/waifuist/ - Waifuist

>>405756

Rosie tupper or something. I don't remember exactly yep found her gram thing

https://www.instagram.com/rosietupper

I used to be really active, I keep asking myself what changed but I guess nothing changed. I just failed to grow up which reminds me gotta go out. I forgot I was supposed to go to my friends

Also Jordyn wants you to share one of your memories of her and post it on her instagram please comply

Of course! Will there be cake though?

>>405759

That pic is my cell wallpaper, i love it!

Ohh I think you posted her a while back. I though maybe she was some new Banji or something.

Oh JJ doesn't want to know the memories I have of her. I might get banned from Instagram and the FIB will be at my door!

>>405760

only cake for you

>>405760

Nah I didn't she is some aussie model I think a friend of mine sent that to me today for dunno why really

also tell Mr. C about this please. He can sue for patent infringement they are making money off of his idea

http://www.thesekidshavetalent.com/kid-of-the-year-2015.html

>>405761

Now you speaking my language

>>405762

Lol your friend must know about your pervy side cuz that girl is an adult stuck in a teen body! lol

Oh shit, though I only know three girls on that list. At least Taylor is there

>>405763

we know what you want

>>405764

Ello

>>405765

n-no, just cake! plz and thank you! vanilla or mocha preferred ;)

>>405766

hello

>>405764

Hi

Do you have a list of your favorite albums this year too? The one last year was so good

morning bros

>>405766

no doubt R2 has some attachment he can pop out for the ladies

>>405766

choco fudge

>>405769

Oh I think so. He has a mini lightsaber especially for each of the ladies. set on buzz

>>405770

I'll take that too! I'm not very picky with my cakes tbh :P

>>405768

>>405771

hes the swiss army knife of droids

>>405770

nice pic

>>405773

Lol that he is

>>405774

Chello

>>405776

Jello

>>405771

Smh, any will do huh?

>>405775

Thank you

Let's just say what we're all thinking.

BB-8 was a fucking cuck.

>>405766

tfw a prop is more desirable than you ever will be

>>405777

w-what happened to her thumb

>>405780

I don't know.

I'm sure you or Triple B could make up some elaborate licentious story to explain it.

>I'll punch you if you don't give me a good present anon

>>405777

she is a cutie and I'm tthinking I should just add her to the list already

>>405778

pretty much bro. times are rough!

>>405779

Lmao, kinda sorta

>>405780

the worst feel bro

>>405779

>BB8

>BBB

Coincidence? I think not

>>405782

I got you a pack of pens with funny business names on them

>>405782

Plz don't! They were sold out of remote controlled BB-8's!

>>405783

Yes you should.

>>405787

Dammit I will! She is a cuter version of Ashi imo

>>405785

>>405786

Fine

>>405789

J-just don't aim low plz! I promise your hoverboard is on the way!

LOL

>>405788

Why not both?

>>405788

No she isn't.

You're just a racist who can't tell gingers apart.

>>405789

I'll fight you if you want though

>>405784

You mean you wouldn't clean your waifu after her waifu is done with her?

You my friend are gay.

>>405791

What? I dont even! lol

>>405792

that is true, I just never waifued Ashi for some reason

>>405793

All redheads do look the same though

>>405784

>>405795

>>405793

Wow, ignore me then, asshole.

>>405796

You suck.

>>405798

Nah, just you can't control who give you those feels though!!

>>405795

Not sure what context that's in.

But no.

>>405797

Shut your face, dug

>>405783

Iktfb

>>405799

Stop posting me

>>405801

>>405796

Hmmm….

>>405798

Wth was I supposed to say man, I can't come up with a witty and irreverent response for everything.

>>405796

I'm pretty sure it's art.

>>405772

at least the first album wasn't shit like last year

>>405804

You usually do though.

>>405802

SORRY

Wow, she looks beautiful and natural there

>>405804

put her on a diet, she the next Larsen!

>>405806

Clearly I don't know art then….

