/waifuist/ - Waifuist

On topic: don't you just wanna grab her by the ankles?

>>385221

>founding the Church of Cunnyism

>making a living out of talking about Cunny

>basically becoming the Pope of Cunny

literally my biggest dream ;___;

>>385225

>chloe manson

that's your cult name

>>385223

I rather grab kiki's, tbh

>>385224

Oh yeah. She's another adorable one.

>>385225

Kinda looks like Kiki.

>>385227

It wouldn't be as challenging though.

>>385226

kek

>chloe manson

>chloe mansion

>you will never be Cunny Hefner

JDIMSA

>>385228

>that shirt

l-lewd

>>385229

actually, it would be less legal, thus being more challenging

>>385230

>>385223

What are you gonna do once you've grabbed them?

antonio banderas is turning into bob ross

>>385232

glad to see she's finally cutting down the carbs

>>385234

needs the jewfro, tho

>>385235

>>385232

>>385236

going to have to get off for today so i still have time to watch the cartoons ive been ordered to before bed

gn ervywun

>>385238

Good girl. Sleep well and enjoy :33

>>385231

They're kinda both 16.

>>385233

I dunno. Hold her upside down and kiss her bare tummy?

>>385234

Good morning. I sorta see a transformation into Arnie.

>>385238

Good night.

>>385237

>>385238

sweet dreams, mr. ela :3

>>385240

Sounds lewd.

>>385241

>>385238

Night.

>>385238

i just want to crawl through the screen and lay down on that bed

>>385240

>They're kinda both 16.

oh, you're right, I forgot kiki turned 16 already

they grow up so fat ;__;

>>385246

>they grow up so fat

Well, Kiki doesn't.

>>385243

>>385247

kek

all those sersha pics got into me, sorry

>>385249

>>385250

j/k, pratalewd

Find a flaw, ANY flaw

>>385252

>160x160

that's literally the only flaw I can find

>>385243

No. This is: >>385245

>>385246

It's sad.

I wish they did. Kiki's not exactly even chubby now.

>>385253

now what?

>>385252

Kiki's just going through her david bowie phase, she'll put on some when she gets over it

>>385254

well, I'm a thin-kiki fan, tbh :3

>>385255

kek, we're making progress

>dat look

seriously, muh heart :3

>>385256

Did you mean to reply to me?

>>385259

Yeah, i did. I fucked that post up pretty badly

>>385260

More than you want to with Dove?

>>385261

You should probably pick it up and place it somewhere else

i don't understand this show you told me to watch k

>tfw successfully expanded my brybry folder today

well, today was a good day

later, bros

keep worshiping dem waifus :3

>>385264

cya :3

>>385264

Later cunny pope ~~

>>385263

dem subs/translations love it.

W-what does this face mean?

>it's a k implies lewd things episode

>>385264

Bye.

>>385269

I didn't imply anything. You're the one thinking it.

hoi cunts

sup m8s

>>385272

Who you callin' a cunnt maite?

>>385273

hayooo

>>385145

>Ariel

>any kind of healthy waifu

>>385274

you cheeky bastard

>>385276

u r 1 cheeky cunt m8

>>385272

>>385273

>>385275

Hello.

>>385277

>>385278

>gonna make pizza

>gonna make sauce

>gonna knead the dough

>gonna put my toppings

>gonna bake it up

>>385279

Just order it instead.

Chloe down under

>>385281

It's like she's putting her toes in an invisible man's mouth.

>>385282

LOL

I guess it does

>>385281

Hi.

>>385284

Ya blew it

>>385285

Hey dvt

>>385286

>boy meets girl

Y-you're just teasing me even more!

>>385287

That seems appropriate. Her belly must be so bloated.

>>385288

Would I do that?

>>385280

But I am better

>>385283

>>385281

>>385286

#teammaddie4eva

>>385289

Because you're a meanie!

>>385290

Prove it maite. Prove it.

>maddie over Chloe L

haha. good joke.

