/waifuist/ - Waifuist

as close as it gets :P

>>378579

do shoes count?

Someone nuke my thread pls >>378587

Also, cp ad on the frontpage

>>378590

already done homie

Cute :3

Kids are so great

>>378591

Hotheads leave please

I hate how these hollywood/entertainment shitty youtube channels have like a 10 sec celeb video buried with 3mins of a moron "journalist" describing it too you

>>378595

I hate that 2!

and now, i say buh bye

>>378596

Bye Boss

>>378584

>>378586

close enough

>>378595

it's like when dailymail has a giant article about some celeb going to the shops

>>378596

Laterz baby

>>378598

lol their whole side bar is full of celeb clickbait garbage

>>378599

its why I check it daily

>buzznet thinks they can #WCW on Chloë harder than me

>>378602

Thanks for contributing to the dumbing down of our nations media

>>378603

It doesn't help the fact that I'm quick to get jealous

>>378603

waifu crush wednesday?

>>378604

I do what I can for the motherland

>>378604

isn't the daily mail from like the 19th century

all countries have that kind of "journalism", just don't support it

>>378607

yeah it's not like people were geniuses in the 20th century and got dumb all of a sudden

>>378607

its shit now

I'm off to bed, good night ♥

♫ And now I'm fruitlessly waiting for someone not thinking ♫

♫ Before they start rushing to my door ♫

>>378611

sup cunts

>>378612

worst olsen

>>378614

y-you take that back right now mister!

>>378615

fuck him

>>378614

fuck you that's the best olsen

tfw you find a server where you are the only person who isn't lagging

tfw 7.5 kdr

Hey guys

>>378618

hey fuck

Emily pls

>>378619

Hi

>>378618

Oi there m80

>>378620

hey prick

>>378621

yeah

>>378622

Are you enjoying Fallout 4?

>>378622

Yeah?

>>378621

Hey how are you?

>>378623

you are mistaking me with someone else I only finished fall1&2 around 600 times finished nv 1-2 times ( only coz of chris avellone ) I hate new fallouts

>>378626

You know, just the usual grind. Been a bit more down in the dumps lately but that's just the usual roller coaster.

How about you mate?

>>378627

Ah, I see. Must have mistaken you for someone else.

>>378628

That sucks.

Same old, same old here. Just another day.

>>378629

was that sarcasm coz I really dont get it and i dont remember what I have written here previously

>>378628

are you saying your life is like a roller coaster ride ?

>>378631

I'm saying my emotional state definitely feels like one

>that GoT season 2 ending

how the fuck does Jaqen H'Ghar do that to his face?!

>>378631

No why would it be sarcasm?

>>378633

>season 2

keep up grandpa

>>378633

Oh my sweet summer child, you have much to learn

>>378635

>>378636

I know I know. I've had all of the seasons on my computer ready to watch for the longest time. Just never had the time and now that Season 5 just ended and Season 6 isn't coming up for a while, I have time to actually invest time to watch it. I know I'm late to the party, but hell better late than never

>>378634

I don't know I just fail to understand the responses ppl give to me here so I just assume ppl are making fun of me but to make things clear I hated fallout 3, I liked new vegas and 4 was just shit ending was also shit

>>378633

hi stevis you are a cutie

>>378638

I see.

>>378638

Cara, Forni, and QG seem to think so. They're one of few that have actually seen my face.

>>378640

I don't need their input thats just my unbiased opinion

Hey guys

>>378641

well then I thank you for thinking so kindly of me

>>378642

hello there

>>378642

Hey

>>378642

Hey there

>>378643

>>378644

>>378645

Hey guys~

How are you?

>>378645

Will you leave soon?

>tfw the only time I could talk with M we caused a shitstorm

>>378647

Nah, i don't have classes tomorrow so i'll be here for a while

That shitstorm though, w-we just had different opinions about something and that really escalated.

Fun times heh?

>>378646

ah man, you making me want to watch Silence of the Lambs. Its been a while

D'aaaaaaaw ;-; Likewise friend

so they removed stats in fallout?

bravo bethesda, although in disappointed there's still the special system should have replaced it with Agility Strength Smarts

>>378650

they did many "wonderful"ly ridiculous things to Fallout 4.

>>378652

Playing Fallout 4 really gets me in the mood to play Fallout NV

>>378648

Nice. What do you study?

