/waifuist/ - Waifuist

First

>>395457

thread of Elagabalus.

>>395460

First post

>>395454

Nice thread fam

>>395462

Good morning.

>>395462

you're very kind. i was going to make the theme waifus with animals but i could barely find any that fitted :(

how are you today M?

>>395463

Mornin'

>>395464

Just woke up so still kinda sleepy. Don't know what i'll be doing today.

How about you Ela?

>>395462

>>395465

Hey guys

>>395466

had my brother and some people around my house for dinner. it was ok. so same ol' same ol' i guess.

>>395467

Hi.

So I decided last night I'm going to stop being an autist when it comes to sexuality, particularly where waifus are involved.

I don't care how much my brain screams retarded thoughts at me, I'm just going to ignore them, like I do with my OCD thoughts. Come to think of it, there's probably an element of my obsessiveness involved in my waifu autism. Oh well.

Maybe I can actually stop being mad all the time.

/blog

>>395470

❤

>>395470

Be lewd with monitors instead.

Good night.

>>395470

>slava

>being reasonable

Am I in bizarro waifuist?

>>395473

Goood niiiight!

>>395470

If you're serious about having fun for a change then you have my unreserved support.

>>395473

good night dvt

>>395473

What's this? A dvt going to bed early? Dun dun dun!

>>395470

Goodluck I guess.

Goodnight everyone. ♥

>>395454

So… a kiki only thread?

>>395479

>

>>395480

Git a wheel waifu

>>395478

Night

>>395478

gn jojo

>>395478

Night Jo

>>395471

>>395472

>>395474

>>395475

>>395476

>>395478

Thanks friendos. ♥

Good night Jo. ♥

>>395485

You are welcome;

>>395486

Raffey looks so good there. :3

>>395487

Raffey looks good everywhere all the time.

>>395488

This is true.

>>395489

>ywn meet a girl with a personality as good who is just as cute as Raffey

sadness :(

>>395490

No feels. Only dreams.

You will find your special one.

♥

>>395490

i believe that feel is known as no lgf

>>395491

Why do you think that? The chance of it happening are low as fuck so why pretend everything will be fine when it won't.

>>395492

More like no rgf because not all lgf are the same.

>>395493

Because hope is what keeps us alive!

>>395494

No. It's what makes some people don't kill themselves but I'm a realist so I don't like to pretend some magic thing is going to happen when it most likely won't.

>>395493

well i think a bribri gf would be pretty neat

i-i-if i were a sicko of course, heh

>>395495

i think if anyone here has a chance of living the dream, it's you

>>395495

You never know what's around the corner.

>>395470

>>395485

>>395487

>>395489

>>395491

>>395494

>>395498

I'm gonna go to bed now. Please cheer up Lillyfu.

Good night. ♥

>>395499

I love you too. <3

>>395496

I don't know much about bribri tbh so I can't comment on that.

>>395497

Nobody is going to live the dream. We'll live bitter lives until the very end.

>>395498

But I know what isn't: lgf.

>>395500

goodnight slava

please stay cheered up

>>395500

Good night

>>395501

dancing is a great way to mingle with young raffey-likes and share common interests. you should go into your ballet classes with optimism but caution. You never know what might happen.

>>395500

did our discussion about the girls' bodily functions have anything to do with this? if it did, i'm glad i could help lol.

sweet dreams.

>>395504

Dancing is a way to mingle with young girls. The chance that there is a raffey-like girl between them is slim as fuck.

>but caution

What? Why?

>>395506

they might not have a cute rp accents but they might be very classy and sweet lgs nonetheless

>>395506

>What? Why?

the p word

>>395507

Not even about the accent. The word here is "might" as in there is a CHANCE they are but they probably aren't so no reason to even care about it.

>>395508

W-what is the p word?

>>395509

well ballet is about the classiest sort of dancing there is. at least worth holding on to a little bit of hope.

