/waifuist/ - Waifuist

Hello all.

>>384907

Hey BBB

>>384907

Hey, Triple B.

W-wow…

Saoirse was really something else. On another level as a waifu.

Something, something… like tears in rain.

#nomakeupday

Dammit lol

What's wrong with the server?

I consider myself to be a kind of modern day ronin, you see, I am a samurai without a master…

>>384916

no…

Well i'm off to bed, have guys ~~

Wanna be safe? Smoke cigarettes or cigars. Because they keep the blood flowin' when your body starts to shut down.

I hope you're backing up your data. Someone's backing it up… it ain't you.

The United States Government and the NSA know you better than you know yourself.

"Rectify" is the best show that nobody is watching. And one of the best currently airing on television.

Tiffany is a pretty qt Trump daughter.

She doesn't get anywhere near as much attention as Ivanka.

>>384920

Good night.

>>384926

What a cute couple they make.

>>384926

Chloe's wrist looks bigger than her forearm.

>>384929

She's nothing but a richer, prettier version Autie.

>>384930

Enter awkward growth phase Chloe.

>>384933

Looks that way.

So petite.

aye aye, my crew

what's new?

>>384933

I'm not sure if she's prettier than Autie. Looking at that picture of her and Chloe again, her nose keeps bothering me. It's just too big, I'm afraid.

>>384937

Heyy.

>>384924

Not that I can recall. Didn't you get enough of her displaying herself during the fappening?

Was probably one of the lewdest things that got leaked.

http://news.yahoo.com/black-miss-japan-fights-race-revolution-041830696.html

"I want to start a revolution," Miyamoto added with a laugh. "I can't change things overnight but in 100-200 years there will be very few pure Japanese left, so we have to start changing the way we think."

>>384938

ahoy, mr. jet

our beloved vessel seems like a total mess tonight, this thread isn't even showing in the frontage, only in the catalog

>>384942

But LB said Asian-White hybrids are the best.

You both can't be right.

>>384930

that's just the angle, tho

but her lanky arms are GOAT :3

>>384944

You wanna know what's even better?

2D.

>>384940

If only leaks of that quality came from a girl I cared about and not that one teacher from Mad Men.

>>384943

Yes, I'm afraid we're in turbulent waters now. And we only have a few of these swans left for when the ship goes under. One man, one waifu per.

>>384946

Now you've gone a bridge too far.

>>384947

You're speaking in riddles. Who was the girl? Eyebrows?

>>384937

Hi.

>>384947

heh

who's managing /waifuist/ @ betachan?

maybe we could take shelter there while we wait for clearer skies

hotwheels needs to get his shit together…

>>384948

Riddles? I'm not speaking in riddles. You guys were talking about Abigail having the best leaks, with the masturbation on tape and all. I said that I wish leaks of that quality were of a girl that I cared about and not somebody, who at the time was a relative nobody.

>>384948

Says you.

>>384951

That's much clearer.

>>384949

hey, triple5 :3

>>384950

Some troll.

https://embed-ssl.wistia.com/deliveries/ddc2496cbe1d5368059c793e9172ed6be5a68e11/file.mp4

Check this out, guys.

>>384955

well,

fugg

>>384956

The sound of that scythe going through the straw makes me anxious.

>>384950

I'm not sure. I thought dvt said some troll started a /waifuist/ on there. We really should have been on that.

I'm not even sure about what's going on. Isn't 8chan basically beyond repair at this point and the wheels wants everyone to migrate to that infinity project?

>>384953

I can think of a few waifus that were part of the leak who I'd prefer to see have Abigail-tier stuff. And one that I expected much more out of

>>384957

Mods can still mod there so QG should technically still own it there too i think?

>>384959

I think /sp/ has already moved there.

I'm not going back to captchas.

Fuck that.

>>384962

It's only a one time captcha

>>384959

>I'm not even sure about what's going on. Isn't 8chan basically beyond repair at this point and the wheels wants everyone to migrate to that infinity project?

well, he wants people to test the new site, obviously, but he also said that content was going to get moved

so the big question is when

>>384960

hey mr. k :3

that should be the case, but no idea

if that's the case then we should probably crash there for a while

>>384962

it's the same as here, I think, one per day

at least someone said that the last time I asked

who's the mini-autie? :3

>>384962

SP (temporarily) moved somewhere else.

