/waifuist/ - Waifuist

CHRISTMAS!!!

>>383597

She just wants to talk to you about her new dance routine and if you could help her stretch of course.

^~^

Kiki Xmas

>>383607

She doesn't look very happy…

Bonus christmas husbando

>>383609

Hus what?

>>383610

male counterpart to waifu

>>383608

Probably because the christmas grempyinch was there.

>>383612

Why would you have that?

>>383613

More likely she's a fucking heeb who hates christmas

>>383616

LIAR

>>383615

Because hohenheim is a cool cat

taking that post seriously is not something anyone should be doing

>>383619

I dunno what a hohenheim is

>>383618

Maybe get her a better gift next time and she won't be so sad

>arrive

>everyone changed threads

;_;

>>383622

What do you get a girl who has everything ;-;?

>>383621

He's the blonde fella i posted

>>383625

oh, sorry. I don't watch anime

>>383624

Something thoughtful

>12 hour day done 🎉🙈 something exciting I get to show you guys tomorrow !

Don't tease me Chloë I want it now!

>>383624

The only thing she doesn't have: nothing

>>383627

>>383629

I-i can do that.

>>383628

Spoiler: It's movie advertising

>>383630

It better be good.

>>383623

we saw you coming :^

>>383616

heebs love christmas, they get to sell useless shit to all the christians

>>383626

you're not missing out on anything tbh

>>383628

She's getting our hopes up

Chloe would be probably be disappointed by anything but the most expensive flowers and chocolates.

>>383630

>No underaged fakes or underaged "tributes"

as long as you don't post it here, you're good to go I guess

>tfw you won't be able to sleep now without dreaming about choking Pupinia with your big, hairy hands while staring straight into her eyes as she drifts into unconsciousness.

goodnight

>>383632

You would know

>>383632

That's exactly what I was implying. That you guys changed threads because you didn't want to stay with me.

>>383630

Can you tho?

>>383635

That's disgusting. I wouldn't do that to Kiki.

>>383636

Stay away from pupinia.

>>383633

actually, I never watch Television in general.

>>383631

Maybe it's more vlogs like the 5th Wave Q&A's.

I don't mind movie shilling if it involves Chloë talking to me.

>>383633

More than usual at least, I hope it's good if she's gonna get everyone all worked up with a heads-up about it…

>>383636

iktfb goonite

>>383638

Well i've already got it sorted. She just won't know who the nothing is from ;-;

>>383643

they're her thinspo, she likes to smell the salt and fat

>>383637

I boycott christmas tbh

bon soir mes amours

>>383645

>>383645

Ben, là…

>>383648

pretending to be able to speak french is much harder when there are real amerifrogs around

Good morning.

>>383651

>>383649

>he doesn't speak french

>laughingwaifus.jpg

>>383653

>bullying me with your command of multiple languages

meanie

>>383652

Uhm…. Hey.

>>383654

Don't worry you've got him with your command of English. I normally have to put his words through a translator to get the jist of what he was trying to say.

>>383651

hihi

>>383649

>not knowing the language of love

>expecting to be able to romance you're waifu

>>383651

Isn't it a lovely morning? Chloë has something to show us today!

>>383659

your*

Hello all.

>>383659

>implying i'd ever be able to romance any female ever

>>383661

Hayyyy. It's almost time for scream queens in a bit.

>>383654

I don't speak french either.

>>383656

That's because I force myself to stay awake very late so I can talk with the aussie guys like you but fuck you then. I'm gonna sleep normally and do my things and ignore you forever.

I'm also very dumb and never read whatever I'm posting so it gets confusing even when I'm writing in portuguese

>>383657

>>383658

>>383659

>>383661

Heya.

>>383661

Hello some.

>>383662

You could at least impress them with your language of love when they're locked in your soundproofed trailer then.

>>383664

I-i was kidding Lilly. Your english is perfect.

>>383665

i think you have me confused with someone that's brown and sexually attractive

Would Chloe look good with a short boy's haircut?

[ ] Yes

[ ] No

>>383670

You mean a short haircut that a boy would wear, or a haircut that a short boy would wear?

>>383668

>my english

>perfect

Now you are just lying to me. Sometimes I can't even understand what I posted and need to read the post 3 times to actually realize what I meant to write.

But nobody complains about it so I just pretend everything is alright.

>>383665

Only the attractive ones.

