/waifuist/ - Waifuist

http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2015/07/grilling_feminism_and_masculinity_a_grand_unified_theory.html

r8 my article

>>382904

if it ever gets that far pls kill me

>Designated

I wonder how long till indianbro shows up

>>382934

Ypu might like some of it though ^_^

pic related is basically you tbh

>>382934

why the fuck are people paid money to write such ridiculous navel-gazing tripe

>>382934

I give it 4 @freebsdgirls good article , Rebecca Walker is proud of you honey

>>382935

The only shit in this thread will be shitposting

>>382936

any recommendations?

you tbh

>>382937

I'm not sure, maybe I should just go full retard and write teenage philosophy articles for a living

>>382937

I really doubt they get paid.

>>382940

How do you keep finding this shit ? How is it possible to find an article of some Swedish random kid ?

>>382940

Not sure, why not try serial experiments lain like K once suggested

But I'm not a liberal :)

>>382942

my sources require anonymity, it's not safe for them

>>382943

maybe i'll give it a go

you are a cuck though :^

>>382941

places like huffpo and jezebel are full of them though, clickbait certainly pays

>>382944

HOW am I a cuck?

>>382939

I approve of your methods russian overlord

Why don't you love me anymore?!?

>>382944

Is the source you ? Are you a closeted cisgender neoliberal ?

Lain isn't that bad I watch anime sometimes ( mostly 80s 90s sci-fi shit ). I don't get all the hype though I guess anime lovin chan users like fappin to their 13 yo depressed looking hacker loli fantasies.

>>382948

I don't love you that way and it is too late now

>>382944

I always thought people that write shit for those didn't get pay.

>>382948

b-but I do

>>382949

>>382950

Haha. I'm bored but at least not hungry anymore.

>>382948

We'll always have digital love

>>382948

?

>>382951

I'm both.

>>382950

I think they get paid by views and stuff, it's like youtube but with writing

>>382955

>>382950

I'm not sure of the specifics but the whole point of clickbait is adviews, presumably the writers get something from it, although maybe it's just stoking their egos

>>382945

all whites are cucks tbf

>>382949

yes i'm closeted cisgender, my family thinks im trans because I was taught to hate heteronormies from an early age

maybe I should look into stuff from that era

>>382956

tbf that would explain my enormous collection of cuck porn

>>382955

>>382956

Well that's a bit infuriating, getting paid to write nonsensical shit.

I like cute and small things.

>>382959

They are great

>>382955

It can be a lot considering it gets reposted all over when someone from /pol/ sends them a death threat and internet loses it's shit

>>382951

it is too late now

>>382958

It is actually not too easy to come up with shit without any reason ( or easy dunno really it could be both )

I mean he took something as shit and mundane as grill and tied it to feminism and being a cuck My fucking mother uses the grill I could have never thought about that article and then he found bunch of sources and added to his nonpoint. When I see grill I think food not men dunno it looks like he put thought into it

>>382959

You would love bieber penis

>>382958

There are people who get paid a lot more to play video games other people made and occasionally make stupid faces

>>382961

Yeah, I guess.

>>382961

Penises are not cute.

>>382960

Cute and small things? The bestest things.

>>382957

natalya blacked when?

>>382958

try not to let it annoy you, theres plenty of dumb shit in the world

>>382963

not even cute girl penises?

>>382964

I don't think she's ever going to need money that badly…

>>382964

Girls don't have penises you silly.

>>382963

Since you rejected my offer I am leaving. Good day to you sir.

And a Hardy Har Har to the rest of you

>>382967

Later mate ~~

>>382966

racist

>>382966

don't try to trigger me shitlord

>>382965

maybe she'd just do it for fun?

>>382961

Never said it was easy, it's just stupid. Why not write something that actually matters.

>>382967

leaving?

bye bye <3

>>382966

TRIGGERED

It's 2015, get with the times

>>382970

N-no, she's saving herself for Putin-senpai

>>382971

They think it does matter though

>>382966

Apparently they do, they are called feminine penises or something.

