/waifuist/ - Waifuist

>"Looking for a good time hunny?"

y-yes

Guys, I think we can try making threads at 500 posts again.

>>397879

Hello.

>>397895

>"I don't know if you can afford all this"

>>397898

oh great now jordyn's trying to bully me here after months of ambushing me on /tv/ and making fun of my car. there is nothing wrong with an affordable automobile that gets great mileage.

>>397899

Do you have the money to afford a single night? I've heard her prices reach into 10k+

>>397900

who the fuck would pay 10k to fuck Jordyn?

>>397901

>"I guess i'll find another customer"

>>397901

Hey, Emps.

>>397900

that's an awful lot to pay for some boops and utterly loveless sex with an emotional black hole. i'd be very tempted to rob it back from her afterwards.

>>397904

Careful. I've heard her pimp is pretty meticulous about the night after.

She'll love you like she's her old chink bf for a night.

>>397902

At least post pics of her when she was dressed like an actual streetwalker

>>397903

Hello

>>397897

>>397906

That's restricted for the bedroom!

>>397905

no sale, harpy!

also hello lusty, hope you are well

>>397909

>"your loss"

>"dollar for a whiff, mister"

>>397913

Talk about value for money.

>>397913

how long have you been into francesca for lb?

>>397915

since she became legal posting age of course, 11.5

>>397916

So bella is confirmed dropped?

Guess who passed their maths degree exam

>>397918

The girl who was sitting next to you in the exam?

>>397918

congrats

>>397918

Yay!

>dropping these pink feets

>>397922

It must be the red hair you're into. Bella, now Francesca. You must surely like Larsen too.

>>397918

Cheers lad!

i want to lick laneya's eyes tbh

>>397925

T-that's something i've never heard before. That's a weird fetish.

>>397926

i want to know if especially pretty ones taste different to ugly ones

found a great little website btw

http://tmkmagazine.com/

>>397927

That's… still pretty weird.

>>397928

ha ha. nice try AFP.

>>397923

you're prolly right

i used to have a little red haired girl of my own when i was younger too

we used to play together a lot and then she moved to ontario:(

>>397927

>>397928

i appreciate your bias towards hd images

where did you come from btw

>>397930

aww. That seems to me to explain the red hair. Missing that childhood friend. To be fair red hair is so pretty on the right person.

No wonder you're partial to young bella.

>>397929

i had a great picture to de le hilarious bane meme in response to this but it was too big to post

>>397931

i used to post in the banji threads ages ago as anon. i remember you from there because you always had fun lewd bantz

>>397933

>too big too post

This pleases me

>>397932

redheads have a delicateness about them that i really like but can't explain properly

>>397935

it's because they are sensitive to sunlight, except bella because she's naturally a strawberry blonde

>>397936

more like naturally brunette

>>397937

G'luck.

>>397933

ahh good times

someday i will post more there, when it becomes the funpost general it used to be pre 2012

#makeamericagreat

>>397940

>pre-2012

you're getting /tv/ confused with /banji/ sillyhead

>tfw alone in a thread

>>397939

Not till January. Got quite a few exams then

>>397943

Some have things to do ;)

>>397943

w-why is she looking at me like that

>>397944

b-b-but im feeling needy ;__;

>>397945

>'look in my eyes, LB'

Hello.

>>397948

>Hey Lilly, when are you taking me to the beach?

>>397947

i'd love to look deep into those eyes while i'm deep into her

>>397949

>Do I even know you

>>397946

I'm afraid I can't help ❤

Interesting….

>>397953

Having fun with valve's latest fuckup?

>>397948

Hi.

>>397954

It's freakin' hard to use.

>>397954

what did they do this time?

>>397955

Hello.

>>397960

why don't they mostly stick to the original cs weapons? i thought that game was more or less balanced properly

>>397962

They more weapons so they can make more money on people buying cosmetics.

>>397962

But Ela, more weapons means more skins which means more money!

