/waifuist/ - Waifuist

>>390060

she's extra thick

Thick lips.

>>390065

and thighs hips and thighs oh my..

>tfw fat nat

>>390066

Them eyebrows! No wonder I like her

>>390063

Not that I'm complaining, but why don't you like my baby?

does lexee count as thick? also does anyone know why the fuck this photoshoot happened?

>>390066

>hips

Not really but thighs yes

>>390070

He doesn't like anyone.

>>390071

Sure. She says her legs are 'short' but whatever.

>>390070

because I don't find her appealing

>>390071

In a word…yes

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE THICK!

>>390072

>tfw captcha was 'qgdewm'

He'll bring about the end of days, I know it

>>390071

She does not but she has them perfect legs and thighs (that might be considered thick for a girl of her stature. She always had that ass and legs

>>390069

You got good taste no wonder I like you

as much as I love her still not as cute as claudia

>>390075

>a statement just as vague as the one I asked you about in the first place

Talking to you is like washing a window with a stick of butter.

>>390078

Whew

>>390059

D-Does this mean i'm posting in a BIG thread?

>>390081

which is why people prefer not to at all

>>390081

you mean its pointless but delicious ?

Oh Hello to all the people who said hi to me in the last thread.

fuck you too Getty images

>>390084

You won't get better if you don't practice.

>>390085

hehe

>>390078

A-are we busting out the true thickness queens already?

>>390079

>will never work out with Chloë

I bet she'd be fun.

>>390083

If she took those off, would she die?

>>390088

but what reason do I have to talk to anyone in the first place?

>>390086

I did not but now I feel guilty about it nice cry bullying

>>390085

I don't much like butter personally

>>390087

Watermarks mean intellectual property doesn't get stolen :^)

>>390089

Hendricks is a real thickness queen, goodness

She'd be great to get all sweaty with

>>390080

I heard you were looking for me before friendo?

>>390089

It would be extremely cute

>>390093

Oh hell. Look who's here.

>>390095

Those are all pretty boring

Lily Mo's friend is thick. I think this is the thickest girl I have on my computer.

>>390093

i'm always looking for you k

>>390090

Because you like us so much!

>>390092

The Ryry isn't really thickness she's more like aesthetically proportioned and I like her better for it. Hendricks would be great to get all kinds of things with.

>>390093

Thickness thread?

>>390097

hello

>>390096

Only the best person.

Thats a very… aristic shot Chloe.

>>390099

shhh you

>>390101

Quiet. You'll trigger them all.

>>390090

So you can say hello and goodnight to people?

>>390100

She's damn thick, that is for certain…

What about this lass then?

>>390103

Merely the catalyst, not muh fault :^)

>>390104

Oh is that what that was? Sure didn't feel charming, quite hurt actually

>>390093

legendary master eagle you weirdo :D it only took 5 games and I kinda sucked in 2 of them

>>390096

>>390099

no bully pls I need him

>>390104

but claudia speaks with the exact same soft voice thats why I like em both

>>390104

i'm still on the fence about you obliterating us all

>>390103

I know right

>>390101

>>390106

Thick as thick can be. A woman I work with reminds me of her a lot.

And she doesn't look like anything particularly special or thick to me, unimpressive lass to Chlondike…

>no boobshelf to store things and serve drinks on

>>390107

>legendary master eagle

Is this some sort of boyscouts rank?

>>390111

Yep thats what I get for getting assfucked bareback without lube

>>390095

don't have cable

don't watch sports

that's the topic you talk when you're too shy to actually talk to a girl

its cheap atm

its cheap atm

Don't have time to play games

What about it?

>>390100

only a few apply

>>390105

Nobody is forcefully told they had to say hello or goodbye to anyone

>>390110

But before she wasn't skellington, I mean!

>>390111

Lol, well I'm sorry I wasn't able to impress you :p

Like, there's a total 90 degree angle there from chest to breast, they must weigh a ton

>>390113

Was it fun?

Only Lauren truly understands me

>>390116

>>390113

Uhhhhhhhhh what kind of scout troupes do you have over there in Europe?

>>390115

I'm sure that Hendricks' titanic breasts are ten lbs each of love material surely.

>>390114

It's compulsory though

Kinda like you can't be top dog rank if you don't collect pics of children

>>390115

It's not about fun it's just something you do like penguins drought respects noone vultures pick at a shriveled alligator which died when it's waterhole finally gave out just when it seems life can take no more things begin to change

>>390114

Hi Stevis

I love her six trillion times

>>390107

I fukin' told you cunt. did i not?? You'll be supreme in no time too. It's easyyyy.