>>384959

8chan's code is being renewed, re-written from scratch. The beta testing site is where it's being tested but 8ch.net will remain here. On our end, it's really an update - not a migration.

>>384965

aye aye, thanks

I thought you were a mod too :3

Is there anyway to change that awful salmon colored background?

>>384967

I am. Who do you think made the board volunteer post over there ;3?

>>384968

That was my biggest gripe. Could not find a way.

>tfw whole board does not update for three hours

>>384964

>>384966

I see. Thanks for clearing that up. Makes sense.

I wonder if I'm gonna be able to post muh mp4's when the site's no longer fucked.

>>384964

Mini-Autie, henceforth known as MA is Emma Rayne Lyle.

>>384971

Uhm….

>>384973

Some mp4's still can't post.

>>384973

I can't post mp4s either for the record maybe it's admin/mod privilege pls check it

>>384969

oh, ok, ok

so mr. qg is like an"admin" then?

I'm not sure how this 8chn board thing work :3

>>384971

hopefully!

>>384972

haha, seconded

where did she come from? acting or dancing?

>>384974

>>384975

You didn't watch my hilarious mp4. T_T Might it be bigger than mine? By default, I don't stay as mod. So, that's not the case.

>>384976

She's clearly not from California. Here's a pic of her in the woods.

You gotta drive for a while to find bullshit like that.

>>384977

Only mp4s I've ever tried posting are the ones direct ripped from Chloë's instagram so defs not bigger than that one.

hi

>>384978

yeah, so chloe keeps branching out her harem…

australians, asians, so much variety

I had such high hopes for you Ashi…

>>384980

BRI

BRI

BRO

that girl REALLY shouldn't be taken pics with the bribs

it's just a massacre

>tfw no concerts with Chloë

>tfw no concert for Chloë

>>384980

hibribro

So, my aunt's mom's celebrating her birthday in her husband's wake now. Kinda awkward.

>>384979

I've no idea then. Interesting coincidence, if you try opening an Instagram photo with Photoshop, you'll get an error.

>>384980

Hey.

>>384982

what happened?

she went back to the shire? :^)

>>384983

kek

>>384986

I don't know where she is. One day she's posting the golden gate bridge, the next day NYC traffic, and then some shirtless twink in Australia.

>>384987

oh god, my body is not ready for lipstick bribs…

things are moving way too fast

>>384985

Do they build some blocker into instagram picdata trying to prevent people from being able to shoop people's gram pics even though you could just screencap to get the image anyway?

>>384989

This is a bend or break moment.

If you can't handle it, ring the bell and you can wash out.

>>384988

yeah, she's like the traveling-cunny

btw, did we ever find a good source for that video?

it's unforgivable that no one seems to have made any webms yet, myself included

vulgar display of thickness

>>384989

oh well, check out this webm I just made

>>384990

I dunno. But, what you can do is open it in paint. If you don't save anything anyway, the quality isn't compressed. Just select everything, copy it, and paste it in Photoshop.

>>384991

it's something about the bribs, tho

I mean, I'm completely vaccinated from lexee's sexeeness

I can handle the momo like an stoic warrior

I even can handle bikini-kaylyn

but the bribs, with the hair, the lips, the tushy, that penetrating stare…

>>384996

She's just getting started into her awkward phase. I'm just going to wait it out tbh.

>>384993

>you will never have a nerfgun fight with the bribs

why even live ;__;

>>384994

>This video is not available.

can you actually play it?

>>384995

That pic was my desktop background for like six months.

>>384997

I'm a fan of awkward phases, tbh

bella's awkward phase was G O A T

ryry's too

>>385001

That's all you, fam.

>>385001

When did the Ryry ever have an awkward phase?

>>385000

fuggg

let me find an amerifat proxy

>>385002

well, I'm owning it

#awardphase4life

>>384999

Haha. I wouldn't be surprised.

>>385003

here, between the loli-goddess and the tit-waxfigure phases

>>385006

>the Ryry is elegant perfection even in awkwardness

the magic of the ryry

>>385007

word

>>385005

Is like stepping into paradise every time you open the screen.

