/waifuist/ - Waifuist

>>380810

Hullo deevee!

>>380809

What services do you feel she would be most apt to perform?

>>380806

Isn't it super progressive? :^)

>>380816

why does it always rotate even thought its in its proper orientation?

H y p e

Rousey is about to get the shit knocked out of her.

>>380822

In the instagram url, if you delete the 750x750 part, you can get it in slightly higher resolution.

>>380823

Watching now I dunno bruh.

Calling under forty seconds.

Ronda wants to eat her alive notouch gloves.

>>380818

Hello.

>>380824

Did you see that Chloe was having dinner with some non-lexee girl?

I guess Chloe believes that eatin' ain't cheatin'

RONDA GEETING BTFO

>>380826

Ronda munching on those fists like she's starving lol

ROCKED

>>380832

Ronda stood no chance against Holly's boxing background.

>>380833

Damn. What an upset!

Presented by #TombRaider

>>380833

Yeah she got fucked in standup and then even got taken down even though Holly backed off after. Ronda literally knocked herself over just by Holly ducking a punch once.

That replay on the head-kick looked like she almost knocked her head offf.

>>380835

>>380834

Ronda is a 1 round wonder. She had nothing at all after the first 2minutes even. No energy or anything.

>>380828

I wonder if she brought out all the techniques that Lexee taught her.

>>380836

Are we supposed to spoil there or what's the deal?

Rematch when?

>>380838

Was about to post that from /sp/ thread, delish.

>>380836

Yeah she tanked after the first few minutes and was visibly frustrated that the match was still going on.

>>380840

It was no wonder she lost after that.

>>380841

She looks to have gone limp in the webm. Im thinking she did.

Close match: Golden State won. That was a good game!

>>380841

Totally she didn't even respond to the hammerfists to the face.

>>380844

The last minute bet before the match paid off well I think then.

>literally plastic prop gun that doesn't even have a hole for the simu-barrel

>no trigger discipline

dat dirty Chloë tho

>>380845

Good jaerb. I didn't even think she was gonna take it despite everything Ronda always demolishes every new fighter that people say "This time FOR SURE she's gonna beat Ronda! This one's the one!" Now there's gonna be a new reign, Holly just beat the most dominant sports contender on the planet and made it look easy, how is anyone else gonna step to her?

>>380847

Unless rousey works on her boxing/martial arts I don't think she could compete.

Holly was too good at stopping the takedowns. person to beat holly will have to be a damn good boxer.

moar 5th Wave Chloë's from /cel/bro

>>380848

Maybe Lousy Rousey will get in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and train like crazy now that she actually has a challenger. Wonder how much being the undisputed and pretty much entirely unchallenged champ went to her head when training.

If anything someone needs to get past her takedown defense because contending with her on her feet is basically how Ronda got blasted, and I think it's the same reason Holly made sure to keep things off the ground. She narrowly escaped being submitted I think twice, and when she took Ronda down she basically just backed off and stood it back up, she's definitely not as confident in her groundwork. But she definitely also got in Ronda's head and made her play the Holly game by staying on their feet, Ronda wasn't even going to a lot of takedowns it seemed like she was stubbornly just trying to outbox Holly as part of her growing frustration with not having won already.

Either somebody fucked with the title of this download or Evangelion is now live-action….

>>380850

I agree. If they can get past her defence then holly will lose. But on her feet it seems that she's an amazing boxer/kickboxer.

Have any karate masters been UFC champ? I was always taught from a young age that that was the ultimate form of combat.

>>380854

From my slim knowledge. Aren't all the male UFC fighters at least trained in several martial arts. Muay thai and taekwondo?

Even if this is a FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY/YA novel adaptation movie I think I'm gonna like it for the Chloë especially even though she kisses a hunky guy in it.

>>380852

For defs it'll be interesting to see if anyone else comes up to challenge her or if this becomes a back and forth between Ronda and Holly now.

