/waifuist/ - Waifuist

>>393303

I don't have to answer your questions!

>>393303

It's much better for everyone if the shooter isn't some autistic, white /r9k/ beta uprising "why won't women date me" aka government false flag shootings

>>393308

>>393308

Everytime some weird beta white christian shoots up a place its a government conspiracy perpetuated by Libbama in order the confiscate the guns of hardworking real Americans you should know this by now. Australia knows coz same happened to them in the 90s now they have to live without 300 mass shootings a year see how they are trying to push an agenda instead of praying like normal people.

>>393310

epic xD

>>393304

Hello.

>>393311

prove Redditobama wasn't behind it

protip: you can't

Also I really am hating the new radeon crimson whatever software it is fucking horrible

>>393314

no no I am retarded

Of all the times for Chloë to post a pic instead of a video tho

>>393313

alegs jonestein is all the prove i need eurogommie :DDD

>>393312

Hey dvt.

>>393317

Holy shit Alex Jones is amazing.

>>393309

I don't actually know if they're white. They look white. Definitely not black though so you're clear

>>393318

>>393320

He never stops being hilarious to listen to

ps buy some water filters

http://store.infowars.com/-Water-Filtration_c_71.html

>>393317

>>393320

amen bro, you know he is right

>>393321

I thought they were muslim or some shit

>>393319

Are the stereotypes true?

>>393323

this is true

>>393324

>that video

I think it comes back every day cause he keeps clicking later…

I have no clue. I didn't read any updates since I heard it was happening.

>>393326

Black gentlemen only like big butts not Chloë size butts.

>>393327

their names were farook or fhyid or something

brethren

>>393313

"crimson" is just a new interface for the exact same drivers

they added literally 0 useful features or improvements. zero, zilch, nada.

it's just a ploy to get people to believe their drivers are getting better when in truth nvidia drivers are as superior as they have always been

>>393329

sounds super white

qts

just like everyone here ♥

>>393331

Classik AMD

>>393334

why are tooth gaps so cute bros? unless it's one of the very front ones. fuck that

>>393334

>>393334

>>393336

loli tooth gaps are the bestest

>>393336

>unless it's one of the very front ones. fuck that

O-oh okay…

Hello all.

>>393331

>>393335

I fucking hate it and you can't turn it back to English you have to remove the language file inside the thing.It's metro gui or whatever it's called makes zero sense and when you go to advanced options goes back to the old menu they even half assed it there

>>393333

How are you a butt guy most girls you like have non existent butts

>>393332

If you say so I don't know every fucking name

>>393335

yep, the hardware is pretty good (the GPUs at least) but their software division may as well be us or /mlp/

they're completely, hopelessly useless

they implement features half a year after the nvidia team, if they even manage to do it

>>393341

hello teebee.

>>393342

yeah, they even screwed up the only thing they actually changed. for a company the size of amd that is just… sad.

>How are you a butt guy most girls you like have non existent butts

well jordyn is one of his main girls

>>393340

i've got a massive chip on one of mine and look like a massive goober. i partially know your pain.

>>393341

hello

>>393346

was talking about Chloë's wideset front teeth particularly as a kid.

>>393348

she didn't used to be a big fan of brushing if i recall

>>393342

I don't either, I was just making a joke

>>393344

Now I can check OPTIMIZED PERFORMANCE from tray settings and feel good about it even though nothing changes.Also they promised monthly updates etc.. At this point I am really hoping that will never become reality or it will be unbearable

>>393345

Jordyn recently developed some butt like literally 3 months ago it looks good though

And kiki lost 150 pounds ( I don't know your system) She used to look a lot better with thicker thighs and arms

>>393349

She really should do coke she'd be adorable on it.

>>393352

S-she's gaining it back. Don't be weightist.

>>393350

I dunno m8 I'm sure Trevor and TerBear would have made sure to keep her teeth sparkling clean for auditions.

