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File: 1450861908168.jpg (799.29 KB, 2362x3543, 2:3, 1444186057160.jpg)

 No.404003

>"Really?"

 No.404008

File: 1450862050185.webm (1.21 MB, 360x640, 9:16, 1450761441050.webm)


 No.404009

File: 1450862161328.jpg (47.88 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1413379297642.jpg)

>>404008

top giggle


 No.404012

File: 1450862653068.jpg (529.1 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Sabrina_Carpenter_by_Emman….jpg)


 No.404015

File: 1450862845061.jpg (782.8 KB, 2095x3300, 419:660, Kiernan Shipka at the 22nd….jpg)

>>403999

Nah. :)

>>404002

Hello.


 No.404017

File: 1450863001413.webm (1013.55 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Shipka disgust.webm)

>This sick pervert, K, just tried to sniff my butt!


 No.404018

File: 1450863030131.jpg (131.33 KB, 813x889, 813:889, chloe-face-155.jpg)

>>404013

it was so unexpected…

maybe I saw a vj pic yesterday or something, but seriously can't remember


 No.404021

File: 1450863168319.jpg (1.28 MB, 3066x4292, 1533:2146, 1449550676270.jpg)

>>404017

I would never!


 No.404022

File: 1450863251386.jpg (2.22 MB, 3525x4948, 3525:4948, Rowan Blanchard at the Rad….jpg)

>>404017

Hey, Emps.


 No.404023

File: 1450863267798.webm (1.95 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 1449559710300.webm)

>>404018

woops that was for >>404010

>>404008

>dat laugh

dawwwwwwwwwww :3

you think good waifuists come back as waifu dogs?


 No.404024

File: 1450863324219.jpg (198.1 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1448408708403-1.jpg)

'don't do that'


 No.404025

File: 1450863325799.jpg (223.02 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 1433669422961.jpg)

>>404017

K must have lost his mind when reading about that all chili pepper diet she'd gone on.

>>404018

I mean there weren't even butt pics of her during the fappening. I would have never thought of anal with her.


 No.404026

File: 1450863347712.jpg (787.43 KB, 2400x3000, 4:5, 1423468214042.jpg)

>>404021

How can you say you love your waifu if you wouldn't sniff her butt?

>>404022

Hello


 No.404027

File: 1450863401497.jpg (267.83 KB, 816x1222, 408:611, 1446934832710.jpg)

>>404026

Doing it without her permission is bad!


 No.404028

File: 1450863501641.jpg (200.63 KB, 1362x2048, 681:1024, 1435497490231-3.jpg)

>>404025

yeah, altho her tush is legendary…

all those hundreds of pics and gifs locked in my memory somewhere

>>404026

this, tbh


 No.404029

File: 1450863526607.jpg (2.12 MB, 3364x4490, 1682:2245, 1424532654076.jpg)

>>404025

All taco bell diet soon

>>404027

What if she gave you permission?


 No.404030

File: 1450863566594.jpg (2.22 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1447278340609.jpg)

>>404029

I'm not giving you more opportunities to take screenshots of my posts!


 No.404031

File: 1450863638610-0.jpg (83.57 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1417532768822.jpg)

File: 1450863638629-1.webm (1.14 MB, 414x736, 9:16, 1445048325882.webm)

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>>404023

>you think good waifuists come back as waifu dogs?

would be nice


 No.404032

File: 1450863747713.jpg (2 MB, 2336x3336, 292:417, 1449684354646_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>404030

So what you're saying is… no, you don't love your waifu and you wouldn't sniff her butt?


 No.404033

File: 1450863766247.jpg (235.33 KB, 1327x1990, 1327:1990, victoria (3).jpg)

>>404028

Oh yes. I had more pics on my other computer. My VJ folder is so small now.

>>404029

She would do that just to spite Trump? Amandla is a bad influence.


 No.404034

File: 1450863869421.jpg (91.48 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1441210743811.jpg)

>>404031

always loving, always loyal, always guarding

it would be a waifuist's dream


 No.404035

File: 1450863875915.jpg (2.45 MB, 2133x3200, 2133:3200, 1441884440240.jpg)

>>404032

No answer!


 No.404036

File: 1450863928598.png (275.25 KB, 599x623, 599:623, 2015!.png)

>>404033

He a ebil fashist who wanna daport the hard workin' mexican folk


 No.404037

File: 1450864082359.jpg (87.16 KB, 636x636, 1:1, chloe-face-41.jpg)

>>404033

I don't even have one anymore, tbh

>>404035

>dat sideboob action

l-lewd


 No.404038

File: 1450864091809.jpg (2.93 MB, 4256x2832, 266:177, 1446373567492.jpg)

>>404035

K hates Kiki confirmed


 No.404039

File: 1450864137816.jpg (2.53 MB, 1993x3000, 1993:3000, 1438918920803.jpg)

>>404037

what sideboob??

>>404038

K loves Kiki confirmed.


 No.404040

File: 1450864212842.jpg (98.41 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1450767984993.jpg)

>>404034

if you get adopted by a cunnyfu you can help her practise her kissing and other things


 No.404041

File: 1450864264904.mp4 (1.01 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1447725343849.mp4)

>>404036

It's 2015! How can you not love this man? :^)

>>404037

I used to like her a lot more. I watched Victorious with a friend and he liked Ari and I liked VJ. You see how that turned out.


 No.404042

File: 1450864300498.jpg (1.66 MB, 3570x4819, 3570:4819, 1446377484519.jpg)

>>404039

Apparently not enough to sniff her butt


 No.404043

File: 1450864333149.webm (7.76 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, chloe with audio 185.webm)

>opening with a close-up of lexee's tush

chloe's mom sure has a great cinematographic instinct…


 No.404044

File: 1450864381996.gif (789.5 KB, 375x304, 375:304, 1444219332076.gif)

>>404041

God, he has the smuggest cunt voice I've heard since Piers Morgan


 No.404045

File: 1450864497471.webm (4.03 MB, 640x798, 320:399, 1449432164787.webm)

>>404039

the one right next to the axilla-clinic

>>404040

jiff must have been like the best waifuist ever…


 No.404046

File: 1450864607402.jpg (2.4 MB, 2688x4064, 84:127, 1443908665419.jpg)

>>404045

It's hard to get a look at Kiki's Axilla game. There's not many pictures of it.


 No.404047

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File: 1450864659068-1.jpg (1.3 MB, 2832x4256, 177:266, 1444185989239.jpg)

stuff


 No.404048

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>>404041

to be fair, they we're both brutally hot back then

dan's most brilliant cast up to date

>>404046

that's because she's sucha classy little lady :3


 No.404049

File: 1450864851700.webm (2.45 MB, 1920x798, 320:133, 1446581160257.webm)

>>404044

Everything about current year man is extremely hateable.

>>404046

All it took for me was this one.


 No.404050

File: 1450864966813.jpg (1.78 MB, 2403x3600, 267:400, 1446758608443.jpg)

>>404049

Your folder is small.

>>404048

I just want a small look in HD god damnit.


 No.404051

File: 1450865026665.jpg (1.92 MB, 1284x3526, 642:1763, Top-Cunny-Chart-2015-DRAFT….jpg)

alright, pretty happy with this final cc

everyone approves?


 No.404052

File: 1450865105549.jpg (1.48 MB, 320x240, 4:3, time to fap.jpg)

>>404049

Goddamn, that Kiki


 No.404053

File: 1450865142552.jpg (52.08 KB, 595x720, 119:144, 1449366815210.jpg)

>>404051

Except for the SJW, yes


 No.404054

File: 1450865196179.jpg (253.44 KB, 1421x2000, 1421:2000, KiernanShipka_MillionDolla….jpg)

>>404050

WE MUST FIND THE HOLY GRAIL


 No.404055

File: 1450865298565.jpg (886.98 KB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1442777028552.jpg)

>>404048

I can't think of a single show that comes close to topping it.

>>404050

I have over 200 something Kiki pics, I'll have you know.

>>404052

Yeah, that's the Kiki I used to masturbate to.

Leave the memories alone.


 No.404056

File: 1450865369593.jpg (2.59 MB, 3065x4301, 3065:4301, 1413514727822.jpg)

>>404054

Maybe I don't want to share the holy grail!

>>404053

We can't get rid of her now. it's too late.

>>404055

Weak.


 No.404057

File: 1450865377452.jpg (97.54 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1441764474398-0.jpg)

>>404055

there couldve been one…

but dan and disney blew it


 No.404058

File: 1450865541606.jpg (51.2 KB, 500x890, 50:89, LilyMoPov.jpg)

>>404057

Hidden camera house with the banjis? Would be a bummer to wait for the uncensored blu-ray edition, though.


 No.404059

File: 1450865556491.jpg (264.13 KB, 935x1400, 187:280, 1444081321930-2.jpg)

>>404051

time to spam it to /tv/


 No.404060

File: 1450865563685.jpg (3.63 MB, 2907x4100, 2907:4100, 1398325587664.jpg)

>>404056

sharing is caring, mr k


 No.404061

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>>404057

i bet jordyn broke down negotiations when she heard that she would be merely part of an ensemble cast of three instead of the sole lead


 No.404062

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File: 1450865663296-1.jpg (326.15 KB, 1335x2002, 1335:2002, 1450862724008.jpg)

Dani, please.

>>404056

I probably have more pics of Kiki than you have of Pupinia, who you supposedly love.


 No.404063

File: 1450865716369.png (373.83 KB, 1346x704, 673:352, 1408721580976.png)

>>404058

>previously, on AMC's Peral Yukiko

>>404059

>cunny

>8chan

lol

rivers and rivers of redditor tears


 No.404064

File: 1450865748508.jpg (1.69 MB, 1364x2048, 341:512, 1436092956074.jpg)

>>404062

I'll take it under consideration.