>>390119

Them cute bellies

>>390120

You tell me! The drugs sure did their work ;_;

>>390121

You'd need both hands just for one, whew

>>390123

Maybe the absence of fun is what you liked about it, iunno

>>390126

What about the gf?

>>390113

>>390121

Scout bullying is not allowed around these parts lads

>2015

>Not having Disney infinity characters

ISHYGDDT

>>390124

>left handed vs right handed masturbation

This is a great topic of conversation for a third date. I wank and play guitar hero lefty but do everything else right handed.

>>390122

but it isn't

>>390124

yeah, last week, when I had free time to play it. And the fact that I've done all I can in it doesn't make me want to play it anymore than I already have

Has anyone here ever talk about any of those things ever?

>>390125

hi

>>390114

>Don't have time to play games

But you've given me interesting in depth analyses on the shortcomings of FO4 already. And wasn't it nice to be able to vent your disappointments over the game to people?

>>390128

Truly the only proper way to handle them is with your face, safety be damned!

>>390130

But I was only asking a curious question about the scout troupes of other cultures my friend.

>>390131

I almost bought a Mega Man amiibo once if that counts.

>>390128

Right

>>390127

prolly not supreme for that I actually need to learn some shit. I really haven't learned shit since DMG . Still can't get nades right or play good but I can kill those eagles by just shooting at them or corners before they peak. Also I only play high I made 1-2 global friends like you in past 2 days( all russian for some reason ) they usually tell me where to stay and give good info thats how I kill

. I am just good at shooting at people still dunno about the game or the maps :D or positioning

>>390128

no It was the dick in my ass I liked I think

>>390133

i liked talking about music with you the other day

>>390129

She left because I stopped talking and would only show her pics of Lauren on my phone.

>>390134

its was about as nice as not having to at all

>>390133

Elleh was telling about how his dog and how it doesn't like to take baths this week.

>>390132

I'm also a lefty, and for other things like writing and throwing, but I kick and punch with my right, swing a bat with my right. Use different sides for different things.

>>390133

Is it really Stevie? My word, it's been a long time. How are you?

>>390134

Hahaha, suffocation is a real danger! Maybe we needa take on one each, take turns swapping over

>>390135

Smooth

>>390136

Welp

You're clear on that at least.

>>390141

well that makes you the only other lefty on this board, as far as I know

Y..yes

>>390141

its not, he's just some random anon pretending to be stevis

>>390141

I'm melancholy because my waifu is becoming more mainstream

>>390141

A certain amount of ambidextrousness must be a sign of intelligence.

>>390132

> I wank and play guitar hero lefty

At the same time?

>>390141

I'm too greedy to share I want the bounty of both.

>>390144

Who's to say we're not all stevis?

>>390136

You should play bhop maps to get your movement up. They're really fun and a great way to improve your movement ingame and timing actual bhops if you're feeling daring.

LEM is still good though. Even if you get carried there just remember to point and THEN click.

>>390138

I think you missed out on something great becoz of that

>>390141

yep I am very anal about those things

>>390142

I am also lefty my father was left handed and he thought me how to play football basketball and write so I do those things with my left c but I am actually right handed

>>390147

but none of you are…

>>390144

You said you'd never post her

>>390151

but I didn't…

Is this age appropriate?

>>390147

Yeah. Next time I do, I'll make you a video demonstration.

>>390142

Rare breed, I suppose. Writing left sucks, you always smudge the page with ink or pencil lead.

>>390143

From thick to thin in one thread

>>390144

Hmm. I guess I'll watch and observe

>>390145

I was listening on the radio while I was out on delivery last week, Loz was discussing where she sees the band in a few years, her aims to do solo stuff. Interesting enough.

>>390146

I'd have to agree. a tendency to be more skilled with the hands, I reckon.

>>390147

Sharing is caring, though

>>390149

Eyyyyyyy

So is it weird when you go to the toilet afterwards?

>>390140

as oppose to at all?

>>390156

yeah, staying on topic/theme is a big problem lately

>>390152

Well good then

>>390155

Pretty lewd tbh

>>390157

LOL

>>390154

O-oh do you need and extra hand to help?

