/waifuist/ - Waifuist

earmuffs doe

Better

I wrote this wall of text for you on the other thread but it failed I guess

>>382001

They both kinda have the look and they both lack the substance . I mean Ryan Gosling does not talk or act and that's pretty much what Harrison ford did in the Blade Runner but he had the gritty detective presence which made the movie and his scenes unique Ryan Gosling needs to grow a pair of balls get older and shave with a dull razor for couple of years to get that. Also that hey girl meme stare is not Blade Runner stare

also who is gonna be Rutger Hauer ???? you can replace Harrison Ford but you can't replace him

>smh tbh fam

Test

>>382018

Who's that?

>>382019

Claudia from kids react show

>>382020

Cute, thanks :3

Hey guys

>>382016

testing what?

>>382022

peypey is 1/64th Cherokee.

>>382022

Sup neighbor

>>382023

Squaw Peypey

>>382024

Hey there

>>382023

Site was fucking up.

>>382025

How's it going?

>>382027

joey is yummy doe

>>382027

It's going alright. Getting ready to watch the game tonight.

How about you?

>>382028

She's too cute :3

>>382029

Cool, I'm alright. Looking for a movie to watch. A game of what?

>>382030

Monday Night Football

>>382031

>these two in one room

Too much.

>>382032

I know right

I never thought I'd find a pic to represent us all, I was wrong.

>>382034

>>382034

It's scary how accurate that is tbh

>>382023

I look nohing like that. That guy is far more handsome.

>>382039

maybe they'll resurrect him

>>382038

Stop lying.

Well good night fellas, see ya all tomorrow

>>382042

Goodnight bro

>>382034

>>382035

lmao

>>382042

Night ♥

>>382042

bye bye

>>382046

Hey

So I'm not going to start the same conversation as yesterday, if you don't want to be friends thats up to you.

But in your last post you said why I bought it up on the board and not in private, well you deleted me right after I said this over a month ago

>>382047

if you're don't want to start the same conversation as yesterday, then don't bring it up.

>>382048

well you said in your last post we should talk about it in private but you're gonna need to re-add me

>>382049

it wouldn't let you add me on either programs?

Sup?

>>382051

Hey Pye buddy, hows it going?

>>382052

Pretty good, yourself? I'm just getting ready to watch a game with my sister.

>>382053

I'm feeling a bit better now

What game?

>>382051

eyyyy Pye

>>382054

Basketball.

>>382055

Sup?

>>382056

Live NBA?

nuposter please don't be bad

>>382058

I-i think its going to be terrible

>>382056

Not much man, watching a movie.

>>382058

>>382059

I'm predicting sub 20% on RT.

>>382057

Yep.

>>382060

Awesome, what movie?

>>382058

Can we survive the 5th minute of the movie ?

>>382062

The Usual Suspects.

>>382062

Thats cool, you live locally to a good team? Whos playing?

>>382065

Bulls. They're not very good right now.

xXx!!» Pay attention to me! «!!xXx

>>382067

No

>>382067

ATTENTION!!

>>382068

pls senpai! 'Sup?

>>382069

T-thanks! How are you today?

>>382070

Good, how are you?

>>382070

Not much man, how are ya?

>>382071

>>382072

I'm good, thanks for asking. Haven't done much today and since I spent a lot of time watching documentaries yesterday and went to sleep at like 4am and ended up waking up at 8 am for reasons, I'll probably just spend a little time here and then go to sleep.

ive gotta stop sleeping past noon >¿<

>>382073

Are you feeling ok?

What documentaries?

>>382074

You dont want to turn into K do you?!

Do you like all my new Kendall?

>>382074

Go to bed early.

>>382075

Documentaries about conspiracy theories on wealthy people such as in they controlling the world, they being lizards and what not.

Ended up watching The One Percent and Born Rich.

I'm tired but I'm feeling ok. Why do you ask?

>>382075

i like her a lot

ive usually had a pretty good sleeping schedule compared to a lot of people here

>>382076

but i don't wanna >:(

>>382079

It's your only choice. I used to sleep way passed noon too, I don't miss it one bit.

>>382078

Ah, im not a real big fan of those. I like history and nature ones

>>382079

She is the best waifu i think

As long as you dont have anything to wake up for, might as well listen to your body

Pratai is a NEET?

