/waifuist/ - Waifuist

Do you guys think that Luh3118 guy actually did it? He seemed really depressed that day and then he made that ominous goodbye post…

wew

Happy birthday satan,

>>377606

Doubtful but he isn't big on posting here much anyway

>>377608

*rolls eyes*

>>377606

I didn't even know he was saying that.

>>377595

They are cute together~

>>377610

I guess it's too tough for him.

Oregon without Mariotta must be a pretty grim place.

>>377612

Oh, he's an Oregon fan?

>>377614

ok that arm hair is just getting silly

>>377615

shut up! I like it!

>>377614

I think he's a Freshman at Oregon.

6-3 isn't that bad.

>>377615

LOL

misogyny!!

>>377615

If she was a real feminist she wouldn't have shaved her back.

Mfw I own /cunny/ on 8chan now! HAR HAR BWP

>>377616

yeah cause you're a weird fetishist

>>377618

I don't like hairy guys either

>>377619

she's just doing it for retweets

>>377621

Don't judge me plz. Somethings are better left natural

>>377617

It's not bad.

>>377620

You won

>>377621

LOL, fair enough.

>>377623

Yeah, now what? should I found it with Laneya?

>>377624

flood it*

>control top panties

MUH DICK

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>>377620

how did you swing that?

>>377626

no muh dicking my waifu pls

>>377622

whatever hippy

>>377624

You are cold blooded

yes

>>377627

n-no, If I was, I'd want her legs and pits hairy 2!

Just saw it wasn't active. Not active enough that there was pizza posted on it. So I asked if I could claim the board today and just got my answer. Now it's all mine!

>>377628

thanks ;) Sometimes I have to be

>>377625

This picture always gives me the warm and fuzzies. Imagine rubbing your face against that tuft of hair growing in the middle of her back.

I bet it gets so thick during the harsh winter months.

>>377630

You gotta do what you gotta do.

>>377631

Ikr mfw not getting to kiss her on her fuzzy back

>when Kiki elbows you in the stomach

>>377629

maybe hot chocolate shouldn't be such a slut chocolate if chocolate wants people to notice other qualities

>>377630

poor bwp, he can't catch a break

Hairy girls general

>>377634

Sad but true

>>377634

Rude!

>>377635

He will be fine. he has a whole cunnychan website to take care of

>>377636

I'm okay with this lol

>tfw my 50 year old neighbor has developed some weird infatuation with me

This is the danger of being friendly in real life.

>>377639

plz explain

>>377637

There is? What's the implication?

>>377640

She's been coming up to me and talking to me about random things and like flirting with me. It's bizarre.

On Sunday night I was unloading groceries and she walks up to me and asks if she can ask me a question. So I say go for it. She then says she wants to set me up with her co-worker.

I mean WTF am I supposed to say to that? So I say sure get her number for me.

So she comes over today with her number and invites herself in and then starts talking about how great me and this girl will be together and if I'm going to call or text her.

Fucking weird. I'm too nice. That's my problem.

>>377642

I've been there before but um, Is the girl cute?

>>377642

Man, I coulda sworn you lived innawoods. You wouldn't be having that problem if you did.

>>377644

He told you that this 'girl' is 50.

>>377645

I'm talking about the one she is trying to hook him up with!

>>377646

Dammit. This is what I get for trying to catch you not reading posts. Karma, I guess.

>>377644

Hard to tell. I only saw one picture and it could be myspace angles. Wait do people still say that?

She'll probably be 300 pounds. That's been my luck.

>>377645

Actually I live innasubdivison

I've ruined the magic

>>377630

>n-no, If I was, I'd want her legs and pits hairy 2!

tfw you do

>>377648

What a disappointment. You know my grandpa used to tell me 'if you can see your neighbors, it's time to move' or something like that.

>>377647

good for you :P

>>377648

maybe not but I know exactly what you mean. think positive! maybe she is amazing in person!

>>377649

only one girl irl i saw that didnt shave her pits and I was partly turned off but she was so cute that I know I wouldn't turn her down cuz of it

>>377649

smooth pits are so sexy though

>>377650

Yeah I can definitely see my neighbors.

>>377651

Always whistling past the graveyard QG.

