/waifuist/ - Waifuist

>>387535

She needs to be brought into line with their standards.

>>387535

Did you actually talk to someone who was into Ayn Rand and wouldn't shut up about it

>>387538

oh yeah, they're a total sjw though it doesn't make much sense

>>387536

sorry sersha is uncorruptable

>>387535

drinking and lezzing out

>>387533

Yes Yess finally now you are beginning to open your eyes…see for the first time…realize

and now you can finally begin to appreciate understand and cherish her art

>>387539

>ayn rand

>sjw

so the average american intellectual

>>387539

These latest pictures say otherwise.

>>387541

I-i already appreciated her art in one form.

It's like Forni subbed it.

>>387545

Now that the tears of redemption washed you over for the first time and you saw through the eye of storm. You can appreciate her art in it's true form.

>>387549

Does that mean I get a front row seat to one of her 'performances'??

>>387541

im pretty sure the wine is non-alcoholic

>>387543

its more of a fascination than genuine acceptance of objectivism

>>387544

I d-don't see whats wrong with that outfit..

>>387537

>>387550

thanks for posting on theme, the rest of you should be ashamed

>>387552

Blind in the heat of battle. It's a shame…

>>387551

You won't have to she will follow you around like a hologram obi wan

>>387552

why ? also I've been keeping up with the theme ffs

>>387555

B-but it's only a hologram then ;-;

>>387556

Only true believers can summon the real Kaylyn

>>387553

shuddup k, you're just jealous that kiki has been letting everyone see her nips!

>>387555

oh yeah, sorry about that

>>387557

I do believe in fairies. I do, i do!

>>387558

Kiki has done no such thing!

>>387559

pfff don't even know how to summon Kaylyn

See now

Kaylyn is what we mortals call a SemenDemon

or known in the ancient tongue as Nouakchott

meaning the BlondeDeath

>>387560

>>387563

She inhabits the Rodeo Drive area in the Denizens of Beverly Hills underworld and first thing you need to summon her is this necronomicon also known as the book of the dead

>>387565

Second citing the correct passage from the book is very important or you might end up summoning a lesser demon such as a Sophia Lucia

>>387566

i just googled that.

she lives with all the trashiest reality tv stars and pop singers

as if its inhabitants weren't enough of a turnoff, the name of the city is a misspelling

jesus

>>387570

That's the third part before summoning the demon

You have to make sure you create an enchanting aura in the area with a Chanel No5 perfume

And a protective barrier made out of Hermes bags and Louboutin shoes

>>387573

Let's save this thread.

>>387574

After making sure the area is secure you will then start the dark ritual by opening Necronomicon Ex-Mortis and citing Marlyn Monroe quotes from the unholy book of the dead

>>387576

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best”

>>387577

“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”

>>387578

'' Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”

good afternoon friends

>>387578

really makes you think

>>387580

Hi.

>>387575

why?

>>387575

>>387579

And If you did everything right the Nouakchott will appear and take form from the shrouded mists of the Chanel No.5

was there ever a girl more cute than young ellen?

>>387582

Because it needs saving.

>>387582

okey I stopped you can have it back

>>387585

>>387586

I'm confused. What are we saving? What am I getting back?

>>387584

her charms were always lost on me tbh

>>387588

This thread, nigga. Read my comment you doofus.

>>387577

>>387578

>if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best

The rallying cry of irresponsible, disgusting whores everywhere, first said by one such whore many years ago.

>>387584

Yes, there is a massive, untold number of completely average girls in existence, all of which are more attractive than that.

>>387587

i don't believe it.

>>387589

she's just really cute. not hot or beautiful, but adorable.

>>387590

Is it safe to come out now ?

>>387590

I don't read any of the things that go on here

>>387592

this isn't entirely rational but she just gives me that vibe that emma watson does of secretly being disgusted by her fans and everyone around her, especially the male ones. could just be a byproduct of her sexuality but i think it runs deeper than that. or im just seeing things

>>387591

figure hugging dresses really suit her

>>387580

hey ela

>>387596

I wish I was hugging her :(

>>387595

Might be a byproduct of them both being feminist cunts.

>>387596

this is true

>>387595

well i'd have to meet her to disprove that, but she acts pretty normal on social media. she probably does get along better with other girls, but she doesn't seem to have anything against anyone really.