>>380854

Most of them have karate striking training as part of mixed martial arts usually. Though they're probably not as good as the kid on the playground who always said, "Back off! I know karate I'm a black belt!"

I just meant like someone who only specialized in Karate their whole life. Like my sister's former instructor Wong Seng Hun.

>>380857

I don't think it's been around long enough for someone to do that. Perhaps Bruce lee might've stood a chance in a featherweight division?

Speaking of which…

>>380857

I think Joe Rogan started karate when he was like fifteen and still fights MMA occasionally for fun but doesn't fight professionally anymore since he's like fifty.

Google tells me Lyoto Machida is the most prominent karate master to be a UFC fighter.

>>380859

That outfit reminds me of the set that this was taken from.

>>380861

I can see it. And you just reminded me that Chloë is in fact not in Star Wars still. What up with that, Disney? Were all my strongly worded e-mails not clear to you?

>>380862

Disney Channel showed The Empire Strikes Back last night.

>>380863

Probably never gonna show Return of the Jedi because slave Leia is now bad if rumours are to be believed.

Good night

>>380865

gnight

>>380865

Night.

she probably thought it was cute/funny

>>380872

Hey.

>>380873

Hello

Slept on the floor this morning, was cold and uncomfortable

>>380872

>>380872

I was asking you earlier, have you taken your exam yet? I dunno if you answered, because the thread got fucked and replies never loaded.

>>380874

Were you hugging a 6P?

>tfw no triplet slavic sisterwives

>>380876

:3

>>380877

>Unfortunately, I failed, got 62%, the resit is next month

>>380878

I wish, it's gonna be Monday

>>380881

wow, what's a pass then?

>>380881

Damn. Maybe next time if it's what you really think you're meant to do.

>>380882

75%, I it's not for my degree though

>>380883

Im still enjoying it

Only 30% pass rate

>>380881

:|

>>380885

Pls don't beat me up

>>380886

I won't. For now

>>380881

Nice. Everyone's getting phones all of a sudden.

>>380887

Good means I can prepare

>>380888

The most wonderful time of year

:3

>>380888

And, it's not even Christmas yet.

>>380884

Good. See, things are gonna work out for you.

>>380891

Indeed, not long now though

>>380892

Hope so.

What's happening with you now

>>380893

Going to sleep… Was gonna go back and apply at a restaurant I used to work at, but they probably won't be hiring til spring, I heard. We'll see.

Goodnight.

>>380895

Night Jethro ♥

>tfw sexy irish fallout waifu

>>380895

night night jethlewd

>>380897

But she doesn't like it when you are nice to people :(.

>>380898

people suck anyway

wouldn't you be mean to people if it made sabs happy?

>>380899

Well Sabrina isn't a mean to people so..

Her vest reminds me of the warriors.

>>380895

Good night.

Goodnight.♥

Morning coffee ♥

>>380903

Good night ♥

>>380904

Good morning.

Thoughts on >>380890 ?

>>380903

Good night.

>>380904

Hey, Deazy.

>>380904

Good morning ~~

>>380905

Pretty amusing. I remember Ukrainian soldiers were signing there shells and posting them to reddit and people were getting mad lol

>>380906

>>380907

Morning guys, how are you today?

>>380908

But Ukraine are the bad guys.

>>380909

No

>>380910

Yes

>>380911

>Fighting for democracy against an invading dictatorship makes you the bad guy

>>380912

>denying a people group's right to self determination makes you a good guy

I bet you supported Argentina in the Falklands.

>>380913

I support self determination via peaceful means, but the Russian-Ukrainian cause is just an excuse for Putin to land grab.

>>380914

>I support self determination via peaceful means, but the Irish-NorthernIrish cause is just an excuse for Thatcher to land grab.

>>I support self determination via peaceful means, but the Falklands cause is just an excuse for Thatcher to land grab.

It's funny you mentioned democracy.

Seeing as some people in Ukraine overthrew a DEMOCRATICALLY elected leader, installed a puppet leader and along with the puppet masters won't recognize the results of a DEMOCRATIC election.