 No.404065

File: 1450865776660.jpg (1.62 MB, 1273x3509, 1273:3509, revoked.jpg)

>>404055

Weirdo

>>404056

Sure you can, here


 No.404066

File: 1450865801147.jpg (78.21 KB, 640x601, 640:601, 09756969aee743a2df69a8d321….jpg)

>>404061

s-she wasn't like that back then ;__;


 No.404067

File: 1450865851765.jpg (44.55 KB, 639x960, 213:320, le frog vomit maymay.jpg)

>>404066

oh god, that groid


 No.404068

File: 1450866082395.jpg (666.45 KB, 2160x3240, 2:3, 1404973850015.jpg)

>>404063

Wow, that show sounds like a license to print money.

>>404065

Don't let K know you've never fapped to Kiki, he will be very upset with you.


 No.404069

File: 1450866190080.jpg (291.5 KB, 1826x2270, 913:1135, AlexandraMariaLara_E-1.jpg)

>>404068

That sounds like the opposite of K tbh


 No.404071

File: 1450866788966.jpg (87.78 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1449538427379.jpg)

>>404068

find a producer and I'll write the whole thing

we still can pull it off


 No.404072

File: 1450867023204.jpg (215.54 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1436876112999-0.jpg)

kek

btw, when making a cunny thread on /tv/ use a different spelling for cunny or it goes into auto-sage


 No.404073

>>404072

I wondered why it wasn't getting bumped. Noted if i didn't get auto banned lel


 No.404075

File: 1450867521864.jpg (50.67 KB, 491x519, 491:519, lexee trollface.jpg)

>>404073

lol, yeah, they mad :^)

probably, autistmod comes around this time

altho I haven't been banned in ages, I think he finally gave up


 No.404076

File: 1450867999681.jpg (136.69 KB, 1334x750, 667:375, 1437528964325.jpg)

>>404075

I'll spell it as c4nny next time then. Surely that'll work.


 No.404077

File: 1450868202126.jpg (64.24 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1403688539242.jpg)

>>404076

the bot uses that weird brazilian c, or russian characters I think

c-u-n-n-y or cuny might even work too, those filters are so silly


 No.404078

File: 1450868413431.jpg (41.03 KB, 463x613, 463:613, 1413621212075.jpg)

>>404077

Good thinking. I'll try something. Long as the picture is there it explains itself.


 No.404079

File: 1450868420717.jpg (177.35 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1450838992270-4.jpg)

oh wow

bracing for 2016…


 No.404080

File: 1450868547281.jpg (7.9 MB, 4288x2848, 134:89, 21955632165_2f96a54310_o.jpg)

>>404076

>>404077

Ćunny/ćunny is good


 No.404081

File: 1450868677276.jpg (173.89 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1450086746053.jpg)

>>404080

ha, bribribro is the expert

>7.9mb jpg

nice


 No.404083

File: 1450869093261.jpg (244.35 KB, 969x888, 323:296, 1396867969070.jpg)

>>404080

I'll save that for later. It seems it's primetime mod time. Got insta deleted then.

>>404079

hnnng


 No.404084

File: 1450869333423.jpg (94.52 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1445925043751.jpg)

>>404083

>dat hipgame at 10

may god have mercy

if she goes full kaylyn we're doomed


 No.404085

File: 1450869426462.jpg (1.27 MB, 2500x3750, 2:3, 1448820317602.jpg)

>>404084

I'm praying for our salvation.


 No.404086

File: 1450869549199.jpg (44.92 KB, 640x640, 1:1, peyton_a_heitz - t88BGaoz4….jpg)

>>404085

p-pray harder…


 No.404087

File: 1450869610744.jpg (926.01 KB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1448820114696.jpg)

>>404086

I don't want to pray too hard a 2nd kaylyn would be perfect


 No.404088

File: 1450869693920.jpg (158.88 KB, 640x640, 1:1, peyton_a_heitz - 4a1OzBIzy….jpg)

>>404087

haha

well, comes right on time, that's true


 No.404089

File: 1450869702820.jpg (96.96 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, lexee_dancer123_1450831374….jpg)


 No.404090

File: 1450869765777.jpg (49.79 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1413435242868.jpg)

>>404089

Lexee's tongue is looking very nice there.

Morning to you mr rusty.


 No.404091

File: 1450869799381.jpg (74.9 KB, 640x640, 1:1, peyton_a_heitz - vmlwzVIz3….jpg)

>>404089

hey, mr rust


 No.404092

File: 1450869838056.mp4 (418.81 KB, 360x638, 180:319, lexee_dancer123_1450832542….mp4)

>>404090

I didn't notice…

Morning to you to Mr K.

>>404091

Hello Mr Chloe


 No.404093

File: 1450872551199.jpg (856.59 KB, 2224x3140, 556:785, Kiernan Shipka at The Gift….jpg)

>>404089

Hey, Rusty.


 No.404094

File: 1450874790802.jpg (3.54 MB, 6600x4200, 11:7, 1446688558999-0.jpg)

>>404093

Hey dvt

nice pic


 No.404095

File: 1450875196588.png (554.79 KB, 800x800, 1:1, Animal-Clipart-Reindeer.png)

>>404094

Thanks.


 No.404096

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 No.404097

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 No.404098

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 No.404099

File: 1450877944560.jpg (2.71 MB, 2125x3000, 17:24, Sabrina_Carpenter-001-Mans….jpg)

>>404098

Hello.


 No.404100

File: 1450878507416.jpg (1.05 MB, 2526x3771, 842:1257, 1395716203727.jpg)


 No.404101

File: 1450880016413.jpg (245.21 KB, 2427x1618, 3:2, Ariel Winter Being Touched….jpg)


 No.404102

File: 1450880909230.jpg (46.17 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 12237264_415457831984514_1….jpg)

Goodnight. ♥


 No.404103

File: 1450881112802.png (198.04 KB, 500x1001, 500:1001, cute athena.png)

>>404102

Good night and sweet dreams, qt crybaby. ♥


 No.404104

File: 1450881221051.jpg (216.56 KB, 640x640, 1:1, AnnaSophia Robb's Instagra….jpg)

>>404103

Hello.

>>404102

Good night.


 No.404105

File: 1450881301009.jpg (494.87 KB, 1600x898, 800:449, R.L. Stine's Monsterville.….jpg)

>>404102

Night night ♥


 No.404106

File: 1450881363535.jpg (108.1 KB, 681x1024, 681:1024, 1445669378367.jpg)


 No.404107

File: 1450881474228.jpg (127.72 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, 1446956736043.jpg)

>>404104

Hello, you drunky drunk~


 No.404108

File: 1450881567570.jpg (962.99 KB, 1280x1440, 8:9, Dove Cameron Being Adorabl….jpg)

>>404107

No, I'm not.


 No.404109

File: 1450881662112.gif (480.45 KB, 500x282, 250:141, 142396903833.gif)

>>404108

You are. Forever.


 No.404110

File: 1450882442380.jpg (691.48 KB, 1440x1920, 3:4, alexandra-maria-lara-miche….jpg)

So dvt's a drunkard now?


 No.404111

File: 1450882483527.jpg (78.57 KB, 750x666, 125:111, 1450796158034.jpg)

>>404110

Same as you ;^)


 No.404112

File: 1450882572703.jpg (123.11 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, 1395231592279.jpg)


 No.404113

File: 1450882585876.jpg (234.34 KB, 1920x1440, 4:3, AlexandraMariaLara_RomeoNe….jpg)

>>404111

I-i am not, even if I'm drunk now.


 No.404114

File: 1450882623474.jpg (1.6 MB, 3550x1997, 3550:1997, 1405711690786.jpg)

>>404110

The resident drunk.

Should we intervene?


 No.404115

File: 1450882652433.jpg (147.44 KB, 2500x3749, 2500:3749, Alexandra-Maria-Lara-ASG-0….jpg)

>>404112

I hope he gets the help he needs.

>>404114

Definitely.


 No.404116

File: 1450882822980.jpg (216.47 KB, 1067x1600, 1067:1600, 1428580890186.jpg)

>>404115

He already has the help of alcohol. No need to get more help.


 No.404117

File: 1450882901009.jpg (92.35 KB, 840x539, 120:77, Capture.JPG)

>>404113

I knew it. There's no hiding your drunk text.


 No.404118

File: 1450883113799.jpg (1.15 MB, 2561x3600, 2561:3600, Bailee Madison at a Sara J….jpg)

NO, what the hell….


 No.404119

File: 1450883153469.jpg (88.45 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 12353970_1671669953045732_….jpg)

Dinner time


 No.404120

File: 1450883210794.jpg (64.61 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1424915307645.jpg)

>>404118

You were the one that was all "iam drunk guys" yesterday.


 No.404121

File: 1450883313291.jpg (1.54 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, Anna Kendrick at the Kate ….jpg)

>>404120

I barely drank all year since that stupid thing on Feb. 8.


 No.404122

File: 1450883469312.jpg (216.37 KB, 1000x1300, 10:13, 4424459687_e5fd4b39af_o.jpg)

>>404117

I don't know what you're talking about.

>>404120

I never saw that tbh


 No.404123

File: 1450883740764.jpg (99.33 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1447945483999.jpg)

>>404121

Yeah right, drunky

>>404122

You just don't remember because you were too wasted.


 No.404124

File: 1450884025686.gif (507.68 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1437092494885.gif)

>>404123

Definitely doesn't sound like me. You're probably thinking of K.


 No.404125

File: 1450886399510.webm (3.63 MB, 640x640, 1:1, Video_by_miadiaz-_XVqNSv8….webm)

What song is this I liked it ?


 No.404126

File: 1450886477235.jpg (56.44 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1406644056974.jpg)

>>404125

No idea but nice mia. Haven't seen her dance in so long.


 No.404127

File: 1450886581185.jpg (59.89 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 12356527_894351627347751_1….jpg)

>>404126

Y she looks cute

Even read all the shitty comments no one mentions it


 No.404128

File: 1450886709278.jpg (50.86 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1413948044496-0.jpg)

>>404127

The little girls are too busy complimenting mia to talk about the song.

I was gonna try google the lyrics but i can't even understand them properly enough to google it


 No.404129

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>>404128

feeling myself ? killing myself ? is it hailee seinfeld ?

At first I did not care that much but now I am obsessed with it


 No.404130

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>>404129

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMpFmHSgC4Q

Sounds different though? Maybe it's a remix or some shit?


