/waifuist/ - Waifuist

first for violent liliana

>>383268

Kiki could take her easily. I bet lilliana isn't even a black belt.

>>383270

my dad could beat up your dad though

>>383272

Nu-uh

>>383230

>>383231

>>383268

Please stop.

>>383232

Yes.

>>383274

stop what?

>>383268

would wrestle with her tbh

>>383273

you're probably right

he's dead

>>383275

Snakegirl is my muse.

Stop posting her.

>>383277

Now you got nothing! I've got Kiki winning AND my dad winning.

>>383278

well in that case

no

>>383280

Then you are my enemy.

>>383279

time for reinforcements

>>383281

whatever

>>383282

>thinking that's enough to stop Kiki

>>383284

kiki might have the power of hi-yah but these girls have the power of military precision and the backing of the mighty peshmerga

hoooyaaaaa

>>383285

She has the power of pointy bones.

>>383287

w-w-well this girl has a hat

>>383288

Kiki laughs at your hats.

>>383289

she's rude

>>383290

I'll have you know she's an angel.

>>383293

she's a bully that beats people up and laughs at their headwear

>>383293

Fallen angel.

>>383294

She'd never. it's just self-defence.

>>383295

Surprised you don't like her like you like Kaylyn then.

>>383296

Orange suits her. She should wear orange more often.

>>383298

Yay!

>>383301

Good night.

>>383301

lol

night whichever aussie you are

>>383301

oh you got me hype for your.

Goodnight anyway ♥

>>383301

Good night ♥

>>383305

who is she?

>>383308

Kathryn Newton

for potato

>>383310

oh i thought it might be

Love you Elag ♥

Hate you Elag 💔

>>383267

I'd dong their dings.

>>383314

any reason for dropping trip/name?

love you slava, k and ela ♡♡

>>383318

i think he's on the run from the law

>>383318

I'm not officially back. I'm still upset at everyone.

>>383319

lucky she'll do yours oh wait she won't lmao

>>383317

this girl is insanely attractive. lots of pics of peypey come up when you search for her on google.

how are things?

>>383322

>>383325

Yes. That helps. Especially considering you're one of the prime people I'm upset at.

>>383324

Nat you mean? yeah, Idk what she does but I saw her posted here and then started popping in picturepub. And about the state of things, idk, fun things are fun I guess. :P

>>383328

Sorry I was only joking.

>>383326

>>383320

Fine! Be that way! Kidding. :))

>>383329

i'm still gonna use that for later, thanks nat

>>383332

>get cancer

>just wanna play vidya and eat ice cream

>parents make you go to some shitty camp

havent the kids suffered enough?

>>383331

you need to get involved in the melodrama

>>383333

>get skin cancer

>can't go to camp to make friends and meet qt celebs.

Kids will suffer one way or the other

>>383333

I'd rather have marshmallows.

>>383329

tiny grills are best grills

Time to go. Byebye guys.

Love you all~ ♥

>>383337

laterz

>>383333

>time for goodnight group with nat guys

>>383337

Bye.

M'ladies

>>383341

Hello. Did Dove make you drippy?

>>383342

>>383342

the other way around

Don't be lewd though

>>383343

I-I mean… "Did Dove accidentally spill a glass of water that dripped?"

>>383345

>>383346

But, she knows I'm a monster.

>>383347

>>383346

Did Jordyn's mom make that pic?

>>383350

Nice spoilered pic, shitter.

>>383353

N-nothing that anyone here would know of.

>>383354

Stop being a hipster and post it mate

>>383356

That's pretty good actually

>>383351

Pure me.

(wrong thread last time lmao)

new harley pics

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>>383352

Oh please. It's not lewd at all and you can't even see anything unless you open it.

>>383357

I just found their whole album from that song this week and I really enjoyed it all as far as Jrock goes.

It's just no one else ever seems to enjoy the music i listen to on odd occasions so it's easier to not say anything.

>>383361

Harley is literally the better cara in every way possible

>>383360

Based tbh

>>383363

Well i enjoyed it so you better stop being silly and always share ~~

The only Jrock i listen to is by "The Pillows" and i think they're pretty solid

>>383365

I-i'll take it under consideration. Normally female vocals are more my thing in nearly every avenue of music.