>>405805

>"listen laneya, the first few punches were cute and fun, but you're starting to hurt me"

>>405807

You're not going to like t e l e p a t h, Kazuma or Max Richter.

>at least the first album wasn't shit like last year

You didn't like Timber Timbre - Hot Dreams?!?!

>>405809

Clearly

me either

>>405809

>>405809

4 u

>>405811

why wouldn't I like those?

it's a pretty chill song, a bit boring though

>>405808

I blame you for accepting an invitation to a youth group. God knows what will happen.

>>405814

t e l e p a t h is an ambient/vaporwave album

Kazuma is a harsh noise album

Max Richter - Sleep is an 8 hour sleep concert

)< I love that album..

>>405815

This post makes no sense to me at all.

Did you misclick?

>>405812

Lol

what a comfy bed

>>405813

I thank you. Now that I've seen her freckles, I never want her to cover them up with make up!

>>405799

Is that her foot infront of the storm trooper?

>>405818

I have one more after this

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd see ya later gators

Clearly about you QG

>>405820

DAMMIT U

>>405820

Bye

>>405822

>>405817

No?

>>405821

Get used to it JJ

Nobody ever sits next to who they want on a plane

>>405823

I had a similar reaction.

>>405825

When I flew back from London, I was seated next to a couple of arabs that didn't have any luggage and kept walking around the cabin.

Not gonna lie. I was rustled.

>>405824

Then please explain your post.

>>405816

>tfw listening to Garden of delet intro song with headphones on

help me ;_;

>>405827

Typical londoners

I sat next to this asian manbaby guy who would brush up against my arm no matter where I put it.

>>405827

When I flew out of San Francisco the last time some Chinese guy got up as soon as the plane took off and was climbing out to walk up and ask the flight attendant a question. They were yelling at to go sit back down. After that he would call the flight attendant every half hour it seemed. I don't know what the fuck his deal was.

>>405830

>>405831

On a flight to Atlanta, I was sitting next to a well dressed white guy who was just circling random words in a bible. He kept to himself the whole time, but it was definitely odd.

>>405832

Maybe he was choosing the words to emphasize in her sermon?

At least he didn't take his shoes off and start manspreading

>>405829

its a face melter

>>405828

You made me more tolerant of religion.

>>405832

I was flying out of Vegas one time and it was really windy and I was sitting next to this women who was apparently terrified of flying. You could feel pilots fighting the crosswinds on takeoff.

About a minute and half into the flight after we had taken off we hit a really bad turbulence and the cabin lights flickered. I could hear whispering "Please, I don't want to die" or something like that. It may have been "We are going to die". I can't remember now.

>>405833

I was really sick when I flew from NYC to Rome. I'm sure everyone hated me for coughing the whole 15 hour flight.

>>405836

Another time I was flying back from Boston, I got a horrible sinus infection. During the final half hour the pressure must have changed noticeably. Something happened inside my head because my ears started aching horribly and it forced one of my eyes shut.

>>405831

Nice Pia.

>>405835

How so?

>>405838

Damn, that sounds like a bad day.

Luckily I've been able to avoid any major incidents while traveling. Although on a flight to Orlando I did get stuck next to some kids going with their family to Disney World.. It was fucking awful.

>>405839

Yeah it's a pretty good picture.

>>405840

I sometimes feel like I'm the only person who likes her.

>>405840

Yeah, but imagine if they'd been wearing sandals, right?

>>405841

She doesn't get posted here very often.

>>405840

Disney is what keeps that airport open hehe

>>405842

Oh good, you're back.

Slava wanted some Taylor Swift/R2D2 erotic fiction.

>>405842

LOL, funny you mention that because one of the moms or aunts was sitting across the aisle from me and she had some nice feet. She was probably late 20s early 30s but real nice feet.

>>405844

I believe it.

>>405846

>>405839

By being an agreeable religious perosn.

>>405846

Wow, sounds like R2 is about to catch a break. He's pretty sick and tired of Luke using his vacuum functions for 'non-vacuum' purposes.

