/waifuist/ - Waifuist

>>437519

I was using private tab :P forgot 8chan doesn't like that

>>437510

1. Gross

2. Are you Batman?

3. Sounds fun, tell me how deadpool turns out

>>437512

It was. My bookmark is saved to where I have it open up the search results for the most recent Lauren pictures, so I don't really have to scavenge around.

>>437514

>>437515

JJ Sold her soul, her friendship, and her virginity so she can make a buck or two off her terribly ripped off "Iggy covers".Ok the virginity part, I dunno about. But shehad to fuck a guy or 3 to get them to work with her I call her "original" music Iggy covers cause they're literally carbon copies of Iggy's already shitty music."

>>437517

Nah, it's definitely lost, No one can find it. All that is left is fragments of the interview scattered over the web in gif form

When I first joined their chan, they had sooooo much Lauren content that I have never seen before. I felt like I was in Willy Wonka's Lauren Factory. *O*

>>437520

Where am I the group photo?

McKayla kinda looks like a cavewoman in this picture, to be honest.

>>437523

>JJ Sold her soul

*grabs popcorn* Please tell me more about this!

>>437524

It is actually kind of hot to me.

>>437517

Cool :P

I actually thinkkkkk I decided to check out Lolita, hahah, I've never seen ittt and I love Kubrick sooo I should…

>>437523

Haha, never knew u thought this way about Jordyn

Ya idk i'm not as particularly attached to her or think shes as cute as a bunch of the other lil cutiepies

>>437524

nothing new tbh but quite a cutie

>>437518

I completely forgot it's Valentines day today. Usually, I just hate it with all my heart.

>>437513

At first, I read "Lexee taste Chloe".

>>437515

Read this again: >>437510

but my reply to Stevis this time.

>>437517

It's kinda cool.

>>437523

I know, right? That Jethro….

I was.

I will.

>>437519

Hello, not-Zamps.

>>437526

Oh… I don't like the banjis in general. It's just JJ that needs her teeth kicked in.

>>437525

It's not hard to explain. She made her shitty bullshit "I'm Dripping" song, ditched the other banjis and then made more shitty music. And now she acts like an entitled bitch on her twitter with all the tweeting to Pop stars; thinking that any one of them would ever want to talk to her in the first place. To an extent, it's what I like to call, Musician syndrome. It's the rapid change of attitude towards one's peers in the form of pretentiousness, stubbornness, and ego-centrism.

>>437527

Stop being gross. I would not fap to a Chinamen.

>>437523

>I felt like I was in Willy Wonka's Lauren Factory.

But you tried the Fizzy Lauren Drink!

You LOSE!

Good day sir!

>>437526

Next time hick tho! Is a must see for Chloë movies.

>>437530

ok!! def :3.

(me on the left)

>>437527

Best dream ever it must be a prophesy O_o

>I completely forgot it's Valentines day today. Usually, I just hate it with all my heart.

Don't get me started :P I hate that day too.

>>437528

Well… It doesn't show that she sold her soul to me. It shows to me she is doing the normal thing that most talent-less musicians do and reach out to other musicians.

>>437532

I hope so. Sometimes, I feel like I have a bloodlust I must sate.

>>437532

>>437527

Today/tomorrow is going to be such a hateful day around here my mood is going to be determined entirely by Chloë…

>>437535

tfw you're wholly, absolutely and completely safe from any upsetting revelations

>black family moves next door

>constantly loud as fuck

>cops over there all the time

>aint even been a few weeks

>hear yelling

>"didndunuffin" ect.. ect…

>shitbox with a rice exhaust pulls off fast

>finish putting my clothes in dryer

>cops lights outside

>finally quite

>go back to my room

>>437534

state your bloodlust then I am fairly curious to know what it is

>>437535

What is Chloe doing that will determine your mood?

ugh nvm about lolita its too old for me right now haha :\ im a pleb yes i admit

im gonna play with my figures and shitpost and watch dance moms :) = recipe for happiness

Gonna start with season 3 as that is when maddie starts maturing a bit :3

>>437539

Should I skip season 1 and season 2? or are there anyone good moments in there?

>>437538

Maybe next time.