Sounds better in flac rather than shitty youtube audio too.

>>383367

>>383368

nice memeing you fucking stereotypical chan pedos

>>383368

so 12 years younger

>>383369

Well I think its fair to say harley hasn't done coke yet.

>>383370

That would be more accurate.

>>383371

She is a brit model she will do it in 6-7 years max and there is nothin wrong with it you degenerates

>>383370

lewd

>>383362

Hello.

>>383372

Who said there was?? I'd do it if i had the money. It just is the opposite of being pure.

>>383375

On your standards maybe. I on the other hand don't trust anyone who is sober

>>383376

Perfect then. I'm not sober. Valium counts as not sober.

>>383375

she looks cute with a bandana:3

>>383377

It's a shit drug but I give you a pass. Almost all civilizations dabbled in drugs for centuries It's only in Abrahamic ones it is considered impure or bla bla for the rest of them they are gifts from god so fuck middle east don't base your purity standards on 4000 yo desert dwelling goat herders

>>383378

You know I used to be a cute kid what went wrong we still don't know ( my grandma said that )

You all love me. ♥

Good night.

>>383379

pics

>>383381

Night night qt

>>383382

night night lewd orange ~~

>>383381

hah I remember this shit

>>383380

Well coke isn't.Ok if you weigh-in the price it kinda is actually but that is because of the geographical location and the illegality of it that makes the price go up it's not the fault of coca itself

>>383383

They worth a thousand words

>>383382

I don't love you. I love the idea of you

>>383387

He linked it before he went to bed

>>383386

So does benzos. Just becoz you did not develop a problem with them and ruined your purity standarts or fucked up your life(of which standards only apply to you not anyone else ) does not mean other people hadn't. On the other hand I know many occasional well adjusted coke users who aren't addicts or have problems. But call me impure if you wanna Idc it's a meme buzzword for mainly stormfags anyways.

>>383387

Interesting

>>383387

hoe hoe hoe

>>383387

top fucking kek

>>383390

that's not very nice

>>383393

So are her boobs.She does not matter anymore she made her choice you don't have to be nice to her :D

>>383393

it's more of a commentary on Santa's player status than on her, god bless her soul for her videos.

>>383392

santa is haram tbh

>>383395

santa is a nonce anyway

>>383394

What do you mean?

>>383397

About what ? Amount of niceness she gets is proportionate to the amount of her ass-boob ratio. That is the basic chubby girl equation don't you know that ?

Hey guys

>Chloë presenting award at AMAs on 22nd

Neat. I wonder if it'll be to one of the indieshits she shills on twitter.

Turns out if your broadband disconnects then reconnect you don't see the latest posts

>>383401

You know you are a fan :P

>>383402

Sucks. I'm always refreshing anyways

>>383403

Yiss

>>383400

i wanna punch her in the abs

>>383405

She can handle it!

>>383404

I'm more of a fan of Chloë and not the random-ass music that seems to have half taken over her twitter and while I'm interested in knowing what music she's into I'd prefer she was posting more about herself also hi.

She is an average teenage girl. they post shit music on the internet since myspace times

>>383407

hey

>>383406

>>383407

Lol I hear you. Imagine having a waifu who hardly tweets, hasn't updated her Tumblr in years and mostly instagrams the foods she eats and other things instead of pics of herself DAMN YOU KIKI!

>>383408

Hey, that's a nice outfit Dani has on

>>383409

I really like the way she dresses generally

>>383411

She does seem to have the best style out of the sisters. I never really notice anything they are wearing unless Converse or legs are involved lol

>>383408

But she's not an average teenage girl she's my special teenage girl and so she should cater to me!

>>383409

KiernanKiernan needs to step her game up. These girls need better PR managers to get them more active with their online presence.

I would gladly step into this job to help them out for modest pay.

I don't know anything about other sisters really. And there is always converse docs or legs involved when it's dani

>>383413

She does! or find a balance between what she is doing and JJ-style obsessive pic posting lol

I do like her cuz she isn't constantly taking selfies. I'm tired of seeing food. I don't care what you ate unless I'm watching you eat it! Please become her PR person!

>>383414

Partly why she is my favorite!

Willow plz

>>383413

A modest pay of hair and nail trimmings ?

