/waifuist/ - Waifuist

Posting bestfu

>>384262

>bestfu

>the choice of every male 20something pleb on reddit

hah

>>384262

STOP BREAKING THE RULES

>>384263

>pye's fetishes in one picture

>>384264

Ali looks so pretty there :33

>>384264

>>384265

Jealousy only hurts yourself tbh

I'm pretty sure this merchant is friendzoned, but I still want him to go away.

>>384267

It's not jealousy we're just trying to help you with your wrongness.

>>384268

Poor guy. At least he's probably having the best moments of his life.

>>384267

chloe would be great if she was a little more down to earth and intelligent

>>384268

how the hell could he not get friendzoned, he's actually uglier than me

>>384266

Is there more than one fetish in there?

>>384273

I think the belly + hugging counts for two.

>so perfect it makes haters hate

Comfy up here at the top sorry fam

>>384271

Yeah, he gets to touch her shoulder. Not fair.

>>384272

He's not the easiest on the eyes. Looks like he comes from a long line of bankers, lawyers and 'reformed' communists.

>>384275

What?? I can barely hear you all the way down there.

>>384276

Ii bet he's touched more than that even

>>384277

Watch what you say, sir.

>>384274

Is hugging a fetish?

>>384278

I-i just meant her hand or hips.

Chloë speaks the supremacy for herself tbh

>>384280

That's still over the line. I bet he hasn't made it even a quarter as far as her chubby Asian friend.

>>384276

I couldn't imagine a worse end for those glorious Beckinsale genes.

>>384279

Once you're desperate enough.

>>384282

Her asian friend is fire tbh.

>>384279

If it is we'll make that three. I was thinking they're hugging her bloated belly even

>>384282

Well not even close. Her chubby asian friend has seen more than we could even ever dream of.

>>384284

Oh, that is somewhat erotic.

>>384286

Now I want to do such a thing. Coke off each freckle… thought i don't really want to OD.

I didn't know it was her birfday though.

>>384283

Yes. I would pay good money to see the two of them together.

>>384284

Yeah, of course. She's shared her bed with her.

>>384288

I knew only because I follow Lexee on instagram.

>lexeesmith: hey @larsenthompson💓 Ur 15 and I love you so much! I'm grateful to have you in my life. You are my sister, my woe, my ride or die, my right hannnnnnnnnd, and my go to. I am so proud of you in all you do!! I know one day you'll be walking the runway all over the world and all of your dreams will begin to be a reality. You are beautiful inside and out and I am so happy to be your sister from another mister. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!💖🍥💕💓💞

>>384289

Do you think she waited till lily fell asleep to uh,… explore?

>>384289

why is your instagram in japanese though

>>384291

this is false information

larsen was born at age 21

And then the brazilian guy arrived and everything went to hell.

>>384293

It's in japanese because some nipponese guy got added to her personal account then LINKED her the thread on /cel/ for her.

>>384296

well. it was good while it lasted guys.

>>384292

Stop being silly. We all know Lily's the exploratory one.

>>384293

Moon runes is the superior expressive tongue.

>>384296

Heyy.

>>384298

Lily is just a pervy girl.

>>384296

What story is this? I've heard it before.

>>384296

You're fine, it's forni who makes things weird.

>>384297

are japanese men usually that retarded?

>>384301

She 100% saw her thread because she said something like 'wtf' then blocked him.

>>384302

Well duh. How did he expect her to react? Jesus christ, some people are so fucking autistic it pisses me off. Maybe Slava is right and we need eugenics.

>>384303

I think he did it mostly just to piss everyone else off because they were asking him to post all her pics.

>>384297

You could pay me to go away.

>>384298

Hey.

>>384300

Story of my life tbh fam :(

>>384301

Why do you think forni makes things weird?

Then again he could be in jail right now.

>>384304

I think that may actually be even more autistic… wonder if he hit his mom in his rage too.

>>384305

Nothing, forget it.