>>380915

Both of those examples are poor because the Northern Irish wanted self determination against the majority Catholic Irish and the people of Falklands voted to remain part of the UK and Thatcher was defending the Island against Argentinian aggression

Whilst Yanukovych was democratically elected he was overthrown for doing a U-turn on EU integration policy which was due to outside pressure from Moscow, so it can be justified.

As for not recognising an election in the Donetsk region, the people there have no legal right to seceded and call an election

>>380916

The situation in Ireland was/is exactly 100% the same as the situation in Eastern Ukraine.

The minority protestant (ethnic Russians) wanted to be British (Russian) but Ireland (Ukraine) wouldn't let them so Britain (Russia) intervened.

Say what you want, but the situation is exactly the fucking same.

>the people there have no legal right to seceded and call an election

Lmao.

I'm sure the Americans had a legal right when they declared independence, right?

>not supporting the IRA

>>380918

>>380908

I'm fine today… apparently. :)

Butt

>>380921

Hi.

>>380917

But the religous differences between the people of Ireland was an issue for decades before the partition. I dont think its a very good comparison.

No and a war was fought because of it…

I dont see your point.

>>380919

>mfw britscum

>>380922

Hello. How are you rich guy?

>>380920

Good good

>>380921

Butt!

>>380926

post kendall butt pls

you too slava

>>380923

So take religion out of the equation.

The Northern Irish (ethnic Russians) want to be part of the United Kingdom (Russia). The Republicans (Ukraine) want a whole Ireland (Ukraine).

It is the same.

The point is it's not often that people get the chance to declare independence without bloodshed.

Wait. ChloeE is vegan?

>>380926

Butts?

>>380929

she is best banji after all

>>380930

Why you do you become American??

>>380927

Cutest butt :3

>>380928

But my point is they wouldn't bother with it, if they weren't being encouraged by Moscow

>>380929

Butts!

She is, I knew she'd spent too much time talking to Pratai

>>380925

Eh…. Well: >>380920

I went took a long nap right after dinner cause I was full then took a nice somewhat cold shower like a pig. Haha.

>>380930

He beat me to it: >>380931

Also, hey, Emps!

>>380932

You mean they wouldn't really have a fighting chance? Ok? I don't see the problem.

We were right to intervene in Ireland. Russia is right to intervene in Ukraine.

Besides, the Novorussians have God on their side.

>>380933

Hello

>>380930

>watching the vlog

>she is talking about how the drink she ordered is vegan and whatnot

>goes to a steakhouse with her parents

>eats salmon

She really is best banji.

>>380932

No butt. :(

>>380933

Noice. What are your plans for the day?

>>380931

jealous?

>>380932

hmm close

>>380936

she's young and kind of dumb

>>380934

They are being influenced by Moscow for Putins gain.

Ireland was part of the United Kingdom which is why we were involved in the situation. Ukraine has been independent from Russia since 1991

We can just agree to disagree. I do respect the right of the Ukrainians to have this dispute, I just think they are getting played by Putin for his gain

>>380936

It may be small but its sexy!

>>380937

Y-yes ;-;

>>380937

It seems she tried different kind of dishes and fishes but try to stay vegan most of the time.

I think that's an actually very good way to go about veganism. She is young so she is tasting everything and when she is older she can definitely decide is she wants to go strict vegan or some other mild form of it.

>>380938

Sexy butt?

>>380938

>They are being influenced by Moscow for Putins gain.

What does that even mean? Can you prove it?

The whole of Ireland used to be part of the United Kingdom. The whole of Ukraine used to be part of Russia.

The situation really is identical, I don't see why you keep trying to fight it.

I think you maybe have listened to too much media/your politics classes and have accepted Putin as the boogeyman.

>>380939

if you become my wife maybe i can get you a greencard

>>380941

putin is the bogeyman

>>380940

Yes! Just look at it, you can tell she knows how to use it

>>380941

Russias military interventions in recent years are used to sure up Putins support in Russia which is taking a hit due to poor economic performance. Also, Crimea was a strategic asset due to its port.

