/waifuist/ - Waifuist

we /flexible/ now

Morning guys! How we all doing?

Was 40 degrees today here, I had to sleep on the fucking couch for the AC.

>>416267

It's gonna be hot as fuck again tomorrow.

What state are you mr pink?

>>416267

y other aussies said the same shit

>>416266

lets flex you bitch

>>416267

You would like it here in Canada.

>>416263

I was going to make a new thread,,,

>>416268

Rural NSW, you? The weather man says it's going to be worst on Thursday. I don't know if my wallet's going to be handle this electricity bill.

>dose daddario mammaries

>>416270

>You would like it here in Canada.

Yeah I used to live in southern NZ, I much preferred it there.

>>416271

Cute as. You're a country bumpkin. Staying by yourself I gather it?

She's got a great tits personality.

So who is your waifu first and foremost?

>>416259

:D

>>416270

you can end up having the next thread. you can make it now and someone can lock it for you?

>>416273

>Cute as. You're a country bumpkin. Staying by yourself I gather it?

Heh no I live with my gf. And not that rural, I basically mean not Sydney. My town has 3000 people but it's closer to a much larger one.

>So who is your waifu first and foremost?

Diane Kruger, the goddess and Queen of my harem.

>>416271

It was -40C with windchill last night.

Oh btw. Syrian refugees are moving in my apartment block.

>>416277

>dem TayTay legs

I love a waifu with legs.

>It was -40C with windchill last night.

Are you from fucking Regina or something? The least insipid Canadian girl I know is from there and it's freezing all the time.

>>416276

>gf

>

I was picturing you from a desert shithole town.

Fairly big then, not that tiny.

What does your gf say about that?

>>416279

My favourite video of her.

>>416278

Winnipeg. If it's that cold again tonight I'll make a video of me throwing hot water out the window. it fucking starts freezing before it hits the ground. Looks like I'm pouring out liquid nitrogen or something.

>>416279

We chose ours carefully. It's kind of an asshole screening process. I would hate to be a regular non religious Syrian male right now.

>>416280

I love you K. But I know I never cross your mind.

>>416281

Yes you do qt. You're the unnamed qtpi canadabro.

>>416281

>But I know I never cross your mind

Don't say that. He never got any ass pics out of you, so now he's always thinking of you as the one that got away.

>>416279

>I saw her in Zoologischer Garten once with cameras around her dunno what the fuck she was doing there

So fucking jelly. She's way too classy and a-list to ever come to one of the comic-con style events in Australia where I usually meet celebs.

>>416280

>I was picturing you from a desert shithole town.

>Fairly big then, not that tiny.

Heh well it's 3000 people so where I live is pretty small, but not too big a drive from Newcastle.

>What does your gf say about that?

About living here or about Diane Kruger?

>>416281

>Winnipeg

Ah wow that's crazy far north to be living. Absolutely do make a video. And tomorrow when I wake up at ~7pm I'll wipe the sweat off my forehead into a cup and take a pic for you ;)

>>416284

How long is your drive to uni? What uni are you too if you don't mind saying?

Diane Kruger of course.

>>416286

It's hard to pay attention to Kaycee as much when Taylor's gigantic mouth takes up half my viewing space.

>How long is your drive to uni? What uni are you too if you don't mind saying?

Newcastle uni, it's well-placed so it's the first thing I drive past when I hit Newcastle so about 30 minutes. Way more if there's traffic though, no government has spent a cent on Hunter roads in decades.

>Diane Kruger of course.

Yeah I figured but I went into this a bit in the last thread. Basically we used to have a problem but I now I don't tell her quite as much and I lay it on a little bit less thick and she's worked on her jealousy and now as long as I'm not too obvious she doesn't mind my waifus.

>>416286

>I didn't even recognize her tbh I am not a celeb waifu guy really but everyone was trying to take pictures

I've seen pics of her with a couple of local landmarks from when she did a roadtrip down here with Joshua Jackson and it made me wish I was a mad stalker and could have been there at the same time as her :(

>>416267

Good morning.

Morning yall :)

>>416288

That's alright then, noice uni. I should read more of your posts then.

Interesting. I'm surprised you even brought it up at all. What would you think if she had a harem of husbandos?

>>416290

Hello.

>>416290

Good morning!

>>416289

And morning to you too! Well except we both know what time it really is in this part of the world.

>>416291

>That's alright then, noice uni.

Yeah it's alright.

>Interesting. I'm surprised you even brought it up at all.

I didn't use to be so discreet. Or even tactful. I wasn't very empathetic or even as understanding as I should have been.

>What would you think if she had a harem of husbandos?

I encouraged her to do so, so that I could win any future arguments about my waifus. I even bought her a life size cutout of Chris Hemsworth.

>>416293

>Every shit girl in junior high was in love with him he was more popular than van der beek

Heh honestly I didn't even know who he was until I watched Fringe.

>>416293

They are, but her mouth is 1/8th the size of Taylor's.

I hadn't seen that video. She's looking good as fuck in it. Very innapropriate song for such a young girl. She'd probably never heard that word till then.