;)

>>377651

>>377652

Different strokes for different folks.

mfw no redhead JJ

>>377653

GRRR

>>377655

I thought she'd look bad with red hair. I was wrong.

>>377653

Why not buy some of dat cheap Ohio land and build a house on it? Do you like being a suburbanite?

>>377655

Cute

>>377654

are unshaven girls typical down there?

>>377656

Right? I would say better. though that wig isn't the best

>>377659

is that Taylor?

>>377661

It is.

I hope Lexee didn't pull a Cara and get herself banned from the MBG group photoshoots.

>>377657

Maybe in the future but I'm close to work now so that's a big plus.

Plus I would need to get a truck which I don't currently have.

>>377662

Lol, that I want to see

>>377660

Nah. Everyone shaves here, even the men. One of the worst things about this country.

>>377661

Where can I order one of those wigs? I'll just cut it to 1/4th the length and comb it. No more thinning hair.

>>377665

Oh that kinda sucks.

Lol, can't you just cut it low?

>>377667

thanks but my birthday isn't until Feb.

Howdy.

>>377601

So how old is she now?

>>377670

Hey Jojo

>>377671

16

hi everyone

Happy birthday to the divine Miss Shipka!

>>377670

Hi

>>377673

Hey there.

Happy birthday indeed

>>377673

Hello!

>>377666

I do but you can still tell lol.

>>377673

>divine miss

Hmph.

>>377676

ah, I guess just wear it proud? speaking of fathers before, is it clear how you will look based on him or you don't know?

>>377674

>>377675

evening gents

>>377676

you know I'm right :P

>>377677

I look nothing like him when he was my age. So no.

>>377678

HMPH.

>>377679

really nice hair in that set

>>377680

You like buns?

>>377672

TOO OLD

>>377682

isnt yulia like 30?

>>377681

yes! I think I might have a slight hair fetish

>>377683

epic xDDD

>>377686

Go away, K

mfw I thought the chan was dead until I refreshed and a bunch of posts popped up

>>377679

Oh I see. Cute Cara though

>>377682

yeah yeah, I know she is a granny

♥_♥

>>377684

Who doesn't?

>>377686

In a couple years Chloe will be showing pictures of her grandchildren to people on the bus.

>tfw Australian time

>>377690

Aww, Ivanka was a qt

>>377685

thanks it wasnt easy

>>377686

>>377687

he's just the worst

>>377691

excellent choices

>>377694

tiem for moar birfday wishes

>>377696

Happy Birthday to this qt

>>377697

I can't wait to see how she will look at 18. She's going to look even more perfect.

>>377698

if that is possible!

>>377695

>>377697

nice trip

>>377698

>>377699

this tbh

Hopefully she'll be over her body image issues within the next year.

>>377701

By the time she's 18 she'll be able to move on to her new cocaine issues

>it's a kiki thread

Glad i'm busy today

>>377702

She's not Ariana thank you.

>>377703

Every thread is a kiki thread.

>>377704

She's as skinny as Ariana

>>377706

Not a chance in hell!

>>377705

Thanks grill streamers

>>377703

Believe

Kiki in Scream Queens S2 please

>>377709

Can we get that trending on twitter or something?

>12mn in Chicago

As if everyone didn't have enough reason to go hang themselves from a bridge.

>>377704

According to a probably unreliable Google search, Ariana actually weighs more than Shipka

>>377712

Im sure that would've been old as. I've never seen a reliable source for kikis weight.

>>377711

Lol was waiting for this post dvt. Wouldn't be a birthday without it

>>377713

b-but she's even skinner now!

>>377710

Lets see if you complain if she's the next hat queen.

>>377715

she can get that weight back!

>>377715

Magic numbers. They may aswell list it as i.

>>377716

Kiki's not a hat kinda girl. They wouldn't do that to her.

>>377717

She can but will she?

>>377718

Well, are you going to bake a cake and eat it in front of a computer screen with a picture of Kiki tonight? Maybe some candles too

>>377719

I have my wine and meal ready to eat with her later.

>>377718

she could pull off the hat look but her hair is too magnificent to keep covered up

>>377719

I hope so

>>377720

Good girl. I-i definitely have never done that

>>377722

I cooked a lot but I don't think she'll eat much :(

>>377724

What'd you make?