>>385287

Hey, Pye.

nn proof you don't deserve it

>>385288

>her belly must be so bloated

>>385292

Sup?

>>385290

>>385291

Please no fighting.

>>385290

D..do I have to choose?

>>385291

LOL

>>385296

>>385295

You don't have to if you can fit both of their feet in your mouth

>>385297

;;;;;;;;>_>

pls

>>385297

>>385294

Nothing much. You?

>>385300

Is that george costanzas daughter ?

kinda went overboard with the cheese

>>385301

Oh my.

still very thin though and tastes awesome just not much of a looker. Just like sophia lucia .D

>>385303

Not much of a looker? It looks amazing.

>>385301

I'm not sure…. Is he an older Italian guy who looks like the (KFC) Colonel Sanders? If so, maybe.

>>385302

Good morning.

>>385306

It's too deep in her Twitter for me to find but that's what her dad looks like to me.

So, Jessica Jones. I'm hearing three episodes in she's gotten blacked like 5 or more times.

>Show creator: Melissa Rosenberg

>Comic creator and lead writer: Brian Michael Bendis

>Brian Michael Bendis was born on August 18, 1967 in Cleveland, Ohio to a Jewish-American family.

Do you guys ever get tired of /pol/ being right?

>>385306

nah dvt probably doesnt know who costanza is

>>385309

probably my favorite tv character besides Archie bunker

Hello beautiful friends ♥

Are we all enjoying Saturday?

>>385311

Hi. Not too well…. You?

>>385312

Whats the matter? Anything I can help with?

I am doing pretty good thanks. My football team won, played some games with friends and now looking forward to El Classico this evening ^^

>>385313

Lol the double Ss are an italian thing deazy. It's El Clasico.

Well my tv isn't working so im gonna go downstairs, cya in a bit

>>385315

Ahhh ok thanks :D

>>385313

It's too long (and probably technical) to explain here but you can ask me over Steam or Skype if you're interested.

That's cool. Oh, that reminds me: my alma matter was eliminated from basketball playoffs this afternoon… cause of a 0.6 second winning put back by the other school.

>>385316

See you.

>>385313

I don't support Barca anymore

>>385315

and the proper El Clasico is Superclásico fuck spanish version

waifus can be so mean

Good night.

>>385320

>>385310

More?

>>385323

We can always try to hack her iMac Cam

>>385324

That would be illegal!

>>385324

She is messy

>>385327

probably her mexican Maid got deported and won't be back for 1-2 days until she crosses the border again through a Sinaloa Cartel tunnel

>>385325

don't be illin' me brah

>>385328

Sorry, I don't speak black.

>>385329

ayo bitch you trippin ? pics don lie dawgh

>>385330

WE WUZ KINGZ

>>385324

>that room

I don't know what I expected.

Gingerbread is gross.

idgaf

>>385333

>dat leg lift

>dat look

Mmmmmm.

>>385332

>WE WUZ KINGZ

N SHEEEIT

>>385332

so first-generation rich the entire house ^^ including her room with chandeliers, gold plated crap and wannabe baroque style shit. All yelling we have money and a princess complex but zero taste ( her mom is even a bigger bimbo than her so it is understandable).

>>385333

What movie is that ? (anything with ginger in it is gross except sophie )

>>385335

i cringed hard tbh. the Apple crap I'm used to, but those paintings and the lamp, jesus…

>>385336

Its a teenage girl's room with pictures on the wall… I dont know what you expected. Its pretty normal

so who /elclasico/ here?

it's always fun seeing real madrid get rinsed:)

>>385339

they were so bad lol, too easy for Barca

>>385338

lol i'm not that worked up. it's just that she has really bad taste, no big deal.

>>385339

>>385340

worst sport

>>385341

I kind of like it lol. Although im not sure its her room looking back, it looks more like an office. It has 2 printers

Undeniable best sport

>>385341

>Worst sport

This is accurate

>>385346

I agree, he's an unbearable shitter

still better than messi

Atleast he's a hardworker?

