/waifuist/ - Waifuist

Worst thread. Made way too early.

You suck.

>>393632

It was needed. We were past the point of error town.

>>393630

i got lifehacks for days bro

S U C K

U U

C C

K K

sounds like it would hurt

I'm back btdubs

>>393634

nice tips, i don't actually have many looking properly

>>393636

welcome back

>>393637

hi there

>>393636

Hi

>>393639

hey there. What's up?

>>393640

My life is going pretty well I just got my first prescription filled

>>393641

good to hear, I hope your social life is taking good strides as well

>>393642

The girl I'm in love with has a boyfriend and told me that she only sees me as a friend. It's so painful to be around her

But I have a few friends and people I can talk to about serious stuff. They make me feel better.

>>393643

Fuuuuuck, tough break. I'm sorry to hear that. You win some, you lose some. But don't let it get to you too much. There's more girls out there like her. Its good to hear that you have people you can be intimate with though.

>

>>393645

b-bye

>>393637

I had a bunch that were bait and would seriously hurt you but i don't know where i placed them.

I've only got actually helpful ones now :/

>>393644

It's actually gotten much easier for me to be intimate and honest with people, but it's much easier with my friends that are girls in general. I just feel like they understand emotional problems better and I don't feel judged by them.

I can't stand to see her because she always tries to talk to me and act as though we're just friends even after I told her how I feel. I specifically told her that it hurts to be around her and she still does that to me. Her boyfriend is also the absolute worst. I get so upset about all this shit I wish I had never met her

Sleep time!

>>393647

Well guess that's alright then :p

Would be an idiot to fall for them

>>393648

Women are a bit more comfortable talking about emotions than man most of the time.

My advice on the situation is to try to set aside the feeling you have about the situation. Try to get as much out of the relationship you have with this girl. Obviously she wants to be great friends with you since you told her your feeling about her and her willingness to still be around you and interact with you. Its really unfortunate that she has a boyfriend and yet you have these feeling for her, but the best you can do is be the best friend you can be and show her that you still care for her and enjoy her presence. So that when their relationship ends, you can be there to jump in. But for the time being, don't let those painful feeling get to you. I know its easier said than done, but trying and failing is better than not trying at all.

>>393651

The thing is she's never going to be with me. Even if they did break up she basically told me that she's not interested in me at all. I just misinterpreted her kindness and enthusiasm for something more. I want to be friends with her in the future, because she is so great, but right now it's just too painful to be around her. Hopefully after winter break things will be different.

I'm really glad I told her though. If felt so good to tell her how special she is

>>393652

If that's the case, then it would be in the best interest to move on romantically. That doesn't mean ignore her or stop being friends with her, but just express those romantic feelings onto someone just as good as her. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. But the important part is to be resilient when loses come about.

Its a good thing you told her. The most you could do is let her know how you feel and given that she still wants to be good friends with you knowing that you feel that way makes her a keeper. People like to know that they're doing something good to others and to know that they mean something to someone. Even if it isn't going to end the way you wish it to be, telling her she means something to you is the right thing to do.

>>393653

I really hope I can find someone else, but it just seems unrealistic. I've never met anyone that I liked so much. But now I just want to get over her since she's never going to be with me. I want a gf so fucking bad

>>393654

you will don't worry. It always seems unrealistic when you're in a state of hopelessness. I've been there before, I'm dealing with it right now as well. But when you have someone on the outside, they can see the bigger picture. Practice getting how her in that sense, still try to maintain a good friendship with her, and keep looking around. A nice, caring girl is bound to be around

>>393655

Thanks for helping me, I'm gonna go now.

>>393656

alright, Luh. Have a good one!

Morning all.

>>393658

hello

>>393658

hey

>>393660

:3

>>393660

So pretty

Hey all

bam

>>393662

Hey shitposter

>>393663

That's pretty good :3

>>393664

bow down to my PS skills.

>>393664

This guy again…smh

>>393666

hi

>>393667

How goes it bro?

>>393668

doing good. Getting a vinyl in the mail today. Excited for that

>>393669

Oh how hipster of you :P

>>393670

The fucking album came out over 2 months ago and I pre-ordered it and its finally getting to my house

>>393671

Lol which one?