You know she loves those deconstructed desserts.

>>377722

I cooked her a perfect steak with some nice toppings. For dessert i've made a few different donuts and beignets since they're her favourite.

>>377726

Nice. I'm hungry just reading that

Best thread <3

>>377726

I don't think Kiki can eat all that…

tfw you make Kiki dinner, but she just drinks 2 bottles of wine, chain smokes and goes to the bathroom like 20 times

>>377731

Kiki isn't an alcoholic. pls. Nor a chain smoker!

test

>>377732

what a lewd girl

>>377733

Since when were you ever into natalie lind dvt?

>>377732

So you've finally given in and started fapping to Kiki all the time?

>>377736

them strong eyebrows!

>>377737

I would be in her

>>377738

I would never!

>>377740

>

>>377739

the best

>>377742

she's insatiable

>>377741

I believe you

>>377735

I uploaded a rar of this lewd as fuck photoshoot.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ad4h3pwk3c9vd49/hnng%20photoshoot.rar?dl=0

Ignore the one M. uploaded

>>377746

is she moving to porn?

>dat piercing

>>377744

She does it FOR FREE

>>377745

y-you better..

>>377747

I don't think you've ever posted anything of her besides those 3 pictures that you literally just saved.

Same could be said of every other girl in which you have 2 pictures of each and repost them.

>>377748

Y-you wish! She's a serious model!

>>377749

I will never pick up Natty in my taxi and drive her through Manhattan

>>377743

Have you ever wanted to kiss a pair of eyebrows more than hers?

>>377746

Jethro's .RAR Files™ are the best .rar files in the world! Don't be fooled by those portuguese ripoffs!

>>377748

It's art m8. Though in a way it is porn too.

>>377749

Dvt is probably the only waifuist in the world who is even lazier than me.

>>377752

Too lazy to post without using a vpn?

>>377752

It still counts with your dedication to a variety of waifus.

Larsen would let you count each freckle for free if she knew you.

>>377751

maybe once long ago but I saw that girl recently and she'd butchered her once Kiernan tier brows

>>377755

bleh, i hate that so much. Im glad that there is more of a moment to be natural and I'm glad Kiki is one of the ones following it

>>377754

>It still counts with your dedication to a variety of waifus.

I don't understand this sentence.

>Larsen would let you count each freckle for free if she knew you.

I think Larsen (or any of the younger girls) would find me creepy, lol.

>>377752

Exactly! Who would want .rar files from a country that 98 percent of proud American patriots couldn't even locate on a map?

>>377749

free? looks like she's working

>>377750

>>377752

that sure is some serious art

>>377757

I'm not sure how else to phrase it other than I did. I'm saying that you keep up to date with several waifus, ali, elleh, cara, larsen, banjis to a degree.

>>377759

It depends who picks her up. THe price changes depending on the customer.

>>377758

hnnng is appropriate

this pic looks suspicious

>>377761

pratai plz, I'm still trying to get over that set

>>377756

she knows how to work them, getting that arch going!

>>377763

That's for sure. And i love that pic. she has the cutest ears

>>377758

tfw you can pinpoint the faroe islands and aland in a millisecond

thank you based /int/

>>377759

It's art in the same way the more classy softcore photoshoots are art. It's "form over function" pornography, so to say. A picture emphasizing sensual shapes versus a picture of a huge cock in a vagina.

>>377760

Well, I'm not sure I keep up.

>>377762

sorry

>>377765

oh I realise, I only every watch the classiest of pornographies

>>377764

Kiernan looking over her shoulder is always a good pose

>>377767

Why do I even bother replying to you?

>>377766

and you love it. I didnt know she had a sis

>>377768

and she loves posing like that

>>377769

you don't usually

>>377771

them feet, I already said plz Prapra! ;P

>>377765

You keep up fantastically.

>>377770

>>377770

Neither did I. She looks a lot like taylor.

>>377771

Probably because every time I do, you just satirize whatever it was that I said. You're annoying and predictable.

>>377773

It's not easy finding the motivation to spend an hour or two updating folders. I wish it was automated!

