/waifuist/ - Waifuist

when will the war start??

Thank you QT aliens

>>409242

It's already started my child. We must pray to the aliums to save us.

>>409243

If only she didn't need money and pearls to win we'd already be safe.

>>409246

It's her weakness

>>409247

sorry my dear

>>409244

I hope all of us praying works then!

>>409247

got ya

>>409252

>world meet

Is sabs from cunnyomega?

Where did everyone go?

>>409254

Are the robots moving already?

>>409255

They're coming

You didn't link the new thread.

I was sitting around like an idiot for the past hour!

>>409256

At least they'll have nice feet, right?

>>409258

Yes, but that's only to disarm us. At least the deviants who are into those things.

>>409260

I hope they at least feel soft to touch.

>>409262

Me too

>>409262

>>409263

>Robot Sympathizers

Digusting

>>409263

What a great family Nat has..

Did you see this? https://www.instagram.com/p/_s3Y16QjfN/

>>409264

I-im just looking out for my survival

>>409221

I've never really felt ready for a relationship, so I've never tried. I'm pretty apathetic and I really don't mind being relatively alone.

And yeah, I've read some horror stories.

>>409264

I'm going to live to fight another day

>>409265

I did. Poor dog.

Girls, please…

>>409267

She's so irresponsible.

>>409269

She's not setting a good example.

>>409268

Jesus. What did you ask them to film. This is like a personal request from you.

>>409271

Chloe is on fleek with her market research.

>>409266

You've always been single?

>>409273

You haven't? I'm not saying there haven't been any girls into me, but they were pretty ugly and I would not reciprocate!

>>409272

This is more than market research. This is specific personal videos!

>>409274

Nah, I had some girlfriends. I just ask because I don't think I ever talked to you about that kinda stuff before

>>409276

I know you have. We've talked about this before.

>>409274

They're overrated.

>>409277

I know but like details. I think I usually ask if you/others are virgins and that might be the extent of the subject

>>409279

There are more people with their v-card here than one would assume!

I had a girlfriend for a while during middle school and I had kissed her. I had multiple in elementary school. It just all fell apart sometime in high school for me. lel.

>>409278

Thank you for the support. When's the second date planned with that large woman, though?

>>409280

Now that is what I like to hear! cuz before I thought you were saying you never had a gf.

High school is rough though. Teens hormones tend to make you want different things. I wonder how cute your little gfs were :P

>>409281

Lol, not in this lifetime. I think she's taken the hint.

>>409282

This was the middle school gf. I showed her to elleh once.

Chiara, please!

>>409283

I hope you two meet again in the next then.

>>409285

Woah, where was she hiding those thighs and that butt?

>>409285

Good lord. Who is that?

>>409284

Not 2 bad then. But I hear you both. It can be overrated and not to mention hard work. Yet can't help but keep looking lol

>>409285

hnnnngg

Adios bros.

>>409286

I hope not. I have learned my lesson the hard way.

>>409290

Ah OK

>>409291

Night

>>409288

>not 2 bad

Rude. She was very cute and sweet. She wanted us to get married or something, eheh.

>>409294

I know, wow. It also looks like she siphoned off all the muscle and body fat from the girl she's with.

>>409239

Finally.

Happy New Year

>>409299

One again, America finishes last

>>409298

It's not the same when she's not wearing short shorts and a crop top.

>>409300

As usual.

McKayla, be careful. Something might spill out!

>>409303

I for one would welcome such spillages.

>>409293

I hope that happens to you after you go to hell for molesting some poor woman's innocent foot.

>>409304

Yes. Those fappening pics didn't satiate me. I wanna see how her new bigger, fatter tits look.

>>409305

Her new and improved fatter tits are much better than her old ones.

>>409307

Such class Elle has.

>>409306

They're quite meaty now and always wanna spill out the sides of her outfits.

They look like they'd be perfect for a titwank

>>409308

Indeed she does.

>>409309

I think she'd be very good at that now.

>>409310

I wonder how jealous Dakota is of her.

>>409311

Maybe that's why she wears easy access outfits. With this costume she could give you a quick titwank in the back of the car on the way to the Halloween party with no hassle.

>>409312

That wouldn't surprise me. I'd feel she'd be more of a quick "suck you off in the back" kinda girl.