>>437536

tfw your entire state of mind each day is determined by the actions and choices of a teenage girl 5000km away

Oh Comrade you have it so good Ellenfuing…

>>437537

You just don't understand their culture, how intolerant.

>>437538

Everything.

>>437535

>>437530

I didn't know which one was the Fizzy Lauren Drink, but I would definitely like to try Lauren's Fizzy Drink *O*

>>437532

How souless of her

>>437544

Somewhat…

>>437548

Hey man!!!

>>437543

Saved to tweet to Chloë repeatedly tomorrow.

>>437544

L-lewd maybe?

>>437548

ay babay

>>437550

Kinda, somewhat, not really but really is.

>>437540

up to u dude, i havent seen it all so i rly dont know. up to u if u like maddie that age or not. i think shes adorable then but still too young for me to care about watching through the whole season.

>>437545

loool, not kubrick tho ;p

>>437547

awwwww adorable!!!! love this :)

valentine heart from maddie ;P

>>437552

Lauren loves The Cure. And a lot of The Cure's songs remind me of her so it's nothing short of perfect

>>437542

I used to be like you but then I smarted.

>>437547

Gay.

>>437552

I have been watching Comedies a lot…

>>437554

Heterosexual love is not gay! ;__;

>>437555

The Cure is a great band. Not my favorite but I like them a lot

>>437556

Cool!

>>437557

Haha worddd man! But I'm watching cuz of the directing :P

Rare maddie tongue :)

>>437547

Do you draw from your Laurenfeels for much of your music?

>>437554

I'm too hearted for my smarted to overcome when it comes to Chlo.

>>437549

>>437550

Hello.

>>437558

You, on the other hand, are pretty gay.

>>437560

>suffering because of some rich slut you'll never meet

It's really pathetic if you think about it.

>>437559

Btw man how are you? Done anything fun lately?

>>437561

How's it going?

>>437560

Not at all. Most of my music is just inspired by ambient music I wish to make someday. Right now I'm deeply inspired by Roly Porter - Third Lawm, Chubby Wolf - Ornitheology, Sylvia Monnier - Second Thought and Trist - Hin Fort

>>437563

Not much, stevis got me listening to love songs now…

>>437562

Disregarding my butt pics, I'm like the most straight guy here.

>>437565

♥ ^~^ ♥

>>437562

Yes I've posted abridged versions of my longwinded analyses of it here before, but unfortunately as I've concluded in those, no amount of ration changes anything.

>>437565

I have been listing to Tool with my friend while we work fun stuff :P

>>437563

good bro hung with some pals today! its freezing out tho lol

how about u?

>>437566

>disregard

>>437570

I am good… Watching Dance moms's right now :P

>>437566

I'm not so sure about that. When people say suggestive things to you, you seem to enjoy playing along…

>>437568

Maybe she's going to start dating Hillary Clinton now.

>>437573

cool! wat episode?

im watching s3e4

maddie and kendall solo :3

so justice scalia is dead…

>>437574

Hillary's been hurt too many times to let someone new in. But if she does send Valentine's messages to Hillary tomorrow that won't result in a sour Chlondike.

>>437566

Nah dawg that's me.

>>437575

I will watch that one… season one is boring and doesn't have Kendall in it. What is the episode where Maddie kisses that fucking gay ass mother fucking beta faggot ?

>>437571

He's a little too bubble gum for me.

>>437572

I know how much you love my butt cheeks but pls

>>437574

Because I know its all done jokingly. There's nothing being taken seriously about those conversations.

>>437577

Okay, 2nd straightest!

>tfw still Fatnaturday where I live

So, my best friend came his morning not wearing, for some reason, what she wanted to wear for this afternoon. And to some freakin' mystery, girls take so long to change.

When she was done, I hurried like fuck cause I'm really REALLY hungry! Mom and dad wanted to use my car cause they prolly needed to transport something. They told me to use mom's. Backing up toward the gate, I stopped to a loud ass thud. I bumped my best friend's Fortuner with mom's M3. T__T

>>437576

>>437548

Hello.

>>437578

THAT IS NOT WHAT JESUS WOULD DO!

>>437566

How are you the straightest guy here?

I was married once.

>>437580

Are you on the best coast too?

>>437576

Were you two close?

>>437584

No. I'm right in the middle.