>>383416

Willow plz

>>383417

that's what I'm saying! lol. what and interesting combo Willow and JJ. This fuels my lesbian thoughts a bit lol

>>383417

One vial of body fluid per week seems fair.

>>383419

That is lewd!

>>383418

I am more into jordyns weird looking friend these days

>>383421

Understandable. She is weird looking but still pretty cute

>>383422

She is thick and flexxi I like that

>>383420

Simply salary negotiation. A man has to eat.

>>383423

>>383424

oh yes, I was gonna say her arms looked meaty in that pic. Those thighs look great 2

>>383425

I thought you were one of the normal ones :P

>>383425

Ok one vial of Chlöe's choice and you can eat her shed skin ( that counts as free meal )

>>383426

yeah thick fleexe legs remind me of lexee so let's squeeze her in here too

>>383426

It appears I'm the normal one lol

>>383426

Is wanting to consume you're waifu not normal? She is just so cute I want to eat her up. We could help each other out, I manage her representation online and she provides me with weekly payment in blood.

As in days of olde.

>>383427

Throw in one mandatory smile per week on delivery and it is a deal.

>>383429

Why blood? That is gross. We can't even drink blood without puking. Pee, on the other hand…

>>383429

Done welcome aboard orientation at 6 and Fridays are the funny tie day

>>383430

It's not blood it is a fluid of Chlöe's choice that could be anything coming out of her body

>>383427

that second pic though *whew* Yes, I want to squeeze her thighs 2

>>383428

*cough* sure………….

>>383429

I guess I'm not the normal one

>>383430

Is this true??? one second thought, Kiki doing this for me doesnt sound so bad….lol

>>383432

Yeah, our digestive system rejects human blood. Drink more than a few ml and you'll throw up.

>>383430

Speak for yourself m18-m88.

>>383431

How you put the umlaut on the wrong letter why do you even know the umlaut "o" code wut even

>>383432

We already knew that :^)

>>383433

interesting. I learn new things everyday here

>>383434

grrrrrrrrrr

>>383434

I think it looks cute. You can just copy paste it or if you are German you have it already

>>383432

Y it should be mandatory for people to squeeze your thighs if you are banji

>>383432

:( here's a better quality Bella though

>>383437

to be honest i would ignore bella and steal that car

>>383435

When your mom finds out about the board you can tell her it's educational!

>>383438

What's that chevy nova ? I'd take the car too she got fat imo she used to be really thin

>>383436

those pics. and yes, like how we are allowed to squeeze fruit in a store!

>>383437

Nice. Bella is such a show off ;)

>>383438

Lol Bella's face as you drive off and leave her behind

>>383439

Research! I'm writing a script about celebs, mom!

>>383440

Hey ;)

>>383438

Asif she wouldn't come with you

>>383442

She is, showing off her assets

>>383441

Looks like one. I don't think she's fat though, atleast she doesn't look fat.

>>383442

That doesn't look like relief

>>383443

N-No s-she wouldn't

>>383443

Her assets are pretty amazing

>>383444

Lol, but how will she get home now?

>>383442

You can give board info and mod powers to some clinical research psychiatrist and run it as an experiment if you want actually , combining it with related other board/chans on the internet I bet results would be interesting.

>>383444

She isn't fat but she used to be really thin/thinner and it looked really good on her

>>383441

>she got fat imo she used to be really thin

wow.

i guess we will never have someone who likes healthy, adult women on this board

>>383447

is it just the angle or does Frida have asymmetrical nostrils

>>383446

Could be fun. Inject different things and see how it alters the board for better or worse then at the end of the year, look at the results

>>383447

you mean fat and old?

>>383445

I'm sure she can take the bus. Only way i would take her home is if she sat on the back seat and promised to stay quiet.

>>383446

Well to each their own i guess, she looks great to me.

>>383447

>says that and posts that hypocrisy

I've been posting a somewhat thick (in the right places ) healthy girl for the past whatever posts if you haven't noticed unlike the anorexic heroin addict you've been posting.

I just said former thinner bella looked better and I still stand behind that she looks better that way.

>>383450

Lmao, you are crazy

>>383444

Well I can't argue with those trips!