>>393352

>kiki lost 150 pounds

>>393352

>Jordyn recently developed some butt like literally 3 months ago

i suspect it's almost all down to glute bridges

>>393353

>She's gaining it back

>>393358

S-she is! She's got a new eating regime. She takes at least two bites of every picture of food she takes.

>>393359

I'm encouraging her to eat more!

>>393360

She lost all her boobage though, she looks like an 11 year old again

good night

>haven't drink soda for around a couple years

>just drank around half liter of it so I can keep awake

I don't even like the taste.

>>393353

>>393355

>>393359

That is still too thin I don't like change

>>393360

She eats pictures ?

>>393362

>She lost all her boobage though, she looks like an 11 year old again

what's the downside?

>>393363

gn bbb

>>393364

Why wouldn't you just drink coffee or tea or something?

>>393366

None, but I need something to bully Kiki over.

>>393368

No tea in the house as I forgot to buy it and I also don't drink coffee and the amount of sugar in the soda seemed like a better idea.

>>393362

she doesn't look younger, she just looks unhealthy. being underweight is not a good thing.

>>393363

you didn't last very long tonight…

>>393369

>doesn't like soft drink

>prefers tea to coffee

your beverage opinions are exactly the wrong ones lilly :^)

>>393371

To be honest I also don't drink tea but it's the one I like the most between the three so I keep it around for emergencies like today but totally forgot to buy when it finished.

>>393371

i too dislike sodas and prefer tea over coffee. what are you going to do about it? throw your latte at me like the villain in zoolander 2?

>>393373

Well it's not going to work now that you're prepared for it.

>>393373

>ywn understand the obsession brits have with tea and merikans have with coffee

>>393362

Liar! You dont care! You only liked Kiki when she was 11!

>>393365

No one does. But I got over that a long time ago

>>393371

Sodas are fucking disgusting

A good tea is more enjoyable than coffee

>>393373

Zoolander 2 is probably going to be horrible

>>393376

In Anglo countries we're expected to work continuously throughout the day.

None of that everything shuts down for three hours business that latin blooded peoples go for.

>>393378

you've been drinking inferior american swill. if your lips met with the exquisitive flavor of refined Australian soft drink you'd be singing a different tune, and belching a lot not long after.

>>393362

By that you should like her more you bastard!

>>393365

Larsen is so talented.

>>393376

b-but it says here that you're 10 on the list

http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/top-10-coffee-consuming-nations.html

>>393377

She was okay when she was 12 too :^)

>>393380

Hehe

>>393381

Tell us of all the queer flavors you have in your exotic land…

>>393383

>>393383

Lol. Thats when I fell in love. Stop giving me feels Empy!

>>393385

We specialize in real boutique beverages like coke, fanta, pepsi, sprite, the list goes on. you're probably never heard of them and it takes a more refined palate to truly appreciate them anyway.

>>393385

TB, did you see Chloe's poor grammar for her assignment in today's video?

Poor form.

>>393382

I only bully her because you bully Chloë tbh

>>393389

Im okay with this then. i'm afraid it only goes one way

>>393380

Being anglo must be so sad. :(

>>393383

Because we produce it here so they companies probably made it seems like an obligatory thing in the breakfast.

Never seen anyone really care about it tho.

>>393390

Stop bullying her!

>>393388

>"Me and my 2 brothers"

It's like she's a fucking child.

>>393388

I dropped Chloe, sadly.

>>393389

You know that's the only reason Slava bullies her, too.

K is probably responsible for 90 percent of the bullying she gets.

>>393393

>>393349

>>393381

No I haven't been drinking any and that sugary American shit with corn syrup is not even legal in most countries.

>>393387

Also this Do you have the koala flavored ? Mountain Dews ?

>>393382

>>393379

Gracefully lewd unlike other banjis

>>393391

Someone I know brought some brazilian coffee once and the other person ( some relative) lectured him about how it destroys the fucking Amazonas. I ended up just leaving the room and never returned thus haven't tasted it. I was curious though.