Gonna have to reset it now for the cold winter months

mama mia

:3

>>385012

Hello. :)

>>385009

hey jo ♥

>>385011

>dat midriff

>dem back dimples

god

dammit

>>385012

hey cthu, long time no see :3

>>385010

You need something hotter?

>>385012

Hey, Booboo.

>>385012

:3

>>385013

>>385016

Hi.

>>385014

I've been posting as Anon. We spoke yesterday.

Never too early for Christmas socks. :3

>>385014

Howdy Mr C.

>>385010

I need some new waifu wallpapers. I mostly just have various cityscapes and landscapes.

>>385012

Welcome back.

>>385014

You can also see a bit of crack in the first webm.

>>385017

;)

>>385020

For now.

>>385016

Does it get hotter than Chloë perfection in tropical paradise?

>>385018

Pretty sneaky, sis.

>>385020

I usually just use giant HR pics I don't actually really have a lot of wallpapers specifically for Chloë.

>>385022

Not in a good way.

>>385018

oh, but I wasn't here yesterday, tho

are you cheating on me with a different mr. chloe? ;__;

>>385019

:3

>>385020

>I need some new waifu wallpapers. I mostly just have various cityscapes and landscapes

that reminds me that I should update my thread >>356143

>You can also see a bit of crack in the first webm.

I was trying not to look…

>>385024

N-Never.

It must have been the day before then. My memory is pretty bad.

>>385025

>My memory is pretty bad.

mine too, tbh, but I think I remember :3

>>385023

I don't follow.

>>385027

I thought you were asking about the Philippines. My bad.

>>385021

I'm sure you wanna stay with us.

>>385022

You might like this one then.

>>385024

Thanks. I've been meaning to check out that thread.

Hope I didn't trigger you too much.

>>385029

Sometimes.

>>385028

Do you want to tell me things about the Philippines?

>>385029

neat thx!

>>385029

well, that momo pic is triggering quite a few feels, tbh

are we back online?

>>385030

Well you'll always be here in spirit or as anon

>>385031

No problem, dear.

>>385032

Who doesn't like bikini Mo?

>>385033

Yep.

test 8:52 PST

guys does autie have a literal sister is this just some random?

also them comments

>>385031

Mostly, it's hot.

>>385033

Hello.

>>385036

derp

https://instagram.com/p/-IXzwfIMPG/?taken-by=autumnmiller

muff censorship should be tried as a violation of the first amendment

>>385042

Lexee's muffs would disagree.

>>385044

doesn't look like it

>>385046

Muff staring is pretty much rape. Stop raping little girls you pedophile.

>>385047

racist

respect my culture

>>384970

JUST

>>385048

Respect lexee's muffs!

>>385049

CHLOË

>>385050

well i mostly stared at her cunny in the last pic

>>385052

That's all we needed. The AFP will be round in 15. Don't try to leave.

>>385033

hey mr. ela :3

>>385034

bikini mo is love

bikini mo life

>>385036

>>385039

lol

dunno but she looks hawt :3

>>385051

Not even Clawie can salvage this trainwreck of a chan tbh

>>385049

Hi, Lipnitskaya.

>>385052

>her cunny

it seems like you have grossly misinterpreted some of the most basic principles of cunnyism, please allow me to rectify this misunderstanding

first and foremost, and let's be absolutely clear about this, "cunny" it is NOT, in any way, a moniker for vagina

cunny means love, cunny means life

it is a most needed term which encompasses all the pristine, sublime qualities exclusively gathered in those few, exquisite, finest manifestations of the female genre defined as "cunnys"

a word which successfully combines the deepest meaning of beauty, the purest form of contemplation, and the earnest, inmost sincere, unblemished expression of love

that, my dear friend, is the true meaning of cunny

>>385055

This tbh.

Are these in high res yet?

>>385056

Hello… again

>>385058

Some

>>385053

now you're a mega racist

>>385054

hey mr c

>>385057

im having trouble concentrating on any of this. lexee's twizzler vid makes me dizzy.

>>385055

>8chan will never have its shit Chloëd up

>>385060

she's a very distracting girl, indeed

>>385060

That's ok. I'm allowed to be racist.