 No.404131

File: 1450888146931.jpg (126.81 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 12317655_972533482816899_1….jpg)

>>404130

I wasn't serious , they sound really different though


 No.404132

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>>404131

I wasn't sure lel. I thought some of the lyrics did actually line up though.


 No.404133

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>>404125

Hello. Sorry. No clue.


 No.404134

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>>404132

Y but then she doesn't the sing the ones after that

the part I can't understand


 No.404135

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>>404134

I wish I could actually understand it.


 No.404136

File: 1450889221284.jpg (173.49 KB, 1080x1215, 8:9, 12317682_714710525297476_9….jpg)

>tfw you wake up feeling shit for no reason


 No.404137

File: 1450889385253.jpg (76.14 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, 12357371_1139626869388524_….jpg)

>>404136

If you are waking up at this hour that is your reason


 No.404138

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>>404136

Exactly the same for me today, hugs qt


 No.404139

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>>404136

You'll be ok qtpi


 No.404140

File: 1450889662365.jpg (107.88 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 12353916_795370937275458_1….jpg)

>>404137

I can't help when I wake up. ;_;

>>404138

>>404139


 No.404141

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>>404136

>>404138

Good morning.


 No.404142

File: 1450890476501-0.jpg (87.4 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1450661859350.jpg)

File: 1450890476503-1.jpg (88.57 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1450661870849.jpg)

>these boots

>muh dik


 No.404143

File: 1450890580304.jpg (63.53 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 12338961_934226726614613_1….jpg)

tfw you wake up covered in ants in the morning


 No.404144

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>>404143

It's because you are a sweet.


 No.404145

File: 1450890654048.jpg (551.33 KB, 1121x1367, 1121:1367, Lauren2937.jpg)

>>404143

did you fall asleep eating again?


 No.404146

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>>404142

covers the entire leg area she might as well bewearing a fucking burkha

>>404145

yeah eating pussy


 No.404147

>>404145

I must have. That 10lb bage of M&Ms isn't going to eat itself.


 No.404148

File: 1450890759686.jpg (170.59 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 12362642_1738186413077248_….jpg)

>>404141

Hi.

>>404144

Are you still ignoring me?


 No.404149

File: 1450890854677.jpg (1.76 MB, 2024x3036, 2:3, 1448233976861.jpg)

>>404146

Sounds hot.

>>404143

You need to stop sleep eating. It's becoming a problem.


 No.404150

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>>404143

>>404145

Good morning.


 No.404151

File: 1450891056790.jpg (1.64 MB, 2025x1350, 3:2, GvJl8rj.jpg)

>>404150

Did you see this?


 No.404152

File: 1450891060679.jpg (86.36 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 12292825_1841358299423962_….jpg)

>>404149

Maybe it's the medication(s)


 No.404153

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>>404152

They keep knocking you out. It's no wonder.


 No.404154

File: 1450891145903.jpg (923.64 KB, 2400x3600, 2:3, Lauren2137.jpg)

>>404146

oh boy

>>404147

Do you need a buddy to help eat those M&Ms? Cause I would like some


 No.404155

File: 1450891230092.jpg (45.17 KB, 549x672, 183:224, Now You Did It.jpg)

>>404151

Oh my. Not yet. Thank you!


 No.404156

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>>404155

It's always such a tease when the feet are out of focus. :(


 No.404157

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>>404156

Yeah. I had this conversation with Forni about an Instagram pic of this girl that was like that before.


 No.404158

File: 1450891564677.jpg (79.45 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, 926915_565985223570743_376….jpg)

Which do you prefer?

[ ] sweet breakfast

[ ] savory breakfast


 No.404159

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>>404158

Savory nine times out of ten.


 No.404160

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>404158

executive breakfast


 No.404161

File: 1450891661792.jpg (1.25 MB, 1740x2610, 2:3, Elizabeth Olsen at a Malib….jpg)

>>404158

Definitely savory. I'd rather have beef steak, eggs, and garlic rice than cake.


 No.404162

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>>404158

Healthy and nutritious breakfast


 No.404163

File: 1450891880024.jpg (98.7 KB, 600x800, 3:4, CC1dgqhUMAArGit.jpg)

>>404162

Get outa here normie


 No.404164

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>>404158

Which does black coffee come under


 No.404165

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>>404160

So amphetamines and imported cigars?

That used to be my go to, but I started getting hypertension.


 No.404166

File: 1450892006692.jpg (141.09 KB, 1200x552, 50:23, Lauren2241.jpg)

>>404158

Savory


 No.404167

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>>404164

Recovering alcoholic breakfast.

Really, you're not a tea man?


 No.404168

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>>404167

Lmao, I normally have cereal, don't have much time for much else


 No.404169

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>>404168

Kiki with Lily mo when?? She's invading her friends. This is progress.


 No.404170

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>>404169

I mentioned the other day


 No.404171

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>>404169

>wanting kiki to be as autist as lily mo

lmao


 No.404172

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

wew


 No.404173

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>>404170

I must have missed it.

>>404171

Where did I say that?


 No.404174

File: 1450893035209.jpg (130.08 KB, 1080x1323, 40:49, 12346087_512477822256641_1….jpg)

>Chloe doesn't understand sub-prime mortgages

DROPPED

Okay, Mia. You're up.


 No.404175

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>>404174

It's probably not the same when lexee isn't there to explain it to her.


 No.404176

File: 1450893474036-0.jpg (2.47 MB, 2287x4829, 2287:4829, 1444473155307.jpg)

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File: 1450893474037-2.jpg (113.54 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1446934941759.jpg)

Goodnight maites


 No.404177

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>>404176

Good night.


 No.404178

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 No.404179

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>>404176

See you later.


 No.404180

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>>404176

That hair still makes me laugh every time I see it.


 No.404181

File: 1450893887020.jpg (84.62 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Sleeping at Wendy's.jpg)

I'm off as well.

Good night.


 No.404182

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>>404181

Sweet dreams. ♥


 No.404183

File: 1450895262183.jpg (1.9 MB, 1945x3000, 389:600, Hailee__6_.jpg)


 No.404184

File: 1450895801918.jpg (218.23 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1450398509813.jpg)

Ello folks


 No.404185

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>>404184

Hello perv-supreme.


 No.404186

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>>404184

How's that novel you've been working on?


 No.404187

File: 1450896363535.webm (1.54 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 1450560628690-1 (1).webm)

>>404185

Grrrr Hey!

>>404186

Doing well. It's done but still editing. I'm gonna give myself another month to read through/edit again after this one then I will start moving forward with the next step


 No.404188

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>>404187

Neat that's a fun process, also what did you think of Chloë's Modern Luxury shoot?


 No.404189

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.404190

File: 1450896817808.jpg (69.22 KB, 960x720, 4:3, Lauren180.jpg)


 No.404191

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>>404188

It is. I like it a lot actually. Strangely enough, I didn't mind the tattoo either. Kinda hot there. and of course that second pic is amazing!

>>404189

Lmao, my life

>>404190

Hey buddy, sup


 No.404192

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>>404191

Do you like reading your own work? And yeah I'm surprised they didn't make-up over her tatt. And yeah the mirror pic is top 5 Chloës of all time fucking fuck God damn made me think bad things she wouldn't like easily hottest pic she's ever had done.

Wish we could see her right shoulder to confirm if her new 4419 tatt is there.


 No.404193

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File: 1450898427663-1.png (35.71 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1449454636450.png)

>>404191

throwing money away on steam

>Those Chloë pics


 No.404194

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>>404192

Maybe she took these pics months ago though so that tattoo wouldn't show up. Usually how they do things. Definitely in the top 5. I wish there would be outtakes from that set in that outfit as well.

I don't mind reading my own work. Sometimes I do though and I am very critical of myself and think it's not good enough but other times I know that I hit my strides with something.It's very up and down depending on my mood


 No.404195

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>>404193

Lol. whatever puts a smile on your face


 No.404196

File: 1450899054757.jpg (1.67 MB, 1829x2658, 1829:2658, 1447220496722.jpg)

>>404193

>>404193

Watcha buyin'?

>>404194

True the photoshoot could have been pre-tatt. Criminal that she spent two hours getting into that get-up and make-up for just one pic, needed a full set. And I find being very self-critical is the best thing for editing.


 No.404198

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>>404195

I think I'm just getting upset at myself more than putting a smile on my face


 No.404199

File: 1450899248197.jpg (702.5 KB, 2643x2642, 2643:2642, Lauren340.jpg)

>>404196

So far I got:

Antichamber

Ori & The Blind Forest

Universe Sandbox 2

Axion Verge

realMyst

Oblivion

Star Wars KOTOR

Hands of Fate

Stacking

and I gifted a friend of mine GTA V & The Witcher 3


 No.404200

File: 1450899318998.jpg (95.2 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, f3OZxqc.jpg)

>>404191

What a proud little feminist.

How long until Chloë is in slut walks?


 No.404201

File: 1450899596568.jpg (1.96 MB, 2983x4475, 2983:4475, Thylane Blondeau 07.jpg)

>>404196

That is what I'm saying! I wonder if at least the celebs get outtakes that we don't see. What a waste it would be if only the photogs keep them. and true. But I often question myself or think I'm not as good as published writers. I know that is typical but can't help it

>>404198

so then no more buying games, mister!

>>404200

Oh hush lol


 No.404202

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>>404201

I think I got all of the games I "wanted". I still have a fuck ton of games from other sales that I still need to play on top of the ones I just got. Its a.. Never Ending Circle :P


 No.404203

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>>404201

?????

Are you a misogynist?


 No.404204

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>>404199

das neat didn't know KOTOR was on steam might get it then.

>>404200

That's slutwalk-shaming!

>>404201

You know that greedy photographer has whole film reels of Chloë in these outfits all to himself! The pic taker is listed on the pics we should harass them.


 No.404205

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>>404202

Yeah, I do get that. I'm just not as into that gaming need like I use to but I've been there

>>404203

I don't think so. I love women very much

>>404204

Yes! bet he is an ex or current Chlomo poster as well. Probably laughing at us both right now


 No.404206

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>>404204

I didn't shame, I'm genuinely curious.

