/waifuist/ - Waifuist

What a great shot

>>394761

Yes it was

hey sweet posters, don't be intimidated by all these colossal shitlords

This was a nice shoot

>>394763

he is pretty based

>>394768

New wallpaper tbh.

>>394771

Hear hear

>>394774

she could regain that weight if she wanted to but maybe shes happier being thinner. Teenage girls have all kinds of body issues so who knows

>>394774

>>394775

I wanna see a Kiki bikini pic at her current weight.

>>394769

yes I adore Buscemi

>>394772

yeah but what does that have to do with my post, you colossal shitlord?

>>394776

cunny bones and then some

god look at that fucking "hips window" on her dress

Ksenia you are making me crazy

I imagine her bikini bottom would fall off because of the recent weight loss and then we'd see how truly hairy she is.

>>394781

>dat soft back hair

>>394782

soft black hair?

does anyone here have "streamer waifus"?

Me on the right

>>394783

That too

>>394782

>>394785

Looks so soft.

>>394786

probably what the photographer was thinking

>>394787

Oh definitely

Chloë vids from Jingleball finally!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSZ7haGvlkM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDieAT6Kgc4

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw23EwVMKG8

Where's muh red carpet video you pap bastards and the presentation?

>>394783

What is an streamer waifu just a waifu who streams?

>>394789

A streamer waifu is a waifu who streams herself playing videogames or poker or some shit.

For example this girl is a streamer on Twitch who I want to marry and fuck, in that order. I want this girl to be my wife and it really pains me to know that she's already in a relationship with some fucker.

More than that she lives in the main city just to the south of my own city. If the circumstances of my fucking garbage life were even slightly different I could have at least met this girl in my everyday life. I completely lost any desire for a "gamer girlfriend" like 6+ years ago, thinking that shit is retarded, and yet here I am.

I want to put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger if I'm being 100% honest.

>>394790

What about a waifu who streams herself masturbating?

>posted two minutes ago

About time…

>I'm going to arlyranfjrwlvkmf with my family to go skiing.

Enunciate please Chloë what even was that word where are you going?

>>394790

mayushii has a qt voice and giant rack though I've only heard of her from that one GDQ she announced donations at once. I don't really watch streamers though.

>>394792

>forgetting link when it's the most important part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXtLNmn-Mmc

Someone srsly decode that word for me.

>>394793

unless it's iraq i don't think it's a real place in a real language

>>394791

I wouldn't call that a streamer waifu but a camgirl waifu tbh.

Did you hear about how much money she makes? It's astronomical. It's also depressing as fuck when you think about it.

I've lately been kind of bitter about this girl streamer I like as a result of the regular ridiculous donations she receives even despite being a little-known streamer. This girl I like has attracted some seriously thirsty fans. I also think maybe I got too drunk one night and pissed her off in some way.

It doesn't matter. Nothing matters tbh.

>>394792

I don't know who mayuushi is but if she's a girl streamer you like that's cool at least it's relevant to my question

>>394795

I only get depressed when I see some girl streamer who gets donated like $30k by some son of an oil sheik.

It's absolutely nothing to them and the fact they can just give away that kind of money makes me want to die.

>>394794

Bring me with you to Iraq Chloë I will bodyguard you!

>>394795

Should look her up her fav game is DKC2 she has good taste.

>>394796

You could always get some implants and only aim the webcam at your chest and you'd be raking in five figures a month easily.

>>394796

Don't get too down about it. We might not be oil sheik rich but by world standards we're probably all better off than most of humanity

>>394800

I'm getting 7.5 atm. Upgrading to fibre in a couple of months

>>394801

I watched Fan Girl again. I miss chubby Kiki. :(

>>394804

I bought a 30m ethernet cable. My dad said he'll help me nail it to the walls, I just hope my mum won't mind.

Do you think connecting directly to the router as opposed to using a homeplug will give a speed increase?

Stability is all I care about but more speed is always nice.

>>394803

>>394804

>>394806

There's that qt nose scrunch :33

>>394806

>>394807

Why does she always do that evil witch smile/laugh?

Will someone tell her it's unflattering pls.

>>394808

Feel free to drop her a tweet.

>>394809

And have Amandla start a hashtag about me? No thanks.

Why did you post an image that was literally just posted by someone else?

>>394807

classic Kiki

>>394808

careful, she might cast a spell on you

>>394810

I liked the look of it and it was to show you her perfect witch smile again.