>>385061

Probably a good thing tbh the Hillary spam would be annoying after a while

>>385063

Because you're not white?

>>385062

>SXESXESEX

not helping

>>385059

Thanks.

>>385064

I'm not sure what's going to be harder to read, her twitter if Hillary wins, or her twitter if Hillary loses.

Honestly though I'd listen to all her Shillarying if she did it in vlogs instead of tweets and retweets.

>>385065

what about mermaid lex?

>>385067

Hmm, I don't think you paid much attention in your mandatory good goy lessons. Being the whitest means you have to be the least racist.

>>385068

Hillary winning would be worse to see

>>385069

between captain chloe and princess sxe i'm officially at full mast

>>385070

Yeah I suppose, if Hillary wins Democrat candidate then it's at least a full campaign worth of shit. If Hillary wins president then it's four whole years of Choë retweeting her and pushing her policies and garbage. If she loses Democrat candidate and president Chloë will get over it in like a month and that will be the total end of Hillary clogging up my Chloë feed.

>>385068

what does she say about hillary? i want to get angry.

>>385074

Hillary is female Jesus and can do no wrong, basically.

>>385072

lol

here, have some slow-mo lex to relax you

>>385074

Basically everything Hillary says. Recently in Nylon she said:

> “I read up on all of the candidates and Hillary is the best—male or female,” says Moretz, who has gotten to spend some face time with the candidate. “Hillary’s giving us real answers to real questions for once. And I think she’s one of the first candidates we’ve had in a long time that isn’t lying to us in that sense. I think she’s an amazing role model, and I like her ideas for education reform and college loans—higher education should be as accessible as a high school education. You shouldn’t have to pay 15 years of your life back to a bank to pay off a student loan.”

>>385075

N-no it's not at all because Hillary is a woman and muh feminism!

>>385077

>“Hillary’s giving us real answers to real questions for once. And I think she’s one of the first candidates we’ve had in a long time that isn’t lying to us in that sense.

Laugh every time I read it. The voting age really should be raised

>>385077

Where does hillary propose the extra money comes to fund college though?

>>385077

i wonder what she thinks about the 'real answer' hillary gave in the last debate about how her wall street connections don't matter because 9/11 happened

>>385076

this is only making my muscles even tenser ;__;

>>385078

yeah seriously

>hillary

>not lying

only when her lips aren't moving

>>385079

How's Trump going to pay for the wall? Checkmate, Atheist

>>385079

Stop that. Questioning a woman is sexist, K.

>>385080

I think she sees what she wants to see at this point.

>>385082

With his own money didn't he say?

>>385083

S-sorry. All glory to Hillary.

>>385080

think about comfort food, donuts maybe?

>>385083

>I think she sees what she wants to see at this point.

Women, AMIRITE?! Ahaha

>>385084

Nah, he said he was gonna make Mexico pay for it

>>385086

GOod enough. Fug dem beaners.

>>385087

I don't think Kiki would like how racist you are ;-;

>Do you actually support Trump, K?

>>385085

all i can think about is how i'd take a bite out of her donut

which reminds me that im hungry. brb

>mfw the general slowly turns into a chloe thread

>>385086

I'd love to see Chloë's four years of twitter hate in the case of a Trump presidency.

Maybe she'd move to Canada like all the other overdramatic Americans say they're going to do when a political candidate they don't like is voted in.

>>385090

The war of the Chloës is not far off.

>>385088

N-no. I was just kidding all along kiki. ha ha ha.

>>385092

I bet she'd hate you even more for being so spineless. Women love Trump because he's alpha.

>>385091

I think you mean forty years. Once Trump is President, he should never relinquish it. I even wrote new lyrics for the US national anthem in the event he becomes dictator for life.

>>385092

But how can she respect you if you backpeddle on your opinions so easily? She'll think you're a beta cuck

>>385091

different generations, confrontation is not required

>>385094

It's not backpeddeling. I was just joking all along Kiki!

>>385093

K-kiki might not.

>>385096

That will just confuse her feeble, female mind!

>>385097

Kiki is an intelligent woman thank you very much!!

>>385094

>Chloë moves to Canada for forty years

I like my chances.