>>395470

Embrace the degeneracy

>>395509

maybe he means pedo

>>395512

We've already embraced you

>>395510

That makes sense. I'm holding you responsible if my expectations are not met.

>>395513

Why should I be cautious of pedos?

>>395515

What does that mean?!

>>395514

No you haven't

I've yet to get an offer to join your fancy steam group

>>395517

We both know you wouldn't join mr.

>>395516

one who has a preference for younger grills

>>395518

That's not very embracing

>>395519

And why do I need to be cautious of them?

>>395521

If only I had steam

>>395523

Just wait for steam sales come christmas and find a game that looks gewd. They're cheap as fuck. That's if you want to play games/use steam at all.

>>395522

more like caution that you'll be labled one

i need to complete my anime homework and go to sleep.. good night friends. lilly i hope you'll start feeling cheerier soon.

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fuck me

>>395525

I used to have constant contact with some 8~11 year olds and the only thing everyone saw when I was talking, hugging and kissing their foreheads were "oh, he is so cute with kids".

I'm not even a pedo so there is no problem. I just think little girls are cute.

>>395524

I like games, just not Gabe

>>395522

Have you tried to get with that dancer girl yet?

>>395526

Good girl. Goodnight mr eleag.

>>395526

Night night Ela

>>395527

Star citizen is a scam mate, i give it a year before it crashes n burns

>>395526

Night~

>>395529

What dancer girl? And no.

I don't wanna get with anyone. I'm fine by myself.

>>395528

>I'm not even a pedo so there is no problem. I just think little girls are cute.

>>395531

What makes you think it's a scam? Development seems to be going pretty well so far.

>>395533

I'm being serious dude. They are cute in a non-sexual way.

No pedo.

>>395535

You like them. They are girls. Men want to have sex with girls they like. It's really not that complicated. Don't delude yourself.

>>395536

That's totally wrong. But maybe that's how you see the world so you wouldn't understand or believe if I tried to show how some other people see the world.

Not worth discussing. You are still wrong.

>>395534

A couple of months ago a few of his employees leaked some info about how the work is going on behind the scenes. It looked pretty grim.

He's been spending money in things not related to the game and in things that just stroke is own ego (hired several AAA hollywood starts for VA because he's a hollywood washout that failed at being a film director).

The employees also complained that for a game with that scale they were seriously understaffed and that if anyone that's working there asks about anything money related (like getting more staff) they're on the fast track to getting fired.

I think he'll keep the illusion going for as long as possible and then deliver on a half finished product, which is very sad since i was quite hyped about the whole thing

>>395535

ok buddy:)

>>395532

Some young dancer you mentioned.

You would know better than I

>>395536

Some people would call that projecting

>all these good waifus itt

>>395542

>>395545

Only the dads

>>395546

I-is that female privilege in action??

>>395541

Nope. I'm not getting with anyone, not even trying to.

>>395544

>>395540

>everything cute is also sexual

So wrong

>>395548

For pedos cute and sexy are the same thing

>>395549

maybe FOR YOU

Hello all.

who /waifu/ here?

>>395551

Neither are the other kids. I'm talking about how other parents will compliment other people's children/babies calling them cute.

>>395550

That's a big accusation

>>395552

we all waifu

>>395552

hello occasionally

mfw someone posting Lauren on /sp/

>>395554

I see no denial. It must be true.

>>395539

have you considered that they may be bitter because they lost their jobs? i'm willing to believe the management of the company is bad, but the first alpha is done and so far we have no reason to believe they're running out of funds.

>>395552

errybody

>>395553

those people dont invite kids to the beach or grind on them though

>>395558

takes one to know one, fgt

>>395559

It's a bit different when he knows them pretty personally I think.

>>395560

I din deny nuffin.

>>395549

I'm not a pedo tho.

>>395552

Waifu a shit!

>>395559

Teens and kids are different things.

