/waifuist/ - Waifuist

Doesn't seem shitty to me.

You're right, this is a shitty thread.

You should feel bad, normalshit

>>387838

I don't actually go to classes most of the time though

>>387844

How are you not failing? Are you a genius?

Well i'm off to get an education and engage in pointless social formalities.

See you bundles of fun later ♥

>>387847

Enjoi qt :3

>>387847

See you.

>>387845

>not failing

>>387847

yeah rack off normie scum

>>387847

See you later. ♥

>>387847

S-sounds fun, have fun

>>387850

You made it sound like you were passing…

>>387852

Hello.

>>387853

I'm good at that

>>387855

Haha. Parents?

>>387854

she is tiny

>>387857

Hello.

>>387858

hello.

are you a NEET or college student? you seem to be here most of the time

☺ hi /waifuist/ ☺

>>387860

hello, Smilesley

>>387860

hey smiles

>>387861

>>387862

Goodnight.

>>387859

I worked for a private health care company and finished a sub-government contract (if that makes sense) with them after college, then opened a restaurant with my friend who landed me that job and a few business partners. So, right now, I mostly work from home and go to board meetings once in a while.

>>387860

Hey, Smiley. How'd you know that's what I'm watching right now?

>>387864

Good night.

>>387865

>what is your opinion? i hated the pilot but this girl is absolutely perfect for Kara/Supergirl.

I like where this anime is headed

>>387866

I'm liking it so far though I don't find it so great. And, yeah, she's a cute Super Girl.

>>387872

Good morning.

>>387874

Yes. Why…?

>>387852

Rusty, it's confirmed: Galaxy S4.

>>387877

I don't see why you're suddenly bringing this up but alright….

She was really nice and caring but if you pissed her off, she won't be a pushover. She's also not one to ever go-with-the-flow. Like, there's this basketball player in college who all the chicks were just falling for and her opinion on him was "Pffft". She had enough of a sense of humor. But, that's partly where things started falling apart. We thought she might be pregnant and for some stupid reason, when she found out she wasn't, she thought it'd be funny if I thought she was for a while. Things went south then.

>>387876

What time period is this? Is it meant to be now?

>>387878

oh yeah, you told me about that episode before. was she the only one?

>>387879

I'm not sure: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2357547/

>>387880

Pretty much, yeah.

http://articulo.mercadolibre.com.ar/MLA-576042206-reloj-bulova-96b104-97b100-98h51-essencial-seguro-robo-wr-_JM

/fa/ as fuck

but of course it has to be super expensive

>>387881

how long ago was that?

>>387883

She was 15. I was 16. Holy crap, that's almost 10 years ago….

>>387884

i think it's high time for new Pinoy Pussy dvt

>>387885

Well, here you go.

>>387886

in your room, not on the runway

Goodnight my lovelies.

>>387888

Good night.

>>387887

But, what if she's kinky like that?

>>387890

I wish. I'm still here.

Koei-Tecmo announces that they have no intention of publishing Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 (volleyball fanservice game) in the west. Basically states it's because they don't want to deal with radical feminist/SJW backlash. This is in spite of the fact that the Asia-English (in other words, translated) version of the game is done.

Fast-forward, Play-Asia announces they are now offering imports of the Asia-English copy. SJWs explode, former IGN and Gamespot journalists are threatening PlayAsia. They've gotten thousands of new followers as a result of this.

They also have like a literal /a/ shitposter running their twitter, too:

https://twitter.com/playasia/status/669343456423100416

https://twitter.com/playasia/status/669343532683886592

https://twitter.com/playasia/status/669358416461062144

https://twitter.com/playasia/status/669429451910995969

https://twitter.com/playasia/status/669469895420153857

https://twitter.com/playasia/status/669498158573981697

https://twitter.com/playasia/status/669526236784267264

tl;dr I guess what I'm just trying to say here is God bless Marie Rose.