>>405847

And you didn't take any pics for us? Did she take her shoes off and show off her soles like a whore?

>>405848

Well, it starts with the wonderfully tall Taylor, exhausted and sweaty after a show, mistakenly using R2 as a stool…

>>405849

Are you being sarcastic?

>>405852

No?

>>405851

Mmm now we're talking…

>>405850

No sadly I didn't. She had on flip flops but I didn't see her soles. I had to be coy about it. I couldn't just blatantly stare at them. One of her kids was in the seat in front of me so she kept looking over and talking to him and about midway through the flight she started talking to me so I could just look over there and stare.

>>405856

>>405853

Ok.

>>405858

Wow, what an epic meme, Iceland.

>>405858

I want those 10 seconds of my life back

>>405861

Can't believe I got baited into reading that

>>405859

Eating banjis is a popular meme isn't it?

>>405863

Anything that isn't Bella, Taylor Swift, or Jesus is considered a meme.

>>405864

You would know, mememeister.

>>405864

I take it that dieting is a meme too

>>405864

Is Satan a meme?

>>405866

>>405867

Both of those things fall under 'anything'

so yes

>>405855

Have you not talked a lot of women into showing off their feet for you, or were you nervous because her kids were there? I thought you used to brag about being able to get any woman to show you their feet.

>>405868

Fuck you.

>>405868

is Tswizzle a meme?

>tfw I'll never sit next to Peyton on a flight to Orlando

>>405871

As a single entity, no.

When she is with her group of friends, they are collectively a meme.

>>405873

She's always with her groupies. In spirit

>>405873

>>405873

Is Slava a meme?

>>405869

Have I? I don't know maybe I have. I can't remember.

Anyway, I was on that flight for business so I couldn't let anything get in my way. Plus you have to feel people out. Get a back and forth going before you can doing something like that.

>>405876

Memeness comes from meme action.

So it vary from day to day.

>>405879

am I a meme?

>>405880

By the loosest of definitions.

>>405878

I'm just fucking around, though I do imagine you as 'the foot whisperer'.

>Plus you have to feel people out. Get a back and forth going before you can doing something like that.

Do go on, though.

>>405879

>>405881

sweeeet

>no Christmas with onesie Chloë

>>405882

LOL ok.

What I'm saying is that in my experience you can't just come out and say "I like feet". It usually something that comes after the person is comfortable with you.

>>405886

You know you made it sound like you were gonna tell me your successful strategy on getting women you don't know to show you their feet.

>>405858

I request that iceland anon posts more often

>>405888

>>405881

>>405889

>

>>405888

I request he never posts again.

>>405890

Laurdawg is such a whiner.

>>405887

Shit, I can't help you there. I'm very good at hiding it until…later.

>>405891

you're a broken record, aren't ya.

>>405892

the last thing this board needs, is another person posting memes about banjis

>>405894

Until he listens, yes.

>>405895

you know what I do with broken records?

>>405890

>>405891

Icelanders are absolutely based, i'm afraid you fellas are wrong this time

Besides, judging someone based on a single post isn't very fair

>>405894

Who are you to say what this board needs?

>>405896

Make them your waifu?

>>405897

Nice generalization.

>>405894

I thought banjimemes were the lifeblood of the /waifuist/ community. Usually if I don't know what's going on around here it's because people are banjimemeing.

>>405898

Board needs moar liz thanks for keeping up a baselin Liz quota.

I kind of doubt he or she is actually Icelandic.

>>405901

>>405893

I think I'm gonna have to be the one to speak up here and ask for you to tell us some stories of how you got into girls shoes.

>>405897

I'm judging him based on banjis

>>405899

you can say that

>>405901

Flags can be faked?

>>405905

You didn't know?

>>405896

Recycle them into affordable plumbing materials?

>>405901

Perhaps we should demand video of he or she deadlifting 1000lbs as proof of Icelandic residence.

>>405905

I've been pretending to be Canadian for years.

>>405906

Dammit, I switched my vpn server to Sweden for nothing.

