/waifuist/ - Waifuist

for dead waifus

… to touch Dove in sensitive places?

>>385881

That's not how it works.

>>385885

We've had this talk already

Why is everyone so quiet today?

>>385888

… because you and M. don't want me to fulfill my purpose in life.

>>385888

I was busy voting for the neoliberal candidate.

>>385889

u wot mate

>>385889

What's your purpose?

>>385890

Mercosul countries are already fucked. Let's get out of this sinking ship m8 and go somewhere better.

>can't go to europe because they are now muslims

Hi ♥

>>385890

You had an election today?

>>385894

Hey deazy ~~

>>385891

>>385893

Nothing. I have no purpose. I'm goofing around.

>>385894

Hey, Deazy. Say it like a Japanese person would and you'll be correct.

>>385894

Yes, a ballotage.

>>385895

Heya ♥ Hows it going?

>>385896

Hey ♥

What do you mean?

>>385897

Is it local or national?

Also such a cute Elle omg :3

>>385896

I haven't had that yet. Maybe if people start posting the banjis.

>>385898

National. Centre-left (debatable) versus centre-right.

>>385898

Meh, just a boring sunday. How about you?

>>385899

Who did you vote for? Are you happy with the vote or was it best of worst decision?

>>385900

Ahhh ok, terrible joke!

>>385901

Similar, playing games. Got a lot of jobs done

Might get some take away in a bit

>>385902

Least worst, as usual.

What did you expect from dvt?

What is your favorite animated disney movie?

>>385903

Thats always a disappointing feeling :( I often wish there was more choice

>>385906

I loved Inside Out

Toy Story is great, so is Finding Nemo

>>385906

>>385907

Haven't seen inside out yet. I really should watch it.

>>385908

Makes sense as you like cute quirky silly blondes.

>>385905

Yikes. Here, from your site: http://horriblesubs.info/shows/digimon-adventure-tri/

>>385909

I really enjoyed it. Such a cute, feel good film

>>385906

Hmmmm…. I really can't just pick out one but I will say I enjoyed watching Beauty and the Beast again and again before cause mom bought me the VHS copy.

>>385912

Good morning, Bazooka-Baboon Blaster.

>>385912

Cheating on Lexee AGAIN??

>>385914

Nothing wrong with going to watch a gay French circus with your cousin.

>>385909

Actually i strongly dislike blondes and i've never met one IRL i was even remotely interested in/found remotely attractive.

D-Dove's just that special

>>385915

>that earing

Is lexee finally coming out?

They seem a little close in that picture to be cousins…

>>385912

Hey ♥

You good?

>>385916

>not liking blondes

Smh

>>385917

I'm not too worried about it.

>>385919

Dehydrated, but otherwise fine.

>>385918

:3 :3 :3

>>385920

I don't like the ones i've met.

I do like blonde waifus.

But then again most waifus are so qt that their hair color is next to irrelevant

>>385922

I-i take it you liked it then?

>>385923

You would be correct in thinking that

>>385921

Drinking last night?

>>385922

Are there a lot of blondes in Portugal?

>>385926

I had some drank (the purple variety), got a really good night's sleep.

It's really heartbreaking when someone can't find their own path in life and just wastes their life away pretending to be someone they are not.

>>385927

These are all pretty good K, thanks <3

>>385928

I don't know.

70-30, maybe 60-40 ratio.

>>385931

I'm just glad someone else seems to enjoy them too then and not just I.

>>385929

Is it strong stuff?

>>385931

So quite a few then

>>385933

It's feels real good for the first hour, sleep inducing the second hour, and incapacitating the third hour.

>>385930

Hi, I'm Mortimer.

Drugs are bad.

>>385936

Not a benzo day. I could stay up way longer than 3 hours on those.

>>385934

More than i would like that's all i know

>>385938

Hey bestie :3

>>385937

Emily Mortimer?

>>385938

I've given up on these junkies. Just let them od.

>>385938

More like drugs are grand.