Kiki birfday git

>>377775

That is annoying as fuck. That's why /cel/ helps to spam save shit… sometimes

>>377774

that first, le sigh

>>377775

and she isnt bad for a young one either. and great, now that song is stuck in my head

>>377777

Happy Birthday Kiki, we get these quints in your honour.

>>377777

Niceeee get K!

>>377777

Its a sign!

>>377782

A sign that this board is slow tbh

>>377783

More like you're slow

>>377783

not sure why a pic from my previous post reappeared on that one

>>377783

speed it up, EMPY

>>377783

Do you guys have any idea what time it is outside of Australia?

It is interesting the line where modelling becomes pornographic

clothed > bikini/underwear > naked not shown > topless > naked > focus on lewd parts > touching > sex

I'd say it's when it starts to focus on lewd bits so this photoshoot is one step below. A lot of models toe that line pretty closely.

>>377777

>abusing mod powers for gets

>>377775

and you're always blunt and rude but it takes all types

>>377788

Maybe both of us can change for the better. You first.

>>377784

Rude! I even wished her happy birthday

>>377786

You're board owner, you do it!

>>377787

None whatsoever. Not that it matters, this board is dead without Australians posting tbqh

>>377788

its somewhat subjective. Some would call this pic pornographic, I'm going with art

>>377790

wow, she looks gorgeous there

>>377791

b-but I'm tired

>>377792

it's funny I'd say that's pretty much porn, but it's not exactly any more graphic than this it's also super hot

>>377790

I'd like to but my current state of mind makes it difficult. I used to be much more sincere

>>377789

I don't know the details I just know it's the kind of thing you'd do

>>>/n/189857

Why are Brazilians such chimps bros?

>>377792

Looks candydoll but with adults tbh

>>377794

she's a fine model, and I like the colours in this set

>>377795

metart

>>377792

So kitsch.

>>377793

You already know what I'm going to say bb.

>>377794

I'm usually very nice to strangers. Once I feel safe around them, I start saying unfortunate things. It's not intentional, that is just how I am, god knows why. I've read that some studies have linked antidepressants to hostility, so that could be a factor. As well as my insecurity. But I'm just guessing. I wish someone could tell me exactly why I am like this and how to change it.

>>377796

w-what is she looking at KikiDan?

>>377797

do I???

Lol sometimes she looks more gorgeous than others!

>>377796

I like what she's wearing at least

>>377798

I dunno, nothing in particular probably. I just liked the picture

>>377800

Well she is a pretty girl even when she isn't half naked

>>377796

I'd love to have the whole set

>>377795

so does that mean you like it or not?

>>377801

um yeah have more nude than non-nude of her lol

>>377803

perv, i wonder why!

>>377802

Nope. Too old

>>377802

I have the whole set, its bout 171mb. Unsure of best way to share

>>377804

love of high res art!

>>377805

Wow lia plz

>>377806

that's what we calling it these days? kids, I tell you….lol

I'm flipping out of this joint, night guys

>>377807

compared to what else is out there I think art is a fair description!

>>377809

Goodnight.

>>377809

goodnight

>>377814

Johnny really must be proud.

>>377802

uploaded set here if you still want it

http://dropcanvas.com/8fdyb

>>377805

how long till a banji does a shoot like this?

>>377816

oh sweet, thanks nzbro maybe you guys aren't so bad

>>377817

Kaylyn still has to wait 4 years. So at least 4 years.

>>377819

I'm not sure what you're implying

>>377820

She's gotta be 18 to do modelling like that.

>>377821

nice heels

just wondering why your mind went to her first

>>377822

These are the next two likely.

I just went for the most likely person.

>>377818

Anzac spirit etc etc

>>377823

>comparing a pure lg with jj and kaylyn

>>377825

It's just most likely. She's got no one to guide her to purity. Maybe Taylor could save her.

I gave making a female Fallout 4 character a shot in earnest.

Do you see a resemblance?

>>377828

eva right?

pretty good

>>377828

What Pratai said.

Really cool.

>>377829

>>377830

thx

>>377828

Is that Ryry?

>>377833

prolly eva green

>>377834

Ryry is a gamur girl he must've used her as inspiration

>>377835

he wouldnt make his character a jewess I think

>>377837

don't worry i was seeing Eva too Especially from the side shot.