>>405908

bingo is his name o

>>405899

That was the meme-y bit of my post, i.e. not to be taken seriously.

But i do apologize for any inconvenience

>>405912

MEMES

>>405914

Are you not fond of memes slava? or is it just waifu related ones that get under your skin?

>>405911

How do you clean your records?

I heard nail polish remover works good.

>>405915

He just doesn't like meme-based shitposting

But that's what this board runs on, so tough cheese!

>>405913

>>405903

Just in case you didn't notice.

>>405915

Depends on the meme.

>>405916

You can take a fiberless cloth and just brush over it.

A lot of people use the glue trick, but its kind of risky

>>405903

>>405918

Sorry missed that.

I don't know that I really have any great stories. I'm pretty good at hiding it. I do give some foot massages but most girls thinks that for their gratification and not my own.

They usually catch on when you grab both of their feet and put your dick between the arches but by that point you are already fucking so they usually go with it.

>>405919

Well alright then.

I'll keep the meme-ing to a minimum when addressing you to avoid any kerfuffles

>>405922

Thank you, you are sweet.

If only others would take after you.

>>405921

So flat-footed women are the bane of foot enthusiasts?

>>405920

What's the glue trick?

I've used nail cleaner a few times. I like it because it's not oily.

>>405923

nice jew pleasure robot lelel

how much for the younger version kek lol

>>405926

Schlonged

>>405926

900 shekkels XD

>>405924

Certain foot enthusiast. Me personally I like them but there are different subsets of the foot community. Like I've never been about sniffing or licking feet. That's not my bag but some people are.

>>405921

Never suckle on a girls toes and it's too ticklish and she kicks you in the mouth?

>>405923

Well thank you for the kind words Slava :3

You really are a honey bunny ♥

>>405926

Now you're getting it!

K and BBB would be so proud.

>>405930

In that situation the kick would hit your teeth directly. It would probably hurt more for her than for you.

Also that nose on the girl in the back. Awesome.

>>405925

just cover it in glue, let it dry. Then peel it.

My vinyl are in top shape, so I've never had to clean them

>>405933

My meme fu is strong

>>405930

Not really. I've never really been into that.

>>405931

I did. Pretty good.

>>405935

What kind of glue?

Devcon? :p

Finished The Hateful Eight. Really good. Slow, but really really good

>>405938

I think they want you to use regular Elmer's Glue.

>>405940

That makes more sense.

A ball of butyl tape would probably be easier, and faster.

>>405939

I watched that Concussion movie this afternoon.

Thought provoking, but pretty dull.

>>405941

But even then, I can't imagine what you would have done to your vinyl to have to resort to pouring an adhesive on it just to clean it.

>>405943

Eat pizza off it?

>>405942

Concussion was w/e. I'm not much of a sports fan so maybe it wasn't really a movie within my interest but the idea was interesting in itself. The sports aspect wasn't too attention holding.

>>405944

throw up on it? Take a shit on it?

So how was everyone's Christmas?

>>405947

Got a few more gifts today, all in all it turned out to be much better than expected

>>405947

I returned all of my gifts and bought shit I wanted

>>405948

That's good to hear.

>>405947

I found out my pregnant sister is having another fucking boy.

I fucking hate her.

Fix your stupid fucking womb.

>>405946

I'd rinse it off a bit before I poured glue on that.

>>405947

Funny you post that. My sister got me a 12 pack of hot sauces.

No chips tho

>>405947

Not too bad.

How was yours?

>>405951

O-oh… sorry about that. ;-;

>>405952

>12 pack of hot sauces

What kinds?

>>405952

I'd do anything before pouring glue on it.

>>405947

I had to be around my swag-fag cousins for about an hour, which was bad. Came home and watched Bridge of Spies, which was good.

So alright overall.

>>405953

It was very good. Didn't get a whole lot of gifts or anything, but there was lots of food so that's always good. And there was my pregnant sister eating a ton, so.

