>>377498

Oh but I did

>>377501

Well let's forget you did. Thanks

>>377500

>>377502

Just for Kiernan, seeing AS ITS HER BIRTHDAY

YAY

>>377504

Damn Aussieland and being in the future! So cute though!!

>>377506

One of my faves, and the hula hoop

>>377507

ikr, le sigh

>>377508

If only I was on my pc

>>377509

um….is that real?

>>377510

Idk, gotta keep the dream alive

>>377503

You know you want to. Do it.

>>377511

i-it's keeping my dream alive

>>377510

>>377508

>>377513

>>377513

O-oh

>>377514

What a familiar sound

Right, I better go, night guys <3

>>377514

cute, saved

>>377515

Night Rusto

>>377517

will make some more when I have some time to go thru mad men. Probably should get back to work now lol

>>377515

goodnight

>>377518

pfft, posting Kiki is your job now! :P

>it's a Keke's birthday episode

>tfw no fat Nat gf

>>377521

Do make me feel those feels.

>>377520

The best episode!

>>377521

Nat's body of work is impressive

Hey friends ♥

>>377521

tfw no Camren/fat Nat Bad Blood remake

>>377524

Hey Deazy ~~

>>377524

Hey! How is my little DZ doing?

>>377525

I'd like that.

>>377526

hey M, sorry I didnt get any firework snaps! I had a kid on my shoulders so no hands lol

How have you been?

>>377527

Hey! ♥ I'm good, busy weekend looking after cousins. So tiring and messy but fun. Whats up with you?

>>377529

No problem buddy, there's always next year!

I've been a bit more down in the dumps but that might just be because it's monday.

What about you? Did you have fun?

>>377529

doing some cleaning. and now eating curry. Life is good lol

>this birthday cake is so good that tomorrow morning I'm going to go into bakery and shoot the baker that made it

>>377532

Whoa there Ivan the Terrible.

>>377530

Did you see my story though?

:( Did you have class today?

Yeah it was good fun, just so full on all the time, morning till evening they never run out of energy

One of the twins is so clever for 7 its unreal. He was spelling Mississippi and other hard words. And his reading age is way above. Think he might be gifted

>>377531

Sounds good :D

One of our guests was veggie so ive been missing meat, but my Mum has been pulling out some pretty good veggie meals

>>377532

She would never!

>>377534

Sneak it in when they aren't looking! I think I can go for a few days without meat. Kinda the best part of making all this curry is having all the sauce left so you can use it as a base for something else

>>377534

I did, you all looked very cute and lovely. It was very heartwarming.

That moment when deazy really was a girl all along

I did have classes today, but that's just the daily grind.

Do you guys have those spelling bees competitions over there?

>>377535

lol

What kind of stuff do you make with it?

>>377536

haha, Jess did them all. Its crazy how kids these days are so good with smartphones and computers. She's 9 and has her own instagram

Damn, true identity revealed :P DVT always pulls that joke on new people

I'm not sure tbh, had a quick google and they seem to exist

hey fellows

>>377537

Really anything. Chicken at the moment cuz that is all I have in the freezer but could be shrimp, beef, goat, pork, potatoes, beans, veggies. Whatever works

>>377538

Hey Prapra

>>377538

hey ♥

How are you?

>>377539

Her hair?! :O

>>377537

It was a pretty good one, you guys had me going for a while :P

>>377538

Oi there mate

>>377541

Yes I know. It grew on me

>>377540

struggling to get out of bed before noon

>>377542

>>377539

g'day

>>377538

Hey pervtai.

Someone was slagging you off on /cel/

>>377545

wow its like I'm famous

>>377546

You are my auxiliary waifu.

>>377543

I really dont like it

>>377544

I feel you

Go to bed earlier maybe?

>>377546

Can you sign my waifu pillow?

>when U fuck up just gotta quit at this point

Dammit, this had the potential to be her best vine yet.

>>377547

t-thanks

man little chloe was so cute

>>377548

Shhh, focus on the beautiful face!!!

>>377549

that's weirdly melodic like it's been autotuned

>>377548

yeah i don't even know why i was up

>>377550

Exceedingly exceptional at cuteness yes prataifu

>>377552

Her autism kicked in and she forgot how to talk like a person. I've witnessed this before from her.