>>385345

I kind of agree, the webm where shes on the hoverboard thingy in the hallway looks a bit over the top

>>385346

>>385347

No insulting my husbando pls

>>385348

I expected much better from you

>>385349

Ex-Man United player, ofc I love him

>>385347

yes

no

no lmao

>>385348

tbh messi is more husbando-tier

>>385351

I don't know dick about the bloody sport so i can't argue if he's better than messi.

He is a hardworker though, i don't think you can take that away from him.

>>385353

Ronaldo is the single most hardworking player in the world mate.

I know it's hard to accept it but that's just how it is.

>>385354

that's your opinion but i disagree

>>385345

Nouveau riche plebs?

>>385355

hey ♥

morning bros

>>385358

ohayo

>>385359

haihai

>>385360

Nice hair. Still waiting on higher res version of this set

>>385359

heya kiwibro ♥

How's it going?

>>385360

Hows your weekend?

>>385361

I've been patiently waiting for HR's of it.it looks so nice. I want to see her beautifu l make up in HR.

>>385362

Nawt much I woke up a bit early to watch some IEM

hello

>>385362

Hi! Im good, settling into my new place. How are you?

>>385363

all Kiki should be hr. Frustrating when only small versions exist. pics related!

>>385364

hi

>>385365

Surely there must be HR on that 3rd picture given this one. I wish they all were ;-;

>>385363

Ah cool, I haven't been watching so far. Good games?

>>385364

Hey Stevis, whats up?

>>385365

Oh you moved house?

i'm good, just chilling

>>385365

>>385367

Hi. Just got off work. This morning was a fucking mess, I was aching in pain from all the ham I went last night at the Deafheaven show.

>>385367

I'm watching the good gaime not league of legends :3

first game went to overtime

>>385366

They're probably hidden away on some photographers hard drive along with all the unused pics from photo sessions

>>385367

yeah I moved about a km down the road lol. What a mission, so much accumulated stuff

>>385368

Oh lol, good show?

>>385369

Ahh pleb, I want to see this new TSM roster

>>385370

You happy with the move? The new place is nice

And I know all about that lol, I'm used to moving

>>385370

Why are they so cruel :((

>>385371

Well they beat LGD in the first game apparantly.

>>385371

Would have preferred not moving but this new place is ok except for the absolutely abysmal shower pressure. Landlord will be hearing about that!

>>385372

keeping the best stuff for themselves the bastards!

>>385371

Very. The front man for Deafheaven is very interesting. He does this thing where he likes to hold people's hands and finger lock with the people in the front. And I was right up front center and I was headbanging; rocking out and shit. And he takes my hand, finger locks with me and then takes a bit out of my hand… I didn't give a shit, I was in the moment and rocking the fuck out. And then later in the show, I cut off a piece of my skin on my finger, cause I was pounding on the monitor. Otherwise, shot voice, shit hearing, and a neck ache. Great show. Tribulation was also fucking brutal too. I also ran into Jeremy McKinnon at the show too. So I took a photo with him and he was cool about it so. I ending up meeting up with some colleagues rather than just going myself. So overall, a really really awesome, well needed night

>>385372

LGD so weak lol

Chinese teams are such memes

>>385374

Cool, you still got boxes everywhere?

>>385375

lol sounds too metal for me

Glad you had a good time though :)

>>385376

it was cool, Tribulations is much more Goth Rock than Black Metal, but I was really really surprised by how fucking aggressive Deafheaven is live. I wish I got more video on snapchat, but my phone was running out of memory and I was having too good of a time to stop and record it or anything like that

>>385376

half the team is korean you forget. I imagine communication is really shit… though pigns are still a thing.

>>385376

lol yeah, will finish unpacking once I get out of bed

My heater's out, someone warm me up with their hottest waifu pics.

>>385380

Did you get snow?

>>385380

Feel warm in the sun with bella

>>385380

butts

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>>385382

N-no, it just died for some reason. It's gonna get near the 20's tonight, though.