>>394805

I think the ethernet cable's the best option. But, to be honest, I'm not sure what a "homeplug" is. Sounds sexual to me. :3

>>394806

Oh, that iconic "crazy" smile is as adorable as ever!

>>394813

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HomePlug

Sometimes called powerline adapters.

They send the internet through the electric wiring in your house somehow.

It's what I use now and have used for the last couple years but it's not always stable.

Hello.

>>394813

Guess all waifus have delightful expressions they are known for, Kiernans raised eyebrow being another example

>>394815

Hi. She has such lovely hair

>>394816

Hello. Yes she does.

>>394814

Hello you.

>>394818

Long time no see.

>>394820

Mhmm, way too long qt.

>>394814

It will be better than the powerlines

Good morning

>>394814

>>394827

Oh. I see.

>>394815

>>394826

Hi.

>>394816

I guess so.

Goodnight.

>>394829

Night night <3

>>394829

Good night.

>>394830

Good morning.

hey guys!

bye guys!

new /chloewebms/ in the general

>>394828

Hey

>>394829

Night

>>394832

Hey. See ya.

>when you wake up and there's still no Chloë presenting stuff at Jingleball vid out

>>394835

Hello.

>>394836

Hi! how is things?

>>394835

Life is suffering bestie

I feel like going to the beach. Think I'll invite some teen to go walk with me and maybe eat some ice-cream.

See y'all later.

>>394839

See ya.

>>394837

I'm watching Goosebumps.

>>394844

say what

helloooo

>>394847

Heya qt

>>394848

i have nothing to do today. are you ready for 11 hours of me?

>>394847

hay Elleh

>>394849

I'm sure i'll love every single moment <3

>>394850

hi k.

>>394851

you will. the antidepressants increase my endurance.

>>394845

It's the new Tri version of the Digimon Adventure theme song, Butterfly.

>>394847

Heya.

>tfw up all night playing a mediocre game that isn't even that fun

hi guys

>>394854

Hello.

>>394852

How're your painting classes going?

>>394854

What were you playing Ela?

>>394856

mad max

what are have you fellows been up to?

>>394853

hi to you too.

>>394854

i know that feel. i'm not finding any game fun right now.

>>394856

they are over for this year. they start again in March. i'm supposed to keep drawing and painting in the mean time, but knowing myself…

>>394857

I watched Goosebumps and played a bit of CS:GO.

>>394858

i was smart enough to steer clear of that one. but ive heard almost only good things about mad max and it's basically assassin's creed in the desert with cars and australians.

>>394859

what kind of games do you normally play when you're in the mood?

>>394860

i hope it wasn't too spoopy for bedtime

>>394857

Collect-a-thon max, iktf

>>394859

Oh :/

Y-You really should practise you know…

>>394861

It looked sooo fucingg baddd. I can't believe you spent money on that game.

>>394863

i trusted people instead of gameplay vids. i should have known better

>>394858

>tfw I actually enjoyed Fallout 4

>>394861

MMOs and FPSs. I've played virtually every MMO ever made, be it F2P, B2P, P2P, western, eastern, mainstream, obscure. I didn't play as many shooters, but they were a big part of my gaming history too. Nowadays I play Black Ops 3, Devilian Online and Tribal Wars 2 (a browser game). They are okay, but gaming for me is just not the same experience it was when i was younger and would so easily get lost in and enthralled by the games' worlds.

>>394862

i do know that….

>>394867

I remember you telling me about tribal wars. kind of reminded me of evony.

>gaming for me is just not the same experience it was when i was younger and would so easily get lost in and enthralled by the games' worlds.

i know that feel so goddamned hard and it hurts

Classy

Just Cause 3 is pretty fun. Kinda repetitive

>>394869

at least there's variety in the emergent gameplay in just cause 3. mad max is just driving around, hitting people and throwing jerry cans.

>>394867

Did you ever play Eden Eternal?

>>394870

S..sorry

>>394866

Hello.

>>394869

i'm afraid that style doesn't really suit her

>>394871

that is how i felt about shadow of mordor. i bought it because it got great reviews but i got bored after doing the same things over and over and over again.

>>394872

yep, and i enjoyed it for a while.

>>394874

Hey

>>394871

I'm enjoy it more than Mad Max

>>394875

This one?

>>394875

B A S E D

ayy lmao

>>394877

that is better. more urban.