>>393672

Deafheaven's New Bermuda

>>393673

Oooh ok Idky I was thinking it was Chvrchs. Thought that sounded weird

>>393674

nope, completely different from each other hahah

>>393675

I would say so lol. Speaking of ordering, I'ma look up a exercise bike to buy for my apartment so I can get it by the end of the year. FUN!

>>393665

:)

>>393666

Oh u

>>393676

I rec a speed bike :)

>>393677

W-what is going on there, hmmm?

>>393678

you should get one and we can be all fit and unstoppable :P

>>393679

oh… I was meaning a motorbike. Go fast!

>>393680

No no fool! where would I ride that in NY? lol.

>>393681

On the sidewalk? HELLLOOOOOOOOOOO

Lmao at that dig at /waifuist/ aidz left on /cel/

>>393682

Lol sure but give me your paypal so you can pay for the fines I get

>>393683

Uh, no thanks hahah

how do you even get on /cel/?

>>393684

go to the website? durrrrrrr :P http://eat.awiki.org/cel/

>>393685

I don't even know the url domain

>>393683

For the record it's not me lewdposting in the /cel/ Chloë thread…

>>393686

I just posted it!

>>393687

then why is your hands shaking with guilt??

>>393688

i know, I was just saying.

>>393689

Oh it's impossible to find if you try to google it. I know that.

>>393688

It's not, Mr. Investigative Security Guard! I'm not a filthy Chloë roleplayer although I understand why people would want to be Chloë because she's so wonderful but it ain't me.

>>393690

I wonder why….

>>393691

Oh could I only imagine the thoughts you have about her that we will never know about :P

>>393692

Lol I don't think it's what you think. just searching eats and wiki doesn't exactly lead to /cel/. Besides they aren't really bad compared to other places

>>393693

I've heard some interesting things about /cel/

>>393692

It's a very exclusive secret club.

>>393693

You cannot imagine, quietshipkajonesgrace. You cannot imagine.

>>393695

filled with douches from the last time I visited them.

>>393694

Like what??

>>393695

I can't so plz tell us!

>>393697

just random lewd stuff. I dunno its been a long time since anyone here has talked about them

>>393698

oh well yeah. One can't expect a place where girls are posted with out guys saying what they wish they could do with them lol

>>393699

and its mostly anonymous too right?

>>393700

Yeah, mostly. But they all post so much, I think the regulars know who is who. and the occasional tripfags here and there. I'm tripped there but I dont post often

>>393701

I don't post there at all.

>>393696

Post more Santa Laurens.

>>393697

Maybe some day qg quietly and in secret I will share with you the depths of my waifu related fantastical depravity.

>>393703

that's the only one I got

>>393702

I am well aware lol. Not your scene

>>393703

oooooooo, I can't wait! I look forward to it!

>>393703

you're scaring me again bestie

>>393705

I wouldn't say so hahhaa

>>393704

Post more Reindeer Laurens.

>>393706

Shhhhh no fear now luv

>>393706

He has a secret perv side we must unlock!

>>393707

Lol you could always post her in the 18+ thread

>>393708

that's all I got LOLOL

>>393709

I'll just make my own thread and lock it. hahaha

>>393710

Well that's not nice! Blah, I'm being lazy but I should get off my ass

>>393711

Thanks bb

>>393708

So what you're telling me is that now's not the time for fear that comes later ?

>>393709

It's almost like he wears a mask, and we need to see what's behind it…

>>393712

My hiding spot!!!

>>393713

YES! I hope it's something nice under there.

>>393714

Pfft, you know you prefer to post among us instead of by yourself! :P

>>393713

You never have to be afraid of me bestie however they'll expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

>>393715

I've been recommended by a couple here that it would be in everyone's best interest if I posted in my own thread

hello all!

>>393685

>>393683

I haven't been to /cel/ in a long time and dayum it was a nice trip.

>>393717

Well that's nice. and if you WANT to do that, you are more than free to. In the meantime, you can post here all you want

>>393718

That first webm, plz can I have both girls??

It hasn't changed. maybe just a few new girls here and there lol

>>393719

I wasn't planning on doing it, but I'm just saying its not the first time the idea was brought up

>>393716

Btw were you the fella who added me on steam?

>>393718

Hey mexibro, how's it going?

>>393717

But where would I get my daily dose of qt Lauren if you posted in your own thread instead of this one?

>>393718

Hiiii pix

>>393722

Was that fella ClowndykeBore? Because yes if your fella was M.