>>393394

That's a good thing, though, isn't it?

>>393395

Because the grammar or the Asian boy in her next video?

>>393394

She is literally a child.

>>393391

Disregarding Taylor Swift and all those probably homosexual poets, Anglos aren't emotional people tbh.

>>393399

sarcasm my dear lilly

>>393398

She needs to pick her game up

>>393398

LOL

Did you make that webm?

>>393403

Mr. C did, I believe.

>>393397

there's eucalyptus flavored dr pepper if that counts. an acquired taste.

>>393400

good to be in the company of a fellow patrician among these dirty drink proles.

>>393398

I'm on #teamBrynn all the way.

The way she's been leading Lexee on is too cruel.

>>393401

More like you would like to be emotional but society says you can't so you work to ignore the feelings and since the feelings are always there you consume huge amounts of tea/coffee to keep working forever.

So sad. :(

>>393402

With you, you never know.

>>393408

With me, read everything as sarcasm.

>>393409

Is that sarcasm?

>>393397

I know. Im really really starting to like Larsen a lot

>>393405

Lol of course ;) NY has some speciality companies for soda. It's weird there is no major company that makes key lime soda though.

>>393410

You tell me ;^)

I'm gonna say, in the first part of today's vlog, I think Chloe was only wearing that sweater and a pair of panties or short shorts. I think you can kinda see what I mean when she gets startled by someone knocking on the door at about 1:20.

>>393406

Well, they're very cute. I started really liking her by watching her vlogs.

>>393407

Chloe isn't doing it on purpose. She's just too innocent.

>>393387

What about that curry lemonade? I thought that was really popular.

>>393408

Now you're getting it.

>>393412

Doesn't matter. If it is, you lied. If it isn't, you lied.

BTFO

T

F

O

#rekt

>>393415

I think you're grasping at straws too long.

>>393413

This goddamn vlog is 6 minutes? I don't have time for that. There's work to be done and coffee to be drank.

Multi-tasking. I didn't even need the office desktop or my tablet. All I had was my phone while having lunch in the smoking area. I didn't have a smoke… just…

>>393330

>>393334

>>393341

Hello.

>>393363

Good night.

>>393385

Good morning.

>>393416

R E K T

E

K

T

>>393413

>comma after and

this disgusts me the most

>>393414

been and gone, but there are some really interesting kale colas coming out of adelaide.

>>393413

>openoffice

let's just pretend it's a blank page

>>393413

So that's the "Me and my 2 brothers" you were talking about.

>>393417

Really? I didn't think it was long enough. I think 48 minutes is the vlog length sweet spot.

>>393422

No, that's what K was talking about.

>>393422

HI-TEST

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>>393419

Hey to you too!

>>393423

I bet Lexee doesn't participate in Chloe's cooking vlogs because she doesn't know how to tell Chloe that she's a terrible cook/baker.

i honestly can't believe "the man in the high castle" has such high scores on review sites. it's the most TV show-y TV show i've ever watched. it has more cliches in it than most parody movies.

>>393423

I'd prefer a direct video feed streaming her entire life tbh

bye everyone

>>393426

Hey~

bye

>>393431

Adios Lilly

>>393423

Oh, right. I wasn't really paying attention to who posted what. Had to go back and look.

>>393425

Wow, uncalled for!

>>393431

gn lilly

>>393428

Fatherland is the better alt-history novel tbh.

Man in the High Castle got really screwy at the end of the third act.

>>393427

Wow, the claws are really coming out tonight.

>>393429

What would you most look forward to seeing in this 4k 3d surround sound stream?

>>393431

Bye.

>>393436

Low blood sugar, probably.

>>393431

See ya.

>>393436

Well so far we've heard and especially seen very little of what she does to keep fresh and clean…

>>393439

My inquiring nature really makes me wanna see this, too.