>>390153

What could possibly be age inappropriate about some nice young ladies playing a wholesome game of find the straw in a decent and upstanding American establishment?

>>390156

I have a cold, cold heart.

>>390159

I am trying to keep it thick.

>>390157

I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing, I'm torn

>>390159

Strict rules regarding themes should be put in place. Control is the only solution, after all

>>390162

You might find I just take for myself. Instead of some, you get none… Bad luck m8

>>390157

That would be cheating though.

>>390160

I said I wouldn't.

>>390163

I wouldn't doubt it

>>390156

not at all it feel natural

>>390148

I should but I really don't care about the game only reason I talk so much about it is because you are here and for some reason I made dmg then eagle and its going good . I don't learn I don't practice . I suck most of the time but for some reason I keep ranking up and it feels good :D

>>390161

>call me

>>390162

N..nothing

>>390168

>>390156

Not alot to observe really.

>>390164

Sounds like a race to me.

First one to claim Hendrick's titanic mamms wins.

GO!

>>390168

How much does this Pepe go for on the market?

does this count as thick,

>>390169

m-m-mackie p-p-p-p-p-pls

>>390171

anything under 10

>>390172

hello

>>390167

haha then that's great :3

I want to inspire you to try and get better though! Plai community DM servers for half an hour every so often to train your aim.

>>390172

Finally… did you like the koreans dancing?

>>390172

firm and juicy on the downside but not thick

>>390173

LOL

>>390162

Sure. I'll need you to strum for me when Free Bird comes up.

>>390167

Maybe easier to clear out the pipes

>>390170

All the same, I'll keep on watchin

>>390171

You have the advantage by distance! We should start at the same place, Amazing Race style

>>390172

I think so. How about this?

Hello

>>390149

It is what it is.

She has gross feet any way.

>>390180

you wanna clear my pipes ? is that an offer ? if it is I wanna make babies with you

>>390172

I believe this is thincore.

>>390179

Psychobilly Freakout > Freebird tbh

>>390180

Too late I've already started, better hurry up!

Look at all this thickness.

>>390184

I was never that into guitar hero tbh.

>>390179

Quite a long solo to that one too, fair bit of strumming

>>390182

Living the high life baby

>>390183

Depends, how big are your boobs?

>>390184

Totally unfair! I don't believe you, total injustice right now. Her mams should be fair game

>>390184

I could never get that two finger double chord thing perfect on that song

Are we talking guitars?

>>390183

You're so easy Netherbro…

>>390187

All's fair in love and war my friend.

>>390188

That's what you save your star power for.

>Guitar Hero II is almost ten years old

Good night

>>390192

Night.

Good afternoon?

>>390192

good night

>>390189

A picture of them, then? Just to be sure

>>390191

Well you might be in for a rough time, my friend. I play for keeps

>>390192

Sleep well there my son

>>390194

hey d

>>390194

Hello.

>>390192

gudnite

>>390194

Is it?

>>390196

Then the game is afoot.

>>390194

ahoy

>>390199

You gon die son, them boobs shall be mine

>>390191

Oh I could get through it no problem.

I just never got it 100%

>>390191

you are just easy to please

>>390196

there you go bubala enjoy

>>390176

sorry I've only had my phone so I couldn't

>>390174

>>390175

hello chums

>>390177

can you be juicy without being thick?

>>390180

pls

>>390184

shes thin in all the right places

>>390197

>>390198

>>390200

Hello.

>>390199

I guess not.

>>390203

o-oh. Where are you at?

>>390202

I approve, you better find a way over here quick

>>390203

That's not a denial…

>>390201

Me neither.

Now I want to get all my GH stuff out again…

>>390202

Y-y'all don't know me or my pleasurability…

Also who is this thick chick.

>>390204

I thought it was always a good afternoon with your /waifuist/ bros!

>>390203

I can be anything you want

>>390204

no hello to me as always

>>390206

She don't wanna go out and dance,

She don't wanna get in my pants.

Just stay home and Vi-bor-ate!

Gettin' big blisters on my hands,

Thinkin' maybe I ain't a man.

Man, she ain't gonna get im-preg-o-nate!

>>390208

Cute song there lad

>>390207

Me too

I would just need to buy a new controller

>>390207

Some twitch streamer I played Hs with her couple of times. She is famous (I think)

blondiewonide

>>390209

songs are cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9JCn4cssxk

>>390207

It helps.