>>393720

needs more Nat tbh

>>393722

doing alright, just chilling for a bit.

>>393723

no clue. You'll have to figure that out on your own

>>393721

My board is filled sensitive folk. please excuse them

>>393724

mfw Natnat isn't in that bikini

>>393726

too fucking sensitive apparently

>>393727

Drama adds to the fun!

>>393728

WHAT?! No! the fuck are you saying.

>>393729

Lol, IDK. I just know with these type of boards comes this stuff so I'm use 2 it

>>393730

Stfu

>>393730

how about we all silently post

This damn little girl is living the dream

>>393731

HOW RUDE!

>>393732

Nahhhhh, conversation is key

>>393734

Talking? PFFFFF Who needs that?!

>>393734

Sorry. Have some Laneya

>>393733

without me!

>>393735

Lol you have mastered the art of the silent post :P

>>393736

thank you, loved one!

>>393737

Good thing ;)

>>393738

>GRR

>>393739

God damn rebels!

>>393737

I am the one that forged the art of silent posting

>>393742

someone made a thread of "girl's political affiliations" or something like that with a pic of chloe with Hillary clinton and he replied with >>>/waifuist/

>>393740

Is this Laser Tag somewhere?

>>393741

/v/ is saying mean things about you're waifu performing at the Game Awards tonight apparently.

>>393744

lol who the fuck cares about what /v/ has to say about anything?

>>393743

No no, it was nothing like that. aidz is referring to

>Gosh, I'd certainly like to pretend to be her for you up to the last detail hopefully I'm as tight as she is and my lips as thick are hers, but just to try it out! I still like girls after all hahaha.

>Look, it's not gay to want to dress up like Chloe and get fucked silly like a girl, but just say that's what you want…

>>393741

Lol. Actually Shammy might have. He use to slient post when me, H and M would talk about teens or girls he didnt like. That is partly why I called you Shammy 2.0 before :P

>>393740

Lol

>>393745

It's actually a grand collection of roleplay homolust lewdposting in the Chloë thread he responded >>>/waifuist/ with because we are known for that I guess.

>>393744

its typical. 4chan doesn't really know how to react to people that combat them. Its just apart of their social awkwardness.

>>393747

of course I'm shammy 2.0

>>393745

>>393747

oh lol I didn't read the thread so I didn't see the roleplaying he was referring to.

>>393746

I get all of my political news and opinions from /v/ tbh

>>393749

Are you going to watch the game awards for live Lauren tho? I've never actually watched or listened to Chvrches so it will be my first Chvrchgoing experience.

>>393751

well since I had no idea what they're playing at, where to watch it, or when they're playing. No, I won't be.

>>393749

Well you have much better luck with the ladies than he does so there's that :P

>>393750

Yeah, aidz was around when there was more of that going on. I think it scared him away. If only he waited, it was all just a faze

>>393753

You could…maybe…find out?

>>393754

I guess? I dunno know him at all. I just know he's from germany and he collects dolls.

>>393755

I could

>>393753

http://thegameawards.com/watch-live/

Can watch there but if you don't want to sit through like an hour or two of cringe material it'd probs be better to just watch the Chvrches part on youtube like an hour later.

>>393754

Did people often used to roleplay as their own waifus?

>>393751

a lot of people do and it says a lot about their intelligence

>>393756

Transformers!

>>393757

There was a period of a couple of some coming out as bi, being into traps and roleplay with waifu.

>>393754

oh shit that was a thing?

eh you can not like it all you want but I don't think anyone posting in this kind of boards has the moral high ground to be judgemental tbh.

Hey guys

>>393757

I'll probably just do that. I'm not a fan of award shows, they're like endurance tests.

Apparently its being held at the Nokia PLaza, which is like 10 miles from me.

>>393759

Dolls.

>>393761

hey there

>>393761

hey hey

>>393759

That sounds fun tho aidz is a nofun jerk clearly.

>>393761

Heyverb.

>>393762

>Lauren is ten miles from you and you are not there right now

I don't understand you sir…

>>393760

This. The boards really do become such of dick measuring contest with all of it's "we are better than you" type of stuff. Just between BWP, Doc, GG, the guys at /cel/ etc. at the end of the day, we are all still guys posting girls we don't actually know on a image board lol

>>393761

Hey Pervy. Nice JJ

>>393762

SMH! Action figures! lol

>>393764

I guess? Lol. I was only "against" it if it took over the board and alienated posters. That is what private chat is for

>>393764

I live near a lot of waifus. Chloë lives in Beverly Hills and that's like 3 miles away. And also because I've been in situations where Lauren was less than 50 feet from me.