>>394878

i can try to remember all the MMOs i've played and type down a list if you want. i'm willing to bet it's at least 60% of them.

>>394879

gamergate was right all along

Good night.

>>394881

Well there's always this to look forward too

>>394882

Night night

>>394881

Then by all means please do, you've piqued my interest

>>394882

night night

>when your waifu finds about your secret waifu

>>394842

>he doesn't invite his teen friends to eat ice-cream together

>>394886

>he has teen friends

hebechad ree

>>394883

is that some kind of nigger-chink hybrid at the end? science has definitely gone too far.

>>394884

alright, here we go. [inhales deeply]

EQ, EQ2, WoW, GW2, AQW, Aika, Aion, ArcheAge, Champions of Regnum, Club Penguin, Darkfall UW, Dofus, Drakensang Online, Eden Eternal, EVE Online, Fallen Sword, FF XIV, Flyff, Forsaken World, Grand Fantasia, Gladiatus, Landmark, Devilian, Lineage 2, LOTRO, Wakfu, Tera, MU Online, Neverwinter, Mythos, Order & Chaos Online, Perfect World International, Pirate King Online, PlaneShift, PlanetSide 2, PoxNora, Ragnarok Online 2, Realm of the Mad God, Rift, Runes of Magic, Shaiya, Tibia, Travian, Tribal Wars (1 and 2), Trove, Vendetta Online, War Thunder, Aardwolf, BatMUD, Sherwood, Wyvern, The Two Towers and Materia Magica.

probably forgetting quite a few though.

>>394888

Maybe I'm lying?

>egg white is sold in bottles in america

>>394889

>nigger-chink hybrid at the end?

SMH

Hey ppl!

>>394891

It's because the yolk is unhealthy.

The sugar they put in everything is fine. Deep frying butter is alright but yolk has cholesterol!

>>394891

makes says. Don't want to buy the eggs and waist yolks

>>394894

oh my god qg what are you doing to your mother tongue

>>394889

The guy might have been Samoan.

Probably not though. Samoans are usually extra large in both height and width.

>>394876

plz

>>394895

sorry I'm on the phone. hardly paying attention to the board. and dyslexia so shush rudeboy

>>394889

lmao could be

>>394897

sup perv

>this is a first

5:15am

welp, better go to bed

gn cutie pies

>>394898

Hey cutie. Nothing, Not going to job #2 so sitting around

>>394899

Nighttt

>>394899

night

>>394899

see you later

>>394897

i love how you always call me out when i use the n word but you ignore the actual neonazis and trump supporters

>>394904

Maybe because I expect better from you?

>>394899

night night

Japan? Russia? Australia?

>>394900

just wasting time with the guys?

>>394906

He's Aussie

>>394906

Yeah. pretty much. if he didnt call me to cancel, I would still be asleep! lol

>>394908

I know but damnnnnnn that who set. probably her best feet shot 2 lol

>>394907

ah right

>>394909

heh, i wish i was asleep

>>394905

DONT OPRESS THE THIRD WORLD COUNTRY GUY YOU FUCKING SCUM!

>>394905

you know i got my english vocabulary from 4chan. i am a pretty open minded person and my opinions on all kinds of things are always changing, but changing the way i talk is a lot harder. if i grew up on the modern day internet i would probably find that word super offensive lol.

>>394908

and shootings too…

qg what did you think of Chloë's Jingleball dresss?

>>394889

I've played like half of those you listed.

Don't you ever get bored of the MMO formula though? It died out for me a couple of years ago and i could never pick one up again properly

>>394914

yeah i did. but i never liked single player games.

>>394911

Lmao, I'm not!

>>394910

Me 2. but bleh.

>>394912

Lol I don't mind it. I know you were only joking. It was just funny that that was the first thing I read when I opened the board. and I know chan lingo so I expect to see it here. as long as I don't read qg is a nigger, I'm fine lol. But really, the neonazi's and "trump supporters" as you put it I don't mind either because they have their own reality and they are free to live in it and I hope they have a prosperous life while they do.

>>394913

You know, seeing it up close, it's not as bad as I first saw. If it was a more complete outfit, I would like it. the part that looks like its a bra just sees so silly to me

>>394915

They aren't top tier. No Rowan or Kiki or Hailee but I would still stare at them all day lol

>>394914

>>394916

I've never MMOed but me and my friends wanted to play TORtanic but then we didn't because it seemed like garbage once the actual gameplay arose. I don't like paying subscriptions in particular and the MMO style gameplay never seemed very engaging.