>>387594

Neither do I my friend. I just see the images and feel like it needs saving.

>>387593

Not for you.

>>387600

so what about the thread then needs to be saved?

>>387600

Why ? Oh shit Sturmtruppen are here

I'll go back to hiding in my attic.

>>387601

Post more Lauren, I'll post more Chloë. There are too many generics in here.

>>387603

Since you don't want me I'll just go away

>>387604

Stay. No one likes big hands.

>>387604

d-don't go dutchbro

>>387605

bai

>>387606

bai

>>387603

um, alright. I'll just keep doing what I've been doing for the past year or so

>>387604

I do want you…

I want you so much.

>>387603

>>387607

sounds good to me tbh :^)

don't come back

>>387607

Uso

>>387613

Are we going to watch Scream Queens tonight?

>>387614

Soon as perv verb gets here we can do I think

>>387616

She is such a lesbian.

>>387612

The short form of her name would be Stef…

>>387617

I thought all girls groped their friends like this.

>>387621

Would you grope your friends dick?!

>>387622

What do you think?

>>387623

You sicken me.

What is this wacky accent night?

>>387619

Some people like it. I feel neutral.

>>387624

Stop making assumptions of me.

>>387625

That's really spot on. Chloe never ceases to impress.

Donna is such a stereotypical Aussie. Always with the bants and shitposting.

>>387628

It's already too late. It's what you haven't said that's given it all away.

>>387630

If you keep judging me then I won't consider you a friend and you know what means…

>>387625

she sucks at accents

i think this is her new york accent or something

>>387631

uh oh

>>387631

M-maybe

>>387633

I wasn't paying attention to the accent. That webm has some deeper implications.

>>387633

Sounds like a spot-on Philly accent to me.

>>387638

pizza doesn't exist there silly. if she was delivering a hogie then maybe

(NOT SO) BREAKING NEWS: STEFANIE SHOWS HER TRUE COLOURS IN SUBTLE WAYS, PRETENDS SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO

>>387640

So the Dutch aren't all tulips and smoked cheese.

Good to know.

>>387645

Hello.

>>387644

But if the Holocaust had actually happened and she was around for it, she would have been gassed as the purveyor of degenerate values that she is???

Well, you know what they say, fourth Reich's the charm.

>>387646

Hello.

>>387647

the nazis didn't even know why they killed a considerable percentage of their victims

they were not very organized in their genocidal tendencies

>>387649

Yeah, if you actually look at the science behind it those great German engineers were pretty retarded in how they conducted their business (to the point that touted numbers could only possibly be fabrications, because it never happened).

>mfw he still believes the holocaust lie

>>387645

hi

>>387651

Hey steviewevie.

>>387652

how are you doing?

>>387653

Doing good, it's really hot though. ;-;

>>387654

oh right huh. Its summer time for you. I would prepare to get hotter. This last summer was fucking abysmal

>>387654

No air-con?

>>387655

😭

>>387656

We do but our parents never let us turn the bloody thing on, unless it's scorching hot.

>>387656

Awww.

>>387657

I dare you to go and turn it on anyway

>>387657

yeah I know. It sucks. But it'll pass

>>387657

my mums like that, frugality is the worst. But then she acts like its weird if I buy clothes from target or pay $20 for a haircut

>>387660

it's kinda only just starting, we have like 2-3 months of this ;_;

>>387662

I'm aware of that. It just started getting "cold" for us in US. But yeah, summer is a shitty season

which state are you in jo?

>>387663

> It just started getting "cold" for us

Same here.

>>387659

My sister would stop me.

>>387660

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

>>387661

We already have fans going off, the aircon isn't gonna do much.

>>387664

South East Queensland

Don't any of you Aussies live near the beach?

Like 95% your cities are on the coast.

>>387662

Weren't you just bragging about your pool?

>>387666

My sister would do the same.. just turn it on and run away and hope they don't notice for a bit.

>>387668

Do you want free sun cancer?? Our sun is hotter here.

>>387668

it's weird to me that people in other countries dont have one within driving distance

>>387666

Hahahaha, grow a pair and stick it out like a real man!