I explained why I think its different due to the length of time between being independent and then the intervention. Ireland had 2 troubled years of independence when the UK intervened. Whereas Ukraine has been an established state for more than 20 years

I think you maybe have listened to too much /pol/ and have accepted Putin as the saviour of defenceless Russia

>>380943

Useful butt!

>>380943

You're just a very cynical person.

>tfw Deazy hates these angels

>>380946

>>380944

The best kind

>>380945

I think my degree has slowly made me more and more cynical about world politics

>>380945

what do you like about putin, i don't think I've asked

i suppose you identify with his nationalism

>>380908

Late reply

I've been getting my will broken by Dark Souls.

How about you?

>>380950

the first one? what's your guy?

>>380948

What about other body parts?

>>380950

Nice semen demon pic.

>>380951

My bad, Dark Souls 2.

Started playing it today, i made a bandit because i figured if going melee didn't work out i could always shoot people with my bow.

Ha. Ha. Ha. How wrong i was.

Do you play it too?

>>380952

I aim to please :3

>>380953

I've played both many many hours

I've never tried using bows/crossbows except for a couple times when i wanted to pick off someone. my favorite way to play is two handing giant swords

>>380947

Thank you. I've never perved on a Russian before. :3

>>380954

LOL at the Dad's look.

>>380955

She's pure!

>>380957

Don't worry. I'm not trying to say otherwise. I can't forget that the only time (I think) I tried ice skating, I couldn't let go of the side railings.

>>380957

how do you know?

>>380954

D-Do you recommend a 2H playthrough for a newbie?

Does it even matter what i play? or do i just need to git gud

>>380959

You truly know someone's innocence when performing a scrape.

☺ hi good morning everyone ☺

>>380962

Hello: >>380888

>>380950

Better late than never :)

I have that game and its on my too play list

I'm good, just chilling playing heathstone and league with some friends

>>380952

Her face is 10/10

>>380962

Good morning Smiley ♥

>>380961

Is that some ice skating thing?

K are you here?

>>380965

She's so cute in that episode, really meaty.

>>380966

I know you saw it.

>>380962

Morning! ♥

How are you doing?

>>380960

i like it, staggering enemies is really effective. i find dex weapons difficult because they can still hit you back. you can go backstabbing but that doesnt work against 50% of enemies anyway.

just try a bit of everything and see what you like, bandit can do anything non magic pretty well.

>>380967

o h a y o

>>380963

such tiny little feet :3

>>380965

how have you been? is that Kathryn Newton you posted up above?

>>380972

Yeah. They're almost as big as the service girl's hands.

>>380969

pretty good but tired. going to watch football all day with my father probably.

should be getting my money in a week or two and then will be moving somewhere.

♥ hope you are doing well ♥

>>380968

The vid of her routine?

I don't remember many specifics

>>380972

Just the usual, trying to take it easy ~~

And yes, that is Kathryn :3

>Model explains how the Earth stole the Moon’s lighter elements

Every fucking time I read a title like this I expect a video of cara or barbara explaining it to me.

>>380971

Check it :D

>>380974

Oh cool, who's playing?

Awesome, keep me updated. You got a solid plan of where yet?

>>380978

Fuark. You're diana main now then ey??

>not ranked you suck!

>>380975

I meant "scrape". Haha. Never mind.

>>380977

Good morning.

>>380978

You must suck at sucking.

>>380977

>models

>being smart

kek

>>380978

>me

>solid plan

lol no. not really sure yet. i might get a passport and travel somewhere for a few weeks before i settle down some where.

>>380981

Yeah I've realized that doesn't happen.

>>380980

What is a scrape?

>>380984

hey how are you? ☺

>>380977

school would be more fun if my lectures were given by models

>>380979

3 games 3 wins so far, I only just got her.

Playing normals with friends!

>>380980

Ayy

>>380982

You don't have a passport?

Any places you want to go?

>>380985

N-nothing good.

