/waifuist/ - Waifuist

>>404517

Yaaaay

>>404519

You know they say the same thing about Trump! I guess it does look a bit displaced or 'off'. I still like it.

merry christmas family

>>404520

that's my spirit animal. my physical form is disgusting

Calling it here. Good night

>>404526

Night

>>404526

Good night.

>>404526

Night night.

>>404526

goodnight

>>404526

Night night mate ~~

>>404525

I don't believe you.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

>>404536

Hey, Pye.

>>404536

Merry Christmas to you Mr Pye.

>>404536

Merry christmas Pye!

>>404513

That would make it a lot less gay. As everyone knows, wearing a skirt makes you a girl.

>>404537

Hey, sup?

>>404538

>>404539

Merry Christmas!

>>404517

nice picture, dvt

>>404541

I'm just fixing some stuff. You?

>>404542

Thanks.

>>404544

>I spent the day with my mom and sister

christmas~

I don't have many good Christmas decorations tbh fam

>>404544

Cool.

>>404546

that is no good, ryry wants many dick rations

>>404540

>

>>404545

It's the year after dad died and it was just myself, mom, my sister now. Without dad's steady paycheck, we struggled to make ends meet…and that meant this Christmas the tree would be empty this year.

It was Christmas day and I awoke to see that it was true, the tree was bare… but as I was about to head back into my lonesome room, my mom and sister pranced down the stairs, they each had a bow on their matching Christmas PJs.

"Sorry there's no Christmas presents this year for you to unwrap, but maybe you can unwrap us instead?", as she bit her lip and tugged on my sister's arm.

>>404549

I made this story up on the fly, by the way.

>>404548

lewd!

>>404549

>>404552

You have my permission to fap.

>>404549

Our very own E. L. James.

>>404548

>>404551

d-d-dick rations? like the American semen that gets air dropped to Europe as aid?

Ryry wants an airborne load?

>>404555

But you get the sister stuff.

>>404555

You've already been through your mom's vagina once, why not double dip?

>>404559

>why not double dip?

>>404561

Elizabeth Olsen would be good for a motherly incest movie role in a few years, I think.

What's the source for that Eva webm?

>>404560

Good night.

>>404565

Oh yes, I've been really meaning to watch that.

Hello, friends.

>>404568

Hey slavababy.

>>404568

You're up early today. Special occasion?

>>404569

Hey Jojobaby.

>>404570

Trying to fix my sleeping pattern for Christmas.

>>404568

Hey, Booboo.

>>404572

>>404571

Any plans tomorrow with family?

>>404574

Just going to my aunt's house like we do every year.

You?

>>404576

Just a lunch with sisters and parents and das about it.

Merry Christmas

u ho ho ho ho's

>>404578

Hey hey.

just had an early gift unwrapping. decent haul i suppose. i got some new clothes, a bit of money and a whole heap of random bullshit

whoops forgot muh internet nomen

>>404580

>>404581

Hey.

>>404579

Howdy partner

>>404581

Hey

>>404578

Hey, Rusty.

>>404580

Heya. Nice!

what have you fellas got planned for tomorrow?

>>404585

Eating, I guess.

>>404585

Just going over to yours friend.

>>404585

Drinking

>>404587

i won't be there so it's a good time to ransack the place. make sure you take the yoyo my mum bought me for inexplicable reasons

>>404585

>>404577

>>404576

>>404589

I'm gonna take your lg folders and delete them off your computer.

>>404591

Woah! Too far! Don't make me send you to the naughty corner

>>404591

you wouldn't!

>>404590

i'm doing something similar. best case scenario it would be painfully dull. i hope it's just dull.

>>404593

That's not very Christmassy.

>>404593

You've pushed me to this. I'm sorry.

>>404592

I have to do this.

>>404594

i wish i could be christmassy about it but i'm just terrified

>>404595

i'll go down with that ship before i watch it sink on the horizon

>>404596

Why?

>>404597

long story short someone or their partner may or may not have found out something about me i try very hard to keep hidden from people who know me irl

>>404596

So I will see you tomorrow then!

>>404598

They found out you're gay?

>>404599

n-no you're a good boy i trust you not to destroy the thing i hold most dear

>>404598

How did they find this thing out?

