/waifuist/ - Waifuist

What a thread.

>>380217

you wanna make it then slava? I can delete this one if you prefer that

>hour and a half and last thread still hasn't updated

Good morning.

>>380220

Mornin' dvt nice Chloë

>>380221

Hi. Thanks.

>>380182

Thanks. I just saw that cunt lift episode lol.

Hello all.

I'm not planning to get an iPhone but this is exciting:

http://www.gsmarena.com/samsung_is_reportedly_close_to_becoming_oled_display_supplier_for_future_iphones-blog-15000.php

Super AMOLED iPhones please!

>>380226

Hey, Triple B.

>>380226

Hi BBB

Quiet thread.

>>380231

its cause I made it

>>380231

OuterHeaven's asleep. So, he'll post her later. You can com on group chat if you want. It's also quiet.

>>380232

No-one wants to talk aboot books for some reason…

>>380233

I haven't paid the troll toll still.

>>380234

sure.. lets say that's the reason

>>380234

It's group chat. Doesn't matter. Go to the "Groups" tab, pick the Waifuist group, enter group chat.

>>380236

Nah bro you can't use group chat if you haven't given Gabe his bucks.

>>380237

you want me to buy you a game?

>>380238

Unfortunately, that doesn't count anymore. Those bastards.

>>380238

Nah receiving Steam gifts doesn't cover it, and I'm not that desperate for groupchat anyway.

>>380239

Dunno bud maybe it only applies to more recent accounts.

>>380241

Did you try it? By the way, I'm talking about the group chat, not the normal multi-user chat. The latter, you really can't do. Actually, you can do it if someone invites someone else into the chat through your chat window.

>>380242

It's not stupid. It's selfish.

>>380243

>>380246

steam chat is w/e anyways. Its either dead or people are talking about uninteresting, random nonsense

>>380245

Potentially, yes. Other people will be lazy to remove their credit card details after. When they see a good game they want or a good deal, they'll be like "Oh I've a credit card on here anyway" and will just buy it.

>>380246

But, did you try it for yourself? You do know this all ends either way if you just try it. :|

>>380249

Hello. Have a book.

>>380248

How do you think I found out it doesn't work like weeks ago Christ get the hell off my back woman holy fuck for fuck's fuck, fuck.

>>380248

is there a minimum price you have to pay?

>>380253

You don't even have to buy any game. You can just have the money as credits in your Steam wallet. It's $5.

>>380252

I started with that however many weeks ago I joined the steamgroup dude.

>>380253

Five dollaroos.

>>380212

>>380249

love all the self help books

>>380254

>>380255

that's easy, just buy Crypt of the Necro Dancer or Risk of Rain or Delver

>>380256

But we're using it as a chat service shouldn't steam bend to our will?

>>380257

She'd get more from reading Plato or Aristotle.

>>380259

Gabe is a hungry machine. He needs money to fuel his food addiction.

Portal 2 is $5. Just buy that. You'll play that im sure. If not just wait for summmer/christmas sales and everything goes to cheap as fuck.

>>380259

holy fuck or "Transistor". It was made by the people who did Bastion and its on sale for $5. I've been meaning to play it, i'll probably buy it now i see its $5.

Just look at it and see if you like it. Great deals plus a great game.

>>380260

>>380262

you think steam is gonna be a dick about the penny short?

>>380264

i guess that's an option as well

>>380262

>>380260

Yar maybe some time, haven't really felt the need for groupchat though which is why I haven't anted up for it is all.

>>380267

You missed Emily being all lewd and helpful on The Knick

>>380268

I-'ll wathc it later tonight and enjoy it strongly. Maybe with reverb if he doens't pass out.

>>380269

Really good episode this week. Lot of doings transpiring.

RIP Irish ambulance man

>>380269

LOL

How dare you!

>>380258

>>380266

My advice: wait for the Valve Pack to go down to $10 again.

http://store.steampowered.com/sub/29197/

>>380268

Was she naked again?

>>380271

Oh hey drunky :3

how many are you down??

>>380270

WHAT?! spoilers omg. pls no. He better not ;-;

>>380273

Only a few.

>>380274

Ah, I see. Do you have the more-than-implied ones? Please and thank you.

>>380275

Perfect. Don't passout yet. We'll watch the knick in a bit.

