/waifuist/ - Waifuist

>>378270

snib snab

>>378270

You're the cuck, cuck.

>>378273

Is Kiki cucking you yet?

Gentleman, please.

>>378275

You just know K jerked off for hours to her kiss scene in Fangirl.

>>378261

Hi, faptrap.

>>378275

Kiki is pure. No boys for her.

>>378276

NO SUNGLASSES

>>378278

How could I forget that picture to use.

>>378279

I don't do lewd things.

>cuckposting on /waifuist/

>>378271

How big can she get tho?

>>378267

Heya.

>>378284

Breast reductions are the new craze. So the real question is how small she can get.

>>378274

>dat pic

based jethro :3

>>378279

What is that?

Grapes, orange, strawberry, and fish?

With ketchup?

>>378283

b-but she kissed a boy in mad men

>>378284

The answer is always bigger

>>378284

this place is full of racists, you just know theyre compensating for their cuck fetishes

>>378290

It was heartbreaking.

>tfw no nerdy chloe gf

JDIMSA

>>378291

Don't be such a cuck, pratai

>>378286

Don't trigger me pls Ariel triggers me pls don't Ariel it triggers me pls ariel trigger

>>378290

ffffffuuuuuu no-one can challenge her thickness throne anymore please keep growing Christina

>>378291

A-are you saying they would like to see their waifus violently ravaged by trains of men of various races other than their own until they are reduced to a limp and sloppy pile of lust-drugged young lady begging for more and forgetting all about the tiny peens of the cuck fetishist in question?

What sort of waifuists are these people to want such a thing?

>>378290

and what happened to that boy?

He went on to invent the personal computer.

>>378294

>tfw can't tutor chloe

>>378288

It's great, right?

Hi :3

>>378289

That's how little girls eat brunch.

>>378299

well, guess I could teach her some editing tricks for her videos

I plan on doing so after we get married

( .__.)

>>378300

absolutely awesome :3

>>378295

as the waifuist with the whitest waifu here I think you're the cuck tbqhfsdf

>>378296

sounds like you've thought about this more than once..

>>378298

>tfw chloe mocks us non-neurotypicals

>>378302

I could only teach science and math..

just a little bit longer

>>378303

>tfw chloe mocks us non-neurotypicals

well, she's not all that neurotypical herself, tbqh

>>378303

Irish people are white now?

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>378305

I dunno, that's a pretty accurate dolphin

>>378306

they're the whitest don't you know? they dont let the blacks inside

>>378304

oh wait, I could teach her fitness and nutrition, I bet she would love that :3

>>378308

indeed, which makes it the more non-neurotypical

I mean, how many neurotypicals do you know can actually do a decent dolphin impression? probably none

>>378310

That's perfect thinking!

>>378309

Yeah, but they're also Catholic. All Catholic countries are shit skin countries therefore Ireland is not white.

>>378312

except saoirse has said she doesn't believe in god so clearly she is a pagan, the whitest of religions. Christianity is just kike propaganda

>>378313

You've proven me wrong again. I guess she is white.

>>378311

unless she's one of those militant vegans…

in which case we're going to get off to a rocky start

>>378316

Easily fixed. She loves seafood already. Just a hop-skip and jump away.

>>378303

Only to question the motives of those who would desire it, honestly.

For the last 6 years, Telstra Philippines has been the (or a) support center for Australia.

It seems that soon, I'll be sending unlimited text messages to Red, K., Pratai, Jo, and Zooey.

http://www.thephilippinepride.com/goodbye-slow-internet-from-globe-smart-pldt-australias-biggest-telco-to-enter-ph/

>>378317

very good start, indeed

and come on, what's a pizza without cheese?

>>378320

Careful. We're not allowed to use the C word around here. It triggers certain individuals.

>>378321

we're still talking about cheese… rite? :^)

>>378319

>dvt doesn't want to text me

ok

>>378322

Yes! That is the word we're not allowed to say. Fermented/coagulated cow semen is the approved way to say it.

So Fallout 4 is eeh

>>378324

lol

>lexee's face when

>>378323

Hello.

What the hell is going on here?

The camping stove that smashed into my forehead must have killed me.

>>378325

But IGN gave it almost a 10/10. Surely you aren't saying they would overrate a game for some reason?

Or is it because there was barely any water? They take off points for excessive water, so it makes sense they'd add points for barely having any.

>>378327

Is it me you're lookin' for?

>>378325

Who could have ever predicted that.

>>378328

Lexee showing off her new training bra?