>>395559

When your biggest money sink isn't spent on developing the actual game but on VA i would say that things will probably go sour.

Maybe it's just me being a pessimist though ~~

>>395552

Sorry, /bane/ here

you're free to believe whatever you want to believe :)

I believe Karlie is from another planet.

>>395565

A neighbouring planet from ASR's dwarf planet?

>>395566

Yes

>>395567

I wonder if their diplomatic relationships are in order.

>>395568

The storyline about Karlie bullying ASR at school had potential.

Do you guys use reddit? What are the best sub-reddits to subscribe?

>>395569

Was she short bullying ASR? At least ASR showed her in the ass department.

>>395570

Never liked it. Layout is turrible and i hate le upboat system.

>>395569

ASR would knockout Karlie with 2 hits mate what are you talking about.

If anything ASR bullied Karlie because Karlie is abnormally tall

>>395570

for lewd things mainly, yes

>>395571

Constantly taking ASR's belonging and putting them on high shelves, hiding her towel while she's in shower…

>>395573

The only thing ASR could manage is a cheap shot at Karlie's knees/vagina

>>395575

That's mean. I always knew Karlie was mean, but that's just too far.

Karlie is a big bully.

>>395570

r/AskAnthropology

r/AskHistorians

r/DepthHub

r/dwarffortress

r/lewronggeneration

r/MorbidReality

r/rpg

r/TumblrInAction

>>395575

We need to call those two and ask them to settle this so i can show you how wrong you are

>>395578

We need to register her as an alien. How does Tswift deal with her aggressiveness?

>>395572

>>395574

>>395577

Thanks

>>395579

By taking it in the ass

>>395579

she probably just submits

or hiding behind a curtain

>>395578

Aliens don't erase your memory silly the men in black do

>>395580

Wow. Karlie really is aggressive.

>>395581

Domestic Violence against women is caused by tha patriarchy you know?

>>395583

There's just no reasoning with Karlie while she's in a breeding state

HELLO

>>395586

Hey Boss

>>395574

Tell me everything about this girl plz anon!!!!!

>>395587

Hey M, how goes it?

hi

>>395588

Chill sunday, watching some streams. How about you?

>>395589

Heya mate ~~

>>395586

It's me…

>>395589

hi

>>395586

The set just keeps getting better and better.

>>395589

Heyyy

>>395590

Youtubey, living by my heater lol

>>395591

Lol, I knew it was coming :P

>>395592

You don't lie my friend!

>>395591

>>395590

>>395593

hey guys. What's up?

>>395593

Oh, are winters very cold in nyc?

>>395594

Just watching some streams. How about you mate?

>>395596

bought some new speaker wire cause I lost sound in my turntable set up. So I'm trying to figure out what the problem is. But the speaker wire isn't solving the problem

>>395594

Nothing much. just relaxing

>>395595

Nice

>>395596

yes, I mean it's cold atm but it's not horrible. I just like being warm during the winter, if that makes sense. Like I like the hot chocolates, and hot showers when is cold. Summertime it's just being hot and sweating all the time lol

Lexee btfo

>>395599

It's all we need in this wrecked world :P

>>395600

Lol awww

>>395600

>that thing's ancestors were wolves

>>395603

>mfw

>>395602

>>395603

Have you two hated Chloe from the start?

>>395605

oh that, I wonder if that is from Schoolgirl Report

>>395605

You know I'm the most judgemental waifuist there is. Sometimes my critical views are justified, sometimes they aren't. We haven't seen any genuinely unpleasant behavior from Chloe yet but there is just something about her that puts me off.

Interesting webm btw.

>>395607

Who is one person you aren't put off by?

>>395609

>I am a member of a secret internet girl cult

JJ confirmed for posting here

>>395610

Lol, then which one of us is JJ??

>>395611

Who's to say we're not ALL JJ?