>>390208

Sorry. I'm just on my phone. That's why I missed your greeting. I didn't mean not to reply to you. Hello.

>>390212

Don't worry I will keep this up until you hate yourself

>>390205

playing bowls with the family on the peninsula

>>390206

oi stop that

>>390208

not really what i meant.

>>390214

You any good at bowling?

:3 nevar. There's no fun if I were to stop

>>390213

Then, why are you still at it…?

>>390214

Bowls ey. What's the occasion of a family meeting so early before christmas?

Are you winning at least?

goo nite waifbros

>>390216

because I feel lonely and I enjoy your company

>>390214

I am saying I'll do anything

>>390218

Night.

>>390218

Sleep well. Dream of mams <3

>>390218

Goodnite broskie

>>390221

>>390218

>>390222

dream of Kaylyn's ass

>>390223

Only everynight…

>>390224

I wanna put my face in her special place

>>390223

>>390224

>>390225

>>390226

I don't value hat based opinions

>>390225

Lewd!

>>390225

Her mouth>?

>>390228

>>390229

It does not really matter any empty space on her body is lewd and you know that

>>390218

gn chlondike

>>390230

Fair enough

>>390233

that is not fair not fair at all

also I just saw it says KLS>>390223 on her luggage how tacky is that

>>390230

You're not wrong..

She's just a little girl guys, gosh

>>390235

I know I'm right… I am cobra fitness right :D

>>390236

I know

Bunch of pervs on here

>>390215

I'm more of a 10 pin player myself

>>390217

someone's birthday

well my mum beat me but i beat my uncle so I'm 1-1

>>390219

even gay stuff? gaaay

>>390238

Just shocking tbh fam

>I'm sorry, Lexee. I just don't feel that way, I hope we stay best friends.

>>390240

I find myself shaking my head everyday

>>390239

10 pin is great, and I haven't played in the longest time. A game soon?

>>390239

>losing to your mum

I hope she rubbed it in.

>>390237

T-thanks cobra fitness.

>>390242

Sometimes, I just don't know why I stick around…

>>390246

Can't say i blame you

>>390247

But then again, I'm reminded time and time again

>Kaylyn

>>390248

Reminded of what?

>>390248

True, true

>>390249

She too young for you with your +18 waifu?

>>390249

>vomit dog

>>390249

>

Better? :^)

>>390250

Why I should stick around more :)

>>390252

What even is that

>>390252

K-kaylyn or Larsen.??

Good night, Jewjew. :'(

>>390257

Night night

>>390253

Yes, you stupid dumb pedophile scum. Drink bleach.

>>390254

Is vomit frog the new vomiting maymay?

>>390255

No.

>>390255

>>390256

nothing I am just projecting my own insecurities on you

>>390257

bye jewish person

>>390260

Oh thank god. I thought you were saying larsens milky skin was lewd.

>>390259

smhtbh

>>390259

Such a bully!

Should call you bully-chan

>>390260

But I still don't know what that is

>>390261

I'm gonna bully you so hard, nerd

hello friends

>>390263

18+ waifu scum leave

>>390264

hai qtpi

>>390263

Meanie…

>>390262

>>390266

Don't make me bully you too, nerd

>>390264

Hello

>>390265

Capped, pedoscum

>>390264

What a qt

>>390267

Well, I'll take your word for it…

>>390268

You do it 24/7 anyway so like, what changes? ;_;

>>390268

>tfw im the only one the teleiobully is nice to even though im the most suspect

>>390267

>"Y-you want to do what with my legs??"

>>390259

Vomit frog is hot fire right now

>>390271

That's why he's nice I bet

>>390272

anything and everything in between

>>390270

You ask for it.

>>390271

Because I think you're a cop who's just pretending.

>>390275

Such a lewdie.

>>390276

'How do you do, fellow sex offenders?'

>>390278

It certainly explains why you're so open about it.

tfw no food

>>390243

i may have exaggerated my fondness

>>390244

we weren't actually keeping score but i wasn't great

>>390245

enjoying it is what I'm worried about

>>390280

To be expected. Bowls sucks anus. I doubt i'd win ever.

>>390279

open about what? :^)

>>390280

>tfw no food

Why would you eat food? Don't you want to be thin and pretty?! No food for you today, little girl.