>>393437

I see. I thought you were just distraught over the acts of terror in San Bernardino.

>>393441

It was upsetting.

>>393441

That's one big ass bear

>>393443

Or one tiny ass girl? ass not included

>>393441

Holy crap! That's huge.

>>393444

Only weird if you are gay

>>393445

Lol oh you

>that Batman v Superman movie

Hype train derailed.

>>393447

>completed Fallout 4

>completed Just Cause 3

>no new games until XCOM 2 in February

What am I supposed to do for the next 2 months?

>>393450

Try playing good games instead

>>393449

>his best friend is a grill

GAY

>>393450

go outside?

>>393449

Saved!

>>393450

Learn how to play poker.

Build up a liquor tolerance.

Chop wood.

30 day abs challenge. Twice.

>>393454

Chloe looked really nice on that day.

>>393452

>>393454

>>393458

Sure glad after /bros/ died, I never told her about Waifuist.

>>393457

Hey, Booboo.

>>393458

But 75% of the people here suck.

>>393457

And everyday since.

>>393450

You finished Just Cause already? Short game?

>>393460

there is a difference between people being genuinely mean and you disliking them because you're more sensitive than a teen on her first period

are you into chloe now?

>>393456

There was a new trailer for BvS on Kimmel tonight and it took my hype for muh DC movie out back and executed it in the street

>>393460

>tfw part of the 25%

feelz gud

>>393459

Hi.

>>393462

Yeah, it felt a little short unfortunately.

Still fun though.

>>393466

I hope xcom 2 is good. That should be fun. :)

>>393469

Yup burn it all down and start the DC movie universe again in ten years without David Goyer and Zack Snyder. Shame that Batfleck and Cavill are going to be wasted on this though.

>>393470

Why don't you two just kiss each other and get it over with?!?!

>>393471

Why is it so bad? I didnt see it yet. Will watch when I walk around again. I'm just curious

>>393473

>constant cringeworthy wink wink nudge nudge dialogue and quips galore

>Lex in general

>Doomsday

I don't think Chris "Academy Award" Terrio did a thing to Goyer's original script. It all has his awful finger prints all over it.

I'm not even nerdmad though, I'm just nerddisappointed.

not to be a tryhard snob like 99% of /tv/ but i really can't get into capeshit these days anyway. i feel like you watch one marvel movie, for instance, and you've seen every other one. dc is just absolute garbage except for the first two nolan batman movies imo because at least he had what was (at least then) a different take on what a superhero movie was meant to be like ie more atmosphere, better focus on a strong script, and less pew-pew.

>>393475

Because capeshit is fucking garbage.

>mfw capeshit

Good night guys

>mfw K didn't like Ant Man

>>393475

>>393476

Don't blame you or the dog really at this point.

>>393477

gnight steve

>>393478

thx for validating my rage

>>393476

That's why I watch Arrow and The Flash - no capes!

This also has no cape: >>393479

>>393477

Good night.

>>393474

>joss whedon style quip-core

that's the worst

>>393481

Doomsday shouldn't be in the movie at all. Lex reminds me of Jim Carrey Riddler which is part of the now absurd clash in tone going on between Snyder's grimdark approach and all this "lel did you get that, audience?" dialogue. What in the world were they thinking?

Oh well, at least I still have Star Wars again thank you Disney. All the Ooga Boyooga memes /tv/ spits aren't going to stop me enjoying Han and Luke and Chewie back again and squealing like a giant manchild when the main theme blasts over the opening scroll.

>>393477

Night.

>>393485

Goomnight Jojojo

>>393486

I didn't see Genesys but Mike and Jay told me it was bad.

>>393485

>>393487

lol didn't even notice you were replying to steveman but this counts as goodnight for whenever you go goodnight then

>>393486

I don't have high hopes but then again I haven't been excited for a movie release for years now.