>>380987

You'd learn even less then.

>>380988

Maybe it's a sign?

>>380988

too many places to list.

have never really travelled outside the U.S. before.

HOW IS THIS GIRL ONLY 15

>>380989

Is it good enough to keep annoyingly leading me on?

>>380991

I hear Norway is nice

>>380991

She's just ahead of the game.

>>380986

I'm fine. Trying to into painting.

>>380987

Models? I'd have expected you to prefer prostitutes tbh.

>>380992

No. You just have to remove "sc".

>>380990

yeah. I got Yasuo too and im really enjoying him

>>380991

Oh you definitely should then. I want to go travelling after my degree, maybe we could go together :)

>>380997

So i'll expect diamond next season?

>>380996

>>380998

Gotta get plat 1st!

>>381000

That won't matter once you reach diamond.

>>381002

For me it's the banjis tbh.

>>381003

>>380997

would love to meet up for a pint with you! :)

there is a pretty good possibility i might visit the UK in the Spring i will let you know!! ♥

>>381003

>tfw no banji gf

>>381005

Sounds cool :)

>>381006

Yes :3

>>381009

Your heart would've been broken.

Facebook is getting ridiculous

People are now covering the profile picture with Middle East flags in protest to the French flag feature

>>381010

Yes :(

>>381011

lol, I did see that. How else would they signal that they're good goyim people?

>>381011

I haven't seen any of that, on my feed everyone's talking about the fact that one of the terrorists was portuguese.

>>381014

That means you must be a terrorist too.

I've got my eye on you M.

>>381011

i would unfriend anyone on my feed who does that, but i spend about 10 minutes a week on FB so i don't notice much of what people post.

>>381015

Go to sleep young man, it's past your bed time.

>>381013

How to be an edgy progressive 101

>>381014

Surprising, a few of them are from Belgium I read

First British victim identified unfortunately. Also all the papers are reporting that SAS have been deployed to the streets of London

>>381018

B-but dad

>>381017

Good night.

>>381022

All i saw was bane in that picture too.

>>381023

Goodnight dvt

>>381017

I hardly use it too, but lots of activity right now.

Everyone fancies themselves an International Relations expert right now lol

>>381022

lol

>>381023

good night ♥

>>381025

You're no exception

>>381019

Edgy and progressive is pretty contradictory to begin with, it's like being solid jelly

>>381021

No excuses. You have to be up bright and early.

>>381023

See ya

>>381027

It already is bright and early ;-;

>>381022

LOL

>>381025

imo Islam has proven too dangerous to be allowed to continue. it is a failed ideology that needs to be put to an end.

>>381019

Are they rushin' in, or are they goin' sneaky peaky like?

Stop lying Jordyn.

You didn't go from best Chloe to Joey King in the last 6 months.

>>381028

I'VE FAILED AS A PARENT

>>381026

I have more knowledge than most, but I also know when to withhold voicing my opinion on complex issues

>>381027

Its what happens when you go to far to the extreme. When people are so desperate to show how progressive and caring they are they dismiss anyone mourning Paris attacks

>>381029

Agreed but "dats racist" mob will get you

>>381030

Sneaky ofc

In reality they have no idea, SAS deployments are not made public. But police presence is pretty beefed up atm

>>381015

>>381016

I-I'm innocent

>>381019

Oh wow they've deployed SAS troops? That's pretty scary :/

>>381029

You should travel to Syria and let em know that

>>381036

i really don't see how islam has ANY supporters at this point outside of their own fucked up "religion"

i don't know much about British politics but are you guys going to elect Nigel Farage as PM or is he not in the running?

>>381036

>SAS in streets

>>381036

What would you do if you were hollande?

>>381034

At least your child's hands are normal size. Imagine Chloe's clay handprint that you do in kinder.

>>381037

Potentially. Armed police and Mi5 are out and about atm. Our terror level wasn't raised but it was already on Severe lol

>>381039

I'm as bemused as you, but the whole left wing progressive people will defend it to the death and scream and shout for us not to offend moderate Muslims….

