/waifuist/ - Waifuist

>>386190

soccer is pretty meh tbh

How to find new thread?

Is it hats? Do I get a cookie?

good morning friends

>>386206

you are meh!

>>386207

Its pinned to the top of first page

>>386208

Hey ♥

whats up?

>>386209

Good morning buddy, how are you?

Best hat

Also a very good hat

>>386211

another day, another few dozen qts to post

what's been happening around here?

>>386212

not really a hat, but best anyway

>>386209

good morning

>>386211

umm nah

>>386211

Hello.

Nothing, drinking in the morning, I guess.

And you?

>>386216

what are you drinking?

>>386214

Its been quiet today. Few of us watching e-sports

>>386215

I love her in that jumper

umm yeah

>>386216

Sounds cool. What are you drinking? My Grandad bought me a hipflask for my bday. I need some alcohol to go in it I guess

I'm good, watching some LoL

>>386218

I love kendalls jumper their too

>>386217

Rum

>>386218

See above.

Remember not leave alcohol in the flask for long periods of time.

>>386209

hey bud

>>386219

I dont think it will do much to keep her warm

But she has a hat :)

>>386220

Never really tried it

I had to go through two threads to get to this one because the page hasn't updated since two threads ago.

>>386224

Get it together new guy.

>>386224

This one doesnt seem to be showing up, its a chan problem

>>386223

Nor have I, but I know someone who has one.

>>386224

Try the catalog, it's seems to be up to date

>>386198

I changed my mind, anyway. Lexee's coinslot bellybutton is too much not to show off.

Though she fills out a one piece rather well.

>>386224

this site is as crippled as the guy who runs it

>>386227

I meant rum :)

>>386225

no u

>>386226

>>386227

Usually I used to use the catalog but it seemed like the catalog wouldn't update and page 1 would so I started using page 1 instead to check should I go back to catalog now?

>>386229

>runs

>crippled

lel

>>386230

Ohhh. Well, you should. It's the only spirit I really like.

>>386220

mixed? is it helping?

>>386223

she's already too hot :^

>>386233

I'm not sure. Those swimgear kind of fit them well. Chloe with the cute unicorns all over her and Lexee with the more fierce tigers.

But I read that they share underwear, so it wouldn't suprise me.

>>386231

Just use both the main page and catalogue fam

>>386234

Not mixed.

H-helping what?

>>386231

Page 1 usually fixes itself after a few mins

>>386232

Any brand you recommend?

>>386234

;)

>>386235

do you think chloe washed her bathing suit before lexee borrowed it?

moar I need moar!

>>386239

Really nice outfit

>>386239

Stream where tbh?

also some vid! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R3RZCJAWtM

>>386236

you know, staying alive, the crippling loneliness, that sort of thing

>>386238

hi elewd

>>386237

I really like Sailor Jerry.

>>386240

Very good, I didn't much like some of what she's worn this year.

>>386241

God, that guy she's talking to looks so gay

>>386242

But I'm not lonely…

>>386238

Probably not. Chloe surely insisted, but Lexee swiped it, took an uncomfortably long whiff, bit her lip a bit, smiled and said it was 'good'.

>>386241

why is every other male red carpet interviewer as camp as a scout jubilee?

>>386243

oh sorry for assuming, I guess drinking before noon doesnt have to be for a particular reason

>>386243

>>386245

I didn't get that vibe at all.

>>386245

Thats Ariana Grande's brother lol

>>386242

you already said hi to me mr polite-o

>>386246

I just thought it would alleviate boredom tbh, and it is.

>>386243

ill see if i can pick up a small bottle

The hair clips are a nice touch

>>386249

Hi elaga

>>386251

Even if you don't like it for some reason, it mixes amazingly well with coke. Probably because rum is kinda sweet to begin with.

I think she has had a haircut though ;_;

>>386252

OHAIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO chlondike

>>386252

Hi, CB.