>>385935

Sounds good

>>385938

No good

Sup buddy? ♥

>>385938

Hello.

>>385941

Uhm. Sure.

>>385939

Sounds like you're just a lightweight then ;^)

I bet lexee could out-drink you.

Good night.

>>385940

Hi dripfriend how is your Sunday?

>>385941

But then who would I waifu with?

>>385942

You're my drug tbh kfam

>>385943

Not things really just sitting around watching youtubes you?

>>385944

haldo

>>385947

I didn't know I was so intoxicating. I wish i had the same presence on myself in that case.

>>385945

Could be. I barely drink anymore, but the last time I tried I was still able to put 'em back.

>>385751

someone is waaaaaaaay too butthurt.

>>385947

Just the usual boring sunday over here.

How's yours been treating you?

>>385949

Rather be a lightweight anyway. benzos help make you a lightweight

>>385946

naight

>>385948

Obviously you have a high tolerance to you.

>>385951

Same gonna groggily watch internet until twd then sleep basically

>>385951

YOur maite fox is about to play again.

>>385953

At least I can make someone happy then:3

>>385952

I enjoy both, but I find each better on their own.

>>385953

Life goals tbh

except for the twd bit

>>385954

d-don't say things like that, my trigger's already on the verge of getting squeezed

>>385956

I agree.. though i think i gotta finda better benzo. Valium isn't working as well anymore.

>>385957

B-but he's good now. He's the worst player on the team so he's not a sour nut.

>>385958

Implying he's my maite is a big no-no.

Did you end up going to the car show K?

>>385958

The more potent the benzo, the more extreme the side effects. You don't want any short term memory loss.

>>385961

>>385960

I've already experienced the memory loss stuff. I'm fine with that. I'd rather stronger benzos. I thought valium might be nice for the muscle relaxant.

>>385959

His tats are pretty scary.

Yeah i did actually. H-here was my favourite. We got there too early and there weren't many of the other types I was hoping to see.

I do love impalas though.

>>385963

>K loves impalas too

B A S E D

A

S

E

D

Pew pew

>>385964

There was a sick 67' lincoln but I didn't take a picture of it.. f-felt funny taking pictures for some reason.

Impalas are so fucking awesome. It was a 4 door too. My favourite kind.

>>385947

Playing some games, sucking hard. Gonna order some food

>>385961

Hey Zamps ♥

>>385965

Hey ♥

>>385963

Is that the Supernatural Impala?

Hey bros

>>385969

hi

>>385968

The very same. I'm pretty sure it was a 67'. I didn't ask the owner because I was worried. I didn't like the red interior much. Though made it look more expensive I suppose.

>>385969

Hey boss.

>>385966

You're lucky mate, i've never even seen one. American muscle cars don't make it over to this side of the fence :(

>>385969

Hey boss

>>385967

>>385969

Hey

>>385971

Very nice either way

>>385973

Perhaps if I magically fell into a little bit of money i'd probably buy an impala or 67' pontiac gto; the latter making it a sext dark metallicy purple…

Thankfully there's quite a lot of classic car clubs here in aus. T-though its not that I really do much outside.

>>385976

The impala around here are almost exclusively turned into lowriders by Mexicans. They keep them in really great shape, but it's super annoying driving behind them. They take forever to drive over speed bumps.

>>385977

That's disgusting ;-; I hate that look of low at the back. I'd rather an untouched original car if possible.

I know if I had an impala or muscle car I would be a bit of a hoon probably. It would be so fun to rev.

>>385970

>>385972

>>385973

>>385974

>>385975

How goes it mi friends?

>>385979

chillin', you?

>>385967

Hej cool guy~ ♥

what's up?

>>385976

>dark metallicy purple

we were getting along so well K…

>>385979

Meh. Boring sunday. How goes it for you?

>>385982

P-purple is my favourite colour.

You don't tihnk it loooks good??

>>385980

>>385982

ditto. Waiting for them to continue finishing my bathroom. Fun!