I know right. Never meant for that to escalate that much. Reminds me of why I don't like to discuss things.

>>378653

I just play fall 1 when I am sad

>>378655

I tried playing Fallout 1 but the RTS style gameplay and the visuals make it really really hard to get into it.

>>378651

>>378652

so int has gone from one of the best to worst stats?

please tell me they kept traits at least

>>378654

I'm studying film/cinema at the moment.

I know you're a dancer, did you go to arts school?

Or are you just a natural talent?

>>378655

The tardis easter egg in that game always gives me a warm fuzzy feeling

i heard lauren was seen doing this

>>378655

fallout 2 is my go to

>>378658

hipster as fug, do your classmates have good taste?

>>378657

they refined it to fit a Perk Chart. Where determined on how many points you put into a specific primary stat determines what kind of perk you can unlock under that stat. And from there you can upgrade those traits so that they can scale. The highest you can level a trait is 5 stars and the highest you can level a primary stat is 10 stars. You unlock traits in leveling your primary stat and by being a specific level in the game

>>378659

good way to get splinters

>>378656

you hate clay motion ? just take jinxed and bloody mess and you will love it

>>378657

YES YES YOU CAN TOUCH THINGS (FALL 1 1 INT )

>>378658

Tardis Godzilla Elvis

Hello

>>378658

Oh, that's nice. Do you want to be a movie director or something? Maybe you could direct QG book!

I didn't. I joined a studio and just kept dancing there until I starter working with it. Usually we got the jobs with the owner of the place. I actually did some engineering and then dropped out. I'm now thinking in doing something finance-related.

>>378666

Hey you

>>378662

lame, non stat dependant traits was one of my favorite systems. It helped make unique characters, jinxed runs in fallout were fun as fuck. hell i loved everything about 1 and 2s character creation.

>>378665

It just looks clunky, but its understandable being how old it is. And just the fact that I'm not a big fan of RTS

>>378668

Bethesda fell under the same spell EA did when EA was making Sims 4.

>>378670

>>378669

>>378667

Yoo Lily, sup?

>>378661

I honestly wouldn't know, i avoid them like the plague.

They're a bit too pretentious for me, when classes started one of our teachers had a sheet go through the room and asked everyone what their favorite director/movie was, and most people had tarkovsky as their favorite.

Now don't get me wrong, his movies are good stuff but i can't help but get the feeling these guys don't know what fun is and just want to be artsy and elitistic.

I-I'm not a h-hipster p-pls

Btw what are you studying pratai?

>>378667

Yeah my goal is to be a director, i'll crash and burn trying to do it but i'm sure it will be fun.

What kind engineering mate? i did one year of micro and nanotechnologies then i just said fuck it who wants to be successful anyways

Fallout setting is too silly/quirky for me. I prefer more traditional sci-fi or fantasy. I'm sure the gameplay is good though.

>>378666

Joey bro ♥ how's it going?

>>378669

but its TBS not RTS

>>378675

I'm alright, how are ya?

>>378665

touch things?

>>378666

feels like it's been a while, how's things?

>>378670

bethesda has been like that for a long time, wish obsidian had some rights to fallout, considering it's half the team that made the originals afaik

>>378671

feel like that would be difficult to swallow

>>378669

i get that, i played it when i was younger and in used to it, I've tried playing others rpgs from that Era but o don't have the patience

>>378673

i hope you said the dark knight

I'm studying the Torah to become a proper jew

>>378672

Nothing really. I have a very uneventful life.

You?

>>378673

Maybe you'll get really rich and make parties full of hotties and cunnys for all the waifuists!

Some unpopular one. But fuck engineering. My main goal is to become some successful day-trader and then just live of dividends and investments.

>>378674

>>378676

the satire and Monty python references are just too sophisticated for you guys

>>378681

but not for you thats why I like you

>>378682

well it is for your benefit ^_^

>>378679

It's been a while. Things are ok, bored out of my mind.

>>378680

Pretty much the same man, nothing interesting just a lot of sleeping and internet.