>>386255

Hi Jet

>>386241

She's playing Ariel in a new live action Little Mermaid movie? That should be interesting

>>386254

Hi Elaga

>>386255

Hi Jetman

>>386257

Yeah bruh it's by Universal though not Disney so it's not gonna be a musical and it's written by a romance writer which makes me think it's basically gonna be Twilight with Mermaids…

>>386256

>it' a have to wake up at 6 AM tomorrow episode

>it's an everyone saying hello to each other thread

>>386259

Lol

>>386258

Or that Snow White movie with Kristen Stewart

>>386258

>it's not gonna be a musical

criminal tbh

>>386261

What the fuck

Thorney

>>386261

hello 3b

>>386260

Whenever I have to do that I always wind up staying up all night instead.

>>386262

Yeah that too It'll have some epic Mermaid vs People CGI battle that every Hollywood movie has to have now orchestrated by the Sea Witch that only Chlomaid can stop in the end and then her and prince Eric will live happily ever after.

>>386263

I don't really know that Chloë's singing voice could carry a musical to be honest, fambalus

>>386260

Why? You don't even have a job

>>386266

Where is my hello, mister??

>>386267

Yes! Seriously though, I bet this is what it is. They wouldn't dare make a straight forward live action movie without making it an epic saga with franchise potential

>>386253

Ok ill keep that in mind

It looks good though, cant let it get too long

>>386260

What for?

>>386265

Hey Reverb, nice set ^^

How are you> ♥

:3

>>386260

hello sea-sea. my condolences

>>386265

Damn. Remy really has an eye for photography.

>>386268

>>386271

Bureaucracy…

Going to bed soon.

>>386271

I'm good how are you?

>>386271

NO. WRONG.

The longer, the better. This was the perfect level.

>>386274

That he does

>>386272

:D

>>386276

Good too, tired but watching some streams

>>386278

I agree, that length is really nice

>tfw no long haired gf

;-;

>>386272

dat pit and really nice dress. She looks pretty

>>386277

I'll forgive you for tonight

>>386269

>FanVideosofUpcomingActors-Sub!

Overly specific channel names.

>>386270

I think she's banking on 5th wave being her personal franchise I'm sure there's a 6th, 7th, 8th etc Wave in the series. And I already know how that one goes too without reading the books. She goes out on an epic quest to find and protect her little brother after he gets bussed then meets the handsome guy then it turns out the handsome guy is an alien because the 5th Wave turns out to be the aliens basically sending down terminators to impersonate and gain the trust of humans but then this alien guy falls in love with her and tries to protect her and blah blah blah and sequel set up. I'm 100% certain screencap this, quietshipkajonesgrace.

>>386272

Chloë should wear things around her neck more

>>386279

She must be really proud of all the work she's putting into the gym, the way she likes to show that off.

>>386281

>dat pit

Watch it.

>>386280

>ywn drown in her hair

JUST

>>386281

>Just pretty

Heretic, please. She's perfect.

>>386282

I-i like it, but I don't like the weird fetish culture surrounding it.

>>386283

>squatting in the smith machine

her gains are all now invalid

>>386284

Chokers are hawt m8

>>386286

She couldn't even pad a little?

>>386282

+b-but she said it wasn't about the guy and a love triangle!!! Lol I'm pretty sure that is it as well. Idk how many books there are but she will find love with the hot guy she actually disliked at the beginning. lol

>>386283

Oh I watch it alright and zoomed in 2

>>386284

is lovely better?

>>386283

I'd spot her

>>386285

Give her a break. She doesn't have a father to teach her to lift. ;-;

>>386288

Oh you.

>>386289

After I was through with her, she'd be spotting for days.

>>386258

has the director been announced?

Yay Chloë announced a thing!

https://twitter.com/TheAMAs/status/668608219351113728

>>386287

Why would she do that? She is qt without

>>386291

No Sofia Coppola. She quit because she didn't want to cast Chloë

>>386291

yeah im directing it

>>386286

n-no

>>386287

Why would she spoil her loli body like that?