>>377828

>Playing as a female in a video game

>>377839

>not making all mmo characters little-loli girls

>>377839

it was the biggest disappointment about perfect dark for N64

goodnight all

>>377841

Goodnight.!

>>377841

Goodnight Dan. Sweet Kiki dreams for her birthday.

>>377836

Are you implying that jewz can't survive apocalypse ?

>>377839

It was fun in fallout2 // did not matter much in 1 (except in junktown fucking sinthia was harder ) Haven't played 3 or 4 no idea what's going on there

>>377840

You do that, don't you? I should've said women

>>377841

See ya

>>377837

oh dropped

>>377840

do you play tera?

>>377841

night night

>>377839

you would make a male character homo

>>377846

>Not playing as a really effeminate trap in every game

Get on my level

>>377846

I did for a while. But Tera was pretty shit so i stopped playing that after a while.

The combat system in Tera gave me aids. I can't stand having to wait for animations to finish. Cast timers on melee abilities is pretty whack too.

I want to get into FFXIV but i'm not sure if I want to start playing.

>>377845

Almost always. Plus it helps to make hitboxes small.

>>377848

That's extremely pedo of you tbqh

>>377847

but I play game to escape reality

>>377850

>cutest little loli

>not pedo

>>377848

you should learn patience

>>377850

I guess that makes sense. Lolis truly are the master race.

>>377851

pls, you're not a really effeminate trap boy

>>377852

i totally am

no bully

>>377851

The only thing i really look for in mmos is endgame content pve/pvp/ Pve mostly.

Patience isn't the same thing as having terrible combat systems. After going through so many mmos it's disgusting playing them.

Same thing in the ESO. That was so fucking shit.

>>377852

There was really no point to NOT go tiniest character model.

>>377854

yeah i never played any mmos

im just being insufferable

>>377853

Being skinny isn't the same as having trap aesthetics

>>377857

play a fun game instead

>>377856

what do you know scrub?

>>377858

>using buzzwords

>>377858

I know that you suck too much dick to be cute, fag

Goodnight.

>>377859

thanks for screenshotting my post

>>377860

1. thats rude

2. sucking dick doesn't make you not cute tbh fam

>>377861

seeya brosef

>>377861

Peace out meep meep

>>377862

>>377864

>those peaceful sincere eyes

what a graceful young man

>>377865

I'd rather a graceful kawaii~ bear

>>377862

Being a slut is the opposite of cute tbqh fam

Heeello~

>>377867

did slava ask you to fill in for him?

>>377866

what is this from anyway?

>>377868

that filename really set me up for disappointment

>>377869

hey

>>377869

Hello

>>377870

What, two different people can't have similar opinions on things?

>>377870

I forget the anime sorry. I haven't seen it.

>>377869

Haiyo qt

>>377871

Uhh, why? She's eating some big black chocolate cake. Dunno what you expected, also

>low-res Nina

>>377872

not when its bullying me :(

>>377873

thats hard to believe

>>377874

I thought you meant deepthroating knowledge from the british broadcasting corporation

>>377875

weeb shaming is invading my safe space.

>>377875

I thought sluttiness was something to be proud of?

>>377877

doesn't mean you can't still be mean about it

♫ Sitting lonely with somebody lonely, too ♫

♫ Well, there’s nothing in the world I’d rather do ♫

>>377879

Are you lonely?

>>377880

E-Everyday mate

>>377881

But I'm here with you. Does it count for something?

>>377882

Of course it does. My waifuist friends are the ones who keep me company ♥♥♥

>>377883

:)

How are you today besides the lonely part?

>>377884

Just the usual, another boring day getting an education.

What about you?

>>377885

Worried that I'm procrastinating instead of doing stuff I was supposed to be doing.

A little tired and kind sad because of reasons.

>>377886

>a little tired and sad because of reasons

Iktf all too well mate.

y-you should stop procrastinating though

>>377887

I really should. Guess I'll do what I'm supposed to do.

I'll still be around keeping an eye on the updates tho so feel free to continue the conversation.

Sleep well tato.

>>377888

Nice ones mate.

Since you're a dancer i've got to ask, are you a funkeiro?

Penis detected; condom discarded

>>377889

not yet

>>377891