>>384305

I'll pay you in personal dance lessons from kaylyn.

>>384306

It was pretty funny. I can only imagine what she thought when she read through all the posts about her.

happy birthday larsen

>>384306

Forgotten~

>>384307

I would prefer my payments in cash please.

also hello friends

>>384308

Probably how we feel when we are doxxed but worse.

>>384309

>>384311

Greetings, fellow ginger chaser.

>>384309

Happy normal day Ela

>>384313

t-t-thanks, though in truth they don't feel so special any more

>>384310

Kaylyn can give you something else instead of cash; it's lessons of another kind.

>>384308

Maybe I should link her to this board. She might think we're pretty cool and decide to don a trip!

>>384311

Hi.

>>384315

i hope it's insider trading information for her dad's company

>>384315

I really need the cash tho. Can I pass this opportunity and just get the money?

>>384316

Everyone would have to be on their best behaviour.

>>384317

I-it could be. But she has better information she can use on you.

>>384318

The best she can do is give you one of her thousand dollar bracelet thingys and you can sell that.

post modelinos pleaserino

>>384321

Lily models for pregnancy magazines. Does that count?

>>384320

lotto numbers?

>>384320

Why is kaylyn being mean?

>>384322

no it doesn't

i'm talking about pros on the runway

i'm in the mood for this shit right now, i don't want any of your dumb photoshoots or candids, post that crap and i ban you ok?

>>384323

Maybe if she was some kind of savant she could do that. But I don't think that's going to happen.

>>384324

Kaylyn just has to do things under the books. Things get risky otherwise.

>>384325

Kaylyn is a pro though!

Oh yeah! I saw one the most beautiful girls I've ever seen in my while life.

She was quite small, at most she was 5'3 but probably she was smaller.

Sad thing was that her bf was together with her but a funny thing was that he was a turbomanlet. I'm a manlet duke and he was even tinier than me. He was 5'6 or something.

>>384326

Which things? Can't she pay me with her allowance? Her allowance doesn't go in any book probably.

>>384328

>tfw short and ugly

a-a-at least i get a statistically marginally longer lifespan so i can feel lonely for longer

>>384329

Or you could use my story as motivation seeing that the turbomanlet got a very good-looking gf.

>>384328

Her allowance is just Daddy's credit card. So i don't think that counts.

>windows is 30 years old today

>loonix still at 1% market share after three decades

hahah gimme them neckbeard tears

>>384327

…a pro at what?

>>384328

that is encouraging. the last time i was at the bank, this short, dark skinned girl arrived with her mom about 10 minutes after me. she was so ridiculously pretty. prettiest girl i've ever seen in person. if it was up to me i'd even pick her over some of the girls i post.

>>384329

>tfw short, ugly, bald, hairy, knock-kneed, unintelligent and violent

nice try though

>>384330

he was probably good looking though and not a robot

i got decently fit for a while, gf has not been forthcoming though

>>384332

YOu're not already registered monthly for it? Im not sure how else you get it.

>>384333

Modelling?! What else would I have been implying???

>>384333

>unintelligent

literally me

>>384331

>just wanted some cash

>now have to do some shady business with kaylyn

Why does she takes so many back pics?

>>384333

Same thing with the girl I saw. She was very pretty and she also were wearing a very nice blue dress.

>>384334

He wasn't ugly that's for sure. But I wouldn't really call him good-looking tbh.

He looked very confident and happy tho. Then again with such gf I also would be very happy and confident.

>>384333

>>384336

ugly dumb manlet uprise when

>>384335

honestly modelling is not the first profession that comes to mind when i see her.

>>384336

what can i say, i'm a dreamer. don't need no maths skills. i'll end up dying young in some super romantic way in northern italy.

>>384337

They're showing off the back of the clothes you perv. Why else? and her ass

>>384338

The other profession is just on the side at night. She doesn't get taxed for it.

>>384339

Exactly.