>>437582

:P

http://churchofchristarticles.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/god.png

>>437578

lool, not sure the episode broo, can prob google search it, his name is geno i believe

>>437579

ya i hear ya!

>>437580

me too 1 more hour :P

>>437581

Aw man sorry to hear about that!

Yall ok? At least hopefully no one was hurt

>>437579

but wanting to bottom is automatic non-straight

>>437588

Also when does Kendall come in?

>keep fatnaturday alive!!!

>>437585

I enjoyed his impish sense of humor and general corruption tbh

More Valentine's Day songs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhHfBsbH5nA

>>437583

How old are you? Aren't you like 21?

>>437587

>

>>437588

Chvrches is literallty the poppiest band I have ever genuinely enjoyed.

>>437589

Says who!?

>>437590

Kendall comes in beginning of season 2

>>437592

haha true, cuz of lauren ;)

Also, wow, I keep forgetting Maddie has a brother. That's so weird to me, I always just imagine her having Kenzie has a sister.

He's like, my age. That's so weird

>tfw no baby sister maddie to take care of and hug and love

>>437592

I'm closer to 30.

>>437591

He was not corrupt, he was a good boy.

Take that back.

>>437594

Lol, shit, apparently she has like, two brothers actually, and 2 step brothers on the way or something?

Damn, I can't even keep up. I don't know all that much about my waifu :(.

I imagine her and Kenzie don't live with them though.

>>437591

>general corruption

A pun?

>>437592

I've watched to much Ricardo Lopez vids to listen to Bjork unstained…

>>437597

Waifu brothers are interesting because you wonder if you would get along with them.

>>437596

Scalia would have wanted us to know how much he enjoyed trolling the judicial system

>>437597

I'd keep them away from the brothers too.

>>437593

Austin 3:16 I just wiped your ass

Never mind my God I am done this is my new religion!!!

>>437597

She most have like a super tough live… Maddie seems like her mother made her famous so that she could leech off of Maddie's fame. Like most parents actually do :P

>>437583

You were.

>>437588

Ya, earing Jap food now.

>>437598

you should know by now im not that clever

fap queen

I hope sheepy Dan is alright after that earthquake.

>>437594

That is part of it. The other part was I really really liked Bones, EOE is a mixed bag still.

But actually I take that back. Purity Ring is the poppiest Band I like. Their most recent album has sugar all over the place!

>>437595

What the fuck? I thought you were like 21 or 22.

I'm guessing that picture of you in the patriot jersey isn't actually you then.

>>437598

That song is incredibly haunting because of Ricardo but I think the song is absolutely gorgeous once you actually dig into what she's saying rather than the what Ricardo did after finishing the song. It's obviously nothing philosophically deep or nothing in need of great study, but they're very cute and "Awwwww"-provoking.

>>437597

Got it, 2 half brothers from her fathers 1st marriage, and 1 step brother and 1 step sister from her mother's new husband's 1st marriage.

>>437598

yeah i hear ya

aw yeah thinking about those chloe vids with her brother

so cute in them

>>437600

ahahah…wow…why?

i couldn't imagine being maddie's brother, like wtf. i'd be in love with her.

>>437601

yeah i feel like a worry about her a lot but idk if thats me being silly, shes enjoying so much success but it must be tiring, idk, i rly hope the best for her of course. her mother is definitely a bit off…why else would she sign up for dance moms? it seemed to work out tho

yay new maddie pic!!

>>437583

what's it like being married?

>>437606

No. This is me.

I usually wear a suit most of the time.

>>437609

You're such a liar dude!

>>437603

Oh sweet-tea Ela don't sell yourself short.

>>437605

KiwiDaniel is surely made of sturdy stuff I'm sure he's okay. Though i don't even know if he lives anywhere near the place that got hit.

>>437606

That seems to be her thing.

How're we all?

>>437607

What you don't realise is even on a small scale Mom's it's funny it's never the dads that seem to have a problem with leeching money will leech off of talent. I mean I have seen little girls in Nashville being just controlled to do all they can to be in the music business by their parents. Glad mine were never like that :P

>>437612

I am good turtle man how are you?