>>404205

You mean you objectify them..


 No.404207

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Squeeze squeeze


 No.404208

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>>404206

I'm sorry, as oppose to what? How should discuss women I don't know personally here?

>>404207

Bella plz. I can't objectify you!


 No.404209

File: 1450900882200.jpg (231.07 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, Taylor Swift 6.jpg)

>>404208

You discuss their careers and personalities.


 No.404210

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>>404204

its part of the Star Wars Collection for 22$, you get KOTOR 1 and 2 along with a butt ton of other Star Wars licences games. But apparently, KOTOR 1 and 2 are the only things on the pack worth getting, so i spent the 5$ rather than the 22$

>>404205

I'm not either to be honest. I'm picky with the games I want to play. I'm just a compulsive buyer.

>>404207

the guy in the snapback was totally looking at her squeezing her tit

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 No.404211

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>>404209

But I do. Come on, how much can I discuss that stuff? You know that I don't just talk about who is hot or not. and talking about personalities? I'm one of the only ones that try to defend certain waifu from JJ being a "bully" to waifu who are SJW so spare me that if I like to say a girl is hot or cute or beautiful when you do the same ;)

>>404210

Lol, yeah I hear you. My compulsiveness is mostly connected to food these days. I need to stop


 No.404212

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>>404211

I'm sorry I don't make the rules.


 No.404213

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>>404212

Who made them? Can I talk to them?


 No.404214

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>>404208

Yes you can

>>404210

So was everyone watching MTV


 No.404215

File: 1450902056743.jpg (302.99 KB, 1000x749, 1000:749, chloe_moretz_allure_photos….jpg)

For all my fellow Chloe lovers…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh3Piqkmdwg


 No.404216

File: 1450902200892.jpg (169.88 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 12104945_410428959150564_2….jpg)

>>404214

Well thank you and I will!

>>404215

Hey!! Look at who has returned to us! How goes it?


 No.404217

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>>404216

Oh you know… Little this, little that. But mostly lovin life :) :) :)


 No.404218

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>>404216

Been on a Chloe bender all week


 No.404219

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>>404217

>>404218

Cool. Somebody has to love life around here :P Nice video btw. She has been good to us lately


 No.404220

File: 1450902494390.jpg (224.03 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, Lauren1912.jpg)

>>404211

but 4 games for 20$. That's a good deal

>>404214

Why was she squeezing her tit anyways? Just cause she was squeezing a blood bag?


 No.404222

File: 1450902557060.jpg (49.38 KB, 450x675, 2:3, 142772073549.jpg)

>>404219

I love life.


 No.404223

File: 1450902596716.mp4 (681.17 KB, 320x568, 40:71, bellathornedab_14508478039….mp4)

>>404220

Just to compare i think, or just an excuse to do it


 No.404224

File: 1450902645931.jpg (1.54 MB, 2876x4027, 2876:4027, chloe_moretz_carrie_press_….jpg)

>>404219

Indeed she has… And thank you QG


 No.404225

File: 1450902668818.jpg (45.99 KB, 600x800, 3:4, CSlVgoVWoAA1TLg.jpg)

>>404220

Sure if you play them!

>>404222

I know you do. You aren't one of the ones I was talking about <3

>>404223

Bella is a free spirit and can't be tamed!


 No.404226

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 No.404227

File: 1450902799876.jpg (39.79 KB, 500x800, 5:8, room for two.jpg)

>>404218

Don't Chloverdose!


 No.404228

File: 1450902877350.jpg (38.27 KB, 900x600, 3:2, Lauren2065.jpg)

>>404223

I wouldn't doubt it, if she just wanted to do it. Hell, if I had tits, I would be squeezing them

>>404225

but I rarely do. Which is the problem. At least you eat food. Food is a necessity.

>>404226

aah Bella, Dani is raising you well.


 No.404229

File: 1450902953350.jpg (554.35 KB, 2026x2457, 2026:2457, 1450816164590_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>404227

Ill try my best but its been a while…


 No.404230

File: 1450903008464.jpg (45.46 KB, 558x873, 62:97, 137166790765.jpg)

>>404225

Oh, okay


 No.404231

File: 1450903031139.webm (366.92 KB, 640x798, 320:399, 12015849_544452725709004_….webm)

>>404222

i luv u

>>404229

>been a while then suddenly this legs and class

lord have mercy


 No.404232

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>>404224

No problem. Still doing your music thing?

>>404226

Plz Bella! That is not how Christmas is suppose to be celebrated!!!

thanks

>>404228

Yeah but is paying 15 dollars for meals because I'm 2 lazy to cook a necessity? Nope


 No.404233

File: 1450903149014.jpg (282.33 KB, 1681x1364, 1681:1364, Lauren2611.jpg)

>>404232

I do that too. I think it is. Better than making shit myself. I got better things to do than cook like a little bitch


 No.404234

File: 1450903235879.jpg (372.83 KB, 1000x1435, 200:287, chloe_moretz_nylon_magazin….jpg)

>>404231

Right!!!

>>404232

Oh yes we got a new album dropping Jan 1st. Its sounding pretty good


 No.404235

File: 1450903444224.jpg (82.99 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, bellathornedab_14481479646….jpg)

>>404232

Was a fun video I must admit

>>404228

She us indeed


 No.404236

File: 1450903483285.jpg (419.86 KB, 1000x1197, 1000:1197, chloe-grace-moretz-dec-jan….jpg)

>>404233

Excusssssse me! Like game all day?

>>404234

Coolio! and how's the girlfriend?


 No.404237

File: 1450903669842.jpg (104.45 KB, 600x828, 50:69, CUiWoO-UsAAl-vG.jpg)

>>404235

Her saying "bye bitch" was cute and funny 2. You will never sacrifice yourself to fire ants just to save Bella!


 No.404238

File: 1450903695859.jpg (262.58 KB, 1704x2126, 852:1063, chloe_moretz_vogue_girl_06.jpg)

>>404236

So far so good… Cant complain too much


 No.404239

File: 1450903705383.jpg (422.71 KB, 1440x900, 8:5, Lauren1583.jpg)

>>404235

To be honest, she was fugly as a kid. She's pretty good looking as an adult. Its weird cause its usually the ugly kids that grow up being super hot and then the more attractive kids (AS IN IF I WERE A CHILD JUDGING ANOTHER CHILD) growing up luckluster

>>404236

What did that even mean.


 No.404240

File: 1450903840092.webm (453.82 KB, 838x428, 419:214, bPZ0WB0.webm)

>>404237

And 'tie me up'. You can tell she has some hidden kinks

>>404239

She wasn't that bad, but she has grown up quite a lot.

But then some ugly kids become ugly adults


 No.404241

File: 1450903964738.jpg (124.26 KB, 520x648, 65:81, Lauren2311.jpg)

>>404240

I don't like gingers. So its a feat for me to say that I think Bella is good looking. That's if you have down syndrome or something.


 No.404242

File: 1450903986196.jpg (1011.19 KB, 1994x3000, 997:1500, Dakota 08.jpg)

>>404238

Cool. At least all the new Chloe should inspire new material out of you

>>404239

Bella was never fugly as a kid bro. I can't even look at you right now….

Idk. I love cooking. I can usually make things better than what I can get from the store so Idky I haven't been doing it. Besides not having my bike to ride to the supermarket

>>404240

plz thoughts, stay dormant!


 No.404243

File: 1450904031775.jpg (60.72 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1446730328490.jpg)

>>404231

Y-you do?! But I'm not lovable at all!


 No.404244

File: 1450904098043.jpg (96.12 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1450537147756.jpg)

>>404243

Maybe not loveable but definitely adorable! Just saying


 No.404245

File: 1450904113879.jpg (115.72 KB, 1000x749, 1000:749, chloe_moretz_allure_photos….jpg)

>>404242

Oh yes I have been writing a lot in the last few weeks… She will forever be my Dark Queen


 No.404246

File: 1450904228446.jpg (277.15 KB, 1280x1600, 4:5, 1446406537490-1.jpg)

>>404244

That's good because I'm gonna need people adoring me when I found my cult! :3


 No.404247

File: 1450904248905.jpg (282.07 KB, 1440x1002, 240:167, 2qt4me.jpg)

>>404234

wut kind of music do you into?

>>404243

Too bad it's happening!


 No.404248

File: 1450904369238.jpg (153.04 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, g9yyiLf.jpg)

>>404241

Each to their own

>>404242

;)


 No.404249

File: 1450904420233.jpg (350.96 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, Lauren1128.jpg)

>>404242

you're not even looking at me. Bella was a fugly kid

I hate cooking. Its such a time waster when I can just eat food in that takes 3mins to warm up. And 0mins to buy

>>404248

exactly


 No.404250

File: 1450904631749.mp4 (408.75 KB, 360x638, 180:319, lexee_dancer123_1450899117….mp4)


 No.404251

File: 1450904698982.png (675.11 KB, 553x738, 553:738, 1450775492468.png)

>>404245

Good good, let those waifu inspirational juices flow through you! lol

>>404246

Idk what kind of cult it is but I'm already signed up

>>404248

<3

>>404249

JERK!

I disagree but you do realize that you have to spend time actually getting food, right? Like it doesn't just magically manifest itself into your lap

>>404250

LOL


 No.404252

File: 1450904745021.gif (494.53 KB, 500x282, 250:141, tumblr_n49lk6BVRg1tyuhl4o1….gif)


 No.404253

File: 1450904779635.jpg (300.26 KB, 960x960, 1:1, Lauren2006.jpg)

>>404251

Don't be surprised. Given that you've called me Shammy 2.0

I wish it did. That would be the best thing in the world.