>>378671

That's not even Lauren. That's Sky Ferreira

>>378666

hello

>>378677

>>378679

TBS, RTS, RPG, FPS, MOBA. Too many acronyms to keep up. I'm not much of a gamer myself. So I'm not much of a Connoisseur with video games, so forgive my ignornace

>>378679

To be honest with you. The only other Bethesda game I've played was Skyrim and I enjoyed that game too much for my well being

>>378679

I said Barry Lyndon

Never pegged you for a jew though :^)

>>378678

You know, usual life stuff happening and you do your best to deal with it. How about you mate?

>>378680

Oh man, i wish you luck. I think that's a pretty tough area to be successful in, you really got to know your shit to make a living off of it

>>378680

Jews are not made, they are born.

>>378681

They must be, yeah.

>>378682

It's not bright though. That is a darker shade of red, similar to rosso corsa.

>>378688

>>378686

Do you think that life's supposed to be some pretty picture without any misery in it? Life IS misery! Misery, and whatever the Hell we decide to do about it! Coping! Loving! Screwing! Hating! Taking chances! Boring people! Bashing assholes! Making friends with other assholes! Running away from your mistakes! Facing your mistakes! Radiation! Having kids and doing the same thing over again, sometimes better, sometimes worse! That is life, man! It's like being drunk; look at it one way, and it's a piss poor embarrassment! Look at it a different way and it feels great! But it's all the same thing! It's all life!

>>378686

Hey

>>378688

Bored as fuck

>>378690

2deep4me

>>378687

I've always hated the term gamer, unless you like do it professionally or something.

if you haven't played morrowind with 10gig+ of mods you're a filthy casual

>>378683

t-thanks, i think. .

>>378688

i have a copy of that on my bookshelf but still haven't watched it, is hard for me to find time for 3 hour movies there's so many on my watch list

>>378689

id call that a bright red, any brighter would end up more orange or pink

>>378685

It's like we are life twins!

>>378688

I know. But I don't want to do it forever, just to secure enough money to then retire and just lock myself in a dark room with internet forever.

Maybe I'll end up with a dead end job but who knows. We gotta dream while we are young right?

>>378689

Can't I marry a jewish girl then? ;_;

>tfw sitting next to someone and can't tell whether they're a super gay boy or super gay girl

>>378693

>>378694

So are penguins. And gyro buffalo. They shoot them out of great big bison guns. You gotta watch out for those buffalo women. They'll drop a bison on you so fast, you won't know what hit you! Ha!

>>378697

Go grab his/her crotch, that's the only way you're going to find out.

>>378690

There's not much purpose in life outside of what you make it. Fuck and die is most of it. But with things like culture, religion, government and economy, the modern man can have many different routes and choices. We make new reasons to live everyday and new ways of approaching those finish lines. But honestly, without those kinds of progressions, human beings wouldn't be anything like we are today. And that is implying if we survive through all of the millenniums

>>378693

sup?

>>378704

Not much bro, just the usual stuff. You?

>>378702

threres something in the back of my mind that makes me think that's not a great idea

anyway i don't know what genitals have to do with gender. ..

>>378700

their shirt says 'my gender is none of your business'

>>378703

nice mod abuse stalin

>>378694

It's not a movie for everyone, it's really slow paced and 3h long so i won't call you a shitlord for not having seen it yet.

You really should though

>>378696

I totally know that feeling, if my director dreams crash i just want a nice job that pays ok so i can retire and be comfy while browsing the web

>>378704

I know fathers aren't supposed to hug their sons, but I love you, dad!

>>378707

i plan to eventually but minions is next in my list tbh

>>378708

nice prejudice

>>378706

What?

>"Biological Gender (sex) includes physical attributes such as external genitalia, sex chromosomes, gonads, sex hormones, and internal reproductive structures."

>external genitalia

>>378705

Game of Thrones and Fallout 4

>>378709

Trying to keep an eye out for ya, son <3

I was unaware of the fact that I'm old enough for offspring, W-who's the mother?

>>378711

>biological gender

>>378710

>minions

p-pratai pls

>>378711

Taking a stab at it, external genitalia is probably your dick, internal genitalia is probably your testies.

Clit/ovaries combo for ladies

for future reference:

Sexual identification = physical body parts

Gender = mental association

Orientation = sexual prefence

>>378713

lol

>>378716

Dick = male

Vagina = female

That's how I see it.

>>378716

thanks Lauren

>>378715

you should study it is been very successful so it must be good

>>378714

don't be so hard on yourself :^

>>378707

Maybe we could be roommates to pay less bills if both our dreams go very wrong.