>mfw someone near me says girls can't have benises

>mfw it's 2015

>>382977

Hi bby :3

>>382978

I can't even, just wow

>>382969

>>382970

>>382974

>>382976

>>382978

Girls have vaginas and boys have penises.

If you have a penis you can't be a girl and you can't be a boy if you have a vagina.

>>382982

She is cute and small

fuck it is really hard to post from the bed with screen keyboard thing and magnifying glass. I am out again

>>382980

i wonder if he'll an hero on new year's eve

>>382981

I'm ok, you?

>>382982

Oh man that's really going to trigger them.

>>382982

smh tbh

And what about hermaphroditic persons? Are they buoys or grills?

Check your benis having privilege

>>382982

Genocide of heteronormies when?

>>382984

W-why would he do that?

>>382986

Well get up! What time is it over there?

>>382983

Why don't you stay? :(

>>382985

Cannot be helped.

>>382987

They are hermaphrodites. That's the whole point of getting a new name for them so they aren't a boy or a girl.

>>382988

Never.

>>382988

Because the glorious year of 2k15 will be over then.

I'm not sure if he'll be able to cope with that

>>382990

it is too hard to write from here

>>382988

This.

>>382990

I haven't been this triggered since earlier today. This sort of bigoted hatred towards girls with benises shouldn't be allowed on my safespace.

>>382991

He'll just start saying "IT'S 2016!"

daily reminder

>>382996

We both know it will never be the same :(

>>382998

>

Alright fellas, i'm off to bed. Have fun ~~

>>382992

Stop sleeping so much you're gonna get fat.

Well goodnight ladies

>>382999

goodnight

>>382993

Stay at the easy place to write from. :(

>>382994

Why?

>>382995

There are no girls with penises.

>>382999

>>383000

Night~

>>382997

what is all that about?

>>382999

don't invalidate me ;_;

night bae

>>382999

Goodnight best friend

>>383000

Goodnight other friend

>>383003

just a bunch of lefttards being fucking weird and degenerate and pretentious basically. i fapped

>>382999

>>383000

See ya triples gentleman

>>383000

night joey

>>383002

Not being progressive enough.

>>382994

thank you k, you are my greatest ally

>>383006

send pics

>>383010

b-but i just sent you a video

that comic really makes you think

Hello all.

F%$# you all!

Good night

>>383015

sweet dreams

>>383014

Hey. Shouldn't there be a new Scream Queens out soon?

>>383015

See ya.

>>383017

Should be up in a couple hours.

>>382997

That is the most interesting video I've ever watched.

>>383018

Cool. There's a shootout in Paris that's still ongoing right now, I think.

https://twitter.com/Chelmih/status/666831607018426368

One of the other videos I saw on twitter got taken down. I think you could hear one of them say 'God is great'.

>>383022

could be related to the supposed 'ninth attacker'

>>383023

Poor forogtten mia

>>383024

>least coast waifus

Howdy.

>>383022

Jihadists storming the Bastille when?

>>383023

>>383024

Who?

>>383024

>imblying

>>383025

>>383028

You boys are cruel

mfw a customer service line has trivia instead of generic wait music

I almost didn't want to get an answer

>>383032

Did you get the trivia right? Does getting it right push you up the queue?

>>383032

That's a pretty neat concept. What were some of the questions?

>>383033

>>383034

It's more they give you the question and then the answer 5 seconds later.

Then I'm like: "Oh, so the Cream album Disraeli Gears was referencing Eric Clapton buying a counterfeit bicycle part and not about the PM Benjamin Disraeli. Interesting."

and my office mate was like "who cares, Triple B"

>>383035

Those bastards. Your coworkers are too mean to you, that just don't respect you.

>>383036

I know. I was planning on wearing a tuxedo to celebrate my one year anniversary of working there, but now I don't think I'll even bother.

>>383037

Well, you should at least wear the tophat. That goes perfectly with even the most casual wear.

>when you bite the corner of your mouth super hard and it swells up and makes you accidentally bite it even more when you chew

>>383042

happens to me all the time

I declare jihad on my cats

I guess when Trump kicks the illegal immigrants out of America they'll all be moving up North then

http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/justin-trudeau-formally-commits-to-lifting-visa-requirement-for-mexicans/ar-BBn8t5P?ocid=spartanntp

Th-thanks for the cultural enrichment Mr. Trudeau.