I don't know what was going through their minds, all i know is the pros are really pissed about this

>>397963

>>397964

i should have known really

>>397963

And they will end up removing it and all the money will go to waste^^

lost pistol round,fuck echo buy full armor + this shit revolver and 2 flash win 5 rounds straight . haven't even touched the fucking m4 I grabbed from the floor except very short range sprays. I am lem btw this was against supremes and other lem and eagles. Also compared to de you expect a nice sound from a fucking magnum it is very disappointing

i used to reskin all my guns and replace the sounds back in 2001/2

you mean you can't do that now?

I guess the 4:0 start was just luck. -_-

>>397960

Oh. So, that's why my M4 felt a bit different.

>>397967

not in valve servers and even back in 2003 it was not allowed in most somewhat serious servers coz people were going mad with that shit and gaining unfair advantage removing whole map textures. but it was fun downloading enhancement packs(made by some russian) back in 1.1 1.3 days that changed the scope, effects, the blood etc..

>>397969

is that larsen?

>>397969

imagine the smell in that room

>>397972

>that split at the end

>ywn have a whiff

>>397966

Did not understand a thing.

>>397973

ok then now imagine how mckayla's fish taco with her finger in it smells

>>397974

some things are not meant to be.

>>397974

i think it's swahili

>>397975

>fish taco

i'd like to marry this lg tbh

>>397977

bo ?

>>397976

why do little girls like to wear gloves?

>>397978

red hair in pigtails is so pure

Good night.

>>397980

they're street

>>397981

natti natti fam

>>397980

becoz fashion

>>397981

night d

>>397982

i thought it was for better grip like the driver and his steering wheel

>>397979

>>397985

l-l-lewd i think

>>397986

moe ?

btw i forgot to say hi to slavaboo

hi slava

>>397975

Thankfully because I have no idea what to even think.

>>397976

No.

>>397978

Sick pervert

>>397988

Better.

>>397989

Hi.

and hi to you too dutchbro

>>397990

rude

>>397989

her skin

it's soooo porcelainy

>>397993

a lot of it is makeup and lighting

>>397994

bed of roses

nice choice

>>397992

Not rude. It's just the truth.

>>397996

truth is rude

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/58018518#p58018518

found your thread slavaboo

>>397997

Then prepare to be ruded!

>>397992

hi Cutie Q

>>397991

ho ?

>>397999

who's that girl on the left?

>>397998

Some cuties in there.

Some necessary of being gassed.

>>398000

No.

>>398001

snek grill gf

better go to bed now if i want to have a hope of making normalfag sleeping hours work.

goodnight friendos

>>398004

pillow for you

>>398004

butt for you

>>398002

so ?

>>398004

good sleep

>>398006

nice pics

I like little girls, they make me feel so good.

>>398008

I can't believe that guy makes all the mainstream Hollywood jingles

>>398009

Isn't Hollywood supposedly filled with pedos?

>>398010

nah that's usually just what failed actresses say

>>398011

Lol. Fair enough.

>>398011

You tested out the new sick r8 and awful rifles?

>>398014

I missed yday though when it was bugged.But I played today

You just click before you peek and they die :D

That pistol is better at long range even at mid range :D

>>398015

Isn't it fuckin' sick. It's the wild wild west now. Awp in a pistol. Also goodluck spraying with a rifle now.

>>398017

Fuck people complaining at least it is fun :D I don't care about game balance almost single-handedly rushed long with it against other lems took out their awps from pit and from door.I use to like shotgun though this kinda makes shotgun obsolete.

Also sound is just weak

>>398018

It's pretty retarded when they're turning the game into luck instead of skill based. It's turning into COD.

The way it's going now everything will be luck.

>>398020

And you bitched at me massively when I complained about it being RNG based.

>>398021

Because it wasn't RNG based.

You'll be happy to know that now it is RNG based thanks to valve's shitty update.

>>398020

They'll probably nerf it until it's as useless as deagle.They prolly won't remove it because of all the skins they wanna sell.If they had seen the we'd still have the shield too imagine all the shield shekels

>It's turning into COD.

they said the same after 1.6 ^^

anyways playing now !

Does anyone have speech issues? like a stutter

>>398026

Nice Larsen feets.

>>398027

N-No.

>>398026

It'll be nerfed hard yeah. But the real problem is the rifles that they've ruined.