Some people want to know what it looks like from behind.

>>384339

I just find strange to see so many back pics of her. It's very weird.

What ass?

>>384340

most of the men in her life already know

>>384342

dis one

>>384342

Dis ass.

>>384340

I for one think its tthe most important part to see if its worth buying.

>>384341

I guess you just had to get in when it started. They're very loyal to their customers.

>>384344

Maybe you are seeing things that don't exist?

>ywn marry kaylyn, kill her parents, divorce her, use the money for expensive leg lengthening and facial reconstruction surgery then find a qt3.14 wife and retire at 30

just smother me in my sleep pls

>>384347

>actually considering leg lengthening

JUST

>>384343

Lewd!

>>384345

Agreed

>>384348

you either die of gangrene or live long enough to see the top shelf

>>384346

it's pretty phat

for a petite, innocent little girl such as kaylyn

>>384351

>fock you eh

Totally made by a New Zealander.

>>384350

Words to live by. How short are you btw?

>>384351

>innocent little girl such as kaylyn

Are we talking about the same girl?

>>384353

5'8. i guess it could be worse but it's about 4 inches shorter than the average 18 year old

>>384353

k-kaylyn is pure. she only dates other girls because she likes sweet maidens but she doesn't know anything about love making.

>>384354

kek manlet

>>384355

Wasn't aware of that. Sorry. I take back my words.

Good morning.

>>384357

Hi dvt

>>384355

What a sweet maiden :33

>>384357

I see you dv

>>384357

ay dvt

LOL

>>384357

ayy

>>384357

Goody good.

>>384362

Proof impurity leads to terrorism, pls spread the word to all waifus.

>>384359

exactly.

>>384365

Nice video. I have a ton of pictures of this girl that I downloaded off an imgur album once that I barely ever look at.

>>384366

Oh yes, it's Thursday again.

>>384366

Lexee that's not a room tour!!

>>384368

S-so is that black guy a woman or..?

>>384366

hi b3

>>384370

these days, who knows…

>>384360

>>384358

>>384361

>>384363

>>384365

>>384366

Hello.

>>384371

>>384369

>>384370

banji birthday hype

will there be an angry drink throwing fight at Larsen's party?

>>384367

sloots gonna sloot

>>384366

Hey

New Lexee. Yah!

>>384374

With Lexee present it's almost a sure thing.

>>384366

hello~

>>384369

I never look at any of my pics tbh

>>384374

>>384376

I don't think so. I bet Lexee and Larsen will just have a nice, quiet sushi date to celebrate her birth.

>>384377

You need to print em out and pin them all over your walls like every truly dedicated waifuist.

>>384378

Chloe careful you could choke.

>>384379

Ill have you know Chloe is lexee's sushi partner for life.

>>384377

>>384379

I personally endorse Wall Waifuism.

>>384379

>>384381

Who would I put on the wall? I have no waifu.

>>384382

How does it feel to have no heart?

>>384382

I'll send you a starter pack of pictures of myself and you can have an husbando wall because I am surely you're husbando right?

>>384383

Emptiness of any emotion including sadness over not having a heart.

>>384384

Can't we be friends? You haven't even taken me out on a date.

>>384385

I plead the fifth.

>>384386

Don't worry bbg we can take it slow then

>>384388

Woah

Sleepy time.~♥

>>384375

>>384375

who is that cum plum on the right btw? not just ashi is it?

>>384390

nighty night

>>384391

It's Larsen

>>384393

>>384394

i think im retarded

>>384384

>>384385

>letters on Larsen crotch

>>384395

Is like a secret code word between chloe and lexee then??

>>384397

no homo but this guy is beautiful

>>384397

As someone that frequently mixes stimulants and depressants, those red circles around the eyes of the guy in pic 2 look really familiar.

>>384393

It sounded like she said 'sneaky twink' to me. Maybe that's a code?