>>405957

>swag-fag cousins

Well, at least you survived. iktf though.

https://youtu.be/26FFiUdSNtQ?t=1m5s

>assvault

So close lexee.

>>405955

Semi generic vinegar based stuff. A lot of them are surprisingly good though.

>>405958

So you made sure she had enough? What a good brother.

>>405960

Do you like hot sauces in general?

>>405961

I didn't really have to, she did a pretty good job of that herself.

>>405962

Yeah. And spicy foods.

You?

>>405958

LOL, that's right.

>>405959

WEW

>>405963

Of course. Hotter the better.

>>405964

She really needs Chloe to teach her the right words.

>>405959

I can't watch these kind of videos.

>>405962

Good, without that responsibility I'm sure you had plenty of time to fap under the table

>>405966

Did you see Chloe's video?

She was wearing panties on her head.

>>405967

Whai nawt? It's not too bad. Chloe's is easier top watch because of her pretty blue eyes.

>>405968

that was the first thing i noticed on the ground and her head

>>405967

There was none of that!

>>405959

>YOU GUYS. I FILMED THIS IN A BATHTUB BC THERE WAS GOOD LIGHTING LOLLLLL.

>Triple B and K here at the same time

>>405965

A little flavor is nice too

>>405971

So bad. God damnit lexee. Hard to read that.

>>405972

>>405972

maximeme memerey

>>405966

Chloe as the teacher? Would this be a role reversal?

>>405969

You only got some cold medicine and whiskey for Christmas, why you wanna see the spoiled girl show off 50 gifts?

>>405970

Plenty of time later in the day to do that then?

>>405971

Film yourself giving your dog a bath and you'll see she's right.

>>405976

Meme reaching critical mass.

>>405978

Uh, yeah, sure.

>>405977

It's different, she needs Chloe to police her words. We already know how good her choice of words is.

>>405978

More fun to watch the cute girls.

snowë chloë

>>405976

Join us Lizanon. I can see you doing lewd great things.

>>405982

Ok that makes sense

>>405986

We both know how it is in the bedroom.

>>405987

Are you being lewd again?

>>405981

Man, just wait til she starts breastfeeding… I dunno if that fits into your fetish actually, but you should ask for a taste as a 'goof' and see what happens.

>>405982

I'll try and watch Chloe's. Lexee's masculine voice is starting to grate my ears too much.

>>405989

I prefer the nice, big round tummy, but that stuff is good too.

>>405988

I-if I say no will it be ok?

>>405990

So something more like this?

>>405989

tfw

>>405993

You need to shoop these much bigger, too.

>>405993

Exactly like that but hopefully bigger

>>405995

[sweating intensifies]

>>405994

I had a friend in high school who had a gf that took meds that made her lactate. She offered to let me see it, but he shut that shit down.

>>405992

Maybe

>>405998

In that case, no. Not at all.

>>405997

Did her boobs get all huge too?

>>405997

That's a bad friend, he should have let you feed tbh

>>405997

You just the application of frequent suction is enough the start the lactation process.

>>405985

I meme alone

Like a meme in the night

>>406000

Ok good.

good afternoon memeryone

>>406001

I believe, but her boobs were always pretty huge.

>>406002

I know… I would have looked so cute suckling on them. I woulda called her mama and everything.

>>406003

I guess I haven't done enough research on this field.

>>406006

Hello, sunshine.

>>406006

heh heh… meme

>>406004

But every meme-Batman needs a meme-Robin can I be your memekick?

>>406006

'ello Elagameme!

>>406007

that diddly feelerino when no mommyfu for feedings tho, you were robbed of one by your friend

ok yes i get it, memes haha very funny

you can stop now

>>406010

Stop memeing then.

>>406010

But memes.

>>406006

Hey

>>406010

s-sorry cc. i didn't meme to upset you

>>406010

N-no!

>>406008

You don't even know what that word means anymore.

>>406009

She probably offered it up to me knowing he'd say 'no way, bro. you can't suckle on my gf's tits. that is over the line'.