 No.404254

File: 1450904902890.mp4 (912.8 KB, 360x638, 180:319, lexee_dancer123_1450899359….mp4)


 No.404255

File: 1450905005836.jpg (513.29 KB, 3840x2160, 16:9, 1450027808041.jpg)

>>404253

Oh yeah, that is something he would have said. He also hated any girl from Disney or Youtube. Like literally it didn't even matter how they looked. I knew I was on to something when I said that back then :P

Hell yeah it would though! maybe in the year 3000

>>404254

Them Lips though. I thought it was Chloe in the last video until I heard her voice


 No.404256

File: 1450905045082.jpg (131.23 KB, 736x1104, 2:3, tumblr_ncucdqh5VD1tu27i3o1….jpg)

>>404247

I love alternative rock and most of the stuff on the radio that is dance able. But I write and perform Death Metal


 No.404257

File: 1450905112873.mp4 (560.6 KB, 360x638, 180:319, lexee_dancer123_1450895501….mp4)

>>404255

Yeah, maybe in this one too, kinda suspicious


 No.404258

File: 1450905169328.jpg (27.23 KB, 500x375, 4:3, tp thumbs up.jpg)

>>404256

>write and perform Death Metal

Doing god's work mate


 No.404259

File: 1450905298031.jpg (49.95 KB, 650x433, 650:433, e20.jpg)


 No.404260

File: 1450905304697.jpg (82.75 KB, 253x593, 253:593, Lauren2399.jpg)

>>404255

I don't hate every girl from Disney. Selena Gomez is alright I guess. But A lot of girls just don't mean much to me. Or maybe you were on to something and you knew exactly what you were saying

I would prefer it to happen now and not 900 years in the future


 No.404261

File: 1450905313929.jpg (88.93 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, dovecameron_1450899959197.jpg)


 No.404262

File: 1450905601089.jpg (151.92 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1450057388194-2.jpg)

>>404257

Oh noes, she got a Chloe lookalike! and she is such a footfag!

>>404260

Lol nah I know you don't. You are just pretty much a dedicated Laurenfag. the most critical I've heard you been has been towards the banjis and it had nothing to do with them being on YouTube.

Me 2. Until then though, really cooking yourself of course means you make things just how you want it and more food out of it. 15 bucks can feed me for more than a week. I must teach you everything

>>404258

Konnichiwa


 No.404263

File: 1450905816224.jpg (619.31 KB, 1600x898, 800:449, R.L. Stine's Monsterville.….jpg)

>>404259

If you have a bandcamp or something along those lines i would love to give your stuff a listen

>>404261

You always remind me to check my snapchat mate

>>404262

Hey Boss :3


 No.404264

File: 1450905895631.jpg (99.33 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1447945483999.jpg)

>>404262

A tease

>>404263

The place of mystery


 No.404265

File: 1450905921361.jpg (243.83 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Lauren2084.jpg)

>>404262

Not pretty much, I am. I feel like I have a decent reason for my criticism. Its up to the person to consider whether it's a respectable one or not.

The most elaborate thing I'll ever cook for myself is frozen chicken and fried rice. Takes a whopping 5mins out of my day.


 No.404266

File: 1450906115844.jpg (37.71 KB, 398x540, 199:270, fa68027149e5f60dc0051c56bb….jpg)


 No.404267

File: 1450906155966.webm (1.24 MB, 666x720, 37:40, 1449545375233.webm)

>>404264

>every time though

>>404265

true, but we always feel like our own opinions is decent!

Are you that obsessed with time? Like what do you think you could be doing in those 5-30 minutes you think you are throwing away?


 No.404268

File: 1450906179254.jpg (125.76 KB, 1080x1155, 72:77, 12394081_564941270330239_1….jpg)

tfw you're schlonged by Rusty and MrChloe in banji posting


 No.404269

File: 1450906304480.jpg (168.05 KB, 1800x1200, 3:2, umMz6dS.jpg)


 No.404270

File: 1450906421589.jpg (175.96 KB, 600x750, 4:5, tumblr_nwgt9gvznn1sm8q1fo1….jpg)

>>404268

Poor BBB. Quite your job and dedicate your time to them

>>404269

Well I'm gonna break the rules until then, sorry


 No.404271

>see mp4 or webm file posted

>are my headphones on my head right now?

>touch the sides of my head

>no they aren't

>oh well

>keep scrolling


 No.404272

File: 1450906505294.jpg (97.63 KB, 720x960, 3:4, nKqQBrp.jpg)

>>404267

Every time

>>404268

Lmao, what does that mean

See, I'd never seen that before


 No.404273

File: 1450906547061.jpg (427.44 KB, 1024x741, 1024:741, Lauren2411.jpg)

>>404267

which is why I said its up to everyone else to consider it a respectable one or not.

yes, I am. I don't like to waste it with things I don't feel I can benefit from.

>>404266

You have a publisher?


 No.404274

File: 1450906637699.jpg (62.48 KB, 600x812, 150:203, CO9fgV_WUAQnSSF.jpg)

>>404271

your loss

>>404272

dat booty dough

>>404273

I know I know. You can benefit from not relying on other people serving you.


 No.404275

File: 1450906665920.jpg (35.66 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1434359445823.jpg)

>>404270

Good for you.


 No.404276

File: 1450906745346.jpg (20.68 KB, 500x281, 500:281, BuZ3DlaIgAAf8iq.jpg)

>>404273

Few cats at Torn Flesh Records


 No.404277

File: 1450906748815.webm (1.71 MB, 480x480, 1:1, 1450682481520.webm)

>>404275

Taylor's personality is a very interesting one. Also that is one of her cutest pics!


 No.404278

File: 1450906844943.jpg (880.73 KB, 2395x3600, 479:720, 107.jpg)

>>404277

You just said you were gonna break the rules.


 No.404279

File: 1450906894482.jpg (78.5 KB, 960x720, 4:3, Lauren2086.jpg)

>>404274

I can benefit from having genie powers. Cross my arms and nod my head just to get some food

>>404276

I saw that its a none profit project. So I was just curious. But you should still spend the money to copyright your music. Just in case some asshole out there dug your music and uses it for their own.


 No.404280

File: 1450906913034.jpg (73.28 KB, 503x789, 503:789, b5af823a.jpg)

>>404278

I break my own rules all the time!


 No.404281

File: 1450906952188.jpg (632.46 KB, 2048x1367, 2048:1367, 140645702195.jpg)

>>404277

I remember how everyone thought it was jordyn the first time that pic was posted. I wish people confused me with austin.


 No.404282

File: 1450906993690.jpg (188.64 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 10623864_643052445797479_3….jpg)

me in the middle


 No.404283

File: 1450907003367.jpg (416.68 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, tumblr_n73a39ravk1qb86xno1….jpg)

>>404280

Don't enforce them either.


 No.404284

File: 1450907093347.png (175.3 KB, 645x589, 645:589, 94LyLm1.png)

Oh btw this is for you QG.


 No.404285

File: 1450907122294.webm (222.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, BestApprehensiveAnglerfis….webm)

>>404266

Thank you mate ♥


 No.404286

File: 1450907124633.png (1.98 MB, 1084x1084, 1:1, Lauren.png)

>>404282

really?


 No.404287

>>404282

Looking kinda pale bro


 No.404288

File: 1450907256365.webm (2.1 MB, 426x240, 71:40, 0RHLtx9r2LA-qc5M7QzDiA4.a….webm)

>>404287

A literal snownigger.


 No.404289

File: 1450907298286.jpg (336.9 KB, 600x900, 2:3, Jordyn_Jones_33.jpg)

>>404281

Lol, I remember I did. Who is Austin?

>>404283

har har

>>404284

Lmao. True enough


 No.404290

File: 1450907407087.jpg (814.33 KB, 2100x3150, 2:3, 1448276417326.jpg)

>>404247

O-okay. Thanks for the love! I appreciate it and will try my best to give some love back too!

>>404251

It's one where I can get many monies and followers and one that would allow lgf


 No.404291

File: 1450907426160.jpg (1.04 MB, 1772x2565, 1772:2565, Taylor-Swift_bangtidy-net_….jpg)

>>404289

Her brother.

I wasn't joking though?


 No.404292

File: 1450907464875.jpg (105.68 KB, 1080x731, 1080:731, 12139691_781119948676824_1….jpg)

>>404286

The last snowman I made was probably 20 years ago.

>>404287

You just know Taylor peed on that snowman when she was alone with it.


 No.404293

File: 1450907481576.jpg (75.24 KB, 399x600, 133:200, post-1676-1158024016.jpg)

>>404289

Her younger brother. The guy on the ground in this pic >>404282

>>404290

I envy your ambitious attitude.


 No.404294

File: 1450907545044.jpg (105.26 KB, 768x776, 96:97, Lauren2563.jpg)

>>404292

have we even received enough snow within the past 20 years to even make a single snowman?


 No.404295

File: 1450907602072.png (1.21 MB, 1024x1007, 1024:1007, vampire_make_up___chloe_mo….png)

>>404279

I encourage all of the musicians that I work with to get their instrumentals copy written. My lyrics and vocal melodies however get processed through our net label and are issued an archive number. However we can only get so much exposure because we are an "internet only" band as we can't ever tour. Which Im ok with (most of the guys I work with are whiny bitches)


 No.404296

File: 1450907731378.jpg (974.79 KB, 2818x4171, 2818:4171, 1442948340764.jpg)

>>404294

I was visiting family on the East coast.


 No.404297

File: 1450907824322.jpg (76.04 KB, 602x546, 43:39, Lauren2115.jpg)

>>404295

Sounds like a fun project to be behind. Unfortunate you can't take the music to the street but I think having the coordination to keep everyone on top of their shit is enough of a feat to make it worthwhile. You're recording everything through PT12 right?

>>404296

You originally come from the East coast?


 No.404298

File: 1450907856399.jpg (294.43 KB, 600x900, 2:3, Jordyn_Jones_32.jpg)

>>404290

as long as I get one myself, sign me up!

>>404291

Ooooh, thought he meant someone else, dur

I know. dont care :)

>>404293

Lol, oh I see


 No.404299

File: 1450907948836.jpg (467.75 KB, 1280x1631, 1280:1631, 1401753833767.jpg)

>>404298

You never do. :)


 No.404300

File: 1450908003237.jpg (1.24 MB, 2327x3000, 2327:3000, 1443839151703.jpg)

>>404297

I'm from here, but my parents are from New York.


 No.404301

File: 1450908024511.jpg (110.54 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1446561897992.jpg)

>>404293

You can dream just like myself. Just allow yourself to ignore every kind of impossibility and start making a way to get what you want.