>>385979

Doing alright on another 80º autumn day.

>>385985

wow, that's a pretty shitty situation. Are you in a apartment where if your lower neighbor gets water problems you're pretty much fucked to?

>>385983

>>385984

I looks ok. Looks better when it's black.

Also, 69 camaro with GOAT paintjob

>>385985

The bathroom saga continues. Your book should have a whole chapter about plumbing :P

>>385988

I'm biased because I love purple.

A dark black would be nice. But the purple would be nice to show off the car more easily heh.

>>385986

Lol that sounds lovely! I just wish it stayed 70 degrees forever. It's getting cold and will be the next few days

>>385988

LoL no. Just he fixed the pipes and the faucets and it works wonders. but the tiles have to be replaced in some places

>>385990

plz

>>385989

The only acceptable colors for American muscle cars is the American racing colors.

>>385994

>>385991

Lmao

>>385988

Lol, yes! a sexy scene with two girls making out while plumbing. I like it!!

>>385993

Hey Pi, how goes it?

>>385995

Fine. Enjoy being mistaken for Prince in your purple car.

>>385989

>Being a show off

E W

>>385992

Oh so you're almost done then ^-^

>>385994

This is very good too

>>385997

M-Make it happen please

>>385999

Kiki would appreciate it.

How couldn't you love such a car.

>>386000

N-no i just mean pulling the attention!

>>385998

Oh cool. Im trying to figure out what I'ma watch

>>386000

almost yes. Then i guess move on to other stuff. eventually…

I will! My book needs more lesbian moments! lol

>>386001

Kiki would scold you about raping Mother Earth with your fuel-inefficient engine.

>>386003

Ok. You're right. But she'd change her mind after I take her for a drive in it.

>>385979

its good, just went to get food. This place doesnt deliver anymore but worth the walk

>>386001

>Intentionally drawing attention to yourself in public

[panic intensifies]

>>386002

>more lesbian moments

Y-You mean there are already a few of them in there?

>>386003

W-whats that pic meant to mean

>>386006

>not doing wheelspins and loving every second

>>386006

It's ok if the rock music is playing loudly and I drive away fast.

>>386004

>What's wrong with your car, K? It sounds like it's going to explode and fire keeps shooting out the exhaust!

>>386007

Something about armpit hair.

>>386007

>Reckless driving

>>386008

>Rock while driving

>not listening exclusively to Drive's OST

I'm so disappointed K

>>386005

What did you get? I think that I'ma cook but I don't really want plain spaghetti but I also don't want to go outside. blah lol

>>386005

There are yeah lol. It's more subtle since I didn't want to exploit it graphic teen lesbian sex :P But it's in there and you at least know what is going on by reading it

>>386010

I'd swap between the two. It depends how dirty my hands were.

>>386009

I'm sure she'd be more appreciative when I drop her off at a premiere in my car.

>>386008

>>386010

>Not listening to Gangsta Rap as you ride away

>>386011

Chicken in Black bean sauce. This place changed recently so I wasnt sure what to expect but it was good. You can get 1 side and 3 mains for £5 which is really good value. Might turn into a regular, seeing as its so close

>>386014

That mean sounds right up my aisle. Ugh I should not be lazy and go to the store and get rice but I dont feel like getting dressed to leave! I miss deals like that too. When the white folks more in, the places like that start disappearing. Those bastards!

>>386012

>K the door is too heavy for me to open. I hate this stupid car!

>>386009

Hmm okay

>>386010

>

>>386015

hahahaha, fucking white people. We dont have any good take aways.

Well actually over here it would be Fish n Chips, but its an English thing

Its Sunday, you should order something :D

>>386014

>Listening to any kind of rap

Worse than doing drugs tbh

I dont know much about cars, but I've always wanted an Aston Martin

>>386019

No bully

You dont like any rappers at all?

>>386016

Fuck you make a good point.. Maybe the valet will open the door for her?