>>416294

>I even bought her a life size cutout of Chris Hemsworth.

Are you saying you have a life size cutout of Diane Kruger?

You've gotta work on hiding your power level.

>>416294

Oh yeah…. But, you said "Good morning" so I just replied to it.

>>416296

>Are you saying you have a life size cutout of Diane Kruger?

Hah no. Though a wall poster would be amazing.

>You've gotta work on hiding your power level.

Yeah m8 that was years ago, shit is cool now.

>>416297

Fair enough. I'm sleeping 11am-7pm at the moment so I guess morning runs until about midnight.

>>416298

>dawsons creek was the shit.

I duno if it caught on quite as much back in NZ to be honest. I think most people here know him from the Mighty Ducks

>>416299

There's no shame if you do. Just post a pic of her it.

You're a refined man now, is that what you're saying?

>>416298

The outfit has way too much clothing for such a song.

lewd

>>416299

Lol id love to have a fathead of maddie on my wall

>>416303

I never noticed her youtube name before now. These 360p videos kill me slowly though. Imagine seeing that in 1080p.

>>416302

w-what?

>Fathead is a brand name of life-sized, precision-cut vinyl wall graphics manufactured by Fathead LLC

Oh. You Americans and your brands. That'd be awesome though.

You know what would be awesome? And probably a little bit sad…

Having a lunch of posters from the same photo set on your wall in order of your waifu walking. That way when you walk down the corridor of your home it looks like your waifu is walking with you.

>>416300

>There's no shame if you do. Just post a pic of her it.

Well the girlfriend would probably leave me.

>You're a refined man now, is that what you're saying?

I'm a bit more mature, I can keep things to myself and be more aware of other peoples' feelings.

>>416304

wut

>>416298

Hello….

>>416305

please don't the possibility of that video being 1080p somewhere is what keeps me from forming meaningful relationships with my friends and family

>>416304

also mia is godtier mexifornia bitch

AND SOMEONE PLEASE SHAZAAM OR WHATEVER THIS SONG I WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS

>>416308

HELLLLLLOOOOOOOO

>>416306

>Having a lunch of posters from the same photo set on your wall in order of your waifu walking. That way when you walk down the corridor of your home it looks like your waifu is walking with you.

i'm not sure what to even say. what a great idea

Can't you just keep her under the house or in a closet?

>>416307

You heard me.

>>416309

Being able to spot out a single freckle on her pale thighs. A time we live in yet Larsen can't even manage that.

She doesn't look mexican at all!

>still looking for the song

kek

good night family

>>416306

Lmfao that idea of them walking

And ya its a weird brand name haha

Diane :3

>>416312

Nighty night.

>>416300

what are those things growing on lily mo's chest?

Are they going to have to put her down? Shame

>>416312

choke on your sleep you perv

>>416311

she is half mexican

>>416316

fungus

>>416316

They're a minor hiccup.

>>416317

Great, now I have to drop her.

must be where her chubby face comes from

>>416314

I've been known by many names on many image boards.

>Can't you just keep her under the house or in a closet?

My girlfriend of my waifu poster? Heh

Nah my computer is my only safe space. Even then one time my gf accidentally plugged this PC's backup HD into the other PC and it autoran some shit she shouldn't have seen. Gotta be careful. It's almost like hiding porn from parents as a teenager. Thankfully I was always pretty good at that.

>>416320

>those 2 reposted pics

Oops, I swear they weren't in the preview.

>>416318

go ahead more for me

did you know that brooke is jewish ?

>>416319

did all of them translate to cunt ?

>>416320

haha. That was a good one, I suppose either works. As long as the two don't ever have eye contact it's alright.

>auto ran shit she shouldn't have seen

What do you have on autorun hoping that she wouldn't' see??

>>416322

I can believe it. She can still stay.

>>416317

>>416318

She should definitely consult a medical professional just to be sure. Once they get too big it's too late.

>>416325

>>416326

Guna switch to Eliza Taylor pics for a bit in preparation for the 100 coming back.

>>416323

>As long as the two don't ever have eye contact it's alright.

This isn't a 3some kek. Though sounds like there's some ERP potential there.

>What do you have on autorun hoping that she wouldn't' see??

Actually now i think about it it suggested an application to open some of the files on there or something. I don't remember, old macs are weird.

>>416322

so mean

>>416328

You're right. You need to get rid of your gf asap.

>mac

that explains it then.

>>416329

who are you

>>416323

I am 1/8 jewish or something like that

>>416330

>You're right. You need to get rid of your gf asap.

Nah she's amazing. If anything I'm the unworthy one. I'm happy worshipping my waifus in secret. In fact I'm glad I have them as she's just gone away for 10 days. I'd be lonely without their smiles.

Goodnight. ♥

>>416333

Good night.

>>416331

You're on the wall of being dropped.

>>416332

You're lucky then. Waifus will always be there for you.