>>409312

>>409313

she is above banji level flexible. I am pretty sure she is easy access whenever wherever

also just got home did too much 2cb last night

>>409314

how was 2cb? I've heard its not as fun as lsd.

>>409315

For some reason it is always good.

you time to time get shit lsd. It is not that magical but I still can't see the keyboard straight and also like I said I ate shit ton of bad lasd never came across bad 2cb

>>409316

I'm worried about ODing on 2cb though. I've not tried it but how sour is the taste? I've heard it's sour to the taste.

>>409318

it tastes like paper coz you wrap it in paper and parachute it ^^ and I did more than 35-40 last night haven't od'd and it took me 8 hours to come back here finally

also cabo yacht taylor is best taylor ever

>>409319

oh that's a smarter way to do it. But isn't that a less effective way to take it since you're relying on your digestive system of your stomach rather than saliva?

Well i hope you'd not od'd. That means dying.

Wow… that's hot as fuck.

>>409320

I have never seen anyone who pours it in his mouth also you drink beer so it ends up in your stomach anyways

>>409321

I've heard of people jewing cunts by giving them 2cb instead of lsd though. Isn't it something done on blotter?

>>409322

no it's a white powder also as a lucky surprise you get it in ecstasy time to time but sometimes it's not so good because you wanna do 2-3 pills have an active night and end up tripping your balls off and waking up thinking WTF happened to me last night never heard anything bad happening because of it though I doubt there are major health issues invloved at worst you end up barefoot in a park playing with childrens exercise machines like me

>>409323

kek. I hope there were no children there.I suppose you coiuld easily dilute it onto blotter from a powder.

Ive never tried E/MD, perhaps itys something I should.>>409323

>>409324

It was 5 AM there was nothing there besides an old woman and she looked deranged we pointed and laughed at her she didn't respond at all

Really that was literally the first thing I did when I was in high school right after weed.It's like one of the main food groups, me friends usually buy every friday-saturday if we can't find anything else ( or do candy flip )

>>409326

You're such a cunt. I'd have laughed too.

I've always thought it to be more of a 'party' drug. Which wasn't me really.

>>409327

I got horrible friends I just try to fit in

And it is a party drug if you are a normie or an early-mid 90s british rave enthusiast it is just fun we mainly drink on a street corner take ecstasy and laugh at things and harass people

also remember the rice girl from yday that looks like taylor hatala she is actually the one next to taylor here

>>409328

They're all connected somehow.

That sounds fun at least. Perhaps it's because i'm just a cunt at heart though. It's fairly cheap but I don't think it'd be much fun taking it by myself.

Wow-o sabs is looking fresh.

>>409330

>>409331

How do you even mix that up?

>>409329

they are united in diverse fashions also I am a huge fan of her now and unlike other banjis it's not even lust she is just good at dancing and looks like a cool cunt

>>409329

It is fun even if you are alone.Ssome people are like that nah I won't do it alone etc.. but besides the jittering that keeps you from typing you can always talk shit here which I do time to time. one time I was high on molly in high school I was like 18 or 19 I think I had to come home early and my mom wasn't there then she came home the moment door opened I started conversing with her asked her about her day what did she do how was work how was her friends then started talking about what I did after 6 minutes she started yelling ENOUGH I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR LIFE STORY

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DAY FUCK OFF and then went to her bedroom and closed the door

>>409330

I don't know who the fuck that is

>>409331

or who the fuck is her sistar

>>409334

She seems pretty nice. i wish she had a softer voice though.

lol wtf. Maybe I should buy a few and try it out. I feel i'd enjoy buying more budd or lsd than it. BUt maybe I should give it a shot.

Sabrina Carpenter. She is/was on Disney silly. Get with the times.

>>409335

I don't even know who dove cameron is :D I just learned she is famous and disney because m posts it all the time.I donT follow that shit I am into flexible dancers and insta famous people celebs suck!

Also she has a voice ? never heard taylor or most of the banjis speak

I am not even a waifuist never posted on 4ch tv was not a cholomo fan she is hot as fuck though. I just started looking here because this was like one of the top boards before gg thing and I was curious wtf was this all about

>>409336

I just recall her voice from this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktt-1s9-pbs

I didn't know who dove was before M really either. I just like flexible dancers too.