>>383044

qt, RIP Natedogg I know when he was a struggling artist coming up he dreamed of his music one day being put to footage of Japanese lolis dancing

>>383044

Cats will beat you

>>383045

Cucknadia, truly. What is with northern countries and being such cucks? It's like the higher you go in the northern hemisphere, the more cucked it gets

>>383045

This is the guy that when asked why half of his cabinet were females he smugly said "because it's 2015".

Canada is beyond fucked.

>>383048

superficially betamax but you have to take into account the fact that just about every government minister in the westminster system regardless of gender is a fucking useless idiot who's only in charge because a bunch of fuckwit proles voted for them in some district.

>>383047

C-can I come live with you in Australia?

I can't survive in temperatures over 40degrees tho do you have anywhere where your snot freezes in your nose when you step outside?

>>383048

Yeah.

And in order to get that cabinet of half females he had to hire on people like the minister of science who is a proven fraud and a nutcase. She said she was a Nobel prize winner and she wasn't, she said calls herself a doctor in order to speak on medical issues because she has a PhD in geography, she doesn't know what smog is, and somehow she's the minister of science when she isn't a scientist.

>>383049

This is just one reason democracy is a stupid irrational system. :)

>>383051

i should be in charge of everything tbh

>>383050

Australia's not much better tbh

Hmm, no. Maybe try New Zealand.

>>383050

Lmao.

Poor Canada. :(

>>383051

that's coming from the assumption that people are dumb I guess?

how does a dictatorship or whatever fix that?

>>383057

Clearly one dumb person ruling everything is better than lots of dumb people ruling everything if we agree that less dumb is better than more dumb.

Perv verb. Get up.

>>383057

this tbh

Guys, I might have a case of the Kiki's. :S

>>382952

That sounds weird.

>>382953

Hair down!

>>383000

>>382999

Good night.

>>383014

Hey.

>>383015

Good night.

>>383026

Hey.

>>383062

Have you consulted with a doctor?

>>383062

meow

>>383062

Ugh.

That is terminal, I'm afraid.

>>383060

Me?

>>383066

Oh there you are qt. Want to watch scream queens?

>>383067

I'm getting ready to go to bed.

>>383066

Chloe has a really nice body but her face is just so fucked up.

>>383067

>>383068

#rejected

>>383072

Yes?

I was referring to the subject of the picture Reverb posted: Chloe Lukasiak.

>>383073

Maddie has a decent body but her face is just so fucked up.

>>383074

Or just develop awareness and reading comprehension.

>>383074

I never have the problem of Chloë confusion because mine uses a patrician umlaut.

So cultured.

>>383077

Ugh, she and her family are so pretentious.

>>383077

The umlaut in her name is like the von in German family name, a sign of her noble status above the plebs

>>383069

Yeah. Seems like she outgrew it or something. I don't know.

>>383070

Next time.

I have to get up early tomorrow.

>>383080

Done, we'll save it for then.

>>383081

Ok.

I should be good tomorrow or the next day. Your call.

Peem Peem.

>>383082

You have till tomorrow. Don't let me down or this will backfire on your quarterly review.

>>383083

Hi.

Such a categorically lovely young woman.

What a little sweetie, what a little cutie.

One of the best webms.

>>383085

Hello. :)

>>383086

you can hear the shocked 'oh!'

>>383084

O..ok

>>383088

She looks so slender in most of her "body of work" I've seen but she also paradoxically looks thick in other things. Like in that webm. And in this one.

But then look at these pictures on set! A petite thing.

>>383090

I heard it too, it was very cute and charming. It was also a little sensual.

>>383089

Think what camcam would say if you got fired.

>>383092

She wouldn't be happy

Check out the thigh gap on Sophie stunt double

>>383090

it's called empathy k, something we neurotypicals use to interact with each other

>>383091

I thought she looked a little on the softer side in that movie. Have you seen silent house?