>>394917

>QG is a nice guy <3

>>394919

>

>>394917

>because they have their own reality

shots fired

morning bros

>>394921

Lol, no drama plz :P

>>394922

Hey! You reminded me. I better go enjoy all that new Kiki! inb4 lewd

>>394920

:D

>>394922

ah bonza m8

>>394924

Lol I know that scene is Betty being a bitch to Sally but I just love Kiki reaction so much I can't stop watching it

>>394917

It is quite silly. I like the ribbon and bow tho

>>394919

>>394920

I had a good one but am too sweet and nice to poke fun tbh

>>394925

she could be a difficult child at times

tfw Kiki and Lexee probably have the same weight

>>394923

why are you telling me that? it was you who pulled the trigger

>>394925

I have some weirdly attraction thing with her teeth.

>>394926

there is something about it that I look at and can think I see what she finds appealing about it. She looks like a cowgirl lol. Definitely not her best outfit though

awww. see? that is real friendship!

>>394927

Lol she was. As much as I want kids, Idk if I could deal with Sally

>>394928

who would win in a wrestling match?

>>394922

Hi KiwiDaniel anything interesting happening in NZ lately it seems like America is always crazy and Canada has a goof of PM now and Europe's got its wave of immigrants happening what's going on down under and to the East?

>>394931

I think designers pay her to wear some of the wacky stuff she dresses up in.

>>394929

You started it! cute girl btw. I didn't have any argentina girls this time around at work. Not yet at least

>>394930

Like what do you think when you see them, Lillyb?

>>394932

In all seriousness, cuz Idk if you are left or right leaning and I don't really care either way but is the problem with your new PM is that he is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy 2 left? I like to think that I'm a realistic leftish but Idk if they have a category for me lol

>>394933

the worst fate a man can suffer

>>394933

Something along "she has really nice and white teeth, totally proportional and perfect to her mouth".

It's weird as fuck.

>>394931

she was adorable even when mad lol

>>394932

pretty relaxed here in NZ. Asian immigrants get blamed for pushing up house prices but no waves of people coming here like in Europe, benefit of being an isolated island nation

Lexee for sure.

Kiki doesn't have the stamina, those cotton balls she eats don't have many calories.

>>394935

I know. I really liked that one girl, even if she wouldn't give me the time of day if I asked her out. lol. Her accent was really cute. I might get some next month when the new batch comes in

>>394936

2weirdformi

Lol, understandable. JJ is known for her cute chipmunk teeth

>>394937

Ikr, how can you not want to say aww, okay you can stay in my office after her little temper tantrum

>>394938

Lmfao! you are crazy

>>394934

He's a millionaire nutcase who got voted in because he's pretty and his dad was famous. He appointed a fraudulent woman who lies about having a Nobel prize, doesn't know what smog is, doesn't have a science degree, wants to make decisions about medicine in Canada because she has the title of "doctor" because of her PhD in Geology, as his minister of science. This was part of his gender parity cabinet decision to arbitrarily have the same amount of men and women. He's already using a shit tonne of money to renovate the PM residence, and now is using tax money to pay for his kids' babysitters. He wants to bring in five figure numbers of refugees before the end of the year and more in 2016 which is of course just impossible to screen in that amount of numbers in that amount of time all for the sake of the usual pseudo-moral posturing. Pulled our jets out of supporting US in the Middle East. Tried to talk shit about Putin as if he was tough. Signed onto TPP and is also basically going to murder Alberta. Is gonna pay off the CBC even more to propagandize for him.

And he literally uses "Because it's 2015" as an argument. He is a meme that was voted in on his father's last name and "dude w33d le meow".

>>394937

At least there's no debate over whether the Asian immigrants are gonna blow everyone up I suppose. NZ seems so nice and not loud with cool hills and lakes and stuff.

>>394938

>>394939

Well… JJ is very cute indeed.

>>394940

Wow. okay well I feel dumb for thinking it was only about left and right. Yeah he doesn't sound so good when you talk about him like that lol. How long do you guys have him for?

>>394942

That she is. She does cute very well

>>394940

Government is watching some people with isis sympathies apparently but nothing crazy has happened here, its pretty laidback. Then again it only takes one person with a gun to change things

And then I said, "That's not my beer!"