>>380212

Good night

Reverb. Get back here and watch with me now!

>>380281

nightt

>>380279

>>380281

Good night.

>>380283

tbh any of them

I'm here, no need to worry no more.

>>380287

I feel safe. Nobody will molest me now.

>>380289

Poor Italians

>>380291

>>380293

>>380293

lol

>>380289

Hello. Of course the only logical decision is to go for the Huawei Nexus 6P. But for some reason, I kinda like the Motorola Nexus 6 more.

>>380296

Guess what I bought 6p/

>>380298

64gb

It sucks that the 5 always only has until 32gb.

>>380212

>Full Frontal Feminism - Jessica Valenti

>JJ's face bullying more girls

>>380300

Didn't really like the 5x, bit ugly back

Gonna be huge

hnnnnng

>7.45

>>380304

So pretty ♥ Would make babies with.

>>380306

You might have to move to Brisbane though

>>380308

tbh same

Requesting permission to post

>>380309

Pls post moar qt claire.

>>380310

You Don't need permission to post Kiki

>>380311

Excellent

>>380312

Kiki is on the permanent allowed list.

>>380303

I like the design though. I think I know what's with the Moto Nexus 6. I prolly am biased with the Super AMOLED screen.

>>380311

if you're a good boy

>>380313

You won't threaten to beat me up right?

>>380314

Still, I'll let you know how it goes after actually using one, it says it's loaded to the delivery van

>>380315

Im always a good boy.

>>380316

I would enver to a fellow Kiki lover. except QG. Race war now

>Girl comes up to you in newsagency K

>Says this

wut do

M'ladies

>>380320

hay Emay

>>380320

Hi.

>>380319

okay, but she does. wut do?

>>380323

I-i don't know what you're talking about.

>>380324

you know, people bully you over it because you keep trying to deny it

just b urself, brah

>>380325

I'm a happy little pedo\

>>380316

Aight.

>>380320

Hello.

>>380326

Reminds me of the song about teapots tbh

>>380328

Im not short and stout. But tip me over and pour me out.

>>380329

wew, you could make a pretty lewd song about kids with those lyrics

>Ausfailia

My only beef with tepanyaki buffet is that I finish the food on my plate waaaay faster than the chef in front of me "playing" with my food. He's putting the people beside me in danger of being eaten alive.

>>380331

Not bad, but still a ways to go

>>380332

You're supposed to spend time watching him make the stuff I think.

>>380335

But, I'm hungry… was. I can't eat anymore.

>>380336

Hello. Nah. I just bring them home and love them.

Sup guys~

>>380337

It seems rude to ignore the guy as he prepares your food

>>380317

Lmao. would join

>>380338

Hello.

>>380341

Hey Jo~

>tfw still only french molly moon so can't watch more raffey being the cutest

>It's a "dead or quiet?" episode

>>380343

You scared everyone off

>>380344

Said the bully

>>380345

Everyone loves me. I don't know what you're talking about.

>>380346

I don't love you

Question for my white friends. Are you planning to kill me too? Can I join your side?

>>380346

I know what he's on about…

>>380347

Yes you do :3

>>380349

Stop siding with the enemy.

>>380346

You never answered this btw

>>380350

Those new drugs seem to have helped your confidence

Or help you ignore things

>>380352

I had an awesome answer for that. I'll try to write it again but I'll take a shower first. brb

>>380354

>naturally

>>380352

Women are a depreciative asset. They don't get more beautiful as time passes and much of their "value" is tied with how beautiful they are. Knowing that they peak around 20-30 and then start depreciating at a exponential rate it makes no sense to keep invested in someone past their 20-30 because they already peaked in value. To make matters worse there is always entrance in the market for new and up-coming girls.

The smart waifuist should then change his investments when a girl gets around that age and reallocate them into a new and young waifu.

>>380358

Too much heresy for me, a true husbando stays with his waifu forever

>>380359

>staying with an asset that has LITERALLY no value

This is why so many people are poor.

>>380358

At least you're honest about how you feel

>>380360

Maybe other people value things differently than you do

>>380360

>>380358

I thought Elliot Rogers was dead

>>380361

>>380358

>peak around 20-30

lol, nevermind

>>380361

I'm actually more of a romantic stay together till you're both super old but was analyzing from an economic viewpoint.