>>378328

>thicker longer healthier hair

so is that why her arms are so hairy? :3

>>378330

I'll have you know, it's a real bra.

>Chloe being slightly angry and jealous she can't wear a bra.

>>378331

obvi

>>378329

It pretty much did the same thing The Sims 4 did. Visual update and introduction of new gameplay that was never used in a Fallout game. But as a result of ripping out some of the core parts of what made Fallout Fallout.

>>378330

Nobody apparently, no one actually pointed it out that it was going to be mediocre. So technically nobody. Hell, I'll say it. I expected a great fucking game out of this. But it just feels flat, lifeless, simple, and pretty much just bare bones compared to the predecessor

>>378332

RIP LEXEE'S DFC 2001-2015

>>378335

tells you how much I really pay attention then

>have to do things tomorrow

Ugh…

>>378333

Like what? I've never played a Fallout although I've read vault lore because they seemed neat.

>>378337

The reputation and karma system is taken out. The HUD is stripped down; doesn't really feel like a Fallout HUD, more like a HUD for an ambiguous sci-fi game (I was thinking Aliens maybe). The Dialogue options went to shit, The thing you use to say were typed out completely and were actually sentences with actual context to what was being discussed in the game. Now your options are either Yes, No, Sarcasm, What is __? The radio system makes sense on paper but in action just seems really strange. The whole "Create your own settlement" aspect of the game is so simple and tedious that it ends up turning into busy work. A lot more of the off shoot buildings and structures where you would original come face to face with a quest line have turned into dungeons just to find loot. The list goes on from there.

>>378338

Sounds gross. Devs dumbing down games is the cancer of the industry and has been for years. Among other things.

>>378339

Its kind of ridiculous. Its not really a watered down Fallout game. Its a really watered down RPG. I finished the main quest line just today and that is also with fucking around with side quests, exploring the map, checking out some of the new gameplay mechanics. And its just a letdown. I played it, got all of the enjoyment I can get out of it and uninstalled it. Cause I'd rather play NV or 3 over 4 any day.

>>378317

>>378320

fuck you guys, don't ruin her

>>378341

We're improving her. Don't be a bully to change.

>>378341

cheese is love

cheese is life

>>378340

Seems like this happens with everything nowadays. Last game I even remember not being at all disappointing was Dongey Dong Doungtry: Dongical Dong. I got MGSV recently and it's good enough for a SOCOM replacement to me but kind of lame in how it's just reusing the same like five or six bases over and over for every mission. Still enjoyable though. Not like a big downgrade like Absolution, Infinite, Sm4sh, Tomb Raider, every CoD since BlOps, the 343 Halos, blah blah blah blah blah forever.

>>378342

>>378343

cheese is death tbh

>>378344

I suppose, Fallout 4 is the first game I've actually played to have come out this year. I'm out of the loop sometimes when it comes to video games.

>>378345

I don't anymore, that's why I don't have a nugen console or a PC that isn't shit. They all turn out like BEAttlefront or similar. If they're not wrecking gameplay they're ramming modern industry up the game's ass with DLC, cutting features, season passes, subscriptions, etc.

I just play things on my existing consoles from the 360 backwards and collect more old games and consoles to play alone in my basement.

>>378347

We all get hit by the disappointment eventually.

>>378346

she looks weirs as a brunette…

still would

also, there's literally no unhealthy food, just unhealthy portions

>>378350

yeah I prefer blonde

and I didn't mean unhealthy

>>378349

>not pirating all games and only playing indie games

you disgust me

Good night

>>378349

In one way or another, disappointment comes. Shame had to be with here. To be fair, it was only very very very recently that I got into the Fallout series. I'm not sure of if I never heard of it before or just directed my attention towards the series but I've been playing 4 all fucking day. And going back to NV, you really tell a difference. Its so obvious and so blatantly present in the difference in quality.

>>378352

>he plays video games at all

Fucking manchild. What next, Soviet gooktoons about little girls?

>>378353

Good night.

>>378351

well, death is pretty unhealthy :^)

>>378354

>Soviet gooktoons about little girls

go on…

>>378354

I thought you were the one who watched the soviet 'modelling' videos

>>378352

>indie games

K pls

>>378353

Goonight

>>378354

Please post some Sovievt gooktoons about little girls. For research purposes only.

>>378357

That's a malicious lie spread by K, who does do that

>>378358

I don't have any ;-;

>>378360

All that fanciness would just go into me emulating Smash 64 19XX mode.