>>383673

My last post was sarcasm with the translator thing just taking the piss.

I should've said; your english is easily understood by everyone. I don't think i've had trouble comprehending you yet.

I know its hard for you since its not your main language.

The best I could do you portugese was put it through google translate and you'd laugh at me.

>>383670

Real question is: is it possible for Chloe to look bad?

[ ] Yes

[ ] No

>>383673

If you didn't have the brazil flag I would have assumed you were a native speaker tbh

>>383676

Even when she's sad she's cute. I don't think it's possible. They'd have to do some serious saxon makeup work to make her look bad.

>>383676

Is it possible for Lia to want it any harder?

[] No

>>383680

Lia is always asking for it. Feminists told me that women are asking for it.

>>383679

>>383681

If women in general are asking for it, Lia is demanding it.

>>383684

How can she be so demanding??

>>383683

I don't have as many as I should.

>>383684

Be careful, bro, that's your potential busty sisterfu you're talking about.

>>383686

>>383675

I know m8. I was just being childish and as I said I do get confuse and it shows in my posts the longer I stay awake even when I write in portuguese.

I also switch letters like putting an "a" where I should put an "o" or something when writing in portuguese quite frequently. Never had that problem with english or didn't notice it.

I might be a little dyslexic or have some mild form of something similar to it. When I was a kid I went to a professional to help me as I couldn't write in the right way because I confused similar letters such as "p" and "b", "q" and "p" and what not. For me they all looked the same when I was a kid.

I don't mind it. If my posts ever got too weird for someone to understand I would just try to re-write it again. This here is a very good way to get english practice as I learned everything myself using games and forums.

>>383677

>>383682

T-thanks. That's a very nice compliment.

>>383678

Chloe with make up would be beautiful too. Just a little weird.

>>383680

No.

>>383661

Hey tb, I found this page in Chloe's instagram comments.

https://www.instagram.com/chloe.memes/

This is right up your alley, though I think it'd be better if he used Chloe pictures to meme current events like the terrorism in Paris.

>>383685

Girls like Lia are very high maintenance.

>>383687

Lia isn't nearly busty enough to start qualifying for busty sisterfu.

Ariel might have been but RIP.

>>383683

>>383686

>>383688

God, Eva you are poison.

>>383690

Yeah, I've seen a few pages like that. Teen girls have a very tenuous grip on the English language.

>>383689

Most people i've met say that the internet is one of the best places to learn english; especially when people ridicule everyone for writing like retards most of the time.

I wasn't sure if you were actually angry. It's harder for me to detect sarcasm when it's written more 'stifly' if that makes sense.

Careful. Saxon looks awful with makeup. TOo much makeup is always a recipe for disaster.

>>383691

Eva is so pretty. When will she do more nudity??

>>383692

I know. It's tough, but I can't think of any other girls busty enough anymore.

>>383693

Damn youngies. I wish they had internet memes in the 30's, those would have been high quality and likely informative.

>>383694

The internet is the best place to learn anything tbh.

I'm never angry.

Saxon looks sex with and without makeup. Chloe looks nice with the amount she usually uses but she wouldn't look bad if she used saxon/ryry levels of makeup just weird in a "cute little girl trying to act adult" way.

loli Eva

>>383693

she's a maneater

I heard some things…

>When she talks to people she touches them, it's weird at first

>She also likes to make long eye contact when she talks to you. The first time I spoke to her I couldn't handle it and looked away, she laughed and asked "Are you uncomfortable young man?" no kidding. I think she likes to play with people

>>383694

soon™

>>383697

Yeah, the blonde one. She's a natural blonde.

>>383698

She's got some fantastic genetics, look at her mother. She must be close to 80.

>>383695

I have hope for Fatima Ptacek. She has lots of time to grow. She's only a bit smaller than Ariel at that age.

>>383701

>not having sexon pics

top kek

>>383702

This is the closest thing I have.

>not saving loli sexon's pics and dreaming of inventing a time machine to save her from hollywood debauchery

>>383700

Oh yeah, I forgot about Fatima's fat tits. She does have serious potential to fill that role for you.

Very nice foots.

>>383706

What if you had time technology that you could use on her now that would simply de-age her tho?

>>383709

It is a very coveted role amongst busty young waifus, she's got competition in the auditions but hopefully she can step her game up to 11 and really develop that mass.

8chan pls it's just 100 posts don't start this already…

>>383712

Don't Jinx it.