>>437613

Yeah

Maddie's parents apparently divorced because the father couldn't deal with their lives revolving around dance, or something like that. They were quoted for saying that dance got in the way of their marriage.

>>437606

Lol Purity Ring sounds like a very poppy name

>>437608

Don't fall for his lies.

>>437611

There are only like two cities in New Zealand and like 90% of the population live within them.

>>437611

Earlier in her career it was. Then it turned into this weird "I think I'm Aristotle" type lyricism for a bit.

>>437612

fine thank you.

>>437614

They're much poppier than CHVRCHES. They make Witch House, "Launchpad" Pop

>>437613

She resembles Hailee there.

So Dragon, how are you liking the episode?

Watch for when Maddie and Kendall win, her reaction and smile is SO fucking cute

>>437617

Ohh cool. I've just been listening to Rihanna's song Work lately lol

>>437612

Waiting on the impending Valentines doom and gloom. What about the turtle?

>>437614

>losing your qt daughters to dance

Sad story.

>>437613

Why does she always open her mouth like that?

>>437620

I know, right? I sometimes wonder how he feels…especially now that his daughter's become such a phenomenon.

He was on an episode of Dance Moms I watched…it was kind of weird and unsettling to me. Maddie was like, 7, but she seemed, and said she was nervous around her father… and the interactions between them were just a bit odd. Then again, I have no idea, so I really shouldn't say.

>>437619

She just came out with a new album right? I haven't heard much talk about it. Probably a reason why.

hey bros

>>437605

>>437611

Didn't feel that quake, it was a few hundred miles away

>>437617

>Witch house (also known as drag or haunted house) is an occult-themed dark electronic music genre and visual aesthetic that emerged in the early 2000s. The music is heavily influenced by chopped and screwed hip-hop soundscapes, industrial and noise experimentation, and features use of synthesizers, drum machines, obscure samples, droning repetition and heavily altered, ethereal, indiscernible vocals.

How many genres and subgenres do we have at this point? Serious question.

>>437614

Divorce is so stupid… When is it ever to run away from a problem and never go back to it again…

>>437618

Hailee who is she?

>>437621

I don't think she opens her mouth a lot tbh I just have a lot of pictures of her doing that and I tend to post those a lot really shows into the mechanics of my mind Lol

>>437619

I am currently trying to get heartbreaker down and I just started watching it Lol

>>437615

Do you know the name of Elle's qt friend/possible lover?

>>437625

Hey man glad to know you are okay from that quake…

>>437620

Accepted that I'll be alone forever but also happy I won't have to put up with dumb shit from some pain in the ass.

>>437624

Its an alright song. Nothing really wrong with. But I mean it doesn't really try to be anything amazing either.

>>437626

Like a fuck ton. If you can think of anything, it probably already exists

>>437625

Hey bud!! How are you?

Ooooooo pilates outfit Chloë!

>>437625

Well glad you're okay!

>>437627

Divorce rates are above 50% now aren't they? I don't think divorce is stupid so much as stupid people tend to get into bad marriages and then want out and it damages the family and etc.

>>437630

That's the spirit I suppose.

>>437628

WOW i like that pic a LOT!!!!!!

>>437627

ah cool haha

oo im watching an episode where shes crying now :P

>>437631

lol true ;p its one of my fav by her but i dont listen to her much to begin with

>>437632

agreed with what u said about stupid people

>>437625

Glad to hear it.

>>437632

I think it is stupid because I have friend who tend to get somewhat too affected by it. Which could have been evaded by the stupidity of the parents. Also being from a somewhat religious background. Divorce is at like 51% now…

>>437633

Girls are crying in this one :P hug Maddie for me then Lol

>>437627

Why would one collect images of her opening her mouth wide?

>>437628

I don't think we're privy to that kind of knowledge.

>>437633

I don't listen to her at all. Most of the songs I've listened to by her is whatever played on the radio.

>>437629

>>437632

>>437634

Thanks! Last time we had one that strong where I live, I was posting here lol

>>437631

hi Stevis, Im just relaxing on a Sunday afternoon watching NZ struggle in the cricket vs Aus, yourself?

>>437636

Hey what about those broncos man… Yah lets talk about that… O_o

>>437639

Earthquakes are so creepy I have only been through one and it was so cool for me to see.