I don't know if that is a more a product of shifting personal tastes or a reflection on the movies relaxed as of late.

>>393487

>>393489

Alright then :P.

>>393489

I was full of narcotics when I saw Genesys and I was still pissed off when I left the theater.

>>393490

I was really hyped for the Man from U.N.C.L.E. and it met my expectations.

>>393493

Too bad it flopped then. Not really a recognizable franchise for the youth to run out and see

>>393494

I was also really excited for Jurassic World and that was just okay.

>>393492

Yeah I know what you are talking about.

>>393493

Never saw that. I still see movies regulalry but I'm just not as into them. I really like watching TV shows though so go figure.

At least I still have my Chloës :3

Today not a loss at all.

>>393495

Oh god, I'm use that special word. I thought it was a fun movie. I wasnt blown away like I was with the first. But I was also 8 y/o then so what do I know

>>393496

You go to the theater often?

>>393498

Not since the singles policy was instituted.

But seriously maybe once a month sometimes more if there are a number of releases. My one buddy is a big movie fan so I end up going with him more often than not.

>>393501

Haha… Feels bad

>>393501

Shh. I've always paid an appropriate amount of attention to different waifus.

>>393504

:33333

♥_♥

>>393506

>>393508

Just look at those claw handles!

>>393504

mai kittyfu

>when waifus collide

>>393509

asr really is furry

>>393509

>>393511

shut up you dirty jew with an anorexic whore waifu

>>393512

Are you telling me you don't like the fuzz?

>>393513

Hey. I never said which waifu it was.

>>393511

Who's the pig on the right?

>>393514

you insulted her hands, you fucker

>>393515

You need a pair of these old man.

>>393516

They're in the shape of a claw?! How is that insulting.

>>393512

Is he your boycrush now?

>>393517

Someone needs a pair of these!

>>393520

You leave ASR's fuzz out of this you heathen.

>>393519

for the sake of argument let's say yes. i don't have a waifu for you guys to insult so i just feel like an outcast and a leering tourist most of the time. i will cry if anyone makes fun of mckenna however.

>>393520

You realize you're gonna have to do a full body shave, right? This is gonna take a while.

>>393522

Does mckenna even know how to eat? It's like she's not even 10 yet.

>>393521

if ya can't handle the bantz get out the business

>>393524

s-she's just not good at growing up. she still uses a booster seat in the car

gotta bail again for another few hours

>>393525

ASR's fuzz is too far.

>>393526

Cute as fuckkk. I can still insult you. You don't need a waifu for that

>>393522

That's alright. A few people here don't really have waifus. It's okay to just like posting cute girls or boys.

>>393527

See ya.

>>393523

Does one sheer an ASR like a sheep and use the thick body wool for things like ASR mittens and sweaters?

>>393527

By Mr Ela

>>393528

Too far down her cheeks.

>>393530

I disagree. It's the perfect amount.

>>393524

Doesn't seem to have stopped you from wanting to molest her

>>393530

You're supposed to eat the first shears of the spring. The other times you have to do it, it'll make for a nice coat.

>>393532

I'd never do such a thing to an innocent girl.

>>393534

>when waifus collide

>>393535

ASR is bigger than that silly.

>>393535

>>393539

That fish could swallow her whole.

>>393540

Already thinking of a plan to hide the body?

Oi cunts.

>>393543

Is it just me or does Taylors face look different from that angle?

I'm bored.

>>393546

Me too.

>>393547

I think I found something to entertain me…

>>393548

??

>>393549

Talking to you??

>>393550

H-Hi.

>>393551

Hi, what have you been up to?

>>393552

Nothing really. You?

>>393553

Same here, I really wish I was out doing something. :/

>>393556

Uhhh

>>393557

No need to thank me. I was just helping you out.

>>393558

>>393559

Does that mean you enjoyed it?

>>393560

I'm going to be honest. I didn't watch it.