>>390276

I do not. If I did, that'd be weird, and I'd be some sort of masochist. I dun want that…

I should bully you back, but I just love you too much <3

>>390278

I can see you just sitting there, fishing lines attached to each finger, bobbing and weaving them, waiting for your prey to take hold and suffer its fate

>>390280

Too late now, I've decided on the venue and date and everything. You're in this regardless, babe

>>390280

just go pick some bananas

>>390281

nice pose, very artistic

>>390286

R-really shows off the nice car I think.

>>390280

but you have to enjoy it that's what being gay is all about

>>390278

>>390279

not every place on earth is america and has shitty laws it's all chill here so hi officer

>>390288

some places are worse. like here.

Finally, there's power again.

>>390264

Hello.

>>390282

*tips police officer cap*

>>390284

You always start the bullying anyway.

>>390288

lmao, US laws in regards content are the best in the world, dumb European

>>390290

Getting a storm?

>>390288

Minorities are just jumping on Lexee's back.. Chloe won't approve of this.

>>390291

Just now, you bullied me for not speaking other languages! I don't think I started that tbqaph

>>390293

how about if they just hold hands

>>390291

they are many best ofc

>>390293

Chloe and Lexee might not be able to have sleepovers since Chloe's brother is home from college.

>>390294

That's it! Prepare to be bullied.

>>390296

Maybe that's exactly what they were waiting for

>>390296

her bed's big enough for three

>>390297

Bring it on, biatch

>>390292

I had the 1st gen storm before. It was alright, just no WiFi.

>>390301

It's almost 2016 man, it's totally your fault for not being so progressive. It's the future man, we're already breaking the chains that society had placed upon it.

Wake up, man. Don't get left behind.

>>390302

ayy.

>>390303

>>390305

>

>>390306

I guess you're just not 'with it'. Understandable, people are so tied down, stuck in their ways, their THOUGHTS, man.

>>390307

Rude

>>390308

storm's coming ani. gotta turn off my computer for a bit

i'll return in a few hours fellows.

>>390310

May the force be with you

>>390310

See ya, good luck. It's passed here already.

>>390313

He means he's just writing up another report about us all here for the AFP.

>>390314

Is he a snitch ?

>>390315

Careful, he's writing the report now. We can't use that word. He's just an 'informative' person.

>>390310

>>390316

brooke just looks so hot there he should add her to his retort

>>390318

Where doesn't she look so hot? Whoever got to be her bf is one lucky guy.

I hate Sundays.

>>390320

Have some peyton and fatnat to make your sunday bettar.

the repo- i mean storm's finished friendos

there was a really cute young ranger serving me at pizza hut tonight

s-she smiled at me

i think that means she loves me as much as i love her

>>390321

>fatnat

>>390322

That was quick. You didn't write much this time.

>>390323

That means you should go back tomorrow and ask for her number. Trust me.

>>390324

>not liking fatnat

you sicken me

>>390323

>ranger

i-i mean ranga

>>390323

No, see, when us of the red variety smile like that at you, you're marked for assassination.

We protect our own.

>>390325

I like that angle better though.

>>390327

n-n-no she seemed very friendly, almost like there *was* a soul behind her eyes

>>390329

How about these angles??

>>390330

Mustn' be a natural red head.

>>390325

I hate this fatnat and hope she dies and the people who post her also die, do I sicken you?

>>390330

That was likely the screaming remnant of the last non-red she smiled at. Our lack of souls requires we fill that void with other souls, a form of fuel for the fire, pun intended

>>390332

she is the worst alyn lind sister tbh

>>390332

You already sickened me before.

>>390335

Not as much as your shit taste sickens me

>>390333

i hope my soul isn't the only part of me she devours

>>390336

You mean good not shit. You always get those two confused for some reason.

>>390320

Why? Is it cause there's school the next day?

>>390322

Good.

>>390337

:^)

They say getting your soul sucked out feels pretty great, even if afterwards the concept of 'you', your consciousness, becomes wreathed in fire and pain as it's burnt up, slowly. Lucky you.

>>390340

relax, you've made your sale

on a more serious note i really need to get a phone so i can regale you chaps more vividly with my pathetic lechery

>>390338

Cowtits are objectively inferior deep down you know this too

>>390339

They're just boring…

Like my new house? I just need a few things fixed like a connection to the internet and mobile-reception boosters.

>>390347

i wish i owned an island

Goodnight.

>>390349

See you later

>>390348

Don't we all?

>>390349

Good night.

>>390349

bye jo

>>390349

Good night.

>>390351

well not you apparently