>>385095

I am a warmonger craving that wartime waifu economy.

>>385096

Kiernankiernan doesn't seem like the type to appreciate racist jokes…

>>385099

Kiki appreciates all forms of art.

>>385098

W-why is she friends with a Jewess negro black rights loving feminazi SJW???

>>385101

T-they're just her friends! Nothing more than that!!

>>385099

cunnyism is all about peace and love, brother

make love, not war

>Kiki's face when K accidentally lets slip, in his drunken state, his flamboyantly racist tendencies

>>385102

It's good to have hope :)

>>385104

WEW

That definitely wouldn't be her face, I meant this

>>385104

>>385104

>you will never snort coke from that belly button

why even live

>>385103

It's coming Mr. Chloe, I just hope you're on the right side m8

You damn hippies can't prevent the inevitable boiling point. Clearly the only way to settle this is with Chloë on Chloe violence in some sort of tub full of chocolate sauce, to spare as many lives as possible.

Confirmed that QG has ownership of the beta /waifuist/ board over on the shitty themed site atm.

Now we just wait.

>>385108

I would snort coke out of her butt crack just to spite K tbh

>>385112

>>385109

>in some sort of tub full of chocolate sauce

lol, sounds peaceful enough to me…

>>385110

excellent

we could also email hotwheels and ask him about the whole "moving content" thing

>>385113

>implying you wouldn't be extremely mad and jealous

>>385111

hippy cunnys are best cunnys :3

>>385112

y-yeah, j-just to spite mr. k, hehe

>>385115

Id be mad that she was even near such a thing.

>>385114

Dvt is in direct contact with him. He can ask him. I believe he already has and said they will migrate all our current threads and shit over.

I know for sure we won't lose our post count. Nearing 400k now. Hype.

Goodnight sweety /waifuist/s

>>385117

N-not just to spite K, of course

>>385118

So she's not allowed to do drugs even though you do? Kind of hypocritical fam tbh

>>385119

Nite nite broskie

>>385119

baibai

>>385120

She can do drugs. Just only the ones I permit her to!

>>385118

a w e s o m e

>talking about cracks

>starts posting peypey

I see what you did thar…

>>385119

nite, mr. chlondike :3

>>385119

night chlondike

>>385124

S-she just has a special bum

>>385123

Oh, jeez. "Permit" her to do, what, are you going to make her wear a hijab next?

>>385127

Of course. She's only allowed out with me accompanying her. What kind of patriarchy do you think we live in?

>>385119

Goodnight.

>>385123

Poor K is gonna turn his own waifu into a drug addict. If she isn't skinny enough without the coke.

>>385126

among her many assets, yes

>>385129

who is trump hump? his granddaughter?

>>385128

You seem to live in a much better patriarchy than me

>>385129

I would never. I want to fatten he rup not make her skinnier.

>>385131

Almost looks like a young mia.

>>385131

That's his daughter Ivanka when she was young.

>>385133

So you intent do make her a grasshead so she gets the munchies, hmmm?

>>385134

shame. her own daughter has a very kikey nose. she shouldnt have diluted the pure celtic trump dynasty with hebrew adulterants.

>>385133

exactly what i thought

>>385135

It was a business decision apparently. Still poor choice to sell your daughter out to a tribesman.

Oh well.

>>385119

Good night.

>>385135

>Pure celtic

isn't Ivanka like half Czech?

>>385137

>jeff's wife

elle-oh-elle

>>385138

nite, triple5 :3

>tfw I had a lewd dream with her last night

pretty weird…

>>385139

w-well at least it was european

>>385140

Thanks but… uhm:

>>385119

>>385138

>>385142

kek, the page scrolled down and didn't see the quote

>>385143

wacesbb?

>>385141

someone needs to loot all the brybry pics from CK…

>>385144

literal galaxies :3

>>385143

You mean it scrolled down in such a way you only saw the "Good night" and not what's on top of it? Haha. Nice.

>>385147

yeah, should've seen it when I quoted you but I was… distracted

>>385146

i'll get on it. but who's this cunny bunny?

http://www.californiakisses.com/products/PREPPY-PLAID-BASIC-CAMI-TOP-1155034.aspx?cid=1866

>>385148

By my sheer charm…?