>>404298

Okay!

Jordyn looks so much better without that much make-up.


 No.404302

File: 1450908114544.jpg (62.78 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1450474087964.jpg)

>>404299

I take offense to that! I'm like the most caring person here!

>>404301

She really does though. one day I think she will realize that


 No.404303

File: 1450908181683.jpg (173.4 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, Taylor Swift 8.jpg)

>>404302

No you're not.


 No.404304

File: 1450908183972.jpg (606.56 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, chloe_moretz_by_yu_tsai_fo….jpg)

>>404297

I don't.. But I think some of the guys might… Ill ask (as I am ignorant to the fact)


 No.404305

File: 1450908304950.jpg (63.2 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1450239954358.jpg)

>>404303

I will try to do better then. I'm sorry


 No.404306

File: 1450908355049.jpg (38.66 KB, 640x412, 160:103, 137100923152.jpg)

>>404302

I know she does, that's what I just said.

I hope she does because sometimes the make-up just ruins her face which ruins the entire picture.


 No.404307

File: 1450908534164.jpg (254.19 KB, 680x1024, 85:128, Lauren1642.jpg)

>>404304

Hm, I was gonna say that the production sounds too clean to be analog. But maybe I'm wrong.


 No.404308

File: 1450908549668.jpg (1.86 MB, 2623x3833, 2623:3833, w1aFvlp.jpg)

>>404305

No you're not.


 No.404309

File: 1450908680245-0.jpg (227.75 KB, 1100x687, 1100:687, 8393731_orig.jpg)

File: 1450908680246-1.jpg (94.03 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1440029453752-0.jpg)

>>404306

I know that for sure. Sometimes it's okay, other times it's akin to clown makeup

>>404308

Then I'm sorry I'm not


 No.404310

File: 1450908909063.jpg (225.27 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 1445900904539.jpg)

>>404309

Yeah. Not saying make-up is bad and she shouldn't use it.

But she wants to grow up so hard that she tries to emulate some stuff that just doesn't look good on her and probably never will because she has a different kind of appeal than say Ryry or Sexon.


 No.404311

File: 1450908911343.jpg (897.87 KB, 1804x2196, 451:549, 1444439817779.jpg)

>>404309

Can you please shut the fuck up?


 No.404312

File: 1450909246092.jpg (35.39 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1440042538371.jpg)

>>404311

I could

>>404310

exactly. she still has a kiddish face. That should be her appeal, not the made up sex bomb


 No.404313

File: 1450909427776.jpg (66.02 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, 1446909980171.jpg)

>>404312

We understand each other so well.


 No.404314

File: 1450909844999.jpg (101.44 KB, 1012x675, 1012:675, 1440030231683-2.jpg)

>>404313

Ikr! which is why I'm perfect for your cult!


 No.404315

File: 1450909862670.jpg (6.38 MB, 3456x5184, 2:3, 004 (17).jpg)

>>404312

You should do so tbh.


 No.404316

File: 1450909907701.jpg (125.76 KB, 1080x1155, 72:77, 12394081_564941270330239_1….jpg)

I'm much more interested in seeing this movie than I ever could be for Star Wars.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-12-23/big-short-every-american-should-see-movie-be-fking-pissed


 No.404317

File: 1450909971223.jpg (370.64 KB, 500x670, 50:67, 1424915368923.jpg)

>>404314

So true!!! I'll be back l8r

Cya~


 No.404318

File: 1450910081502.jpg (106.18 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1442118580588.jpg)

>>404315

I probably wont. Sorry

>>404316

I'm not but definitely interested

>>404317

See ya buddy


 No.404319

File: 1450910082465.jpg (213 KB, 1200x1291, 1200:1291, 1443413489188.jpg)

>>404316

So brave!


 No.404320

File: 1450910128978.jpg (849.29 KB, 2800x1867, 2800:1867, 494851095.jpg)

>>404318

Why not?


 No.404321

File: 1450910352133.png (1008.82 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 1441767674211.png)

>>404320

Cuz of my ability of doing whatever I want


 No.404322

File: 1450910409839.jpg (102.68 KB, 807x1024, 807:1024, post-1676-1158018973.jpg)

>>404316

I thought it was going to be a Michael Moore movie about tall privilege and the discrimination of short men. Kinda disappointed that it wasn't.


 No.404323

File: 1450910588751.jpg (347.79 KB, 2560x1923, 2560:1923, 6gFP4c9.jpg)


 No.404324

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>404318

This trailer had me pretty interested at first, but that review really makes me wanna see it.


 No.404325

File: 1450911116275.jpg (51.27 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 11848991_871379612951314_5….jpg)

>>404324

Chloe fell asleep watching it.


 No.404326

File: 1450911126246.jpg (190.77 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1442371371736-1.jpg)

>>404323

oh hush

>>404324

Oh yeah and there is a poster for it I see everyday going home. We will see. Depends on where it's playing


 No.404327

File: 1450911333473.jpg (553.95 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, 1448264000368.jpg)

>>404325

Lexee should have taken Larsen to it. She looks like a Jew hater, if I've ever seen one.

>>404326

I'll tell you if it's good or not.


 No.404328

File: 1450911373508.jpg (558.32 KB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, Lauren1660.jpg)


 No.404329

File: 1450911423411.jpg (73.44 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1449439740125.jpg)

>>404327

Please do. I still have last years Oscar bait I have to get through lol


 No.404330

File: 1450911550648.jpg (1.32 MB, 2318x3085, 2318:3085, 1436458504818.jpg)

>>404329

Imitation Game > The Theory of Everything


 No.404331

File: 1450911556205.jpg (546.2 KB, 2048x1892, 512:473, 1420432725435.jpg)

>>404326

Why?

You won't.


 No.404332

File: 1450911706807.mp4 (943.05 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 3A9E3726111291498879539396….mp4)

>me

Another amazing vine, Lily.


 No.404333

File: 1450911848322.jpg (1.08 MB, 1920x2880, 2:3, EP4A9234.jpg)

>>404330

I'll keep that in mind, thanks

>>404331

Don't worry, I'm leaving in a sec.

>>404332

Cutie


 No.404334

File: 1450911955852.jpg (809.7 KB, 2880x3600, 4:5, 173.jpg)


 No.404335

File: 1450912250134.jpg (304 KB, 1280x1600, 4:5, IMG_3476.jpg)

>>404334

IKR!

See ya guys


 No.404336

File: 1450912282836.jpg (546.77 KB, 1969x3000, 1969:3000, ApcDX17.jpg)

>>404332

Looks like her spots cleared up or makeup

>>404335

L8r


 No.404337

File: 1450912304815.jpg (86.66 KB, 882x960, 147:160, Lauren1425.jpg)

>>404335

bye bye


 No.404338

File: 1450912533803.jpg (1.19 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, DC_Teen_21.jpg)

>>404335

See ya later bundle of fun ~~


 No.404339

File: 1450912542019.mp4 (834.1 KB, 480x480, 1:1, BBB7319F-91F0-4BC6-98E8-36….mp4)

>>404335

Probably makeup and lighting. She looks kinda cute with some acne.


 No.404340

File: 1450912577172.mp4 (880.16 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 7C4EBE53741268840787681140….mp4)


 No.404341

File: 1450912759773.mp4 (894.23 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 406621F7B71290140515613962….mp4)

>>404340

She does

Different take on Love Myself


 No.404342

File: 1450912763113.jpg (617.5 KB, 1677x2000, 1677:2000, 1428492670360.jpg)

>>404339

>>404340

>She looks kinda cute with some acne.

empy dog.jpg


 No.404343

>>404342

Not everyone is a little girl


 No.404344

File: 1450913570857.jpg (84.28 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 12145317_152575388430287_6….jpg)

Hey guys


 No.404345


 No.404346

File: 1450914292618.jpg (552.39 KB, 2730x3969, 130:189, 6N6cI6r.jpg)


 No.404347


 No.404348

File: 1450915223922.mp4 (338.1 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Dove kiss.mp4)

>>404347

All she needed was a pair of cat ears


 No.404349

File: 1450915514468.jpg (28.98 KB, 439x440, 439:440, Lauren1077.jpg)

I HAVE A PROBLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM


 No.404350

File: 1450918134825.jpg (16.42 KB, 243x250, 243:250, frodo.jpg)

>Mfw it's Christmas


 No.404351

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>>404349

We all have. Just spit it out fool, what's on your christmas heart?


 No.404352

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 No.404353

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>>404351

I buy too much shit


 No.404354

>>404350

>>404351

ugh it's you


 No.404355

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>>404353

Weeell aint that just a bitch? ppl say we can't afford immigration but we spend more money on shit for Christmas than we spend to help ppl, crazy world huh?

>>404354

Oh hoy captin! did you miss me much?


 No.404356

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>>404355

That wasn't really the main cause of my discomfort but I guess that's also a problem as well


 No.404357

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>>404350

>mfw gonna have to do Christmas stuff in a couple days


 No.404358

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>>404356

what's the main cause of your probluuum? have you become an autistic?


 No.404359

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>>404357

>couple of days

Won't you be late?


 No.404360

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>>404359

Nope it's still the 23rd here in Canaland, ma fam.


 No.404361

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>>404358

my wallet is bleeding and I reached max cap on steam for selling shit in the market and they're asking for shit for something called IRC Section 6050W


 No.404362

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>>404360

Won't you have trouble getting gifts this late? it's a bloody jungle out there, everyone clawing each others eyes out to get what they want.

Or are people polite enough to not cause mayhem while last minute shopping over there?


 No.404363

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>>404362

Already done shooping! There's no such thing as shopping mayhem here because there's no where actually to shop in my little town.

I didn't get you a present tho :(


 No.404364

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>>404363

I-I didn't get you one either, but i can offer you my love

I'm so cheap i only got 2 presents


 No.404365

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>>404364

That's exactly what I wanted! And here is my present to youuuu: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Don't open it till Christmas though!

Who did you get your two other presents for? Family?


 No.404366

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>>404365

One for a close friend and one for my little cousin.