She was so talented in that

>>383091

I have watched her nude scene in Oldboy many times.

>>383097

I looked at screenshots, she looks pretty soft.

It's the contrast of her belly, her torso, with her breasts. It's vaguely more pronounced, just screams fertility.

>>383097

THis sound strange. i'll have to give it a read.

>>383099

she seems like an excellent potential mother

>>383098

this? Is he still her father in the remake?

>>383104

Exactly how I would make her a mother.

>>383101

>>383102

>>383104

>>383104

>>383105

Yeah giving birth to your siblings must be the dream of many young women

>>383107

If that is not the case then she is not good enough for me.

good night

>>383109

cya stevis

>>383108

would you really disown your daughter?

>>383105

chloe please

>>383106

>it's an I'm pretty sure outer is jerking off again thread

>>383107

thats what abortions are for

>>383107

>gives birth to Mary-Kate and Ashley

Maybe I could save them this time around.

>>383109

goonigh

I'd let her breastfeed our child or me

>>383109

Night.

>>383115

What would you feed her in return?

>>383111

I think that's every thread, whether it's to waifus or National Socialism.

>>383112

Save from what anorexia ? Bob Saget ? Sarkozy ?

>>383109

die stevis die

>>383115

>those supple breasts

>that midsection above her navel

>>383119

>navel

oh oh oh you are turning me on with your navel talk

>>383093

Okay.

How are you?

>>383121

Doing fine, bored as always though.

I'm finally home! I need a bath and a nap.

>>383063

Well, I came from therapy early this morning.

>>383064

English?

>>383065

So, where the bus is stationed at.

>>383109

Good night.

>>383121

hi

>>383122

weren't you trying to mod fallout, how did that go?

>>383124

I couldn't find the the thing I needed to activate in the prefs.ini so I gave up. I'm not too fussed.

>>383122

:(

>>383124

Hi.

>>383123

Negative meow

Had to collect more images, I'm lacking in unique Olsens.

So is their latest generation, only 1 out of 3!

>>383128

Do you like Natalia?

This is her daughter.

>>383125

that sucks, so many things need fixing in this

>>383130

she's married? she seems so young

>>383129

reddit is actually pretty good for a quick folder

omnom

This top is absolutely incredible.

>>383131

Natalia is a single mother.

>>383130

Yes

I didn't realise that was her daughter when I first saw those photos she's super cute

>>383131

I just tried getting a mod that doesn't make enemies bullet sponges.

>>383130

Cute. :3

>>383133

D R O P P E D

R

O

P

P

E

D

>>383132

I'll give you something to nom

>>383135

I remember a stalker mod that made guns way more deadly

it is a bit absurd to pour 10+ head shots into someone

Speaking of Euroqts someone on the /pol/ posted these German cops.

Cuff me pls

>>383137

Just go to Germany and say Heil Hitler and they'll arrest you :^)

Since UAG said it's out of stock, I locally bought this imitation orange UAG case for S5. It's kinda good.

>>383128

Aww. Pussy?

>>383139

No!

>>383136

O-oh would I bite nom it or is it something you nom some other way?

>>383138

Do they put Nazis in camps there now?

>>383140

B-but, that's the only animal that makes that sound….

It's cute when she does the shooting pose.

>>383141

They sure do

>>383143

Y-yeah, but that word has other connotations. I prefer kitty cat or kitten.

>>383144

Not nearly enough of this set.

>>383146

I've been waiting years, it's never going to happen. They're never going to be in ultra high-res just kill me

>>383147

Suicide-pactbros.

Maybe if I spam enough tweets to Chloë about it she'll notice one and can do something to get the set released better. These tiny previews are unacceptable. God damn Japanese trying to horde our Chloës to themselves…

night guys

i hate you pratai

>>383149

byyyye faboost joost

>>383149

Goodnight.

>>383149

Good night.

>>383150

Cute. It's like she's saying, "Where should I put this, mister".

>mfw being a waifu

>>383155

>

>>383157

pls, everyone knows you'd love the attention and worship

>>383158

m-maybe a little..

>>383158

*whoreship

>t-thanks for taking me shopping dad. I had such a fun day!