>>386288

Acceptable barely

>>386290

Lol

Pretty extreme

>>386292

>She quit because she didn't want to cast Chloë

ouch

>>386290

he he he

>>386294

Good, I like staying within limits

>>386292

Eh, I only liked Lost in Translation by her anyways.

>>386294

Just give in to wanting to choker!

>>386297

>mini cara

Daww

>>386298

Thats because it's her only good movie.

Because daddy made it for her

>>386297

God, I bet you drive the speed limit too, pussy. ^_^

>>386299

N-no

>>386301

I thought that was Godfather Part III?

>>386298

ditto

>>386300

I say that every time!

>>386302

I like to be safe!! so??

>>386302

every k over is a killer, mister

>>386298

Yeah but I don't think it bodes well for the movie…

>>386302

What if we started calling them "stranglers" instead?

>>386298

>>386301

Although some of her movies are boring and some are just flat out bad. She is a good director. Except the Bill Murray christmas movie

Somewhere was nice. Marie Antoinette wasn't that bad either.Bling Ring was not that good but not too bad it was just a little bad

>>386306

NO

>>386303

Godfather part III is when Francis starts going downhill.

I don't think Sofia was involved in it at all

>>386307

I wish Somewhere had a better plot. It had so much potential

I always wanted to see somewhere

>>386304

So, take a shot of concrete and harden up.

>>386305

I hope so.

>>386306

I seem to associate strangling with death, so no. What about 'plain necklaces'?

>>386308

>wasn't involved in it at all

>was on the main characters in the movie

>>386309

yeah elle was cute and it was a sweet movie

but ends abruptly a little, nothing happens…

>>386311

That's boring.

What about "gentle erotic asphyxiators"?

>>386314

But that's lewd

>>386314

>>386315

How about thing I do right after I rape them and right before I put em in my freezer

>>386313

Cute pic. Yeah, and it was boring in parts. And I kept wondering why I should care about the main character

>>386310

For beautiful Elle scenes, it's worth it. Not much else

>>386311

That sounds dangerous. I'll have ice cream instead!

>>386316

lel

>>386307

IMO Somewhere was her best. Maria Antoinette was shit and Lost in Translation was ok.

I still think she's a hack.

I think Francis knew what he was doing with godfather and apocalypse now but he pulled a george lucas somewhere along the way and he's a complete hack nowadays.

Gia Coppola showed some promise with Palo Alto though

>>386312

I meant involved as in involved in directing it.

I don't think actors have much of a say in how the movie gets put together but i might be wrong

>>386316

Woah, who said anything about that? The Dutch really should be genocided, you freaks.

>>386319

>I don't think actors have much of a say in how the movie gets put together but i might be wrong

Depends on the director from what I understand.

>>386308

I remember being apart of it to an extent

>>386315

That's the point bbg.

>>386316

>freezer

>before butchering

>wanting recognizable evidence sitting right there in your basement

Netherbro pls

>>386319

:O mfw I have a Lost in Translation poster…lol Palo Alto wasn't bad. I didn't hate it

>>386322

Lewd = bad tbh

>>386322

>evidence

>a beautiful dead woman servicing your needs beyond the grave

that's all she is to you?

>>386322

How the fuck am I gonna use them later If I dismember parts. If you want the best after freezer experience you gotta keep the body intact. You are clearly inexperienced

>caring about getting caught…

smh tbh fam

>>386325

See he gets it

>>386319

Lost in Translation was better imo and Marie Antoinette was better than most ppl say. I agree with Gia maybe she'll do something great one day

>>386320

I think you really should go on a spa date with me

>>386324

That's what makes it so good. I confess my lewd sins, father loligirl.

>>386325

>>386326

>using as a frozen fleshlight instead of a meal so you can be together forever

Sometimes I wonder about you two honestly.