>>416333

Goodnight Jo ♥

>3 days without even getting past the boot cycle without getting a bluescreen

>Today works fine

Not having a graphics card is cool too

>>416336

yayyyy. So are you not going to use a gpu for a while?

>>416336

Good morning. Your 970's not working…? So, that's why you're not on and not cause you're busy avoiding/hating me.

>>416335

>You're lucky then. Waifus will always be there for you.

Will they though? I consider that Diane became my waifu in 2004, she's 12 years older now. She still looks good because she has class and takes care of herself (and dem based German genes), but how many years has she got left? Kristen Bell, another of my waifus, has dropped off drastically after having kids.

I mean I'm not going to drop them just because they got old, but I'm not sure I feel that they'll always be there for me. She was there for me when she was in her 20s, and she's 40 this year. Will she be there for me when she's in her 50s?

gotta keep pickin up hot new waifus to compensate

>>416340

The trick is picking them up before they're 18. That way you get the best value for money.

She'd still be mostly the same person at heart though.

>>416337

Not for another month atleast. Need to get cash together for a new machine

This of course depending on the current one not throwing another bluescreen tantrum for no reason

>>416339

I don't have a 970 fam.

I have a shitty HD 6870

>>416340

>gotta keep pickin up hot new waifus

sounds like you came to the right place ☺

>>416342

Oh yeah…. I forgot about that. What's the rest of your build? Wanna quickly buy another one?

>>416343

Good morning.

>>416341

>The trick is picking them up before they're 18. That way you get the best value for money.

Heh I like the way you put that. That's when I picked up Chloe. And I think Emily Browning was also a teenager when I picked her up.

But I couldn't help myself with Diane, I was powerless in her thrall. That's why she's Queen Waifu.

>She'd still be mostly the same person at heart though.

Yeah but would you still call a granny a waifu? Where do you draw the line?

>>416343

>sounds like you came to the right place ☺

Hah yeah. Well while age is just a number, I don't think that pubescence is just a word. At least have them in adolescence if you're going to try and sell them to me.

>>416346

this girl Natalie Lind is 15.

15!

>>416335

you wanna hear more ? I am also tur-greek mainly half orthodox family

>>416347

That's far better. I think you know my type <3

But it takes more than looks to make a waifu. I like my waifus prodigious so there's always more to watch.

>>416349

it's the same girl i posted previously :D

>>416346

>ever picking up Chloe

[Reputation with K has decreased]

Of course. They're still good.

>>416348

So you're a wog?

>>416348

>disgusting half-breed partially semitic Dutch wog

I'm confused.

>>416350

Fucking sneaky mate.

>dem lips

>dat body shape

>dat long blonde hair

>dose innocent eyes

Man you got me good. So is this why people watch Gotham? Anything else she's in worth watching?

>>416351

>[Reputation with K has decreased]

>not liking Chloe

m8 she's the archetypal waifu

Unless you were on /tv/ on cuckchan all those years ago when it was KBell. The glory days.

>>416352

Kstews is a goddess.

Unless you mean chloe east you're dead wrong fam

>>416352

have never seen her in anything tbh. i absolutely loathe "Gotham" and won't watch it for any reason.

>>416351

Not really wog is middle eastern we are northern circassian closer to black sea etc…

>>416352

exactly :D

>>416345

cpu - Intel® Core™ i5-6500 Quad-Core, 3.2 GHz

motherboard - Asus B150-PRO

8gb ram

psu - XFX TS 650W 80PLUS

gpu - MSI GTX970 Armor 4GD5T OC

That should be it, i need to shop around for a cpu fan too but that's next to irrelevant

>>416344

If only i was made of money fam

>>416354

It's just astounding that one person can have so much shit taste bottled up.

Why isn't the government doing experiments on you and stuff

>>416355

Yeah it looks like shit to me but I've watched some dreadful shit just for waifus.

Why do you have a folder for this little goddess if you haven't actually seen her in anything?

>>416354

KStew is okay, I've seen quite a few of her films and enjoyed her in all of them, but I definitely meant Chlomo.

>>416356

>Not really wog is middle eastern we are northern circassian closer to black sea etc…

Don't you go tellin us Aussies what a wog is. A wog is Mediterranean, which sometimes includes the Levant. The term basically started to describe Greeks and Italians and expanded to include Lebs, but now it just means slightly brown person who's not a towelhead and isn't black.

>>416356

Close enough.

>>416357

I'll gibe you money for a cheap one.

>>416359

>>416360

>

>>416360

she is aesthetically pleasing?

>>416362

Good enough for me.

So what have you been up to since we last spoke like a year ago?

>>416361

You need to get your eyes tested, faggot. How do they even let you drive on the road?

>>416360

>>416361

that's what I am then ^^

>>416364

Clearly that i've got the better vision since I'm the one with the licence here.

>>416338

w-who are you?

>>416366

I have a license though

Don't you wear glasses?

>>416368

Are you lying to me??

Nope.

>>416365

Are there many wogs in Netherlands?