>>382081

But it's really fun to watch these things for laughs, deaz! Don't you like to laugh?

Oh, used to watch lots of nature and history ones but then I got bored of it.

>>382082

Everyone here is a NEET.

>>382082

Are you surprised?

who /Texans/ here?

>>382082

I thought he was an escort

>>382083

Maybe I would've assumed that on other boards, but we have lots of normies here.

>>382084

I'm not shocked, I just didn't know.

>>382083

I prefer comedies for that though

Planet Earth is amazing

See ya later ladies

>>382089

Cya ♥

>>382081

I'm a terrible procrastinator, sleeping in so much doesn't help

>>382080

I used to try get to sleep before midnight, I have trouble falling asleep unless I'm absolutely exhausted

>>382089

night night

>>382086

pls…

>thread doesn't load 40 replies until I refresh page

>>382091

Same :/

We should be study buddies tbh

Whats your rate?

>>382092

Did you see I lmaoed you

>>382078

The ones made by the Johnson kid. They were very nice. I like how they have a secrit investors club where only people with minimum 200-300 mio can enter :D No Jews No Blacks Hamptons golf clubs and how they get richer every year without doing shit and how each family made his money in 1800 without any regulation.

And that Italian / Swiss ? royalty guy was cool whose family had been rich for like past 400 years.They were almost all scum it was amazing

>>382093

That's not very nice

>>382095

Dont worry I love you

Nice spins

>>382092

it's ok no one was going to talk to you anyway

>>382093

I-I'd like that, I kind of could use the help

depends on the service

>>382098

Ok :D I will check up on how much you've done when I wake up. Set some goals!

Make me finish my essay tomorrow

I'd like you for the full night

>>382098

I really hope you die painfully one day

>>382096

Well they don't go around and say look at me I've been fucking you in the butt for the past 500 years without you noticing

This one on the other hand was getting a reality show deal or something on some US channel. The documentary was made by the Johnson&Johnson heir so they are all his friends and they were speak very openly in it that was the point. And these are like multi billion rich not just rich.

I have a webm which is over the size limit, can I scale it down somehow?

>tfw you realize you're literally your drug dealer's main source of income

>>382098

So you attend school, you're not a NEET.

>I kind of could use the help

It seems like waifuists tend to lack logical-mathematical intelligence.

>>382105

You're basically a job creator, good for you bro. Economy needs people like you.

>>382105

lol hey fym, are you friends with him?

>>382100

I'll offer you an incentive :3

first ones free ^_^

>>382103

don't post my videos! >:(

>>382101

wow, that's a little harsh

>>382106

no I'm not

math is one of my strong points actually, doing work and going to classes isn't

>>382109

That adds pressure!

Oh great

I wouldn't post those here

>>382109

It was supposed to be

>>382104

Not all of them and most of them aren't billionaires either.This was a docu about %1 of the %1 not general well to do ex noble families or shit like that.

>>382111

Don't you think if you marry ice dancing girl, you'll have to move to a much colder climate?

>>382113

But I won't be doing that, so it's not a problem

are you gentlemen excited for that new science fiction film? new british waifu added to the list

oh yeah, i found a new weekend job, so that's alright.

>>382106

this isn't true for me, i'm unusually good at math/arithmetic.

>>382108

>>382107

hey deaz and chlondike, yes. i met him at a death grips concert, he said to me that was the night his girlfriend broke up with him and he was forced back into his parents house. ever since then, he's been selling me ounces of afghani kush and super silver haze. he calls me at least once a week (sometimes more frequently, often times immediately telling me he has no money at all) asking if I want to buy some weed. sometimes i feel like i'm smoking for charity.

i may not need to rely on him for much longer since our prime minister just mandated that weed become legalized.

>>382109

>>382115

Oh.

So it's just me.

>>382114

I was gonna set you guys up

>>382115

Whats the weekend job?

>smoking for charity.

haha. Thats a strange situation, he sounds like he needs a more steady job tbh.

>weed become legalized.

I saw that dude, thats awesome!!

>>382117

just some warehouse work, i mostly just want extra money. my college stuff is so much work as it is that i wouldn't want more work, it would leave room for nothing else in life.

and yes, this is good news. it means it'll become even easier for me to loft at home in a stoned daze while watching goofy british television.

this is my other new waifu

>>382117

I don't see how, but no thanks

>>382118

Ah, you've been watching skins?