P.S. Bonus round: https://twitter.com/marvelous_games/status/669555547419619328

>>387892

why are feminists so fucking bratty

>>387893

i dunno lol

maybe it's because they're all miserable broken individuals who hate themselves and suffer from the cognitive dissonance of their toxic, unnatural ideology vs. the biological imperative in their minds caused by the churning of their wombs

>>387895

See first image.

Good night.

>>387897

i don't even know how i would eat that but looks good

>>387897

I got a heart attack just expanding those pics

>when grills try to transform into you're waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2ZBrqy424w&app=desktop

You can't fool me…

>>387900

Nobody likes a cakeface.

>>387901

O..ok

But that's not to say some women don't need it.

>>387903

Yeah from I've seen it looks like it is.

Hey guys

>>387904

>>387906

Hey boss.

>>387906

Hey Boss

>>387907

>>387909

>>387908

Hey, what's going on?

>>387911

Just got home, getting comfy atm.

How about you?

>>387912

My back still hurts though it's getting better so comfort is kinda meh. Just Youtubing for now

>>387911

Did some grocery shopping for tomorrow. That's about it.

>>387914

Cold. I got to work. Here's hoping one of the residents give me food like they promised!

>>387916

calm it qg, you'll get fatter?

Remember thanksgiving and christmas are coming up

>>387917

But but I want to eat Thanksgiving food! Sadly most of the family are going different places this year. One of them better bring me back something!!

>>387913

You complain quite a bit about your back mate, have you seen a doctor lately?

I-I don't want to be a stick in the mud but it might be serious you know?

>>387919

I always had issues with it. it's like every three months it shows up cuz I sleep wrong or move wrong or something. I need check when I was younger. They couldn't find any issues on the xray

>>387920

Go to sleep, bitch!

>>387920

Aren't you supposed to be sleeping? get some rest you cunt. Tomorrow's my day off and i want you in proper shape so we can discuss why pupinia's the queen

>>387921

Oh man that sucks then.

M-Maybe you need to invest in one of those super comfy mattresses with proper back support.

Living is already bad enough, doing so in pain is just ugh

>>387922

I should check again but who has time for doctors?? I have a board to maintain. You are right though. I should save up for a new better mattress. I'll add that to the list.

>>387923

It's been a minor dream of mine to own one of those hospital type beds, where you can adjust the posture with a remote.

>>387918

no sorry

>>387923

well i can help with one of those. just send over the board details

>>387923

two words:

MEMORY FOAM

>>387924

Oh yes! I use to see the commercials for those and want them as well. I don't even know how much those beds cost

>>387925

Jerk!

I'll pass and get it myself then, thanks

So much for relaxing. A new guy quit and they asked if I could come in early

>>387926

hmmm that does sound nice

>>387927

Last time I checked between $1500-3700.

>Bribri face when drunk Saxon tries to make out with her

>>387929

ugh, a bit much. could be worth saving for. I miss having a queen sized bed though

>>387929

You make that kinda money during an afternoon nap, though.

tfw your thread gets deleted

>>387927

wat

>>387928

same guy you were gonna get fired? or someone else who can't handle the bants?

>>387932

plz put your arm down Sersha, that just triggers me more

>>387933

it'll* sorry, for a "T". Not the same guy. That guy didn't come in on Monday so he couldn't get caught messing up. Another guy cuz they messed up his first check and he always said he isn't sticking around if they mess up again. Apparently they did again so he left. I'll learn more when I get there

>>387933

Hey rusty you were the proper fella who posted this weren't ya? do you have any more?

>>387910

and here i was thinking you had reasonable standards.

>>387931

cute panties

>>387934

what a bunch of flakes you should hire me. i would do an outstanding job i assure you.

>>387934

sounds like this place in real life

>>387935

not that i know of

>>387931

I cannot sleep while the sun is out tbh.

>>387938

Plz do. But you need a gun license for this position. Get to work and I'll recommend you!

>>387939

Lol, I told you my job is /waifuist/ in real life! Cute girls, jokes. a dash of /pol/ and loli in dance outfits and me being the best! It's great! :P

>>387939

Oh, too bad then, I found it to be hilarious.