>>416364

Emma roberts<3

U sir have amazing taste

She is my abusivfu :3

>>416369

dunno I moved here recently

also get your eyes tested

>>416369

I've had a license for ages, cunt

Huh, you really seem like the type of person to wear glasses. It's how I always imagined you looked too, maybe it's just because you're a weeaboo.

>>416369

wogs?

>>416370

Coincidentally she's mine too

>>416363

my mom died on March 1st last year, so i had to go home to NH and settle estate. which is STILL dragging on and on and on…..

so being a useless NEET basically :D

>>416367

the pic is Jodelle Ferland from "Dark Matter." not sure who the anon is.

>>416370

>Emma roberts

>>416374

>>416370

>>416377

she was very fabulous when she was doing Unfabulous

>>416371

How come you moved to the Netherlands?

>>416377

Friendly reminder to censor all pics of Emma

>tfw you keep trying to post but it keeps stopping you

>tfw you eventually realise that it's not bugging out this time it's asking you to fill out the captcha again

>>416375

>my mom died on March 1st last year

Oh my god man that's so terrible I'm so sorry. At least you're still living the NEET dream. Still in Oregon?

>>416376

>>416372

>these retarded cunts talking about licences

What the fuck?

For the record I've been on my full license for years, but seriously what the fuck who gives a fuck?

>>416376

Oh. Out east it's a slang for lice.

>>416379

pic related LOL

>>416380

no i had to leave there and come live in NH with my Dad until this is sqared away.

>>416379

I did uni in germany found work there, I am gonna move soon anyways to greece or tur dunno really , I am in between jobs right now :D

>>416376

I just assumed! I'm honestly surprised.

N-no

>>416377

WEW LAD

Webm related for you

>>416380

It started because I think he has shit taste, don't think about it too much

>>416377

Dont hate on emma!!

>>416378

Omfg lol yesss

I was watching a bunch of Unfabulous a few months ago

She is literally perfect in it, was kind of obsessed with her. Like, season 2 and 3 especially, she is literal perfection

>>416384

So you're there for the welfare then? :P

>>416382

>no i had to leave there and come live in NH with my Dad until this is sqared away.

Does he mind you being a NEET?

>It started because I think he has shit taste, don't think about it too much

Well you obviously didn't before you started it.

>>416387

i'm in a pretty remote area of NH without the ability to drive a car. jobs aren't easy to find.

i supported myself for over 15 years without any help from him, and i plan on giving him money from the estate, so things are OK. we've also always been friends as well as father/son.

>>416387

What do you mean? is the welfare considered lenient or over the top in Holland? I'm not allowed on welfare here and I was just recently fired. I can't collect E.I either because I worked under the table… kind of.

>>416357

Not bad. Any online PC part sites in Portugal?

>>416388

That's lovely, I'm glad you have such a good relationship with your dad. I swear in every American TV show I watch the protagonists have a bad relationship with their father.

You seen anything recently with Emily Browning in it?

>>416389

They've got a pretty good welfare program, that's why there's so many shitskins there, like the one in this thread (<3). Most Euro nations have made moves to crack down on foreigners getting welfare in the first few years in the country recently though so I don't know where they're at in comparison to their neighbours.

>>416387

I wish, I don't qualify for it I am burning my savings atm

>>416386

nfabulous also had this beauty

>>416389

People who don't deserve it who are there illegally get it at some point , and people who went there legally don't qualify for it

>>416391

Pompeii i will never see because i don't like that kind of movie.

tried watching a period piece she did and shut it off it was really dull.

haven't been watching too many movie though i just don't have the attention span currently :(

>>416392

>I wish, I don't qualify for it I am burning my savings atm

iktf bro, saved up a few thousand while living with my parents and spent it all in the first year after moving out

>>416394

I watched Pompeii just for her even though I knew it was going to be terrible. Kiefer helped to make it tolerable. Emily was pretty good in it, I didn't mind wasting the time watching it tbh, but it's understandable that you wouldn't want to. Sometimes you just don't feel like movies. I haven't even seen the new Star Wars yet.

>>416393

I worked in web-dev for one client. I was paid about 80% under the table and the rest I was listed as a legit vendor (I don't know how to deal with that come tax season). So the money I got legitimately wasn't enough for me to qualify for anything.

>>416395

the new star wars is fucking great. seen it twice already.

>he hasn't seen "Force Awakens"

>>416396

How did you get caught then, guessing you did get caught since you got fired?

>>416397

I don't think I'll end up liking it as much as you. I doubt I'll hate it, I'm sure it'll be a perfectly well-made middle of the road money grabbing flick marketed to audiences of all ages and both genders. But I haven't seen it so I'll refrain from praise or criticism. I was guna see it today actually but it's hard to do anything when you wake up at 7pm.

>>416398

I got fired because I didn't come in for a few months…

>>416397

I haven't seen it either I am waiting for the dvd :D

I was gonna watch the TS version but gave up

>>416399

I think I will like it coz I am not a star wars fan it looks like a good popcorn movie with nice cgi

>>416401

if you have this attitude towards it you will probably enjoy it quite a bit.