Even though these moderate's still believe in Sharia law and all that crap

We dont elect the PM directly, he ran for a seat in the election this year but didnt get it. He's currently leading the Leave EU campaign because we are having a referendum on it next year and its one of his central issues

>>381040

lmao that guy, what was he talking about?

We used to not have armed police apart from when they were called out in an firearms emergency. Now they patrol train stations and airports

>>381041

Push for NATO/UN action in Syria

>>381042

Yeah, but you're also autistic. I should have aborted

>>381043

when i hear him speak i think "this man is your friend" i love the guy. wish we had someone like him over here.

>>381038

you'd like that wouldn't you? :P

>>381044

TOo late dad. You have to luve me. Also we're going to a star trek convention next month together. We have to dress up.

>>381043

It's Alex Jones, he's probably talking about Obama's NWO reptilian Illuminati conspiracy.

>>381046

O-okay son

Do you actually like star trek?

>>381043

>send in the americans

B-but more war will just result in more bitter refugees pouring into europe.

>>381045

I'd be rooting for you

>>381047

It's like you don't even pay attention to me dad.

not at all

>>381046

>me on the left

:D

>>381032

Fuck off mate, I'm the only person in the world who didn't hear "starbucks lovers" in Blank Space. Give me a source and I'll believe it.

>>381043

I think that guy is that guy. Alex Jones. I learned about him chatting with other players in Darkfall UW. He's quite the character apparently.

Fucking Alex Jones

>my employers when I asked to be payed in gold

>>381049

>not

>at

>all

>>381045

He's a pretty great guy. The fact that lefties hate him just makes it so much better

>>381047

Who is he, some radio commentator?

>>381048

They are already pouring in. At least if we can stabilise Syria the left loses its shitty excuse to let them all in

>>381049

Who is that babe

>>381051

He looks rather erratic

>>381052

Cutie on the right ^^

>>381050

I didn't know you were such a cutie smiley. More pics of you now.

>>381054

Star trek and wars are silly.

>>381057

Yeah, he's great

>>381058

>Star trek and wars are silly.

this tbh

>>381057

>not knowing nat

where have you been?

>>381056

That is your source? It's just a video uploaded by some random guy. He heard "beaky", if you look at other videos and the comments most people hear "peaky".

>>381055

They aren't supposed to be witches, they're just regular high school students.

You probably saw the halloween episode :P

>>381058

What's it like being a heretic?

>>381060

you're lucking fym isn't here

I bet he'd love fat Nat

>>381061

I'm telling you it's beaky haha. THere's even a sticker for it.

http://counterstrike.wikia.com/wiki/SAS

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/S1EpaLa_oaU/maxresdefault.jpg

>>381057

well, good luck stabilizing syria, or any middle eastern country.

>>381057

If you stabilize Syria there will be less reason for people to flee Syria.

>>381062

Feels lovely.

>>381063

Careful he might be here reading it. Don't tempt him.

>>381064

>Sneaky Beaky - British Army lingo for special operations

What the fuck?

>>381058

said the chronic mmo player

>>381067

I'll be anxiously awaiting the day you decide to become enlightened

>>381060

Idk, where is she from.

Shes very hot though

>>381065

Its a hard task, but I dont see any alternative at this point. Intervention should have happened 3 years ago

>>381066

Thats what I said

>>381068

Maybe it's an offshoot of CHEEKY BREEKY hich is russian special ops lingo

>>381069

Does that make me more right?

>>381068

It's just meant to be sort of funny i guess too.

>>381071

She's in gotham. The opposing character to Camcam.

>>381071

No you made the claim that people would be less willing to accept the same amount of refugees, not that the number of people who would be seeking asylum would decrease, which would happen.

Ultimately I really don't think stabilizing the situation in Syria is a feasible idea at this point, too much damage has been done.

At best we can learn from our mistakes.

>>381075

There are probably less psychopathic answers to this.

>>381073

Gotham might be getting tolerable? When i watched it last season Cam wasn't even in most episodes.