KEK LEL

>>394944

I want to live there but you have to keep me safe plz

>>394945

AH HAHAHAHAHAHA! hey

>>394943

She is pretty much my perfect girl, except JJ has a horrible personality and makes terrible decisions.

>>394943

Only until Russia takes us over hopefully. I've already ordered a copy of Rosetta Stone Russian so I can be comfortable during and after the transition.

>>394944

It just takes one hobbit with a ring to fuck up all of New Zealand for a while.

>>394945

I don't get it hi

>>394947

dilemma huh? I would say I feel that way but her personality is understandable. Hating her personality would be like me hating the personalities of the waifuist here.

>>394948

Lol. with everything going on, I wonder where things will be in 5 years.

>>394946

always room for a another waifuist bro

>>394948

damn hobbits

>>394948

>>394946

aaaah, you just had to be there.

What's up?

>>394949

No dilemma. I save pics for their beauty, don't give a fuck about their personalities, unless it's to talk shit about them like we sometimes do about JJ being a bully and stuff.

I understand why she does lots of stuff I don't agree with, doesn't mean I'll agree because I get her point.

>>394950

yay! I'm gonna pack now! what is the job market like there??

>>394951

Lol doing good. hoping and praying I get to work and there is food there for me so that I don't have to spend money

>>394949

39,425,000,000km further in orbit around the galactic center apparently.

>>394950

>Pronouncing Vowels

lel

>>394951

Lazy saturday what is you up?

>>394953

>hoping and praying I get to work

We need to do some rewiring in your head

>>394949

>I wonder where things will be in 5 years.

it's amazing how fast things can change

5 years ago you'd struggle to find any article related to misogyny or racism outside of a small network of blogs that was largely ignored, and look at us now.

makes you wonder if the hordes of journalists writing about those issues nowadays actually cared about them before or they just want to be hip and get more hits for their articles…

sorry if i went off on a tangent

>>394955

Just got home from work with some Donuts and Coffee! I should buckle down and get some hw finished before the semester ends, but I got some GoT to catch up on

>>394959

>>394953

unemployment is 6%, minimum wage is about 9.85 US an hour, inflation rate has averaged about 2.7% since 2000

>>394952

b-but she isn't a bully! She just likes to banter in real life!

Lol okay good then though. and that is why I like you

>>394954

them legs hmm hmmm

>>394955

Lol As long as it's on a cool spaceship, I'm down!

>>394956

No bully plz

>>394957

the difference between now and then is the rise of social media. racism, misogyny, sexism, whatever was always out there but the media seems to grab hashtags as news now because the current generation feeds off of it. You are telling me that it's news that, for example, a black journalist complains about a diversity in a movie, starts a hashtag, 1,000 people agree, gets it trending and that makes it newsworthy? It's pretty silly when you think about it

>>394961

Hailee Steinfeld

>>394962

meh, i guess it could be worse

>>394963

Earth is our spaceship m8

>>394940

>Because it's 2015

Wtf did i just read.

Canada really fucked up this time bestie

>>394963

You like me because I don't agree with people?

>>394963

Its usually the other way around. I pray and hope I don't have work sometimes hahaha

>when you're waifu reaches out to you on the dance floor but you're on the other side of a computer screen

>>394965

I like to tell people that Canada is known for humour and we all elected Trudeau as a big inside joke.

>>394966

I like you because you can tell me stories about grinding with teen qts

>>394966

I like you because your grasp of waifuism isn't that far from my own

>>394964

I don't like that! I want a spaceship! or legit hoverboards. That is what I want in 5 years.

>>394967

I like work though. well not so much lately cuz there is money issues but I think it is all going to plan so I can make this job a career *evil laugh*

>>394963

Also we drive on the other side of the road to you guys. The correct side :P

I think alot of the trivial stuff in the media is just a distraction. The masses don't need to know whats going on, feed them more celeb news.

I say this whilst posting a celeb lol

JJ doesn't wear her seatbelt

>>394969

Good luck with that. If you love it go for it

>>394968

Chloë is an animal on the dance floor

>>394968

What if I stop doing that? Will you hate me then?

>>394969

Probably because I don't put the girls on a pedestal and because I have no waifu

>>394970

good thing you said correct side of the road

>>394970

PFFT! a beautiful perfect celeb though!

the trivial stuff is fluff. It's easier for us to take in something a celeb says over the hard hitting news

>>394971

mfw JJ is in NYC and I am sitting here talking to you guys!