Thanks anyways though ♥

>>387941

a-are you packing heat??

sounds a good job tbh. too bad /pol/ isnt loading right now

>>387942

as i said above, pol not work for me

i think it was in a britpol thread

>>387941

i probably could get a gun license very easily. if i end up having no idea what to do i might ask you for more details :D

>>387943

No I am not. I'm not there for the other ppl. I'm there for the residents. and they know that if something happened, they can be sure that I will run so fast out the door

>>387945

You need to get a security license as well but honestly that is pretty easy if you have 300 bucks and 3 days to kill

>>387946

so you're not gonna bang somebody out?

>kill

>KILL

QG ON A RAMPAGE

>>387946

i literally have no idea what i'm going to do. hopefully i will know before Christmas!!!

>>387947

don't say bang someone out! That is slang for sex and I don't want to get fired for sexual harrassment!

but hell no. I don't get paid enough for that shit

>>387948

Security is the easiest thing to get into. It's easier than running around going to job to job hoping someone will call you for an interview

>>387937

Would sniff.

>>387940

I've never been able to nap. Takes me an hour to go to sleep normally, can't imagine how it'd be in the middle of the day.

I went furniture shopping and the salesman started talking about masturbating.

LOL

tfw you download a movie and it's in the wrong language

>>387950

Nicola plz

>>387951

Just keep talking, you prove your perv level every day :P

>>387949

i'm not sure i'm intimidating enough to be a security person. i am good at talking to people though if that matters.

>>387953

Hey, I didn't do anything this time!

>>387954

I know I'm a 6 2 210 pound black guy but that doesn't mean I look intimidating :P In security you are just a body. Unless you are a bouncer or something then maybe you might want to look threatening. It's funny though, I turned down being a bouncer at a strip club because of the hours being 8-4am. Why did my schedule here end up being? 7-3am. Such is life lol

>>387955

you were probably looking at the mattress and licking your lips or something!

>>387956

LOL

>>387953

Stay away.

>>387956

>1,90m

>95kg

>black

>not intimidating

I'm having some trouble believing you

>>387957

Lol, do you approve of this video? where you looking at it while mattress shopping??

>>387958

s-sorry

>>387959

It's all in the face! You could dress me like the most thugged out common criminal and cops would still shoot the black lawyer next to me instead :P

>>387956

sir i'm afraid that picture is inappropriate

>>387960

No comment

>>387961

s-sorry, is this better?

>>387962

oops, i meant to post this but some how I know the answer

>>387960

Just wear a grey hoodie for your security uniform and people will be think you're scary.

>>387964

I love the visuals

>>387965

Lmao, if it hides my face maybe. I better not wear cologne either. Wearing it would throw them off

>>387966

Me 2. and how the glitter on the outfit catches the light

anyone else

>EGGNOG

here?

>>387969

Never had it before.

>>387969

Probably eggnog coffee from Starbucks. does that count?

>>387969

Never tried it ; _ ;

>>387969

I don't

>EGGNOG

until at least December usually.

>>387970

Evaluate your life choices.

>>387968

Exactly. You see it too! ;)

>>387969

I can take it in small amounts.

>>387969

Never tried it, we have something called Rompope but I don't think it's exactly the same.

>>387970

>>387972

Aw you've got to try some. its so tasty they even make eggnog ice cream.

SO YUMMY!!! ☺

>>387971

yes that counts!

>this pic

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>387976

Then I will have a large cup of it in your honor today

>>387976

It doesn't even have an appetizing name.

>>387975

it does sounds very much the same

>dem sisters

:3 squeeeee ♥

>>387978

lmao, it really doesn't. that name scared me away for a long time

>>387976

If i was able to find it in a store i would give it a try tbh, always been curious about it

>>387977

yay!

i just saw a recipe for eggnog cheesecake. haven't tried that before…………………

been getting so fat this year lol

>>387980

yeah nogs scare me too

>>387982

speaking of cheesecake, geez those boobs and those toes

that sounds good though. eggnog ice cream Ive never seen. I'm sure it's probably made special somewhere

P..poor Dani

>>387985

>>387987

hey cutie

>>387984

Oh I felt it coming lol

>>387983

Shill, Baby, Shill! She still looks so cute there

>>387989

I have some medium res Harley feet close-ups if you're interested.