>>393765

>a small model of a figure, used often as a child's toy

doll.

>>393766

>mfw

Kira Kosarin standing next to two womanlets

>>393762

>>393763

>>393764

Hey guys

>>393765

I know right. Hot off the presses.

>>393767

>

>>393769

What's up?

>>393768

i want to see ariana standing next to karlie

>>393768

Lol it's sad I know and like them both. mostly the left. HEY CAMO

>>393769

Much appreciated!

>>393770

Lol. leave him and his hobbies alone!

>>393770

Not much. Heating up some left over pizza for dinner.

What about you?

>>393772

he don't give a fuck. He has never liked me and I haven't bothered to care

>>393773

Sounds really good right now actually. Feeling like delivery

I'm patiently waiting for a package to arrive today and I'm watching a collection of reviews for Sim 3 dlc.

>>393771

it would look like this

she is about the same height as ASR

>>393774

I know. As much as you are Shammy 2.0, you have more in common with us than anyone on /ent/. and that is why you wuv us soooooooo much and will never leave!

Is it on?

>>393766

Last I heard Chloë moved from Bev Hills to Bel Air last year. She used to be in the Pacific Electric building a long time ago and that was the last time I actually knew her specific address. Either way if Chloë was ten miles from me instead of 3500+ I'd be all over that.

Also I frustratedly can't find my Fresh Queen of /b/ shoop from long ago it doesn't seem to be in my shoops folder and now it's going to bother me.

>>393778

I never saw this pic before!

>>393777

almost!

>>393778

Not a far move. I've skated over there a few times. Homes over there are really really fucking nice. Like an obnoxious amount of nice

>>393776

does /ent/ even exist anymore. It takes like 2 months for a whole thread to complete

>>393772

it doesn't surprise me that you know them

how old are they

>>393775

she is wearing heels in that pic, fucking cheater

>>393780

Lol yes. they just aren't as talkative as we are. I don't know if it was just because I talk too much or because they only have 4 people and 2-3 of them aren't one for conversation starters

>>393781

>I believe both are thirteen atm

>>393780

Yeah it's a rich fucking people house for sure. It's cool you can just skate to these places they're so far away they're like fantasy land Narnia to me.

This is the place http://variety.com/gallery/photos-if-i-stay-star-chloe-grace-moretz-rents-grown-up-house/#!6//

Apparently it has a view over the Stone Canyon Reservoir. As a hobby once in a while I click up and down all the roads that seem like they would overlook it on google streetview looking for this place but haven't seen it. Probs what I'm gonna do tonight until I find it now…

Ok lovlies, I'll be back later on.

>>393774

Is it the sex mods?

LOL

>>393782

without heels she would only reach up to Karlie's titties

>>393785

cya

>>393784

its interesting to see the houses there. Very big and very clean compared to the rest of the housing down near West Hollywood

>>393787

Just the regularly released DLC,

holy shit my vinyl is finally here. 2 months fucking later!

Good morning.

>>393788

that is the ideal height

>>393790

nobody cares stevis

>>393789

Yar every time I click around up there I just see all these huge mansions but all stuffed and crammed together amidst a bunch of trees on big hills. A bit frustrating though because the google car didn't even cover the long road that's immediately next to the water so it's either just not even an actual residential road or rich people paid google not to put their houses on Google Stalker.

>>393790

What'd you get?

>>393791

Mornin chap

>>393792

you cared enough to reply

>>393794

yeah but that is not a lot tbh fam

>>393790

If i pre ordered something and it only arrived 2 months later i would be beyond butthurt

>>393793

If you search up the Bird Streets. I live on one of those roads :O

And I got this beaut. The design is made as if it was actually painted on. Absolutely amazing

>>393795

So when I was posting nothing, and I noted something about buying an album and you got mad at me for not talking about it and just posting. And now when I actually do that, you just post "No one cares"?

>>393796

I was absolutely butthurt. I paid 8$ for priority and was constantly getting delay shipment notices from the distributors. So I asked for a return on my shipping. And they just gave me free shipping.

>tfw clicking up and down Stradella road for the 100th time

>>393797

>stalking Stevis

And that's cool!