>>378361

Little bit disappointed…

>>378361

>tfw no yulia gooktoons

>>378363

But people have made gooktoons of her

>>378362

I still emulate StarFox and Legend of Zelda. I especially love the latter.

>>378365

Orig Zelda? I've been going through that for like a year wandering around every once in a while trying to find things and not get railed by all the enemies all over the screen everywhere.

Goodnight why-foo ischt.

>>378370

<3

>>378364

the face in that first one is not great

something about the nose missing

>>378369

Good night.

>>378370

Good night.

>>378375

>>378376

looks like sansa in that first one

>>378378

w-whats that from?

>>378379

Palo Alto. The movie where she gets molested or something by James Franco.

>>378380

oh, I don't really plan to see that

Is Mr.Chloe still here?

>>378383

>>378384

use your words

:3

slava you faggot empy misses you

>>378387

is that high up or is she just really tiny?

>>378388

I think it's cos shes small

Tfw no Kiki birthday cake

>>378392

Well that as well

>>378394

tfwn dove

Two plates of sushi, 2 slabs of steak, one big bowl of sukiyaki, one plate of tempura, and 2 plates of dimsum later, I'm still hungry. It's a miracle I don't get fat.

>>378383

>>378387

Hello.

>>378396

Hey

>>378397

I wanna eat those two aliiiive

… while rape fucking: >>378398

>>378399

pls dont rape me

>>378400

I was referring to Emma footfest. I don't like fencing. I'm more of an excavator kind of guy.

>>378398

Emma really needs to sit on my face tbqh

>>378402

>>378403

n-no..

>>378404

>tfw her thighs on your ears

>>378405

Where are her knees then??

>>378405

Wouldn't something lewd be sitting right in my face?

>>378407

well you could say no

>>378406

hopefully behind 7 inches of steel

>>378408

Thank god. I was worried for empys health.

>>378408

Maybe if she wore underpants it wold be okay

>>378409

wut

>>378399

Dvt pls

>>378410

that doesn't sound as fun for some reason

bye then tato

goodluck with your exam

Hmm, that didn't post so good

>>378412

she can stab me with her knees anytime tbh

>>378416

That would kill you!

>>378415

S-she looks so happy ;-;

>>378413

It's actually better underpants are unimaginably hot

>>378417

And the problem is…?

>>378418

Too painful a way to die.

>>378416

do you think she's wearing panties?

>>378418

r-really? w-what kind do you like?

>>378417

Ikr :3

I love how her friends are posting pics

>>378419

She just needs to keep stabbing, it'll be over pretty quickly

>>378420

I hope so

All of them, but cute and cotton are the best

>>378423

personally I'm a fan of lace tbh, i know a lot of people disagree

>>378425

Now is the time to try and get a reply

>>378425

that's weird, other people's happiness usually makes me bitter

>>378426

what's with this take a picture of your food meme?

>>378424

Lace is good, but I only like it in darker colours.

>>378427

>l-look at all the food I'm eating guiz, not anorexic I swear

>>378426

There's not much point. I may aswell stay complacent loving her from a distance.

>>378427

Does other's unhappiness make you happy then? then?

>>378427

Just to show what you're eating

>>378429

Hmm

>>378428

you're very particular, I'll try and find a pair you'll like

>>378429

it helps

>>378430

The fact that there's no point in doing such a thing anyway.

>>378432

Least someone wins from my unhappiness then.

>>378433

:(

>>378433

that's not very funny

>>378436

It wasn't meant to be.

>>378437

now it's funny again

such g dug CT

>>378442

how can you mess up like that

>>378443

kids are the worst at everything

>>378444

its a complex algorithm to beat flood detection

>>378446

hey sxc

whatever, goodnight

>>378447

A-are you talking to me?

>>378448

bye sxc

>>378448

night night

>>378448

baibai, we'll be here for you if you fail <3

>that moment when you get caught stalking your waifu

h-h-he-hello

>>378452

Never stalked anyone tbh fam

>>378448

goodnight. Enjoy my sadness while you sleep.

>>378411

I'm misunderstood.

>>378446

Hello.

>>378448

Good night.

>>378456

Sure sure

>>378452

>when you can't effectively stalk your waifu

hurts

>>378453

hhhhhhhi

>>378457

Like, see? Maisie's behaving that way? She has to be punished. It's not like I want to. But, people will think it. All I want is for her to grow up properly.

>>378462

That's Dee

>>378462

Hello.