>>437637

I need to flesh out that bit of fiction regarding how Elle met that girl.

Right after I come up with the Lexee/Lauren fake crab vs real crab discussion.

>>437632

Whoops wrong pic.

I wish I could do workouts with Chlochlo she's probably fun. I notice she doesn't seem to shill soulcycle anymore, they must have stopped paying.

>>437635

>>437633

Yeah it's gone steadily up since like the sixties or something along with the slew of other problems in one massive correlating wave of apparent social decline. It's too bad. There's a variety of factors though.

>>437630

virgin4life crew

Does Rihanna compose any of "her" music?

>>437644

No, guess who does?

Sia.

>>437639

Browzing my library, listening to music. Determining if I should start listening to audio books.

>>437644

I don't think most pop stars write or produce their own songs once they get big.

>>437643

It's not over until you give up on yourself, Cumfallo. Use your Cumfallo charms.

>>437642

>>437649

This new Chloe is fucking F I R E bestie

>>437642

It's also really annoying how most divorces are caused by women and the fact that women usually get the most support during a divorce is somewhat bullshit to me.

>>437645

Can I just take a minute and fanboy over him please?

>>437644

I have meet people that work with Rihanna and though she can sing one of her engineers said that they do wayyy to much work on her vocals for her being naturally talented. Also she can play piano but that doesn't stop her record company from hiring other people. I could go on if you would like?

>>437650

>>437649

Aw lol

I want a bestie ;-;

I'll sell my body to any takers ;)

>>437642

>>437649

she has a pretty stubby torso

>>437646

>>437648

From what I've read over the last few months, her recent albums have been composed by like 20 different people, none of whom are herself.

>>437650

If you only saw her legs you would expect a super feminine body on top of them. But then… the hulk.

>>437649

She looks thicker

>>437655

>>437653

I usually like a stubby torso, but Elleh nailed it with the shoulder thing.

>>437650

Unfortunately not many pics so far, papps not doing their job.

Only ones other than those two are ones I've grabbed from Umbrellas' twitter with his gay-ass watermark.

>>437651

Oh yeah, divorce courts are fucking brutal whether for the general public and especially for rich folks. You should look up Dave Foley's story.

>>437652

Sorry Madderz bestiehood isn't about physical body selling but special brobonds.

>>437653

She's got the feminine short body long legs thing.

>>437655

Squats and oats I assume.

>>437640

They're pretty common here, haven't had any big ones in my area…yet

>>437647

I should probably try audio books, never seem to read any of the 100s of ebooks I have

>>437641

I wanna imagine Elle rescued her from a former Soviet satellite state and is so grateful that she doesn't mind being called up at random hours of the night to be her personal sex toy.

And if she did complain, Elle would threaten to send her back.

>>437656

Don't judge me

>>437654

Rihanna's you mean? True, ya idk haha, i believe it tho

>>437658

Aww ok , ill keep my body to myself then :3

>>437654

I thought most Chloe fans liked her because they fantasize about her choking them to death with her big hands and strong upper body.

>>437657

What shoulder thing?

>>437658

Lauren has a perfect leg-toy-torso proportion

>>437659

I'm too lazy to read so maybe audio books would help me out a bit. I would like to invest myself in a good narrative

>>437660

That's kind of the storyline I was kicking around with you a couple months ago.

Except Elle saved her from human traffickers.

>>437658

Will do… I had a friend when his parents got divorce his mother obviously abused him and obviously cared nothing for his life. Also she obviously smoked weed and slept around with guys. Yet she got full custody over the him and she leeched so much money off of her husband and got so much of his money and stuff. It made me so angry…

>>437659

I was in a building one time and when the earthquake hit you could see a literal wave go through the building it was so cool looking.

Anyway I gots to goes to sleep :P goodnight

>>437664

Her wide shoulders.

I'd say she wears a 42 short.

>>437665

Oh, it was you that I was discussing this with. Another thought…If ISIS is still a big deal when you finish up the script, she could be one of those really white-looking Syrians that are being sold off.

Elle sees her on a news report, uses her Saudi connection to get in on the bidding at the last second.

>>437664

Lauren has good ratios.

>>437666

buh byz

>>437666

goodnight

>>437671

Hi

This is our 8th order. I think I'm done.

