/waifuist/ - Waifuist

>he doesn't like hi-test

he man high-test alpha male reporting in

>>388264

holy shit

is that shooped?

>>388266

>"Next question, please?"

>>388266

Dadd is all natural spooky.

>>388265

kek

>mr._ela.jpg

>>388262

Low test snow nigger

>>388268

yeah, but that one is like, extra-spooky

>>388270

you seem upset, mr. saggy :^)

>>388272

kek

that's a civil war movie, tho

>>388270

Hey.

That is our word.

>tfw all the best waifus like the /dfc/ :3

>>388271

Grown men who don't have mental or chemical imbalances like boobies

>>388273

all the wars bleed into eachother when the red mist descends

>>388276

>this is what low-test fatty lovers actually believe

damn, all that high-cholesterol must be clouding your judgment

>>388277

the horror…

is that sterling? :3

>>388278

of coursh

good thread

>>388278

It's not my judgement

Keep posting them cunny memes though. nobody else is going to do it.

>>388280

top shoop

>>388279

never seen that pic before :3

#based mr. ela

>>388280

and it just got better :3

highest test ever recorded by human instruments, reporting in

>>388283

my sterling folder is lacking tbh. desperately need hq pics

>>388281

I'm cool with that

fatty-posting will always be more popular because it is what the low-test plebs like

cunnyposting is only accessible for a small number of high-test, intellectually superior, alpha-males

>>388284

>2D

>test

2D is as flat as can be

>>388287

lel

>>388284

>2D

>>388286

It's like I'm really on /tv/

>>388285

mine too, tbh

I'm saving all these :3

>>388287

kek, nice one

>>388287

You know all about that, chloëfag

>>388291

Find a flaw, ANY flaw

>>388287

>>388289

>>388290

2D is for individuals that are so high test that they cannot be satisfied by the paltry offerings of 3D women alone.

>>388294

There's still captchas and there's still tripfags

>>388297

who is you're 2d wife-oo?

>>388293

Knew that one was coming however your Chloëbullying over her minimalist chest design does not phase me!

>>388295

/mu/ told me Rush is dadrockcore not neckbeardcore.

>>388297

>posts the 3DPD Summer Lessons girl

>2D

m8…

>>388295

that's pretty awesome

I'm more of an electronic kinda guy, tho

>>388297

well, for that it's worth, I think rei is a top cunny :3

>>388298

good point

altho, barely any tripfags left, just that one guy impersonating krager

Git gud waifus plebs

>>388300

I don't mind her body

If only she wasn't a tatted up hillary campaigner who was raised by gays

>>388303

Shipka confirmed for dropped

>>388302

I was talking about here

So who's next in line after chloe gets old?

>>388303

hey, my fus game is pretty solid :3

I just lack the proper knowledge on chinese cartoons to have a 2D waifu yet

>>388305

Kiki never dropped

>>388303

best girl coming through

>>388304

But her tatts are of her happy gay family don't you value family Lizbro?

Her Clinton Shillary will change in time as she matures she's only a little girl still.

>>388307

come on, one captcha a day is a pretty sweet deal

>So who's next in line after chloe gets old?

no idea, that's the best part

maybe laneya will take her place, then again, waifuism is all about love at first sight

chloe will always be the one, tho

>>388310

Rin > Illya > Saber > everyone else

>>388311

those are some pretty sweet muffs, tbh

>>388309

You will

>>388313

rin is p good tbh

>>388311

>Her Clinton Shillary will change in time as she matures she's only a little girl still.

I could say the same about your optimism.

>>388312

>love at first sight

How shallow

>>388317

You won't be able to make a call until you watch UBW. For now just love Emiya. Or Saber I guess.

>>388315

Will not.

>>388314

Chloë muffs are of the highest quality I would pay all my money and belongings to run my hand over one just once and then because she is such a proponent of Clinton's welfare state she of course would take pity on my homelessness and take me in and care for me under her own roof to get me back on my feet with money from her own pocket without the middleman of the government.

>>388318

How can you be so cynical and yet post such comfy and adorable Lizzes?