>>383161

she was raised by a single mother tho

>>383161

Don't give me dadfeels right before bed…

>>383161

>ty Vladdy Daddy

>>383162

exactly, she probably wants someone to fill that role in her life

>>383163

sorry ;_;

>>383164

whats with all the jew-noses…

>>383165

not you pls, you would probably molest

>>383165

Most jews are eastern european so it makes sense. The actual middle eastern ones look a lot different.

>>383166

Thats a cute picture

>>383165

I'll fill her role.

>>383166

I should sue you for slandering my good name >:(

>>383168

dvt pls..

>>383167

I always knew there was something off about putin

Goodnight my sweetie latenight companions♥

>>383170

Something off-putin?

>>383170

I'm just protecting her interests.

>>383171

See you later

>>383171

Good night.

>>383171

Night.

>>383171

I meant it the other way but doesn't matter. I am just hungry

>>383171

I refuse to bid you goodnight that joke is so bad

>>383172

good to know she'd be completely safe with you ^^

>>383176

Of course she would be, I'm glad you agree.

>>383177

She'll be safer with me I have lots of leg space in my house

>>383177

I was being sarcastic

I'll take care of her. If anyone tries to harm her, I can just shoot them.

>>383179

I wasn't.

>>383180

No, I'm taking care of her!

>>383180

>>383182

guess we'll have to take turns

>>383181

that's sweet of you

>>383183

I really hate you tbh

>>383182

I'm sure in a similar manner that Jeffrey Dahmer 'took care' of his victims.

>>383183

I'll just have her on weekends.

>>383183

I'll take Wednesdays she can play with my Chloë

>>383184

:((

>>383183

That's not sanitary.

>>383185

Who's he?

>>383188

The serial killer.

>>383188

google it

>>383189

Well, I don't like killing (innocent little girls) or breakfast snacks.

>>383190

I'ma Google YOU!

>>383192

>>383192

I am a series of tubes

>it's bully empy hour

>>383196

Bully empy is 24/7

>its greentext hour

>tfw no designated waifu

hello to whoever is here and sociable ☺

>>383200

Embrance Chloe and Lexee's love instead.

>>383201

it would be so interesting if something was actually going on with those two it seems like there is

>>383200

Hey.

>>383202

J-just wait till they come out together.

>>383204

W-what?

>>383203

:3

>>383205

what an event that would be

>>383206

fuarkk. You perma deleted it??

You should've just waited for the dev kit in a year. Are the mods even worth going through the effort for now?

>>383207

I'd be over the moon. I pray for it everyday.

>>383200

>>383201

let's lez out lovelies

>>383208

I wasn't modding. I made another character and went to delete him. I thought I was just deleting him but apparently it deletes my main.

>>383209

I have a feeling Hailee wouldn't stand for being called a lesbian. Much less with sophie.

>thinking any of you have a chance with yulia

>>383210

Oh… that's fucking shit as hell dude. How much gametime are you set back now? C-could you import someone else's save?

me in the middle tbh

>>383213

I had over 24hrs..

I can do that.

>>383212

It could happen ;-;

:P

>>383212

not very gracious

he deserved a peck at least

>>383209

:D

>>383212

>tfw he killed himself later that day

rip ;_;7

>>383216

ouch that really sucks…

were you far?

>>383214

Can you share the 'other' pictures you took then as well please?

>>383216

Fuck.. on the upside i guess you could try starting a different playthrough.

Try find someone elses save and import maybe.. though i know its not really the same at all.

>>383217

>not very gracious

she never is

Is there anyone on from EUW lol that wants to play aram?

>>383221

lmao what a cunt

>>383211

I think hailee not only touches herself but loves it when tay tay and sophie touches her also

>>383221

lol so dismissive. i'd be interested in seeing some of her routines if you have any you could link.

>>383224

Don't be a perv, Holland.

>>383219

I finished the main quest line, and went almost all over the map.

>>383220

Yeah I guess..

I could use the console and cheat the quests. But that might corrupt my game.

>>383224

taytay only touchers karlie!

>>383221

robot confirmed