>>395612

I'm not a trashy blonde

>>395611

Probably ellehu tbh, it all fits

>>395612

Deep bro, deep

>>395608

I don't think I've ever been disappointed by ellen. And that is really impressive considering that she was my first waifu. She is not as pretty as she used to be, especially compared to my other waifus who are mostly models, but she is an angel.

>>395612

2deep4mi bro. 2deep

>>395613

That's something JJ would say! M is JJ!

>>395613

>"excuse me mister?

>>395613

That's such a trashy blond thing to say.

goodnight you faggots

>>395616

>>395618

>that moment when you're trashy blonde-kin

Feels bad mates

>>395617

You heard me right, no go back into the trailer and get some sleep

Question for JJ:

Why did you stop being friends with Chloe and Lexee?

>>395619

Goodbye Jordyn, you narcissistic hoe

>>395614

He does always speak his dislike of her. This must be all apart of his plan

>>395615

Hmm, okay, I wasn't sure how you would answer that question but you picked well

>>395617

>>395619

Should have already been asleep! Night

>>395619

bai nao

>>395619

see you later

>>395623

Not just that, but general bitchiness

>>395620

<33 sorry bro

>>395621

How do we know they were ever really truly friends and not just co-workers that tolerated each other?

>>395626

oh sheeet

>>395627

I wonder if this is the same company fat Nat modeled for?

>>395628

Was her shoot for Popmania? cuz this one was

>>395623

I feel like you're the only person on this board who is willing to deal with my internal conflicts.

>>395630

Cuz I am! :P and because you are a very interesting person to me

>>395631

Yeah I guess it sucks for the rest, because I'm not leaving yet.

>>395633

Plz. no one wants you to leave but I kinda see a bit of myself in you probably. Like Smiley and Slava, except we don't argue everyday lol

I'm on to you, "natalie".

>>395633

>>395630

I think you're underestimating how much i like you Comrade.

You can talk to me about anything mate <3

>>395635

Lol

>>395636

Stop trying to still Ellehu from me!

>>395633

You annoy me sometimes, as does everyone else, with some comments

JOEY FORCING DOG TO BE JEWISH

>>395638

FUCKING DROPPED

>>395638

What kind of comments annoy you?

>>395639

Drop her or the dog?

>>395642

Damn Jews though right

>>395640

Not just you but when people are mean or belittle each other and their 'waifu'

>>395643

B-but what else would there be to post about??

>>395643

Doesn't that fall under the category of banter?

>>395643

She couldn't even make them herself?

Chans have traditionally been where people go to be mean because they don't want to be mean IRL. But personally I double dip.

>>395644

>>395645

There is banter, and being a dickhead

>>395646

Don't have to when you have all those Shekel's

>>395648

Oh I don't disagree there

>>395647

How mean are you in real life?

>>395647

but you never double dip. That's mean

>>395649

Is there a rating system?

>>395650

Makes sense, then.

>>395651

what if I want some dip too? Then I gotta have ellehu germs all up in my dip

>>395651

daww, I hate oatmeal but that is so cute. 1-10 10 being the highest amount of hate, I mean kicking babies, cursing out the elderly, just for fun

I had some crab dip the other night.

It wasn't very good. Too much cheese and not enough crab.

>>395653

Her nose looks weird in the middle one

>>395654

Was it imitation or the real deal?

>>395653

I don't know tbh.

>>395655

probably lighting and photoshop

>>395657

Ah, but I just wonder if we hung out, would I have to constantly excuse your behavior?

Ellehu's a good boy, he dindu nuffin.

>>395658

N-no

>>395656

It was real crab. But it's snow crab season, so it was pretty average.

King > Dungeness > Snow

>>395659

Hey Jet, Nice Nicola, Ellehu is not a goodboy!

>>395660

See! The boops look fine there

>>395663

Would you do better?

>>395664

Where are you getting these pics from?

Not a fan of the claws

>getting this enriched

>>395661

Ah. I'm not a big crab fan but King is definitely my favorite.