I basically copied an e-mail that a JP Morgan executive, think it was the CEO, sent to a girl that asked him what she needed to marry a rich guy

>>380362

And that's fine but they are virtually wrong as you don't really know shit about your waifu aside from what she wants you to know as being truthful.

>>380363

He is.

>implying I said women are worthless

>>380338

Hello.

>>380339

I was staring impatiently.

>>380365

You don't know what I know, Mr cool pessimist

>>380366

It doesn't take THAT long.

Last time I had teppanyaki the salmon was really good.

Holy fucking shit finally.

>>380369

Cheers

Hi

>>380369

thats a lot of badges

>>380368

I eat fast and he wasn't as fast, I guess. Overall, I enjoyed.

>>380369

Yay! Now, restore mine. :P

>>380372

I'm one off top rank now. I'll hit Global Elite in a few matches I think.

>>380372

WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?!? I mean… hi.

>>380371

I do my best to please :3

>>380372

Oi there mate

>>380374

How many hours has that taken?

Sadly, we didn't watch Spectre. It's a good thing I watched a camera copy already. Though, I just got home and The Empire Strikes Back is showing. Awesome!

>>380378

>853 hours on main

Probably around 200 were spent surfing/bhoping though. So It's hard to say how many hours I guess.

I have a smurf but I just fuck around on it.

>>380372

>>380374

wow thats impressive. Professional career inc?

>>380375

Hey Jojo ♥

We still need to play Total War sometime!

How are you doing?

>>380376

I DO! I MSGED YOU ON SKYPE BUT YOU DIDNT REPLY!!

>>380377

heya ♥

Good night last night?

>>380382

I've played against a few professionals in the aus scene and I can't say they're that crash hot. But I don't think i'm anywhere near good enough to play at the levels all the pros do.

>>380380

And I thought I was a loser for having 12 days on Borderlands

>>380382

That's odd. I've nothing.

>>380382

Yeah we do.

Not much, Fallout and other stuff. You?

>>380384

You'd hate to know my /gameplay on wow then.

>>380381

Hey cutie, thanks for the Kendall kiss

How are you?

>>380383

Cool you can play against them on ladder. Maybe you'll get an offer from a semi-pro team :)

>>380384

>12 days

So casual. I have 120 days played on WoW

>>380386

Is it good? I might get it but ill wait till the hype dies down and it gets cheaper, im in no rush.

I'm pretty good though thanks, our kitchen is finally finished so halls are getting better

>>380382

I expected it to be good but it turned out to be much better than i could've possibly imagined

>>380387

Why would I?

It's not my time

Hahaha. My phone was getting hot so I dunked it in a glass of water for about a second then chickened out.

>>380388

I don't know I don't think i'm good enough or dedicated enough to that.

>>380390

Without being sure how much my /afk time was. I'd rather not say. I'm trying to sell my account atm to a site for around $1500.

Put it this way, a lot of time spent. I raided hardore for multiple years and was in the top Oceanic guild for a couple of years.

>>380394

Night night Jo ♥

>>380394

Good night, Joseph.

>>380392

Cool

Didn't you say you don't have a drivers license?

>>380394

Night ♥

>>380388

not too bad, should be asleep by now though

how are you?

>>380399

well I'm still loling @ your priorities

>>380397

>>380399

its empy, he can't drive because he's never under the legal blood alcohol limit

>>380402

hehe

>>380405

I wasn't really comparing it directly

And BL has a BILLION GUNS

Gotta get that 6 shot l68 scoped savage unforgiven

>>380405

k we get it, your a nerd

>>380388

3000 hours? I think i have 1k hours in a few games, a lot of that is afk though

>>380406

I misunderstood you then.

I don't have a clue about borderlands so I can't comment on that sorry. The difference in my ability from when i started cs to now is insane.

>>380407

>says the person with nearly double dota 2 hours and less achievements ;^)

Last i recall my wow /playtime as approaching 365days. A fair portion of it afking but No idea.

I had like 280 days on a single character I think. Raiding hardcore, 4 days a week for 6-8 hours each night adds up plus times outside of raiding.

>>380406

it doesn't really count when they're just variations. borderlands has like 10 guns doesn't it?