>>393796

Weren't you just talking last week or something about things not even shipping to Portugal at all? A book I think?

>>393797

no one cares

tbh

fam

>>393798

Only the cool kids stalk me

>>393799

You don't make any sense

>>393793

Hello.

>>393798

Yeah, but those weren't selling from amazon itself but people who posted their stuff on amazon.

All the stuff i've ordered from them has made arrived slightly earlier than expected tbh.

I would never order something from the US again though, customs makes things cost 2x as much

>>393800

i know fam

>>393803

what's fam?

>>393804

what is the meaning of life

There's one tiny section of road that google hasn't updated since 2007 and you can't streetview on and I'm 100% certain I see the house on it in the distance and google Earth confirms it's her house you thought you could fool me streetview you could not I found her anyway you can't stop me she's there I found her you forgot to delist the section from Google Earth it's there and she's there the house is there I'm looking at it right now I win you pigs I win she's here

>>393802

Yeah I got my bass from a US store and it was like $100 more just to deal with shipping customs n shit.

>>393805

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aboZctrHfK8

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>>393806

You're one of those people in that Chloe thread, I bet.

>>393806

Canada gets fucked by us shipping too?

You're right next to the bloody place wtf

>>393808

Yes I am the OP.

>>393809

Everyone gets a ride

>>393810

Ah, so you weren't as involved in that conversation as I thought you'd be.

>>393811

I am not a Chloë roleplayer but I understand the suspicion which is why I mentioned this >>393687

earlier

>>393813

Alright. I've still got my eyes on you, though.

>>393814

O-okay Mr. Jethro I'll be careful…

>>393816

Good boy.

>>393797

You live up in the hills?

>>393818

Not all the way up. More towards the base of the hills.

>>393819

Nice.

Lot of money up there.

>>393820

OH! A fuck ton. That's why its best to have a best friend who has a neurosurgeon for a step dad. So you can leech off them until you have a more decent paying job

>>393821

Yeah some amazing homes up there.

I have watched more than a few Million Dollar Listing episodes

>>393825

the higher up the hill, the more expensive it gets. Which makes zero sense to me cause that means more narrow roads to pass through and I hate these fucking roads. They're fucking horrid

>>393822

sup

>>393824

Big deal I could totally do that show-off…

>>393826

>the higher up the hill, the more expensive it gets. Which makes zero sense to me

I think it's the same case in Brazil or something where living high up on the hill used to be for poor people because it meant walking up and down a hill but now rich people live on the hills for the view.

>poor's man Sabrina Carpenter

>>393826

All about that view I guess.

>>393828

>tony romo

>>393827

>>393829

pretty much, and the houses are bigger too. Which much more things like pools and garages and balconies and firepits

>>393831

I love the zero edge pools

>>393832

You'll love Samsung's 2015 phones.

>>393832

That's basically Chloë's current house right there but no fireplace outside.

I wonder if she even uses the pool much if she doesn't like swimming.

>>393832

A few have those. They look really really cool, but Jeez, its ridiculous how much you need to buy a house like that. That's like if I said up my money and spent none of it for like 20 years

i want lexee to fart on my face repeatedly

>>393836

WTF dude

>>393833

They look pretty nice. I'm due for an upgrade.

>>393834

Nice

>>393835

Yeah not cheap. Here's a nice one though. A nice and cozy 12.5k sq/ft dwelling.

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9133-Oriole-Way-Los-Angeles-CA-90069/20799194_zpid/

>>393835

When you become a rich and famous music producer you can have a fancy house a couple miles from your current one with a pool and fancy outdoor fireplace to use even though it's never Winter in LA and invite all your waifuist bros to come hang out.

>>393838

that price range though! HOLY SHIT!!!

>>393839

If that ever becomes reality. I'll make sure it happens hahahah

>>393838

That is figuratively Franklin's house from GTAV.

I'm completely convinced they modeled it off of that exact residence.

>>393840

btw I was wondering what sort of music software you use to make your stuff.

>>393837

you don't?

>>393841

Personally Ableton, but in the business. We use Pro Tools most often, sometimes we use Logic

>>393840

I know. Crazy.

>>393841

It does look a lot like his.

>>393844

the only people I can imagine having a home like that are the ones that build it. They probably get employee discount ahaahahaahah

>>393842

I don't. This stuff is for weirdos. I'm a normal person who likes normal stuff.