>>378462

Muh girl Dove mate

>>378466

Hey.

Goodnight friends. Will i wake up or not. The big questions.

love you all.

>>378466

>>378468

Good night.

we /glasses/ now?

>>378469

>>378467

hello

when u know she wants to *suck*

who is this cutie?

>>378474

google says it's https://twitter.com/Kitten_Sophie1

Good night.

>>378478

night

>>378479

Sup

>>378480

hello

Ello bros

Hello!

>>378482

Hello good timings we have :)

>>378483

well at least you have a few hours with me ;)

>>378484

oh damn, I better leave and come back later then

>>378482

>>378483

ayyy

>>378482

Hey boss

>>378483

Heya Deazy

QG and Deazy confirmed as being the same person

>>378486

lmao

Sup?! ♥

>>378487

Hey! ♥ hows it going?

Please dont reveal my secret!

>>378485

n-nice

>>378488

not alot, wondering about uni and how i'm gonna fail lol

you? ♥

>>378489

which one?

It's going fine, had an easy day today.

What about you?

>>378485

ok bye!

>>378486

Hey loser

>>378487

shhhhhhhhhhhh, no one must know

>>378481

how's it going?

>>378492

please be nice :(

>>378493

its okay, see: >>378490

yourself?

>>378494

sounds like a rough thing to think about

Fallout 4.. as you could of guessed

>>378490

lol I feel you, I am a few days behind a deadline atm. Need to work hard tomorrow.

I had a pretty good day though. Got an early train back to uni, driving lesson, and our kitchen is ready. I've been meeting and talking to a lot of people on my floor today :)

>>378491

Any of them!

See above :)

>>378492

Never!

whats up?

>>378495

yeah i know…guess i'm not cut out for it

pretty fun so far

>>378496

me too, got a booklet to do, due tomorrow, havent finished

sounds like you had a good day, hows the driving coming along?

>>378497

what kind of classes are you taking?

eh, its a mixed bag for me

>>378494

Sorry, I will direct my name calling to someone else

>>378496

I'm fine, loser :P

Lol just saving pics and maybe Youtubing in a sec

>>378497

Mine was due last friday :o

Pretty good, 3 point turns and parallel parking today

>>378499

>I will direct my name calling to someone else

>loser

You wanna fight mate?

I've been on a kendall youtube spam recently lol. My recommended videos are now full or Kardashians ><

>>378498

https://soundcloud.com/fuckmylife/where-im-at

>>378500

was it you who had a Kendall dream? I think i barely read that but I'm not sure if it was you

>>378502

who else lol? Yeah it was

>>378498

Maths, Physics, Electronics, Practical/Metal Work and some personal development shit

I didn't choose these and its just for the first semester

>>378499

thank you

>>378500

ive never done a 3 point turn since my test, only reason why i got 1 minor

>>378504

first semester is always the roughest semester. When next semester come around, things will start to kick in to gear

>>378505

i failed my first exam, got 62% needed 75%

>>378503

Ah, I will look for it. I had a Maddie dream, hence the spam lol

>>378504

;) that Sophie. I haven't wore Adidas in a while. I should buy some

>>378504

lol I feel like half the stuff im never gonna do when I pass. Like threading the wheel?? So annoying

>>378505

It was the opposite for me lol

>>378507

I didnt post anythign about it because nobody was interested. I'll tell you on skype though :)

>>378506

I didn't even show up to a final… 0% son

>>378508

first semester I got like 2 Ds, 1 C, and 1 B.

After that semester I've been killing it with 3.8s every season

>>378509

I haven't attended a class since semester 1, its semester 5 now :S

>>378508

Ah, plz do and I shall do the same

>>378509

My stevie so smart now

>>378507

im gonna order some custom samba's

>>378508

one hand on the wheel

>>378509

oh damn

thats a difference

>>378510

do you even have a gpa at this point?

>>378511

>>378512

my frist semester was Accelerated English (so pretty much 2 semesters worth of English in 1), Statistics (which I have never even taken in my life prior to it), Astronomy (which I got the B in :p) and some career councelling class that counted for 1 unit that I never bothered showing up for.

>>378512

other hand on your balls

>>378514

We dont have that. Idk what that is? Its like an overall average grade?

>>378512

I would love 2 myself. Just wearing a uniform everyday means I don't NEED to go clothes shopping as much as I use 2

>>378514

I would love to just take that Astronomy just to take it lol. Can i sit in on classes there?