I actually don't think i could bring myself to watch again but Nat is so gorgeous.

>>381076

wtf that's not the pic I posted

>>381076

Obviously. It'd solve the problem in one foul swoop though ^.^

>>381077

I haven't even watched it yet. Im waiting to here about there being loads of camcam

>>381073

No

It weighs heavily against your judgement of what is and isn't silly

>>381073

Shes stunning

>>381074

It was easily inferred from what I said, are you trying to troll?

I kind of agree, we should have done something earlier. But we cant just leave it to fester or they spread their propaganda and bomb more places

>>381073

Everyone told me it was "sneaky peaky". I don't even know why I listen to people anymore.

>>381077

What do you dislike about it?

IMO, they have this great gothic atmosphere going for them but then they can't decide if they want to be a noir, gothic or more teen oriented show, so it ends up being a mess.

Also the writing is pure pandering.

Which i expected and can tolerate but it can get grating at times

>>381082

But it wasn't:

>They are already pouring in. At least if we can stabilise Syria the left loses its shitty excuse to let them all in

Nowhere do you mention that stabilizing Syria would give -Syrians- less reason to pour into Europe, you only said that this would result in "the left losing its shitty excuse to let them all in".

You really did not make the claim I made.

But it doesn't matter if you agree anyway.

>>381081

Sarcasm is hard to convey through text.

>>381082

She's amazing. Check out /cel/ for more of her pics. her sister is a qt too

>>381083

That's just because it makes more sense. It gets kinda stuck into your head playing too much as I have.

> Australians still up

wtf is wrong with you

>>381088

Hello friend.

>>381087

Now there's a country that should be glassed

>>381088

>triple b was australian all along

>>381090

we do the glassing m8

So I'm walking along the bank of a river and on the opposite side are all my waifus.

They tell me to swim across, but the current is moving too fast.

I try to pull this fallen tree to use as ballast, but it turn into a giant Montblanc pen and become too heavy.

I turn around all the waifus turn into a swarm of bees that starts attacking me.

What does it all mean?

>>381093

Your waifus are out to get you?? They want you to come close then sting you. It's the only answer.

>>381092

You've got nukes?

That's the first I've heard of it

>>381094

I need start listening to a metronome before falling asleep again.

That usually helps stabilize things.

>>381091

>cheapens a comic book

nigga pls

and I'm surprised that there's a 9 year old girl that you don't care for

>>381085

But that is easily inferred, not sure why you are arguing this. Clearly they are coming anyway, I disagree with them being let in but left wing guilt complex is letting them in.

>>381087

You are too casual

>>381093

The river means you're going along with the flow of life

The pen means you accept your fate

The swarm of bees means you never got over losing a spelling bee contest when you were younger

For a small fee i can read your tarot too

>>381096

You should get one of those old cuckoo clocks and take the bird thing out instead. Or maybe a grandfather clock.

>>381057

Ikr

>>381098

teach me to be cool deazy

>>381097

lmao

>>381096

repetitive boring things do help that's why i talk to k if I'm having trouble sleeping :^

>>381095

we just drop a few abos in your country, a year later your economy collapses from a lack of petrol

>>381100

Read that last sentence as "Or maybe a grandfather cock."

>>381103

Don't mind him K, he's just being a bully.

You're great to talk to :3

>>381103

^_^

>>381101

I'm so behind on waifus I dont even know her name or where shes from :S

>>381102

It'll be pretty hard, teaching someone to be as cool as me is a difficult task. I'll try my best

>>381104

Freud would have field day with you.

>>381105

I know he is. I disagree on the last statement though.

>>381102

Are you here to turn this into another /ass/ thread?

>>381105

ur the bully

>>381110

4U :3

>>381109

No, he's here to turn it into an /asshole/ thread.

>>381097

>there's a 9 year old girl that you don't care for

now lets not go that far :P

>>381111

you didn't even respond to my rant apologies if you enjoy the show i didn't intend for it to be rude