>>378712

Mother, did you think they'd drop a bomb?/ They did it with grace and such aplomb!/ My name is Dane, it is not Tom!

>>378717

if you're a male and have female tendencies its called transgender, If you're a person with both sexual organs, then you're transexual

>>378721

That's too complicated and unnecessary. If you were born with a dick you're a man regardless of what you do with it or your sexual identification /orientation.

>>378719

I would be a terrible roommate

>>378722

Is this an unironic post?

just saying a quick prayer for good luck

see y'all soon ♡

>>378726

Thank you swinburne for being so progressive.

>>378726

Good luck mate ~~

>mfw

>>378718

np bbcakes

>>378720

You truly are a die hard Fallout fan

>>378722

maybe my wording was awkward but essentially when a person's gender identification is not aligned with their given sex, then that's transgender

>>378723

There are people out there that are definitely physically male, but just have a different mindset.

>>378730

Did someone forget a trigger warning for you?

>>378731

Does anyone know how to fix a toaster?

>>378724

So would I.

>>378732

>>378732

I am the triggerer, not the triggeree.

>>378726

Goodluck

>>378731

Yeah exactly. We are talking about the physical aspect here. What I'm trying to say is no matter what your sexual orientation is you're either a male/female.

>>378730

Hi :D

>>378733

no clue

>>378736

ah, I saw the word gender passed around so I was thinking gender was also part of the discussion

>>378735

You're a dangerous man.

>>378737

Life sucks, but death sucks worse, and we can't go back in time to stop our birth, so what's the point?

Don't make me hate you stevis

>>378739

Usually a metal fork in the toaster fixes the circuitry errors in the toaster and makes it good as new.

>>378739

uuuuuuhhh

So a the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and the pizza man says, "Hello! Welcome to our pizza shop. What would you like?". And the Dalai Lama says, "Make me one with everything". ba-dum-tsshh

>>378736

Sup?

>>378740

What's your favorite color, friend? Mine is milk!

>>378741

MOOOOOO! MOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOO!

>>378743

I'm more of a mountain dew colour.

>>378741

Would you saw that to the dalai lama?

>>378744

Green ?

wtf is going on in here

>>378742

Not much man, you?

>>378746

What? Everything seems pretty normal to me.

>>378743

that cow got some bug eyes. Jesus fuck..

>>378744

thinking about it

>>378746

shhhh don't ruin it

>>378752

Deeper/darker purple.

>>378748

Not much here. Just got home from work and was watching TV with my sister.

>>378751

Is the Lama even a fluent english speaker?

>>378756

probably didn't translate well

>>378753

purple ? I fucked up my posts

>>378754

Cool cool, how was work?

>>378758

I don't think I have any pics of examples. Violet is probably the closest colour.

>>378760

I am a Viking. I like ducks. I rape and pillage! Will you rape and pillage with me?

>>378759

Not bad, a bit busy.

>>378762

Silly question. when do we start?

>>378764

Love is what makes the cactus grow! Love is what makes the brahmin moo! Love is screwing, it's screwing your life! I hate love! I love hate! If the Master hated us, we'd be all right!

>>378766

Are you ok?

>>378767

Isn't that kinda condescending ? do you actually worry about me ? I doubt it

Meep Meep.

>>378768

I worry about everyone here.

>>378769

Boop Boop

>>378770

That's not a proper answer

>>378769

Heya ~~

>>378772

How is it not?

>>378770

>>378773

How are you guys?

>>378774

I'm a little bitter right now. Like Orange Pekoe left out in the rain. Ha! I like that saying! I think I'll keep repeating it! I'm a little bitter right now. Like Orange Pekoe left out in the rain . .

I miss you more than anyone in my life

>>378776

a-alright

>>378775

I'm alright, just watching yt vids. How are you?

>>378777

Think about peace! Think about Unity!

>>378775

Good, you?

Hello all.

>>378777

>>378781

I'm good, playing the games.

>>378775

Sleepy!

And with that i'm off to bed. Good night guys ~~

Good afternoon.

>>378785

hey

>>378779

All I can think about right now is food cause I'm starving.

>>378782

Hey bbbro

>>378784

Night :)

>>378785

Hi!