>>393836

Freak.

>>393845

Probably a lot of real estate developers. Some of those guys make an absolute fucking killing.

>>393843

Have heard of Ableton before some guys on /mu/ use it looks quite expensive to me although I buy expensive instruments so I suppose a program that encompasses a whole band would be expensive.

>spending your millions of dollars on concrete

>not buying hundreds of little girls of all ages and races for your loli sex dungeon

>and a few dozen for your internet friends too

>>393846

>>393847

i dunno i think any sane man would love it

>>393848

There's a lot of strange jobs that make a strange amount of money around LA. It leaves me scratching my head sometimes wondering where my money is HAHAHAH

>>393849

Ableton is very expensive. I just upgraded mine, cost 487$ and it was 25$ off cause of Cyber Monday. But Pro Tools is much more expsensive reaching 1200$

>>393850

any insane man would

>>393850

>wants little girls to fart on him

>wants to purchase human beings as if they were cattle for use in depraved sexcapades

I'm reporting you to the authorities. You're sick.

>>393850

What if he buys a house that big so he can have a bigger loli sex dungeon?

I could see the appeal of having lexee's butt in your face even tho it's weird. But the whole farting thing is just way over the line.

>>393850

But a loli sex dungeon would be quite expensive in itself for real estate you'd need a large compound with high walls no one could see into and a large basement and facilities for storing many people and etc so much of your millions would go into concrete anyhow.

btw if you want to hire me as your financial adviser I am currently looking for a job.

>>393851

Yeah I'm just gonna sit in my room surrounding myself with wooden stringed resonating things and my keyboard… I really would like some beat making software though because the closest to percussion I have is some bongos and electronic kits on my keyboard that if I wanted to make a beat from I'd have to sit with a metronome in my headphones piecing it together into my recording stuff.

>>393852

>>393853

>>393854

fucking normies

>>393855

nice party pooping, bro. thank you.

>>393855

I don't only use Ableton to make music, I have a 8 track tape deck and record some live playing through analog

>>393856

You know, while we're on the subject, would you drink Lexee's pee?

>>393856

If you'd like to employ me to poop on further parties it is within my skill set.

>>393857

Cool mang which do you prefer?

>>393859

if I'm making electronic music, obviously digital. But for recording live instruments, analog all the fucking way

>>393858

it's funny how you spoilered it as if you were afraid it could offend me.

i would give anything to drink that nectar.

>>393861

More afraid it would offend others.

Same tbh.

Neighbours threatening to call the pound on my dog. He's not aggressive and only barks a bit (he's a fucking dog, they do that). Little does that shrivelled up old excuse for a cunt know, she lays a hand on my dog, I'll kill all her bird and maybe more.

So what's been happening here lately?

you are sick, CaraComrade. i would only want grown up girls to fart on me

>>393863

We are talking about farts, pee and concrete.

>>393865

as chlondike explained, it is important to have a suitable space for pedophilic fart and pee activities

Would it be easier to get Chloe or Lexee to take part in such activities?

Lexee would be more open to it, but Chloe would be easier to peer-pressure into it(if you could live with yourself after doing that).

>>393863

Have her shot. Hello.

>>393867

i'm no rapist, i want a girl who enjoys it and we all know which one that is.

>>393868

damn.

>>393867

Lexee is eager to do it and she convinces Chloe to join her by telling her how fun it would be.

So you end up with both of them peeing on/in you.

>>393870

you really are being yourself tonight. i love it.

>>393871

go away granny

>>393872

You think so?

Th-Thanks.

>>393869

>>393870

I guess it's not too rapey if Lexee convinces Chloe to do it.

>>393868

I'll be killing the cunts birds then pouring salt water all over her garden. The geriatric old cunt loves her birds and garden, so that would fuck with it if anything escalates. Then there's always the option of burning her house down and her granddaughter's house too. Preferably with the family inside.

i wish there was a board for normal people to discuss waifus on

>>393873

this girl always reminds me of Karlie. i think it's her cheek bones

>>393876

She's on VGAs right now singing stuff nice timing.

>>393869

>i want a girl who enjoys it and we all know which one that is.

Oh yeah, this reminded me of the instagram post Lexee made today

>lexeesmith: bought it for the bag

>>393878

I know I just watched it

>>393877

Daily Mail comments? Facebook? that is where "normal people" are.