>>394972

I love money. and I want more of it!

>>394973

true. I have my main three but I like so many girls. I must post them all!

>>394972

Clearly.

>>394973

It would be damaging to our relationship.

>>394974

yeah saying we drive on the left and that's the right side sounds a little confusing

>>394975

Only if you love doing what you're doing.

>>394976

I always have a good chuckle at that picture

>>394975

>he is not "coincidentally" meeting JJ right now

>>394976

I'm gonna stop all my teen activities and see if you keep me as a friend.

>>394963

yeah it was actually worse in the past but people didn't seem to care as much. or maybe they did care, and tried to tell people about it but nobody listened until recently. i don't know what was it exactly that sparked this flame. what i do know is that it was God's greatest gift to clickbait "journalists". i'm glad i found Dazed, they write about social issues, minorities and urban subcultures but they do it in a completely different tone compared to jezebel and its kin.

>>394979

>imploring me to believe that you can stop

>>394981

It's done, baby. Already stopped.

>>394978

Maybe. I'm just lucky that I do enjoy this job and what I make holds me over with what I spend.

>>394979

Shhh she is at some event. This is when I should be using my security skills and pretending to be her bodyguard

>>394980

Lately I've noticed that people are pushing against things like clickbait. I've read so many comments on FB implying that. It's to the point that I don't even have to click anymore because all I have to do it read the comments to know what the agenda of the article is. There is two sides to it. Maybe three? I remember back when FOX News said things like America isn't racist because we have a black president. It is that twisted reality that I find a joke when anyone could visit 4chan and see just how racist we really are. I wish things were more realistic instead of either sugar coated we are humans and we love each other or The world is ending! Hide your kids! Hide your wives!

>>394983

>hire someone to fake kidnap her

>save her

>take her on a magic trip in NY while running away from the fake kidnappers

>>394977

do you drive?

>>394975

get out there bro!

>>394984

Yiss! I like how you think!

>>394985

OKAY! But I will live tweet the ordeal!

>>394983

you don't even need to go to a chan. reddit or facebook are just as racist.

>>394982

Did you have to stop because you were getting an erbonon?

>>394983

South Park has hopefully satirized PC shit into the ground for a lot of young people that watch it.

>>394984

>hire someone to fake kidnap her

Haha yeah fake kidnap like just for a joke I mean I'd let her go after and let the kidnapper live and have my money so he could walk away as a loose end and then let her have her freedom again and risk her not wanting anything to do with me after saving her haha

>>394985

I do

>>394983

what do you do again?

>>394986

You didn't hire anyone tho. Missed your chance to have an adventure with JJ.

>>394988

>erbonon

A what?

You would've an adventure in NYC with JJ for hours that you would always remember.

Does it even matter with she doesn't ended up wanting you as a bf?

Also, you can always kill the kill you hired. Already committing crimes, one more wouldn't make that much of difference.

>>394991

>stupiddddd, didnt post the pic

>>394992

I know, don't remind me!

>>394986

i'm sure this will end badly…

>>394989

what do you drive?

>>394993

>"Wow Mr Grace, you've sure lost weight since last time, h-hey w-what is your hand there for! G-get off me, he..help!" Muffled screams

>>394991

But qg you just don't understand that you are oppressed and these PC people are crusading on your behalf!

>>394992

Erectionbonerhardon.

And I wasn't necessarily talking JJ just subjects of this in general. I think for my money and effort I'd take the guarantee of further time with the subject of this ploy and making her have me as her bf tbh.

>>394991

what's the highest position you can get out of it?

>>394991

I goto reddit for my warshipporn but I don't post there, just save me some warship pics

>>394994

'93 JDM Eunos roadster, aka MX5 aka Miata

Inb4 hairdresser, homo etc etc. Also have a R32 Skyline that my sister is using

>>394997

Why don't you lend the miata to your sister and drive the skyline?

Do you know how many people i would gladly murder so i could drive one of those sexy beasts?

none, because murder is wrong. but you get the idea

>>394995

It's all about the journey m8, not the destination.

>implying I give a shit if I get a boner

I just keep dancing and she feels it. Don't care~

>>394994

If I stop tweeting. Just know it's your board and you have to run it! :P

hehehehe shhh

>>394995

I wish they wouldn't. How can I be on the side of things like #BlackLivesMatter when there are idiots behind the cause making me look awful by association??