>>384400

i'm afraid you are a fucking pleb

>>384402

i have them too and i don't do any drugs. but he's french so he probably does.

>>384405

Maybe Lexee is also a fan of twinks?

>>384407

Lexee is into girls only mr.

Man, what happened to ASR?

>>384407

Chloe does have a twinkish figure

>>384409

Cardio kills the breasts. See footnote under Kiki.

>>384410

i don't know. i'm looking at her expiration date and it reads "use by 10/2006"

>>384410

She's dead on the inside and out.

>>384411

That and supporting Hilldog.

I thought I could see areola in this set at first, but pretty sure it's just the tight dress creating redness on her flat, almost muscly chest.

>>384411

>ywn tie chloes hair up into a tight bun and pretend she's a boy

>>384416

>>384390

Good night.

>>384409

i think she still looks pretty good. i've always liked her though.

>>384415

>ywn tie chloes

>>384417

Hey elag.

I was crazy to think this would take 5 mins.

not seeing too much wrong with ASSR

>>384416

>>384421

Oh. You just came on? Good afternoon.

>>384423

I wish that first pic was her. She still looks okay, I just think she's starting to 'sour' as she gets older.

>>384425

all women do

should have looked at that more closely when i saved it, pretty obvious it isn't her.

>>384424

Afternoon.

>>384425

i wonder how loud she burped in that pic

>>384426

Yeah, her butt is way fuzzier than that.

>>384409

>>384413

>>384423

she's looking rough on the face mostly from baby fat loss.

>>384426

you just assumed by the hairy arms

>>384423

I sincerely thought that first pic was someone else.

Speaking of which…

>>384430

Do you know where and when this is from?

>>384429

I'd be more curious of what it smelled like.

ASR, please!

>>384430

Don't bully her butt beard.

>>384434

this reminds me of another gif i saw once. this girl shit herself and it spilled out, was never sure if someone didn't just stuff a hose into her pants it was so ridiculous.

didn't save it sorry everyone!

:D

>>384431

was hoping to see you around ♥

>>384434

ugh

>>384435

lel

>>384439

Chloe likes burps though…

>>384431

Yeah, her face is not in tip top shape anymore.

>>384432

Check her instagram.

>>384435

I actually kinda like it

all of a sudden everyone just disappears

guess it is time to go outside and have a session ☺

>>384444

It wasn't there. Oh well. Thanks. Also, that's her leg and foot, not someone else's arm and hand?

>>384445

Bye…?

>>384444

>>384447

hello there

>>384450

Hi.

>>384451

did you hear what happened?

>>384451

>>384452

hello??? let us know what happened?

>>384452

What happened?

>>384454

>>384453

>>384455

Oh, I was just wondering if you guys knew yet, that's all.

>>384456

>>384456

Apparently not….

>>384446

That's all her. Not sure where to find it if it's not on her instagram.

>>384448

ASR-dog deserved it.

>>384459

Aight. Thanks.

>>384460

sorry, Pops

>>384463

fun and musicmanship is apparently beneath you

A K. girls only thread huh…

I don't know if he likes Ksenia tho.

Speaking of which I don't know if he likes Eva either. Or do I?

>>384468

pretty much everything he did is worth listening to. most of it is high tier.

>>384470

i've actually got Baby Snakes on at the moment not sure if you've seen it?

>>384467

google says no, never cared for his own stuff but he's a young man. yes lil' lads 46 is young

>>384474

Dweezil does a tour called "Zappa does Zappa" which i actually really REALLY want to see. never got to see Frank live unfortunately.

>>384472

I'm sure I did but I can't say I remember it.

>>384466

>>384469

Pretty sure he likes the Joost, that just means Quiet is "OVERPOWERED".

But anyway, did you guys check my dubs?

>>384475

You beat me to posting those pics.

>>384477

Nice pair.

>>384475

yeah I didn't recall exactly what was the project he was doing regarding his father's work, but I heard he was great at it and he got a lot of the musicians Zappa worked with.