I never liked chloe, never have never will.

Now you're into all the flexible little dancers. You're fucked cunt…

>>409337

you have problem with that she sounds normal and lovely actually

And oh yeah my curiosity ruined my life , If I had came to 8ch a little later when this board wasn't on the first page, during gg peak I could have been saved from all this shit

Hey, can people who make new threads and don't link them in the old thread be fucking banned?

Thanks.

>>409338

No no, I just meant that I wished she had a softer sounding voice.

Too late. You're already a pedo now :^)

>>409339

Are you blind? >>409240

>>409340

Yeah other girl sounds nicer tbh ^^

>>409339

Use catalog the board is shit, this whole website is shit and nothing on first page ever gets updated

>>409340

>Are you blind? >>409240

It doesn't work for us we can't see that post even after clicking on it, this whole website should be nuked and made by a competent coder and hotstuff is making the new one in php or something I am sure that will also suck

>>409341

How are you today, dutchanon?

>>409341

Strange. Works for me. Must be pot luck.

Taylor is still qt as fuck though. Voice doesn't stop that.

>>409342

not bad getting rid of the hallucinogens in my system

>>409343

and K there is a CP commercial in the catalog

unless you don't want me to eventually click on it after another beer get rid of it you are a mod or something right ?

taylors voice is normal but I love when cute girls have tranny voices

>>409343

At a certain point, threads only seem to update for modcucks. I think we've be through this before

>>409344

Yeee I just saw it then. Got rid of it before you spoke.

>tranny voices

I knew you were a faggot.

>>409345

I suppose i'm just a sick cunt.

>>409344

They shouldn't be there in the first place, degenerate.

Where did you hear Taylor's voice?

>>409346

I know :^)

>>409348

Aye aye maite.

>>409345

Y the old thread stops at 237 we don't have 240

>>409347

K just posted a youtube like 2-3 posts up she kinda has a lower voice taylor nunez

>>409346

I would pay dani to speak to me not so softly

>>409348

As if anyone doubted that.

>>409350

I don't see K posts.

>>409350

>not so softly

L-like yelling in your ear?

im kidding of course

>>409351

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktt-1s9-pbs

see she kinda has a manlier voice

>>409352

She doesn't need to yell her normal tone is crude enough

>>409353

Seems fine to me.

>>409354

It is that's what I said it's not like weird or anything, but it sounds manlier compared to the other girl who has a softer voice

>>409348

look I fixed it for you

>>409355

I find that very offensive.

>>409356

I find your whole existence offensive

>>409357

D-don't lie. I know you love me.

>>409358

not really I just find you attractive you make me moist

>>409359

You sick fuck. Stop perving on me.

>>409360

I can't help myself even though you lost some weight you still have one of the best thighs in the business

>>409361

#respectthethighs

I can't believe you.

>>409362

Those are a way too sexy pair of thighs but I am a thigh connoisseur and I can damn well criticize them especially when they are not at their full potential also she is cheating there with tippytoeing :D I still wanna lick her from heel to nail though

>>409363

S-stop objectifying my pure waifu. You're sick!

Goodnight lovelies.

>>409365

gnite board is broken again btw I haven't seen your shit until this moment

Hello hello

>>409367

Hi.

>>409369

>>409369

you were here all this time ?

>>409370

Yes?

>>409368

Loser?! Whaaat

>>409369

Hey

Goodnight. ♥

>>409373

>implying anyone cares whether im here or not

Stop doing drugs, man.

>>409375

her name is BEER ? that just makes me wanna do more not stop it

>>409377

Your last name should be "degenerate".

>>409379

No slava is generally ok with me if I am not misreading anything

>>409380

♥

>>409380

>>409381

Just want to keep the peace :)

>>409382

I've only ever genuinely been mad at Dutchanon once and that was all my fault.

He's a nice guy most of the time and he is my friendo.

Finally 2016!

>>409383

Well as long as you're both civil

>>409384

Now Mr Smiles, that applies to you too.

>>409385

Woohoo!

>>409382

THERE IS NO PEACE ONLY ZUUL

>>409384

just don't not only he was being civil so far he was actually nice.

>>409385

in north pole ?