>>437670

The only ( - ) is that she slouches pretty fucking hard.

>>437669

These stories make me smile at my computer like an idiot.

>>437673

Not enough chips… those are chips, right?

>>437669

ISIS scare off too many people.

I was thinking Russians. Everybody hates Russians.

>>437673

Looks tasty. Is that some sort of salt and pepper mix by the chips?

>Fatnaturday is alnost over

>>437675

This happens to me all the time here.

>>437676

Maybe you're right. Though I'd already fleshed out a plotline where Elle's Jewish handlers send her on a 'date' with an important Saudi prince. She gets him in bed and threatens to circumcise him another time with a knife covered in bacon grease, if he didn't give up the info on where the girl is.

Okay, that might be too far.

>>437680

That's actually sounds highly entertaining

>>437679

All good things come to an end.

>>437680

I don't see jews and saudis working together tbh.

I was thinking Elle meets some rich young Russian Chad at a party, as she gets in deeper she sees that this guy makes his money selling girls and showcases the merchandise at these lavish parties.

That brunette catches Elle's interest. I just need to figure out how Elle is able to get rid of the Russian. I want it to be overcomplicated and bloody.

>>437683

>I don't see jews and saudis working together tbh.

Ayyy we got high quality!

>>437683

>>437684

>I don't see jews and saudis working together tbh.

Only to destroy America.

>>437684

>>437683

Lol

If i ever post a pic of myself u guys r gonna laugh at how jewish i look

AAlso finding so many nice maddies :3

>>437679

It only ends if you let it end. Fatnaturday is everyday.

>>437686

DO IT

>>437686

>>437686

Was this you during your birthright trip to Israel?

>>437691

>If they don't want her to be smart, she won't be smart.

Elle/Kendall waifuists HYPE.

>>437686

Maybe you can answer this question I've been curious about for a while.

When Orthodox Jews pray, they wrap a cord or something around their arms, what it called and what's it's purpose?

>>437692

Atleast Jet and Comrade have, maybe more fellas i don't know.

I'm fairly new around these parts too.

Everyone has contributed to the buttpic fund though, don't let them tell you otherwise

Good night guys

>>437695

Only gays do that

>>437695

How long have you been here bestfam?

>>437696

Nitenite.

>>437692

9 out of 10. I'm horribly biased towards young girls so yeah, but she's not unique looking enough for a 10. Still adorable.

>>437697

For some of us selfies and butt pics are virtually the same thing.

>>437696

Goodnight. ♥

>>437694

That's the tefillin I was talking about actually!

As far as I know, it's something that is supposed to connect you to god… I don't really know much about it though. I'm a bad jew :D

>>437695

>Everyone has

I feel like I'm being rused..

Anyways I'd show pics one day maybeeeE heh onlyyyy if I ever end up taking a pic with Maddie ;)

>>437696

night bro :3

>>437699

<33

I guarantee if you see a little more of her you'll see how unique looking she really is…….

>that scowling gif

My heart every time

brynne>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>maddie tbh

>>437698

Since late november/early october last year

Also, ignore the mp4, just checking to see if 8ch feels like posting the mp4

>>437701

100% not a ruse

>>437701

Not being rused Mr. Madd, buttpics are just the entry ticket to the /waifuist/ picmarket really.

>>437702

Why do people gotta try to start waifuwars all day?

>>437703

Last year like the year before Current Year 2016? Because I could have sworn you were here before me and I only pulled into the general threads in like October last year or something.

>>437683

After the massive bloodfest at the whore party, you need to make half the movie where she's chasing her brownhaired lover and the Russian chad through various gritty, near post-apocalyptic eastern European nations.

>>437703

Post one of your movies for us, M.

>>437702

Omfg lol

I'm falling in love with Brynn, but I also just looked at some Maddie musiclys too.

S-sorry I'm gonna have to disagree bud :)

But I also won't argue with any Brynn love<3

>>437704

Ok, should I show mine? I'll show mine.

>>437696

goodnight

>>437704

I need attention fam

>>437704

>>437709

That's what I generally assume when people post mean or confrontational things about waifus/ists tbqfhagf

>>437710

:^)

>>437709

Has mummy been ignoring you?