>>384480

>this girl

lord have mercy

>>384481

Amen!

>>384482

It wouldn't surprise me if she's a satanic creation.

>>384480

>>384481

I notice she has that pair of shoes for most of her recent shoes. She should have slippers.

Man, I can only imagine in my sweetest dreams, in my mind's eye and my heart of hearts how indescribably perfect Stefanie's bare breasts are.

>>384483

If the Ryry is a creation of das Juden to lure the goyim into breeding into the brothers of Abraham then is Natalie a Satanist creation to lure good men into debauchery and sin?

What have the Muslims and Christians created to ignite men's sexual appetites to their cause?

>>384485

she always looks so awkward…

Remember when Bella was flat?

>>384488

Nice Hitler dubs.

Being awkward is a lot of her charm.

Stefanie is at heart a goofy spaz probably with some vague form of girl-autism.

>>384491

>>384491

>tfw you will never lick and bite Bella's nipples and make her squirm

>her wonderfully puffy nipples

They are quite puffy

>>384498

Good night.

>>384494

Muh feels.

>>384496

And pink. Not what you'd expect with her heritage.

>>384498

G'night.

>>384493

>>384491

>>384494

>>384495

>>384496

>>384497

>>384500

>>384496

>>384496

Deliciously puffy

>>384496

So puffy

>>384501

>>384505

Hello.

>>384506

>>384507

Lol hello

So it begins..

>>384510

I thought this was a good waifus thread?

>>384513

You'll have to refer yourself to section two of the first post.

♥_♥

>>384514

so its really a bad taste thread?

>>384515

does she play much? saoirse learned how for byzantium

>>384513

Until you showed up

>>384516

Being cheeky doesn't get you out of this mess.

well. It was a good run guys.

>>384517

yeah, now it's a GREAT waifu thread ^_^

>>384518

w-what mess?

>>384516

Yeah she does, but only pop music she listens too.

>>384519

ewwww

>>384519

is that kiki?

who's the qt on the right?

>>384521

w-well it's still a nice talent to have

>>384519

B-b-but /cel/ experts said he was gay!

>>384520

No silly Saoirse is a bad girl. This is a thread for good girls like Chloë.

>>384513

Hello.

>>384525

It's Nat. The thighs give it all away.

>>384523

shut up, saoirse is perfect!

yeah the only thing /cel/ has expertise on is feet

>>384525

it really is kiki? what a slut…

>>384524

hiayo

>>384510

Uh oh

>>384519

Doesn't look like her

>Thread will be unlocked when this one reaches a million posts.

>>384529

HOw doesn't it look like nat?

>>384519

m-maybe it's one of those gay friend kisses right?

the guy looks like a faggot after all.

>>384533

He does look a tad gay. BUt how could you kiss nat and NOT turn heterosexual?

>>384534

I think even someone as straight as you would kiss a guy in front of Nat to prove your gayness, if you got to kiss her after.

>>384521

I think I'm turning into you, Jojo.

Can someone pls post the picture of nat sitting outside some train station on the steps?

>>384537

Welcome to hell.

>>384538

????

>>384539

:(

>>384540

Oh yes, that's the one. Thank you muchly.

>>384541

It'll be alright.

>>384541

>>384539

c-cheer up

>>384544

>>384545

>>384546

>>384546

>gurrbull

lmao

>>384550

It's snowing outside

Bedtime for Chlobro everyone pls be alive still when I wake up

>>384552

Night.

>>384551

not here it isn't

goodnight guys

>>384552

Good night.

>>384554

Night!

>>384554

Good night.

stupid fuggin auto update turning itself off

>>384558

dat wiggle

>>384559

Really shows off how nice the dress is.

Come enjoy Smiley's Birfday

>>384414

>>384414

>>384414

>>384414

>>384414

>>384414

>>384414

>>384260

how do i supposed to know if you don't like her or not?