>>409385

Current year!

>>409385

Anyone that doesn't have a name trip yet but visit here reguraly should get one immediately

>>409390

or beheaded and put into muslim space camp

>>409390

His name is Dutchanon.

>>409392

It's actually Netherbro.

>>409392

>>409393

his name is robert paulson

>>409393

'no'

>>409394

Dat Taylor. :3

Where the hell is my QR window? how do I get it back?

>>409391

>muslim space camp

you mean you're not?

>>409392

>>409393

>>409394

Just choose one and put on your name

>>409396

>scum that collects on a dirty toilet.

made me lol tbh

>>409396

Jesus Christ, you of all people know how lenient people here are, just chill out, you're causing shit so stfu.

>>409396

I am not you people, actually he is usually mean to me and I fuck with him in return because I think he deserves that and it might help him develop a thicker skin and it is not that hard to anger him (same goes for you too btw you are literally the only person older than me here and you act like a fucking child most of the time)But he's been good so far and I dont hold grudges against people so I defend him (in a way) and you don't need to antagonize him because of your past grievances.

>>409397

Did you just call me a muslim space camp ?

I'll let you know we sent a monkey to orbit in 2013 you swede cuck

>>409401

>he is usually mean to me

W-What?

I thought we were friends. :(

>>409399

>

>>409400

you're no better than he is, you whine on about him, and i told you too stfu so there is less arguing, people here complained about all the arguing and how no one does anything, well, I'm trying to at least

>>409401

How old are you excatly?

Bahahaha a monkey? He belongs in the jungle you asshole bring yourself into orbit ducthcuck I bet no one will miss you

Smiley is actaully way more nice usually so leave him alone!

>>409402

We are I think, and friends do criticize each other but sometimes you get annoyed so easily and start insulting everyone including me ( without me even realizing you are mad or serious )

is this huge text

>>409404

28

aand I wanted to write something witty and funny like you did….. orbit, skittles in Uranus etc.. but I couldn't come up with shit, so I wrote this instead sorry

>>409407

I tried man fuck you I am really drunk I can barely fuck you baii

Guys we all want to post, can we be civil.

It's a new year, let's try to get along for at least the first day.

>>409406

The only time I genuinely get mad and start insulting people is when I feel you've been disrespectful to a waifu I care about.

I know it's silly and stupid but it's what happens.

The reason it happens so often is because there are people like K and Triple B who do this on purpose to get a reaction out of me.

>>409409

Aren't you the voice of fucking reason you cheeky bastard :D

>>409410

That is the one you remember because I talked back and angered you on purpose that time

nd you didn't get mad because I insulted your waifu I was posting snek girl / hannah talking to qg. You didn't like that for some reason because he didn't recognize you also posted hannah adn then lb came and fucked with you over bella or something I went to sleep before that and even then I really thought you were joking at first, I just don't know your limits all the time

>>409411

fuck I can't even write and

>>409401

>you act like a fucking child most of the time

point taken

>>409403

point taken

i'm genuinely making an effort most of the time.

>>409405

thank you!

>>409411

I apologized for that.

I was in a bad place then (even worse than usual) and for some reason I got over possessive of Lily and Hannah. It happens with a lot of waifuists actually. Jo doesn't like other people posting Sabrina for instance.

I am genuinely sorry for that time and I hope you don't use it to judge all future interactions with me.

>>409411

well i'm sick to death

>>409413

Then please try with Slava, even just ignoring each other. You're nicer than you used to be, we need to keep that trend

>>409414

it is mostly a circlejerk/hugbox

>>409413

I know you do and you have good movie/book taste you are one of the few people I know who read pontypool or automated alice or other jeff noon books

> want me to anger you? Ryan Murphy ^^

>>409415

You don't need to apologize for that like I said I don't hold grudges or hold the past against people I really don't mind and am not looking for an apology

>>409417

you sick pervert you should be eliminated

>>409416

I know you and I have similar problems in that we have very volatile mood swings, but you can't go from calling me toilet scum or whatever to hoping I have a good year in the spawn of 30 minutes.

>>409418

Well you got one anyway, buddy.

>>409418

I know anon

>>409396

>>409416

Damn. I know schizophrenic people and I can tell you this is on par or worse.