Hnng

>>386018

I miss fish and chips places but that was more so popular when I was younger. Surely you know our take out spots is mostly chinese spots but even those prices are high. Stop trying to make me spend money! Usually I'm with my friend eating at a restaurant today but ironically he is with his dad learning how to cook. I must debate this longer

>>386023

plz

>>386022

You think her upcoming limited release films have the budget for valets?

>>386020

If this doesn't show every brit wants to be James Bond i don't know what does

>>386021

I don't into the genre.

I like yung lean for the memes, and i like some of eminem's tunes.

I also like some of Death Grips stuff, atleast when they're being noisy.

But besides those guys i just ew out of the way.

>>386020

seems unpraticle and too expensive…

>>386026

I'll hire special valet for it. Don't worry.

>>386023

damn

>>386024

Good for him, I need to learn more tbh. Theres no cheap chinese near you?

>>386027

haha true. Its class

Eminem has some classics. I like good lyricism, I dont like any old trash

>>386028

Expensive is kind of the point lol. Its sexy af though

Sorry I didnt answer your last post, I went out. I'm good though, just chill Sunday. What about you?

>>386028

The new vantage is more practical

Friend of mine got a job straight out of uni doing innovation for Jaguar Land Rover. Rich people place custom orders and they try add all the extra features

>>386030

Kendall plz.

This dude starting off with lasagna. That is like saying you want to learn how to drive and then practicing with a airplane! Of course and honestly I'm thinking I will just do Chinese and pig out. I'll go shopping tomorrow.

Define old trash. The best stuff is from Hi[ Hops beginnings

>>386031

I dont think it looks as good

>>386030

>I dont like any old trash

you mean you don't like old school hip-hop?

I think you can get better cars for that kinda money

I had a crazy weekend and now I'm sick af… again

>>386031

R U srs?

>>386036

W-what

>>386033

Kendall lewdness wont stop

haha good recipe though, wish I could do it. Nice go full piggy

>>386033

>>386036

I meant any-old trash, not old stuff being trash

Old school stuff is great, its the newer stuff

>>386035

That looks a tad excessive but awesome

>>386036

What would you get?

Partyed hard?

>>385969

Was this the pic you were talking about whenever ago?

>>386039

encouraging me being a fatty. I thought you were a good friend!! damn that bottom half is strong though!

and oh ok, just checking. I figured that is what you meant. Don't like much newer stuff anyways

>>386040

No but it's a cute nose one. i'll add it to the list. Nah this one is Chloe leaning over the camera. Excuse my lewdness but almost like she is on top of you. Like a POV

>"Welcome to the Thorne spa? How can we be of service?"

>>386041

Hmmm my casual search of my folders for it continues, what era of Chloë was it?

>>386041

I'll encourage you to work it off tomorrow to make up for it

Illmatic is one of my all time fav albums

>>386042

Whats the individual prices and group price?

>>386042

T-turn around

>>386042

you can start off with my dick

>>386044

>"Group prices are very expensive. I don't think someone like you" can afford it

>"Bella is our hihghest rated"

>>386045

>"Just a 50"

>>386047

Stop picking my pictures!

>>386048

>"All services come with a happy"

>>386043

somewhere between 2013-2014, she had long hair in it. was a little older. definitely was 16 or 17

>>386044

DAMMIT, I fell right into that huh? lol. Okay, good unexpected choice. There is hope for you after all :P

>>386050

Damn it! I was gonna post that

>>386039

idk, an environment-friendly car?

I took E and got drunk with friends at a party

>>386049

Bitch ill take Bella and hire the other two out to some hobo for that insult

>>386051

>unexpected

I'm full of surprises

>>386053

>environment-friendly car

Nigga you gay?

Sounds like a good time, have fun?

>>386042

W-Who's the girl on the right?

>>386057

Dani Thorne. Bella's older sister and role model.

>>386059

TSM just got beat 2-0 by Origen lol

Also funny that TSM now has 3 EU players on their lineup

>>386055

kek

>>386056

>Nigga you gay?

well I'm certaintly not a peasant sports car maniac.