>>404601

even i don't know that so probably not

>>404604

Well what did they find out and also how.

>>404603

for obvious reasons i can't go into it. like i said i don't know if they saw anything or not.

anyway talking about it is making me even more anxious so you guys tell me more about your christmas's. what are you getting/giving?

>>404606

Why mention it at all then if you're just going to shy away from it?

>>404607

i dunno. i'm freaking out a bit.

what's santa bringing you?

>>404606

Were you watching a series of moving images detailing something?

Nothing tbh

>>404584

Hey buddy

>>404585

Not alot, wake up, presents, bacon sandwich, sit around, help with dinner, eat, clean, watch telly and drink

>>404609

>>404610

will you be having anything special for lunch/dinner?

christmas sweg

>>404611

My mam always goes over the top at Christmas

Nothing special, just real good tasting food

>>404611

Nope.

>>404613

i wanted to make beef wellington but i can't now that im being dragged away from my house

>>404614

w-well try to have a good ordinary lunch anyway for me

Merry Christmas, Aussies. I'll follow in 2 hours and 37 mins.

FUCK Christmas, tbh

>>404616

thank you friend. merry christmas to you too. not for another 35 mins for me but empy and k are official

>>404617

hi smiles, are you back home yet?

>>404617

Hi, Smiley.

>>404617

Hello.

Goodnight. ♥

>>404618

hi! yes i got home last night. very tiring experience. and then i get to jump right into a bunch of Christmas shit. wheeeee

>>404619

♥

>>404620

>>404621

hi bye

>>404621

night qt and merry christmas for 20mins from now

>>404621

That's early for Christmas. Night, Jo.

>>404608

Well I'm sure it's nothing.

I don't know. Money probably.

>>404626

he's trying to teach you how to not be a shit

>>404627

What are you doing fam? Did liz invite you to hers?

Happy Holidays my brothers!!

My car didn't want to start. We had to take 2 cars here. -_-

>>404627

>>404629

Hello. Merry Christmas.

>>404629

Hay qt. Same to you too friend.

>>404630

lol

Is that the land cruiser not starting?

>>404632

Obviously. Seems like the batteries or one of them froze up.

>>404633

I didn't know it got that cold there

>>404634

Well, not literally froze but it got too cold for the batteries.

>>404636

eve? It's already Christmas here maite.

>>404635

That's still pretty cold.

Auto batteries are usually rated to work at 0 fahrenheit

>>404639

Hawaii still counts!

Goodnight friends, Merry Christmas to you all ♥.

>>404641

Night night qt pie, and merry christmas to you ♥

I was just watching The Heart of the Sea in my corner then my cousin came over, hugged me, and randomly said "I love you". :3

>>404641

Good night.

>>404642

Good morning.

>>404644

I just got here

>>404641

Night night, merry Christmas to you too

>>404644

Still young

>>404645

Hello.

>>404644

Want to fight about something?

>>404646

yeah that is why you guys are all so excited about this nonsense. my family is the same.

>>404648

i always want to fight about something. i could rant about how angry i am for an hour but i guess it would be a waste of time.

>>404649

Why exactly do you feel too cool for Christmas?

ITT : normies and their family obligations

>Smileman

>>404650

i don't like how forced it is

i don't like how much money people waste

its just a bunch of garbage to me.

i'm also angry that people are buying me presents when i can't reciprocate.

luckily this is the last year i have to participate.

>>404651

>>404652

Hello.

>>404651

>implying I have a family

>>404654

haldo dVt

>>404655

>implying we're not your family 4lyfe

>>404653

>i'm also angry that people are buying me presents

Angry again smiles ? grow up…

or I can adopt you we have a zero contact policy, no calls so far besides mom and she doesn't celebrate pagan holidays just called to say hi. I'm trying to convince my mom to let me use her miles it's not going well when no one gives a fuck about the holiday.

>>404654

hi

>>404655

sup dug ?

>>404656

yay…

>>404657

dug?