You know they have/had plans for a 'stun gun' that tethers two players together and locks them in place for a short period of time?

>>398027

Not at all.

>>398027

not at all why?

>>398028

not like that

>>398029

>>398030

I'm having some issues at the moment

>>398032

Oh. Sorry.

What's wrong m8?

>>398032

hopefully you aren't having a stroke :o

>>398032

You're only now just starting to have a stuttering problem?

Or is it something that's been throughout life?

>>398033

I think I'm getting a stutter (or have) and long pauses between words and stuff

>>398034

lmao, i hope not

>>398035

I've always had a little bit of trouble but lately its gotten progressively worse, to the point of people saying something

>>398036

Seems weird something like that would just suddenly develop. You should talk to your GP.

>>398036

That is interesting. From what i've read I believe it shouldn't worsen in adulthood; nor develop out of a small problem.

I believe there are steps you can undertake to try and lessen the problem; thinking more carefully before you speak.

I don't think there's anything you can do but try to be more self-aware of it. There's no meds to my knowledge that would help such a thing.

Does it worsen during times when you have to do speeches etc. where you might be more anxious?

>>398037

>>398038

like soon or see if it goes away?

I have been noticing alot more, I was on the phone earlier, they asked a question and just zoned out, trying to think, then had a conversation with my mam and she noticed and could tell i was getting frustrated.

Although it's not all the time. I'm quite chill these days

>>398040

If you're worried about it then no harm in seeing them.

>>398040

That certainly is strange.

I think you need to find some strategies that can help lessen your stuttering. A GP probably won't be any help at all, unless they can refer you to a speech pathologist. Which I don't know if you even need a referral for.

It would be just working on strategies that you can undertake constantly to be more self-aware of the way you talk.

>A GP probably won't be any help at all

So Slava, tell me what a GP can do beyond telling him strategies for his speech? They're general practitioners for a reason. You think too highly of them.

As I said a speech pathologist is best course of action.

>>398045

Who do you think refers him to a speech doctor?

Or tells him if he has anything to worry about in the first place?

I don't know about Australia, but here in the UK you go to a GP for everything.

Don't give out medical advice when you have a fundamental mistrust of all doctors. It's being a bad friend.

>>398042

>>398041

The thing with GP's in the UK is, you have to see them first, then they refer you if they think you have a problem

>>398029

that's just retarded

>>398040

get out and talk more or see a psychiatrist unless something is very wrong with your jaw mucles ( it can be related to number of things including liver disease ) it is probably psychological

>>398045

A good gp can give a good diagnosis and recommend the right specialist instead of you going from one doctor to another each telling you to go check for something else and your advice of -find some magical strategies- is imo worse than going to a GP

who do you see about an unhealthy obsession with little girl bellies

>>398048

I go to Uni 4 days and Work in a shop 1 day, it's not like i'm a shut in

>>398049

incurable

>>398050

that was a joke it can still be psychological don't you guys know any doctors ? my mom knows plenty and whenever something is wrong I call her she calls someone they recommend someone

>>398049

You call ILBDF

>>398051

what about prime boops?

did you pick up fallout? me and slava are tearing up the wasteland

>>398051

Wow, what a cutie.

>>398055

it's so fun bounding around in power armor

i'll prolly make a squishy scientist girl next called bella

>>398052

I know a GP but i dont really wanna ask them

>>398055

torrent wasteland 2 directors cut GOG + patches they are all in kickass ( 3 patches or 4 and game all seperately from gogcom)

>>398057

Are you christian scientists ? or Are you just afraid of showing him your labia ? Just ask where's the harm you are asking here ffs

>>398058

See I told you she is fucking the weeknd

>>398059

I already knew she was dating that blackie.

>>398060

that's not the weekend ?

>>398059

she must hate her jew father

>>398062

I think it's just some guy who looks like him.

There's some picture of her and him on a football friend on her instagram saying something like "when he's also your best friend" and has him tagged i think.

I don't think kaylyns dad would let her date someone so old.

>>398065

Yeah but still. I don't think she'd date a 26 year old.

>>398065

what do you mean?