The new girl on The Walking Dead this season is kind of a qt. She's growing on me.

>>386327

It's not a fleshlight.It' her smile her eyes her soul her essence her beauty every fiber of her being frozen in time belonging to only me until the day I parish or forget to pay the electric bill.

>still seeing her as just a fleshlight or an object

>not understanding it

If I wanted just a fleshlight I would carve out the important parts put them in the freezer and eat the rest

>>386327

by wonder about i hope you meant look up to

I'm off to bed, good night ♥

>>386328

She looks like Rowan Blanchard (an already unflattering comparison) is she had her face driven over by a truck.

>>386331

See ya

>>386331

nighty night deazy

>>386331

Night DZbro

>>386328

>tfw will never be trapped in a tree with

Also if you think Enid is qt just wait until they bring in Lydia she's a super freak.

>>386329

>>386330

We'll never see eye to eye on this it's like Freud vs Jung two different schools of thought.

>>386331

goodnight qt deazman

>>386336

I think we are more with the times cryogenics is real dude. Science is advancing. I will spearhead the waifu freezing movement with my new start up CCL™ ( Cunny Crayonics Labs™)

You can donate via kickstarter or by storing your farts in a jar and then inhaling them

>>386331

Bye doozy

>>386337

>Crayonics

Is this for a cunny colouring book?

Who would be in said book?

>>386338

Cryonics was taken unfortunately. I took this one coz I thought we'll be a cray lab like crazy and cool and shit but if you wanna crayon based system I'll get funding for that too was just on the phone with representatives from DARPA they greenlit the project and expecting results this quarter . So you start coloring and I am gonna get some Ice from the machine we can do this

bye

More Chloës what a good night.

>>386340

bi

>>386341

Not enough, I need more.

>>386342

I need more carpet interviews!

Currently trying to scan for her in this vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZukO_b89kY

>>386343

W-what Jo-kun?

>>386345

♥_♥

>>386343

what is it this time jojo?

>>386346

>>386343

Lol hiyah

>>386347

that file name lol

>>386344

>2:30:00

wew, too drunk to bother. Good luck though

>>386346

Very pretty, what does the dress look like though?

>>386346

Pretty eyes

>>386347

Ava is too pure to be having lewd photos taken

>>386347

My HunnyBunny.

>>386348

Hey boss.

>>386349

I think it's very pretty.

>>386350

Yes.

>>386346

If you interested I just happened to notice her at 46:13 in that vid I linked above!

>>386332

Wow.

Rude on both counts.

>>386336

Feels bad

That's what I hear.

>>386346

>>386351

the silver makeup is great

>>386350

o-oh I must be mistaken

>>386348

^_^

>>386352

>>386351

Whoops 47:57 timecode keeps freezing the vid's so long and fresh https://youtu.be/AZukO_b89kY?t=2878

>>386355

Ah thank you.

>>386340

good night anon

Yay Chloë right at the very end!

https://youtu.be/AZukO_b89kY?t=8579

Best for last.

>>386351

Pretty good. She really does have nice eyes, I don't usually like blue eyes.

>>386353

I always want to tell the truth.

Well I found Shaun…

And the mysterious man killed him O>O

>>386359

>I don't usually like blue eyes.

heresy

>>386361

his taste really is questionable at best

>>386359

Blue eyes are the best!

Blue eyes are bretty gud

>blue eyes>green eyes>amber eyes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shitdrop

>brown eyes

>people

>>386365

Wh-what about greenish hazely eyes?

>>386360

Didn't you kill this Shaun?

>>386361

They look cold to me, and the girl you posted should go drink bleach.

>>386362

No one cares about your opinion you stupid pile of garbage.

>>386363

I prefer green.

>>386368

I love you too bb

>>386367

count as green i guess

>>386368

her skin is already pretty bleached tbh

Good afternoon.

>>386369

>>386371

hello

>>386371

Hello.