>>404658

That's my special name for you

also tried to find this song yday couldn't

>>404659

Why dug? Is there a specific reason? Or just pulled it out of your bum.

you have a link to where you found that video? maybe I can find the song

>talking with a qt little girl I know

>explain to her how chicken nuggets are made from disgusting parts of the chicken

>say that even knowing this I still find them delicious and eat one

>she laughs and eats one too

>ended up talking how she doesn't like the taste and texture of beef (here in brazil it's hard to find any meat that isn't bovine)

>she says that she is now pretty much vegetarian but eats some chicken and fish sometimes

>remember Chloe

>get sad because no Chloe in my life

Hello. :(

>>404661

hey lilly

>>404660

No it came to me in a dream while farting uncontrollably

https://www.instagram.com/miadiaz/

It's not in comments or maybe I just suck at looking

Hah just finished watching Creed it was nice

>>404660

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dug

>>404661

Hi lilblo I am familiar with that feeling

>>404662

hello! how are you?

>>404664

hey, canadian friend~

it's a very sad feeling isn't? :(

>>404661

Hi.

>>404665

Unbearable yet I bear it daily.

>>404663

Sounds like you need to get that checked out.

I can't find it. You can try shazaming it.

>>404664

gross, I would like a new name please

>>404665

I'm doing fine, slow week.How about you?

>>404653

Maybe people like giving gifts to others.

I'm genuinely surprised there's anyone left IRL that bothers with you.

>>404666

hey dvt! how are you?

>>404668

I know how that is.

>>404669

Could be better. Turns out my family invited lots of people to come spend christmas here and I would prefer they didn't so I could just stay locked in my room.

Now I'll have to pretend and be a good host.

>>404669

It's too late O'Bloom hath decreed it!

>>404671

I hafta drive four hours tomorrow to my nearest family for Christmas dinner at like 4PM because dinner is at 4PM on Christmas and Thanksgiving for whatever reason. I wish I could at least be home for Christmas instead of sleeping on someone's couch tomorrow night sitting around their living room with people I don't know all Christmas day and evening. It's right fucked.

>>404669

I can't just come up with stuff

Also I don't think I have shazam gotta download bluestacks or something for it

>>404672

And I will just sit at home because we don't do forced celebrations and I haven't spoken to anyone from my family in years

>>404673

Do you have a troubled family?

>>404671

I getcha. Relatives are probably the most obnoxious people I've ever met.

>>404672

Can I be named after a pirate? Can I be black beard since my beard is actually black

>>404673

I'm not good at it either

i know you can just download shazam and play the video and it might give you the song that way. Otherwise the comments section is useless.

>>404671

I'm alright.

>>404674

Good morning.

>>404676

Better CGI than The Hobbit movies.

>>404673

Lucky you

>>404675

>trying to make your own nickname

Stevman don't be that guy…

>>404672

I did not decreed anything.

I wouldn't mind as much if it was only family but they invited friends and the family of said friends.

It's gonna be fucking exhausting and I just wanted to stay at my room listening to taytay.

Maybe there will be a qt little girls that you can befriend and that will save the day. Don't lose hope.

>>404675

>every people are the most obnoxious people I've ever met.

Fixed

>>404677

Nice :)

>>404679

I liked it more that dug..

Hi guys, hope you are all having a good Christmas ♥

>>404680

I wouldn't say every, but relatives are waaaay up there in the ranking

>>404674

I mean I don't like most of them but we are just not close.My mom speaks to her sisters my father is dead my aunt on fathers side is a massive cunt. Rest are distant relatives I don't really know about and everyone else is dead and even before that everyone else just lived in different cities and nobody gave a shit so that's pretty much it.I have cousins that I never talk to one of them was pregnant or something I don't remember I think she might have given birth by now

>>404679

why can't you just say no ?

>>404681

It's not my fault george lucas is full of shit I didn't know that

>>404682

>>404676

>>404681

I second Dug

>>404682

Heyyyy! Could be a lot better tbh :(

>>404683

Every.

>>404680

lel I noticed that I was already thinking of the second half of my post when I started the first.

Yeah family friends are right shitty. There will be no lgs there tho it's just gonna be relatives and their old people friends. Luckily we won't arrive until like 4 and then since they're all old they'll be in bed by 10 so I really only have to survive 6 hours of sitting and listening to them talk about mundane shit and responding jovially with the bare minimum of input when addressed, and then leave the next day some time in the afternoon.