>>388319

all of my opinions are objectively correct already

>>388299

Hard to say tbh

I really like C.C. from Code Geass. I think Maya from Occult Academy is one of the most beautiful girls ever. There are others, too. Satsuki. Tharja.

>>388302

Rei is pretty good. Asuka is good too. So is Misato but she's pretty lewd.

>>388322

Nui makes me think lewd things but I wouldn't consider her for waifu status.

>>388320

You'll never admit it

>>388318

love at first sight is the very fabric of /waifuism/

if you didn't fall madly in love with her within those few first nanoseconds right as the information of her image hit the cortex of your brain, she's no waifu at all, I'm sorry

>>388326

4u

>>388321

sounds like a plan, mr. chlondike

maybe you could even start some kind of make-a-waifuwish foundation with her :3

>>388324

rei is the patrician choice, tho

asuka is pretty reddit

misato is like, facebook-tier

>>388327

you merely adopted waifuism; I was born in it, moulded by it

>>388326

i wish i had a waifu tbh

>>388329

I don't even like using that word anymore

>>388330

dawwww

you haven't found the one yet?

>>388332

all i've got are these trips. i want to know what it feels like to fall in love

>>388331

why not?

who hurt you? tell me everything

>>388333

it will come, mr. ela

when you least expected it will come

>>388334

All the people who bastardized it

It's almost as broad a term as "feminism" now

me on the left tbqh

>>388335

I feel ya'

the last era of /tv/ waifuism was absolutely decadent, to not even mention the dark, dark days of /r9k/

but were experiencing a great revival here, it feels like the classic era but reinvigorated with the freshness and youthfulness of all this new blood

so I'd say we're doing pretty good, no reason not to proudly fly those waifuist colors once again

>>388336

you were pretty good in mud, tbh

>>388337

oh no you didn't

asuka is a one-night-stand slut

rei is for marriage and eternal love :3

>>388338

No thanks

well, shit…

I just found that MG has hidden pics not showing in the catalog

[autism intensifies]

im feeling kind of depressed atm.

bye guys

>>388342

cheer up, mr. ela :3

>>388342

Feel better soon elag. Think of lg's

>>388341

Those cheeky fuckers.

>>388339

Rei is a heartless bitch.

Asuka is the best girl without a doubt.

>>388338

I hated /r9k/ waifu threads it felt wrong.

Also to be honest waifu threads here just aren't quite the same either as on /tv/ when you had outsiders coming through to appreciate or talk shit about actress pics.

>>388342

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PzL8aL6jtI

>>388342

Bye.

>>388344

holy, shit

just scored this beauty

>3581x5270

>Rei is a heartless bitch.

>Asuka is the best girl without a doubt.

nah, all rei needed was the love of an alpha-male cunnybro

asuka just wanted the d

>>388345

yeah, we do lack the banter, couldn't agree more

that's why I still go to /tv/ to get my fix

>>388349

I would definitely rewatch someday in a couple of years

high-as-fuck this time

>tfw no rei clone gf

all those cuncun clones gone to waste… what a crime ;___;

Good morning everyone ~~

>>388351

Hello.

>>388351

mr. drip, ma' man

when did you move to england?

>>388352

Hey there Jo, how's it going?

>>388353

Hey there Mr.

I need a lad proxy to watch doctor who so that's i'm not rocking the glorious PT flag

>>388354

Congrats on upgrading countries.

>>388354

Not much, being bored.

>tfw 11mb brybry pic I can't post

>>388354

oh, I see

>>388354

>watching doctor who

Heartwarming.

>taking down your daughter's xmas tree

why is chloe's mom sucha grinch >:3

>>388355

♥♥♥

>>388358

:^)

>>388359

Why is the water that colour?

>>388361

Are you also a 15 year old girl with a tumblr?

>>388362

I-it's like a natural healing special water.

>>388364

It looks really disgusting, from the thumbnail alone I thought they were bathing in piss.

>>388365

It's just mother and daughter having a relaxing bath together.

Chloë don't make me sit through four Chance the Rapper gramvids if you're not even going to turn the camera on yourself.