>>406007

>>406016

this cute meme-farmer looks a lot like you

>>406016

>You don't even know the word memes anymore

Heh heh, meme..

>>406017

Ya think? Maybe Karlie would fake farm with me then?

>>406018

Jo, you forgot your trip.

>>406010

It's too late, we've hit /tv/ level memery, there's no stopping our downward spiral now!

>>406016

Homewreckin' hoes m8 try to get you to drink their titmilk just to make their boyfriends mad and start shit.

>>406007

Ah. I guess it was hard to tell then.

>>406019

Bella sure looks nice in jeans.

>>406009

I don't need a memekick, just a full tank of gasameme.

See you on the road, meme-skag

>>406020

/tv/?

What was she doing Slava?

>>406020

This is why you don't ever trust women, son.

>>406022

I knew it was you the whole time! No one else posts trash man on here.

>>406026

Standard penis inspection.

My gym teacher used to do the same thing.

>>406023

Bella looks nice in and out of most things I think.

>>406026

Fastening his seatbelt for him, K! Safety first!

>>406028

That does seem true, I see every post on this board and no one else posts him ever. No one posts Daddy Howard either

How long till steam gets her shit together and allows me to throw money at her again?

>>406023

>>406031

>>406031

A strange way to fasten seatbelts.

>>406033

Steams working A-ok silly portguluian.

>>406032

I wrote out Daddy Howard, too and then deleted it because it seemed out of place to bring up that seedy character in the context.

And you said you didn't have any gay porn on your computer.

>>406036

You can play games but you can't buy anything.

Atleast i can't, steam seems to be down https://steamstat.us/

>>406038

Ah i think the web API is eating shit and being up every few seconds.

>>406033

>she/her

I always saw steam as like a HAL-9000 version of Gaben not a lady.

>"Open the steam game doors, Gabe-N000"

>"I'm sorry Mdrip, I'm afraid I can't do that."

>>406035

It's how we do it here

>>406035

Nonsense I'd say it is the safest and most enjoyable way for two people to fasten a seatbelt in a motor vehicle! Clearly you've never had someone else fasten your seatbelt for you before.

>Slava why do you get mad for no reason?

>It's just bants

>no one ever says anything to purposefully annoy you

>>406042

E-even fasten them if the car is off and stationary?

>>406037

Daddy Howard is not gay porn. I mean, he is

But he's not. He is love, he is life. He represents all that is good in life, he teaches people to not be asshurt. He is modern day Jesus tbh.

>>406039

Who's the silly one now? :P

>>406040

i use female pronouns because of the way steam's referred to in portuguese tbh

Steam being a HAL-9000 version of Gaben actually makes a lot of sense though, nice one Bestie

>>406046

Still you silly man.

>>406043

yup

shitposting always, waifutalk never

>>406044

Well you don't fasten the seatbelt AFTER the car is moving K, that's dangerous, you're supposed to do it before you even start the car silly. So get your chosen seatbelt fastener to lean over and reach down and fasten it right up when you're parked somewhere dark and secluded.

>>406046

I often forget your first language isn't English. I assume anyway… Same with lots of folks around here like O'Bloom, all the second language English bros English really well.

>>406049

What do you think Liz is doing right now?

>>406049

We're not allowed to talk about certain waifus. They have a ban on them by certain posters.

Why's Bella so perfect bros?

What mix better with hot chocolate: rum or Tennessee whiskey?

>Early birthday shopping! 2 days left of being 14!

Only 2 days!

>>406050

I've learnt a lot about seatbelt safety today. I've been driving my car all wrong.

>>406054

Try both. It's the only way to know.

>>406055

She grows up so fast. It seems like only yesterday that the little minx was 13.

>>406048

There's no winning with you K

>>406050

Feels bad saying this but english kind of rules the world

It's an absolutely necessary skill nowadays

>>406058

What do you mean? I always win.

>>406051

I can't claim to know.

5 hours ago she tweeted about watching the lawrence welk show.

>>406050

That's how you buckle up if you wake up late and have to do a lemans start.