>>393878

>singing stuff

possibly even songs?!

>>393880

>that hand

i didn't know chloe had done a shoot for nasty gal

>>393866

>>393870

>>393874

>>393875

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

>>393882

You don't mess with a man's dog. There's nothing wrong with me. Hue hue.

Why're you doing this to me? :((

>>393876

>>393878

>inviting Lauren "muh soggy knee" Mayberry to The Game Awards

This thing was doomed from the start. I wonder if she mentioned GamerGate.

>>393877

I can see it.

>>393885

They actually just gave out an award for most meme gamer.

At least Far Cry Primal actually looks neat not that I even have any system to play it on.

>>393886

Hi bye…

>>393876

She doesn't look very happy to be there…

>>393886

Hey, Emps.

>>393886

hey

>>393888

They're mostly there cause of Martin, he's the gamer

>>393883

That doesn't mean you get the right the mess with her granddaughter.

>>393884

why is who doing what to you?

>>393888

she is a feminist, of course she isn't happy to be there

>>393887

>most meme gamer

You're joking, right?

>>393891

She had no right to mess with my dog.

>>393887

>>393889

Hello

>>393890

He does seem to be the only one smiling, I guess that's nice of them

>>393892

b-but not everyone who plays video games hates women

>>393893

>cutting out the chocolate girl

>>393895

I guess. The whole thing is a cringe fest so I just watched Lauren's part and then turned it off hahaha

>>393893

Greg Miller won.

>>393892

>she is a feminist, of course she isn't happy

Fixed for you.

>>393894

Then you mess with her, her garden and her birds but you don't bring someones granddaughter into it.

>>393882

I'm just having fun talking about strange scenarios with my internet friends.

I wonder if you'd guffaw out loud if you would have read the elaborate write-up tb and I made about a scenario where JJ and Lexee molest Chloe.

>>393897

They were just back on presenting the indie game award.

>>393899

The granddaughter is involved in it too. She's being a whiny cunt also. She's a target. And really… I won't be burning their houses down unless my dog is put down. Which will need the police to get involved for that to happen. Also, collateral damage.

>>393901

that's odd. I didn't know they were actually presenting something. That doesn't make much sense but okay lol

>>393900

>JJ and Lexee molest Chloe

>Lexee

>letting people molest Chloe

FUCKED UP

A friend of mine just called my waifu a whore and said she'd probably fuck him for $500 if he hit her up on Facebook and that he'd tell me how she was.

>>393902

>The granddaughter is involved in it too

Oh! Carry on then

>>393902

if you're gonna do this pls stop talking about here, last thing this board needs is the police investigating some schizophrenic, homicidal arsonist

>>393904

It was closer to rape, but I used the word molest to soften the blow a bit.

>>393905

He must be a hell of a guy if you can still refer to him as a friend.

>>393905

You should reply that that's almost triple what his mother charges you or something

>>393911

Your mom jokes went out of style a few months or so ago. I think what's popular now is 'your niece' or 'your nephew' jokes.

>>393912

>normalizing incest AND pedophilia

>>393914

It's not incest if you're making a joke about fucking someone else's niece.

>>393915

Weird. Why did my mind think it was?

>>393908

Doesn't change anything.

>>393916

Because you want to fuck your niece?

>>393916

Do you have cute nieces you're thinking of giving the old dicking to?

The Ryanryan is graduating and got these earstabbers from Jack, they grow up so fast.

Also apparently you can go see her and adopt a dog this Sunday from 11-2 at Centinela Feed & Pet Supplies in Encino at Havenhurst and Ventura

>>393907

You need to learn what schizophrenia is it seems.

>>393917

>>393918

I don't have any nieces, I dunno

>>393909

>>393910

>>393911

The basis of it was him just trolling trying to rile me up by saying she's a 7/10 at best, listing her flaws and whatnot after I said she was the most beautiful woman.

Then he quickly googled her and found this image and said she was a social media whore and he doesn't get how.

Then I came back to see that he had gone on to send me that message in the absence, he crossed a line. I told him I would kill him and cut contact.

tbh I would probably just hit him over the head with something heavy and see where it went from there

this is a horrible thread

>>393919

I had nothing to do with it I am innocent.

>>393923

Do you often tell your friends about your wafuism?

>>393921

You need to be less of an edgy sperg about some dumb animal