>>437711

holy shit im laffing

>>437711

Fuckin haha.

>>437704

I started coming here just before you did, i swear Bestie this was so meant to be it's not even funny

>>437705

The day i stop using my ex in my movies i'll post them

So in a few years

I'm totally stealing your "Lesbian obsessed with a slave girl so she kinda saves her but not really since she just ends up being a slave again idea though

>>437709

You're such a qt pie

>>437713

:^$)

Ok, I'm actually thinking of posting my butt, but is Stevis the onyl one who has?

Where can I find butt pic repository?

>>437705

Or we could put both our ideas together and the auction could take place in Dubai.

Elle could use an explosion or something to abscond with her brunette waifu and make it back to the US.

The Russian comes looking for his stolen property, but Homeland Security is looking for him too and the Russian Mob gave him a tight timeframe to pay back his losses from the auction.

I'm not married to that last part though. It sounds too much like Training Day.

>>437719

>>437720

You gain access to the butt repository after you contribute to the butt repository

Fluid detected; Post discarded.

>>437719

Same person different countries!

Also

>stealing /w bros ideas

Gonna have to credit everyone in your Academy Award acceptance speech.

>>437725

source?

>>437719

You can have the girl that tried to save her become a slave, too.

>>437721

I'm pretty much out of creative juices at this point, so let's just go with that.

Though I like the idea of a chase through a spooky eastern European landscape, but that could be a whole different movie.

>>437723

lmfao

no way thats reaaaal

>>437724

haha

im too scared right now but maybe some time cuz i like to cause a ruckus

>>437725

wow thanks for the pics she's so beautiful

>>437727

would also like to know

>>437728

WOW keep em coming plz bro!

>>437729

>She loses her fortune and has to sell both herself and the girl she "saved" into slavery

I'm getting moist already

>>437730

As soon as contributing is mentioned you duck, it's like clockwork

You can't make this shit up

>>437731

fine

illdo it ok lol

>>437732

See? this is why i tell everyone you're a coolcat

I'll be anxiously waiting

Lexee was with Chloe at that winter formal.

No visual confirmation yet.

Was that a kiss at the end?

It was too dark to see anything.

>>437736

Looks like Chloe burped and then covered her mouth.

>>437734

You can tribute Maddbro when he delivars.

>>437734

>>437738

um, were you guys aware that tributes are a form of rape

>>437733

Ahahah do u rly?!?!?

Thanks!

Um sooo does this count? It's a pic of me guys :)

>>437740

Hi! <3 niceeeeeeeeeeeeee pics/webm

>>437741

>anything less than nudity

>no face

>no timestamp

I feel insulted, do we look like amateurs to you?

>>437741

Fuck I prob shoulda spoilered ppl arent gonna wanna scroll down and see my underwear

sorry guys

Well Happy Valentine's day everyone.

>>437744

y-you too

;__;

>>437744

Happy valentines day!

Heres a gift to you ;))))

>>437742

Hahaha fine fine

Anyways here is my crack, its nothing too much but I'm kind of an attention whore who wanted a laugh so enjoy!

>>437741

Do you often upload videos of your butt to youtube?

>>437746

you're not good at this butt exposure thing

>>437744

>>437748

Why is this girl covered in paint

>>437744

>>437750

it's symbolic

>>437747

Someone else uploaded it lol :(

It has only 200 views

Several dislikes.

It's a reaction video from my old Tinychat room ;P

>>437748

Lmao

Well i've done more than you i bet! ;PPP

>>437750

CUz the photographer is a genius

>>437744

>>437753

Oops didnt mean to spoiler

Anywys ya thats all of my butt for now but hey i gave u guys a timestamp!! I don't do that for any tom dick and harry

>>437754

hi Jo!

♥!

>>437752

Symbolic of?

>>437744

♥♥♥♥♥

>>437746

The ass god says i'm allowed to leave you alone for now

But make no mistake, there will be nudity from you one of these days

Or at least a stereotypically big nose

Get outta here third wheel

>>437755

You only timestamp for special Dick?

>>437750

It's art.

>>437755

Hi.

>>437757

Hahah

Jesus this is all going to compile into something very unpleasant for me

But okay!!!!

>>437759

Lmao.

Yes.