>>386371

Hello dvfriend lots of new Chloë from the Ask Me Anythings today!

>>386371

Hey-hai dvt

>>386368

the mysterious man did. I took care of the other shaun right when I saw him

>>386372

even if you are a filthy weeb :3

>>386373

>>386374

>>386376

Hi.

>>386375

Hello. I swear I touched your post number….

>>386377

Ohh, this is very confusing considering I haven't played it.

>>386378

Even if you are a filthy republican <3

pfft blue eyes

>>386371

hey

>>386378

best decal of all time

of all time

>>386382

Hello. I was waiting for you last night. Remember Christina?

>>386380

Speaking of The Library was a bootleg ever produced or anything? I found the audio on youtube and I want to watch her do stage acting…

>>386384

from high school? yeah she was pretty cute. she wouldn't give me the time of day though. story of my life

>>386381

its fine. If you kill it, its name is shaun. Just remember that

>>386198

I'll have you know her IQ is at least 210.

>>386383

is it yours?

>>386381

that picture really is true

>>386388

Are you sleeping in two, four hour chunks now?

>>386386

I didn't say Aunt Christina.

The church girl I named Christina…?

>>386389

i wish

>>386390

I'm sleeping… not sure to be honest.

Want to watch the Knick if pervverb is here?

>>386391

sure. what about her?

>>386390

That seems like an efficient way to sleep.

>>386390

>>386395

Kramer method or bust

>>386395

>>386390

I remember reading some pseudoscience that biphasic sleep patterns are the best

>>386392

I'm sure you could get something like that done

>>386393

I'm up for it, but I think his pro team lost just now.

>>386394

Well, I wondered why her family's always there and she's not with her. Then, I looked at her parents. They might be old enough to be her grand parents… maybe. That would mean that maybe her older sister's really her mom. But, I didn't see it. Another explanation would be that she's a cousin. But, what set up would they have that sometimes (been less lately), she'd go with an entirely different family. Maybe, she had school nearby and was staying with them cause it's closer. But, that wouldn't make sense cause she's not always with them… unless she's some kind of super smart scholar whose schedule doesn't always coincide with their going to church.

So, after the longest time, I saw her go with them again last week. This time, she had short hair. It made me realize how small she was. The "mom" was tall for a woman, almost as tall as the "dad" who wasn't as tall as I but tall anyway for an average Filipino.

Yesterday, we went to mass at a time that we usually don't. I saw her with a smaller guy and a smaller mom. And yes, if you look at them, they looked like her parents. So, I think I at least got the cousin part right.

>>386400

A lot of assuming, why don't you just ask?

Mr ThreeBean please get on Steam. Urgent page.

>>386405

Based Chloe 3

>keep searching youtube periodically for new Chloë at AMA vids/interview and still nothing new

What are you media people doing this is the information age I'm supposed to be instantly connected and informed on everything get it together thanks getting pretty impatient here tell me she did more interviews.

gooood morning

>>386401

Eh….

>>386409

hello anon

>>386408

I thought it was pronounced "ubuntu"

>>386409

Hiiii Canabro and it's still not morning!

>>386409

Hayyy

>>386409

Hey there

>>386412

maybe one day I'll wake up in the morning…

>>386412

in the south they say '"ubuntu"'

>>386415

O-oh hi Clairebear you look nice today.

Do you have more video Clairebears?

>>386414

Those pants look perfect for dance I think.

>>386418

Definitely

>>386419

They really go with her tight, tight tummy and thick thighs I think.

>>386409

Hi.

>>386421

Agreed

Good night

>>386424

Nite nite stevis

Spooky

>>386424

Niteee

>>386425

Hey I was gonna post that!

>>386426

almost like seeing brunette JJ. i like it

/cel/anon made a video from the Chloë part of that long-ass one!

>>386424

nighty night

>>386424

Night.

>>386429

Chloe pls git hips. That dress dun dew good.