You should just blast Tayswift over a stereo and maybe it'll make people leave sooner!

>>404681

The Dugs are a proud people you should be honored tbh

>>404682

hi deazers have you been around even for a while?

>>404684

Because I have to be socially functional within the group of people I am currently attached to until I'm no longer attached to them.

I could be spending Christmas at my wealthy aunt's impressive manse, but she didn't want the aggravation of hosting. So now my family's Christmas party is going to be at my uncle's modest pre-war home.

I'm only going to stay a couple of hours at the most. There are too many people attending and too few seats. A bad situation no matter the time of year.

>>404684

>>404686

>>404688

Going with B1lackbeard

>>404687

Most?

>>404682

hi

>>404688

That sucks.

Deaz is too much of a normal guy to spend time with us in the holydays

>>404690

Deal.

>>404690

Dugbeard

>>404682

bye deazy

>>404682

>>404689

Hello. Merry Christmas.

>>404690

Big B1lack Beard?

>>404689

I have no idea what to comment about that.

Nonetheless, hey you~

>>404682

Hey deazball, Merry Christmas :D

>>404691

are we obnoxious lilly?

>>404692

>>404694

Just Blackbeard

>>404697

Yes! But not all the time.

>>404698

really? Sorry about that :\

>>404685

hoooolllly shit, ripped tights are too hot! Thank you ♥

hows it going?

>>404687

aww, anything specifically or just not feeling christmasy?

Good to see you :)

>>404688

Not for a while. Been busy with uni work, Christmas stuff and some personal issues

What's up with you?

>>404689

Do you get on well with most of your family though?

>>404690

heya, hows things?

>>404691

lol, I have been going out a lot recently

>>404692

Hi!

>>404693

You too!

>>404696

hey buddy, hows Christmas for you?

>>404693

I looove Daisy btw, such a qt. have you started a folder?

>>404562

Hey Jethro! Sorry about the late reply, the movie that Eva webm is actually from is "Womb". It doesn't just look like incest, it's legit incestual stuff going on.

Also I agree about Elizabeth. She really does have strong potential to make a young fella' wanna' go "M-mommy~!" But if I had a choice in the matter it'd be me and her in a perfectly normal intimate relationship, living in a little place of our own somewhere. Both of us are somehow immortal and we just fuck all day long when we're not enjoying other leisure activities or sustaining our life force by somehow sacrificing people we've kidnapped (and keeping their valuables to use or sell).

tbh this doesn't actually apply to any waifu in particular, some more than others but that's just my general fantasy

Eva would make a good match for it. Elizabeth works just fine.

A sweet and pure girl like Stefanie, that inhabits more the realm of fantasy that involves a quaint rural farm life with our own generous plot of land and fields and anamulz to tend to and a bunch of little critters running around, getting taught how to help with the farm work from an early age… Most self-sustainable.

"What kinda lifestyle with your waifu you want fam?"

"Just "Little House" my shit up cuz"

>>404700

about to go looking around for a gaming headset. But I'm trying to determine which one to get. I need one with a good mic. So far, Razer Kraken is a good one

>>404700

I hope personal issues aren't too bad I'm not much up just gonna have to get through the next couple days of dealing with people and then back to normal!

>>404699

It's alright. You are a person and every person is obnoxious.

>>404700

I just wanted to be left alone in my room but my family decide to invite friends and the family of said friends to spend christmas here.

Good to see you too. What have you been up to?

>lol, I have been going out a lot recently

Of course. You are one of the normalest guys here.

>>404705

do you find yourself obnoxious?

>>404703

oh cool. I have the Razer Chimaera which is wireless and I love it. Very comfortable

>>404704

I've been working on it last couple of weeks, im in a better place for now

Relatives coming to yours tomorrow?

>>404705

haha I know what you mean. We are having a quietish Chirstmas day this year, just 1 Grandad with us. But then we are going down to my cousins for boxing day which will be pretty busy

Been slugging through university work. Final year essays are pretty tough. I got some Dyslexia support grant though and they gave me some great software which is usually hundreds of pounds for free. Got some great dictation software which really speeds up writing.