>>409422

how so? Its not just those 2 things

>>409425

I've been talking about a variety of subjects for the past 2 hours don't blame me.

>>409421

i'm not a schizo but my mental problems will just get worse as i get older and keep drinking and smoking weed all the time.

>>409424

i haven't saved pics of her in a while but here take these if you didn't have them

I'm here for the circlejerk…have I come too soon?

>>409428

get in the line

>>409429

Ok…fine

>>409424

don't we all

Just passing to wish you all a happy new year or whatever

>>409432

>>409432

you too!

Feliz Ano Novo, Lilly.

Gelukkig nieuwjaar, Dutchanon.

Happy new year everyone.

Good night, friends. ♥

>>409435

Night Night Slava ♥♥♥

>>409435

Ty Slava und Ich wünsche euch allen ein frohes neues Jahr

>>409435

Night buddy

>>409437

>>409439

hey ! Do you know what Schwanzstück is btw ?

>>409440

I can hazard a guess.

>>409441

>I can hazard a guess.

It's not bad or anything its the meat near tail you make steak out of it, boneless and pretty good actually.( also it means penis )

Been a while since I watched Dexter

Awww

Hey fellas

>>409446

Awww she 2 cute

>>409447

Hey boss

>>409448

She is indeed :3

Gonna have to fix this photo though

>>409449

The lighting?

>>409450

something like that

>>409451

well get to work!

much better

>>409453

Lighting perfect! lol

>wake up in Current Year

>still the same as last Current Year

I don't like how Current Year is starting…

>>409454

thanks! took me aaaaages!

>>409455

these currents years always start the same

>>409455

Must learn to make the most out of it my canuck friend

>>409455

There's already a new meme on /tv/, what else do you need Bestie?

>>409456

worth it!

>>409456

>>409457

Hopefully this Current Year will be the Current Year that turns things around and I can move one step closer to Chloë, if I can get a fucking real job to get the money…

>>409458

What is this new maymuh? How would you rate its dankness on a scale of Driveposting to Baneposting?

>>409460

It's a weak one but give it some time

>>409460

Depends on what you mean by turns thing around. I'm a psychic so I know :P

I know this year will be awesome cuz I say it will be awesome!

>>409459

ikr!

>>409460

are you currently employed, or a neet?

>>409461

That's the meme?

It seems like it may not have much lasting value on the meme market.

>>409462

I dunno if reality listens to your commands qg but that'd be neat

>>409463

I only have an part time job right now but finished uni and am trying to find a better one full time to accumulate currency with which to move out.

>>409464

It does because I control what I put out there and good eventually comes out

>>409464

ah right okay. one question, at home currently or elsewhere?

Everything hurts my head right now

>>409464

I find your lack of faith disturbing

>>409467

Welcome to hangovers.

Drink a lot of water and eat some scrambled eggs.

>>409465

What do you put out there?

>>409466

At homo

>>409467

>>409468

and coffee!

>>409468

>>409470

If I keep my head perfectly still, I think everything will be alright

>>409469

positively!

>>409467

go to bed :)

>>409471

how can you do that and post? lol

>>409473

literally just got out of bed

>>409474

if I sit in the right position and only move my eyes.

>>409475

Did you at least manage to finish the whole bottle?

>>409476

I'm pretty sure I did. I can't find the bottle anywhere

>>409467

Drink a shit tonne of water and make a huge pot of chicken noodle soup and you'll be right as rain ya fuckin' drunkard.

>>409468

I have altered the meme.

Pray I do not alter it any further.

>>409472

Usually when I export positivity I import nothing in return. Perhaps my shipping route needs changed.

>>409469

Is there such a rush to move out?

>>409477

What have you got in the prescription drug department?

>>409475

Lol it will pass

>>409480

Cannabis, Advil, and Pepto

>>409478

the light from inside the fridge hurts my eyes

>>409478

You should. Sorry I can be painfully optimistic lol

>>409479

Life is short my man. I've wasted quite a bit of it already, I'd like to leave my tiny town and join the world at large and see what that's like for a while.

>>409482

Remove your eyes. Problem solved. Dr. Chlondike prescribes it.

>>409484

Your constant positivity is needed around here tbh

>>409485

but I like having eyes

>>409482

Eat a steak, put on a pair of wet socks, and go back to bed.