D-Did you get a ton of presents for your whole family bestie?

feels bad being a student and being low on funds all the time


 No.404367

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Still bikini season.


 No.404368

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>>404366

No just a couple for my parents and a couple of my friends. I'm also low on funds post-student and so I can't shower my friends and family in gifts.


 No.404369

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>>404367

That you global warming er…climate change.


 No.404370

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>>404367

Blessed be ♥

>>404368

Oh i thought you were much older than the average poster here.

I figured you were the top dog at your media company one day right?


 No.404371

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>>404369

It's a myth, further study is needed!

>>404370

One day bestie I'll be inviting you to my mansion in LA next to Stevis'! Do I seem like an old man tho?


 No.404372

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>>404371

Not at all, i just got the wrong impression way back when i asked you about your job/what you had studied in college.

My brain just sees what he wants to see sometimes. In your case my brain just wanted you to be rich and successful


 No.404373

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>>404371

We definitely need to look into this further


 No.404374

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>>404372

I'm whatever you want me to be bbg

I'm not old or rich or successful tho, just another uni grad trying to get some money so I can be rich and successful some day and probably old too eventually.

>>404373

The only way is to study its effects on the female form!


 No.404375

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>>404363

So you live in a small town in Canada? Is it idyllic like those little villages in Coca-Cola ads?


 No.404376

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>>404374

Someday, someway.


 No.404377

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>>404375

I'd give it an 8/10 on idyllicness. Decent hills and fields and forest scenery. Modest quaintness.


 No.404378

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>>404375

I believe theirs are a lot like American small towns but with less racism and more snow.

So generally worse


 No.404379

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>>404377

Oh please, none of that matters. You and I both know what truly defines the "idyllicness" of a place is the quantity of blonde little girls with pigtails prancing around the fields.

>>404378

Funny coincidence, I was a watching a game show an hour ago and one of the participants was an argentinian Wall Street trader. They are pretty much a race of their own, so you couldn't tell that he wasn't american. Slicked back hair, whitened teeth, horrifyingly smug smile, bragged about all the celebrities he met. And of course, he literally did not know what an epilogue is.


 No.404380

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 No.404381

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>>404380

She's starting to dress like a boy now too?


 No.404382

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>>404381

She still identifies as a girl you shitlord.


 No.404383

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>>404382

For now.


 No.404384

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>>404380

Sleep police is here, says you haven't slept enough and should get back to it.

Failure to comply with these orders will result in an extremely painful experience for you


 No.404385

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>>404383

Oh now you have something about waifus dressing masculine?


 No.404386

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>>404384

I've slept enough mr. I need to quest.


 No.404387

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>>404386

And what is that slang for?


 No.404388

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>>404386

If only you hadn't sold your soul to the pointy eyed people


 No.404389

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>>404387

You wouldn't understand. You're too old and not hip.

>>404388

They give good return on it.


 No.404390

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>>404389

You damn kids these days


 No.404391

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>>404384

>Failure to comply with these orders will result in an extremely painful experience for you


 No.404392

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>>404389

I fought for this country. They said there'd be people like you.

>>404391

You don't think she opened up the back door for Alexander Skarsgård? Just look at him 300 centimeters of Northern European perfection.


 No.404393

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>>404391

Y-You're not the boss of me!

Was that pic taken at a movie set or something?

Or does ellen really look that old and wrinly already?


 No.404394

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>>404392

Who said?! The sand niggers?!

>>404390

Stay out of this mum!


 No.404395

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 No.404396

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Good morning.


 No.404397

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Chloë why didn't you come Christmas vacation in MY town…

>>404395

Literally the most disgusting thing on the planet hemp protein is actually organic sand, it coats your throat on the way down and it only turns whatever you drink into grainy, bitter, sludge and if you don't constantly stir it it just turns to actual mud at the bottom there's no way she choked that entire jug of that stuff down.

>>404396

yooo


 No.404398

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>>404395

Has Lauren left humanity behind yet?

>>404396

Hey


 No.404399

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>>404397

I feel that way with more protein drinks. Really grainy tastes like sand and turns my stomach into shit

>>404396

hello

>>404397

What makes you say that?


 No.404400

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>>404392

I think she prefers average looking girls.

>>404393

That is an old pic. She has more wrinkles now.

>>404395

Oh man, earlier today I found myself walking behind a Lauren type. Tiny, pale, but shaped like Venus herself. She was wearing a shirt with a cut in the lower back, and her pants were quite low. Today was a good day.


 No.404401

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 No.404402

>>404396

hi pal


 No.404403

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 No.404404

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>>404396

But it's a bad morning.


 No.404405

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>>404400

I have to work with a lady of her stature and features weekly. Its a good feeling indeed


 No.404406

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>>404402

Hey, K.-47!


 No.404407

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>>404404

Can't do worse giving false hope.


 No.404408

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>>404379

I've heard a lot of Jews have infested South America. I was reading about the financial crises going down in Brazil a while back and couldn't help notice all the Jewish surnames.


 No.404409

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 No.404410

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>>404408

If you look at banks in any country you'll almost certainly find Jews.

Same with the entertainment industry.

They don't call them parasites for nothing.


 No.404411

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>>404409

high joh♥


 No.404412

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>>404410

I'm aware of Jewish ways.


 No.404413

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>>404405

That was the best view I've ever had. It was better than anything I've seen on the internet after a decade of browsing it. I don't know how I resisted the temptation to follow her for a couple extra blocks.

>>404408

>>404410

Argentina is the country with the biggest jewish population after the United States. My first cousin once removed was born and raised in Israel. Argentinian jews are nothing like american jews though, they are racist and traditional like those in their homeland.


 No.404414

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>>404408

A Brazilian is the CEO of Budweiser now after the hostile takeover back in 2008.

Also 3G Capital, a Brazilian investment firm, bought Burger King and Tim Horton's and then did an tax inversion to avoid a good deal of taxes.


 No.404415

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 No.404416

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>>404409

Hello.


 No.404417

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>>404413

That doesn't sound very Ellehu of you.


 No.404418

>>404416

Hello.


 No.404419

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>>404413

Interesting. Hopefully they don't sterilize minorities like their counterparts in the homeland.

>>404414

I don't know what to do with these facts.


 No.404420

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>>404413

>My first cousin once removed was born and raised in Israel.

inb4 Ellehu is a Jew too


 No.404421

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>>404419

LOL, it was just a cool story time from me.

File them away for a trivia contest one day.


 No.404422

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>>404414

>and then did an tax inversion to avoid a good deal of taxes.

>their faces when

>>404417

Why not?

>>404420

I don't think people like you realize just how many ancestors those of us born in recent times had. I'm willing to bet there aren't many euromutts who don't have at least a little jewish blood in them.


 No.404423

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>>404422

Well, you don't look Jewish on your skype profile, so that's at least a positive.


 No.404424

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>>404422

>i-i-m not jewish! y-you guys are jewish!


 No.404425

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>>404422

Yeah it's happened in several high profile cases recently. The US corporate tax rate is high compared to most of the developed world.


 No.404426

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>>404422

Cause I would expect you to follow her tbh


 No.404427

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>>404423

Here is a high resolution portrait. If you zoom in enough, you can see the nose hairs :). It's a huge nose, though it doesn't look like a jew's to me. But what do I know, I don't browse /pol/.

>>404425

There is an active thread on /n/ about that subject right now. Interesting read, if you skip over the /pol/fags' opinions.


 No.404428

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>>404423

Too slemma


 No.404429

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>>404427

You don't look anywhere near as frail and balding as you describe yourself.


 No.404430

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>>404427

>actually posting a picture of yourself


 No.404431

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>>404426

Oh I love you so much stevis.

>>404429

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder

>>404430

I've done it before on halfchan, while talking about my attraction to minors. I literally couldn't care less. I don't have a facebook account, and even if I did I have no friends to turn me away.


 No.404432

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>>404431

I'm hoping that wasn't sarcasm


 No.404433

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>>404427

I'll have to check it out.


 No.404434

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>>404427

You have very powerful eyes. Here's a picture I recently took of myself in some new clothes.

Yes I know I don't really know how to take a selfie

>>404430

All the cool kids are doing it.


 No.404435

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>>404434

Diggin the flannel. You should grow out that goatee. I bet you'll look good in a goatee


 No.404436

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>>404428

I just need a few more pictures before I decide to finally create my Emma folder.


 No.404437

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>>404435

Ya think? My mom recently told me that she thought a goatee would fit my face well.


 No.404438

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>>404434

Get a haircut hippie.

You look similar to younger Ron Livingston.

This is the last celebrity someone told me I resemble.


 No.404439

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>>404427

>>404434

QTs the lot of ya.


 No.404440

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>>404437

I think you'll look like a stud.

>>404438

That's not you! The Mad Hatter always wears his hat


 No.404441

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>>404440

Lately I'm more about chest accessories than I am about hats.


 No.404442

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>>404432

It's not sarcasm. You've been a little distant lately, I'm glad you haven't forgotten who I am. I *almost* followed her.

>>404434

Lol I have the exact same "broomstick" build, but you're clearly taller. I also wear flannel + jeans very often. You remind me of Carlos Nair Menem, with a little bit of Dross thrown in maybe


 No.404443

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>>404441

Chest accessories?! What are you, The Swat??

>>404442

I wouldn't say a little. But I highly doubt I would forget anyone here. Unfortunately for some cases :p


 No.404444

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BITCH I'M FABULOUS

Post last edited at

 No.404445

File: 1450932586637.gif (1.96 MB, 400x560, 5:7, 1448847346685.gif)

>>404443

I'm a high speed, low drag financial services operator.


 No.404446

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>>404445

I know you are, I was making a joke! Cause they wear a shit ton of body armor… nevermind


 No.404447

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>>404443

>Chest accessories?! What are you, The Swat??

Yes.

This is what TB actually looks like.


 No.404448

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>>404447

Now that you brought it up.

Triple B, what do you look like??


 No.404449

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>>404448

In my mind TB will always be Bale in American Psycho.


 No.404450

>>404449

I do have a similar hairstyle.


 No.404451

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>>404438

B-but the lady that cuts my hair always asks what I'm doing in life and it can get awkward.