Though I'm not sure you deserve them since you didn't wish me get well soon the other day..

>>387989

Always

>>387990

Oh d-dear! I'm so sorry! You know I want you to get better even if I don't say it!

>>387986

What great sisters

>>387990

I did! ☺

there were 2 people who didn't wish me a happy birthday who posted in my birthday thread.

i was actually kinda hoping that guy who hates me would show up but he didn't :\

>>387993

>there were 2 people who didn't wish me a happy birthday who posted in my birthday thread.

These are probably not the sort of things you should be keeping track of m8 lol

>>387992

Mmhmm.

*Read the above in a sassy black woman voice.

>>387993

I noted. Thank you. And thank you to everyone else who did.

>>387991

>mfw when Maddie and Dance Mom clips keep popping up in my Youtube feed :P

>>387995

<3 oh wow, they are pretty perfect. I wonder how they will mature. They seem flawless at the moment. Here's hoping she shows off her new nail polish on Insta one day

>>387996

I keep hoping to see her show them on Insta. :(

>>387996

of course they are flawless, she is like 10 years old. things only go south from here.

>>387997

mfw no Harley to dress in cute pajamas. You and I aren't much different. Look how long it took for us to get any kind of shot of Laneyas. Patience I guess

>>387998

No bad news plz. At least she isn't a dancer, dancing can ruin feet. Most of the Banjis are very lucky

>>387994

i tend to notice everything :D

not sure if you guys cook but i managed to fuck up making devilled eggs today. they came out too soft boiled and didn't set enough. and the shells are sticking to the egg.

FML ;_;

>>387997

Hey slava ❤

she's a Qt, good feet too

Okay, I really need to catch up on my Gotham!

>>388000

Never made it. Seemed so difficult

>>388001

perv

>>388000

2fancy4me I just have mine hard boiled.

4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.

>>388002

Bruce became basedgod in last episode

>>387999

Here's the rest if you want them.

http://imgbox.com/g/Qhid5vTZ6F

>>388001

Hi friendo.

>>388002

>>388003

They are so easy to make i've done it so many times. of course i screwed up today before thanksgiving. :(

>>388003

No spoilers plz

>>388004

Thanks! I'll save it when I return

But I better run. Nice talking to you guys, BYE

>>387999

and people think us weird for wanting that in our mouths.

smh.

>>388002

damn.

>>388005

Oh gosh. Those tights. :3

>>388010

Smelling her sweety feet.

>>388011

gonna need more proof before i subject myself to an episode of Gotham. :P

>>388013

that girl looks like she could be her sister

so is every board having this problem with posting and the threads being fucked up?

we must be some of the most dedicated people on this site keeping on the way we do :D

holy shit those earmuffs

>>388017

I've seen muffier

>>388018

yeah, but what really matters is who the muffs belong to

these muffs belong to Saoirse, who is finally returning to us

>>388019

A fair point.

>>388016

even though he's a cunt sometimes, hotwheels has earned my respect by providing persecuted communities like ours with a place to exist in peace

we could always move to the infinity next beta, but it's still lacking a ton of features.

>>388019

i wish she showed more skin :(

>>388023

>tiny screen

>real buttons

>doesn't have the apple logo

applecucks won't care.

Good morning.

>>388024

You don't think this girl will be buying it?

>>388025

Hi, dvt.

Ring-a ding ding.

>>388026

Hello.

>>388026

LOL

>>388027

Hey. How're the bees?

>>388030

Busy, unlike me.

>>388029

Pretty funny, eh?

>>388033

Yes, yes it is.

>>388031

Not being busy is nice, to be honest.

>tfw you will never lick Saoirse's axilla or taste her love nectar

jdimsatbh fam

>>388027

>>388032

Hello.

>>388035

That's why it would be prime to make the bees an actual career. That way I can be a lazy cunt.

>>388037

Hello.

>>388037

Hey Darren.