>>398063

They are WASPs but it has the same effect on them so probably ja

>>398064

lol that was a joke coz she went to a weekend concert (1st pic) then elega posted this (2nd) with grammies in the background. and I said see she is fucking weekend. I already got bored explaining. I know who the guy is he is bla bla harris son of some grammy winning producers ray jay harris or whatever ( famous in the 80s 90s did lots of janet jacksons stuff) fuck this was long why didn't you just accept my bullshit

And I don't really think it is weird 14-26 maybe in america but in your country or here lots of ppl are doing it and noone cares

>>398068

lel. I thought you were being genuine. Because I googled who he was and the hair looked similar.

I wanted to investigate the bullshit!

Would you let your daughter who was 14 date a 26 year old?

>>398069

If he is nice yeah.I he impregnates her somehow I'll sue the shit out of him because it means he is an irresponsible retard and can't be trusted ( and we'll get an abortion coz I am not a religious cunt or will raise a religious kid) if not and they are happy together why not.

cthulu getting blown out on /cel/

>>398070

Fair enough then. I still think it would be frowned upon by the majority of westernised culture.

Power to the dutch. also your hockey team lost to aus 3-2 a few days ago

>>398071

Business as usual then.

I'm never going to be mean again.

Ever.

If I am, you ban me for a day. Please.

>>398075

Don't tell lies.

>"look anon, i can do this"

>>398075

you can't do this. if you and i are both not going to be mean anymore who will rise to attempt to fill our shoes :D

>>398075

That's a big commitment Comrade.

Cheers for trying to be positive

>>398058

Why do you always get so angry whenever someone disagrees with you?

>>398064

>I don't think kaylyns dad would let her date someone so old.

Seems fine letting her date a nigger so why not.

>>398075

>>398082

Sigh.

I hate you when you get like this.

>>398080

>>398083

mm she looks like a young cameron diaz

>>398083

Well did you just choose to selectively read only half of what i wrote or what?

>>398084

Don't compare that whore to Goddess Candice.

>>398073

you got ice ?

>>398078

I still haven't watched that show I keep forgetting

>>398083

what happened to carefree slava

>>398075

a piano fell onto your head ?what happened cachi ?

>>398087

Field hockey you silly goose. The only important kind of hockey.

>>398087

I'm still allowed to express my displeasure.

I've said my piece and now I will leave it.

>>398078

Nobody, hopefully :).

>>398079

>That's a big commitment Comrade.

For you

>>398087

.

I've had enough of the old me. No one here and no one I meet in person is at fault for the things I've endured in my life. They have their problems too and I'm just making their lives more like mine by being a douchebag.

>>398088

lilymo's dad would let you date her

>>398089

becoz he called you thick or the nigger thing ?

>>398090

so you are a quitter now ?

>>398091

i hate that smiley emoti so much

>>398092

H-how would I tell him about this?

>>398094

whooaaa when was this? is she pretending

>>398075

>>398090

Is this partly because of my commitment to being less angry and more lewd? :3

>>398092

Both?

>>398092

Nah, I'd be a quitter if I killed myself. I chose not to.

>>398093

What is this "hate" you speak of?

>>398095

Month ago i think. she just ate a lot and was really bloated

>>398093

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>>398093

fuck finally ,someone said it. Me too there is something so revolting about it I can't put it in words

>>398094

take one of those plastic baby fetus things that you find in anti abortion jesus camps ( the ones that they give out to children or use in arguments etc..) put it in an envelope write me+lilymo and mail it to her father

>>398097

you have suicide plans that you can't finish ? that is also quitting

>>398096

well you can't expect people to support your racism all the time the other one is just rude though

>>398099

fu

>>398101

kek

>>398098

she always had a taught belly

>>398099

>>398101

it looks like a smug chinaman buddha thing

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, FINALLY…

LIGHTNING RETURNS!™

>>398104

stop it boner

>>398103

She's still toight. She was just super bloated. At least that's what she wrote next to the pictures. Plus im sure she was pushing it out more.

>>398104

Literally who?