>>388358

>15yo

no

>girl

no

>tumblr

m-maybe

I don't fanboy over the show or anything but i do enjoy it

>>388358

>15yo

no

>girl

no

>tumblr

m-maybe

I don't fanboy over the show or anything but i do enjoy it

this might get 2x posted idk if the thread's acting up

>>388370

Probably the jetlag.

>tfw finding glorious hidden pics of you're cunnyfu

dear diary: today was a good day :3

>>388370

classic

>>388371

is that your 2d waifu K?

>>388370

Usually if the thread makes me try to repost with the "server took too long to respond etc" thing I just repost the exact same post and if it already went through it gives the "flood detected" notice so you don't double post and you know your first post did go through.

MEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!

>>388373

Noooo Illya is. Luvia that girl is cute though.

>>388374

I think it didn't get tagged as flood because i removed the proxy.

Embarassing 2x posts are always nice though

>>388376

Here is the patrician choice for a 2d waifu, others need not apply

>>388377

>>388376

Is it pleb if my 2D waifu is Western?

>>388378

only if she's fat

>>388378

She's still technically 2D so you get a pass.

>>388377

Incorrect. Illya is best.

>>388378

>>388379

didn't know you two were even around for the threads on /r9k/

>JJ holding your heart in her hands ready to crush

>>388381

Hey smiles.

<3 how are you?

>>388383

hi

>tfw Steam Guard

guess i can't get back into chat. what a stupid fucking website. couldn't you guys just IRC?

>>388351

Good morning.

>>388381

Hello.

>>388387

i don't know what it is it won't let me log in.

it happened when i turned on a torrent yesterday to get that anime you suggested.

i can't log back in til i verify an e-mail but M. has the address.

like i said. stupid fucking website.

>>388388

zzz next time you log in after you get the shitty access code off M.

Go into the settings of steam and turn off steam guard. It's mostly just a safety feature to stop people hacking/stealing your shit

>>388381

oh hey smiles, late happy bd!

I posted in your thread but was already saging :3

>didn't know you two were even around for the threads on /r9k/

of course, a good captain always goes down with the ship

>>388388

I changed the email adress to the one you gave me, don't you remember?

>>388382

that fake-nails thing is getting on my nerves, tbh

>>388393

Have you checked your spam folder?

i don't remember the exact adress but i believe it had valqarra in it, are you checking the right one?

>>388392

It's all a part of her fake persona.

>>388393

:3

>>388395

d-don't say that

I just want to believe ;___;

>>388394

it fixed itself somehow.

am going to turn off steam guard as K. suggested above.

>>388396

>who even are you?

>>388398

>tfw jj turned to the dark side

there is no god ;__;

>>388401

Where'd my name and pic go…?

>>388401

>>388402

l-lewd

was it ryry?

>>388399

Kaylyn affected her more than we realised.

>>388404

Haha. Nice one. I was just being general.

>>388405

there's definitely some truth to that

but it feels like we're missing part of the story…

>>388406

seriously doubt it

otherwise bella would be in jail with like a $48 million bail

time to say goodbye

catch you guys later :3

>>388410

Good night.

>>388410

See you later.

>>388407

Perhaps it's half the reason we dont' know anything about her dad?

>>388410

Cya soon mr chloechloe

>>388413

Just from doing a little googling I think he is involved with multiple companies. If it's him. Could be his brother or dad though. I don't know his first name.

>>388414

Gotta be more than that. Why is she a single mum?

>>388414

Good morning.

>>388415

Wait, are talking about Kaylyn or Jordyn?

>>388417

JJ now and why she's gone to the dark side.

>>388418

Oh. She's adopted right?

Anyway her mom seemed like an idiot in that rant she went on.

Here's to a good comeback: http://www.gsmarena.com/new_render_claims_to_depict_upcoming_nokia_c1_running_android_or_windows_10_mobile-news-15206.php

>>388419

Apparently she actually isn't adopted. Slava linked some shit that showed she wasn't.

On another note >>388417 Why is Kaylyn so fucking sexy… joizus christ.

>>388421

I see.

Must be something in the water.