>>382119

You need better waifu fantasies. I'm often married to Kendall in my dreams

Its weird having for our children having two grandmas on her side, but its cool being brother in law with Kanye

>>382121

I thought you preferred Ariana.

>>382123

The donut thing changed my mind a bit and so shes slowly slipping down the rankings. I still think shes cute though

>>382121

I'm fine just admiring from afar.

I don't even know who Kendall is or what she's famous for tbh.

>>382124

Lol. I'm surprised it took this long.

>>382125

Shes one of the Kardashians. The famous family who have a reality tv show. They are all pretty annoying but I think Kendall is the exception

>>382126

I still like her, so dont say anything mean!

>>382126

some of us have long memories

>>382111

>tfw empy always takes things to far

;_;

Time for bed, good night ♥

>>382128

Ok.

>>382129

Ok.

>>382130

sweet dreams my love <3

>>382131

ok!

>>382130

See ya

Time for bed.

Good night.

>>382094

I always side with the super rich as I intend to become one of them some point in the future.

>siteban from shitchan and a warning for same post

>>382137

What was the post?

>>382139

He probably insulted a black man or a woman.

>>382140

Might as well shut the site down if doing that isn't allowed.

this is a favorite of my recent finds

Good morning.

>>382143

hello

>>382144

Hi.

Howdy.

>>382146

and hello to you too

>>382146

>>382143

hi

>>382139

Basically said having to spend $300 to buy a Japanese Wii U and copy of Xenoblade X to get the full game is retarded. Mods have been deleting every thread and post regarding the NoA version of the game for a couple days now. thread I was in probably had like 75-100 posts deleted.

Just another day on post-/q/ shitchan.

>>382143

Mornin' mister

>>382146

>>382148

>>382149

Heya.

>>382147

>>382148

>>382150

Hi.

>>382149

Why would mods give a damn about that?

>>382152

They've been deleting everything regarding video game censorship or cut features if it has to do with female characters for a long time. Part of the site-wide SJW modforce murder of 4chan at moot's command to make it a safespace for more users to get those site hits and advertising bucks.

>>382118

Always nice when Hannah is posted

Hey all

>>382153

Well shit.

That's a pretty specific thing to have a deletion order out on.

>>382154

Hello.

>>382154

Hey boss.

>>382154

Why is my waifu so perfect, QG?

>>382156

>>382157

;)

>>382158

Cuz her curves are very pleasing to the eyes!

>>382154

hi

>>382155

Not really. It just falls under the umbrella of "anything that offends your sjw sensibilities". That's a pretty big umbrella. Just another aspect of the site-wide effort to "clean up" 4chan that killed off actresses from /tv/ long ago.

>>382154

haldooo

>>382158

Usually it's pratai that tries to turn it into an /ass/ thread

>>382161

Good luck to them

>>382162

I'm not trying to turn it into an anything thread.

>>382158

Hello. :)

>>382159

What's that wink for???

>>382160

Hey Ste

>>382161

Heyhey

>>382164

she triggers my hand fetish there

>>382165

Cuz you didn't call me a perv :P

>>382162

can do fam

>>382167

But the wink insinuates that you are one :O

>>382166

how's it going?

>>382164

I saw her on my cereal box

>>382171

I hope you enjoyed your negro breakfast you pig

>>382169

oh….um….I….damn,,,,

>>382170

Nothing much. Just came from a busy day out. internet annoying me. Can't be bothered. But I am here now to share the love of waifu with my bros.

>>382171

>>382172

she's finally made it :3

>>382172

It was alright

How was your leftover brewing mush?

>>382174

fun day?

>>382172

Pebbles grew up good.

>>382176

It was alright. The hops was a bit strong.

>>382177

something like that. how about you?

>>382165

Hi.

>>382181

Do you think her ass has a negative mass?

>>382183

You're cheeky today

>>382180

had school today, shared a new piece of music to my professor and he loved it. Came home to a bunch of bullshit. And now Fallout 4. So meh

>>382184

Thank you. I try my worst.