>>383711

They should turn it into one of those shows where they all live in the same house together. Ariel can be the host who tempts the girls into getting the ol reduction.

>>383717

I've never heard of a reality show where the host urges the contestants to lose. This would be an interesting twist. They will of course have to try various tasks like comforting me by cuddling me in their bosom and feeding me from their bountiful breast as part of the contest.

>>383719

I think you'd do a fantastic job..judging the softness, size, shape, etc, as well as how comforting they are.

What network would it be on? Maybe an internet show?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xznKE4h3gMg

>>383720

TLC of course, with their other high quality programming. It's educational. The evaluation and selection of busty sisterfu will then teach other men what characteristics and traits to look for in choosing their own optimal busty sisterfus with which to snuggled, feed, and play.

>>383722

>tfw no money for cool double-necked instruments

>duct tape my instruments together to fill the void

>>383723

Would you like to know something really really fucking cool?

pls don't be theremin related

Hahaha!

>>383725

No I wouldn't like to know cool things I hope you don't tell me something cool thank you for asking my permission to imbue upon me the knowledge of something cool Mr Steve because if you had told me something cool without my consent it would have been cool assault and I would have reported you to the authorities.

>>383724

>tfw finished watching Penny Dreadful and have to wait until next year for more

It's a very underrated show.

>>383729

>not immediately playing chopsticks

Little disappointed but I guess I have to listen for the next five hours now… I wonder how Blue Man Group piano bashings would sound in this tuning.

>>383730

>tfwywn be licked by a demonic sex craved Eva

:(

>>383732

I don't know how much you've seen so I don't want to spoil but the season 2 ending hints at very interesting things for Ethan.

>>383733

pls ;_;

>>383735

Sembene ;_;

>>383737

Yeah, out of all of the main crew, I think I liked Frankenstein the least. But I still liked him.

He truly has created monsters.

Good night

>>383739

sleep tight pupper

Would you rather: P-bot or D-bot?

>>383740

You kept watching that show? I stopped like 6 eps in. Was pretty eh I thought

>>383743

I'll take a Pey-bot please kind sir.

>>383737

>tfw you get keked by Dorian Grey and the undead gf you created (and lost your virginity to) and they both laugh at your inadequacy as a male

>tfw you're friendzoned by Jessica but she might throw you a pity fuck, maybe, possibly, but probably not

>>383740

Yeah, I know what you mean. He started to aggravate me a bit, but then every now and then there'd be scenes where he slightly redeemed himself to me.

>>383746

>tfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM2YNXHiWLk

>>383739

Good night.

Test.

>>383758

that's some real awkward posture

>>383759

>this silence

where my /waifuists/ at?

>>383760

>>383761

At a condo, beside a casino. Hi.

>>383761

Kaylyn had me busy, sorry.

>>383762

I want more reaction images like this

>>383763

cool, you can go in regularly and milk those free drinks

>>383764

>mfw

>>383766

J-jordyn pls

>>383766

We mostly plan to eat… at least I do.

>>383761

Hey Mr C.

>>383766

>>383767

she's growing up so fast ;___;

>>383768

casino buffet?

you're a brave man, mr. 555

>>383769

hey jo :3

>>383770

PRA

TA

LEWD

>>383771

Her yellow boyfriend ruined her for all of us.

>>383773

>you will never be jj's rebound slave

jdimsa

any idea where's this from, btw

this looks marilyn-monroe lewd

>>383774

That guy is friend-zoned so hard. There was a video or snap talking about it and it went something like,

JJ: "Do you love me?"

Him: "Yes, of course, youre my girlfriend"

JJ: "ha ha just kidding, we're just best friends of course guys"

I could feel it in his voice and face he was crushed

>>383776

l o l

brutal, just brutal

reminded me of this

>>383777

those heels are pretty lewd…

>>383776

Isn'T that her cousin ?

>>383780

isn't she adopted?

>>383781

Nope

wtf am I reading?!

>>383782

well fugg, I thought she was

>>383784

I wish she was her mother is a cautionary tale. There was some ss someone posted in which someone asks Jordyn whether she was adopted or not on twitter and she says no ( if her parents aren't lying to her I guess she is not adopted )

>>383785

> her mother is a cautionary tale

then again, most moms are…

what time does to women is just barbaric

maddie's muffz look very nice in that pic :3

hi all

>>383787

Hi.