>>378514

seems you're doing good

>>378515

you know it

>>378516

>

>a kardashian is someone's waifu

We have crossed all the lines.

>>378517

buy them for me plz, I needs them adidas!

>>378518

Lol but Kendall is posted by me, Ichi, Slava and Dz all the time

>>378515

grade point average. yeah, its average grade 4.0 being the highest you can receive (Straight As). 0.0 being the lowerst and then everything in between

>>378516

I sat in on a chromaticism class for like half of the semester and the professor asked why I stopped coming to class and I had to remind him that I wasn't actually in the class even though I was doing the work and participating in the discussions.

>>378517

When you choose classes you're interested in then yeah you definitely do better. And also I'm taking classes that work to my degree. So its much easier and much more interesting than Statistics

>>378518

no bully

>>378520

Lol, I would so do that. I use to in High school, cut class to go to another one, music. The teacher sleep through most of it though. sigh, good times

>>378521

aww her skinny legs

>>378519

theyre black and red

>>378520

i enjoy the practical work, and most of the stuff, just not capable

>>378524

That is fine!

Actually I'm not crazy about black sneakers. I do wear all black converse but that is for work

>>378518

Kendell is different to the others though, she is actually cool and fun. She's friends with Cara too you know!

>>378520

Ah ok

Well no I have pretty good grades. I do all the coursework and exams and do well

>>378521

Hey qt britanon :)

>>378522

well somebody's triggered today

>>378523

I'm really close with the professor that taught that class so he was all good with it.

>>378524

what do you mean by not capable?

>>378528

Nautie is just bored

I'm jealous still. bleh college. I wish I still had the drive for it

>>378527

are your classes online or something?

>>378529

I can tell. Out of his past 8 posts, 5 of them were criticism toward my lovely.

>>378530

Mostly no, they put lecture materials online sometimes

>>378531

but you have to reply to him! or else why should he bother????

>>378519

>>378527

I like her too but I don't think she is that different… she is like 5% classier than the rest.

>>378531

>full frontal feminism

Like those russian activists? I like that kind of feminism.

>>378532

just too lazy to go?

>>378533

I dunno, for shits and gigs?

>>378534

that 5% is enough, i like her cuz she is less fake, no botox no nothing like the others. at least so far

>>378535

Ok, maybe lol

>>378537

Probably not, but probably a play on words with the idea

>>378537

I know Lauren's a responsible person. So I don't have to worry about all these peasants who try to convince people otherwise

>>378534

I think its more than a little. Shes fun and super hot, thats why I like her

>>378535

Nah anxiety issues, its getting better though

>>378536

Cute socks!

Hey ♥

>>378540

anxiety from sitting, listening and taking notes?

>>378540

this outfit is pretty much perfect

>>378541

no need to be sarcastic

>>378542

was it suppose to be sarcasm?

>>378541

rofl you clearly dont understand

>>378542

Who is she, new waifu?

>>378538

Lol that's for sure. Channers are trigger happy anyway

>>378544

OMG CUTE

>>378546

that outfit :3

this is why I didn't want to talk

>>378545

I guess I don't then

>>378546

I can see that now..

>>378546

If only my broadband wasnt so FUCKING SLOW

>>378548

why?

>>378547

>>378548

well as Pratai said you came across very sarcastic

Its about the amount of other people and lecturers sometimes make you do group work or call on you for your opinion

>>378549

I know the feel but cute jacket n stockings

>>378544

that is a great outfit too!

>>378552

>>378553

I'll let her know :)

>>378544

The devil gives itself an attractive form.

>>378555

Kind of a backhanded compliment

>>378554

How? You got her number?

>>378556

Kendall and the hand is her sister Kylie :o

>>378554

Thanks

>>378557

The skirt could be shorter. There is nothing cuter than a short skirt on top of leggings. Especially on… ahem… younger girls.

rofl the Weeknd living the waifuist life

>>378543

sarcasm wasn't the right word, facetiousness maybe

>>378545

emma roberts

no

>>378560

short skirt best skirt

>>378558

I wish :(

>>378559

No worries

>>378560

True dat

>>378560

leggings in general >>

Goodnight I hope

>>378565

Not mad at you or anything. Its just a hard thing to communicate to others about

>>378566

Night ♥

>>378566

Night night Rusty ~~

>>378566

Night rusto. sweet dreams

Me & Bae

>>378567

I had to deal with this yesterday as well. I'm tired of my conversations leading down that route. So I'd rather dodge it all together. I prefer it that way

>>378564

them toes though