>>382186

Still pretty eventful lol. I have to keep reminding myself it's Monday

>>382184

Mean Girls Christmas dance > Victorious Christmas dance

>>382185

hay mr thro

>>382186

Are you doing music in school then not just as a hobby?

>>382185

>not posting best Lily butt webm

>>382191

>"excuse me sir?"

>>382192

Oh nothing! Nothing at all!

>>382190

Hello, Canadafriend.

>>382191

Could you be more specific?

>>382189

I guess, but not even the fun eventful

>>382190

yes

>>382194

The one in the pink bikini and she is shaking it while laying down on her stomach

>>382195

Save that for the weekends! The weekdays are for serious business mister!

>>382187

What happened to textless angst posting?

>>382196

Oh, this one. I have a looping slo-motion one that I could post, but I doubt you have any interest in that.

>>382197

That takes more effort than shitposting

>>382196

I am going to a show this friday. But my work has my weekend taken up. So like Weekdays I got school and weekends I got work. I never sleep

>>382198

Plans with Lexee?

>>382200

So that must mean shitposting comes naturally

>>382199

my face every time. I am very interested. I didn't have this video or a lot of other Lilys I saved before. I thank you

>>382201

Sleep is for when you get old like me! I do wish my Fridays were free though sometimes.

>>382203

My flag gives it away.

>>382202

This girl shaking her no ass is Ava Sambora, by the way.

>>382204

I guess if your interest is that peaked, I'll have to consider.

>>382204

I just work really fucking early in the morning. Like an irrational type of early 5am sometimes 4am

>>382206

>>382202

twerking really is the devil

>>382209

You love it

>>382206

Lol poor Ava. and this is why you are a true friend. such a giving person

>>382207

you are the second person this week to mention getting up that early and god do I just cringe at the thought every single time!

>>382206

Stop bullying my waifu.

>>382211

it's meant to be crappy, it's 'ironic' or something

>>382210

there is an inverse correlation with ass speed and attractiveness

>>382212

I like mornings. Better than working late at night. That way I have the nights do to what I like

>>382214

Are you sure…? She has a strange sense of irony.

>>382205

It won't make you happy

>>382211

There we some retakes, but Taylor probably doesn't have that much stamina.

Cotton balls have so few calories.

>>382215

yeah no! maybe a more neutral time, like 9am wake up or like an 3-11 shift. this is the real best of both worlds!

>>382217

Astute observation lizbro.

>>382218

Maybe she just got lazy and wanted to play it off as ironic like potato said.

>>382208

I'll have to pay more attention to Larsen someday. Some pictures of her are stunning, but I've never saved them.

I don't know if she's a good dancer.

>>382212

Here ya go, mate. not gonna call you boss anymore because I think you get off on authority

>>382213

Some guys like a minimal ass. I don't mind it. The term no ass is a bit rude, though.

>>382221

Is negative ass so rude that it becomes a compliment because it draws people to it?

>>382221

I accept your apology.

>>382221

Thank you! I kinda do

>>382222

Come on man, go take a valium.

Even 1/4 of one should do.

>>382225

Probably should; but i'll pass. I don't have much left.

>>382219

3-11?! That's a terrible shift! The only reason I go to those shifts is because of Aja

>>382221

Larsen is pretty talented.

But when she does some of the dances wearing construction boots it looks kind of silly because her legs are so long and she doesn't get the same lift as the smaller girls.

>>382227

How so? You can wake up pretty late and you get out before the clubs, bars and stuff even start getting exciting! lol

>>382226

You don't want to go pulling the plug all at once.

Gotta take gradual steps. 3/4 today, 1/2 tomorrow, then 1/4 the next.

>white boys making R&B sex music in high pitched voices

I thought we were done with the nineties…

https://instagram.com/p/-LGgZzjnXC/

https://instagram.com/p/-LD6_bDnUc/

>>382229

but shows start at 8…

>>382230

I've not been on it long enough for withdrawals. Cold turkey is fine.

Im more so trying to savour what I have left before I can get more.

>>382222

I don't follow your line of reasoning.

>>382223

Thank you, dear.

>>382224

I knew it. If you were a humble man, like Jesus, you'd insist no one call you that.

>>382228

You can almost see all her talent through those leggings there. I'll try and give a few of her dancing videos a looksie.

>>382233

How long do you think you could go without any drugs?

>>382231

Lol, as long as Justin Timberlake exists, it will continue!