>>383787

Hi one.

>>383771

Nah. There are restos all around. Why am I brave?

>>383786

Kaylyns mother is a very doable milf. I guess money and not having to raise a child helps

>>383778

I felt so bad for that guy then.

>>383780

Na, that's not her cousin. It's some other youtube faggot star. I forgot his name.

>>383784

So did I. But apparently she wasn't. So now this brings up more questions as to where her dad is.

>>383787

B R I

R

I

B R O

was just in /cel/ watching all the new webms :3

>>383787

Hello.

>>383793

:3

they are nice

>>383790

ah, that's a different story

>Why am I brave?

thought you were going for the buffet

>>383791

o rly? do you have a pic?

for research purposes, of course :^)

>>383792

>So now this brings up more questions as to where her dad is.

so the old mexican guy isn't her real dad then?

>>383797

Which mexican guy?? Surely can't be since she has almost no mexican look in her.

>>383795

very nice indeed

>dat laugh

heart status: ==rekt==

>>383798

hang on, I gotta pic somewhere

>>383798

here

>>383798

She looks pretty Mexican to me.

>>383792

eww youtubers are horrible

>>383787

haii

>>383796

There is a video of her and cunny kaylyn looking at homes around beverly hills area as they are planning to move to LA from for her career and end up buying a 6mio apartment way before moving to that mansion of theirs in malibu. Actually if I don't remember it wrong someone reposted it 1-2 threads ago ( It is on youtube )

I am gonna go back to my movie

>>383801

That's not a mexican

>>383800

>>383801

I have no clue at all… if it is though. Where is he now? Theres no info at all about him.

>>383802

Is Taylor Swift also mexican?

>>383801

>>383803

He looks a bit Sicilian to me.

>>383803

interesting…

go back to your chinese cartoons, then :^)

>>383804

Not really

>>383808

maybe

>>383809

Not at all maite. You need to check your boop privilege.

>>383804

no idea, but she posted that one on father's day

there's another pic, but can't find it, not even sure if I have it or not

>>383805

hey mr. jet :3

>He looks a bit Sicilian to me.

yeah, he looked more mexican in the other pic I saw…

>>383810

How do you like your new peybot?

>>383812

If she posted it on fathers day it must be surely then. Now i'm reallyyyy curious what happened. He must be dead… right? Why else would they not talk about him at all.

>>383805

I was gonna say the same he looks mediterranean

>>383806

Alain Delon does not star in chinese cartoons you cunt fuck you

>>383809

lol, kind of

>>383814

JJ's friend is so much fucking hotter. I keep forgetting her name. God damn though.

>>383813

by the time they come out, i'll be an old man.

>>383813

oh boy, you think?

it's bella all over again…

>>383817

You telling me that wouldn't make you a very happy old man??

>>383818

Bella talked about him though. Maybe it's just a bad divorce that went awry and JJ's mum filed shit against him.

Would explain why we enver see/hear about him even?

>>383812

Hi, friend :3

It's alright, easy mistake to make.

>>383814

kek

>>383820

the plot thickens…

it definitely seems like she lacks a strong male role-model in her life

>>383821

>momo will never molest you at a christmas party

why even live ;__;

>>383824

>>383823

I volunteer to be her male.

>>383819

heart attack.

>>383826

The peybot will have inbuilt defibs its ok.

>>383816

Her weird looking friend ?

>>383819

Or a very old happy man

>>383823

So did you find her dad yet

>>383825

well, we're strictly talking about a father-figure role only

and no spanking allowed :^)

>>383827

are peybots fully-compatible with ryrybots?

>>383829

>weird

She's so pretty.

T-that's what i said.

>>383830

C-can't i just be a male figure??spanking will give her discipline.

>>383831

There will have to a compatibility mod for them.

>>383830

Then don't post that butt ffs

>>383825

You job is strictly limited to driving her and her weird looking friend to RALPHS

>>383831

What kind of ports they have can you describe em ?

>>383829

>So did you find her dad yet

I'm not NSA, mr. dutch

or maybe I am :^)

>>383833

So I can't request payment for the lift from her friend?? E-even if she were to offer??