Besides that I've been hanging out with my home town friends. Was at a pretty posh party last night, champagne on tap, I think I had 7 glasses before we hit the pubs in town. Hanging a bit today.

I am far from normal lol!

Whats going on with you?

>>404707

sound quality and mic quality are good?

Runs off batteries right?

>>404703

If we move past the strict "no such thing as a good gaming headset" autistic mantra (which really isn't wrong) Razer is generally regarded as overpriced for the quality, you're mostly paying for the brand and the presentation.

It's hard to come across any valuable information about quality with the autism that is that aforementioned mantra on constant unyielding repeat, but from what I've heard the Kingston Hyper X series is generally regarded as very good. The Hyper X Cloud 2 is what I eventually went and got when I saw it on sale. I'm no audiophile, so what the fuck do I know, but I haven't really had any complaints about it beyond it getting uncomfortable after extended use (specifically headband, might just be my big head or that I am not used to wearing a headset). Oh, and the audio quality itself seems to clearly suffer when set to lower volumes, but past a certain threshold keeps the quality I expect.

Creative makes much higher priced "gaming headsets" that are supposedly on a higher quality spectrum. I've also heard good things about SteelSeries, which price/quality wise would be a competitor with Razer/Kingston.

>>404706

No. But that's because I'm not a person.

>>404707

>boxing day

What is that?

Wow, sounds like you are having lots of fun which is nice. :)

Sadness because no ChloeE-like girl in my life. :(

>>404707

Naw going to relatives tomorrow >>404672

I'll be back in a hour or two

>>404709

The only option I'm giving myself is whatever is at Best Buy when I get there. So If I end up finding a Cloud 2 hanging around there. I'll keep in mind to consider that as a good option

>>404710

are you a robot?

>>404708

Sounds quality is good, mic quality is above average

Its got a recharging stand plugged into mains, rather than batteries

>>404710

What we call the day after Christmas

I feel that too, all the Christmas love songs are making me sad this year.

>>404711

4 hour drive sounds like such a pain. Hope it turns out better than you expect

>>404701

I only have two pics as of now.

>Because it's 2016!

http://time.com/4158215/canada-syrian-refugees-2016/

50k new Canabros on the way next year looks like.

>>404712

No. I'm an animal. A very cute one btw.

>>404713

People should box on the day after christmas? Didn't know that.

Maybe next year we won't be sad because we will find them?

Probably not.

>>404715

I don't get why people call them refugees. They are straight up immigrant as they won't go back to Syria once the war is over.

I want to impregnate Marion Cotillard. She is desirable to the fullest possible extent in that regard. For me, she's just super fertile or something. I got fertility vision on when I'm looking in her direction.

There are other waifus that are closer to my heart but very few that I have such an immediate and overwhelming urge to put a baby in.

Does anyone else agree that Cotillard has (or had) a womb that is somehow exceptionally alluring???

>>404717

Fits by the google definition I just googled: "a person who has been forced to leave their country in order to escape war, persecution, or natural disaster."

>>404718

>40 years of age

I dunno bruh them eggs might be getting faulty.

morning bros

Merry Christmas to all

>>404720

Hello. Merry Christmas.

>>404718

She does look exceptionally fertile.

>>404719

40 is not too late these days, but he better hurry up!

>>404720

Hey sheepy

>>404714

Let me know if you find anymore :)

>>404716

I think its too do with all the boxes from Christmas gifts

That can be our new years resolutions :P

>>404717

Once you arrive in a safe country you are no longer a refugee

Yet these people move all through many safe European countries to get to their desired location of Germany or Britain..

>>404720

Morning Dan! Merry Christmas! Good to see you

>>404719

Huh, guess I was wrong then.

>>404720

Merry christmas to you.

>>404724

Could be. I didn't even know there was a boxing day.

That could! Maybe.

Yeah, they are pretty much opportunistic immigrants. Not all of them of course but some.

>>404670

you should probably take your own advice and mind your own fucking business when i make posts here

>>404719

They are opportunistic migrants (parasites) who instead of fleeing to one of the many safe countries in the immediate vicinity of Syria and staying there, expect to come to Europe or North America for their luxuries and handouts. Also every fighting age man who flees Syria is a coward and a traitor who is leaving behind his country and woman-folk to be raped by ISIS. The many women left behind agree on this point.