Bad waifus are more fun

>>395667

No! Bad waifus are bad

>>395664

Prove it. Link me one time he was mean to someone.

>>395666

You seem more like a shrimp guy to me.

>>395667

>>395668

>>395667

Bad waifus can't be pure, though.

Who dresses this child

>>395665

I'll have you know I graduated high school with zero (0) penis inspection day infractions.

>>395669

I do eat more shrimp than crab but I'm not a huge seafood eater either way.

>>395672

>child

>>395668

>>395670

Come over to the bad side

>>395671

Nobody is pure

>>395672

Cute hat, those boots just look ridiculous on her though

>>395673

>penis inspection day

Best day of the year

>>395665

I'm not at liberty to tell ya. and yeah, I really wish she wouldn't wear them

>>395667

There's my guy!

>>395669

My lawyer said I don't have to answer that

>>395672

but that hat is so cute! and I know where she is and I'm not standing there!

>>395677

♥

How're you doing bro?

>>395676

I'm fine over here. Thanks though

>>395676

Prove it.

>>395673

I never seemed to pass those

>>395675

;)

>>395676

They do

>>395677

Pls Mr G

Seems shes survived new York and hasn't went missing

>>395676

NO!

What does being bad entail anyway?

>tfw penis was always too short for the nurses to inspect properly

>>395678

Doing good. waiting on my friend to call so I can go find JJ…..I mean hang with him

>>395681

Not yet!

>>395683

N-nice outfit

That sounds like youre upto something…

>>395682

Did they have to bring out heat packs so it'd come out of the pubus?

>>395684

y-yes it is and no Im not!

>>395685

It's Australia, it's always hot, so no. They just made a rough guess.

>>395688

Lol

>>395679

Did you see this? I saved it for you

https://www.instagram.com/p/-2aZZgnyzc/?taken-by=eefjah

>>395680

Everybody has bad thoughts

Elle might be the exception though, I think she's part angel

>>395682

Sex, drugs and RnB

Did they have to stimulate it before inspecting?

>>395683

haha, I saw she was in NY atm. You got your camera at the ready?

>9

>>395690

>Sex, drugs and RnB

>RnB

Yes, but it only got up to one inch ;_;

>>395690

>Lauren cosplay

>>395690

Always bro. my cell will never leave my hands!

>>395686

:o

I better go to bed ❤

>>395690

that's a really good outfit. Very cute

>>395694

night qtpi

>>395694

Night

>>395687

I bet it was because of all the abo nurses you have. Can't perform in those kind of conditions.

>>395690

I knew you'd see it my way. Elle and Lily Mo are the pure exceptions.

>>395694

G'night.

>>395689

>middle pic

>Hand over your lunch money punk

>>395691

Welcome to 2015

Thats a shame, I guess you were just a little boy

>>395692

Sjokz is so hot

>>395693

Where are you going with your friend?

>>395694

Night ♥

>>395695

Cool that sjokz is a Chvrches fan

>>395698

I want to you to know, dirty foreigner that you are. I have never met a single abo, not even a half blood. We did gud with the genocide thing

>>395698

>Lilly Mo

No way!

>>395699

Trudeau pls leave

y-yeah

>>395699

didn't know that either. Very surprised to hear that

>>395700

Not even at the gas station?

>>395699

JJ is the lead of The Plastics in Mean Girls :P

Manhattan to eat

>>395704

Nope. There are lots of shitskins here, but no abos. Australian has more muslims than we have abos, and there aren't many muslims.

>>395700

B-but my local rabbi said all Australians have a bit of abo blood in them.

>>395701

>

That feel when no photo booth with Chloë.

>>395707

What a coincidence, my rabbi told me that America is a melting pot of ethnicities and cultures. He said all Americans had some negro and native blood.

Good morning.

>>395702

Not before I legalise all drugs

Now girls gasp at its girth?

>>395703

They are pretty popular in Europe, probably more so than US

>>395705

Nice, I had Chinese today. What you getting?