>>388422

Fluoride? Is this the Jews work?

W-what if it was that boxed water???

>>388423

Maybe it is the boxed water.

>>388424

S-should I be worried about Kiki?

>>388426

I think it's having the opposite effect. Tee hee.

>>388427

Oh thank god.. I was really worried for a second.

>>388428

Yeah I think for it to have the desired effect it has to be taken with food so I think she should be in the clear.

Sorry that was rude

Goodnight.

>>388431

Good night.

WTB someone to level my csgo account to rank 3.

>>388433

What's WTB?

>>388435

Eh…. I can help if you want but without comping, that takes so long.

>>388437

Guess it's time for me to train running around (normal) death match with a P90 if you want. Bet you wish a rare candy would work, huh?

>>388438

It should only take around 6 hours in DM. On second thought maybe if i didn't use an e-mail attached to real name i'd let you.

>>388439

Well, you know I just wanna help... partly so we can still play when our ranks in your other smurf don't allow that anymore. :P

We dead? We slow?

>>388441

I fed Liana Liberato.

>>388442

And what was that like?

>>388443

It was like a rhyme.

going to my brothers house to have thanksgiving with his wife and her family along with my dad.

fucking joy.

>>388445

Well, I might start regular work again for a bit. Hello.

>>388445

IKTF

always have to go to the family meet ups on holidays and it's a shitshow everytime

>>388445

b-but the food. The food would be nice.

>>388449

>>388448

yeah the food will be ok i guess. will just sit there like a lump and watch football all day probably.

>>388450

FOOTBALL WOOOOOOOOOOOO

NFL is actually pretty fun to watch I think

>>388447

The office is near my restaurant. It's the same company I helped before and it's just a project again. They up'd my pay by 15%. They offered to Uber me to and from whenever I've no driver and feel too lazy to drive. Only downside is my secretary resigned a few months ago. Though, they said they're also investing on a company Ford Everest I can use if I want. :3

I guess I'll feel less useless being… we… less useless.

>>388451

its really the only sport i've ever watched.

panthers-cowboys will be a fun game today if you can catch a stream.

>>388452

jealous. be responsible with your money. i was doing well once upon a time and now i am 100% broke.

>>388450

Just remember the 2 F's in any party: food and fone. :P

1. I always keep eating cause, usually, the food's good.

2. I'm always on Waifuist, Steam Mobile, and Skype Mobile on my phone.

That's why I'm less reluctant to going to parties with my family rather than with my own friends or my best friend's friends (at times): if I don't directly know the people, I can just say "Hi" to them and stay on one corner with my 2 F's.

>>388453

I-im busy watching cs atm. will be asleep by then probably

>>388454

>>388455

can't bring my laptop with me it would be "rude" and I don't have a phone with internet.

see you guys in like 12 hours!

>>388456

Later Smiles ♥

>>388453

I've to admit that I'm not completely responsible with my money in that I tend to spend on weird shit. BUT, I do know my limits.

For one thing, I don't like to get a credit card. Haha. But, it's sometimes hard cause when I buy shit for Steam and from Amazon, I'll always borrow from my parents who'll ask what I'm buying and pass me "judgement looks". I'm trying to fix that though. I'm looking into this: https://www.globe.com.ph/press-room/globe-gcash-beep-mastercard

If it truly is a prepaid MasterCard, I'm taking it.

>>388456

NOOOOOOOOOO!

Bye. :'(

>>388459

Slightly better than the average disney channel movie. Which isn't much but i still found it to be ok.

Then again my waifu has purple hair in it so there was no way i wasn't going to like it

>>388461

Are you still here? I wanna share one last thing with you if you are.

seriously this thread should be on /lgbt/ or what the 8ch equivalent is

>me on the right

>>388464

Good morning.

>>388463

>>388461

Well, when you come back: http://www.expansys-usa.com/google-nexus-5-d820-32gb-white-unlocked-285132/

>>388464

Stop being a shitlord

Test.

Good night.

>>388470

night night

>>388470

Night

Hey guys

Night friends

>>388473

You better be around for the Scream Queens porn parody later.