>>394996

That is the thing, there wasn't any higher position. But I was the first in this position and as you know, 6 months in, I got a raise over everyone else. I am just good at connecting with people and I hope that I can continue up so that they see how necessary I am and put me in the office

>>394997

you and your weird hobbies :P

>>394997

damn bro, pretty sweet set up. I wouldnt mind either. but ive got a mk5 golf

>>394999

I'm more about getting to the vacation destination not sitting on the cramped plane for six hours getting there to be honest, family.

And what does she do when she feels it tho?

>>395000

and you like this job right?

>>394998

the R32 is the 4 door 2 litre base model & she has kids. Mazda is cheaper to run and more fun to drive tbh

>>395000

waifus and warships lol

>>395001

Mine is this model

>>394993

You should start planning that kind of stuff so you are prepared when someone goes to NYC.

>>395002

>he travels in a cramped plane

Just get your private jet and go, dude.

Pretends that she didn't feel it or get even more grinding.

>>395000

YES! in charge of the crazies :p

>>395004

looks pretty sweet man

>>395002

My very lewd cousin says she likes it when she's dancing or sitting in a guy's lap and feels it.

>>395004

>more fun to drive

I highly doubt this but i'll take your word for it NZbro

>>395003

Si. A lot. It combines a lot of thing I like. Free food and getting to talk and look at cute girls lol

>>395004

Well, I guess that isn't so bad. one of the old bros would have liked you. He was into tanks and other army related stuff

>>395005

I know. I don't pay attention to my waifu like I did 2 years ago.

>>395006

Good luck. You will need a lot of patience or a lot of liquor!

>>395008

Why is that? Did you get a lady friend?

>>395005

But in this example your private jet is the guy you hire to do the kidnapping and then have to kill so you then have to destroy your private jet once you're at your vacation destination. Why set your vacation destination free after you've spent so much time and trouble getting there instead of staying there forevs or at least until authorities find you and you kill yourself and your vacation destination so you can truly be together forever afterwards and no one can take it away from you?

Does she want to s-stimulate you with her grinding too? Are all these qts you dance with consciously trying to get you off with their hips?

>>395007

Y-your cousin talks to you about liking how dudes dicks feel? You must be very close!

>>395009

Nope. I think just living life a little more. Escaping the depressive state I was in when I was first waifuing. Basically distractions

>>395010

that is what I'm thinking!

>>395010

No. The private jet is the adventure, the guy is the airport.

No and no.

>>395010

We're pretty close, we live pretty close to eachother and when we were younger my aunt and my cousins moved in with us for about 2 years due to her getting divorced. We've always had strong bonds.

Don't turn this into something lewd for the love of god

>>395011

>

>>395006

Has a hardtop too. Golfs are pretty fun to drive also, I've worked in the automotive industry so I've driven alot of cars. Favourite car I've owned was a '64 Cadillac Coupe deVille

>>395007

Less likely to kill yourself in a MX5 compared to an R32

>>395008

Have more waifu pics than warships. I save alot of stuff lol

>>395013

That is true. I guess that is also why people waifu then lol

>>395014

Lol, who else do you like besides Kiki, I'm forgetting if you posted others

>>395012

Are the police the TSA agents then? What is the pilot and flight attendants? What is the in-flight meal?

Also thanks for another story about grinding with teen qts!

>>395013

You are my bestie I wouldn't lewd you! But it is pretty lewd that your cousin wants to discuss how much she enjoys the feeling of the d…

>>395011

>living life

What a fucking waste of time!

>>395016

But it's a story of the past. This already happened, I said I'm not going to do stuff anymore from that moment onward.

Not like I'm rewriting the past.

>>395008

As long as you love it

>>394984

>hire someone to fake kidnap her

What if they decide to actually kidnap her and you can't save her?

>>395017

Is not! I'm happier now than I was a year ago so something must be going right!

>>395018

We will see in the next year. 3 years is always when I tend to get tired and want to leave

>>395014

Are you saying we're supposed to not kill ourselves?

>>395015

>

I wasn't aware you used to be a S A D B O Y though.

Many hugs to you QG, i know what it's like

>>395016

We just don't discriminate and talk about any subject mate.

I'm good at making them laugh so any thing they throw at me they know i'll be able to make something funny out of it.

>>395008

well ive got one of the two!