>>387663

oh you're in LA right, guess you get the same thing

>>387670

perfelle

>>387668

yeah I don't really like swimming tbh, I have sensitive skin and the chlorine is a pain

>>387667

I was joking, my doors and windows are usually permanently nailed shut

>>387671

You want me to hang my balls out?????

>>387672

I don't know what to believe anymore.

>>387669

Ashi goes out in the sun all the time and she's still white as virgin snow.

Get some SPF 150. Asian markets usually have a whole section about keeping skin pale.

>35 degrees AGAIN tomorrow

motherfuck this weather. actual summer is going to be absolute torture

>>387676

Where do you live?

>>387677

same as you

>>387672

apparently, people in Southern California don't get the right to say its cold cause it gets into the 50s AT WORST. So we have to use quotes when referring to cold weather

>>387673

if that's what keeps the heat out

>>387675

Ashi must have to slip, slop, slap every 30 minutes with her skin.

>>387676

fuggg that

>>387678

>>387677

elag/jo meetup /when/?

>>387678

Ahh cool.

Humidity is a bitch.

>>387682

ahem

>>387679

>the 50s

if only. i don't think it even dipped below 15 this year (celcius, obviously)

>>387618

>suffering frog boy

Perv-verb + Triple Bee and Mr Tull. Do you want to watch Scream Creams?

>>387684

I'm talking Fahrenheit btw

>>387688

>>387689

Oh we better wait a bit then

>>387691

Seems like a lot of the ska bands came out of the Los Angeles area.

I will admit that I did listen to some ska. LOL.

Hi sweetie waifuists

>still no other interviews with Chloë at AMAs

Did she just cold shoulder everyone but Frank Grande?

the bennys best ska/punk band tbh

>>387695

Interesting filename choice, I think I chose 'chad and chloe'

>>387695

Hello.

>>387695

heyo

>>387683

Thank you, Elleh.

>>387694

I was told by the older boys in school not to wear checked Vans because the ska kids would beat me up. Stuck with Nike until I bought some overpriced Creepers.

>>387701

take it up with qg but he's literally been posting primejailbait.com material lately

>>387701

is Brynn too tite for you?

>>387702

>the ska kids

wasn't even aware such a thing existed

>>387705

Neither did I.

It was a private school and we didn't have any skateboard enthusiasts or anything.

>>387703

Except anything i post from pjb are teens and up. I mean I can defend banji over candydoll and I can defend cunny but if it makes Empy of all ppl uncomfortable, I have to question it lol

I need to rest. I'm not feeling good at all. Good night

>>387704

not at all, she's too old tbh but the focus of the picture is pretty lewd

>>387708

see ya

have some hot orange juice

>>387707

brynn's banji

>>387702

LOL

>>387705

It was a thing, briefly, in the mid to late 90s commercially speaking at least. Of course the area TB is from was a hot bed for ska.

>>387708

Goodnight. ♥

>>387697

Starting strength manlet tbh

>>387698

>>387699

Hi!

>>387708

Bye!

>>387711

I know. I think it was more an issue of what it was focused on. You know normally I dont say much about what's posted

>>387708

bye stevis

we/ braids/ now

>>387717

You mean cultural appropriation.

>>387714

I hadn't thought about it, but you're right, that guy is definitely an under 6 foot manlet. When will they learn. Look at Chloe dominating this manlet

>>387715

so is it allowed or not?

>>387720

already called the cops, should delete the evidence while you still can

>>387709

>too old

>posts old granma jules

>>387721

you're right, what's wrong with me

🇲️🇪️🇪️🇵️⬜🇲️🇪️🇪️🇵️

>>387720

>>387720

I'd avoid such "in your face" pics to maintain a balance in the /waifuist/ world

>>387724

we built da pyramids, cracka!

>>387726

so it is decreed. i just don't see anything wrong with posting stuff you'd see in every department store clothing catalogue.

>>387728

Are you selling CK merchandise here?

>>387727

When I was in NY there was a bunch of these guys in Times Square screaming about stuff then this obvious crackhead came up to them and started questioning them this this hippie guy joined in too and then in like a second it went somehow from a conversation to a bloody brawl and people seemed to just swarm out of the woodwork to start fighting until cops came to yell at people and break it up.

>>387729

are you selling hairdryers? i won't argue any more about it, it's your board.