Another terrorist attack on the tube yesterday. Some guy stabbed 3 people but no one died luckily.

>>395707

She is a master of deception

>>395710

Morning ♥

>>395711

Hello.

>>395710

Hey

>>395711

Terrorist attack or some batshit crazy dude? Cuz ppl get stabbed every day in NY

And it's probably gonna be a diner we like to go to

>>395710

Hello dvt

>>395711

And let in a billion mudslimes?

I-if by gasp you mean "Oh, God, that is small!"

How have you been recently, anyway?

>>395709

He's right. Trump is the only true aryan left.

>>395710

Morning.

>>395712

None of the videos have gotten me in the vlogmas spirit, to be honest.

>>395716

Damn, you have all those young Ivanka pictures.

>>395714

>>395715

>>395716

Hello.

>>395716

You better for Trump, boy

>>395714

>cat ears

:O

Yeah crazy dude. People get stabbed here every day too, its just he shouted For Syria or some shit and stabbed innocent people in a station. It worrys me though, when you and your family use the tube all the time.

I need you to get snapchat so I can see NY!

>>395721

There is a lot of new cat earred JJ though. Just look earlier in the thread. I posted a bunch

I never worry. When it's my time, it will be it. Terrorist want us to be fearful anyway. Frack that.

I'll think about it! lol

>>395718

I have some.

>>395720

I'll leave the house just for that.

>>395710

Hi dv

>>395715

Fuck that, im building a wall

I-its about how you use it right?

I've been ok. Fluctuating mood but im trying to stay focused and happy. A ton of work atm. Next week is last week of term, i'll be working all Christmas though. Its the final year though, so I want to go hard.

>>395723

Cool, will do

True, I'm not fearful, but it dwells on my mind what I'd do in that situation.

You're missing out on my sexy snaps tbh

>>395724

If he loses I'm gonna blame you

pls, you already leave the house

>jeez jethro, why don't you want my father to become president?

>>395726

Of course. Just be safe and don't say hi to people you don't know and look both ways before you cross the street, thank you

I see that I am! I', just waiting to build it up :P

>>395728

So that someone like you could one day point it out! Now I will stop!

>>395727

>there are people who actually do not want the man who seeded this piece to rule America

>>395728

We're all so timid and shy like our qt anime girls.

>>395722

Ok

>>395724

Nice

>>395728

Lag

>>395728

Its an anime thing. Gives you tone of voice in typing though.

S-sorry if it b-bothers you s-senpai

>>395729

You don't need to remind me Dad! Ugh!

>>395732

>Lag

lmao

>this fucking Pats game

>>395726

I heard from not especially reliable sources that Trudeau wants to make it easier for Mexicans to come into Canada, so even if Trump wins…

Y-yeah, how you use it, that's what I tell myself

Well, that's good. The working sound shit though tbh, but maybe that's just because I'm eternally indolent.

>>395728

AUTISM

U

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I

S

M

>>395732

That wasn't very committed…

Vote for Trump, commie

>>395727

I'll have you know that I leave the house on a rather irregular basis. I can go more than a few weeks indoors.

>>395728

We're just memeing, bro.

>>395732

I have some pics of Tiffany Trump, too.

>>395734

I do! Now go fetch me my beer!

>>395733

That's the qtest Lauren you've ever posted.

>>395736

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/justin-trudeau-formally-commits-to-lifting-visa-requirement-for-mexicans-1.3323013

>>395735

3 touchdowns given up without the defense being on the field. Not good.

>>395736

We'll see.

>>395737

Oh yeah?

>>395737

Ohh, I was under the impression you left all the time

>>395739

WHY did you elect him

>>395740

But you have all those guns, surely you won't be voting for Hillary

>>395740

Yeah.

>>395742

I don't have issues with leaving the house, it's just being a sort of a shut-in can be cozy.

>>395725

Good morning.