>>385383

Thank you. I'm in my happy place now.

>>385385

I just wanna crawl in there right now.

It's a bone-chilling 83º(28º) in SoCal right now.

>>385378

I just imagine Imp being mad and spaming the back ping at everyone

>>385380

Damn that sucks, is it really cold there too?

Heres some butt for you

>>385381

Christmas ads are the best :3

Do you like the John Lewis one? I love it

>>385388

Imp would be mad that they don't sub in flame for acorn. Acorn throws 4 days.

>>385387

>>385388

yeah it's cute, i don't normally like them but i dunno

>>385380

hard mode: don't access your bella folder

>>385392

Easy.

>>385389

he just went aggressive and lost 1v1 to Hauntzer lol!

>>385387

What! Thats crazy, it was below 0 here today

>>385394

yeah he said hot pics m8

>>385396

Is this hot enough?

>>385387

I hope it really is a decades long soon-to-be mega-drought.

>>385388

It's not so bad now, but it should drop to around 0 Celsius near me later tonight and get colder from there on out.

>>385392

I've been 'accessing' it a bit too much lately, anyway.

>>385399

Pretty much everyone in the region has drastically cut their water usage; except for the rich fuckers in Beverly Hills and Newport Beach.

>>385397

He played first game and got subbed :/

>>385398

Thats a bit better, shit res though. She's not that hot

>>385399

Similar here, I've got heating on high though. Shit about your heating. You got some more layers to put on?

>>385401

She's twice the woman kendall is or whoever that grill is.

>>385400

What about the frackers? I hear they're pretty wasteful. Are they still around in California with the low oil prices?

>>385401

I've some long underwear and a very warm robe I've yet to access, luckily.

>>385399

have you been accessing your hand as well?

>>385403

Really hasn't been much oil development here since WWII.

There was a pretty big explosion at the Chevron refinery a few months ago.

>>385404

On near instinct alone, I'm afraid.

>>385405

Yeah, I guess facebook doesn't need much oil for it's development.

>>385402

You are just saying that out of spite, you know Kendall is top tier

>>385403

Put some more jumpers on!

why am i even awake

>>385410

Her face before she farts on you

>>385411

because the sun said so

>>385411

To talk to us!

Feeling hungover?

>>385414

i'm not interesting enough to be alcoholic

how's everyone?

>>385409

Will do.

>>385411

why, jewish alarm clocks, goy

>>385411

For fate/zero time :3??????

>>385409

Na, she's not my kinda girl. Extremely overrated I've always thought.

>>385412

>>385418

i watched the first episode. i don't think ive ever been exposited at more in my entire life. the next couple episodes had better be amazing

>>385421

>>385422

I don't follow. You mean it you didn't get enuf information from it or what? That's the whole point. It'll start to explain more of the story soon. They can't shove all the character building content into one 20 minute episode.

>>385424

He said it was BORING, too much talk. I thought you were fluent in pleb :^)

>>385425

it's bad writing tbh. the bland translations don't help

>>385426

You can't judge the writing on a single episode either. You'll see.

>>385427

Do you want to watch The Knick later?

Or did you watch it already?

>>385425

are you happy for yulia?

>>385429

Yeah we can watch it later if i'm around.

I haven't seen it yet, nope.

>>385431

There are a pair qt conjoined twins and Lucy was being super lewd again.

>>385423

Puff?

>>385428

i'll stick with it for another couple episodes. i just didn't enjoy the first one.

>>385435

pls no ;__;

Indeed.

>>385430

I'm happy if she's happy

>>385435

You must filter a lot of people for not sharing your tastes :^)

test to see if the site is broken or if i just ruined the thread with my opinion

>>385440

oh no

>>385441

where?

>>385438

You wouldn't say that if he was african american.

>>385444

Probably not

i wish i could speak poortuguese so i could watch masterchef br

>>385444

I believe they're called обезьяна or 'monkey' in Russian.