>>404719

>them eggs might be getting faulty

Well, hence the "(or had)" regarding her womb. She's already with a partner and has had his kid anyway.

Ugh. Christmas time and I manage to get into a shit mood again.

>>404724

Alright.

>>404721

>>404724

>>404725

hi, how u guys doing?

>>404723

I dindu nuffin with any sheep, honest

>>404729

Eh: >>404728

Otherwise, I'm fine.

>>404720

Merry Christmas NZ bro ♥

>>404720

Good morning ChristmasKiwi.

>>404727

Yeah I dunno why we're taking them here when it's something like 11 to 1 for the cost of relocating a family within the Middle East somewhere instead of a European country or America (far as I know the cost of relocating 1 family to America could relocate 11 families to another Middle Eastern country accepting refugees). It's just faux-moral posturing for politicians and uninformed masses at this point to bring refugees over the ocean to America when you could instead send money to relocate them within the region. It's their way of loudly shouting, "Look, I'm sending this raft to this one drowning person!" while the money spent on that raft could have paid for life-jackets for the other ten people drowning around the guy on the raft now.

>>404725

Maybe its just a British term

>>404728

Prefect, nice feet too

We'll cheer you up!

>>404729

Doing pretty well thanks. Just finished wrapping final presents. How's your Christmas going?

Are any of you guys fat?

>>404729

see >>404705

>>404734

70kg and I work out so no

>>404733

Probably is.

>>404735

Strong ripped hot Deazy.

>>404731

>>404732

good morning guys, merry xmas

>>404733

currently lying in bed. Nothing much to do til lunch at my parents

>>404734

when I lived at home I would spend most of my xmas in my room, emerging only to fill my plate with food.

>>404737

My pic didn't post….

>>404738

That's what I was going to do. But with people here I need to at least pretend to be a good host.

>>404734

Fat cock m8 total chode

>>404739

Korea Chlo was top tier

>>404741

I just wasn't feeling this set.

>>404736

haha pls ><

>>404738

Christmas dinner is the best thing about it imo

Excited for cooking and eating tomorrow

I'm off to eat, catch you guys later

>>404742

Yeah not that one but all the stuff on that talk show or sketch show was the best they had so much footage and activities. I wish American celebrity coverage focused so much on their interviewees.

>>404743

>>404743

I leave the cooking to mum and concentrate on the eating. See ya later

I just found out recently my little cutie is moving into a house now. I guess it's a "Christmas gift" from the guy who's fucking her instead of me and put that ring on her finger.

I wonder often how my life could have been different.

>>404741

Didn't understood a thing tbh.

>>404743

Do you have abs? Girls must love your body.

>>404743

bai deazums

>>404747

>I wonder often how my life could have been different.

Don't we all.

>>404713

I just got back and I got the Kraken 7.1 Chroma. Kind of disappointed in the fact that it uses USB rather than a 3.5mm but w/e

>>404716

which animal?

>>404750

Who is this Nelson Muntz fellow who seems to take so many pictures of Lauren?

>>404753

No clue, but I hate him for putting his watermark all over the pictures

>>404750

hey are you new here or are you just someone who changed trip again?

>>404754

watermarked pictures are a sin. those people who do that are going to hell

>>404750

A very qt unsuspecting cockroach

>>404755

It's Stevis. Like he says, the file name gives him away. Am I still over 10 years younger than you? 26 now.

such a soft, fillable tummy…

>>404755

hi smiles, how was your road trip? see any interesting sights?

>>404757

happy birthday for the other day, hope you had a good one!

>>404758

> fillable

W-w-w-w-w–w-w-with what, Comrade?

Christmas dinner?

>>404757

oh ok i usually don't notice file names.

>>404759

it was exhausting and the weather was really awful the whole time. we got pulled over in South Dakota and almost got arrested. they took weed from us and let us go, but they didn't get it all even though they emptied the entire full car (we were moving stuff from Seattle to NH).

stupid fucking cops

>>404759

Thanks. I think you greeted me then though. Haha.

>>404756

those are cute?