>>388034

>>388035

Are we waiting for K to watch this Scream Queens porn parody or what?

>>388026

lmao

>>388040

What? There is a poor parody?

>>388040

Did you see the pics/vid of Karlie at SpaceX?

Pretty cool.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/model-karlie-kloss-takes-off-1448295895

>>388043

I've been to the SpaceX facility and I can assure you it's not cool. It's an office building and an airplane hangar.

Two of my clients work there.

>>388044

>doubting Elon the Great

Shut your God damn mouth. He is a visionary.

So my dog just passed away, how was everyone else's day?

>>388045

I doubt him alright. Half of the employees got put on 'administrative leave' a couple of months ago when they had two rockets explode in the same week.

He should stick to cars.

>>388046

Sorry for your loss, bud.

>>388046

Damn, that sucks.

>>388047

I'd say you are dead to me but you already were.

>>388038

Good luck, mate. I've always thought it'd be cool to have a self-sufficient career like that.

>>388046

Sorry, dear.

>>388046

It's good

Thanks for asking

>>388043

“I thought he had the idea and then paid someone else to build the actual product,” she says. “I had no idea he knew how to code. It’s so important.” Right now, she says, “I’m just learning the ABCs.”

kinda funny picturing a supermodel hunched over a laptop trying to learn python

how times change…

>>388047

unlocking Akimbo in BO3 takes forever and it only increases your fire rate slightly

i wish it was as cool as cara makes it look

>>388047

>>388048

lol why do you assume he cares. this is pratai we're talking about.

>>388049

His idea about high speed travel via tubes was interesting.

It's like what they have in futurama, or at the bank.

>>388049

So are you sick?

>>388049

You love it.

>>388052

That dog could have pulled him out a burning building for all I know. Until I'm corrected I will continue to believe that happened.

>>388047

>>388048

>>388050

thanks

>>388051

that makes me feel a lot better, thank you anon

>>388049

It still chaps my ass every time I see Tesla. I blew a major opportunity.

>>388046

Hello. Sorry about that.

>>388057

How's that?

>>388052

Yeah, she's big on programming. Pretty cute imo.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3032730/Supermodel-empowers-future-generation-women-computer-coding-scholarship-teen-girls.html

>>388053

I thought that was pretty neat too.

>>388054

I'm still recovering from an illness, yes.

You just can't live without me, can you?

>>388057

Sucks to be you.

I couldn't imagine having this adorable face as my boss.

>>388057

I still get pissed when I see Netflix in my ticker every morning. It was at $90 three weeks ago.

At least I got in on the first offering of BRYN.

>>388060

I can't tbh.

>>388059

I was listening to Adam Carolla's car podcast in early 2013 and he was talking about Tesla and how interesting it was. It was like $34 a share. I was going to buy 100 shares just to speculate but decided against it and didn't really pay attention to it for months.

It's now $230.00 a share but was as high as $286 a share.

>>388061

Yep.

Well there's that. That was a highly coveted IPO. You got in on the ground floor there.

>>388046

condolences

>>388063

Bummer

The Aceman always has good advice

>>388066

Yeah it would have been a lottery ticket anyway because I didn't really seriously research it. I should have but hindsight is 20/20.

>>388051

How do I into Liz chest inspection career?

>>388067

Did you buy any Ferrari stock?

>>388069

No.

I did dump this stock like the day before they announced a disaster earnings report last year. The stock is down like 30% from when I sold it. If I was a bigger fish they probably look at me for insider trading. LOL

tfw you were there for the very first threads about bitcoin on /g/ but you dismissed it as a dumb gimmick

>mfw all these normies who have had opportunities

Good afternoon friends

>>388064

>One of my biggest holiday tips is to actually go to the 99c store to get some dick

woah

>>388073

well she's better at applying makeup than ryry

>>388073

they were all out so she bought an electric toothbrush instead

>>388075

bad buy. dick comes with complimentary toothpaste

>>388076

>Australians keeps beating Americans

They can't get away with this!

>>388078

is that derek guy australian too?