>>386427

Well

>>386428

Exactly that

>>386409

is that a fashion thing or can she just not close that top fully?

>>386436

>>386437

Looks better from that angle.

>>386437

Lmao, no comment pretty true though

>>386437

You have shit opinions on everything and should kill yourself

>>386437

>>386439

>>386438

nice bullying

there is literally nothing wrong with being a box

>when people meanbully you're waifu on bullychan and then you come to friendlychan only to have people meanbully you're waifu here too

>>386439

I really appreciate the amount of underboob she shows off.

>>386444

That's just BBB and K. you can ignore them ;)

>>386442

Hayley would look great in that dress.

>>386444

Who's bullying? I'll deal with them.

>>386446

You want your fellow countrywoman to die??

>>386424

Good night.

>>386426

Hey.

>>386449

I couldn't care less. I mean, I want you to die too, and you also live in Australia.

>>386451

>ashi's face when

>>386449

Th-there's this guy named K a-and he was saying bad things about Chloë's minimalist hips which are c-clearly patrician artistic choice on her part.

>>386452

She would look better if someone threw hydrochloric acid in her face

>>386453

S-she chose to have no hips? The stories get more and more intricate.

>>386454

I think that would be worse personally.

>>386455

I like this picture

>>386456

I bet you do perv..

>>386456

>>386457

>Lexee got to share a dressing room with Ashi

>>386457

You got me all wrong…

>>386458

Do you think she asked her why she was putting in so many tissues?

>>386455

Y-yes you see she chose to model her form after the artistic minimalism movement which is set on reducing a concept or form to its simplest representation and so Chloë posited that in order to make herself a minimalist sculpture of traditional feminine beauty she would eliminate features like wide hips and bust while still representing aesthetic pinnacle of females. She of course deemed lips and legs essential pieces and therefor chose to exaggerate these features further in place of the reduced ones.

pls into art kman Chloë is a self-made post-modern piece

>>386458

Oh boy

>>386460

Ashi has a little going on.

She'll be a smaller Sophie in a couple of years.

>>386461

This is very interesting… i'll have to let the fashion industry know somehow.

She looks like she's ready for some sort of bedtime story…cute bra, too.

>>386465

I guess that's the key to growing breasts.

Wearing a bra on the outside of one's pajamas at bedtime.

>>386466

>

>>386467

I don't think that's been working for Lily though.

>>386466

one track mind, huh anon? lol

>>386465

She looks scary… :(

but still cute.

>>386465

Is this the latest craze? Wearing your bra outside of your turtlenecks?

Kids these days…

>>386466

I don't into feet but I would a Chloë's feet.

>>386471

My fav Lia vid she has the exact correct thickness of pudge layer

>>386444

>friendlychan

>>386472

nah the concept has been around for a while

>>386470

Her boobs tend to fluctuate depending on if she's stuffing her bra or not. Which photos are you talking about? There really hasn't been much Lily activity since that shit happened in Paris with the brown people.

>>386472

That Cyrus girl popularized it or something. Same with the wearing a strap on outside your panties.

>>386471

She can be a very scary looking girl when she wants to be.

>>386476

shes not always scary

>>386471

God damn stupid sexy Lia

>>386475

I hope girls wearing strapons around all the time becomes popular tbh

>>386478

Truly the lewdest of fus

>>386479

girls that don't need strap ons are the best tbh

How's everyone?

>>386481

Hello mr nameless

>>386481

It is I, Turtles.

>>386484

Hiding your head in your shell made it hard to guess.

>>386480

Careful, O'Bloom doesn't like us talking about benis grills…

>>386481

Hi down-underbro good you?

>>386485

There's alligator snapping turtles up north.

>>386488

More like crocodiles.

>>386486

he can suck it

>>386488

Thanks now I'm trapped in youtube related videos quicksand of alligator snapping turtles biting stuff…

>>386481

Hello. Meh.

>"I'll take the middle one please"

>>386498

lmao

>>386500

he's protective