>thread starts seeing some activity

>need to go to sleep

Everytime. See ya all tomorrow mates ♥

>>377555

Goodnight Mr Drip

>>377555

Night Drippy

>>377555

Goodnight, dear drippy.

Walk into train car, see this

What do?

>>377558

copycat!

>>377559

Take a picture and post it on /waifuist/

>>377560

What'd I copy, good sir? I'm allowed to call him by his nickname, too.

>>377559

Just one quick sniff. I'll play it off as I tripped, worst comes to worst.

>>377549

>hfw she screws up the epic meme for the 5th time

>>377551

Its hard with that distraction!

Body is on point though damn. That back arch

That dress makes it easy to imagine her naked

>>377552

I read drinking water when you wake up gives you an energy boost to get out of bed

>>377555

NA late today

Good night ♥

>>377562

Blah!

>>377563

I know but she looks so pretty in that dress! Don't be lewd! K will see!

>>377563

ive tried that before, actually I used to do it with fruit it worked pretty well

>>377555

we'll be here when you wake up

>>377563

Should have done a bathtub vine. She gets all her best ideas in the tub.

How are you, Deazy?

>>377564

That's what I thought.

hello.

>>377564

I honestly love what she's done with her hair.

>>377568

Hi comrade I hope that you are good and nothing bad has happened to you since yesterday or will in the future come post pretty girls with us

The guy who is LITERALLY worse than Hitler for posting nudes just arrived.

Hide the woman, protect the children and prepare to fight for your lives for I have arrived.

Also, hello.

>>377568

>>377567

Hello twice

>>377569

The more I look, the more I say it's not THAT bad. Could be worse I assume lol

>>377571

is it my cue to go????? Hey Lillie

>>377571

Also this >>377570 for you

>>377572

Only if you are a coward who won't fight for your woman and children. Hey you

>>377564

I know, just straight her or pony would have worked better

Let him!

>>377565

Try it tomorrow, you have uni?

>>377566

Maybe shes just losing her dankness

Comedy career is sliding off the table

I'm good thanks. Busy weekend so not much chance for posting. Working on some essays atm. What about you?

>>377568

Hey ♥

How are you?

>>377571

Idk what you mean

but hello Lilly ♥

Hows things?

>>377570

>>377575

I am good. Just a tiny bit anxious about Thursday, when I'll have to paint for the first time in my life. How are you?

>>377571

For slava, everyone is worse than hitler. He loves him.

>>377574

Then yes?

>>377575

pfft, would you tell this pretty face "I don't like that style?" You wouldn't dare!

>>377576

Why does Nicola's bitch face do things to me?

>>377573

Aww, that's so cute even if it wasn't for me and are just re-using it. I appreciate it. ♥

>>377575

I'm now the worst guy on waifuist and literally worse than hitler.

Tiring and busy but that's life I guess. Just will take a little get used to until I'm more comfortable. I'm also meeting lots of people which is nice.

What about you?

>>377576

Can't be helped.

>>377577

Only if you want to tbh senpai desu

>>377575

You know if her comedy career went down the drain, she could have some other career choices.

I'm working on some job packet project thing for an employment class I'm taking. Making a cover letter, resume, filling out applications, etc… I've been thinking of having Korean bbq for my birthday dinner, so I'm looking up some local places

don't bother wishing me a happy birthday, it already came and went five days ago

>>377571

Oh hi.

>>377576

Is it like therapeutic painting? That actually sounds nice.

>>377579

damn I thought that was socks. Still pretty hot

>>377578

Nah, I'll stick around. Need to make sure you don't start anymore trouble :P

who /bears/ here?

>>377577

Did you know her dad is a 73 year old jewish businessman with a net worth of $2,000,000,000?

>>377580

Maybe you forgot, but I'm taking art classes. So far I've only drawn with pencils. I hope I won't embarrass myself too badly.

>>377582

What?

>>377583

I did not. Why do you ask?

>>377582

pfft sports

>>377579

Hello jet~

>>377581

I didn't choose the thug life. The thug life choose me.

>>377583

>$2,000,000,000

That's a lot of money.

>>377583

Chicago's football squadron

>>377579

Hello jet~

>>377581

I didn't choose the thug life. The thug life choose me.

>>377583

>$2,000,000,000

That's a lot of money.