>>388079

No he's a Mormon from Utah.

>>388080

I wonder if bindi is open to polygamy

>>388078

She's pretty light on her feet for a big girl.

>>388078

We've known Australia to be of the highest test for the longest time though.

>>388081

LOL, good question.

>>388082

That she is.

>>388083

That's why they banned small chest porn. ;)

>>388084

I guess that makes Empy an outlaw.

A modern day Nedward Kelly.

>>388084

lol, banstralia

Do they still allow knives with slim ends?

>>388084

Are there small chests in Australia to even make this patrician ban in porn?

Is there even Australian porn?

>>388085

A total outlaw

>>388086

I'd say no but I tend to err on the side of everything being banned.

>>388087

Not sure. There is Abby Winters. If that is what Australia is like they are hairy.

>>388087

you already know this, but professional porn is an almost exclusively american industry. there are some "start-ups" in central and eastern europe but that is pretty much it as far as notable alternatives go.

amateur porn is much more varied. i've seen porn from nearly every country on the planet, and i don't even watch that much porn. my favorite is thai porn.

>>388088

Body hair is Hi-Test™ verbman.

>>388090

Some accents should not be in porn.

Newfie and French Canadian are not exempt.

What fuels your taste for Thai, comrade?

>>388062

:3

>>388087

Man, I would kill for some good Aussie JOI.

That accent is orgasmic.

>>388091

wouldn't that mean the chick has high testosterone?

>>388092

o.o

Settle down slava…. :P

>>388091

Well that's Abby Winters for sure

>>388091

What did she mean by this?

>>388094

B-But it's true.

>>388096

loooool

abby winters moved to the netherlands for some reason

>>388097

She means she was high and horny.

>>388098

>>388101

Are you horny?

>>388102

Slava wants you to do a JOI for him in your sexy, sexy accent.

>>388100

Nice sparkly pants ashie

>>388101

She didn't look very high.

Why is it the English are the only people interested in JOI?

>>388100

I just saw that.

>>388104

Yeah.. I don't have a sexy accent.

>>388092

I disagree but it's mostly because the Aussie accent immediately bring Crocodile Dundee and Bindi's dad to mind so I don't think I could listen to a girl chanting about how much she loves the dicking with the same inflection as Kangaroo Jack.

>>388093

No silly high test males are attracted to sexually ripe babymakers and the hair is a qualifier when paired with the thick built hips, bust, legs and ass.

You should know this given that Liz is a high test male waifu.

>>388096

Same.

>>388097

Lia futa.

>>388103

make suggestive snapchats?

Next thread theme must be hi-test waifus.

>>388109

I don't need the faggot fit memes

>>388111

Sounds good

>>388111

That'll last about 4 posts

>>388108

I'll have to take your word for it then. Shoulda been there when people were posting their voices over vocaroo in steam chat.

>>388112

Not exclusively a fit meme

chloe is the highest of test

>>388107

What a waste Ariel was.

>>388111

D-does that mean no Chloë's allowed?

>>388112

That's such a high test thing to say.

Next thread should be eating waifus for Thanksgiving.

>>388117

>>388118

Does it look like either of the Chloes have a body type like this?

>>388119

Cannibalism????

WTf Jethro

>>388119

Thanksgiving was almost two months ago you crazy American.

>>388120

Chloë has hitest criteria thighs and lips tho

>>388120

No

>>388122

She's fairly square and flat

Perfect for you

>>388120

Does fatnat count?

>>388123

I liked to think of that picture as Lexee's spaghetti talking to Chloe.

>>388126

Fat Nat does indeed count.

>>388126

They're well past the point of spaghetti-ing.

>>388127

Perfect.

Does Ryry count though?

>>388125

Chloë is the exception to my female tastes tho Lizbro even if she is perfect for me truly yes.

>>388126

Nat is indeed of the highest order of test.

>>388128

Maybe moreso when they first met.

>>388129

Yes.

>>388129

>this waist on these hips

>not maxed out test material

Silly question, K.

cough

>>388121

Come on. You know you want some. Just a bite won't hurt.

>>388122