>>404755

I'm new and I'm black

Good night, guys. Merry Christmas again.

>>404758

I've seen fillabler

>>404764

byebye

>>404761

guessing you would have been in more trouble if that had happened in somewhere like Arkansas or Louisiana. At least thats the impression I get from movies lol

>>404764

see ya

>>404760

Oh yes… christmas dinner indeed.

>>404765

Lexee's is just unrivaled.

>>404767

yeah it is amazing that we got away without any trouble. they confiscated a gram and missed the other 4 grams.

got very lucky.

>>404768

Best in the U16 category

>>404758

What are you filling her tummy with?

>>404763

Some of them are!

If I'm being honest I guess it's really just nothing more than lust, how could it be more when I barely know her. Though she does seem like a sweet girl overall.

I want missionary, her legs locked around me and her arms hooked under mine. I want this girl to be my wife. I want her hot gasping breaths and murmurs in my ear while I'm going deep. I can't even really imagine in my mind what she would sound like. I wish I could concretely, but it comes and goes, my conception of it I mean. I don't have a solid grasp on those hypothetical moans and sweet-nothings.

I think my biggest issue is that she fits conceptions from childhood. She's not dissimilar from the mysterious, half-formed idea of an other that I was visited by in dreams. A vaguely defined other, maybe the same girl, always fitting the same kind of description, always in possession of black hair. It's only having gotten older that I'm able to crystallize those vagueries that have always been the subject of an innate attraction, and I see many of them in this girl I've stumbled across.

Worse than anything else is her closeness to home, her physical proximity to me now. An only slightly different throw of the dice in either of our lives and it's entirely possible I could have known her personally somehow. Been in the same class, gone to the same school or university…

>>404772

In cartoons maybe. But when I think of cockroaches, I don't really think of them being cute

>>404770

probably smoked it up themselves, then hit the donut shop to cure the munchies

>>404773

Make it happen ma boy.

>>404776

There is no "it" to make happen. Can't happen, won't happen. It's silly fantasy and escapism with no merit to begin with, as I've already acknowledged.

I'll just jerk off to her once in awhile and continue to save her instagram pictures.

>>404774

When you think of me. Did you think I'm cute?

That's because I'm a cute cockroach!

Seen various versions of the daughterfu/cunnyfu/waifu pic posted here. Thought I better post the correct version :)

>>404782

nice job. another kikibro lol

>>404780

>cute

>cockroach

pick one!! they are disgusting!!!!

>>404780

I always saw you at one of the older posters. Like Smiles and Qg

>>404783

Wow, thanks a lot for calling me disgusting. :(

>>404785

But cute right? Because I'm a cute cockroach!

>>404690

How about B1ackcockfag?

>>404787

I guess. I wouldn't say a male in his late 20s is cute though..

>>404788

how about, fuck a duck cuck

>>404789

I'm not in my late 20s.

>>404726

It's a public forum, crybaby.

>>404790

It's kinda long

That's why dug is so good. It's fast to say and type

>>404787

i'm very sure that you are a qt 3.14!!!!

>>404797

howdy smiley

bon nadal i feliç any nou :)

>>404797

Textbook grinchyness

>>404792

how old are you?

>>404794

I don't like any of the names I give myself. That's kind of also apart of the reason why I liked having trip off. Along with other reasons

>>404796

I'm a cockroach and you said I'm cute.

Cockroaches confirmed qts.

>>404799

For you too. :)

>>404802

I'm 16.

>>404804

I don't believe you

>>404802

dug!

>>404805

Why?

>>404806

Doug!

>>404807

I dunno, I'm in a state of disbelief. You probably are 16 but that's a big gap between the youngest and second youngest

>>404803

Not totally

The real grinch fucked off into the hills

>>404808

I'm not 16 tho. I'm older.

>>404804

>I'm 16.

And here I was going to post lewd stuff next. That's criminal.

>>404810

that's what I thought.

>>404811

I was just pretending. I'm overage.

>>404812

But not as old as you would think. I'm probably around the average age of how old you thought I was and 16.

>>404813

early 20s?

>>404814

Maybe

>>404815

Born in the early 20's?

>>404813

oh

>>404816

I'm 99 years old tbh

>>404817

:)