Tell her she can ride with you and your dick

>>383445

True dat

>>383448

Hahah yes that's the first thing everyone notices about her, all of her face is pretty asymmetrical for a model but her nostrils are way off. People who have seen her in person say it's a lot more obvious irl.

>>383449

…yeah.

>>383451

damn, calm down hendrik. i was joking.

>>383447

But Hendricks is my mommyfu

>>383452

Shhhhh, don't tell anyone

>>383453

N-No lewdness with fellow /wafuists/ waifus.

Wouldn't touch her even if she asked me to

>>383456

>>383454

but I was calm dunno why you thought that

>>383454

Lol but you don't even like them!

>>383456

It's already established. I'm sorry

>>383458

them pjs, them JJ toes

>>383457

You don't even know the half of it mate

>>383459

You better not start #crazyshaming me

>>383458

>I've been posting a somewhat thick (in the right places ) healthy girl for the past whatever posts if you haven't noticed unlike the anorexic heroin addict you've been posting.

>I was calm

right.

>>383459

except for when i do.

>>383460

nah but when new ppl show up, I will warn them how crazy you are

>>383461

ok ok fine. You have weird taste even if I agree with most of them! lol. cute Kat

>>383461

I was smiling while writing it so sorry then.

>>383460

hey! how do you like the new tavern brawl?

i think its pretty fun

>>383462

what can i say, i'm a complex creature.

>>383463

how irreverent. i'm going to have to teach you to respect me and my waifus.

>>383462

y-you should let people find out on their own you know…

>>383464

I thought it was ok, i didn't like it too much because rng kept being mean to me :'(

Hi

>tfw feed all day on league

Hey everyone

>>383455

You need to replace your mommyfu with a stern but loving, busty sisterfu who acts as a replacement for your mommyfu who abandoned you at a young age.

>>383467

Hi.

>>383467

tfw never feed

>>383467

Hey Deazy ~~

>>383468

Hi reverb ~~

>>383469

why not both?

>>383465

and that is why I like you

>>383466

that isn't very fun though…

>>383467

>>383468

Hey my friends

>>383466

made me decide to craft a confessor paletress. had never used it before. fun card.

>>383467

>>383468

o hai

>>383469

Do you have recommendations? Who is a sisterfu that can fulfill the bustiness void left by my mommyfu?

>>383471

Well, she abandoned him in canon. Maybe as an adult he'll accidentally meet his mommy and not realizing it's her, start a relationship and have her bear his child.

>>383472

if only it had the same effect on teenage girls.

>>383467

oh hey i was going to ask you how you liked the brawl today as well but you weren't here.

>>383468

hey now <3

>>383468

Hey Reverb ♥

Damn I cant get over how good that girl looks at so young

>>383469

Hey Jethro! ♥

How are you?

>>383470

Now that is a lie! ♥

>>383471

hey M ♥

How was your day?

>>383472

Heyy ♥

You good? Working today?

>>383474

Hey Chlo ♥

How are you today?

Are you as enthused about legal weed as fym is?

>>383465

that was genuine apology you cunt

>>383477

Oh hey there Smiles ♥

I haven't played it today, what is it?

>>383476

Tell me about it. Getting old doesn't help. Get a teen before you turn 30!

>>383478

yes, I have 20ish minutes left with you lovely ppl

>>383479

too late. enjoy your permaban.

>>383473

I got a deathwing out of a confessor today while playing ranked.

She's pretty fun, i like her better than sneeds

>>383475

Things took a turn for the weird there mate

>>383478

Meh, just the usual boring stuff. Getting my ass stretched in Dark Souls.

How was yours ?

>>383468

Hey, buddy.

>>383474

I'm not sure. She should be busty, though, and like I said, stern but loving. She had to pick up the pieces after your mommyfu abandoned you, so she views herself as the replacement mom. She doesn't get much help around the house either, since your good for nothing dad always comes home drunk after his shift at the factory.

>>383478

I'm pretty good. I just had a burger with a fried egg on top as an experiment for dinner and enjoyed it. How are you?

>>383483

These things happen when I try to tell a story.

>>383484

I posted that already! but still…wow

>>383482

noooooooooooooooooo

>>383476

wow… i just wanted to ask you if Elizabeth was your type, literally a few seconds before you posted that pic

>>383471

>>383472

>>383474

>>383477

Hey guys

>>383478

I know. Crazy.