>>416401

>>416402

>I think I will like it coz I am not a star wars fan it looks like a good popcorn movie with nice cgi

Yeah basically but I'm sick of JJ's style, the same style Marvel (who is owned by Disney, who made Star Wars) use where everything is safe and panders to as many audiences as possible and tries not to be too deep or make you think too much. I'm sure it's a solid flick.

>>416400

Oh…

>>416402

Thats me being really positive. I have the uttermost disdain for star wars in general

you made fun of me once because I watched the first 3 movies in 2006 when I was 19 you

don't even remember that do you ? that's how little I care about the whole thing. ( I actually liked clone wars out of the 3 prequels it had some nice battle scenes)

>>416403

I've never liked anything that guy has ever made but since I don't care about star wars it's ok

>>416404

I had a bit of a mental health crisis. You guys know that. lol.

>>416405

are you sure that was me? i don't usually mock people for their taste in anything.

i've always been curious about all the cartoon series but i generally don't like watching animation and have too much else to watch.

>>416407

yeah it was you but actually you didn't mock too much( you were just angry) you just said that you liked them because you'd seen them as a kid. We go way back even if you don't remember it

>>416385

W E W L A D

>>416386

Just a bit of harmless bullying fam.

If you were a real Emma fan you would've called me out on the fact i'm one too.

But no one ever seems to get the reference

>>416390

I don't think so. Atleast not like newegg.

>>416409

>M thinks this is ugly

smh tbh

>>416409

Or like physical stores with prices online?

What about Dove's abs?

>>416410

Nice reading comprehension, stay in school empy

>>416412

Physical stores we've got a ton, i would like to order everything from the same one so i don't have to build it myself though.

Too lazy to go through that ordeal again

Good night.

>>416410

her personality is so repulsive i can see why people don't like her. shes a qt imo though.

>>416410

What a great dress, she looks nice in it.

>>416415

you just don't like her because she starred in a ryan murphy production

>>416417

ha ha ha i was just thinking of Scream Queens and what a complete train wreck it is.

i literally can't understand how anyone can watch Ryan Murphy shit, even ironically.

>>416413

All you said was her name and posted some pics of showing disgust, what else was I supposed to interpret? I'm not magic, nigga

>>416414

See ya

>>416415

I just think she's cute, I don't care for her personality

>>416418

American horror story season 1 and 2 (mostly 1) was really fun campy shit. It was enjoyable to watch.

Also

I cant understand how anyone cant like this :p

>>416418

I watched a bunch of Glee solely for Dianna Agron. But even that got to be too much for me to handle.

>>416418

I watched scream queens and I completely agree with you after watching the whole thing but you really hate horror comedy. I don't. it's not a great series but if you have free time and wanna watch bullshit once a week it's not that bad ( I am really pushing here I know ) but I watch a lot of shit and it is one of them. I will watch the second season to if there is one

>>416416

I was gonna say, I watched the first season of the show that girl is in a while back. forgot the name already 100? 300?

I kept being distracted by the fact that she sounds uncannily like Nina Dobrev, especially when she's speaking but not being shown on screen

>>416421

just don't :D it's not worth it

>>416422

i like Abi a lot and i just couldn't bit the bullet. it's too absurd for me and you are right….get that fucking comedy out of my horror :D

>>416420

i enjoyed season one and thought the end was genuinely daring. season two was a fucking joke, with Anne Frank, aliens, and just fucking Murphy nonsense. bailed half-way through season three.

>>416423

It's the 100. And I never watched the Vampire Diaries so I don't know shit about Nina Dobrev but isn't she Bulgarian? Maybe they have similar voice amplitudes, but hey there's a lot of waifu material in the 100 and I prefer season 2 over season 1. Season 3 comes out in the next day or two as well.

Maybe you should catch up and then we can compete to have waifu who kills the most grounder scum.

>>416424

>tfw she got knocked up by some wannabe badass jewish kid

Dropped the show faster than a backhand to the face drops a disobedient woman.

>>416419

So the bit where i say i'm a fan of hers in this post >>416413 doesn't matter?

I bait people over emma the same i way i do with NGE

>>416426

Yeah, but she lived in Canada most of her life

Maybe I will watch more, others have said it does get better.

>>416427

I obviously didn't read your replies to other people fam

>>416425

it was bad since season one you of all people should have known that

>>416426

^^ I don't even remember what that show was about

>>416421

She's a hobo druggie now.

>>416430

in my defense my gf at the time was all about AHS. i "watched" it more than watched after s1.

>>416428

Too bad you just caught me saying i bait people with it, otherwise you would be in for a ride

But yeah, that bloody anime

>>416429

You can look at a post and only read the bit that concerns you?

Teach me your ways senpai

>>416429

>Maybe I will watch more, others have said it does get better.

Honestly despite being a CW show I mostly watch for the waifus it's not terrible. There's actually some genuinely good stuff in there. Unfortunately if you continue where you left off the first few episodes of s2 aren't great, but it definitely picks up. The second half of s2 was superb IMO.