>>385446

i didnt know people with blue eyes existed in brazil

>>385446

Este cara e um filho da puta.

Hey guys

Had a good night at Chvrches

>>385453

oh yeah, I totally forgot that you got tickets for their show. You take this photo yourself?

Can Hillary stop pretending to have a southern accent whenever she comes down south to speak?

This is like the tenth time she's done it and it's getting a bit much.

>>385453

That's cool, mate.

>>385455

Does she really do that? Video link plz

>>385454

Hey. Yeah I did. One of the better ones, i stupidly left HDR on so some pics look horrendous, worth deleting

I must admit, Lauren is gorgeous and shorter in person

>>385457

she's very very very tiny in person and just as gorgeous in person as well. I'm taking it you liked the show too

>>385453

>>385457

Finally more pics of her baby bump!

>>385456

http://theamericanmirror.com/video-hillary-adopts-southern-accent-for-memphis-crowd/

I guess about 50 seconds in. She used to be more blatant than that, though. You can google stories about her faking accents.

>>385459

Also, Martin went H.A.M.

>>385459

Pls

>>385460

that's you next president, better get used to it

>>385461

You're the one that opened Pandora's box.

>>385458

She is indeed :3

I did enjoy it, my bro felt sick at the end so had to step out during afterglow, got to see mother we share right at the end though

>>385453

>>385457

Hey, really cool pictures! You were so close to the front

>>385465

ah that's a shame. I'm glad you had a good time. I had a great time at my show the same exact night as well. Hahaha

>>385464

how did I open the box? Rusty was literally the one that posted those pic and even then, nothing about them was sexual until you made it about that.

>>385466

Hey, I was basically third row throughout most of it, except the last 2-3 songs (kinda pissed but y'know)

>>385467

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are. I've got a video of Lauren going on about the metro centre (a shopping mall, if you will) and turns out Martin used to come down here as well when he was younger too, and in whitely bay. (Another place nearby)

>>385469

I can't remember what Lauren talked about at my show. I think it was some random TV that also premiered that night, and she was surprised people showed up to the show rather than stay home and watch the premiere or some shit like that

>>385470

Jessica Jones maybe?

>>385471

No, this was September 19th

>>385470

Shes really funny actually, in an adorable say

When j got there, it was pretty empty, but leaving it was packed

Well I just wanted to share. Goodnight guys. Stay safe <3

>>385473

Good night ♥

>>385473

she's just a small ball of too fucking cute.

And yep, shows are like that sometimes. Most people don't like to show up until the main band comes on

Cya later Rusty

How are my waifubros this Saturday night?

>>385477

hey uuuh… I need a shorter name to call you.

What's up?

>>385476

Morning ♥

>>385477

Pretty good thanks, how are you? ♥

>>385477

Hey bestie, how's it going?

I just got home from my aunt's B-day party ~~

>>385482

Fun time?

>>385478

Y-you mean like a special pet name of affection? Just probs gonna play some vidya tonight what are you doing eh steve?

>>385480

Tired af how is DZ?

>>385482

Neat! How old is she? Did you get her a heartfelt gift?

Hello.

>>385484

sure, like that. Just recovering from last night, chillin', watching movies

>>385485

hello

>>385483

Meh, i'm mostly indifferent to these social family gatherings

>>385484

She's probably 50ish? maybe a bit more? i'm not quite sure.

My gift to her was shutting up and smiling all night long.

>>385485

Hey there Lilly

>>385486

>>385487

You guys good?

>>385484

I'm good thanks

>>385485

Hey Lilly ♥

How are you?

>>385487

ha, I know what you mean

Oh man, Reverb is going to be pissed.

>>385485

Hi O'Bloom

>>385486

Is your voice alive?

>>385487

The greatest gift a nephew can give!

>>385489

lol I realized you already said that and I just asked how you were doing anyway completely out of habit

>>385488

yeah sure. Yourself?

>>385491

A shit ton of Ricola did the trick

>>385491

haha its fine

Busy weekend?