>>383832

>C-can't i just be a male figure??spanking will give her discipline.

nope, she's too old for spanking, booping, and tummy-rubbing

all you can do is emotional-counseling and boyfriend-screening

>There will have to a compatibility mod for them.

those japs engineers should start working on that asap

>>383835

I guess you can sleep with her friends and turn it into a American Beauty type of affair and at the same time be a father figure and be resented until the day she runs off with some douchebag then chinks dad will shoot you coz he is a closeted homosexual and thinks you rejected him. ( I guess you know the plot of the movie that was way too much explanation)

>>383833

>Then don't post that butt ffs

that was for educational purposes only, you perv

>What kind of ports they have can you describe em ?

not sure because I still haven't received my ryrybot yet

all we have is this little evidence from the raffeybot prototype

>>383836

>boyfriend-screening

Perfect. I'll take it.

They already are, don't worry. I promise they are.

>>383837

That'd be okay. I could die happy with that. The fleeting happiness of JJ's friends would be worth it.plus it'd be hot as fug

>>383796

I still don't see how that makes me brave….

>>383838

I'm sure someone will invent a third-party converter

>>383839

She has some great thighs her name is brooke green btw

>>383840

He eats pinoy street food ffs he doesn't have to be brave about casino buffet

>>383837

>>383839

>I guess you can sleep with her friends and turn it into a American Beauty type of affair

well, mia looks exactly like mena suvari…

>>383843

M-mia encourages us.

I iz tired

>>383840

they're usually pretty bad…

>>383841

>I'm sure someone will invent a third-party converter

you mean like a rubber double thingy to plug both units?

could work, I guess…

>>383845

Sleep well qt ♥

>>383843

Mia Suvari ^^

>>383842

Her face is so fucking adorable

>>383848

I think that's what does it for me. Plus s-she really fills out everywhere.

>>383849

no one can deny those rock hard meaty thighs

>>383850

fuck me… those thighs dude… You're making this hard to post with such a goldmine coming in.

>>383824

>ywn drunkenly mutually masturbate with her under the table on Christmas dinner

>swn opt to sleep off her holiday drunkenness in your bed, where she then sloppily takes your virginity later that night

picking that girl over jj is madness

>>383844

well, I get highly encouraged when I see her dance

>>383845

gudnite :3

>>383852

I was not ready for these feels

>>383853

who cares you'll be happy with any of them ^^

>>383852

Do you have a sister ? That is very specific

this is quickly turning into a muffs thread

I'm ok wit this

>>383856

>

>>383859

I-I just have an active imagination.

>>383861

>dat lipbite

she destroys me like one one else…

>>383861

Maybe you should act on that active imagination.

>>383862

Imagine actually destroying her.

>>383864

can't even

like, seriously

>>383864

Like I haven't been dreaming about that for years

f u g

no sex talk allowed deviants

hello

>>383868

hard to believe she's the "ugly" one…

>>383869

hey mr. el :3

>>383870

good to see you've been doing what you're told and coming back around more regularly, like a good slave

>>383871

don't make me call the police, mr. el

isn't it a bit early to be dipping into the Xmas folder?

anyhow

hi everyone ♥

>>383873

hey smiles :3

>>383846

I didn't know that.

>>383845

Good night.

>>383873

Good morning.

>>383876

>>383874

hey anything exciting going on?

>>383873

hey smiles

it's not too early. i don't have one yet. i need to start stealing all of yours so ill have enough for xmas stockings.

>>383878

well hopefully i post some pictures that are to your liking ☺

>>383869

>>383879

>>383879

>that last one

v-v-very artistic

>>383873

>>383878

>>383879

>>383881

2pedo4me

>creapz ^^

>>383882

sorry anon here have a Miranda instead

>>383873

>>383869

Hi.

>>383883

thank you as long as you post something I can look at too once in a while I am good

>>383884

>>383882

well what's just pedo enough?

>>383885

honestly i never have any clue what to post so when i saw Christmas theme in thread i just went for that

Goodnight Lovelies ♥

>>383877

not much, rampantly cunnyposting on /tv/ while the janifag is away :^)

>>383890

nite mr. k :3

>>383890

sweet dreams my love

>>383891

>mfw i used to recognize your posting style like a year before you started tripfagging

>>383891

Cunnyposting sounds lewd.

>>383890

isn't it 12 hours early?

>>383894

dawwwww :3

I have a cunnybroclone, tho

he's like a lost twin brother, or something

>>383895

not at all

cunnyposting is love

cunnyposting is life

>>383887

something with an adult set of teeth at least

>>383891

Is tv any fun ?