>>398106

nice, tight is right

>>398103

it looks like something lewd like a drunk fat pedo budda leaning over some kids breathing heavily unzipping his pants ( budda don't wear pants whatever )

>>398106

It's an anime thing

>>398108

God damn chinese drawings.

>>398101

You're not being very encouraging anon. I'm trying to better myself here. I realize you mostly come here to mess around, but I'm not joking about this.

>>398106

A female Final Fantasy character who is basically the waifu of one of the writers. He wrote her to be his dream girl, and she turned out to be pretty popular with the players too.

>>398110

Oh FF8 it seems from wiki. No wonder I don't know who she is. That's pretty sick then.

>>398101

I think you've misread.

>>398110

Please reply.

>>398096

>>398110

Didn't people strongly dislike ff13 though?

>>398108

why do girls pretend to like skateboarding

>>398112

Sorry I missed that post. Yes, the fact that you had enough strength of will to make an attempt encouraged me.

>>398113

Lol I should've said SOME players.

>>398110

Do I have to be ? This is your thing you should overcome peoples cynicism and prove them wrong

>>398111

ff8 was the last final fantasy I played and it wasn't in it

>>398115

>>398114

Stick a Chanel or Hermes on it she'll buy it

>>398112

You said both and I said on one of them you can't expect people to support you all the time and on the other yes he seemed a bit rude. Where did I go wrong ?

>>398099

I like it, it's easier to spot smileyposts that way.

>>398117

Oh man i read XIII and VIII for some reason. Bravo K. sick reading skills.

You mean Daddy will buy it.

Fucking posting errors. Post already.

>>398116

:3

>>398117

Nevermind. I've confused myself.

Chello bros

>>398121

>"8pm, room 402, right?"

>>398121

Hey Boss

>>398122

Smh…

>>398123

Hey, how goes it?

>>398121

dello mr

>>398121

>>398126

Well?

>>398121

CELLO

>>398124

>"I thought you wanted the boops?"

>>398124

Meh, it's going so i can't complain too much.

How about you mate?

>>398129

that's a really kawaii jordyn desu

>>398125

Heyhey

>>398127

Well what? hey Slava

>>398128

Lol hey

>>398129

I do…just…Meet me there and knock three times. wear the cat ears

>>398130

Good. just feeling the just woke up funk

>>398132

Well answer the question..

>>398133

y-yes …??

>>398131

;)

>>398131

So kawaiii~~. Just missing the animuu eyes.

>>398132

>>398134

hey nice that you replied I really tried hard to remember her fucking name and make the cello joke

>>398135

her nose belongs in a museum

>>398138

That way everyone would get a boop.

>>398135

I know that was for me so plz! Girls should all be forced to wear cat ears. especially if they are cute

>>398137

>>398137

She is a cute girl as well. Idk if I heard of her before

>>398138

>Do you like my dress, anon?

>>398139

$1 for a boop

>>398140

y-yes you look much older j-jordyn

>wake up to all this new Chloë

Tis the season to be jolly eh

>>398141

I'll take 100 to start please.

>>398140

lal no she is a fucking dutch cellist from uk noone has ever heard of her I don't even remember why I remember just coz you said chello, wish I'd remember more important things

Girls who take pics where their toes are just out of shot need to be punished.

>>398144

>"i'll be able to buy new headphones by the afternoon"

>>398146

how would you punish them?

>>398143

Honestly looks like she's wearing some sort of neon snakeskin underwear.

>>398141

>that's the idea silly

>>398143

Has been so much Chloe lately

>>398145

Lol, you and I both.

>>398146

Ikr….geez

>>398148

I'll only buy them if you promise not to get those sparkly headphones again. Only the best; beats only.

>>398148

>>398143

>>398149

This new chloe set is off the rails fam

>>398149

A-are her hands shooped or not. I can't tell anymore.

>>398154

Is it better to scrap together a piece of shit and wing it, or admit that you're not ready?

>>398156

Admit you're not ready as long as there's no punishment.

>>398155

>making me even more unsure

>>398154

always a meanie in the bunch!

>>398156

depends on the situation

>>398150

Yes Christmas seems to be all month long for me and we haven't even gotten into Chloë Christmas selfies and vids yet

>>398153

It is easily the best ensemble she's evented in a while and better makeup too. I wonder how far in advance her outfits are planned.