>>388473

night m8

what do you think is cara's preferred amount of fingers for her love tunnel

>>388476

LEWD two in a come here motion

Hey slow pokes, happy Thanksgiving

>>388476

Just like that

>>388476

two in the pink one in the stink

>>388479

Lmao

>>388480

plz, that line. mfw someone screams that driving by in a car when me and my friend is walking in a very special kind of neighborhood

>>388476

2 usually does the trick

>>388477

Heya boss. Happy turkey eating day

>>388482

I-is your friend white?

>>388483

Thanks, how goes it?

>>388484

Lol, nope. I don't make friend with white ppl. You know that!

>>388485

Oh.. Fair enough

>>388485

Going alright, just had dinner.

How about you?

>>388486

cute Lexee though!

>>388487

Gonna make dinner. a group of the residents said they would make me food but I'm not gonna rely on that today lol

>>388488

Nope. No race mixing, you just said

>>388489

SHUT UP!

Lexee plz, Double fetish combo is always a killer!

>there are people NOT celebrating Thanksgiving right now

Shiggity diggity doo

>>388491

Must be your favorite holiday for waifu, huh?

>>388492

It's hard to beat.

>>388491

Seriously.

>there are people NOT eating turtle soup right now

>>388490

Nu uh

Smh, even that ice cream has been enriched

>>388491

What even is thanksgiving

>>388493

Need more waifu eating though

>>388494

ew

>>388495

as well it should! makes it better ;)

>>388497

some people seem to be able 2. It's here or there I guess

>>388499

Hey Turkey Jerky

>>388500

Turkey is the worst thanksgiving food, by the way.

>>388501

I never eat it.

>>388501

I am more a stuffing guy. I loveeeeeeeee stuffing. Turkey depends on who makes it and if it isn't dry

Hi friends

Turkey is the best, happy Thanksgiving

>>388503

>stuffing

I don't know anyone that calls it dressing tbh.

I hear dressing and I think liquid.

>>388504

British ppl amiright?

Hey cutie Lia, not you

>>388505

The hell says dressing? That doesn't even make sense lol. Dressing is what you pour on stuff like salads or maybe marinade

>>388502

You should force your family to eat ham or something on Thanksgiving.

>>388503

I like rolls, green bean casserole or this broccoli and rice dish we have. And pies.

>>388504

I knew you guys celebrated it too! Everyone from other countries is just playing a prank on us when they don't celebrate Thanksgiving.

>>388505

I have some relatives from Texas that call it that.

>>388507

Hmm those sound good too. Second is Mac and Cheese. I can really use some of that now. I don't eat it often

>>388506

Because some people dress the turkey with it.

>>388506

You can always rely on us to be the best at everything

:'(

Lia is super cute though, seems to be keeping it with age which is great

That Natalie though… :O Shes got the sexy stare down

>>388507

Sometimes I have a Turkey sandwich and wave my little U.S. flag around

Ofc Europeans celebrate it, we celebrate all the shitters leaving across the pond

>>388507

Someone always brings a Honeybaked ham.

It's pretty good, but I just end up cooking a steak or something.

>>388509

ooooh, I guess I was only thinking people stuffing the turkey with it. hmmmm, stuffing. I wants some now!!

>>388504

Hey Deazy ~~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX9reO3QnUA

"Donald Trump is under fire again, this time for [allegedly] mocking a New York Times reporter that suffers from a chronic condition. CNN's John Berman reports."

Trump has ALREADY DOUBLED DOWN ON THIS. INCREDIBLE.

>Liberal faces when.webm

P.S. For your consideration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OLfHHbRNpY

>>388514

Pretty good response tbh

>>388508

I've never heard of mac and cheese at Thanksgiving, but it sounds good.

>>388510

Haha, sorry I can't hear you over the 10k calories I just ate :p

>>388511

When my family is all dead I think I'll just order a pizza for Thanksgiving.

>>388514

They just need to stop trying to stump him. It's getting embarrassing at this point.

hello

hope you americans have/had a nice thanksgiving:)

Who has the larger mouth hole: Maddie or Sabrinah?