>>383478

I don't into weed so the legal weed for Trudeau's other policies trade-off hasn't really benefited me much how is Britlife?

>>383475

This would be more than acceptable as it would keep these busty genes within the family thus keeping them undiluted and she would of course feed me from her bust as she does out child.

>>383484

This sounds very difficult for my sisterfu I hope daddy's drinking on the job doesn't have negative effects at home.

>>383485

i like it

>>383489

s-she's my type 2! can I get a wow??

>>383489

*before you posted her, i mean

>>383493

no , your taste gets counterbalanced by having too much pedo taste in it

>>383488

how can you still post

>>383489

i have very few pictures of her, mostly posted by qg. but yeah she's a cutie.i don't waifu her but i have a folder for her and that says something.

>>383495

i am afraid i will disappoint you

>>383491

>don't into weed

wat

>>383496

Becoz olsen gods favor me

>>383495

o-oh I see…

>>383487

This picture convinced me to start a folder for her. I already had pics of her scattered around general folders, though.

>>383491

I didn't know where to fit that in, but yes, your sister sometimes has to defend you from daddy if he gets too drunk and tries to beat you. He also regularly passes out in her bed, so she opts to sleep in yours and comforts you to sleep with her large chest.

And yes, your mommy won't even be mad when she finds out later that you're her son. Maybe the guilt of leaving you makes her want to take care of you in a lot of 'different' ways.

>>383492

Good!

>>383481

What are your days off again?

>>383483

I really need to play that game, is it as great as everyone says?

Not so good but im alright. I did have a driving lesson today and got parallel parking down

>>383484

That sounds great, I've had that in restaurants before but never attempted it myself. See above :)

>>383486

Ohhh that sounds really cool, I'll give it a go.

I'm not too sure. The hair and make up is good, the clothes are meh. She's supposed to be Alice, whatever that means? Wonderland?

>>383490

Perfect face, big boobs, big butt. Its unnatural, no wonder shes an actress

>>383491

Its going alright. Cant complain much

I cant wait till they do it here. Not that it being illegal really affects me much. I'd just rather pay taxes on it than give it to criminals lol

>>383495

looool

>>383497

Oh I was gonna ask you, do you have a vape?

>>383500

really? good good. I had a folder on my phone but I should get to one on my pc. It's definitely one of the sexiest pics I've seen of her

>>383501

Sunday and Monday. and my last 2 days off were really busy so I wasn't around

>>383501

Must be something in the water.

>>383501

It's pretty addictive. It mercilessly pummels you into submission but always leaves you wanting more.

It's turning me into a masochist.

Cheers on the driving, how long till your exam?

>>383497

I said I don't into weed, Smileman.

>>383500

What a good sisterfu trying to protect me when daddy comes home with bad things on his mind and sheltering me in her giant chest pillows. Once I find mommyfu again I'll be able to snuggle between both of their waterbed chests to snooze and stay warm.

>>383501

Are British countries looking to legalize now?

>>383505

You can always start

>>383504

hahaha, Red bought it for me for my birthday but I haven't had a chance to play it yet. Maybe over christmas, i'll sit down and run through it

Probably going to take it in January. Just need to drill the manoeuvres

>>383505

Nope, it wont be for another 10 years at least

But police department have come out and said they no longer care lol

My awesome ppl, See ya laters

Uh oh

>>383508

Cya ♥

>>383509

Some good numbers for a girl of her age. No wonder advertisers are all over her

>>383508

bei boi

>>383509

What's that jordyns résumé ?

>>383507

Smoke up then lads

>>383508

Byebye darlin

>>383509

Is this what waifu resumes look like?

>>383501

It was pretty great. Woulda went well with fries but I just ate it with a bunch of spinach.

>>383505

Damn, you're giving me too many cozy feels now.

>>383508

See ya.

>>383512

>tfw want to smoke to calm anxiety but anxiety too much to leave your room

Such is life

>>383508

L8r

>>383510

They are, too bad her last video wasnt the greatest

>>383511

>>383512

Yeah. A banji résumé at least

>>383501

>>383514

haven't really vaped much i guess i just like the old school way of smoking too much.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY ON FRIDAY AND I CAN'T FIND ANY WOE IS ME

>>383513

mhmm tasty. I had burgers too but put Brie on mine

>>383515

What was the last one?