You caught me.

No jk, there was a rly cute girl in that room when I showed my butt, I kinda wanna post her pics but I'm afraid.

>>437760

Omfg shes adorable there

>>437756

You know what

>>437760

#bringbackfreckledsabs

Ugh

Hi guys

Look at this cute little face…

Brynn stop it

>>437763

>that pic

This board is trying to turn me into a predator.

>>437764

Cheating on Maddie I see.

>>437760

For a second I thought you posted a non-Sabrina grill from the thumbnail, Jobaby I was concerned.

>>437761

Post her.

>>437765

that would be redundant

>>437767

I mean I do. But they are basically the same person.

>>437768

I save pictures of little girls, I don't abduct them. Yet.

>>437766

D…don't tell her…. :(…sometimes I can't control myself.

>>437767

Fine.

>mfw she does modelling now and i get to see some nice body shots

>>437771

Agreed, triple bro

Alright change the topic cunts.

>>437773

Do you not like talking about Brynn?

Alsoo umm would anyone want me to keep posting these?

>>437774

Who said I was talking Brynn?

>>437773

yes keep posting them

>>437772

Looks somewhat like Keira Knightly.

>>437773

What would you like to talk about? GOP debates were yesterday I guess.

Also everyone's waiting to snipe 7777 next.

>>437778

fug

>>437765

Really? It hasn't succeeded? Not even… This much?

>This centipede… Is a predator.

>>437772

>posting that thing instead of just 2 additional images of Maddie

pft

>>437777

Self fulfilling prophecy T B H

>>437778

>>437779

I'm sorry Ellie.

fresh

>>437775

ha, idk, was just asking

>>437776

u mean me i assume :P

>>437777

haha i can see that!!

and u got it bro! quad 7s!

>>437781

LMAO!

To be honest, I used to reaaally like that "thing"

But yeah, I really don't think too much of her anymore, and Maddie is beyond compare…

<3

>>437783

Awww hahah I didn't wanna say it…

It's crazy how diff they look @_@

>>437785

nice fresh pic triple bro!!

>>437784

i-i'll get over it eventually

Hollddd onnn taking a break from the Brynn posting to post this one Maddie musicly, now that my fellow Maddie fan is here :)

>>437781

Friend, pleaseee watch this webm of Maddie… so sweet and gorgeoussss <33

>>437788

>Hollddd onnn taking a break from the Brynn posting

get back to work lazybones

>>437789

Hahaha <3

yes I'm on it

Are you a man who is interested in high young voices…?

gtg might be back in a few hours fam

>>437791

Aw ok!

Well if anyone else wants me to still post Brynn musiclys let me know.

Ughhh guys

What do I do if I think I have a problem with obsessing over Maddie?

Have any of you guys actually dealt with this, or am I just overthinking? Lol :\

>>437792

As long as it doesn't hinder your ability to function on a daily basis you'll be fine

Just don't pull a Ricardo López on her

>>437788

couldn't give two shits about the song

very very cute tho

and the video has a very odd look to it which is captivating so good for her for making it in such an interesting way

I don't know how she achieved that effect or what it is, but maybe all the kids are doing that these days what do I know

>>437792

>What do I do if I think I have a problem with obsessing over Maddie?

>Have any of you guys actually dealt with this, or am I just overthinking?

it's very possibly called actually having a waifu, genius

a waifu should dominate your mind, she should be an obsession, she is your muse

I wish I was so simultaneously blessed and cursed to have a "real" waifu these days. At best my passion is only able to exist intermittently. I'm not committed to any one woman, either, even if I say that I lean towards the Joost. It's an unfulfilled state of affairs.

I guess nowadays I'm just interested in beauty.

>>437793

r.i.p.

>>437793

Ahaha okay duly noted

Na ya I'm fine :P

>>437794

Lol yea who cares about the song, she's adorable

And yeah she's good with the film work :P

I'm also curious about the effect hahah, it seems like it is kind of a popular thing on this musicly app and idk if the app just does it or if these kids are just creative, haha

And yeaaah, I think that's really it. I really just get so happy looking at her. Even though I can appreciate other girls like Brynns beauty, it doesnt make me feel the way Maddie does. Anyways I'm just being sappy lol

>>437792