>>388510

I'd rather not :P

Yeah, Lia must be specially made to remain cute no matter what

>haz mo

>>388516

Start the tradition, thank me later

>>388518

Time and a half = me with a bigger :) on my next check so yes I will!

>>388519

>

>>388513

Hey M ♥ How are you?

>>388516

True patriotism. Cant wait for Christmas dinner now. My favourite time of year

>>388518

Hey Britanon ♥

How's it going?

>>388520

I'll make sure to say something about eternal cuteness in our wedding vows

Ohhhh thank you :o

I might have to start a folder

>>388519

Sabrina looks really cute there

>>388522

Please invite me. Weddings have the best food

Yeah I said the same. Maybe just one for her and Emily

>>388522

Meh, just the usual.

How about you Deazy, how's it going?

>>388521

Sabrina's is surprisingly large.

I'd say she could get 3 ping-pong balls in there.

>>388526

Lol, hmm, I guess I never notice until now. But Sabrina probably peaked in growth. Maddie is still going. It might get even bigger!

>kiernanshipka: Wishing everyone a happy Thanksgiving

Ahhh, the good old days.

>Americuck "holidays"

>>388528

smdh

>>388529

<3

>>388529

Better than Abel Tasman Day.

>>388522

i'm good, a bit tired since i've been travelling non-stop for the past couple of days but i'm home now which is better:)

>>388522

What do British Christmas dinners consist of? Do you eat any wank pheasants?

>>388530

Back when she was 20 pounds heavier.

>>388533

Shut it meanie! Don't let me sick K on you!

>>388531

That's not a thing

See you bros later

>>388536

See you later.

>>388524

You'll be invited dw

>>388525

Good, got a little bit done today

>>388532

where were you travelling?

>>388529

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>>388536

See ya.

>>388533

>>388539

Hey everyone

>>388542

Hey Reverb.

Is your Thanksgiving going well?

I haven't even left to go to mine yet.

>>388541

¡Oye tio! Que gilipolleces estais diciendo. ¡Barcelona apesta como un traje de luces usado!

>>388543

Yeah it went well.

We do more of Thanksgiving lunch so I already ate and came back home. Got to watch the Iggles continue to implode so that was fun.

>WOLF plugged the flash drive into a computer, ran a cord from the computer to a large display screen, and projected the child pornography on the large screen for the UCA [undercover agent] to view. WOLF played child pornography for approximately 35 minutes.

>>388545

Sounds pretty good.

Hopefully the Packers can muster up some organization later today to beat the Bears. I don't know why they've been so off lately.

>>388545

Sounds nice. I just ate Thanksgiving with my parents…so I woke up, ate and went downstairs to the computer lel.

>>388546

Why are you showing cops your stash?

what a stupid boring holiday wish i could have stayed home

>>388548

They looked ok last week. Maybe that will continue.

>>388549

LOL, nice.

>>388547

It's ok I never say anything worth understanding anyway.

>>388550

I wish I was as confident as this guy (but less retarded). It gets better:

>After showing off his greatest hits while he "audibly moaned," Wolf allegedly renewed his offer to share files with his new acquaintance. In fact, he had an extra flash drive right there, ready to go!

>>388533

Probably similar to you, Turkey, but we have stuff like pigs in blankets and yorkshire puddings. Do you have those?

>>388541

wow thats really cool, you said you were learning Catalan?

Kind of a crap picture, but her mom looks qt.

>>388551

You should make it a tradition to stay at home and order Chinese or pizza.

>>388554

I think it's pretty similar. Ham or turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, some vegetables and pies.

>>388551

I'd rather stay home and do cocaine with Mia tbh

>>388557

>>388556

yeah it was nice to see my brother and niece but the in-laws are a bit annoying and my dad is a "no fun allowed" type.

i should stop being such an ingrate :(

>>388551

Mill rogue is pretty fun right now

>>388558

Sounds cool, speaking 3 languages would be impressive :o

>>388560

i heard the combo works better in mill druid but i wouldn't know because i'm too fucking poor to buy the expansion yet.

>>388561

I think Rogue is the better mill deck because of Gang Up