It was nice at first but later I was a bit off… it could have been much better. Being sick didn't make it better but at least I forgot I was a few hours.

>>386059

>Dani Thorne

Thank you :3

>>386062

What about a supra?

>>386055

lmao

>>386062

Well if you could afford any car, what would you get? I dont think there are many environmentally friendly expensive cars. Kind of defeats the point

Hmm. Have you taking it recently? Often its much worse the second time in quick succession

>>386056

I see that!

>>386065

I still don't understand

>>386066

A Tesla Model S P85 D

>>386065

>1:20-40 minutes in

Fucking kek hahaha wtf

>>386066

yes I defeated the point!

No I haven't taking recently, and the last stuff I took wasn't as strong as this one.

how do you mean its worse in quick succession?

tfw they stop the game due to squirrels on the field

>>386068

Better supra.

>>386069

Isn't czech porn the best?

>>386068

That looks pretty cool

>>386069

Just doenst really work aswell if at all

Are you watching IEM?

>>386071

They should have given it a tiny ball then let it score a TD

>>386072

This is better

They're just so obnoxious

>>386073

well whatever you say

No I wanna watch a movie or something then go to bed

>>386073

Speed and style, they even have an insane acceleration option

Guess the waifu

>>386081

>>386083

>>386064

>>386080

>just fuck me up fam

my fucking sides

>>386083

What is Joey feeding that thing?

>>386085

>>386088

Too bad

>>386089

It makes sense though. Sweet on the outside, poop inside.

>>386081

Zendaya? Or Kiki's black friend?

>>386086

That shit made me laugh so much

>>386091

>>386085

>are you a weird flirter

What a sick mag.

>>386092

Are you colour blind too? Or maybe it's a metaphor about the whites destroying blacks

>>386094

Well it kinda sums me up too

>>386090

Awww, poor girl

>>386091

aren't we all though?

>>386091

>>386092

I thought it would be obvious that it's laxative abusing Taylor.

>>386096

Do I seem sweet to you?

>>386095

Yeah but just imagine what the magazine says.

But it was some person ripping apart a nutella donut or something.

>>386098

The chocolate stuff wasn't runny enough to give that impression.

>>386096

From my experience most people are poop but outside and inside

>>386099

Yes, you are a qt

>>386099

To me yes. I can't speak to how you are with others ;)

>>386101

You have to get to know better people!

Alright. This should be an easy one.

>>386106

?????

>>386096

No bully

>>386100

I don't want to know

>>386102

>>386103

>>386107

This is Chloe

attempt 2

>>386110

Ashi or Lexee. I tihnk Ashi!

>>386112

HAS to be larsen then.

>>386113

Yes!

This is an easy one

>>386113

It took you that long to figure out it was her?

HOLY SHIT THAT GAME. Is anyone else at watching LoL IEM?

>>386104

People are hard work, i would much rather not bother

>>386109

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>>386115

Kiernan easy

>>386120

I'm busy watching the NA cs teams get destroyed completely on their chosen map.

$30 bet win incoming for sure.

>>386116

>>386118

>>386122

It was indeed old school Kiernan

Andreja looking pretty good.

>>386123

CLG just beat Jin Air with a spilt push Jax

>>386108

Dawww

>>386109

You really have a hard time believing ppl like you, huh?

>>386121

I guess we differ there. I like figuring out how and why ppl do the things they do or act how they do

Is Bella the most chesty of the Thorne sisters now?

>>386127

Just first game. It went close to an hour played and there was a huge pause in it

>>386128

Don't see, didn't you see the other one.

She's gonna drink it

>>386129

I don't think she paid that much for that implants. Kali got much bigger implants.

>>386130

Daymnit. I got small fake magic currency on CLG winning the bo3 against jin air

>>386131

Say it isn't so! How can we stop her!?!

>>386128

Í like doing that too, but looking at people under that "i'm dissecting you to see what makes you tick that way" microscope and actually creating a bond with someone are very different things.