>>395014

its fun for what im used to. was it a 3/5 door?

>>395021

that pic looks familiar…

>>395017

Doesn't matter to me I get the same satisfaction from it whether it happened today or ten years ago m8 dunno why you thought stopping your qt grinding would do anything to diminish my gratification. pls share more

>>395015

too many to list lol but Kiernan is always number 1. Like classic waifus also

>>395021

probably should point out my R32 is also a non turbo auto which obviously cuts the fun factor

>>395022

I think most of the golfs I've driven were 5 doors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Z4l7ZLyQc

WUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>>395019

Plan in advance, be armed. Be there when it happens (as you'll have to fake save her anyway).

>>395020

Probably because you don't know anything about fun and is having fun the wrong way.

>>395021

Chloe (is she 3.0 or 4.0? there are so many Chloes!) is so cute there.

I like to say I tried to act like I wasn't but there was definite sighs of depression I was ignoring. Thanks though ;)

>>395024

Ah ok, and I like a lot of those girls in that pic 2 lol. would be cool to get all the ones we like in a pic like that. and I don't even mean photoshopped. Gene is very pretty. I dont know many classic waifu

>>395020

then what will you do after that?

>>395024

Is this the spot the robot(s) game?

Chloë is so qt when she's doing things I wish I could do things with her.

>>395025

>Songs to Make Love To

>>395025

ummmmmm……lol

>>395026

How should I be having fun?

>>395028

Idk yet. I don't even know what I'm doing tomorrow. literally actually. I have off but they might want me to come in lol. I can't speak for next year or the next

>>395030

>I wish I could do things with her.

l kid But am I? I am. Or am I? I am though But really

>>395022

Shamelessly stolen from a couple of threads ago.

I suppose you were the OP? :P

I didn't even know who this girl was so thank you for posting her :3

>>395025

Sick beat

>>395027

How many are there??

I'm only aware of 3

>>395031

You think they'll make you head hancho of the other guards?

>>395033

don't use that word! Tswizzle will sue for copyright infringement

>>395027

I don't know alot of classic ones either tbh, have a few from classic movie star threads on /hr/

>>395033

>

>>395034

nah, I know it will never get to that. But I like that I am the only person trusted to deal with residents and Idk how or when I can turn that into something but the second I can, I will!

>>395024

sorry i meant the '67

mines a 3 door. bit like this but less bashed and with the lights tinted

>>395033

lmao, its nice to see it around. its Chloe Bennet

>>395032

Stevman you could probs walk up the street and do things with Chloë! If you started playing music shows she might even show up at one she likes to go to lots of sort of underground music things in LA.

>>395038

You can't count Chloë with the other Chloes though the umlaut completely changes the name!

>>395039

I had a '64 virtually identical to this one except mine had wire wheels

>>395037

ah well some like Grace are gorgeous so it's understandable.

>>395040

Sorry! I didn't see that in the rule books!

>>395041

sorry my mistake. but damn that is nice

>>395035

Oh boy, now i've done it

>>395038

I don't think i've ever seen that girl. The more you know

>>395038

Do you think It'll happen? has anyone else been given such a promotion before?

>>395040

I've played gigs before back in highschool when I was in this weird midwest emo/math-rock. Played at a few venues down in Anaheim and on Sunset. Some good fucking times too

>>395042

Marilyn is another favourite

>>395043

yeah wish I never sold it but I needed the money, such is life

>>395045

Once you're done being busy with your crazy busy school schedule and begin taking over the LA music scene and Chloë finally shows up at one of your shows in some cool club somewhere remember to tell her about this cool guy named ChlondikeBar you know from an internet imageboard dedicated to posting pictures of celebrities you're obsessed with and try to set me up. Also like Sunset Strip or somewhere on that entire long Sunset Boulevard? Playing somewhere on Sunset Strip sounds really fancy for high schoolers.

>>395044

The last one is Chloe Lukasiak from Dance Moms. Reperv and K posts here sometimes

>>395045

Within the building? yes. through security, no. but again we are talking about guys that have been there 5-7 years, never got a raise compared to me who got one in 6 months. Basically they feel I'm less replaceable than they are

>>395046

I question it everyday. Lucky for me my car is worth very little, maybe £3-4k and I'm financially sound atm so its okay on that front

>DESIGNATED

>>395046

Sue Lyons is pretty much mine I'm sure I mentioned. MM has her moments :P