>>382232

Oh, yeah, I'm for the more later night life!

>>382234

But it is pretty nice! It was fun while it lasted I suppose!

I thought it was fat Nat for a second

>>382237

what if you do a shit ton of things during your shift and you're exhausted by the end of the night?

>>382239

Until you sell your body

And aren't black holes made of a high concentration of regular mass?

>>382240

I told you you sleep when you are my age! no excuses! You are young, you can handle it :P

>>382243

I think I'll probably die if I don't sleep. Or at least be forced to sleep by my body shutting down

>>382244

Why is that, Professor K?

>>382243

I didn't know the elderly had waifus.

>>382244

Technically?

>>382245

Lol, yes I didn't think about that. Is Aja that girl?

>>382246

Oh yes, the older the waifuist gets, the younger the waifu are

>>382248

yes

>>382249

Someones needs to change shifts then :P

>>382251

>>382250

no, I'm not saying that's my current situation. I'm just saying if that were the case, that would probably happen

>>382248

>tfw the older I've gotten the older my waifu has gotten

How do I stop it? Let me in on your worldly old-person wisdom.

>>382253

Trade up

That's what everyone seems to do

>>382248

With banjis it's on a knife's edge where things could possibly go possibly bad.

For example, Chloe was talking about her interest in boys again tonight.

This is what the Cuban Missile Crisis must have felt like.

>>382253

Lol, well there are always new cute girls popping up. Just enjoy them more! Plain and simple

>>382252

Lol I hear you. Hey it works for you. I did the 5am wake ups for like three months before I did this shift. I hated it. i was so miserable. But that is just me

>>382257

I thought hawking radiation was from particles being split by the event horizon of black holes

>>382255

Oh I know. It is rough. Don't tell Mr. Chloe about this. Chloe was the last pure hope

>>382254

Do you have any recommendations?

>>382256

>new cute girls

I enjoy Natalie Lind but she's not muh Chloë she's just pretty.

>>382257

>>382258

http://www.physicsoftheuniverse.com/topics_blackholes_theory.html

This explains how negative particles are split from positive ones falling back into the black hole thus lowering the mass of the black hole apparently as they accumulate.

>>382262

Pretty is good. Keep looking for other prettiness!

>>382256

I don't mind it. Its nice to see the sunrise through the glass doors

>>382261

I didn't think it was anything exotic, just gravity

>high velocity particle travels past a black hole

>part of it falls past the event horizon and can't escape

>other part is traveling fast enough that the particle is torn apart

>>382262

oh I forgot about the negative part, no idea how that works

oh wait, isn't it the idea that the energy within space creates particles? so it creates a negative and positive pair because muh laws of thermodynamics, but if it occurs on the edge of a black hole sometimes the negative one gets sucked up and the postive one breaks free causing the black hole to degrade over time? ok so ignore that first stuff I guess

>>382264

That is nice then. Probably nicer in LA as well

>>382265

The point being that black holes don't have negative net mass tho unlike Tayswift's ass.

>>382266

Yeah it says that here: "Hawking showed how the strong gravitational field around a black hole can affect the production of matching pairs of particles and anti-particles, as is happening all the time in apparently empty space according to quantum theory. If the particles are created just outside the event horizon of a black hole, then it is possible that the positive member of the pair (say, an electron) may escape - observed as thermal radiation emitting from the black hole - while the negative particle (say, a positron, with its negative energy and negative mass) may fall back into the black hole, and in this way the black hole would gradually lose mass. This was perhaps one of the first ever examples of a theory which synthesized, at least to some extent, quantum mechanics and general relativity."

As far as I understand Hawking Radiation is the positive particles that split off from their negative ones at the border of the event horizon.

nerds

hello

What are you nerds talking about now?

>>382269

>>382270

no bully plz

>>382270

Sugar alternatives

>>382269

Hi.

>>382269

>>382270

They're talking about The Big Bang Theory, K was saying he wants to be just like Sheldor.