Besides, some people don't take much to figure out

>>386132

It's called a second puberty, you perv.

>>386133

I'm afraid it's too late, she is banji no more

>>386135

When will Chloe go through a second puberty then? She's still a washboard.

>>386138

Isn't the flat chest one of the things you pervs love about lgs though?

>>386138

East? Or fridge?

>>386136

I hope Remy doesn't take it out on his poor kid after his failed UFC stint.

>>386138

I dunno. I'm pretty sure God only made this second puberty occur to spite LB.

>>386134

You have a good point. I think for me, I do it at the same time. Not always easy. At least here you find out who people are pretty much right away

>>386137

d-dont make me cry…

>>386139

It's why Chloe is the Jesus equivalent of banji.

>>386140

East of course.

>>386141

LB took it for granted.

>>386142

Cleaning herself from the inside

>>386143

Ah yes, the prophet

Time for bed

Goodnight

>>386145

good night ♥

>>386143

>500x512

He certainly did. I look back and see those comments earlier this year about him being glad she's stayed flat and I chuckle a tiny bit.

>>386145

Goodnight.

What a great little dress

>>386145

nite nite Rusty

>>386145

See ya

>>386147

T-thanks

>>386148

Oh my, nice!!

>>386145

I hope it works then! Night buddy

>>386148

who's that?

>>386152

Bailee Madison.

>>386150

Is Liquid v na'vi the final?

>>386154

Semi-Final.

Grand final will eb TSM Vs winner of this.

I really dislike this gay ass USA/liquid chanting. Watch Navi pull this back on T side.

>>386153

0/10, don't like her lipstick

>>386156

Yeah, two shades too dark for her.

>>386155

I want to, but I want to watch CLG too ><

I'll watch the final, is it after?

>>386158

Final is ETA 3 hours according to the timetable im looking at. If Liquid win this map somehow then it'll go to one more map.

So im sure you'll be able to. The Grand final should be really close though if its navi vs tsm.

>>386159

Cool, hopefully CLG can win this quick :D

wew

>>386161

Tight and cuteeee. The perfect combo.

>>386163

Na, I think it's just one of her fat friends.

HUEHUEHUEHUE BR? BR?

I am so fucking happy . Navi just won 8 in a row to come back and beat the US shit cunts; 16-14. Have a fucking shit one.

FUCKING WOW. Talk about unable to close matches.

>>386165

Hey Lilo, sup?

>>386167

Not much. Just the usual.

This fucking spoiler doesn't wanna go away.

>>386169

Stop posting lewd things you pervert.

Mfw I shot Shaun straight in the fucking face after rejecting his offer to join The Institute

>>386168

Ditto

>>386169

It's trying to prevent your perviness!

CLG beat Jin Air! :O

>>386170

There is nothing lewd in my pics.

>>386172

I'm not doing anything pervy.

>>386173

Fug yeah. I get a sick return on that too then.

Navi won the match with 9 straight round wins like I told you they would. http://oddshot.tv/shot/esl-csgo-20151122234814601 - 8 straaight rounds after this to win 16-14. Get. Fucking. Rekt'd murica.

>>386174

Just look at that girl! My lewdo-meter is going crazy.

>>386174

Just you showing up sends me into an "oh boy, it's lewd time" alert :P

>e-'sports'

>>386171

that smug asshole

>>386175

holy shit that was awesome

>>386178

You love it ♥

>>386176

It's sunny outside and she is using shorts and a bikini top for some sun bath.

There is nothing lewd in that.

>>386177

That's because you are gay and think my body is lewd.

You are the lewd one thinking that tho so it's not my fault.

>>386178

Is that what they've been talking about this whole time?

>>386175

Its now CLG v Origen final

>>386180

Lmao, yes that is the reason of course

>>386178

>Obese

w-what?

>>386181

Yes. There is a big event in San Jose this weekend called IEM. Both League of Legends and Counter Strike and doing tournaments