>>378783

I was doing that earlier with my sister but I got bored.

>>378787

Why no eat?

>>378789

coz jayka don't eat

>>378786

>>378787

Hello.

>>378789

Cause there's nothing to eat.

>>378791

hello to you isr have some autie

>>378792

iktf

>>378794

Fucking sucks man

>>378795

you are ruining my life

>>378782

oh lookie who we have here

>>378795

See lexee sniffing chloes hair at the end?

>>378784

Night.

>>378785

Hi.

>>378797

If you're here it is already ruined in some way or another.

>>378798

stop sniffing shit

>>378793

T-thanks.

>>378799

Hi.

>>378801

Chloe's hair smells like heaven i'll have you know.

>>378803

That too. Is she just teasing us??

>>378802

So.. what are you up to?

>>378796

Since my sister has started hanging around more she literally eats all my food.

>>378807

>>378809

Your sister is saving you from obesity.

>>378809

Thank god I'm an only child lol.

>>378810

Who's the second girl?

>>378811

for your pleasure ?

>>378815

I wish ;-;

for their pleasure

>>378813

I weigh like 150lbs.

>>378818

Your sister is saving you from a healthy weight.

>>378816

>>378819

stop being fat

>>378820

But chocolate is so delicious, my dutch friend.

>Ashi last year

>>378820

Look at my flag m8, you're asking too much.

>>378822

I hate you on so many levels

>>378823

ashi today

>>378824

just fu

>>378825

:(

>>378826

I actually like you, you piece of shit don't make say it infront of other ppl

>>378827

Yeah. It was 5 years ago.

Autie has come a long way.

>>378828

>>378829

YOu bastard trying to trick me.

>>378830

you know I love you you know I need you and you know damn well I fucking want you

Goodnight ladies

>>378833

bye you jew bastard

:3

>>378832

>>378835

Did you buy any of Chloes clothes yet? F-for your daughter of course.

>>378833

Goodnight. ♥♥

>>378838

lol

I've been seriously tempted, mr K

>>378836

I don't get that react shit I still love you

>>378840

hey mr shit

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg

>>378842

and on the opposite side of the spectrum

>>378838

dayum, who's bottom right?

>>378841

hey mr…

I've no idea what to call you

>that look in her eyes

you just know

>>378845

I've not a clue sorry

>>378845

doesn't matter I know you

>>378850

Taylor nunez isn't that skinny. i-is she?

Nat is just thick womanz. strong and independent.

>>378848

she's a qt :3

>>378849

well, of course, I'm /waifuist/'s most active poster :^)

you'll be mr dutch, then

>>378850

what about kaylyn?

>>378851

B R I

R

I

B R O

>bribri's finally making her own youtube channel

>mfw

absolutely glorious

>>378856

taylor is perfection

>>378857

she's more of a gum-goddess, tbh

who's the snaggletooth on the list?

>>378859

I'll go as ethnic as Mia, but no further.

>>378856

Taylor is just TIGHT

>>378862

you are on the wrong side of ethnicity and you know it

>>378854

^^

>>378860

Taylor has a wierd smile.

She needs to get a smile coach like Ashi did.

>>378864

and she's a Ravens fan?

FUCKING DROPPED

>>378861

oh god, looks awful

but I'm gonna watch it just for her :3

>>378865

>She needs to get a smile coach like Ashi did.

haha, I still like it when she goes full-hobbit :3

>>378866

to me THATS AMERICAN FOOTBALL ?

WHAT A COUNTRY

>>378864

taytay is love

taytay is life

>>378870

hey mr J :3

Chiara and her adult face > Taylor and her adult face

>>378871

just look at those arms

>>378872

chiara is sucha babe :3

she's like a green-eye lewd version of chloe

>>378871

hihi.

>>378873

very cute arms, indeed :3

>>378875

hey mr jo :3

>>378874

I have seen any outward signs of her being lewd tbh

>>378874

you are a cutie pie

>>378879

dvt is gonna be upset if he loses a second thread in a row that ends in 5, but it's gotta happen.

>>378881

he'll be fine

>>378876

:3

>>378878

dunno, she's always on sexy-mode, kind of like bribs

this pic is a good example, everyone's being a little goofy and she's all meow

I like it

>>378877

Hey Mr C

>>378883

thats what regular teens do get over it cya tomoz