>>387730

The only reason I would ever visit New York is to see those heroic men in action, preaching the truth as they do.

>>387726

if you actually stop to think about it there is nothing really wrong with looking at those pics or posting them. it's just that sadly the bigotry and knee-jerk reactions of the masses make it risky. in truth we all know nobody here is ever going to assault a child. most people on this board sound like they would feel guilty if they stole an apple.

>>387728

we're not looking at the underwear though…

>>387730

Ah, the good old days. I miss that NY

>>387731

I actually don't have a problem with it really but I'd be lying if didn't alert my caution meters

>>387732

Why don't you join them in the square in preaching the truthest truth and beat up the white men who try to challenge them? I of course only proclaim the truth of Chloë.

And West Side Story told me everyone in NYC only fights through dance I was very confused when the curbstomps started coming out.

>>387734

This was like 2011, although from what I understand now Times Square is like an airport with security.

>>387733

i must be the only one

>>387733

Preaching to the choir, amigo lol. I know this. But you said yourself we arent looking at the underwear. I only said something cuz Empy said something. If you did, I would question it as well ;)

>>387735

And white ppl took that away from me, dammit!

night /w

>>387738

Night ellehu.

>>387738

good night

>>387738

night ngiht elleh ♥

>>387737

My shame and guilt for personally robbing your people of yelling in Times Square is eternal qg please accept our women in return.

>>387738

night /c

>>387738

Night

>>387742

Lol thank you very much. Ive seen a lot of weird things in Times Square myself. Worked out there for a few months 2.

>>387735

I'm not black enough to work for them ;_; maybe if I wear a slave collar and and promise to atone for my ancestors sins they'll let me bring them coffee.

They still preach though, they have piles of videos on youtube of them preaching everywhere.

>>387738

sweet lg dreams

>>387744

They had their own public access show 2 lol

>>387743

Doing what? Hot dog vending? Handing out promo material for Broadway stuff? Or at one of the restaurants around there?

>>387744

Yeah pretty sure this is the same group https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHzGiGUj5SU

They seem like not bad guys tbh

>>387746

I wanted to hand out promotions for broadway shows! Those guys I think made good money! Nah I sold bus tour tickets

>>387746

the best one is where they make the jew kid cry

>>387749

jade weber

>>387750

Thanks! She's pretty

>>387751

apparently she belongs to snek girl's moms personal stable of models along with chloe

>>387752

Elaga plz. You know Cat ears is my weakness!

I never heard of her but I think I will add her to the list, if that's okay

>>387754

>You know Cat ears is my weakness!

i do?

>>387754

You've made me realize that I don't think Chloë has ever worn cat ears at least I can't find any in a quick scan over my folder.

>>387695

>>387715

Hello.

>>387708

>>387738

Good night.

>>387756

well there's this

>>387754

What a great picture

>>387758

Mickey is a mouse, silly!

What did you guys think of the Captain America Civil War trailer?

My waifu can fly! Good to see that meme actor getting his shit pushed in.

It would also be totally rad if Black Panther got fucked up by Scarlet Witch. Here's hoping.

>>387764

Batman vs Superman > Captain American vs Iron Man tbh

I didn't see any Scarlet Witch in the trailer though Olsen is the best of the DC or Marvel grills easily so far.

Also doing Civil War without Spider-Man is silly.

>>387765

pm Chloe and tell her to stop being so cute.

>>387768

If I could pm Chloë m8 I wouldn't be here my whole life for years has been trying to find a way to tell her that fam

>no Chloë to teach you how to cut a bitch

My openly-gay former professor just invited to treat me to a massage after not being in contact with me for 2 years. This happened 4 hours after my dad's youngest brother weirdly asked me about how it is going about setting up his own radio station (which I wouldn't really know). This day seems to be getting more and more interesting….

>>387770

>tfw too ugly to be preyed upon by sexual predators

>>387771

hang on i dont think lexee could possibly empathize with that

this is a more appropriate mfw

>>387772

lmao

I wanna make another Skype account and name it something like hotandsexy6969. Then, I'll add all my friends.

When they decline, I'll call them up and ask why they don't wanna be friends with me.