K, how good is the CS:GO? I can hear it in the background of League stream lol

>>385493

Ricotta?

>>385489

Very tired and kind emotional but i'm alright.

>>385491

What does the "o" stands for? Why are you giving me more names?

>>385492

Was you that had a show yesterday? Had lots of fun?

Very tired and kind emotional but i'm alright. [2]

>>385497

Why emotional?

>>385494

Nah not really but I work on the weekends even though my hours got cut back to basically nothing recently because the whole company is fucked because some branches in a city nearby fucked themselves won't really say what I do but yeah so Saturdays and Sundays I go to bed at like 6AM and get up at 9AM again for work so my brain's always zombie mode weekend afternoons and evenings so if I'm more goofed than usual…

>>385497

Irish names often have "O'" like O'Mally or O'Brian and Leopold Bloom is an Irishman character in "Ulysses" and when I see the Bloom name I think of Irishmen because of this even though it's not Irish and so I added the "O'" to your "Bloom" to Irish it because of this association even though the actual Irish character doesn't even have the "O".

>>385496

Ricola.

>>385497

Two of us did. I had a black metal concert yesterday, and Rusty had a synth pop concert yesterday. And it was a lot. I was just checking on tumblr, and this one photographer at the show got a pretty bomb picture of me rocking out in the front row ahahha

>>385498

I get more emotional the more tired I get when I ended up sleeping very little. Probably because I'm a faggot or something of the like.

>>385499

Solid reasoning. I got the name from one of my favorite movies but you can use that if you want to. :)

>>385500

Post picture or not true.

>>385499

Ah I see. You should get more sleep :/

>>385501

Oh ♥

Everyone please tweet this poor man's dying wish to Chloë.

>>385502

Nah it's k I did university weeks on this sleep schedule and came out of it alright I appreciate you worrying aboot me tho sweetie deazman ♥

>>385502

Anyway, what you been up to? We haven't talked much as I arrived when you leave pretty much always.

>>385501

>>385503

my university sleep schedule is sleep long lol

>>385504

I've just been working on coursework last few weeks. Got a ton of uni work to get through. Its scarily close to Christmas break, it goes so fast

>>385505

That's not you.

>>385506

Oh, you should do that. Studying is very important!

You planing to do smething on xmas?

>>385507

oh! You want the picture of me at the show!

>>385507

Yeah I know, hard to find motivation sometimes though

Going back to London and just spending it with family. You?

>>385508

Nice! Hopefully there will be lots and lots of other shows for you to enjoy and rock like that! :)

>>385509

Talking to my internet friends while locked in my room with every light off so it's really dark.

Probably also singing along some taylor swifts songs when I'm not eating tons of ice-cream or typical xmas food.

>>385511

Concert was so fucking good. I'm going to another this saturday. But for a not so aggressive and energy-demanding artist

>>385512

Sounds cool.

>>385513

it will definitely be a transcendental evening

Sup

>>385511

Man you are pathetic

>>385515

soup

>>385515

Hi Netherlandsbro

>>385514

Tell me about it after the concert!

Do you go alone to those things?

>>385515

Am not. Taylor just gets me baka senpai!

>>385518

most of the time, yes. From time to time, I don't mind company. But I don't like to worry about people flaking or just having other people weigh me down at shows.

>>385519

pretending they aren't there

>>385519

>he doesn't identify with taylor

You must have a very sad life.

>>385520

Yeah, know that feeling. Went to a show with some friends and some girls and had to basically shield them the entire time so they wouldn't get dragged around.

I also feel that I'm better when I'm alone. I get anxious when I'm with people I know already but get really relaxed when by myself with strangers that I know I'll never see again.

>>385511

>singing along some taylor swifts songs when I'm not eating tons of ice-cream or typical xmas food.

This sounds like a fantastic plan, I will join you for that

>>385515

Hey bro, hows it going?

>>385519

No bullying. Lilly is just young in spirit.