>>416430

>^^ I don't even remember what that show was about

If you're referring to the 100, it's about a future where nuclear war annihilated everyone on earth so the only humans left live on a space station. The earth has been irradiated for a century so they send 100 criminal teens (criminal adults are executed) to the surface to test if it's safe to live in yet, where they encounter people who've somehow survived the irradiation. There are like a dozen potential waifus.

>>416431

Oh god she looks awful, what the fuck happened? She was a literal semitic goddess, 10/10 would be white genocided by

>>416434

hey if you liked that, you might be interested in this book called "seveneves"

it is the new Neal Stephenson so it is a default 8/10 minimum.

>>416435

Looks very interesting. I've been reading a lot more recently, and I love conceptual sci fi so I might pick it up at some point. Thanks for the recommendation.

At the moment I've been going through Bernard Cornwell's Saxon Stories. I'm in book 5 right now, I'd highly recommend for anyone into historical fiction. My gf got me a signed copy for my birthday :D

also dat bitch has some seriously nice mammaries

>>416435

cmon ? really look i am biased here but I never thought of him as something you can recommend

his novels are meh at best but i don't read much so insult me he is no gibson

>>416433

You need to not sleep for 40 hours~

Then you're golden, like a baked potato

>>416434

I did notice all the waifu potential, and Eliza is pretty cute

>>416438

i've not read as much Gibson as i should have.

still, if you are trying to tell me that "Diamond Age" isn't a 9/10 you are fucking high m8.

>>416437

daily reminder she is 15 in those pics. LOL.

>>416434

She looks alright.

>>416439

>I did notice all the waifu potential, and Eliza is pretty cute

Me and my mate watch the 100 together and he waifus the spic. At the end of the season I felt completely vindicated by my choice of waifu. Most people who don't waifu Eliza waifu Octavia though. I suggest going with Eliza because she's a babe and she was on Neighbours but things'd be more interesting if we argued about who the best waifu is.

>>416440

m8 age is just a number, whereas boobies are something firm and graspable

dayum Ashley Benson is hoooooot

so many waifus i forget about a lot of them at times.

>>416440

How the fuck is she 15

Ugh

Shes even more mature looking and developed than Kaylyn or just about anyone at that age

Holy shit

>>416443

>forgetting about such a semen demon

This for Chloe

>>416444

Top tier genes.

>>416445

>>416444

>forgetting what a semen demon looks like

>>416440

:( read em pls you will enjoy them

>>416448

That's the beats raw form.

>>416448

Which Gibson would you recommend?

I recently read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep and I fucking loved it. It shits all over Blade Runner, which was all visuals. DADES had great characters and incredible moral and philosophical depth, recommended for all.

>>416450

start with burning chrome

neuromancer

count zero mona lisa overdrive just read the entire sprawl trilogy virtual light, all tomorrows parties I knida fucked up the chronology but just read em

>>416450

If you liked johnny mnemonic or watched that movie ( 90s keanu reeves movie withe the original razor girl ) you will like it

Guys!!

New Dance Moms tonight!!

Hopeully with tons of Maddie. And some Kendall would be nice!!

>>416454

Jordyn would be good as a mum on that show.

Thoughts?

>>416460

dem DSLs though

>>416460

>>416461

Hahha, admittedly not the best pics of her. Might try and find some good ones later.

She can be really beautiful when she wants.

>>416462

Yessssss this!!!!

>>416464

Oops didnt mean to post her ig

Oh well lol

>>416466

That's what happens when you don't bully people.

It's like you don't even love us artsbro

>>416467

Hahah ooooo

I can do that

Ummm ur so drippy that Dove thinks ur gross!!!

Ooooo bullied ;)))

Goodnight homos

>>416468

wow so mean no wonder everyone left

US anons are always bullies you just can't trust them

>>416469

dont get me started please just go away

>>416469

>>416467

bestdrip I've started a Dove folder please post the God tier Doves you have!

>>416469

gnite hoho

>>416470

>>416473

still waiting for those Dove webm from "Descendents" :D

>>416473

I'll do better and upload my folder for you.

TRIGGER WARNING:

It's beyond disorganised

>>416474

G-Go easy on me.

If everything was ok i would get around to do them on thursday but i don't know if i can stress this rig in its current status.

This is the only one i have atm

>>416475

just teasing friend i know you are super busy.

my Dove folder is too small atm!!!

Just found this pic I hadn't seen before

>mmm leather

>>416475

i just found a pretty good Dove gallery online….and you can't right click on any of the pictures? don't think I've EVER seen that before on a fan site.

what is the fucking point of a gallery that you can't get pics from?

>>416477

I'll just share the link with everyone then.

Given that she's my waifu it's an insultingly small folder size

>>416478

Patrician taste clearly.

Tell us more about yourself artsbro.

I know you're a codemonkey nowadays, what languages do you program on?

>>416480

I think i know what site you're talking about.

You need to painstakingly do the page source code thingy for each picture, like with instagram.

It's a pain in the ass.

Also, fuck these errors

hey everyone

>>416480

Link or the girl gets it.