>>383516

Well my problem is all our rooms have super sensitive fire alarms. To smoke I have to walk all the way around 2 buildings to get to the smoke area and its freezing cold, so I was thinking of buying a vape

Ahhh! Alcohol then?

>>383517

https://youtu.be/isx1_ppN8Lk

This one

Anyway, I better go to bed <3

>>383519

Oh yeah that was pretty disappointing compared to her previous work

Good night ♥

>>383521

Cute :3

Good morning ♥

>>383522

Hello.

>>383518

>Alcohol then?

absolutely but i drink a few times a week anyway. my cousin will hook me up with some bud tomorrow probably.

i'm such a ball of stress i need it to function

:3

>>383525

>>383525

>>383526

>Hi there neighbour.

>>383527

your comments always make my day <3

>>383523

What a chav

>>383524

Thats alright then

It really helps me with anxiety

>>383531

what are you anxious about?

>>383532

Hey Stevis ♥

>>383533

Everything. Its a mental problem

>>383531

It's just a hat..

>>383534

hi

>>383535

how the fuck do you know what i do all day? i'm actually quite fucking busy doing a lot of stuff i'll have you know.

you're like the resident expert around here about me and we've never even spoken.

>>383534

does looking at pretty girls help you cope with anxiety?

>>383539

i've already accomplished more in my life than anything you will amount to, i assure you.

>>383538

i can confirm this. i browsed this board yesterday and i think the day before and both of the times Smilesley wasn't here.

>>383535

>>383539

Stop

>>383536

Just kidding :)

>>383537

how's your day?

>>383540

Not really, more talking to the people here

What about you?

never understood why people think being unemployed is somehow humiliating or depressing

there is nothing i want to do less than work

>>383544

>>383544

>>383544

>>383544

what do you want to do with your life then?

>>383543

it was alright. One of my classes was mind fucking levels of confusing

>>383546

live it.

>>383544

this tbh

>>383543

i feel like feeling anxiety is a good feeling when it's about girls

>>383543

thats sweet but you don't have to stick up for me :3 that guy has been busting my chops for a long time.

>>383546

you didn't ask me but i want to travel, relax and generally goof off. i've worked enough.

>>383544

The system programs you to shame those who do not participate in it in order to gain more cells in its network via social pressure. If someone manages to live outside of or exploit said system others who participate in it feel slighted and insulted. Hence our friend here demanding that you work to achieve wealth and dreams for others and asserting that not doing so is some failure on your part.

>>383546

Eat cereal and post Chloë.

>>383544

>>383545

I think theres a difference between forcing yourself to do a job you hate and pursuing a career in something you love

>>383547

How so?

>>383550

Why? I find it quite horrible

>>383551

I know, I just find his posting to be annoying and lacking any contribution to the board so I'm warning him

>>383548

how do you want to spend your days i mean

>>383551

travel is good

>>383552

toast is better tbh

>>383553

Its kind of complicated and the situation that we had to discuss was rather an unorthodox use of a particular chord modulation. Even if I tried to explain it, it would either go way over your head, or not care..

>>383554

Tubby toast is the only toast acceptable over my daily bowl of Vector and banana slices.

>>383555

Fair enough, complicated can be interesting though right?

>Want to buy things

>Things won't ship to Portugal

Well fuck you too amazon sellers, it's not like i'm throwing money at you or anything

>>383553

well, it's not really work if you enjoy it lol.

i think you do have to keep busy one way or another, being more active has definitely improved my mental health. and i'm glad there are people who do social/volunteer work. but when i think of most typical jobs i just don't feel very… excited to get into that.

>>383554

doing all kinds of things. traveling, learning new skills, meeting people. playing vidya.

>>383557

It could. But I don't want hinder you with a discussion you might not be intrigued by.

>>383558

What things do you need shipped to Portugal that are not already available to you in the glorious Republic of Portugal?

>>383559

fair enough

>>383558

that seems weird, it's not like portugal is hard to get to

>>383556

only acceptable cereal are fruit loops

>>383554

>Not just sleeping all day

>>383558

Don't have any friends who live in countries that can into relevance that can ship the packages to you after they receive them?