Count this day as a wash.

>>409485

I think i'll keep it up then ;)

>>409487

That other girl is so bony! and not even in a cute way

>>409486

If your eyes are hurting you you are better off without them my dear.

>>409489

Bony is the going to be hot fire in 2016.

Calling it now.

>>409485

Well, let's hope you save up some money before moving out

>>409491

Lol that is fine but no ribcage plz

Wow

>>409487

Aight will do. Going back to bed.

>>409490

But I need to look at Lauren!

>>409493

>>409494

IKR

>>409491

I personally believe that thickness will only go on stronger in 2016 tbh

>>409492

That's the plan Stan I'm gonna get a good financial base before moving out so I don't have to live in a cardboard box doing sexual favours to survive on the city streets.

>>409495

You should be just able to listen to Lauren tbh. Without using your eyes you will finally be free to look past the outside Lauren coating to truly spiritually experience the gooey Lauren insides. Also girls love blind dudes so if you get to meet her she'll be extra impressed that you like her without even being able to see her.

>>409492

You in any of these pics rusty?

http://imgur.com/a/wIege

>>409496

It's been an interesting week.

>sweatingLexee.jpg

>>409497

Well I do hope you plan ahead

>>409498

I'm afraid not, I didn't go out

>>409499

pfft, Madison discovering the bikini = 2016 will be a great year!

>>409505

I know you've been there for awhile but I hope there is still room on the bandwagon.

>>409506

definitely! me, you and Slava

and not just cuz of dat body but she is really pretty 2

>>409507

She really is.

>>409508

i'll take her friend there 2! lol

>>409509

…where? where will you take her friend?

>>409509

Oh yeah?

>>409510

LOL

>>409510

I'm not at liberty to say…

>>409511

Yiss, she seems like QG's type!

>>409512

I could see that

>>409513

oh that is a nice Larsen 2. Someone needs to make a waifu in jeans thread!

>>409514

That would be good one.

>>409515

or school girl outfits! if only they wore them more. Should be forced by law! lol

>tell her that is not how you bowl!

>>409516

Haha you would want that to be a law.

I wouldn't stop her. It'd make for an interesting night of bowling.

>>409517

President Q.Grace for president plz!

I think I love Christian Mccaffrey

>>409518

Hear hear

>>409519

That's a fast white guy. Iowa looks fucking horrible.

>>409520

Lol, President QG for President? Now I see why candidates have aides and ppl to work on slogans :P

See you guys

>>409521

See you later.

>>409521

Later m8

>allowing a score on a meme play

I guess I'm gonna go aswell

Night guys

>>409525

Goodnight

Happy New Year guys!

Hope you all had a good one. How did you celebrate?

>>409529

I didn't do much. Watched some football and hung out here.

How was yours? Do anything exciting?

>>409529

I celebrated by doing the same thing I do every night, Pinky.

>>409530

Live games on New Years Eve?

I went clubbing in London, it was a good night

>>409531

haha I love that show

Was it fun?

>>409532

Yeah I know. The viewership numbers were pretty bad. The games weren't good either, so that didn't help.

Nice. I didn't feel like going out this year so I stayed home and drank. LOL.

>>409533

As long as it wasn't bleach…

>>409533

Every team is playing tomorrow in the Premier League so should be a fun day

Sounds chill

Haven't been up many hours today but im pretty hungover so heading to bed, good night ♥

>>409534

No it was beer.

>>409535

I know that feeling. See you later.

Well, at least the headache is gone

>>409537

Are your eyes gone luv?

>>409538

I still have my baby blue eyes. ^~^

>>409537

Did you get sick?

>>409540

hangover

>>409541

I know. I'm asking did you get sick last night as in did you throw up?

>>409542

I don't think so. I can't remember a lot last night. But I think I'm vomit free

>>409543

That's good.

The trick is to drink a few glasses of water right before you go to bed. Some people like gatorade and a lot of people swear by pedialyte. I stick with water and it usually works very well.

Wait, so Stevis wasn't just pretending to be drunk last night?

>>409544

I took an advil with some water and took a really good powernap. Its probably going to mess with my sleeping pattern but I just glad the pains is gone

>>409545

He's very committed to his ruse.