>>416478

Me to to be Franklin, bestie has made her grow on me.

>>416475

Thanks for sharing! ♥

>>416480

All these greedy pic takers and sites want their material all to themselves and don't want to spread theDove love to the world, it's the same as the people who don't release their rolls from Chloë shoots and vids.

>>416482

>>416481

it's just the .org fansite. pretty big gallery that i want to raid.

>this pic

>shoe dangling off stocking foot

HNNNNNNG

literally a main fetish of mine. wish this pic was higher res

>>416483

its just odd to me to bother making a site full of pics just to rub it in to people that you have them and they don't???

:3

Chloë's gonna be on CW something tonight! Can't wait to see the vid!

>>416482

Hey Pixers how's today?

>>416484

Never underestimate the power of people wanting to flaunt things and have things others don't to be special!

mfw I lost my job

well…. fuck.

>>416488

Uh oh. Is there a story to tell?

>>416488

Shit man, was it lay-offs?

>>416488

I hope you haven't spent all the money I gave you.

>>416483

My pleasure you qt π

>>416484

Yup, that's the one. I don't understand why they feel the need to make the pictures "unsaveable"

>>416485

I played around with visual basic and c++ .

Programming seems to be pretty fun but it's not where my interests lie at at the moment

I'm the local anthropology/movie fag so if you want to ask those 2 would be the areas i know something about.

I know programming wasn't your first career choice, are you happy with where you ended up or do you miss arts?

>>416487

CW network? the one that does Arrow and Supernatural?

>>416488

Shit mate, sorry to hear that

>>416488

i was afraid of that when you were talking about it yesterday. sorry to hear it :(

don't think i have seen this pic posted b4

>>416488

Ahhh oh no :(

Im really sorry man

<3

Let me know if there is anything i can do, ill be here though and got your back

>>416492

Ah cool, thats really cool you messed around with that stuff. How did u like it, even if its not your primary interest?

I have fallen in love with coding and almost cant believe i wasnt always into it. I really do not miss art and design to be honest. I love it as a hobby but would just feel pressured and untalented when doing it as a profession, where coding feels like a puzzle to me which im good at.

Also since i do a lot of coding for website visuals and such, its not too unrelated to graphic design; I used to code a bit for classes. So, its kind of nice, and im hoping one day to be able to kind of combine the two fields in my work :)

What do u do related to movies? Sounds delightful!

>>416487

alright thanks

>>416488

that sucks, sorry man.

>>416484

>>416493

the site seems lacking or there are just not so many Dove pics but if you still want to get those pics, when you click on the pic for fullscreen right click on the scroll bar and go to page source for the direct link to the pic, it's just a couple of extra clicks.

Also I found these on another site in better reso.

>>416496

thanks for those!!

when i right click on that site literally nothing happens.

also this link has a lot of disney related stuff haven't fully looked at it yet. of course you have to work around fucking flickr being awful now:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/disneyabc/albums

>>416489

>>416490

>>416491

>>416492

>>416493

>>416494

>>416496

>be me three weeks ago

>work hours start to go scarce

>begging on my knees to my boss for work hours

>tells me,"You'll be the first to know if I have anything"

>The next week I get 0 hours

>text and fb pm my co-workers that I have 0 hours and if they need someone to cover a shift to tell me

>Get a text message back from one co-worker explaining its evaluations for seasonals

>trying to stay calm and wait the week out

>next week comes

>0 hours again

>texting co-workers if they're still doing evaluations

>gets a call from manager

>"Hey, so if you wanted to continue working with us, you can either become part-time or be a seasonal for the year

>Says, "I want to be part-time"

>starts getting paperwork in the mail about 401K for part-timers

>gets a call a couple days later

>"Hey, we want you to come in and answer some questions for us"

>its today

>goes to work

>"So we're not keeping you…"

TL;DR - Not only did they not inform me on the fact that they were doing evaluations and I was blinding worrying about why I had a whopping total 16 hours for 4 weeks. But they also led me on to believe that I was going to give me the part-time job, only to tell me to fuck off a week later…

Wait up Bowie, I'm coming with ya.

>>416492

I guess so. It says she's gonna be on MADtv anniversary special and iZombie with the 5th Wave cast, I dunno what that's about but I guess I'll find out whenever the vids go up on chlomo.

>>416495

I thoroughly enjoyed.

Like you said, it feels a lot like a puzzle and i find it very fulfilling when you finally work out the one thing that wasn't working, or when you fix that one elusive bug.

It's nice you found your true calling, cheers mate!

I'm in film school at the moment so, apart from some shorts, i don't do much.

>>416498

Fuck.

That's beyond shitty mate.

16 for 4 weeks is also bullshit.

I-I hope you manage to find another part-time ; _ ;

>>416498

as long as you can use them for a reference? did they give you a reason? not sure if you are in a "right to work state" where they don't have to.

>>416500

did you already have all these i'm posting?