>>380408

>achievements

i don't think dota even has any

>>380411

if yo want a more accurate measurement you should go by games played

>>380408

It's an fps but with randomly generated gear and some character building.

>>380409

>Less than a year playtime on his main

CASUAL DETECTED

>>380413

I thought the guns stats were just randomly generated within certain limits. I tried playing it but got a bit bored by myself.

>>380412

That's not accurate at all. You can have people who can play thousands of games of dota and still be absolute trash. Same in cs and any online game.

>>380414

It was approaching over 320days amybe. I was scared to hit 365 days on it since just that number was scary. I loved playing wow though. I wish I could go back to playing it with my guild.

>>380400

Its Saturday, you can stay up

I'm pretty good atm thanks

>>380407

Yeah, but I've been play for like 7 years so its pretty spread out

>>380415

Kind of.

The guns generate with different parts that influence their stats.

They also have base levels, and high level enemies drop high level stuff.

>>380418

I don't know, i feel like i've spent more time on that game than you

Does anyone on EUW want to play aram with me on league of shitlends?

>>380421

Used to be ashes of al'ar but the firehawks that came with cataclysm are just a better version of it so those ones are my favorites.

Notable mention to the piloted sky golem.

I started playing in vanilla, about 5 months before TBC launched

>>380421

I like the Mammoth mounts the best for ground.

Flying probably Bronze Drake, its not very rare but its the first mount I got where I was like damn this is cool so its special

>>380423

>Bronze drake

I-I will respect your opinion !!

>>380424

>Sky Golem

I'm more of a dragonslayer than i am a minigame player but i did both.

Notable achievement mounts, i've got a few from pvp seasons and all the ones you can obtain from the meta achievements + ahead of the curve mounts.

I have the cutting edge one for the siege of orgrimmar but i don't think i'll be able to get the one from hellfire citadel.

Oh wait there's still a year before legion comes out, sure i'll have time :^)

>>380425

>>380426

I expaliend why I like it, more nostalgia

Sky golem is awesome though

What's your favorite condiment /waifuist/ ?

>>380430

Ever try mixing cocoa power and a little cinnamon into your mayonnaise?

It's a sensory overload.

>>380430

Does this count? Can't say I've a fav though.

>>380432

Good morning.

>>380430

Ketchup.

>>380431

D-Do you mean actually eating just mayonese with a spoon??

>>380432

I really dislike cinnamon so i can't say i have

>>380433

Of course it counts, i'm a fan of tabasco sauce too.

>>380435

:^)

>>380436

How else would you have it..?

>>380436

I don't have one tbh.

Maybe salt.

>>380436

Look at the pic though. The pepper sauce is the normal one.

>>380437

Japanese.

Why does Windows need to take hours to update (not including the hours it takes to just download the update)? -_-

>>380437

You could try to, you know, put some on your food.

>>380438

Are you Salty?

>>380442

I'm preeeeeeeeeetty sure it's a condiment. As in something that goes along with actual food

>>380441

Sweet like a candy kiss

>>380444

K's right.

Do you not eat mayonnaise straight out of the jar?

>>380443

Yellow.

>>380447

HER HAIR'S DOWN!

>>380446

Savage

>>380447

If i go a bit overboard and put too much of it on my food it tastes awful.

If i ate it by the spoonful i'm pretty sure i would start throwing up in no time

>>380448

green

>>380448

y-yes

>>380449

Damn, you have weird tastebuds. I love eating eating out of the jar, maybe you should try it sometime? Maybe it's the additional food the is ruining the taste of the mayonnaise

>>380451

If i ever feel like wasting a ton of mayo i promise i'll do it

>>380453

You posted that yesterday..

>>380455

I know.

>>380453

Nice

>>380458

Pretty cute, huh?

Good night.

>>380260

I see you, K!

Also, can anybody ID the card-crusher in this pic?

>>380464

good night ♥

>>380465

hey buddy

No idea who he is but he's awfully dressed. The T-shirt suit combo is horrendous

>>380459

I don't think so. She just doesn't smile much.

>>380469

hey ♥

Stay out of my dreams, you damn hussy.

>>380471

Y-You've been having dreams about underaged girls?

>tfw Lexee texts you a long racist rant

>>380471

You've been Chloe dreaming ? :o

>>380473

>tfw they dont invite you to facetime

>>380472

Yes, of this one in particular. That webm of her twerking influenced my dream more than a bit. Are you the dream police now, drip?