>>393561

Then why not say that from the start….

>>393562

Huh? You never asked if I watched it. I just gave you a thumbs up pic.

>>393563

Right. I'll remember that for next time.

>>393565

Okay then. :D

I'm home! Fooooood!

Goodnight. ♥

>>393568

G'night.

>>393568

Night night Jo, sweet dreams ♥♥♥

>>393570

Good morning, heart monster.

>>393571

I'm no such thing

>>393572

Aww.

>>393574

I don't know what you won but i would consider posting bjork a victory in and of itself so cheers

Good night.

>>393577

Try looking at cute girls instead. owait you're in eng ;^)

>>393578

>everyone is a Muslim or a refugee

Hur dur

anyone feeling creative? ☺

also yeah that Batman/Superman trailer was pretty bad

hey guys i was only planning to be gone for like a couple hours but then i fell asleep. ill probably abruptly fuck off again really soon so dont miss my rude interruptions too much

>>393582

Does that mean you're getting your beauty sleep for when the braces come on?

>>393581

I would but last time i tried one of those things i embarrassed myself with my horrible paint skills.

>>393583

i've always just used this website. it works for most simple things i do.

https://www.online-image-editor.com/

you can overlay images and adjust the sizes etc.

i made this one just now for fun

>>393583

if i get any sleep at all it'll just be to molt a new layer of sweat and skin into my fresh sheets and feed the fleas i've been hosting this last week or so

>>393583

check out this one :P

>>393586

F-fleas. No. Don't lie son.

>>393584

I wouldn't expect any grills in engineering anyway.

>>393587

That's more kind of thing :3

>>393581

This shit gave me way too much work

>>393588

They could be bedbugs. I haven't asked. I'm a very rude host.

>>393587

The only thing i'm sure of is that my waifu would be Kiki. Maybe Germany.. though that's kinda shit now. So i'm not sure.

>>393590

F-fix them Elag!

>>393589

ha ha nice is that you in the last panel?

>>393592

the only way im fixing them for good is by drowning my cats, and they wouldn't appreciate that

>>393589

Nice girl car

>>393594

Give them a flea bath! I want you clean.

>>393595

I haven't seen many girls drive a 68

>>393593

It's Mac DeMarco.

He's a musician and seems to be a completely chill guy who just wants to play some tunes and smoke 24/7

>>393595

:^)

>>393596

How about men who drive convertibles?

>>393596

believe me i've tried that. i've tried vacuuming. i try combing the fuckers out of their fur every goddamned day. im still a flea buffet.

>>393598

But his car wasn't a convertible. I don't think i;ve ever seen anyone take the softop off a classic like that. That would be sacrilege.

>>393599

C-can't you get that flea shit. There's gotta be something.

>>393600

maybe if i drink enough antifreeze i might poison them when they try to eat me.

>>393597

ugh i ended up drunk-crafting a card last night. at least it is a good one!!!!

>>393600

The top is clearly supported by sticks

And the chassis is as flexible as his sexual preferences

>>393603

They built those things like rocks so are you saying it's not flexible at all?

>>393599

buy stronghold

clean the house ,beddings etc.. leave them in the sun

get the house fumigated

it's really easy

>>393604

You should stick to what you know. Drugs and preteens.

>>393605

my house has a big garden and a national park next door, which is right next to a certain institution full of well known little disease vectors. they'll just come right back.

>>393606

Biochem is pretty dry. It's hard to stick to.

>>393607

They won't stronghold kills them and you are clean for a month and a half.It's one of those underskin drops, everything that bites it dies and they don't lay eggs on the fucker.

>>393609

ill look into this stronghold stuff but i'm really leery about fumigation especially if it's not going to last.

>>393602

Sylvanas is best girl :3

>>393581

why the fuck does youtube notify me when some faggot wants to cry about some throwaway comment i made on a dumb video months or years afterwards?