>>387775

post results

With the $10 in PS Store credit I still haven't spent that came with my Playstation, and the free 10% coupon code they have in the store, I'll be able to get The Old Hunters DLC for just $7.99.

>>387776

Hehe.

>>387777

Nice.

Is Jessica Jones using an S4? It seems like it but seems a bit… off… or something too. Guess I'll have to wait 'til I see the back.

Evening.

>>387780

eyo

>>387782

k hasn't really changed much

>>387783

fukin' heaps sick eyyyyy

>>387782

i know a guy in high school who acted more or less exactly like this

>Be last week

>People i haven't seen in forever hmu and ask me if i wanna meet up with them and catch up

>Say "sure let's do it sometime next week" and hope they forget about it like always

>They didn't forget about it

And that's how i fucked myself over on this fine wednesday

>>387779

Could be an s6

Hey all

>>387779

Unmistakably, her friend's using a Galaxy S5. Her left soft key is a menu button though, not an app-switcher shortcut. So, it's definitely in the range of the Galaxy S4 or before. Hmmmm….

>>387780

>>387786

Hello.

>>387786

J-just pretend you got sick or something.

>>387787

hello

>>387787

Hello. Nah. It isn't: >>387788

Who /reallyhateK/ here

>>387786

I thought you were a normie

>>387790

>>387791

Hey. I never had an s5, cool they're not using crapple

>>387792

Is that everyone?

>>387792

im /loveeveryoneeventhoughtheybullyme/

>>387792

Are you being racist again?

>>387789

Can't ditch a compromise like that

>>387788

Heya

>>387793

shame on you for thinking that tbh

>>387796

Just say something important came up!

>>387793

Just to be clear, this is what I meant. See the left softkey? It's always been some options menu button. Ever since the S5, it's been a shortcut to the recent app switcher.

>>387793

I hope so

>>387794

You shouldn't do that otherwise K, the only bully here, will never learn.

>>387795

I can't be racist against you because you're white. Racism is power+privilege, just like professor Goldstein taught me.

who /killallweebshere/?

>>387786

fucking normies

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>387800

>Hating anime

>>387799

I'm that what that I don't have a race. Pls don't oppress my unrace.

>>387802

Your race is 'goy'

>>387796

Sorry bud, I had hopes

>>387798

The screenshot doesn't look hugely clear

>>387804

You take that back!

>>387805

The S4 screenshot? Trust me: it's the option thing. If you're talking about the S5 screenshot, I cropped it so that people don't complain I'm posting spoilers.

>>387797

If only my moralfaggotry allowed me to do that

>>387800

i thought you were a normie though

>>387806

So you're one of the chose people?

>>387801

animeme belongs on reddit tbh

>>387804

there are only goyim and chosen

>>387809

I am. I've been blessed.

>>387808

J-just fall asleep then it wasn't your fault anyway.

>>387805

There's no way to grab a clear screenshot. From the scene I had a chance to but pretty much seems like an S4 to me.

>>387808

social anxiety is a sickness, so it's not really lying

>>387810

Hating anime is a meme

Correct.

>>387811

Blessed by Yahweh with an uncanny ability to make sound financial investments?

>Ohh, we just work really hard, goyim

>>387807

>>387812

Oh right, so there's an s4 and an s5 duh silly me

>>387813

that picture looks suspect..

>>387808

I wish ;_;

>>387814

you would no nerd

>>387816

you are a normie, you don't need to wish

yeah I would, because if you say it, it's a meme. memelord

There are too many TV shows out lately

Look how cool this place is though

>>387821

when are you going to get bored of le slightly more symmetrical maisie meme girl?

>>387821

gets me everytime

>>387820

Place of dreams

>>387822

You're just jealous that pupinia is more of a meemster than you.

>>387823

She is perfecto

>>387825

Will poopina be your new waifu? Because you like memes so much

>>387826

Cute.

>>387826

Unlike you. I will stay with Kiki for lyfe.

>>387827

She usually is

>>387828

Capped for when you change your mind, and I dindu nuffin

Oh, how silly of me, you already did :^)

>>387830

That was ironic because she had just lopped her tits off!

>>387825

What a lovely.. Smile

>>387832

S-she just got a little excited.

>>387826

Can you tell me who this is please and thank you.

I figure this would be the place to know.