>>380473

That Paris attack really impacted her. I think we should all be allowed a day to rant in remembrance of the people who died.

>>380474

No, that's Jordyn. I'd never call Chloe a hussy.

>>380475

Hate speech is no longer free speech.

>>380475

Hardly, i was just curious.

Didn't know you were into banjis

I'd be careful though, you never know when the dream police will strike

>>380475

Oh my bad, i didnt look close enough.

What was the dream?

Damned LGs and their futuristic camouflage.

>>380475

Come to the darkside Jet! We have milk and cookies and JJ twerking over here!

Hey guys, stay awesome, see ya soon

>>380476

The healing process has begun.

>>380477

#Notallmuslims

>>380478

I like Chloe and Lexee. Not that interested in any others.

>>380479

I was trying to sleep and she kept twerking and grinding all over my face in a pair of plain black panties.

>>380480

I'm imagining the banjis in SEAL training now and it's pretty funny.

>>380483

I'd be so fucking mad if I was the president of a country and people from a different region came to genocide my countrymen for no reason whatsoever. Hollande doesn't seem to care too much.

>>380484

Camren could be their instructor.

I don't know how well the girls would do with the 'drown-proofing' part of the class.

>>380484

It's awful. I'm a bit worried myself, because thousands of Syrian refugees are being flown into New Orleans right now and at least one of the Paris attackers was a confirmed refugee.

http://www.fox8live.com/story/30428985/syrian-refugees-beginning-to-arrive-in-new-orleans

My city is also one of my many hotspots where these people will be settled.

>>380482

She looks kinda mad there

>>380483

t-that sounds very hot inappropriate

>>380486

Its scary being in London now

Gatwick Airport was evacuated and bomb squad called today

>>380486

I thought the US wasn't going to get any refugees

>>380487

I-I kinda just wanted to sleep, though it was hot. This is the second dream I've had where I've tried to dismiss her advances.

Slutty Jordyn stay way.

>>380488

We're getting like a million, bro.

>>380483

Someone should start a #300millionMuslims hashtag to be more specific about #NotAllMuslims.

>>380486

Trudeau wants to bring in 25,000. I don't think my irrelevant part of the country is at much risk but Ontario is gonna be flooded. Although maybe the screening process is better for letting people onto boats over here compared to in Europe where basically anyone who can walk across the border is let in.

>>380490

Obviously it's not gonna be as easy. I remember a Swedish story from a few weeks ago where they found a large weapon cache stored with the refugees.

>>380489

Oh boy, ~hugs~

>>380492

Does Portugal into refugees? Or even European issues at all? I never really hear Portugal or Spain really referenced at all in relation to European stuff in the news usually it's all France and Germany and Poland and Sweden and Switzerland and all those middle Europe places.

>>380495

We'll be getting about 1.5k of them.

Idk about Spain but the reason we don't get mentioned in any news is because we're a small country and no one gives 2 shits about us.

And the reason you don't hear us mentioned in any European news or important events is pretty much the same.

We're too small and too busy dealing with our own shit for anyone to notice us

>>380492

>>380489

Why would you dismiss her? :o

Slutty Jordyn just wants to show you a good time

>>380493

Whats up with you?

>>380470

Hi

>>380499

Hows it going?

>>380496

Portugal seems nice I like living places where no-one wants to bother you.

>>380470

>>380499

Hi!

>>380500

Alright, at my mates, gonna go out in the rain drinking, you?

>>380501

Hey

>>380497

<3

great lily btw

>>380501

Then this would be a great place for you, we just mind our own business and try to get by as comfy as possible.

>>380498

Fallout 4

>>380498

I dunno. I guess I really don't like her, but some of the sluttier outfits I've seen her in are peaking my interest.

I hope this is a recurring series of dreams where I eventually give in.

>>380502

Has that exam happened yet, mate?

Same here but I am gonna buy molly and smoke hash too. Also I won't be outside it's fucking raining

>>380501

Hey :) ♥

Enjoying your Saturday?

>>380502

Posting from phone? You have pictures on there?

Enjoy!

I'm not doing much, playing some games with friends on Skype.

>>380507

Pree gud is England okay?

I know that feel, Joey.