Well, he was great in Office Space. Could be worse, someone told my friend he looked like Adam Richman from the food channel once.

>>404439

Thanks, Jo. :3

>>404440

Full beard and mustache goatee or just beard? My mustache doesn't fill in super well.

>>404442

Flannel and jeans is definitely a staple. I used to wear flannel and jeans unbuttoned with a wifebeater under before I grew too much body hair. That we also have in common.


 No.404452

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>>404449

I always though he would look like Ed Helms

>>404451

Can you grow out a full beard? If you can, go for it. But I definitely see the skeletal structure of a goatee going on. And a little facial hair always makes a man more masculine.


 No.404453

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>>404452

LOL

The Nard dog?


 No.404454

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>>404453

That's right Big Tuna, The Nard God


 No.404455

>>404452

I'm more in between Ian Curtis and Liam Howlett.

But with a halfway decent tan.


 No.404456

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>>404431

>making it this easy for the federales to find you

>>404434

Everyone here is such a normie.


 No.404457

>>404453

That's how I imagine you but less gay.


 No.404458

File: 1450933381966.jpg (32.77 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1444077962302.jpg)

>>404455

>between Ian Curtis and Liam Howlett

Now you really have to post a pic of yourself


 No.404459

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>>404458

I will not be peer pressured into this


 No.404460

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>>40445

Please post a pic.

It will make tracking you down much easier.


 No.404461

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>>404455

>I'm more in between Ian Curtis

YOU BETTER POST A PICTURE!!!

I love Joy Division ;__;


 No.404462

File: 1450933621593.mp4 (5.29 MB, 426x240, 71:40, Pan-Fran-fbdown.net (1).mp4)

>Triple B and I playing in the park


 No.404463

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>>404457

Really?

LOL, I'm just a simple countryfolk.


 No.404464

File: 1450933797249.mp4 (505.13 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Lauren Jump.mp4)

>>404463

post pic plz?


 No.404465

File: 1450933817564.jpg (490.61 KB, 1100x1100, 1:1, 1420502091280.jpg)

>>404455

So you do indeed look like a drug addict with no feelings.

>>404456

Argie police is too busy eating pizzas and watching football.


 No.404466

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>>404452

I'll try. I think my beard fills in better every year.

>>404456

Just because we appear as normal, doesn't make it so.


 No.404467

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>>404463

Na i'm just kidding maite.


 No.404468

File: 1450933897953.jpg (1.43 MB, 1459x1890, 1459:1890, 1423288668261.jpg)

>>404461

I used to love Joy Division too, but I can't listen to them anymore. It reminds me to much of past girlfriends. Same goes for Smashing Pumpkins.

I don't even know why I picked those two guys to compare myself to. I'm not even a little bit English. Thank God.


 No.404469

File: 1450933930376.jpg (1.16 MB, 1997x3000, 1997:3000, 1421110577624.jpg)

>>404466

Whatever you say, Chad.


 No.404470

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>>404468

You're trying to avoid posting a pic of yourself.

You're gonna have to do it buddy


 No.404471

File: 1450934024193.jpg (1.09 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1405687614054.jpg)

>>404470

You first maite


 No.404472

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>>404469

When you get older, you'll learn to hide it better. Hopefully.


 No.404473

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>>404464

Can't do that.

I have footprint on the internet outside of social media.


 No.404474

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>>404471

I don't look like cool cat singers though, so there's no point in doing so.

I also haven't taken a photo of myself in years


 No.404475

File: 1450934154897.jpg (220.08 KB, 600x900, 2:3, Lauren1693.jpg)

>>404466

That's usually how aging works. Hahaha

If you can try it out! Not much you can lose

>>404468

Aaaaah, but that's the point! Its like the most depressed, love starved post-punk out there! Besides The Cure..

But for real now, I have been curious as to what you look like. I've always pictured you as The Gatsby of the board. But with less social inept and not as rich.


 No.404476

File: 1450934192519.jpg (670.22 KB, 1600x1065, 320:213, Lauren980.jpg)

>>404473

I had my butt pics plastered on /mu/. You should be fine.


 No.404477

File: 1450934202392.jpg (2.71 MB, 2705x4066, 2705:4066, 1403510205180.jpg)

>>404474

Perfect time to now. I've got it in writing that TB said he'll do it straight after you post yours.


 No.404478

File: 1450934243183.jpg (105.58 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, top down.jpg)

>>404477

Can't trust anything a chink sellout says, sorry K


 No.404479

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>>404477

Great. Now I'm getting schlonged.


 No.404480

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>>404479

Don't worry it's just a ruse

>>404478

Trust me. He'd never lie.


 No.404481

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>>404474

Her face is so… appetizing?

>>404476

Those belong on /s/ tbh fam.


 No.404482

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>>404434

I'd fuck ya

no homo


 No.404483

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>>404480

I'm not doubting TB. I'm doubting you :^)


 No.404484

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>>404480

Good because I haven't put on my person disguise.


 No.404485

File: 1450934486421.gif (1.64 MB, 540x235, 108:47, Lauren2799.gif)

>>404481

tell nautie that, not me.

>>404482

same goes for you, post pic or you're banned


 No.404486

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>>404483

K is extremely untrustworthy, don't believe anything he says ever.

>>404485

Not until K does


 No.404487

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>>404486

Empy and I don't have to. It's in the rulebook.


 No.404488

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>>404473

You sure that isn't you? Makes sense to me.


 No.404489

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>>404482

But would you MAKE LOVE to me?


 No.404490

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Who is going to do the first room tour?


 No.404491

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>>404476

Haha, that's right.

>>404488

Ha, I don't have any facial hair.


 No.404492

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 No.404493

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Note to self: Buy eyepatch on day after Christmas sale.


 No.404494

File: 1450935052468.jpg (1.65 MB, 2954x4425, 2954:4425, 1432893730337.jpg)

>>404490

My room is boring.


 No.404495

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>>404486

Who is this girl?

>>404489

Empy doesn't believe in love. For him there is only holes.

>>404490

My room is like 12 feet by 7 feet LOL.


 No.404496

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>>404489

Maybe if you bought me dinner first

>>404495

Tatiana Georgieva


 No.404497

File: 1450935554044.jpg (309.94 KB, 1280x854, 640:427, Lauren1982.jpg)

>>404486

how about K and you do it at the same time

>>404490

Already did it.


 No.404498

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>>404497

You've got a better chance of Lauren knocking on your door than that happening.


 No.404499

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>>404498

you say that like it's never going to happen


 No.404500

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>>404499

If you meant the me and empy posting pics at the same time. You're right.


 No.404501

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>>404498

I'm with you.

I prefer to remain unknown. Just think of me as some redneck.


 No.404502

File: 1450936121661.jpg (1.56 MB, 2667x4000, 2667:4000, georgemodels008.JPG)

>>404497

As K says here

>>404498

He is very untrustworthy and would never do it


 No.404503

File: 1450936223723.png (526.84 KB, 1280x536, 160:67, Joey King in The Conjuring.png)

Good night, Lewis.

Good morning, Empis.


 No.404504

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>>404503

>morning

It's nearly 5pm


 No.404505

File: 1450936334874.jpg (52.47 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, Lauren1793.jpg)

>>404500

give a monkey a computer and at some point in time, he could write Halmet

>>404502

He's just scared of the judgment


 No.404506

File: 1450936384107.jpg (55.48 KB, 960x640, 3:2, Lauren Mayberry Sleeping 2.jpg)

>>404504

And, you've been here a while. I know. :3


 No.404507

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>>404496

Breaking traditional relationship roles, eh? I like that.


 No.404508

File: 1450936490405.jpg (117.27 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1410550301017.jpg)

>>404505

I'm guessing you meant Hamlet. I don't think he'd be able to take a picture of himself and upload it to a chan though.


 No.404509

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>>404505

I think he's scared of the police

>>404506

About 7 hours or so, yes

>>404507

Wait, who's the girl in this?


 No.404510

File: 1450936828622.jpg (499.17 KB, 2592x1728, 3:2, Lauren2193.jpg)

>>404508

No, Halmet. Its the underrated, parody of Hamlet Monty Python made. He gave a monkey a computer and that monkey rewrote the entire play of Hamlet. But there were a few parts left out and added for the sake of keeping it with in the context of monkeys being the characters. He ended up calling it Halmet. Kind of odd, huh.

He has a phone. And internet access. He can do it.

>>404509

Where he's going, there won't be police!


 No.404511

File: 1450936865363.jpg (213.45 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1415767652376.jpg)

good evening friends

jethro and cc are total qts


 No.404512

File: 1450937028760.jpg (74.17 KB, 600x800, 3:4, CUW3VCgUsAAs3ky.jpg)

>>404511

Hello.


 No.404513

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>>404509

We could both pretend to be girls, if you like. That'd make it less gay, I assume?

>>404511

Hi, qt :3


 No.404514

File: 1450937046995.jpg (35.99 KB, 589x595, 589:595, Joey King Being Extremely ….jpg)

>>404511

Hello.


 No.404515

File: 1450937065662.jpg (305.75 KB, 692x940, 173:235, Lauren1071.jpg)


 No.404516

File: 1450937150381.jpg (1.82 MB, 1852x2463, 1852:2463, 1450892339085.jpg)


 No.404518

File: 1450937336687.jpg (5.31 MB, 2304x3456, 2:3, Lily-Rose Depp 05__1429833….jpg)

>>404516

She really looks great with her hair like that.


 No.404519

File: 1450937410742.jpg (2.56 MB, 1851x2464, 1851:2464, 1450892299119.jpg)

>>404518

It kind of looks like a wig, tbh.


 No.404520

File: 1450937514918.jpg (3.15 MB, 2050x3072, 1025:1536, 1409568247955.jpg)

>>404511

Is that you? You look like a qt.


 No.404521

File: 1450937611778.jpg (1.6 MB, 1990x3000, 199:300, Joey King at the Christian….jpg)


 No.404575

File: 1450955250717.gif (409.12 KB, 200x279, 200:279, awwshitnigga.gif)

>>404434

I-I like your painting…




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