>>382269

Hello pls nomeanbully Mr. Jock

>>382271

it's not my fault you're a bunch of poin dexters

>>382267

I dunno

>>382269

>>382270

i-its interesting

When I thought I'd just wake up today and eat lunch, be on my marry way - my mom apparently opened the door while I was asleep (cause I don't sleep lightly) and had the screen of the window behind my study table changed. So now, that whole area is dirty and while she promised that nothing else was touched, I saw my gaming mouse (which I take really fuckin' good care of) rolled around like a 2002 Nokia charger. So, God knows what else happened and I spent lunch time cleaning my entire room… and am almost done.

On the bright side, I unexpectedly got my rank back + that shiny nice service medal thing. So, thanks, K.!

>>382269

Hello.

>>382273

plz mo like that webm Jet. I need it for novel inspiration!

>>382275

Lol you can be like me and stick to talking about cute girls. It's just interesting to read the nerdy conversation they are having! :P

>>382266

>>382268

Feel free to brush up on your theromydynamic laws since that's not one of them. The conservation of mass law defies you saying that the energy is creating particles.

It's only a theory. Feel free to look up Tachyon particles. They're faster than light which defies the laws of physics. Meaning their mass is negative or non-existent.

>>382271

S..sorry

>>382273

I see

>>382280

I thought the laws are upheld because negative and positive particles are created simultaneously

>>382260

Okay then

>>382262

All the ones I like may be too old

>>382276

You have more open spaces than we do in the city so I would think yes

>>382281

>good

>>382280

I didn't say energy creates particles tho

Also black holes and Tayswift's ass are not tachyon particles so not sure what they have to do with things unless you're suggesting her ass consists of these particles to explain its aggressive masslessness. The only point was that black holes aren't negative mass though they can accumulate particles which have negative mass.

>They're faster than light which defies the laws of physics.

That only defies physics if they have mass, like you said.

>>382283

I can't really choose to switch anyway.

>>382282

Nope. Matter can not be created nor destroyed. The first law states that even as matter changes it is by the conservation of energy.

On another note you could say none of it matters since entropy rules everything.

End of universe will be another big bang upon entropy increasing forever it will eventually create a giant black hole that will collapse within itself and thus a new universe will be created. Seems to be the most agreed upon theory as of now.

i don't want to hear any more science talk until cat kikis are invented

>>382285

The particles thing was for tato, not you.

But how can something have no or negative mass? That shouldn't be possible. The only answer is dark matter is effecting more than we can possibly perceive.

>>382287

They have been working on it sir! You have to be patient!

>>382285

It sounded a bit like you want to

>it's an australians are giant fucking nerds episode

>>382286

Isn't Lawrence Krauss' Universe From Nothing about the "nothing" of radiation popping particles into existence? I know scientists have observed particles seeming to pop in and out of existence simultaneously by quantum entanglement and something about quantum teleportation but once the math equations come out I literally have no idea what all the variable symbols mean so I tune out. I haven't watched his lecture on it for like a year.

>>382288

So you suggest that dark matter is the cause for particles which have no or negative mass? Is that what the sciencemen are saying lately?

>>382290

If I could choose to not be into Chloë anymore I'd not be into Chloë anymore and maybe try to be more of a normal person and pursue normal grills irl.

>>382279

I don't know if I have anything else quite like that to satiate your desires. When webm became a thing I created a folder of webms that included girls being lewd on the internet, but I never really filled it out.

>>382292

Post more pussy and ass then.

>>382286

energy + negative energy = 0

>>382292

some of us like science you dumb christian

*tips*

>>382294

Ah, I wish you did. I started to but lost them. this one you posted was included in the bunch. I think mines had sound though. It's nice to see it again. That belly button is very lewd

>>382295

;)

>>382293

That reminds me of that line from brokeback mountain

>>382297

Same I'm not a scientist at all even I just read/watch some science stuff sometimes.

>>382298

Yeah, I think I posted pretty much everything I had for you one time. Remember this girl?

Good night

>>382302

actually I never saw her before. I'm kinda late to the YouNow trend. Saw some but didn't know there was such a following for some of them til later

>>382301

Now if you want to talk biochemistry that's another story. Cancer is certainly interesting.

>>382303

Night night.

>>382299

how many characters have you played so far?

>>382302

she looks like kaya

>>382303

cya

>>382303

Night bud

>>382307

first thing I thought when I saw her

>>382303

nighty night

>>382305

Could you explain the biochemistry that takes place in my brain looking at Ryry's immaculate boddess?

>>382311

>>382311

>>382311