Also have not bullied a ten year old yet but still looking

>>398156

Who or what are you winging it at?

>>398156

Don't wing it unless you have no other option.

>>398159

Hey Jojo :P

>>398160

my body isn't ready! We need Chloe in a santa hat plz

>>398157

>>398149

skirt too long

>>398150

I started doing memory exercises but they were too boring then I got tired

>>398151

hmmm

>>398160

crap dress skirt too long not enough legs

>>398162

damn it! I'm just sharing

Like I fucking emailed him and said I havent worked on it but I can give it a shot. And he just replies, read the the guidelines and I look forward to seeing you tomorrow.

I can talk my way out of it I guess, I always can do. But who am I letting down but myself? I never live up to my potential because I cant stand the pressure

>>398167

this is the one true CK girl

she shoulda won

>>398163

Shit, dilemma. Can you re do it another day or make up for it?

>>398165

Yeah I wouldnt want to that. I just hope for the best. I wish JJ was in that outfit instead

>>398165

w-what lovely outfits girls…

>>398168

iktfb, I've got a group project due tomorrow and sort of bunked it off halfway through

>>398168

What a cunt. Can you apply for special consideration and get a medical certificate?

>>398165

i was being ironic because the sparkly ones are equally as shit

>>398163

>>398168

time to grab some coffee/pills and pull an all-nighter

Just remember to ditch all the classes post-presentation and get some rest

>>398162

>We need Chloe in a santa hat plz

Not sure I could handle Chloë in a Santa hat and the Chlobros with reindeer antlers pulling her around the ski hill would be 12qt24me

>>398165

Where would you like the skirt cut up to Netherneth?

>>398168

Fake your own death.

>>398167

>Pornographic talk about anyone under 13 is prohibited

>>398167

I wish I'd thought of that

>>398169

She already did

>>398172

and I was joking but you are very dunce today

>>398168

Just grow some balls and do it be confident What is it about I'll help you

>>398174

it wouldn't hurt to see some crossleg action

>>398170

>>398172

Probably, im submitting an impaired performance claim for this semster anyway

>>398171

Fucking group work. Do your best but dont let any other mother fucker give you shit

>>398173

I'm considering picking up and doing an all nighter. Thats what a winner would do

>>398174

Why fake it?

I do often dream about running away and living frugal by the beach on an island.

>>398176

I wasn't sure cause all you said was "hmmm"!!

>>398177

The guy sounds like a cunt of a lecturer/prof if he doesn't at least listen to your concerns/problems.

>>398174

Cute reaction. I know I can't handle it. Lmao. That image of Chlobros reindeers. Can;'t get out of my head! lol

>>398177

what does that mean?

>>398176

I'm feeling that man but I dont know if im good enough. I havent done enough Diss research and you have to it on 2nd chapter

>>398178

>>398179

You dont understand, he will probably let me.

But im running out of lifelines, both with university and with myself

>>398176

she lost the 2014 comp kaylyn won with her lizard money

>>398180

They will accommodate you. Just do you best deazy. If you put your mind to it you can do it for real.

>>398181

RIGGED

>>398182

#neverforget

>>398180

So then fuck it I suppose if you aren't losing anything.

>>398184

lexee is growing sexier

>>398177

i did most the work, gave up

first year doesnt even count

>>398185

Chloe is a lucky gal

>>398181

>>398182

Was she ever competing her ?mother does the ck shoots time to time and kaylyn deserves everything she gets stfu

>>398180

Just fuck it up the way you want man. It's always better to show up you might get a few laughs out of it and tell it if you do it right.( that being said I have zero public shame so fucking up royally usually entertains me)

>>398186

I know what that's like

>>398185

Yeah, she really has

>>398188

That first one, never saw before

>>398187

that messy sgetti picture triggers me

>>398180

>But im running out of lifelines, both with university and with myself

dig deep m8 I assume this is one of the last things you have left to do before a winter break?

>>398189

makes a change, it used to be me that did nothing

>>398192

What kind of triggers??

>>398195

greasy triggers