>>416496

feel free to work your magic and get this 2nd pic in bigger res :)

>>416498

Oh man that's rough. Such a shitty way to leave

Even I get 8 hours a week

>>416498

Wow dude are you still safe financially for now? I think you said once you still live with your folks right?

>>416501

I didn't have the dangling shoe one, or that 2nd one you just posted.

Which is lovely btw.

>>416500

Thanks!!

Agreed it feel so nice finally fixing that one error or whatever!

And sounds cool :)

Bbs tho :p

>>416504

i aim to please <3

this 2nd one almost doesn't even look like her

>>416500

>>416502

I think the things that pisses me off the most is just the lack of communication on their. If I was told that there were going to be evaluations from the get-go and that I wasn't going to be kept; rather than told nothing at all and then get a phone call asking if I want to make my seasonal job part-time, I wouldn't be so livid as I am now.

>>416503

Uh, no I'm not. I'm not financially safe. I pretty much could be living on the streets if I don't get anything soon. And I don't have folks. Raised only by my mom and she's dead

>>416501

I could, they said it wasn't a termination but just a end of my services. I could be rehired for a position back there when their hiring season comes back around. But as of now, I need some dough..

>>416507

Don't Americans get welfare?

Sorry to hear about your situation by the way, though we don't really know each other, losing your job isn't fun in any part of the world.

I always imagined that in this pic Diane is looking in your eyes and saying 'it's going to be okay', so maybe you can look in her eyes in this pic and imagine it too.

Aussies doe

>>416507

Sorry man I dunno why I thought that. I imagine the job market in LA is as tough as anywhere else right now or more since there's so many people. Hope you find something at least good enough to keep a roof for now I dunno what your expenses are like in your area.

>>416507

Is it hard to get back on your feet once you're homeless in the U.S?

>>416507

Oh right yeah, my work did that to me once. I knew it was coming but they were like "don't come in next week".

If you're stuck for cash, I'll try send some

This really shows how little she is :3

>>416512

Izzat a young clone of Brad Dourif?

>>416508

I could but I think there are requirements that are to be met before actually receiving welfare. Like being out of a job for 6+ months.

>>416510

>>416512

It's really hard to find jobs atm. But! My roommate just informed me of an internship for this company called InRage Entertainment and I'm going to apply there today. I feel like this is what the followers stevism call, "An Act of Amon-Ra".

>>416511

We literally have a collection of blocks and streets dedicated to the homeless. You may have heard of it, its called Skid Row.. not to mention the fact that Los Angeles is one of the top 5 most cities with the biggest population of homeless.

>>416514

or like having and actual job before those 6 months

>>416515

that's the plan stan. Welfare is a last resort.

Chloë retweeted this if anyone`s an Amazon Primer I guess http://time.com/4177260/amazon-video-game-discount/?xid=time_socialflow_twitter

>>416514

>InRage

That's cool, just looking at their site and youtube now. Do you know much about them?

I hear Venice Beach is like homeless central or something.

>Skid Row

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0kSBiu1IGk ????

>>416513

No, its Anna Pavaga

>>416514

Better stay on the search then.

>>416516

I watched 2 documentaries about it that's all I know . and la has one of the biggest concentration of homeless right ?

>>416517

Not really, I was just given a site where they were advertising work so I just shot them an email right now about being apart of that.

Venice Beach as well, but a lot of them get money off of making painting or street performing and stuff like that.

>>416518

will do

>>416519

yes it is, up there with NY and the Philippians.

>>416517

is that US only?

>>416520

good good. better to get on with it now

>>416521

is the girl on the left her sister? also a qt.

>young blond man

>homeless

Lol I seriously doubt that will happen stevis. You only pay for a part of your expenses, right? So you don't need a high paying job. And afaik you don't have any debt. You're going to be fine.

>>416522

no shes not, looks similar but a qt she is

>>416523

he does waiter stuff which isn't really a job

so he good

>just dropped the gf off

>she's not coming back for 11 days

I don't think I have any sad Diane pics for this feel, but this pout might do.

>>416526

>gf

However will you cope for 11 days???

>>416526

just think. there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who haven't had a gf and/or haven't gotten laid. ever.

you'll be fine m80

>>416527

I was thinking tons of vidya, ERP, TV and film watching, maybe some book reading. Any suggestions?

>>416528

Well there's a difference between having something and losing it, and never having had it at all.

I mean sure I'll be fine but it'll still be a boring and lonely 11 days. I basically do nothing unless she makes me do it.

>>416529

>Any suggestions?

Beta uprising.

Normie genocide.

>>416530

hey booboo

Smiles

>

>>416530

ayo

>>416529

11 days of non-stop wanking nice

>>416530

just imagine these missiles were targeting clubs, malls and stadiums

a new, better world, in just a few seconds

>>416532

what a duo

>>416532

>that long hair on older girl

wew lad

>>416533

That's basically my thought right now but after 2-3 days I'll get bored of it I think. I don't watch porn so there's just not very much to wank to. There's only so many times you can jerk it to the same celeb interviews or pics.

>>416531

Hello Turkey person.

>>416532

Hi.

>>416534

If only. :(