>>385150

no idea, tbh

come many cuncuns, so little time :3

this other cutie from DD also caught my attention the other day

freckles are a big weakness of mine :3

>>385151

y-yes of c-course

>>385153

she's p-p-pretty

how do i get the high res pics off of california kisses?

>>385153

>>385155

>come many

*so many

this is what happens when I multitask…

>how do i get the high res pics off of california kisses?

one sec, let me check

did you try with BID?

>>385155

nvm. somehow i figured it out. at least i think i did

Doctor Kisses? I'm Cunny

>>385157

yeah, I'm getting them just by openning them on a different tab

we should rip thewholething, tho

peyton's too

>>385158

k e k

patching r&i for an id on another suspected cunny bunny

>>385159

this is probably gonna take a while. you do peyton, i'll do brynne, we'll compare notes

>>385160

that site is a literal goldmine

>tfw the eternal river of cunny will always provide

#basedinformationage

>>385161

wait, are you doing it manually?

you mad man, I love you

hang on, we need to automatize this process

>>385162

if you know how to hack into the mainframe that'll save a lot of time

>>385154

Do you have the original source of that pic? Please tell me you do.

>>385163

well, BID is grabbing them as embedded, but with tons of trash too

that being said, it is grabbing them, so there's that

>>385164

sorry, I got that one from /tv/, I think :3

>>385165

what even is that?

>>385165

Ask them.

hey cucks

>>385166

BID?

Bulk Image Downloader, a waifuist's best friend

>>385167

I will do so next time, I promise :3

>>385168

hey pratalewd :3

her name is olivia i think

>>385173

All i remember from the op was the database spam. It was le ebik /a/ meeems.

>>385171

alright, so basically all the HQ pics have a _ZM_ denomination

and the rest is just classification

it even rhymes

>>385168

Hi.

>>385175

zm for 'zoom' i assume. i was just replacing th with zm in the source list thingy and getting them all individually that way

>>385177

don't sweat it, I can rip the whole thing

just need to grab all the links and let BID do its thing

I'll do brybry first :3

ARRRCHURRRR

>>385179

are you well versed in chinese cartoons, mr k?

>>385180

perhaps…

>>385181

cool, just started death note a few weeks ago

I'll ask you for advice once I'm done with it

>go away for a couple hours

>come back

>Mr Chloe is still here

:3

I like how you're around a lot more lately.

>>385182

Good place to start for someone who hasn't watched anything before.

Feel free to ask ;3

random question but how does everyone pronounce the true chloxee pairing? is it klohk-see or clock-see?

>>385185

I think the first like - Chlo - ex - ee

>>385183

dawww

I'm trying too :3

>>385184

here's what I've seen

DB

DBZ

Evangelion

Cowboy Bebop

that's it

all definitely worth watching, and I'd even define evangelion as essential viewing for anyone who "serious" about film

>go away for a couple of hours

>come back

>slava is posting again

>>385187

You're correct about Evangelion.

It all depends on what anime you're after. There are ones with deeper storylines or more confusing ones like evangelion that have deeper meanings. You could try Serial Experiments Lain. But it's a bit slow. Probably not a great one to start with.

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann or Psycho Pass next would be my recommendation. Both would be a decent starting point. Both are amazing too. The latter being one of my all time favourites.

>>385189

Isn't it just the best?!?

>>385187

>Evangelion

>good

>>385187

>>385188

Oh. And, K. was also the one who let me watch that.

>>385185

>>385186

this

>>385188

is it good? :3

saw it mentioned quite often when i was researching animu

>>385190

>It all depends on what anime you're after

well, I'm always trying to expand to my cinematic horizon in any possible way, so it goes beyond merely "fun", meaning anything visually/conceptually interesting interests me

>You could try Serial Experiments Lain. But it's a bit slow.

I love "slow" shows, tbh

>Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann or Psycho Pass next would be my recommendation. Both would be a decent starting point. Both are amazing too. The latter being one of my all time favourites.

awesome, I'll write them down

thanks, brother

>>385194

It is.

>>385194

Conceptually interesting. You will love Lain and Psycho pass then. Both have extremely great conceptions